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Black tongue syndrome or hairy tongue usually happens due to an increase of bacteria, like my buddy irl who licked a girls ass and woke up the next day with a blackened tongue. Took him over a week to get better. Other factors could be meds, smoking or poor oral hygiene in general.

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by loslobos

submitted February 4th 2014

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I think your 'buddy' was pulling your leg. This is caused from an overgrowth of papillae, not eating da poo poo.
4 years ago
He even went to a doctor who said he had gotten some bacterial reaction most likely due to what he done
4 years ago
Meh idk, it looked like shit, smelled like shit. I never asked for more proof
4 years ago
Individuals with "black hairy tongue" merely have a taller-than-normal forest of papillae. The extra height comes from an accumulation of keratin, which is the chief protein found in hair and skin. Normally, keratin sloughs continuously and gradually from mucous membranes and skin.
No one knows for certain what causes black hairy tongue, but there are several well-known associations. ("Association" means, "We see A and B occurring together, but we're not sure whether A causes B.") Black hairy tongue is fairly common among smokers. It is also sometimes seen following treatment with antibiotics. Other associations with black hairy tongue include radiation therapy to the mouth, poor oral hygiene, frequent use of strong mouthwashes and frequent use of antacids.
4 years ago
Maybe he just had shit on his tongue?
4 years ago
He'd been drinkin for several days, smoking, not taking care of himself and then sucking on a chicks asshole. With the horrible state his hygiene already was in, I wasn't too surprised to hear he had some issues with his mouth
4 years ago
Ps. He didn't brush his teeth during this whole time
4 years ago
Tl;dr btw
4 years ago
I'll suck on your asshole
4 years ago
When is the last time you saw your parole officer?
4 years ago
I'll suck on your asshole too Jimbo
4 years ago
Animal, I'm down with that.
4 years ago
My nigga
4 years ago
Some serious salad tossin
4 years ago
He just chewed a bunch of tongue splashers®
4 years ago
*Sugar daddies tm
4 years ago
That's just fresh caviar.
4 years ago
So... You're saying licking my oil drain is a bad idea?
4 years ago
*oil drain pan
4 years ago
Nice try at saving that, doc fuckup.
4 years ago
Fuck you. I've been covering open to close for the past 2 days due to a sick coworker.
4 years ago
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