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Tub shot

Smerf in the tub.

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by smerf

submitted February 7th 2014

243 comments
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Tub shot
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i wanna be mad at you, but that shit-eating grin is just too good.


you still cheated though... :(
4 years ago
sheeesh, and i was worried that MY fingers looked bad....
4 years ago
Do you really want to see me naked? I mean... Really?

Yeah, my hands are freakish. Move on.
4 years ago
they really are giant fingers
4 years ago
its not about what i want.....

its about what the site needs.
4 years ago
* smerf gets a tape measure. *


For the record, that glass is 3.75 inches tall.
4 years ago
Andre The Giant hands
4 years ago
Those are what I like to call "mallet fingers"
4 years ago
I don't even have to look anymore at my stfus, 99% of the time it's poor liddle tinkles the butthurt troll fairy.
4 years ago
that's almost as bad as the sort of faggot who downvotes everything by a particular user, right, pal?
4 years ago
somebody like that...the only thing they could do worse than being a little faggot like that would be to whine about getting hit with some well deserved stfu action....
4 years ago
u mad? : )
4 years ago
He mad.
4 years ago
So mad
4 years ago
Who mad?
4 years ago
this is my absolute favorite fishing hole
4 years ago
my stfu's are usually a mixture of zeke, sprinkles, jnoob, jawz, smerf because he's a homosexual seahawks bandwagoner, and sometimes LL.

other than that i don't really get stfu all that often.
4 years ago
mine are jowlz and tinkipoo
4 years ago
it's like i know i'm on the right path if i get stfu because anything they don't like is usually a good thing.

*works on pec dance routine to sexy and i know it*
4 years ago
your likes/stfus don't count, possum. ambiguous motherfucker.
4 years ago
jawz used to be all up on this dick until i talked shit in his general direction. now that schwoogie is forgetting who let him in the house in the first place.
4 years ago
* Magawd sets off the schwoogie alarm *
4 years ago
you fucking niggers stop it with those hate-words okay?

acting like a bunch of homos you are...
4 years ago
judging by that comment i think magawd set off the escaped jew alarm.... calm down seagull
4 years ago
Do I need to fire up the ginger signal? Cause I'll do it. Don't make me do it.
4 years ago
you keep that gingerness in check, mister.
4 years ago
if only hitler aimed to eliminate gingers and not jews he might've been left alone to carry out his business.
4 years ago
* smerf unzips *
4 years ago
Hitler had bigger plans, and never carried them out. He was a procrastinator, and a failure.
4 years ago
and that was "Deep Thoughts With Punky"
4 years ago
my least favourite segment of mucho.

4 years ago
at least its usually pretty short
4 years ago
twss
4 years ago
you'd be the most popular user, punky, if you kept your comments short and concise like a joke twitter account and only commented once or twice a day.
4 years ago
nope I'd still hate him
4 years ago
like i guarantee people would literally wait and hope a punky comment would come during their online time if they knew each one was going to be a gem and only dropped once or twice a day.
4 years ago
lol @ magawd
4 years ago
i think he's on the verge of crossing over and becoming someone who's liked rather than hated. he just has to limit his comments to a few a day and they need to be either batshit crazy funny or just thought provoking to a 5 year old.
4 years ago
I WILL BACK-HAND ALL FAGGOT REDNECK HONKY MOTHER FUCKERS...TEN-FOLD. I'm on my iPhone right now, and Siri isn't the best partner in crime.
4 years ago
annnnnnnnnd he ruined it
4 years ago
no offense freshie, but you're probably the worst person to advise punky on how to become popular
4 years ago
Hahaha...
4 years ago
FUCK YOU GULLY, AND FUCK YOU NASTY BATHROOM!!!!
4 years ago
*your
4 years ago
Get a job, and some taste, you fuck!!!
4 years ago
Read the comments, dumbass
4 years ago
Lol
4 years ago
die in a ditch junkyuser
4 years ago
seagull, was i advising him to behave the way i do?
4 years ago
Which would be an ultimate fail.
4 years ago
Or. go die in seagulls tub!! would be just as uncomfortable and that tile is fuckin hideous!!
4 years ago
Or you trying hard like a fucking noob, tinski? You've been pretty redundant lately, but your trying. Keep up the great work, you noob.
4 years ago
^trying hard like a noob

The irony.
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up, "creepy fingers"
4 years ago
wtf tinky?

got some big boy pants?
4 years ago
* smerf waggles his fingers at punky *


OoooooOOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOoooEEEEoooooEEEEoooooEEEEoooo
4 years ago
I find it funny with how intelligent you come across that the tile of your bathroom gets you "big boy pants" mad.
4 years ago
I will always own you faggots, till the end of time. Your selfies suck royal balls.


http://muchosucko.com/119126/Powdered-Donuts
4 years ago
Jelly?
4 years ago
Hahaha..
4 years ago
Hahahah....
4 years ago
^yep
4 years ago
and I'm on a fucking god damn cell. Jesus fucking Christ.
4 years ago
i'm not mad at all, i just think its strange that you all of a sudden decided to grow a pair, kinsti
4 years ago
I try not to argue on here too much as i don't find it positive for me or anyone else. I kill time here and treating people like shit isn;t something i like to do really,I've always had a pair just only on occasion do I see an opportunity to talk a little bit of shit without it being too aggressive and actually have it be fun rather than hurtful.
4 years ago
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd he ruined it
4 years ago
Dude, shut the fuck up. You're outta hand, noob. I like you, tinski, but your "try-hard butthurt" shows...through and through.
4 years ago
Go back to your gay talk with dug, freshie. I think you guys would make a great couple. You can be the one tied up taking rib shots. run along now ,fattie
4 years ago
don't spend your time being mean to me you fucking bully.

and learn to take an offensive joke
4 years ago
and punky, stop offering other noobs advice. especially when they'll eventually leave noob status while you're forever stuck in noob purgatory.
4 years ago
AAAND...YOU TURNED ME ON TO "BEAR IN HEAVEN". Wow.
4 years ago
you didn't call me yet either you fucker.
4 years ago
thanks for nothing.
4 years ago
You actually like bear in heaven?
4 years ago
YES
4 years ago
I only have listened to that one song as someone told me to check it out. Haven't really looked into them any further
4 years ago
^NIGGER FAIL
4 years ago
Tin, u suck, buddy. 8)
4 years ago
Keep in mind, I'm on my "ducking" iPhone. Tin...





http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mFMU-IFUMOI
4 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PULmAe3IS8I
4 years ago
That was a whole thread full of nothing...
4 years ago
Welcome to MS douche bag.
4 years ago
You mad, bro?

(:^D
4 years ago
Come on in for a hug, man...
4 years ago
You know you want to...
4 years ago
disgusting
4 years ago
Yeah it is quite horrid
4 years ago
i havent worn a tie except for weddings and funerals since the mid 80's...
4 years ago
The owner of my company feels that "We're professionals and we should fucking look like professionals. No casual Fridays"

This is how I rebel against the lack of casual Fridays at work.
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
Yeah yeah yeah, I know. I'm an odd guy, okay?
4 years ago
Does any muchoer have a bathroom that doesn't make me want to throw up?
4 years ago
Um... I'm assuming you do.

Don't blame me. I don't own the house, I didn't choose the tile. I think it was last updated some time in the 80's
4 years ago
Actually, two of the bathrooms in my house are vomit inducing.
4 years ago
mine get's worse: the paint is also a pale green. Most of the metal fixtures are gold, with white handles.

I don't mind the tile, but the rest of it needs to go.
4 years ago
* JamesTKirk covers mouth and runs toward bathroom *
4 years ago
Hey...my bathroom was clean and neat.
4 years ago
You had oddly stained underwear in your mouth, sporto.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Yeah...but the bathroom was not vomit inducing damn it!
4 years ago
never mind what was in my mouth
4 years ago
Go smoke a cigarette heather.
4 years ago
I think I might just do that.
4 years ago
* JamesTKirk looks at sporto, dry heaves. *
4 years ago
Says the man who has never subbed a pic!
4 years ago
I hope you have to go see smerf to get a prostate exam some day!!!
4 years ago
teehee, i looked kjirk up on linkedin earlier this week....

in that pic he looks like someone who literally eats small children for breakfast... meanest mo-fo ever....
4 years ago
I have a pic here. Just of my finger.
4 years ago
AHEM!

* smerf points at the tags. *
4 years ago
How the hell do you even tie a double windsor knot with those mittens???
4 years ago
double who what?
4 years ago
Sporty: that is NOT a double windsor. It is a Half-windsor.
4 years ago
And the answer is: surprisingly, in one try.
4 years ago
Look up the Eldrich knot for a tie sometime. THAT bitch is hard to tie
4 years ago
before WW2 it was called a half/ double Sachsen Coburg Gotha knot.
4 years ago
Why is sporty so cute?
4 years ago
effing white-collars
4 years ago
^faggot
4 years ago
hey
4 years ago
sorry..... i meant the faggot
4 years ago
* possum waits for the race card *
4 years ago
You fuck. You actually made me look at linkedin. I hate all of you faggots.
4 years ago
you gotta admin, kjirk, that pic is kinda serial rapist-y, no?
4 years ago
hehe, i meant *admit
4 years ago
i will allow this
4 years ago
By they way, euro-kraut. That picture was taken at the Intercontinental Hotel in Nice France.
4 years ago
you think the pic is serieal rapist-y? You should see him live on cam.
4 years ago
link or it didnt happen/
4 years ago
in '86? after you punted 32 underage girls right in their faces and still lusted for more violence?
4 years ago
I was in highschool in 86.
4 years ago
lol - held back splains lots
4 years ago
holy shit...i attended hs in 04 i feel so young.
4 years ago
well, thing is, the only other pic i saw of you was way more uhm, connery in indy 3 and way less connery in goldfinger, ifyaknowhatimean
4 years ago
Jawz.... You fucking kids these days
4 years ago
=[
4 years ago
Pretty sure if mucho had a convention everyone would be 34 and up.
4 years ago
Hey!

* smerf is not THAT old, you fucker *
4 years ago
That's not what your hairline says, doc.
4 years ago
Bam!
4 years ago
<-- 31
4 years ago
Hey captain...

I was 3 when you were in high school.
4 years ago
Hah, even Steven is older than I!
4 years ago
I'm 45, bitches.
4 years ago
Dik is older though.
4 years ago
well, i just turned 31 a couple weeks back, so you really cant be that much younger than me, doc
4 years ago
SNIKT is the oldest muchoer I know of, except squidley
4 years ago
Happy belated birthday, steven
4 years ago
gracias
4 years ago
oldest guy i knew on here was aqualunatik, but i'm pretty sure he died :(
4 years ago
Borracist I thought was oldest. He has to be in his early 70s now. I miss his unadulterated hate.
4 years ago
Aye, captain. It had a certain aged quality to it, like a fine wine that has turned to vinegar.
4 years ago
My hairline is just as bad. Im only 25
4 years ago
I have a Danny Glover going on.
4 years ago
best was always borracho vs bicho... never thought that 2 beaners could hate on each other like that
4 years ago
Borracho is an OG racist hater. How he hated bitcho so much was like pure candy.
4 years ago
Was borracho also a beaner?
4 years ago
wasn't he? i always thought he was....
4 years ago
Yea, he is...but you would have a hard time proving that.
4 years ago
I think there is a pic of him here.
4 years ago
last seen 2 days ago


well i'll be damned.

not dead after all
4 years ago
Shit, he lives!
4 years ago
but no comments in 2 yrs
4 years ago
He might be immobile. In bitcho's basement.
4 years ago
forced to wear a gasmask 24/7
4 years ago
He loves it.
4 years ago
* smerf sips his scotch *
4 years ago

borracho5000
im sorry you guys...i hate to tell you all.....i have said it before......im not mexican...........
6 years ago
4 years ago
hmmmmm.....
4 years ago
Hey Sporty, just so you know: despite their size, my fingers are surprisingly nimble.
4 years ago
are you coming onto him?
4 years ago
Psh, he wishes.

* smerf will NOT be mailing any underwear. *
4 years ago
There must be something mentally wrong with anyone who posts their pic on a site like this...
4 years ago
unless in support of DW...
4 years ago
JamesT: here, you can see the wall color yourself.

http://muchosucko.com/120848/Seahawks-12jersey
4 years ago
Clean Bathroom/10

I absolutely HATE mildew. Great job in maintaining it.
4 years ago
I actually moved the tub and tile cleaner out of the shot. The doors and tub could use a scrubbing, though.

Good thing I was already going to take those pants to the drycleaners tomorrow.
4 years ago
I actually moved the tub and tile cleaner out of the shot. The doors and tub could use a scrubbing, though.

Good thing I was already going to take those pants to the dry-cleaners tomorrow.
4 years ago
^ nice job.
4 years ago
The fuck! God damn it, mucho!

I hit comment, it stalls. I copy the text, reload and re-comment, and NOW it fucking shows up? God damn it, yak! Make your fucking website work!
4 years ago
You tried bro.
4 years ago
haah, doubly!!!


wop woop
4 years ago
just dont sub the video please!
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
sorry smerflord
4 years ago
Oh that.

* smerf had already forgotten *
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ddZjJXs.jpg?1
4 years ago
<a href="http://imgur.com/ddZjJXs"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/ddZjJXs.jpg?1" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
* smerf facepalms *
4 years ago
wont embed unless you're pro
4 years ago
Doh!
4 years ago
all that 5 min of work for nothing. damn.
4 years ago
nothing indeed
4 years ago
Stay classy.
4 years ago
I see your teeth are also ginger colored
4 years ago
* smerf does have some stains, yes. *
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
* smerf covers his mouth like an embarrassed Japanese girl *
4 years ago
DrSlut
4 years ago
...and?
4 years ago
* possum thanks MS for a semi-decent comment/sub night, and listens to The Shoes now *
4 years ago
#SoDak
4 years ago
Anything goes, down in SoDak
4 years ago
all sanic
4 years ago
welp - it was fun while it lasted :(
4 years ago
Yyyyep.
4 years ago
Well ... it was all about the AW's last night ...
4 years ago
Gay not nude
4 years ago
Jezus smerf is starting to look like an extra psychopathic version of Michael Emerson
4 years ago
* smerf sidles up to Barret *


Why, hello there... friend.
4 years ago
Hi there smerf, my my what large hands you have.

What is that, poop?
4 years ago
Are you giving me a hitler? :(
4 years ago
What, on my middle finger?
4 years ago
Yeah
4 years ago
Read the tags, Barret. Read the tags.
4 years ago
lol i get it...

Sorry its late ok!
4 years ago
Late? Isn't it, like.... 10 am over there?
4 years ago
Sorry, 11 am?
4 years ago
Yes its late! Gonna go play a little, enjoy your raisins bud.
4 years ago
*crainins

We are out of raisins.
4 years ago
*craisins
4 years ago
You're all nuts and craisins
4 years ago
what?
4 years ago
not nude enough
* jrob2020 downvotes *
4 years ago
nice cup,what is that glass?
4 years ago
As if I'd drink from plastic
4 years ago
Sweet sub, smerf. <<Fact
4 years ago
Everyone..have a good night/day. Depends on where you are at the moment
4 years ago
your penis must be huge
4 years ago
I'm thinkin serious chode
4 years ago
theres pics of it gg
4 years ago
link
4 years ago
ha ha
4 years ago
dont stfu me, gingernigger, he wanted to see....


lord knows why.
4 years ago
Because he loves the cock?
4 years ago
poor smerf - subbing a pic he wished he hadnt of
4 years ago
* smerf mehs *
4 years ago
this is lame for even smerf standards
4 years ago
Oh yeah forgot about this one, clearly the most disturbing. (now lets stop commenting on my sub).
3 years ago
nice tie
2 years ago
Thanks
2 years ago
recover password
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