by DangerousDug

submitted February 4th 2014

87 comments
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comments (87)
I wish sometimes I didn't like vagina. Reasons 1-10: getting to have sex before the date.
4 years ago
Analogy: having sex after the date is like going to a car dealership and drawing up all the loan paperwork and haggling on price before test driving the car.
4 years ago
what does not liking vagina have to do with sex before the date?
4 years ago
Because that would make me gay, and men don't beat around the bush. If there's attraction they go for it.
4 years ago
I'm a bit lost at his point too heather
4 years ago
i think he means gay men just have sex everywhere and date after if they like the sex
4 years ago
NEVERMINDDD
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster waves at MetalFace *
4 years ago
* MetalFace still does enjoy him some vagina and boobies *


Hi Toasty!
4 years ago
well thats what you said!
4 years ago
ARE WE SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE??
4 years ago
Go back to venus
4 years ago
Hey MF, buddy, what cha drinkin?
4 years ago
ok so YOURE saying the women you date make you take them on dates and wine and dine them for ages before they have sex with you
4 years ago
Creatine up the shniffa.
4 years ago
I think he's saying there should be a sex first date after policy. So all new women he meets must immediately have sex with him and then decide after if they want to go on a date or not.
4 years ago
if that's what he means, i agree. It serves purpose for both the male and the female.
4 years ago
You're both close, but you're way off.
4 years ago
i didnt know gay men do that
4 years ago
Does that mean if you have a sad willy we get to leave before doing anything? Because I mean after a few dates and their willy is tiny you at least give them pity sex.
4 years ago
He's saying suck his dick and maybe he'll buy you taco bell after.
4 years ago
My cat just died tonight =( how about some pity sex,toasty?
4 years ago
People still have sex?.. I'm kind of out of the loop here..
4 years ago
I'd rather fuck the dead cat.
4 years ago
or maybe just have sex when you feel like it, before you're too emotionally involved... so when the sex is crap, you can walk away without losing your marbles.
4 years ago
Sorry not allowed to there tinski. I suggest craigslist
4 years ago
Are you off the celibate shit yet?
4 years ago
Hey Heather, wanna see my marbles?..
4 years ago
When was I ever actually celibate :(
4 years ago
You mentioned that in a comment a while back. That's cool, let loose miss thang.
4 years ago
Just because I've said something on here doesn't mean it's true. How bored was I? I liked getting a rise out of people
4 years ago
You're not going to get a rise out of anyone talking about being celibate
4 years ago
The same time you told me you might have a penis
4 years ago
I do have a penis, it just isn't attached to me
4 years ago
But I saw a video on here tonight that gives me hope that one day I might have my own
4 years ago
sad thread is sad
4 years ago
hey toaster..if you could have a real dick,what size would you want it to be?
4 years ago
at least its not you know what
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull wanders off to rewatch "baby monkey" one more time *
4 years ago
baby monkey, baby monkey... riding on a pig BABY MONKEY


whoo whoo
4 years ago
the world has gone insane
4 years ago
* Heather runs around the spam free thread with glitter and ribbons *
4 years ago
omfg I love glitter so much
4 years ago
protip: snorting glitter makes allergies way more fabulous!
4 years ago
if only
4 years ago
DID SOMEONE SAY GLITTER AND RIBBONS?!?!?!?
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
And yet... I didn't even have to link it, but you're still remembering it.
4 years ago
sub is in 'stupid' category

expects upvotes
4 years ago
If it's a good stupid something I up vote. This is just stupid stupid
4 years ago
i always up as "annoying" regardless of content
4 years ago
Heather, you slut! If I get snowed in, guess where I'm going?
4 years ago
you'll be snowed in you're not going anywhere!
4 years ago
Better get your couch ready!
4 years ago
Wtf is this shit. Show her vagina or fuck off
4 years ago
LL says what all guys think. :)
4 years ago
Hey: we're also thinking "fuck you, dug"
4 years ago
Wtf dug
4 years ago
ECHO
Echo
echo....
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU0wyJxAZ6c
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NrM5IIyRm0
4 years ago
You know how long I've been waiting for you to link me some music?

* MetalFace rom-com touching moment *
4 years ago
Hey im pretty sure that link was for me
4 years ago
lol

* Heather runs into arms with youtube link in hand *
4 years ago
....
4 years ago
* Heather blinks *
4 years ago
I imagine the blink with this look on your face

http://muchosucko.com/120063
4 years ago
lolol
4 years ago
accurate
4 years ago
Barret wouldn't know what to do you with your YT links. He'd just lie there like a photographer being liked by a lion.
4 years ago
licked even
4 years ago
all he does is complain about the hipster suggestions he gets for days afterward :(
4 years ago
That's what he gets for shooting on digital. Filters just can't capture the magic of real film
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJCqbuJxTEs
4 years ago
Dammit quit speaking to my soul
4 years ago
its a gift and a curse
4 years ago
* MetalFace goes off the reservation a bit *


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZYBW9B1IE
4 years ago
i'll say
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN5up_v4wJE

i love this woman
4 years ago
Stop that :'(
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
....
4 years ago
Youtube is putting Townes Van Zandt in the related videos to Lord Huron. Weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcnC8293J_4
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Fw8gHu9.jpg
4 years ago
hi bb
4 years ago
Hi guys, sorry was busy having dinner and watching Godzilla, 9 down, only 19 to go :(
4 years ago
what happened to the other 9 reasons?
4 years ago
recover password
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