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Bathtub

just me getting drunk in the tub...... YOUR MOVE LOBES!!!

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Steven_Seagull

submitted February 7th 2014

321 comments
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Bathtub
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comments (321)
LOL
4 years ago
oh god this is baaad


kinda like the piglet version of sexlord 66
4 years ago
fucken webcam
4 years ago
Sexlord66 at least had a sign
Jussayin.....
4 years ago
Yeah i know, but i didnt wanna get outta the tub.

i guess shaving cream on tile woulda worked, but meh.

my face is mucho domain anyways...
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
YOU LOVE IT!!!
4 years ago
He does
4 years ago
dat tile pattern would drive me insane
4 years ago
would be fun on acid though
4 years ago
and no i dont mean bathing with seagull
4 years ago
it could...
4 years ago
bb !!!
4 years ago
(that was for jorb)
4 years ago
(i know)
4 years ago
is your whole house tiled like that?!
4 years ago
ITS EVEN ON THE TUB
4 years ago
only the bathroom, original german 50s tiling... looks like that in every apartment.

the rest of casa seagull has been renovated and modernized couple yrs back.
4 years ago
no wonder Hitler was so pissed off all the time
4 years ago
riiight, gonna watch some more gamegrumps, put more hot water in the tub and finish mah drink....

laters faggits
4 years ago
uhm, short question:

is it possible that drinking in the tub somehow has a stronger effect?

cuz this is only mug 2 and i'm blastered as fuck....
4 years ago
The warm/hot water speeds up your metabolism which makes you metabolize and absorb the alcohol faster.
4 years ago
If it's super hot it will lead to dehydration
I always get woozy in a hot bath or staying in the shower too long
so yeah, probably a bad idea
4 years ago
Try drinking in a hot tub..
4 years ago
Drinking in a hot tub is the worst idea I ever had :(
4 years ago
....Funny, I'm fine when drinking in a hot tub.
4 years ago
hahaha what in the fuck
4 years ago
Aw sheit. Bait much?
Nice pink sheen you got going
4 years ago
Nein.
4 years ago
Nice tile,what is that ceramic?
4 years ago
Peel & stick.
4 years ago
I've seen that type of decor before...

Are you bathing in Bono's tub?
4 years ago
duude, i don't play that way...
4 years ago
imma rinse off now, do my peeling scrub and moisturize while listening to laura brannigans "self control" and thinking of you guys... and girls.

maybe i'll even do a lil "goodbye horses" afterwards.....
4 years ago
oh god, so i got up outta the water and started rinsing off when all of a sudden my circulation starts going haywire... like, seing stars, blurred vision etc, close to passing out..... so i lay down in the empty tub trying to get my shit together, breathing like an overweight shi tzu..... all the while laura brannigan's blaring from my laptop at full volume..... fucking hell, never knew that two tall glasses of rum and coke in a bathtub could make you go trainspotting like that......

i gotta lie down!
4 years ago
A bit rusty ey.
4 years ago
That shit'll happen.....does to me even without the alcohol.
4 years ago
rusty as zeke's trombone
4 years ago
Damn these gay Germans
4 years ago
not natural
4 years ago
Clearly not a 'selfie'
4 years ago
it's a timed selfie, mofukka...
4 years ago
or germanguy holding the camera...
4 years ago
land that timed forgot selfie
4 years ago
^jelly
4 years ago
I see moob
4 years ago
Did you get a stiffy?
4 years ago
I sure did......

<----- supreme AW gets off on you guys looking at his pic
4 years ago
call me sexführer33!!
4 years ago
sexlord66*
4 years ago
ahem

*whoosh*

???
4 years ago
no. you got the number wrong.
4 years ago
*88
4 years ago
don't make me get naked and fight you Eastern Promises bath house style motherfucker
4 years ago
* loslobos gets a soap on a rope *

C'mon butterball lets go
4 years ago
not you

the kraut
4 years ago
i wouldn't want to make zeke jealous
4 years ago
Of you? Lol
4 years ago
you should see the meltdown he had earlier

not to mention i finally figured out he's envious of my pecs and physique. he flipped his shit when i pointed it out.
4 years ago
dude, which year did hitler take over?

oh.....

and whats 33 x 2???

looks like i got the number exactly right.....

so

*woosh*

deal!
4 years ago
but yeah, he'd be jealous of me fighting you Eastern Promises bath house style
4 years ago
now who wants to get into a soapfight?
4 years ago
germans aren't allowed to think for themselves. you lost that right after the 2nd war.
4 years ago
HAVE YOU MET ME????
4 years ago
<--- free-est fucking thinker ever
4 years ago
also, seriously drunk at this point
4 years ago
yeah and you should be punished for it
4 years ago
the last german who thought for himself tried to kill a bunch of jewy kikeburgers
4 years ago
hey is it true that in german schooling you guys pretty much gloss over ww2? that's what i've heard over here in merka but never from an actual german.

sounds a little bullshitish
4 years ago
nah, the '68 student uprising took care of that, i got bombarded with WW2 and holocaust related shit in my school days....
4 years ago
ah ok. i always heard that germans literally pretended it never happened in regards to "history" in school and it seemed totally bullshit but plausible since we barely covered our fuck up in vietnam.
4 years ago
it was literally like "yeah we lied, burned trees, got fucked up, left....NOW ON TO THE 70's" in my textbooks
4 years ago
yeah, like i said it used to be like that up til '68.

the german SDS and several other groups started what today would be known as a shitstorm, got a lot of ex-nazis outta office and enforced some serious changes in history awareness and syllabi....
4 years ago
would climb in it
4 years ago
haha jesus

would you bring helmut?
4 years ago
That's some shocking decor
4 years ago
Russia circa 1973?
4 years ago
can we make "muchoers gone raisinfingers" a thing?

i would love some more 'tub pics on here.

* Steven_Seagull stares no-homo-ly in smerf's general direction *
4 years ago
i nominate jasper
4 years ago
there isnt even a jas user pic now is there?
4 years ago
<------ noob
4 years ago
nope....I've seen him once on cam, never a pic
4 years ago
i dont think he has a user pic subbed but he used to hang in tiny
4 years ago
happiest basement without finished walls dwelling guy i ever saw
4 years ago
anyone know if that fuck finished the basement yet? it's been like 10 years.
4 years ago
men dont take baths
4 years ago
AH fuck i didn't know id need raisinfingers, REDO
4 years ago
you know who takes baths? not men
4 years ago
FUCK YOU DIK!!

it had lemon scented bubbles and shit.

#comfortablewithmetro
4 years ago
after your done your pedicure why dont you make me some muffins ?
4 years ago
mani-pedi was yesterday, i did wanna do the almond scrub moisturizer thing, but then i almost passed out....

JUST READ THE THREADS
4 years ago
although last time i was at a hotel i spent like 3 days in the jacuzzi...
4 years ago
#comfortablewithmetro
4 years ago
#whyyallniggazjackinmyhashtags
4 years ago
what an obnoxious boring opening ceremony to the olympics...putin had the guy responsible for the malfunctioning ring sent to siberia till he has time to go personaly murder him
4 years ago
i haven't watched them yet. i was hoping for a good old fashioned USSR missile and goosestepping troops parade
4 years ago
there was goosestepping
4 years ago
close to it anyway
4 years ago
i'd like to inquire more but last time the olympics were brought up i got ambushed by three noobs.
4 years ago
some drunk ukrainian tried to hijack a plane to sochi too
4 years ago
hahahaha ukranians and chechnyans are crazy fucks
4 years ago
every time fireworks went off i thought it was a bomb
4 years ago
so what you're telling me then is it was no 2010 opening ceremony
4 years ago
i never actually watched that one..i think i was at work,,i know there was an issue with the cauldron..these 5 snowflakes were supposed to turn into the olympic rings but only 4 did..other than that i guess it was pretty seamless...incredibly long and boring.....to me anyway
4 years ago
TWSS
4 years ago
vancouvers was awesome

aside from gretzky's flame thing not rising from the stage like planned
4 years ago
TWJS?
4 years ago
when was the last time the opening ceremony didn't have a glitch? it seems routine at this point.
4 years ago
damn interpost
4 years ago
damn german
4 years ago
go find a new sub to comment on!
4 years ago
it was a pretentious artsy loud thing....i couldnt wait for it to end
4 years ago
THIS IS MINE
4 years ago
im pissed off that every fucking event is on at like 1am my time
4 years ago
yet another reason the winter olympics should just alternate between the us and canada.
4 years ago
and afaiac the olympics arean overrated POS spectacular for morons...
4 years ago
no it's not, bird.

IT BELONGS TO MUCHO NOW
4 years ago
it was on at 11 am here
4 years ago
fair enough fresh, fair enough.

take this gift, be humbled and enjoy....
4 years ago
the opening ceremony isn't on my directv box until 7pm.......i don't watch anything besides movies or tv shows on tape delay

not fucking live events. FUCK RUSSIA.
4 years ago
although one part had these floating islands like those old yes album covers..that was ok..and they superimposed images on the floor that were kinda cool...but man..it got out of hand...put it this way..there was guys bouncing around on what looked like donuts
4 years ago
does germany even have a hockey team?
4 years ago
yes??? the swiss proto electro faggots? the race and shit???

never saw one of their covers...
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
swiss proto electric huh
4 years ago
you kids with your genres,,,,swiss proto electric isnt a real thing...and no
4 years ago
bird, calm down for a second.
4 years ago
you're totally right dik, sorry, i got them confused with yello....
4 years ago
you're bordering on full punky

never go full punky
4 years ago
NO FRESH; I WONT!!!

* Steven_Seagull runs around in bathrobe flailing his arms like one of those inflatable tube bitches *
4 years ago
speaking of which i wonder if he called the donkey sanctuary

i bet he forgot
4 years ago
Did... Did Steven just imply he wanted to see a picture of my in the bathtub with raisinfingers?
4 years ago
imply? i thought i made it crystal clear!

if some noob calling you out is enough to make you put up a pic of your seahawks jersey, then surely i should have enough pull to get a raisinfinger tub pic, no?
4 years ago
Last time I was at a hotel, I spent sometime in the jaccuzi in my room.




Having sex. And before you fuckers start in with the jokes:

A. It was with another real-life person,
B. The person was female,
C. She was not a tranny
D. She wasn't fat
E. She wasn't ugly
F. She is still alive to this day
G. She is not blind (though her older sister is)
H. She was not drugged in any way.
I. No, I did not pay her.

Did I forget to pre-respond to any potential jokes?
4 years ago
well, that's just not fair
4 years ago
did she have a mighty toaster?
4 years ago
J. No, she was not related to me in any way (I forgot the "your mom" jokes.
4 years ago
Fuck, I forgot about the Toaster jokes.

It was not Toaster.
4 years ago
so, she was retarded then?
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull tee-hees *
4 years ago
was she a fine upstanding citizen with the best intentions?
4 years ago
Steven: no, not retarded (thought I may have briefly made her so)
4 years ago
Heather: oh helllll no.
4 years ago
K: no, wasn't old (my age, actually)
4 years ago
* smerf charges the battery on his camera. *
4 years ago
are you drawing a bath yet?


... AND DONT FORGET THE BOO-OOZE!

4 years ago
bubblebath
4 years ago
creepy
4 years ago
Aaand there you go, fuckers.
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
* possum nibbles paws and waits *
4 years ago
jesus, look at those pink sausage fingers... like now definition at all, like condoms full of minced meat....

i swear they look manly as hell IRL, that cam really fucked me over....

ALL FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!!
4 years ago
Quite possibly the most disturbing "mucho-regular" self-post ever.
4 years ago
Is there like a euro-911 I can call?
4 years ago
YOU LOVE IT!!
4 years ago
And who chose that fuckin tile?
4 years ago
May wanna refresh the new pic section Admiral :(
4 years ago
not me, it's orginal german 50's lioke i said, when renovating this shitdump it became obvious that those tiles are kinda fused with the walls, no way to change 'em, at all. like i said, rest of my place is pretty up to date.
4 years ago
That refresh saddened me.
4 years ago
fake

no sharpie in ass
4 years ago
hahaha!

FUCK YOU!
4 years ago
What the fuck?
4 years ago
FUGS!

oh you motherfucker!

so glad to see you're still around.....

hows life?
4 years ago
i saw this thing the other day thast made me think of you:

http://www.firebox.com/product/3644/VW-Camper-Van-Tent
4 years ago
<----- soooo drunk atm
4 years ago
I'll pass on the tent, thanks. Getting the bits to convert my van is taking all my time and money :(


Except for my beer money, it's not getting that, no way...
4 years ago
wait, you finally got the samba? man, it's been way too long since we talked last
4 years ago
Nah, it's a T4.

Wants a Samba, ends up with an old builder's van... FML
4 years ago
T4 ??? wtf?? what year?
4 years ago
It's a '97, the most modern vehicle I've ever owned.
4 years ago
thats so far away from a samba man, props, but sorry...

not that nice a vehicle really...
4 years ago
hi fugs!
4 years ago
That's right, kick a man while he's down why don't ya?

A Samba it ain't, but it's MY van and I like it.

* MrFugsmucker flounces away and sits in corner *
4 years ago
H dik!
4 years ago
+i...
4 years ago
Who actually has a bath these days anyway? My bath is so neglected, it has started to rust at the plughole.
4 years ago
i quit taking baths once i was taller than 5ft and my feet and shoulders were out of the water.
4 years ago
your mum has rust at the plughole.
4 years ago
taking baths is just for hetero men comfortable with their vulnerable side

#comfortablymetro
4 years ago
Cheech, your face is a plughole.
4 years ago
brb in 4 hours with a killer comeback. hang on.
4 years ago
i kinda start digging yo style, brah!
4 years ago
hawt
4 years ago
nawt
4 years ago
who is the best baseball team in the usa?
i ve been watching some fight videos and I see teams like red socks and yankies all the time
4 years ago
san francisco giants
4 years ago
any other answer is a fucking lie.
4 years ago
GG Red Sox (Boston) and the Yankees (New York) have a huge rivalry. And a lot of douchebags wear the apparel of those two teams. Really, only douchebags watch baseball to begin with, soooo
4 years ago
giants dodgers is a longer standing rivalry

plus the giants have the most players inducted into the HOF
4 years ago
yankees bought championships

that's their claim to fame
4 years ago
wait what? giants players raped the hoff?

i, as a german, object to that!
4 years ago
HOF not HOFF you momo
4 years ago
you don't even sport so fuck off!
4 years ago
i DO sports, but i dont watch 'em....
4 years ago
okay, you guys had your fun now!

god, i'm so embarrassed by this, someone tell me how to delete pics, i just want this sub to die......
4 years ago
Haha
4 years ago
i'm serious!!

please don't even comment on this okay?

god, what do i have to do for you people to let this die already

#soembarrassed
4 years ago
(okay i'll stop now)
4 years ago
Oh no. Someone's relapsed.
4 years ago
its just rome and coke, you missed the part where i flushed 4 grams of weed down the toilet like 2 weeks back... still going strong, bro!
4 years ago
Haha, i meant rum and coke...
4 years ago
I keep thinking Johnny Depp dressed as Hunter S. Thompson is going to throw a grapefruit at your head.
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfASumLhC2U
4 years ago
See what happens when you take the brown acid.
4 years ago
oh we jest, but all that aside, i'll never touch even one trip ever again long as i live.....

i seriously don't wanna revisit those places.
4 years ago
Come back to an old friend.
4 years ago
<--- does not get the reference
4 years ago
I'm talking about your old pal LSD. He misses you.
4 years ago
In fact, all this talk of it, I just might drop one.
4 years ago
pfsh, i really think i'm done with acid...

i can see myself doing shrooms maybe some day in the far-off future, but acid? never again...
4 years ago
Did you have some sort of traumatic experience?
4 years ago
you never read that?

i talked about it plenty on here...

short version: yes, yes i did. very much so. but once that door was open, i didnt even need acid to re-experience it, any sort of psychedelic or high-dosed dissociative would do, i was pretty close to losing my mind and turning full-on psychotic a number of times. that's what drove me to seek help and get into detox/ rehab in the first place..
4 years ago
See, I remember when you left and you saying why. But until then, I didn't know you had any kind of problem. You always seem to keep it somewhat together.
4 years ago
i was a wreck ever since i first joined up in '06. in '08-'09 when i was most active i was basically high/ drunk all the time and when i left in '11 i was a total wreck, mentally, physically and financially. the several near-psychotic breakdowns i experienced with lsd/ shrooms/ nitrous/ speed/ weed/ valium/ xtc/ ritalin mixtures in varying constellations and dosages as well as the loss of my gf, job, several friends and later on university place just showed me that i had to change something..... i was damn near suicidal at that time. i kept nothing together, at all.
4 years ago
:( aww
4 years ago
you of all people should know all that, heath.
4 years ago
it's not like i was short on whining at the time....
4 years ago
I'm gonna have to agree with Vom, you never really shared all *that* at least
4 years ago
maybe you felt whiny, but you weren't
4 years ago
well, like i said, i was rarely ever sober, and mucho is not really the place to share, but several people knew at the time...
4 years ago
I just thought you just another part of the weird collection of people on this site...maybe a little eccentric. But when you said you were leaving because of a serious problem, I was honestly taken aback.
4 years ago
*were
4 years ago
I lead your 'back from rehab' countdown
4 years ago
Did you ever see your ex again? I know it might a touchy subject.
4 years ago
eccentric?? ECCENTRIC???

* Steven_Seagull radjusts feather boa *


how dare you....
4 years ago
she added me on fb shortly after i came back from rehab...

the exchange that followed turned into a running gag between me and my friends... she was part of the problem, majorly messed up herself and the main reason i drank so much at the time
4 years ago
goddamn exes....
4 years ago
*germans
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk7uXaNuWNE
4 years ago
Use of the word "constellations" got by most people here.
4 years ago
huh? what do you mean by that, cap'n?
4 years ago
I totally spaced it on that reference.
4 years ago
It means most people here are too fuckin stupid to know what that means.
4 years ago
thats the funny thing about second languages. sometimes you sound overly verbose and shit because you never rolled ( gyrated ) around in it enough to have learned the simpler, more mundane expressions for the shit you actually wanna say..
4 years ago
awesome verboseness
4 years ago
not what i meant.

not at all.

contrary to mr. verbosity, i like being understood by people
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull cues up santa esmeralda now *
4 years ago
fuck cocker!
4 years ago
You would obviously never make the Mensa cut.
4 years ago
it's pretty exclusive
4 years ago
98 out of 100 people are rejected
4 years ago
and the other 2 are revolting
4 years ago
repulsive?
4 years ago
theres that second language thing again...
4 years ago
Just combine the two. Repulsively revolting.
4 years ago
revulsively repolting?
4 years ago
That works even better.
4 years ago
revolverly reposting
4 years ago
revolver time*
4 years ago
I figured we'd have a few more tub pics by now
4 years ago
WELL GO AHEAD!!!!!
4 years ago
leading by example and shit
4 years ago
my tub is no good for baths
4 years ago
try cleaning it you bum!
4 years ago
or just pretend... it's not like dug really took a shower or barret really took a..... nevermind.
4 years ago
its clean! its just too small
4 years ago
Seagulls is lookin a little on the small side as well.
4 years ago
so you tuck in the knees.... they'll act as a natural boob-shield, win-win
4 years ago
it is kinski, it really is....
4 years ago
I really did take a shower, i wanted to be all nice and wet for mucho, but by the time i could get the damn picture taken i had nearly dried out :(
4 years ago
not what i meant, buddy.....

that pic was called "toilet", not "shower"
4 years ago
AND I DONT WANNA KNOW IF YOU TOOK THAT!!!
4 years ago
Of course i did
4 years ago
hah! not even retpile could downvote this!
4 years ago
I might downvote, if only because you upvoted it yourself...
4 years ago
i ALWAYS self-up!

if i wouldn't deem it muchoworthy, why would i up it in the first place?
4 years ago
Keep yer hair on, I only said might.
4 years ago
well, don't threaten me... >:(
4 years ago
There, are you happy now, vogel?
4 years ago
as can be, cat-person!
4 years ago
G'night bud, I need my beauty sleep.

And I mean really need it. :)
4 years ago
you sure do, you grumpy old man!

g'night, dont be a stranger!
4 years ago
the video is still out there somewhere i think...
4 years ago
stop that
4 years ago
i was just trying to fit in
4 years ago
I'm not showing you the video, stop emailing me
4 years ago
psst, poss, she don't have it..

go ask my bathroom buddy barret!
4 years ago
if we ignore seagull, maybe he'll go away
4 years ago
call me sexführer33!
4 years ago
if its not you, who sent me a video of a German rolling around in a bathtub?!
4 years ago
germanguy, sealbasher, luda, romeo, hoodrunner?.? how the fuck should i know?

4 years ago
and i don't roll, i gyrate!
4 years ago
even better
4 years ago
hahaha, the way my knee is sticking out makes the thumbnails look like i'm pregnant
4 years ago
Well, now it just screams avatar.
4 years ago
You mean you AREN'T pregnant?

* smerf 's dreams of Steven_Smerfgull babies SHATTERED *
4 years ago
Someone please toss a plugged-in toaster in there.
4 years ago
toss her in first, then i'll plug her
4 years ago
...you like them big, steven?
4 years ago
it was just a lame exit to a lame joke
4 years ago
The pained expression makes it
4 years ago
You michaelianblacklookinassmotherfucker
4 years ago
please stop commenting on this pic already, just let it die...

anybody tell me how i can get in touch with an admin to get this deleted, please?

i will do EVERYTHING!!
3 years ago
I can delete it, but am not going to....
3 years ago
MOTHERFUCK!!!
3 years ago
seagull just taken the biggest attention whore gold medal on mucho. fuck you zeke.
3 years ago
LOVE YA TOO BROWNIE!!
3 years ago
Last
3 years ago
Middle
3 years ago
First
3 years ago
Who the fuck wallpapers the side of bathtub ?
3 years ago
its tiles, not wallpaper.... wallpaper would just be weird
3 years ago
He really is a retarded brit
3 years ago
It would also peel the first bath you took.
3 years ago
Well it looked like wallpaper pattern , can't believe anyone would tiles like that
3 years ago
happy one year anniversary to the bestest and most importantest thing i ever subbed!
3 years ago
too bad we are all such faggots, and dont appreciate you nearly enough
3 years ago
i'd be okay with the faggotry, but why revel in it so much?
3 years ago
do you mean actual gay stuff, or just things you dont like?
3 years ago
i mean faggotry
3 years ago
* possum prances off *
3 years ago
Last
3 years ago
Please post an updated version thx
3 years ago
no
3 years ago
there IS a second one.

it would BREAK mucho. among other things.
2 years ago
Fake
2 years ago
go fake yourself, mr. nopicintenyears
2 years ago
Not exactly correct... my toes are on here... and my brain tumor...
2 years ago
however, they likely qualify as fake as well.....
2 years ago
recover password
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