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Nerd Humor

FU, i was laffed

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted February 6th 2014

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Nerd Humor
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Don't need to be a nerd to understand this
4 years ago
I think maybe you need to be a nerd to find it funny?
4 years ago
I bet you wee'd yourself
4 years ago
god you're an idiot
4 years ago
Yeah .... zeke is too drunk to be a nerd
4 years ago
Superhero shit is for fags
4 years ago
And this is not funny in the least
4 years ago
It's kinda funny
4 years ago
Also 'humour'
4 years ago
Don't stfu me
4 years ago
STFU
4 years ago
I expect bad English from the Americans but not the muchoeuros
4 years ago
to be fair, my english is more AE than BE most of the time
4 years ago
Shocking
4 years ago
you live such a low level life that all you have to complain about is the lack of using an extra U in the word humor...and not enough cocks of course

Good day
4 years ago
Was the Joker a junkie ?
4 years ago
in no continuity ever apart fromthe burton movie was it the joker who killed thomas and martha wayne.

usually, the killer is street-level gangster called joe chill. and yes, according to some origin depictions, he was an addict.
4 years ago
* MetalFace dances with the devil in the pale moonlight *
4 years ago
Kevin Conway ? You're a fool
4 years ago
Conroy, batmans voice in most of the animated shows and movies, the dark knight tie-in dvd and both arkham games.... BEST!BATMAN!EVER!
4 years ago
Fuck sake... that's like saying Bob Holness was the best ever James Bond (007)
4 years ago
Michael Keaton was the best ever
4 years ago
no.

no, he was not.
4 years ago
Keaton was a stiff. The guy that played Jim Morrison in Doors was way better as Batman
4 years ago
kilmer?? FUNW!!
4 years ago
it goes conroy, bale, keaton, west, kilmer, clooney.

end of discussion.
4 years ago
He added some sexiness to the character. Don't judge me!
4 years ago
Clooney??? Gtfo..
4 years ago
Write him off the list
4 years ago
thats a top to bottom list, sweetheart
4 years ago
I don't want him on the list. Anyways..Kilmer was delicious as batman
4 years ago
i included ALL batmen, save for the 40s and 50s serials.

dont even know the actors names anymore..
4 years ago
Whatabout Adam West? Doesn't he get atleast an honorable mention?
4 years ago
THATS MY LIST I CAN PUT IN WHOEVER I WANT....
4 years ago
even tr
4 years ago
canyou read? he's 4.
4 years ago
Hahah
4 years ago
Fuck sake...
Almost forgot
4 years ago
Oops missed it
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/kbHvsKd.jpg
4 years ago
Nooo why you do that
4 years ago
He fat
4 years ago
eye for details, this one
4 years ago
I swear he plays the geico money guy in all those dumb commercials.
4 years ago
i still like val kimer..
see Felon...and Heat of course
I forgot if he was any good in batman..ive managed to block all those out of my memory.I kinda remember Keaton...he wasnt that bad
4 years ago
last decent kilmer movie i saw was some straight to video crime drama called salton sea... that was over 10 yrs ago, but i seem to remember that i kinda liked it... i think.
4 years ago
Kilmer was best in his role as Doc Holiday(My opinion) but also did well playing John Holes in wonderland. Salton sea was a pretty good one as well.
4 years ago
*holmes
4 years ago
also *Holliday

and yes, role of his life
4 years ago
nah, morrison was his best work.

did you know he even re-recorded the songs in his own voice? he was beyond perfect in that.
4 years ago
i especially love how that mask's got the hanger still attached...
4 years ago
He's lush
4 years ago
Eye for details, this one
4 years ago
Wonder if he kept it for "role-playing"
4 years ago
kept??? thats what he bought it for....
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
I bet he tried to return it to the store after he got it all greasy and stretched out.
4 years ago
"tried"

that's funny.

there is no try at walmart, they just give you back your money.
4 years ago
^ wal-marts like a bauss...


pretty lucky dik already broke my irony-o-mete
4 years ago
actually, i couldn't get the flash costume in time.
4 years ago
furthermore, the only people who don't shop at walmart are people who don't have a walmart nearby and ironic hipsters/free love hippies who are trying to make a point by withholding their insignificant business or something.
4 years ago
Here's some nerd humor for ya, gull

http://i.imgur.com/zYoypBn.gif
4 years ago
The other nut shot is too big for imgur :(
4 years ago
There it is

http://i.imgur.com/6Q11lHc.gif
4 years ago
nice gif, what is that - a jpeg?
4 years ago
it dont move for me, duh
4 years ago
They don't move? Are you using internet explorer?
4 years ago
Psst - xzekiel The Iron Liver?

What's your favorite mac-friendly torrent site?
4 years ago
first one moves in slo-mo, second is frozen.


i'm on an android tab right now.
4 years ago
I didn't get the frame rate exactly right on the first one so it's about .8:1 speed and the second one is kind of hi-res so you might not be able to DL it.
4 years ago
^speaking of nerd shit
4 years ago
Those bastards bored zeke to death so now I'm not going to get my answer.....
4 years ago
tpb, they has everything, even a fairly large mac/ ios section...
4 years ago
They are reliable?
4 years ago
duh
4 years ago
i use tpb for almost everything, never got any fake files or viruses, tracker's always working, never had any egal troubles ( but just to feel sure i use peerblock) and if they fail me i just look for the file i want on torrentz.eu.........
4 years ago
i got some special interest torrent sites as well ( cartoons, pron, german stuff etc) but 90% of anything can be found on the bay.
4 years ago
oh, and eztv for tv shows.
4 years ago
hmm - "german stuff"...
4 years ago
you have a filthy filthy filthy mind, rodent
4 years ago
* possum shrugs and plays with squirrels *
4 years ago
btw steve wtf are your work hours anyway?
i mean it's gotta be 4 AM over there atm
4 years ago
i'm off this week, working at a project from home.....

so far i've done squat.
4 years ago
squat time is best time
4 years ago
I have no idea what I'm doing....
4 years ago
doing with what?
4 years ago
"shut up and play your guitar"
4 years ago
Just can't find what I'm looking for
4 years ago
what ARE you looking for?
4 years ago
mason williams?
4 years ago
I'm looking for full episodes of nunya business
4 years ago
well, if you wont tell, i cant help....

bitch!
4 years ago
I wanted zeke's help :/
4 years ago
email him...he sent me an invite to a torrent site one time that i never used......he could probably help you
4 years ago
i only have myspleen invites, but you could have one of those....

apart from that: WELL FUCK OFF INTO ZEKES LAP THEN; CRYBABY!!!
4 years ago
Psst- Hey xzekiel The Iron Liver
4 years ago
Yes metalface?
* xzekiel bats eyelashes *
4 years ago
Oh I just use tpb and tvtorrents
4 years ago
tvtorrents is an invite site, I basically only use it to track shows
mostly tpb
4 years ago
tbp had poor mac selection... That's why I was wondering what you use
4 years ago
Pretty much just tpb or google. Not a lot of torrent sites I'm familiar with have software that isn't either free or not on tpb
4 years ago
so wtf are you looking for fetal?

i know people, i'll get it for ya....!
4 years ago
<--- claims he knows people, disregard under all circumstances
4 years ago
Best Ink
4 years ago
The show?
Or the app Ink?
4 years ago
The show
4 years ago
That's on tpb....if they're mkv play with vlc
4 years ago
seems to be on tpb and eztv
4 years ago
I got zero hits when I searched :/
4 years ago
leave mac out of it...avi and mp4 will play in quicktime
if all you can find is mkv dl VLC media player
4 years ago
https://thepiratebay.se/search/best+ink/0/99/0
4 years ago
VLC will play anything, if it doesn't then it just needs some codecs pack and it should.
4 years ago
Noob question: which "download now" button do I press?
4 years ago
"Get This Torrent"
4 years ago
The address wasn't understood

Firefox doesn't know how to open this address, because the protocol (magnet) isn't associated with any program.

You might need to install other software to open this address.
4 years ago
Ah, do you have a torrent program installed?
4 years ago
You need to get utorrent first
4 years ago
utorrent, install, make default for magnet links, bam!
4 years ago
I haven't pirated media since kazaa.... I'll get utorrent I guess...
4 years ago
yup, best client out there, cant go wrong, should be mac compatible as well,
4 years ago
http://www.utorrent.com/downloads/mac
4 years ago
^BAM!
4 years ago
Seems like it was just yesterday I was asking bitches on a poker site these same questions.
4 years ago
I do what now?
4 years ago
Thanks tr_barret I can google..... :P

Last question, how do I make default for magnet links?
4 years ago
inb4 yahoo something spam
4 years ago
Why don't you google it faggot!
4 years ago
Barret, will you ever forgive me???
4 years ago
It should happen automatically or it may ask you when you install?
* Barret shrugs *
4 years ago
Yeah you should get the pop-up box for open with which application
4 years ago
I saw that once I chose to download. I'm all set.....I think.
4 years ago
You probably want to go in utorrent preferences and choose dl location and such, limit your bandwidth by control click on shows so you can still mucho and when they move to completed remove them
4 years ago
Like, mine downloads around 350 kb/s so I limit it to 250 or so so I can still do shit whilst downloading.
4 years ago
yeah, and look that it dont interfere with your firewall and such, and think about getting something like peerblock to feel extrasafe!
4 years ago
Being accessible through firewall is a whole other can of worms
4 years ago
(You don't need to be)
4 years ago
Never knew Zeke was so computer savvy, and still couldn't figure out the subtitles.
4 years ago
Pfft.....the subtitles were broked dude. I watch subtitled stuff all the time. Some stupid Norwegian fucked those ones up.
4 years ago
Hey if a Norwegian could figure it out
4 years ago
THANKS BARRET OBAMA THANKS STEVEN_SIEGULL THANKS XZEKIEL 25:17
4 years ago
de nada brah
4 years ago
np. You only gotta add mac to the search when you're looking for apps or games.
4 years ago
And yes the selection of apps and games sucks
4 years ago
protip: don't click the video box when searching porn
4 years ago
speaking of nerd shit: i'm playing the monkey island 2 remake right now, and i just found yak in the costume shop on booty island
4 years ago
speaking of nerd shit - my bottom lip is swollen up to black guy status right now....it makes smoking cigarettes pretty comical
4 years ago
Proooove iiiiit
4 years ago
So the Butler did it.






meh.
4 years ago
Gang crime was just a red herring.
4 years ago
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