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by Steven_Seagull

submitted February 3rd 2014

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They forgot to mention Pre-Gaming:

The art of stuffing ones face with endless amounts of food in preparation of watching others exercise.
4 years ago
i thought that's called "tailgating" or something...
4 years ago
tailgating takes place in the parking lot of the venue

pre-gaming takes place anywhere prior to heading to an event
4 years ago
mostly done to get shitfaced without having to pay $500 for beer at the venue
4 years ago
Pre-gaming is getting lit up before you head out to the club/bar/sporting event. It's about the intake of alcohol, not food.
4 years ago
For freshie everything's about food.
4 years ago
#zekestrong

btw i chose the under, don't disappoint me like you do your parents.
4 years ago
Just because I didn't live with my mommy into my late twenties like you did does not mean they're disappointed in me.......
4 years ago
i wouldn't have either if my parents had funneled me money to spend on booze and rent.

you're a real self-made man zeke.....yeah....
4 years ago
you redefined "fucking the pooch" with your handling of that driving range swamp.
4 years ago
The money did not come from my parents. And if I really fucked up the "swamp" so bad, how is it I own a home now?
4 years ago
How many bedrooms does the home have?
4 years ago
hahahaha owns a house

holy shit, that's rich.
4 years ago
"mom, dad.....i got evicted...." "you can stay at the summer house, zeke." "AWWWWW YOU GUYSSSSS"

fuck
4 years ago
owns a house......a schizophrenic alcoholic that hasn't had a legit job in a decade owns a house.

you're beginning to sound like tr now.
4 years ago
jawz is asking if you need a house schwoogie hahahaha
4 years ago
Jawz.....two. It's a trailer, with a basement and a garage on 1.5 acres.
4 years ago
You're fucken retarded freshie. And that word sounds funnier than offensive btw. I see no point in bringing up personal issues. You try and put him down yet you're the one sitting at home criticizing someone on a website. You have nothing better to do with ur time?
4 years ago
hurr durr Schwoogie hurr duurrr
4 years ago
it's meant to be funny. if i wanted to offend you i'd just call you a flat out house nigger.
4 years ago
As if that would offend me. LOL try harder faggot.
4 years ago
i find entertainment in calling zeke out on his bullshit. just like you find entertainment in following the white devils on here around and spouting 4chan shit.
4 years ago
"IF ALL ELSE FAILS, CALL EM A NIGGER"
4 years ago
"don't say that freshie, you're cool, i don't want to hate you"

cry more schwoogie.
4 years ago
I rarely bullshit though.......

shows how much of a fat fucking retard you are
4 years ago
lol white devils.
4 years ago
no wonder all you babies grouped up

you can't handle shit on your own
4 years ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOO now you're tryna low blow. c'mon bro, Keep it clean.
4 years ago
you momos only get uppity when another is nearby to hit the like button so you feel accomplished
4 years ago
Coming from dik's shadow......that's rich
4 years ago
all you do is bullshit, zeke. even someone born developmentally disabled could read your past comments, skim even, and see that.
4 years ago
^^ My point exactly. If dik made a bibe, youd fucken master it.
4 years ago
Dik's shadow @ 2pm....when it's shorter and fatter
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1exMoywNlw

just gonna leve this here.....

* Steven_Seagull skips away whistling *
4 years ago
What have I lied about freshie?
4 years ago
pretty much everything.
4 years ago
So you have no examples......
4 years ago
you're an idiot
4 years ago
I DO know you've welched on pretty much everything, freshie.
4 years ago
no, i just don't feel like wasting time digging through subs to find numerous examples.

it's not that important to me. why? because you know the truth and that's all that matters.
4 years ago
everyone else has seen your shit for years now so there's no point in giving you a breather while i go search shit.
4 years ago
Guess so. I suggest you stop taking dik's word as gospel you little bitch.
4 years ago
you guys got some movies where one 25 second clip is enough to instantly make you wanna rewatch the entire movie? for me, both clerks are kinda like that...
4 years ago
casino
4 years ago
Sorry.....that was a lie......you're not little at all.
4 years ago
>calls someone out on their bullshit

>can't prove it.

LOL, you're pretty cool, freshie.
4 years ago
He's only repeating what dik has said. And dik just makes assumptions and fills in blanks to twist reality to make himself feel better.
4 years ago
i don't need to prove something everyone knows

like if i say the sky is blue, i don't need to prove it. we've all seen the sky.

if i said something like "zekes mom filmed a porno with me" then i'd have to prove it
4 years ago
basically every early to mid scorcese, taxi driver, casino, fucking goodfellas-----

watched a top 10 list of the best no-cut scenes in movies, the walking in the night club from goodfellas was ranked third, had to watch it immediately after...
4 years ago
Its funny how you're the biggest baby on here having to actually block individuals.
4 years ago
Name one thing off the top of your head
4 years ago
you know the true definition of a baby? the guy who goes apeshit when he's ignored for being a fucking zilch.

if i got ignored by you or anyone on here i wouldn't give a single shit.
4 years ago
guys, can we drop this BS and talk movies now?

so much more fun...
4 years ago
i mean if we use jawz logic in that comment in an offline scenario...he's saying i'm the baby for ignoring the shut-in schizophrenic babbling to me on the bus instead of yelling back at him.
4 years ago
The Ewok Adventure Seagull
4 years ago
Name one thing freshie
4 years ago
What everyone knows about freshie.

He was banned numerous of times.

Welches

Blocks individuals

Follows dik like a religious cult member.

Loves to dig up shit he can't prove.


Thats just off the top of my head man. Yet you can't even dig up one subject that backs up your argument.
4 years ago
(Both Caravan of Courage and The Battle for Endor)
basically any time I see those retarded little bears I want to watch them again
4 years ago
And The Warriors
4 years ago
the problem with you noobs is you're the same people who got riled up by bono

meaning you have no idea how to troll and you have no idea how to avoid being trolled
4 years ago
Caaan youu diiig iiit?
4 years ago
i'd even argue you're oblivious to being trolled because you're either A.) mentally deficient or B.) Delusional
4 years ago
So what you're saying now is that you're just trolling and that you have no idea if or what I've lied about........
4 years ago
all i literally have to do is say #zekestrong and you muppets begin jumping like mexican jumping beans
4 years ago
i was just gonna ask which one!!!

i like battle battle better cuz wicket actually talks, which is totes adorbs.
4 years ago
How about you try being interesting for a change instead of just parroting others and making false accusations about people
4 years ago
zeke, it all happens because of statements like that.
4 years ago
oh the puppet master argument....

"you morons, why you get annoyed when i'm annoying..."


such bullshit
4 years ago
So what you're saying is I make you butthurt so you comment stalk me with repitition?
4 years ago
i mean if we're all honest i guess i'm the victim of the oldest troll in the book:

arguing with idiots is fruitless because you can't win. because winning means having them realize how fucking stupid they are in the first place and they're too dumb to see they're dumb.

it's poetic and maddening at the same time
4 years ago
*clinky clanky clinkity clankity*

WARRIORS, COME OUT AND PLAY-HAY!!
4 years ago
Big man you are freshie YOU GUYS STUPID, U GUYS MENTALLY DEFICIENT IF U GET MAD AT WUT I SAY.

Thats not even the point of this whole debate right now. The only person thats a crybaby and succumbs to trolling is YOU freshie. To personally go out of your way to block comments shows how weak minded of an individual you are. All you faggots (you, dik and urkel) have nothing ever good to say. You spit out the same repetetive shit over and over.
4 years ago
Freshie, do you realize now how stupid you are?
4 years ago
zeke, nobody comment stalks you. don't flatter yourself.
4 years ago
How do you block comments???
4 years ago
don't drag urks into this, he cool.... better look to your broski tr.
4 years ago
Just dont read them.
4 years ago
how's urkel being brought into this? you check your goddamned tone schwoogie.
4 years ago
and anyone who thinks blocking a user is a crybaby move is an even more immature individual than the rest of us
4 years ago
like you have to draw a line somewhere
4 years ago
@ metal like others do when they see me comment. :(
4 years ago
fetalmace, some kinda ad-block faggotry obviously...
4 years ago
4chan has drained your mind of anything remotely intelligent or mature.
4 years ago
LOL!!!!! You backwards logic is absolutely hilarious.
4 years ago
As if you have anything remotely intelligent or mature to say freshie....
4 years ago
He says we're the idiots. Yet he's on a website at home probably twerling around his unregistered gun eating dorritos thinking he's tough shit. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
I want to set up an algorithm that starts blocking after the 3rd comment that goes unreplied in any given dikspam®
4 years ago
zeke, you're an alcoholic schizophrenic who can't even run a driving range

you can't even begin to throw statements like that around with any sort of credibility
4 years ago
What makes you think I can't run a driving range?
4 years ago
Is this based on what your hero dik has said again?
4 years ago
i don't think i'm tough shit because there's always someone bigger and badder out there.

but i'm more than confident enough to know a mid-20's steve urkel and a mid-30's mentally ill and out of shape alcoholic are no challenge in any arena outside of 4chan trivia and liver disease
4 years ago
Because I'm fairly certain you know absolutely nothing about it.
4 years ago
Nor do you know my age......or anything about my "mental illness"
4 years ago
you can tell jawz especially has never had his ass whipped because anyone who has who learned from the experience wouldn't run off at the mouth like he does.
4 years ago
Bottom line is freshie, you don't know jack shit. You just parrot everyone else and act like a little bitch when called out.
4 years ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that right? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U MAD FRESHIE? DID I STRIKE A NERVE?
4 years ago
you've admitted most of what i throw at you in tiny and threads on mucho

nice try zeke
4 years ago
You're like the fat kid who tries to bully people to get the approval of the real bullies
4 years ago
i'm just explaining to you your inaccurate projections.
4 years ago
that was @jawz before zeke automatically assumes it was about him
4 years ago
I have admitted that I'm schizophrenic, yes. But you know nothing about it. I don't have liver disease and you know nothing about my business or relationship with my parents. You're a fucking puppet.
4 years ago
nah, never been a bully. never saw a point in that sort of shit. it's more fun to wait til someone tries you.
4 years ago
Freshie.....you know nothing about me in general, yet you talk as if you do. And everyone blames me for defending myself when I try to sort the truth out from the constant spam I get about this shit because I was drunk enough to be honest here.
4 years ago
this site's slogan is "tasteless humor for the unemployed", it's a cesspool of pornography, violence, racism, gore and general tastelessness. and yet we have such high standards when it comes to income, sobriety, mental health, status and intelligence, isn't that kinda insane? why should i even care how much any of you make, how fat, drunk, educated, sexually active you are? you're my strange internet friends, i come here to hang with you, fuck with you, sometimes even argue and be mad at you, but why the fuck would i hold a grudge? as long as you contribute to the conversations in a way, amuse me, educate me or surprise me, it's all good, and the beef i have today is forgotten next time that person says something clever.
so why the drama? why the soap opera? why the hysterics?

i only know one person that genuinely sucks on here, everything else is come and go, hit and miss. even the bad ones like bono or squid contribute in their own ways... and shouldn't that be enough?

* Steven_Seagull drops mike, gets off soapbox, pours some morgan *
4 years ago
"you know nothing about me in general" *admits to being honest on mucho*

all you do is divulge personal info when nobody inquires nor cares
4 years ago
Dik doesn't know me either, and about 80% of the "facts" he states are wrong. I'd suggest you put on your big boy pants and be your own person.
4 years ago
Take off your Mom jeans, freshie.
4 years ago
Actually freshie, I indulged personal info when asked, and left those "confessions" when people were trying to use shit against me. It was mostly facetious.
4 years ago
@bird

i feel almost exactly the same way. mucho ends when i close the laptop lid.
4 years ago
Yet when you come on it's right back to the same old obnoxious shit again
4 years ago
Move the fuck on
4 years ago
i guess that might be my point

if anyone on here takes anything serious or thinks i take anything serious (besides tr being a complete waste of human existence) they've got bigger problems than they assume i or anyone else have
4 years ago
yes freshie, but you don't restart at zero when you re-open that lid...

try that some time.
4 years ago
tomorrow he'll be responding #zekestrong to all my comments again....
4 years ago
why would i? i don't start a book from the beginning after i pick it up the next day.
4 years ago
i don't know why #zekestrong is such a bad thing

i'm supporting your fight to live
4 years ago
i even made an avy for your fight. all for you lil buddy.
4 years ago
I highly doubt freshie reads books.
4 years ago
Who's Mike, Seagull?
4 years ago
and i'm also not going to leave shit at zero when everyone.....everyone......acts like a hypocrite on here.
4 years ago
he's the guy on the floor at seagull's place, tinski
4 years ago
#imapiss
4 years ago
see, this time you made it actually funny in a dead-pan kinda way.

i can respect that- it's the mindless spamming, the incendiary trollish repetition that grinds my gear, and i don't see how that is fun for anyone.

saying #zekestrong every time zeke comments or "welshie" every time you comment makes the whole mucho thing nothing more than a voluntary data entry job on some weird pavlovian level. "there's the bell, gotta react, quick quick" WTF?
4 years ago
It's merely an attempt at humor from the creatively challenged seagull.
4 years ago
mike and i is gonna re-enact the finale from dirty dancing at the town fair this fall, but i just keep on dropping him, we have a long way to go if we wanna make it.....

RIP (Roadhouse Is Perfection) Swayze
4 years ago
zeke, the fact you even try to act above others is hilarious in and of itself
4 years ago
*brings up the TPB swayze song clip*
4 years ago
See, even you can agree that freshie tries too hard. He lets things get to him more than us. That is what fules his anger. Thinking he can offend me with mediocre racial slurs or insulting zeke with repetetive nonsense. He's the one thats acting like a fucken 2 year old.
4 years ago
well to be fair, you ARE kind of a nigger...
4 years ago
There's not much trying involved in acting above others.......not when it comes to you at least.
4 years ago
The only person who tries to act above others is YOU freshie. When obviously you arent.
4 years ago
holy fuck jawz i told you i wasn't trying to offend you with schwoogie
4 years ago
Try harder seagull.
4 years ago
stop making it a black thing al sharpton
4 years ago
<---- better than all of you, yet incredibly nice most of the time
4 years ago
Fuck back off into space seagull.
4 years ago
Schwoogie is a black thing though......
4 years ago
yeah but as he pointed out it's more funny than offensive
4 years ago
if you don't have anything to add to the convo between jawz and i then keep quiet.
4 years ago
jesus christ, this is mucho! theres the crumpet niggers, poutine niggers, nazi niggers, spic niggers and the nigger niggers.... SO WHAT? look at this thread jawlie, did i use the n-word to piss you off? or do i just dont give a fuck? so why do you??
4 years ago
If a little creepy at times...
4 years ago
Twinkie niggers
4 years ago
and theres the crumpet nigger!
4 years ago
it's tea nigger
4 years ago
not crumpet nigger you kraut nigger
4 years ago
Jawz knows that I troll him with the "n" word
and he knows when to blow me off
and I move the fuck along
problem is freshie is relentless in his shit
4 years ago
actually it's island monkey
4 years ago
holy fuck do you read what you type? you're the definition of relentless in regards to your attention whoredom
4 years ago
#zekestrong
4 years ago
I try not to look back at my drunken threads
I admit they're cringe-worthy
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull scratches foofs behind the ear *


who's a nice lil island monkey? YOU ARE! yes, you are, YES YOU ARE, good boy!
4 years ago
every old thread is cringe-worthy.... always.

that's normal, it's indicative of change and growth in a person.
4 years ago
i just can't believe i inadvertently got zeke and jawlz to meltdown in the same thread at the same time.

that's gotta be some kind of record!
4 years ago
I like trumpets and tea
4 years ago
Crumpets
4 years ago
*Cocks
4 years ago
as long as he can blow it...
4 years ago
* xzekiel facepalms *

he's using "meltdown" again.......
you were the one being the bitch freshie, you always have been. we were trying to talk some fucking sense into you. I see now that it's a lost cause.

* xzekiel fucks off *
4 years ago
zeke had the moment where he realized he's the one having the intervention

he still isn't ready yet
4 years ago
uhm, not what happened. at all.
4 years ago
oh shut up germany

you're still on our shit list from dubyadubyatwo
4 years ago
we're all thats keeping you from getting bought out by the chinese

#USAides
4 years ago
ah shit, now you're going to rile up the rednecks.
4 years ago
i'll laugh that off but the rednecks wont. they already hate you because of your past drug usage.
4 years ago
It's funny how this same conversation never gets old to you people.
4 years ago
i won't stop tonite til all of mucho is one gigantic spiteful spamfest...

like the mass puking scene from "stand by me"
4 years ago
what's worse

the same convo or the people who comment in the same convo about it being the same convo?
4 years ago
another movie on the instant rewatch list btw
4 years ago
GAF with the inception loop, dont go for it severum, you might go levels deep
4 years ago
LEVELS DEEP!!!
4 years ago
Glory is up there for me as well
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
i dunno why but that one made me legitimately "lol"
4 years ago
til you meet old dik between the ruins, proclaiming with a fake japanese accent how long he's been waiting for you.....
4 years ago
ITS FUCKING LIMBO!
4 years ago
And you guys say I suck at trolling...LOL!!...Man, you all have a lot to learn.
4 years ago
seagull: first black regiment in the American Civil War
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzUUFwbPaE4
4 years ago
and schwoogie is late to the party again
4 years ago
The only person that has EVER managed to get under my skin is dik. I cannot stand him. He is a waste of flesh and clings to yak for moral support.
4 years ago
Great film, Zeke
4 years ago
the fact you put dik on the level i and others put tr on is proof enough of your batshittedness
4 years ago
yeah, glory, seen it, too many black people.... "black" movies pre-spike lee are uncle tom bullshit. miss daisy, colour purple, glory, niggas be magic and shit.... not my style.
4 years ago
JAWZ88
The only person that has EVER managed to get under my skin is dik
4 years ago
dik is a nice person at heart (somewhere very deep down), tr is nothing but waste.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
What about Precious?
4 years ago
Beloved?
4 years ago
never seen it zeke...
4 years ago
Beasts of the Southern Wild?
4 years ago
he said pre-spike lee era. precious was a few years ago.................
4 years ago
They're all pretty magical
4 years ago
They're all post spike lee
4 years ago
yupyup, singleton, lee and a couple others did more for black cinema that 10 yrs of blaxploitation and ten yrs of white directors ever could........



and then came tyler perry.
4 years ago
Tyler Perry makes the best black movies.
4 years ago
black movies in the 90's were good. it helped that i was a down ass whiteboi who understood the culture.

now i have no fucking idea what they're up to when i see someone like lil wayne trying to skateboard and incapable of speaking without a mumbling slur
4 years ago
its pretty easy, really they became a market
4 years ago
its what killed chappelle
4 years ago
and murphy
4 years ago
i think chappelle show was the last "black thing" i enjoyed since rap has been shit for awhile and r&b has turned into like discotech shit and tyler perry is the only one putting out black movies and tv shows.
4 years ago
imho the boondocks were the last time somebody tried to do something genuinely black without looking for marketability and profit
4 years ago
actually The Wire was the last thing since it ended after chappelle's show
4 years ago
Murphy was and is great. He was so raw but then he was able to make the switch into the kiddy type comedies after the klumps.Next thing you know he's doing Dr. Doolittle etc.....
4 years ago
i remember downloading one of the madea movies after hearing all the hype and i think i made it about 8 minutes in before i probably had the same facial expression a rape victim would probably have.
4 years ago
Yeah, I was kidding with the Tyler Perry thing.
4 years ago
funny murphy died in the 90's
4 years ago
He just got a different audience.
4 years ago
@tinski: DA DOY!!
4 years ago
i wish we could clone monty pythons dna and create new younger versions so they could do contemporary shit
4 years ago
dunno if that would work out.

i just wish carlin was still alive.
4 years ago
the way their brains work(ed) they could be funny now just like then.

the movies still hold up easily
4 years ago
tv show as well
4 years ago
meh, some parts of flying circus are so topical and passé it don't work at all anymore.
4 years ago
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
4 years ago
and they would be in danger of selling out just like everybody else these days... go the apatow/ mcfarlane/ dane cook way for easy profit instead of challenging people.

if it weren't for CK and a couple others there would be no voices left, none at all, big business gags everyone with money in the long run.

just look at sasha baron cohen.
4 years ago
everyone wants to sell out

that means you made it and now have enough money to live off of
4 years ago
It's either sell out or take the chappelle route really. they give you no other options. Money is hard to turn down for most people.
4 years ago
well, there's also the hedberg/ farley/ belushi way out...
4 years ago
True
4 years ago
see, and fucking threads like this, is way i still come to this site after almost 9 years. funny, insightful, smart, topical, going from personal bullshit to black cinema to comedy in a matter of minutes, without being superficial or boring, never found something similar anywhere else.....

now we just gotta wait for tr to ruin it once again.....
4 years ago
and by ruin i mean mildly disturb
4 years ago
LOL @ the last black thing i enjoyed.
4 years ago
the threads always get better once zeke and/or the 4chan kids fuck off
4 years ago
td: last black thing i enjoyed?

your mum!

best 4,50 i ever spent...
4 years ago
BOOM!
4 years ago
wow did you google that joke hipster faggot.
4 years ago
headshot?
4 years ago
can we trade jawz for the return of BBBT?
4 years ago
DAT SELF-LIKE!!
4 years ago
Headshot like when i jizzed on your mom's forehead.
4 years ago
^ see i can google too.
4 years ago
I didn't enjoy TD's mom one bit - I gave her $5 and told her never to contact me again
4 years ago
we totally gotta bring boom headshot! back...
4 years ago
yea nice try sprinkles. we all know you love cock.
4 years ago
yeah, BBBT was cool.

i'm also a lil ticked off that morph mainly lurks these days...
4 years ago
I love my own, you mom on the other hand, loves em all...

BOOM!
4 years ago
headshot!
4 years ago
multi-kill!
4 years ago
morphs probably on probation and can't be seen consorting with other criminals.
4 years ago
you mom lol dumbass
4 years ago
Typos are funny...

huehuehue
4 years ago
but he's voting all the time, a "hi" every once in a while would be nice.

its common courtesy really.
4 years ago
Your black jokes are as funny as watching paint dry.
4 years ago
TD, if cocks were cars, your mom's mouth would be the on-ramp to the freeway
4 years ago
he comments a few times a month
4 years ago
BOOM!
4 years ago
if that was directed at me

it's merely coincidental he's black

nice job racists.
4 years ago
Lol @ TD liking his own comments...

http://muchosucko.com/79988/Cant-be-me
4 years ago
jesus robbles, that wobbly pickle gives me eye-aids
4 years ago
its a PARROT!
4 years ago
This one fits better jorbie...

http://muchosucko.com/79988/Cant-be-me

4 years ago
nice nonpro fail
4 years ago
Nice job jinxing the Broncos by having it as your avy faggot.
4 years ago
looks like a pickle
4 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if you're at home right now with your 1st class wizard robe on typing this stuff.
4 years ago
Non-pro fail - by choice fgt
4 years ago
@ the hipster faggot that is what your mom said about my cock last night
4 years ago
The Broncos placed a hex on themselves by that bad hike in the very first beginning.
4 years ago
butthurt cause deja threatened to ban you?
4 years ago
deja threatened to ban TD?
4 years ago
JAWZ88
The only person that has EVER managed to get under my skin is dik
4 years ago
i bet she has td, in german pickel means "zit"
4 years ago
all i have to say
4 years ago
no sprinkles.
4 years ago
i'll bet he gets dik under his skin on a regular basis
4 years ago
threatens to ban sprinkles but tr still roams free

*contemplates pouty jones-esque minivacation*
4 years ago
how about that bruno mars!!!!!
4 years ago
The Broncos lost because the Seahawks are superior. End of story
4 years ago
why arent you in the kitchen?
4 years ago
the seahawks won becau zzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz
4 years ago
it is and has been hockey season you handegg queers.
4 years ago
peyton manning tried to throw in the towel but it was intercepted!
4 years ago
its duck season!
4 years ago
bruno mars and the chili peppers blew the no roof off the place
4 years ago
Fuck hocky.
4 years ago
schwoogie!
4 years ago
"friend steven"
4 years ago
i think shwoogie sound kinda cute, like a furry kids toy.


the "tickle me shwoogie"
4 years ago
sometimes i call my penis shwoogie...sometimes steven
4 years ago
how about the "Boogie Shwoogie"?

*does the Carleton
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfmMylMp74A
4 years ago
Seagull, sub a pic of yourself on here fgt
4 years ago
hahaha fucking jawlz
4 years ago
nvm.
4 years ago
jesus jawlz, just look for it, there's several you fucking noob
4 years ago
"MAWMA DIS CRACKA CALLIN ME A SCHWOOOOGIE"

"Quit talking like that Harold, you're not a nigga"
4 years ago
lol, harold
4 years ago
"muuum, i told you to call me heezy"
4 years ago
Harold???????? LOL
4 years ago
It pisses me off when I laugh at your jokes.
4 years ago
why?
4 years ago
it's fucking mucho
4 years ago
You swear i take this serious and apply it to my everyday life.
4 years ago
@jrob: I quit pro when I got fed up up being force-fed malware and pop ups... the final straw was when I visited on my phone and a new tab opened up and started downloading a file.
4 years ago
jawls no offense but you are really stupid
4 years ago
But i lost my shit when you said the cracka part. I imagined my cheeks being stuffed with cornbread not being able to talk.
4 years ago
Maybe you should use your alt for a while, just until you cool off...
4 years ago
ad-block sprinkles, try it
4 years ago
get with zeke and the candy canes up his butt and you guys can have a homosexual holiday feast
4 years ago
im so hardcore i once ran myself off
4 years ago
jawz is his alt, sprinkles. redsuns his og account.
4 years ago
hahaha "unban me...i fucked up and kicked myself"
4 years ago
"i can't"

"fuck..tell yak to unban me"
4 years ago
fucking dik
4 years ago
I know, but that's not the point... what can of malware is being pushed to our devices? Call me paranoid, but I've seen sites that push malware to pcs and once infected, those pcs can be used for anything... like, say... mining?

I'm not saying that's what is going on here, but what the fuck are we supposed to think when there are files being pushed to our devices?
4 years ago
hahahahaha
4 years ago
friggin alt accounts...
4 years ago
because of that one instance i wish once a year for like an hour or 5 mins dik could be given the banhammer.
4 years ago
cause he'd inevitably ban himself and mucho would be clinically dead until yak fixed everything.
4 years ago
Toss a few bucks Yak's way and that could become a reality, Freshie...
4 years ago
i banned yak once too but i thought he could get right back in....thats how the argument started
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Yet again, I am paired up with that imbecile Jawz. I am NOT him. I am my own person. Thank you very much.

Please do not summon me again.
4 years ago
i refuse to monetarily support the site more than i already have which was a one time donation for the server
4 years ago
it should have came with instructions!
4 years ago
I was happy to contribute at first...
4 years ago
what a stupid fuckin cunthole
4 years ago
oh thank you jesus..i was worried there wouldnt be another super long thread about fatsos and drunks
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up, redJawlz
4 years ago
Hey BillyBob, slow at work?
4 years ago
i could tell you about work but you wouldnt understand it
4 years ago
BOOM!
4 years ago
headshottttt
4 years ago
his relatives sure would though
4 years ago
Im pretty sure burger king isn't all that hard bro. Just sayin.
4 years ago
JAWZ88
The only person that has EVER managed to get under my skin is dik
4 years ago
Sprinkles. You wouldn't know what a head shot was even if someone came on your forehead.
4 years ago
my boy
4 years ago
don't call him "boy" he might call al sharpton and claim racism
4 years ago
I shoot my load onto your sweet, sweet momma's temples once a week...
4 years ago
Now, take your alt and your og account and fuck off
4 years ago
this noob's got some heart
4 years ago
you can't claim racism if you ain't black, jack - that's a fact!
4 years ago
no shit..redsun0032...whats the matter..the first 31 redsuns were already taken?
4 years ago
Al ain't got nothin' on me!
4 years ago
Awww look at freshie feeling all tough now that his puppet master Dik is in the room.
4 years ago
shut the fuck up, you cowardly faggot...
4 years ago
hahahaha holy shit

jawz is literally plagiarizing my shit from earlier......in the same thread even!p
4 years ago
it's Schwoogie LaBeouf!!!!
4 years ago
Jawlz is so white that Justin Beiber helped him get his groove back...
4 years ago
mays is on a roll tonite..... are you doped, billy??
4 years ago
Sprinkles trying this hard/10

Back in outerspace you go.
4 years ago
that clip you subbed..that burger king was in my old stompin grounds..i forgot all about that
no dope for me
4 years ago
that BK clip wasnt mine...
4 years ago
jawz, you should wait until one of your buddies joins the thread.
4 years ago
cause sprinkles only been here for 7 months and.........yeahhhh...
4 years ago
#zekestrong #schwoogie
4 years ago
Meh
4 years ago
Jawlz, I don't hate you, honestly... I just have zero respect for you after the way you bitched out like a huge faggot during the whole gravy challenge thing.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
i don't respect anybody on here.... except for tools maybe, cuz he went through all that shit with his wife like a fucking boss.
4 years ago
it wasnt a real challenge bro. Stop picking on me. its making me cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
Sprinkles.... Jawz does have some "muchoers gone wild" subs.... I think you need to upload some yourself
4 years ago
The lack of respect I have for you is not because you dragged your feet on it, but because you said you wouldn't comment until you did the challenge, then immediately logged in under redsun, like a huge faggot...
4 years ago
This is why dug is mah nigga. Much respect for you Dug.
4 years ago
I've had this account from day one, and in spite of all the shit I caught, I kept it and I took my lumps...
4 years ago
schwoogie unchained
4 years ago
great movie
4 years ago
*Boogie Swhoogie does the Carleton for Dug, his new master"
4 years ago
Sprinkles, do the avatar challenge already
4 years ago
Avatar challenge? I have to find a tall blue chick to fuck???
4 years ago
You're a jerk sprinkles.
4 years ago
da-doii!
4 years ago
you're a punk, jawlz...
4 years ago
and no backwards cap, thug talk, or any other bullshit is going to change that...
4 years ago
* Sprinkles non-pro hully-gullies the fuck outta here *
4 years ago
Jawz is whiter than Freshie
4 years ago
the fuck's an avatar challenge??
4 years ago
<<your avatar
4 years ago
Jawz you've failed the avatar challenge, but seagull didn't
4 years ago
^^Your screen name is this still 30 bucks>>
4 years ago
okay. time for me to fuck off now
4 years ago
I am sure it is Jawz
4 years ago
WAT
4 years ago
PUNCTUATION MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU USE IT??
4 years ago
JAWZ88
The only person that has EVER managed to get under my skin is dik
4 years ago
jawlz said..."NOBODY gets to me (sniff)..".silly blonky (tm)
4 years ago
You should totally copy/paste that 20 or 30 more times in the next week or so dik
4 years ago
arent you the guy that complains all the time about people pwning you?
4 years ago
cries and bitches about people "following you?"
4 years ago
every day when you have the misguided balls to burrow your ridiculous head up youre a contradiction
4 years ago
youre a cry baby zeke a weakling..an insecure lyar...a complete bullshit spewing imbecile...every day more lies....especially when its someone that doesnt know you...just like tr
4 years ago
you jellyfish
4 years ago
you desperate earthworm
4 years ago
you stupid fucking hypocrite
4 years ago
"everyone follows me"
4 years ago
tr_zeke
4 years ago
youre a spoiled brat zeke...a trust fund kid........you couldnt even run a driving range...you dropped your niece on her head dude....wtf are you
4 years ago
anything else to say? i doubt it
4 years ago
you are a donut
4 years ago
and thats how you pwn a noob
4 years ago
Never had a trust fund, never dropped my niece, didn't turn the range into a swamp, you're full of shit, jealous and projecting.
So dik, what have I lied about you decrepit washed up imbecile?
4 years ago
Here comes another 20 comments of repetitive nonsense....
4 years ago
Tbh dik, I don't blame you. If I had your life I'd try too hard to "pwn noobs" on mucho too to make me feel better about myself.
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
only the guilty defend themselves
4 years ago
you live for free zeke....for at least a decade...never work...just sit there farming flab...youre insane...all these things you admitted...you bitch and complain about people following you and look youre following me again...
4 years ago
You don't know wtf you're talking about. Seriously.
4 years ago
You know bits and pieces about me and you fill in the blanks to create a story that somehow makes you feel better about yourself being the fuck up that you are.
4 years ago
"If you don't like it, ignore it."
4 years ago
you told me this zeke...the one chance you had at a job you were so drunk you kept it closed so you could sleep /drink more...you told me this yourself
4 years ago
That's a lie.
4 years ago
thats right flabber...ignore it or quit following me all over
4 years ago
No wonder you project and call me a liar so often.....you're just full of bullshit creating this reality that pleases you.
4 years ago
or dont whine and complain ..you literal candy ass
4 years ago
You're the whiniest bitch here dik, stop kidding yourself.
4 years ago
you followed me in here ...you wanted this tr
4 years ago
Technically you followed me on this thread.....
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
If you don't like it ignore it
4 years ago
Be the better man and stfu for once
4 years ago
i like it! youre the one that cries and calls his ex everytime you get your ass handed to you
4 years ago
i love making bad people feel bad
4 years ago
Yet another lie.......

and yeah, that's what I thought
4 years ago
zeke, you could ignore it too, you know. then maybe we would all be spared these threads.
4 years ago
Is that why you're so self destructive dik? Because you think deep down you're a bad person? It's okay, you can talk to your dear old friend zeke
4 years ago
why do you want my attention so bad when i make you cry so much tr?
4 years ago
Heather they happen when I'm not even here
Get a clue sugar tits
4 years ago
you just replied to him...
4 years ago
and have been replying to him...
4 years ago
thats not ignoring.
4 years ago
I never said I did ignore it.
Why ignore someone who's constantly trying to reiterate lies and projections about you?
4 years ago
i know why...so you can play the victim and cry on the shoulders of people you havent had the chance to fuck over yet....thats the truth tr_aeke...anyone that knew the depth of your misogynist racist shit ould never talk to you..
4 years ago
another projection
"anyone that knew the depth of your misogynist racist shit ould never talk to you."
4 years ago
um, thats exactly why you should ignore it? why acknowledge it if its not true?
4 years ago
bingo
4 years ago
I've tried that. Doesn't work.
4 years ago
heather your text is so pretty tonight
4 years ago
If dik isn't getting someone's attention he'll follow them around like a little kid trying to get a reaction.
4 years ago
what doesn't work? dik keeps typing? why do you care?
4 years ago
so you care so much about what a stranger says about you, that isn;t true, that you'll devote your time to him, repeating yourself over and over
4 years ago
Ignoring dik doesn't make him stop. I think he's gotten used to no one giving a fuck about what he has to say......so he just keeps repeating it.
4 years ago
that makes sense to you?
4 years ago
How much time do I devote to it compared to your two lovebugs?
4 years ago
who cares if dik stops or not?
4 years ago
Don't act like you're impartial here heather
4 years ago
heather did you see bruno mars????..i was so blown away
4 years ago
I just think, sure, mucho is a place to fuck with people and be fucked with......it gets to the point where that moronic old crumudgeon is just stalking people to slander them. I know it's not just me, but it's mostly me. It gets real old real quick.
4 years ago
if i could dance like that i wouldnt be talking to you lady!
4 years ago
so ignore it? aren't you an adult?
4 years ago
mucho is mucho. and the constant arguing in circles for all of fucking eternity is literally drving people off mucho
4 years ago
Ignore it? The fact I popped in at 3 am and the recent comments were dik making 13 new comments about me? Why would I ignore it?
4 years ago
and you complain about dik talking about you constantly, and maybe he does. But you know what he does and you STILL play into it every single fucking time.
4 years ago
why wouldnt you?!
4 years ago
why do you care what a stranger says about you?
4 years ago
I've ignored it heather. Fact is he's a miserable old lonely wretch desperate for attention. And no, I'm not going to "ignore" someone when they're trying to spread rumors about me.
4 years ago
spread rumours to who? other strangers?
4 years ago
can you stop the arguing please??
4 years ago
people who have no bearing on your life whatsoever?
4 years ago
"why do you care what a stranger says about you?"

that's all well and good when it's not night in and night out to the point all these other lowlife faggots start parroting it
4 years ago
oh ya? other people you dont know?
4 years ago
what does that say about you?
4 years ago
I'm simply trying to sort out the truth heather
4 years ago
You can stop sticking up for dik now......
4 years ago
how am I sticking up for dik?
4 years ago
did I say I agree with dik or I am on his side, or anything about dik at all?
4 years ago
You are.
4 years ago
You're thinly veiling it.
4 years ago
you told him to ignore you, and I'm telling you to take your own advice.
4 years ago
I was using his words.......
4 years ago
*reports spam*
4 years ago
Jesus does no one get when I'm mocking someone or being sarcastic?
4 years ago
whos your favorite muppet heather?...mines cookie monster
4 years ago
doesn't make anything I said any less true.
4 years ago
"if you don't like it, LEAVE"

do the quotes help at all?
4 years ago
or grover
4 years ago
ok, have it your way. Let dik continue to troll you into arguing with him, you can all talk about each other and pretty soon it'll be the lot of you, on your own. Have fun.
4 years ago
i love grover
4 years ago
beaker was the best
4 years ago
I don't start it heather.....and my comments in these threads are literally 1:10
4 years ago
to be fair i wasnt trolling zeke...and i kept trying to change the sublect..so
4 years ago
I defend myself about 1/4 of the time he's babbling on about me
4 years ago
you feed it, thats my point. Dont act innocent, you're just as guilty when you get someone to chime in with you. I've seen you and tr go off on long ass spamthreads as well.
4 years ago
beaker!
and the swedish chef
4 years ago
BORK BORK BORK
4 years ago
And now you're feeding it heather.......
4 years ago
The three amigos.....
4 years ago
if we're airing grievances i'd like to point out i was the victim of reverse racism earlier from schwoogie88. *cranks phil collins*
4 years ago
zeke, you really do have selective hearing.
4 years ago
zeke youre shitfaced again looking for a verbal fight you cant win...go trip over something
4 years ago
No, I selectively respond
4 years ago
I'd rather everyone shut up, how about that?
4 years ago
mean. i just got here.
4 years ago
Not gonna happen

especially considering you haven't shown tits
4 years ago
/hitler
4 years ago
how about I rather enjoy conversing with some of the people who aren't coming back here because of welch this, and fat ass that, and whatever else insults are hurled for literally hours night after night
4 years ago
for the record..heather chastised me about provoking you simple fucking flab rockets zeke so...at least shes honest
4 years ago
Oh so your real problem is people making fun of poor little freshie.....
4 years ago
are you kidding me?
4 years ago
Oy! Lovespray! Straya Cunt!
4 years ago
Welching fatass.....

that's freshie alright
4 years ago
hey, how did i get dragged into this?
4 years ago
YA CUNTS!
4 years ago
zeke, you hypocrite. i haven't addressed you in the 10 minutes i've been here and that's what i get from you?
4 years ago
Freshie it was heather, not me
4 years ago
he was on here a couple of days ago i think
4 years ago
lovespray is the man
4 years ago
Sup sluts :)
4 years ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YyKgjWd0TT
4 years ago
heather didn't bring me up...
4 years ago
How are all you cunts?
4 years ago
what a weird assie!..i bet hed rip us all apart and shove in a bloody roo pouch!
4 years ago
Dry!
4 years ago
i wanna go on an ice bender with him and ride cross country into abo territory and fuck shit up true auzzie style
4 years ago
CRIKEY!
4 years ago
B come to chat for a sec
4 years ago
speak of the bloody devil!
4 years ago
Hooly Dooly stone the crows.
4 years ago
But i don't want to...
4 years ago
i was just going to say that
4 years ago
How have ya been dik keeping the cunts honest or what?
4 years ago
but you must!
4 years ago
i think i'm going to start using schwoogie instead of sparkly wiggles full time now

it's really fun to say for some reason
4 years ago
Big B herring king how are bud?
4 years ago
im excellent..how are you ya bloody cunt?
4 years ago
probably enjoying summer you upside down hemisphere cunt
4 years ago
Yeah good bud flat out kicking goals and carrying cunts just the usual.
4 years ago
Hey Barret hows the muchocon 2014 coming along cunty?
4 years ago
talking to lovespray gives me a chance to say cunt and not feel bad
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
whats the weather like there? it sucks bad here..snowing every 2 fucking days..we had an ice storm...its a frozen hell
4 years ago
Yeah been sweet as mad cunt hasn't been to hot so far just humind as fuck thou.
4 years ago
lovespray made tinychat fun
4 years ago
it gets super humid here too in summer
4 years ago
Yeah i see it on the news here fucking crazy showing house's covered in ice and shit.
4 years ago
Hahaha yeah gimme was cool catch to all you low life fucks :)
4 years ago
people think canada is cold in summer..it gets so incredibly fucking hot here
4 years ago
its freezing in winter and boiling in summer..its goddamned ridiculous
4 years ago
Yeah ok the weather lately has been going crazy.
4 years ago
didnt some cunt get bit in half by a shark there last week?
4 years ago
where the hell was that
4 years ago
I work with a few yanks and canadian's at the moment every time i here you the fuckers talk i get Little Richard Long Tall Sally stuck in my head hahahaha.
4 years ago
old school
4 years ago
Weather world wide i mean its getting hotter and colder in places
4 years ago
I gotta head off mate catch ya next time.
4 years ago
mostly hotter i think..nut im no expert...i wish global warming would hurry up sometimes
4 years ago
see you later cunt
4 years ago
well that was refreshing dose of aussie
4 years ago
cunt is as acceptable in australia and the uk as fuck...."this cunt..that cunt"...
4 years ago
in fact when i was a kid i went to scotland and "bitch" was totally acepted as common vernacular..like 30 years ago
4 years ago
i can't wait til we get to a place where uttering a word won't get your tv channel fined or get tv people fired.
4 years ago
i could not believe the newspaper showed boobs!
4 years ago
it is ridiculous..
4 years ago
but it is funny to see a network go apeshit like :O OMG WE APOLOGIZE FOR YOU HEARING THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER SAY "FUCK YEAH" !
4 years ago
frankly it ruins tv shows...people say fuck...and when they font it seems all phoney
4 years ago
like when tim lincecum said Fuck yeah in excitement during the 2010 playoffs......they apologized like 1000000 times that people had to hear such coarse language.....
4 years ago
if people would stop making such a big deal out of it nobody would care
4 years ago
exactly
4 years ago
i saw a dismembered head on a network tv show last week...some shitty show just happened to be on...a head..pouring blood on a shelf and i know for a fact they arent even allowed to say "shit"
4 years ago
"WGAT THE HECK IS THAT A HUMAN HEAD...OH MY GOODNESS!"
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
"That gosh darned guy sexually assaulted a female relative of mine. I hope someone kicks his butt." said no one in that way ever
4 years ago
it ruins it for me personally..i cant take it seriously ...people swear and when they substitute horseshit lines it just kills the vibe
4 years ago
thank god for cable
4 years ago
yeah

one of the better examples i can think of is the network edit of Scarface
4 years ago
like it makes me cringe to see it dubbed over with like "shoot!" instead of fuck or w/e
4 years ago
500 colombians raiding your house...yeah you're going to yell "shoot"..........
4 years ago
i remember in the 90's when chicago hope(?) had "shit" used in an episode and they had like weeks of news coverage leading up to it here in the states like "in a weeks time network tv will push the boundries when a character in a primetime drama will utter the phrase, 'i dont give a shit' viewer discretion is strongly advised"
4 years ago
although some americans still got mad at the interracial couple cheerios commercial so w/e
4 years ago
i remember that
4 years ago
nypd blue showed dennis franz ass and it made international news
4 years ago
are canadian standards and practices as conservative as ours?
4 years ago
hahaha yeah "you're going to see 4 seconds of man-butt tonight...hide your children and lock up your wives"
4 years ago
no not at all
4 years ago
weve been able to swear and show nudity for ages
4 years ago
not that they all do but they can..
4 years ago
i still like when south park did the like 450 times used "fuck" episode to prove a point
4 years ago
america is big on nannying. nobody parents anymore and takes responsibility for putting things into context for their kids to understand. they blame everyone else for exposing their child to the world without context.
4 years ago
its amazing that south park is often the smartest show on tv....its like fucking over zeke...no matter how simple they make it some meathead gets mad......THEYRE FUCKING WITH YOU!
4 years ago
hahahaha yeah
4 years ago
and the people that think larry the cable guy and stephen colbert AREN'T parodies of right-wing stereotypes
4 years ago
that's the scary thing, when colbert got invited to the tea party rally or some other right-wing event because they thought he was "real" and not a character
4 years ago
colberts kind of a genius.....noone ever has went in front of congress in character....it was brilliant
4 years ago
well he's literally become one with the character in public. like his o'reilly appearance where bill tried to jestfully trip him up and get him to slip out of character and colbert had an answer for everything.
4 years ago
but ya ..some republicans think hes serious
4 years ago
i liked john stewarts quote about being worried about what does it say when 2 satirical news shows are the most legit news shows on tv
4 years ago
colbert teaches sunday school......seriously..hes a devote catholic
4 years ago
Real meeting of the minds here.....
4 years ago
hahaha holy shit
4 years ago
i dont care personally what he believes hes hilarious to me
4 years ago
uh oh!
4 years ago
#zekestrong!
4 years ago
haha #zekestrong!
4 years ago
so is it still everyone following you zeke? i forgot you even existed
4 years ago
i always forget about him until i see a slime trail and see him sharing his opinion when it wasn't asked.
4 years ago
5 days ago you had 2 days to live you sack of gelatin
4 years ago
also when he follows me around clicking the stfu button and making snide comments to antagonize me when i clearly hadn't done anything to him
4 years ago
he follows me all over too bitching about being targetted haha
4 years ago
i wish someone could explain to me exactly why it takes 8 weeks for something to be delivered that is almost exactly 12 hours away by car.
4 years ago
ou two are priceless
4 years ago
he accused me of following him around last night when i started a new thread on that zeke 9-11 submission saying it wasn't him
4 years ago
worst pizza place ever
4 years ago
*air drums in the air tonight*
4 years ago
please stop following me around and harassing me, zeke

i'm dying and asked nicely.
4 years ago
i bet zeke calls 911 sometimes then acts like it was a mistake just to talk to a person
4 years ago
"oh sorry baby"
4 years ago
he calls the suicide hotline faking an attempt at suicide just to think someone cares about him when they tell him not to.
4 years ago
"baby ive got an emergency in my pants baby"
4 years ago
hahahaha i just thought of what an honest profile for zeke would look like on a dating site
4 years ago
zeke you are a disgusting attention whore
4 years ago
i almost got lung cancer from laughing so hard
4 years ago
"if you don't like it ignore it"
4 years ago
exactly, zeke. ignore us.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
talking about dennis franz's ass and zeke waddles in on cue
4 years ago
the fuck is that about
4 years ago
did emily shut you down again zeke? is that why youre begging for negative attention?
4 years ago
4 am...tuesday...."i need to call my ex"
4 years ago
who does that
4 years ago
anytime i begin to feel bad about calling zeke out i immediately think of all the self absorbed attention whore antics he has perpetrated on mucho.
4 years ago
aren't they exes now for like 8 years
4 years ago
"we're friends." - said while currently under a restraining order
4 years ago
i still can't believe i caused zeke and that house schwoogie to meltdown in the same thread at the same time earlier
4 years ago
some of my better work if i do say so myself
4 years ago
he brings it all on himself....noone was even thinking about his earthworm self and hee slithers in here begging...then he will cry about being the victim
4 years ago
"meltdown"
4 years ago
a greasy oily earthworm
4 years ago
i can tell hes shitfaced
4 years ago
I say so little and you two imbeciles rant for so long.....
4 years ago
it's funny to observe his communications with the other undesirables and how pretentious all of their convo's are. like they're not bottom of your shoe scum without a single intelligent thought.
4 years ago
i bet hes been on the phone
4 years ago
Zekestrong

On January 23rd, 2014[20], Zeke proceeded to have another Meltdown in hopes of garnering even more attention and sympathy. During this Meltdown he alluded to a terminal illness which was later found out to be heart disease after hours of prodding by fellow users. Despite several users pointing out that this was most likely another attention getting ploy, some users rallied around Zeke offering words of encouragement and motivation. From this clusterfuck "Zekestrong" and the hashtag "#Zekestrong" were born. The Zekestrong Movement gathered such momentum that a Twitter account was anonymously made with the intent of raising awareness for Zeke's illness and gathering donations for Zeke's beer money fund.

someone added that to wikipedia hahahaha
4 years ago
ya zeke! you really got us!
4 years ago
he doesn't even comprehend how much of a living and breathing joke he is to the rest of us
4 years ago
hahahahaha
4 years ago
#findthecure
4 years ago
haha #zekestrong
4 years ago
negative attention is better than none for these mapes i guess
4 years ago
it's the only attention they get.
4 years ago
hes been crying whining for weeks about people following him
4 years ago
i can literally comment "i like the color blue" on a sub no one else is on and he'll hunt the comment down to "stfu" it and then if i dont respond he'll start talking shit.

then accuse me of following him in the same breath
4 years ago
it's like a peek into a deranged mind
4 years ago
he threatened to kill me several times just in the last week
4 years ago
that was funny when he got violent drunk and kept mentioning beating you up and killing you
4 years ago
"i will destroy you dik...i will wreck you dik i will beat you to death dik"
4 years ago
because the victim is always the one threatening physical violence.....
4 years ago
any time he uses the word victim or says someone is following him all i can picture is mandy patinkin as Inigo Montoya saying "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
4 years ago
i feel sorry for anyone that he calls all night crying about how tough he has it..living for free...the poor poor guy
4 years ago
don't forget dying of w/e page he opened the medical journal to that night
4 years ago
selfish self centred slugman
4 years ago
"i'm dying of..........smallpox baby"
"didn't they all but eradicate that?"
"........hey, i'm the victim here you cunt"
4 years ago
you two clowns still going, eh?
4 years ago
"what does a man have to be dying of to see some boobs around here?! cause i'll get it if that's what it takes!"
4 years ago
imagine how many times hes pulled the im dying thing on his ex.....wtf
4 years ago
this doesn't involve you, zeke. sit in the corner and wait your turn.
4 years ago
that's why she's his ex

he kept pulling the "im dying" card and she got tired of waiting
4 years ago
baby its me baby....ive got a sliver..its fatal baby
4 years ago
dont worry about me bab......click
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
"i stubbed my toe baby...doctors say they might need to take the entire leg baby"
4 years ago
baby..baby....its a mosquito bite baby..i just called to say goodbye
4 years ago
click
4 years ago
zeke with rabies hahaha
4 years ago
"i have rabies baby...i think im turning into a teenage werewolf baby"
4 years ago
baby....i got the rabies baby
4 years ago
zeke you idiot
4 years ago
fetal alcohol syndrome

not even once
4 years ago
"why wasnt the range open today zeke??..."dad i had bird flu"
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
"sorry dad. you try working with the plague"
4 years ago
his dad hates him because he thinks hes a lazy trust fund bum
4 years ago
"its the black lung dad".."fatal"
4 years ago
his ex told me that his mothers constant coddling is a regular source of conflict between zekes parents.
4 years ago
makes sense
4 years ago
zeke basically destroyed his family
4 years ago
hes like blind al pacino at thanksgiving
4 years ago
now i have to go......#zekestrong
4 years ago
#zekestrong
4 years ago
#funnierthemoreyoudoit
4 years ago
#freshiefallssilent
4 years ago
quit harassing me and following me around
4 years ago
#nothingwithoutdik
4 years ago
hahaha i smell a skunk and you come slithering back at the exact same time

coincidence?
4 years ago
#washyourfolds
4 years ago
this isn't going to be another meltdown in a thread you've already had one in is it?
4 years ago
#zekestrong
4 years ago
#buzzwords
4 years ago
#pwnage
4 years ago
wow, you've definitely fallen off the wagon already.

guess i win for picking the under.
4 years ago
#ignoreit
4 years ago
#fatparrot
4 years ago
what was it like 2 days?
4 years ago
i think that's a personal record for you lil buddy.
4 years ago
#chubbyarmsreaching
4 years ago
it's ok i'm sure one of the mucho females will sub something you can spam with lies while seeking their undivided attention.
4 years ago
#cantignore
4 years ago
#butthurtblimp
4 years ago
hahaha fell off the wagon zeke is projecting again

jesus you just don't realize you're the butt of the biggest joke on mucho
4 years ago
do you?
4 years ago
#zekestrong
4 years ago
#fatisnotmuscle
4 years ago
#freshiegettinmad
4 years ago
you should follow your buddy tr's lead and wait til i'm gone to get the last word.

make it look like you were here to run me off when in fact you weren't
4 years ago
#donttalkwithyourmouthfull
4 years ago
#takethecockout
4 years ago
zeke's biggest pet peeve is not getting the last word in when he thinks he's being clever.

good thing mucho alerts you the tab needs refreshing so you can go do other things while fucking with zeke
4 years ago
#onhisfatknees
4 years ago
#ignoremepudgy
4 years ago
i don't want to ignore you. if i did i would have blocked you.
4 years ago
#hastohavelastword
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
More of his Hipster bullshit.
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up
4 years ago
simple, elegant, concise.

* Steven_Seagull presses like button *
4 years ago
^ Is what a Hipster faggot would say.
4 years ago
Fuck this sub is puss!
4 years ago
do you guys know that when you are dreaming and you are not 100% sure if you are realy dreaming and if you should have sex with your boss or whoever
4 years ago
best mucho reaction ever
3 years ago
but 5 months later
3 years ago
it feels safe to say
3 years ago
go fuck yourself
3 years ago
recover password
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