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good night sweet prince

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by kukluxknievel

submitted February 2nd 2014

422 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
good night sweet prince
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lets see him act his way out of this
4 years ago
hehe
4 years ago
how do we know he isnt just acting dead????
4 years ago
Playing Possum?
4 years ago
more like playing jones
4 years ago
Who will play the fat gay guy in movies now?
4 years ago
your mum
4 years ago
Zing
4 years ago
no, your mum!
sorry I had to go there, but you deserved it.
4 years ago
you just made mucho history!
4 years ago
best comeback ever!
4 years ago
and in record time too!
4 years ago
your trophy is waiting in a certain shed in Doncaster, UK.
4 years ago
please call the phuc mei delivery service 2 days in advance to make sure the MC for your award ceremony will be available...
4 years ago
Come back in 4 or 5 more hours for the burn of the century.
4 years ago
but... but... YOU ALREADY WON!

please, have mercy....
4 years ago
Too early
4 years ago
TWSS
4 years ago
No loss as far as I'm concerned.
4 years ago
I wouldn't bother pissing your grave either jrob.
4 years ago
It would be more fun to piss in your coffin.
4 years ago
At the funeral..
4 years ago
Might even take a dump..
4 years ago
A turd from me, to you, for eternity..
4 years ago
he was widely considered one of the best actors in the world...you sound like zeke just trying to be different..
4 years ago
you guys likely watch vin deisel movies
4 years ago
OLD MAN FIGHTT!!!!!!!!
* jrob2020 throws bengay *
4 years ago
Looks like Mannings voodoo fingers aren't working too well huh guy?
4 years ago
"one of the best actors in the world" .... wtf? by who?
4 years ago
not looking good so far
4 years ago
I have only seen him in the talented Mr Ripley and Punch drunk love.... Whoop dee fucking doo.. whaddaya think we should have? a fucking holiday for him?
4 years ago
He was a semi bland actor that died of his own idiocy... Nothing More.
4 years ago
he was considered one of the best actors in the world ny people that know what theyre talking about....donr blame me im just telling you..hes already won an oscar..nominated multiple times...and before you hipsters say the oscars dont matter..youre wrong..minus "titanic"
4 years ago
so drug addiction is idiocy? so everyone that dies from a drug overdose is just stupid?...what decade are you stuck in?
4 years ago
paul walker did from idiocy
4 years ago
he was about as talented as punky
4 years ago
All I know is if Denver doesn't get off their dead-asses, someone is gonna die.
4 years ago
meh, he was no pauly shore...
4 years ago
the halftime show was great
4 years ago
oh right, the 'people who know what they're talking about' and the fucking academy.....


<------- totally convinced
4 years ago
this is common knowledge...im not here to convince you....
4 years ago
oh, but i am, oh-so-convinced.... like, everybody even remotely associated with p.t. anderson just must be a genius in his field and not at all a pretentious douche, that would be unpossible!

( dime-a-dozen stage-whore is what he was)
4 years ago
ok....
4 years ago
you watch action movies
4 years ago
action movies are specifically made for stupid people...like network tv shows...sorry man its true
4 years ago
to each his own
4 years ago
Yes dik , dependency and eventual overdose from Heroin by a person smart enough to know better is idiocy to me.
4 years ago
And dik awards the Nobel Peace Price to,... Crispen Glover..
4 years ago
Just because he can't help the way he is..
4 years ago
if you honestly think drug addiction has anything at all to do with intelligence then you are wrong..and pretty stupid...its a disease...do you not read anything? or are you busy watching keabu reebes movies...wtf guy
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
keabu reebes?...is that keanu's brother?
4 years ago
Don't you fucking dare preach that fucking shit to me..
4 years ago
"Alcoholism is a disease".. fuck you and all that you hide behind..
4 years ago
hahaha......its not my facts adult baby.....do you know haw many people in history were drug addicts?...how many important influential people?...were they all idiots?
4 years ago
it is a disease you stooge
4 years ago
Alcoholism and drug addiction is a choice..
4 years ago
riiiiiight like being gay too right???
4 years ago
get a book ignoramous
4 years ago
aka, i've heard being ugly is a choice too...why dont you just...stop?
4 years ago
"A disease" just another way of saying I'm to stupid to care for myself so the government owes me money..
4 years ago
well, it IS a disease, but it's not like cancer or aids, it does not have to be terminal, you just gotta keep fighting. every. single. day.
PSH gave up that fight, and now he's dead.
4 years ago
? you think every drug addict is on welfare?
4 years ago
a ploy to live for free?
4 years ago
It's not a disease, it's plainly a matter of willpower..
4 years ago
this is the worst superbowl ever....im considering turning it off
4 years ago
so you can listen to aka full-time?
4 years ago
Don't be stupid dik, that is not what I said.
4 years ago
@throb - vikings/texans woulda been a better game
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
hey,they finally scored!
4 years ago
frankly akmeldon it sounds to me like youve been drinking
4 years ago
a fucking choice....are you a fucking republican?
4 years ago
dont give republicans a bad name dik
4 years ago
you think drug addiction is willpower........honestly sonny you need to get past the barriers your parents shoved up your ass...i suppose you think global warming is a lie too..get some of your own facts in line besides what other idiots told you
4 years ago
jackass
4 years ago
opinions without facts..haha tr_zeke
4 years ago
why dont anorexics just go eat a burger? hyuck
4 years ago
"its just will power hyuck"
4 years ago
Are you still ranting about this shit? Wow, ok, you win, everything a person does not want to be held accountable for is now considered a "Disease" ..... Go Crazy..
4 years ago
you brought it up george bush
4 years ago
cant take it vamoose
4 years ago
^^^^ Home schooled Alcoholic^^^^
4 years ago
typical republican...facts in their face they run...gutless pussy....
4 years ago
aka_tr_zeke
4 years ago
I am total anti government dik..???
4 years ago
dik - aka is just a conspiracy buff gone wrong...once you get addicted to that shit you cant stop
4 years ago
hahaha fact...tr conspiracy fool ..zeke conspiracy fool....apparently same with this dickhead
4 years ago
Sorry dik, you cant classify me politically, I gave up my opinion and faith in a system that is inheriently flawed and currupt a long time ago..
4 years ago
hahaha republican all the way
4 years ago
broken arrow
4 years ago
Aka tell us about chemtrails.
4 years ago
zeke and tr actually think america blew up the wtc...despite sense..basic math..reason etc.....they think it..i suspect akmop does too
4 years ago
ya they think airplanes are releasing magic cheminals to control; us too
4 years ago
i wish i could recal some of the shit they believe
4 years ago
oh ya zeke and tr believe george bush is a lizard......im not kidding...
4 years ago
a lizard a shapeshifting fucking lizard...these mapes believe in magic lizards
4 years ago
i swear they believe this shit...i know it sounds crazy to a reasonable person but they do....fuck man zeke thought there was space jews
4 years ago
Mercury in the toilet paper .... ...
4 years ago
i know you better than you know you...your ilk is a dime a dozen
4 years ago
the truth hurts
4 years ago
factless ..petty ..racist..self ritcheous..sexist...misinformed...easily manipulated dumbass...act your fucking age..get your facts straight space ranger
4 years ago
fuckin republicans
4 years ago
ill add fucking whiney to that list you crybaby
4 years ago
GO SPACE RANGERS!
4 years ago
lead in the paint
4 years ago
airplane trails.....
4 years ago
trlookinassnigga
4 years ago
he was hilarious in 'Tootsie' !
4 years ago
He was in Tootsie? what was he like 8 or 10?
4 years ago
*whooosh*
4 years ago
i'll use this post for a lil survey:

which song would you guys (and gals) want to get played at your funerals and why?

mine would probably be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjb9Mn7_IHs

because it's beautiful, uplifting, sad and because it was at one point in my life on a constant 24/7 loop for several weeks.
4 years ago
Free Bird!!!!!!
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwEgYyvlW5U
4 years ago
seriously though - "Drugs" by Talking Heads
4 years ago
i changed my mind
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSiv8-ugu0
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T36UZj16V2M
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXg9KUiy00
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYTn5W0CQZQ
4 years ago
wrong video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQtNLjZMicg
4 years ago
both are acceptable
4 years ago
Fuck you all.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do_o5CCXE9Y
4 years ago
Sid od'd 35 years ago today.
4 years ago
wow, aka, at that point i would get up, flip off your coffin and leave your funeral....
4 years ago
Me, 46 years old today..
4 years ago
haha you're old
4 years ago
You don't look a day over 62.
4 years ago
It's all in your future..
* Akameldon Smiles.. *
4 years ago
jrob jinx the Broncos by having Peyton Manning as his avy.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/qssqOWn.jpg
4 years ago
I just read that Floyd Mayweather bet 10.4 mill on the Broncos...

He mad
4 years ago
get that fucking handegg shit outta my thread....

really i'm so sorry that the onesports team sported better at that sport than that other one, can we move on now?
4 years ago
FOOTBALL BITCH! Respect the game faggot.
4 years ago
how could i? it's the silliest shit this side of elephant polo....
4 years ago
The NFL just took a shit on your thread.
4 years ago
Let me guess you are one of those fancy boys who doesn't like sports and think its gay.
4 years ago
How dare you not like something other people like!
4 years ago
i think it's nothing but an arbitrary distraction to keep the masses uninformed and entertained, yes.

the point of sports is doing, not watching.
4 years ago
You sound like a one of those hipster fags.
4 years ago
you sound like an uncreative unthinking piece of shit spewing forth buzzwords and reacting with pavlovian reflexes to outside stimuli instead of forming independent thoughts.
4 years ago
so yeah, hipster fag. nailed it.
4 years ago
go smoke some more pot and be apathetic and bored....
4 years ago
Yea i did look at all that dumb shit you wrote just because i called you that.
4 years ago
Look at the ex druggie talking shit to someone who smokes pot. Just like those fags who stop smoking cigarettes and talk shit to those who still do.
4 years ago
not my point at all.. i would explain, but you don't really care anyways, so let's just leave this be, okay? you will never rise above your station, and i will never come down to you without it being condescension, we can never hope for anything resembling a real conversation, so why bother trying?

tl;dr: your mother is a huge slut, uncle trey is your real dad and noone bothered telling you, your sports team sucks and so do you. also, homosexuality...
4 years ago
You start out by saying you don't care then write all that shit. Wow that Hipster fag comment must be true.
4 years ago
yeah, you're awesome at using the patented willk deflect.....

just read, nigger.
4 years ago
lol now he is calling me a nigger. Wow i must of hurt his feelings. Dawwww bird want a hug?
4 years ago
Hipster fag
4 years ago
^^LOL when all else fails to insult an african american. Call him a 'nigger' that'll show em how high and mighty my intelligence is. Pretty pathetic how people use that as a type of scape goat for arguments when they're cornered.
4 years ago
i just call niggers "nigger". never would call morph one for example.
but act the part, be ready to be called the word.

also, i had no part in any of the slavery related shenanigans.... white continental-europeans are totally allowed to use that word.

we agreed on that on the last meeting....
4 years ago
If i keep calling him a hipster fag he will go back to sucking dick for crack then off to rehab again goes the bird.
4 years ago
or, crazy thought, you could start using your brain and come up with new material.
4 years ago
Hipster fag
4 years ago
^
* thatdude420 cross fingers and hope that he is right *
4 years ago
you never are. on anything.

we are done here.
4 years ago
Are you smoking crack yet?
4 years ago
[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DmIv5oi.gif)
4 years ago
yer all honyockers
4 years ago
Even I found "slavery related shenanigans" rather funny.
4 years ago
Of course you would.
4 years ago
* possum ships TD and Jawz back to reddit *
4 years ago
You meant Africa huh poss. Don't lie you were thinking it.
4 years ago
* possum Camptown Races outta this thread, do dah *
4 years ago
You think you're sooo fucken funny, right James?
4 years ago
Good lord. You two are like the poster children for butthurt whenever something remotely racist comes up.

Has anyone oppressed you two here? Kept you down from subbing something? Made you do chores free of charge? Like made you pick bits instead if cotton? Kept you here against your will?

It's 2014' grow up, nobody gives a shit that you may be another color.
4 years ago
Oh my Captain...
4 years ago
Why does everyone have to write a their life story. Keep it short people.
4 years ago
WHOA WHOA WHOA DER!! You didn't need to school me up. I was just kidding man...sheesh.
4 years ago
Thinks white people are racist.

Links a gif of a black guy pretending to be a crack addict.
4 years ago
you give up to easy.
4 years ago
^ for jawz
4 years ago
Not even. But I already know where this is going to end up.
4 years ago
jawlz idolizes tr..........i mean how dumb...hahahaha "tr what do you think?"
4 years ago
hahahahaha
4 years ago
tr sits in chat kissing toasters ass ...and i mean pathetically licking her ass because shes the only one on mucho desperate enough.....serious
4 years ago
bahahaha i guess tr wasnt getting enough money of jackie
4 years ago
every time i go in there hes asking toaster for money
4 years ago
shes the only one stupid enough to even talk to his greasey potato head
4 years ago
yeah, we all know how far above ass kissing you are dik..........
4 years ago
Meh
4 years ago
I hope the plane carrying the Broncos back to Denver crashes so they don't have to return home in utter disgrace.
4 years ago
That was ugggg- LEEE
4 years ago
REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL QUITE OVER HERE. GOOD GAME EH BRONCO FAGS? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
4 years ago
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......you are too loud.
4 years ago
HEATHER, JRUB, BARRET AND EVERYONE ELSE! GET UR ASSES IN THIS THREAD AND APOLOGIZE TO THE SEAHAWKS!
4 years ago
What do I have to do with anything, I'm not from Denver and I don't watch football...
4 years ago
YOU CALLED THEM THE SEACOCKS! THAT TYPE OF ARROGANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED HUNNY.
4 years ago
So?
4 years ago
This is what happens to upper middle class black folks after most major sporting events.
4 years ago
They don't get a lot of chances to jump around and z snap and such
4 years ago
owh boy zeke
4 years ago
Nothing new poss man. We all know zeke does not like the Negros.
4 years ago
what did i say?
4 years ago
did i say something wrong?
4 years ago
I deleted the part about swinging from trees at least :/
4 years ago
So much for you being on my side zeke. You double edged sword weilding faggot.
4 years ago
haha......I am on your side. I'm so incredibly glad the Broncos bit it. I admit, I'm a teensy bit bitter I backed out of the bet with jrob, but what can you do.
4 years ago
zekes not dead? FULL RECOVERY
4 years ago
I see Jaws is stepping up his annoying faggot routine to compete with dik and freshie
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
jesus christ is this archie?
4 years ago
i mean, hello Mr Barret
4 years ago
Look at dik coming to my thread begging for attention.....
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee @barrito. Don't even put me in that category bro. You know damn why I summoned you here.
4 years ago
Dat Punky like.
4 years ago
Sorry Broncoseph, i can genuinely say lol didn't read.
4 years ago
how can you type with your ample gut full of endangered species?
4 years ago
i smashed a heron in the face on the way home
4 years ago
shark fin soup......mmmmm
4 years ago
you dirty greedy little pig...like youre hungry
4 years ago
you oily hungry greedy thing
4 years ago
shark fin soup
4 years ago
"dyuuu i never knew eatin shark fin soup was wrong ddyyyuuuuh"
4 years ago
get real tons of fun
4 years ago
Enough. 8 comments and non are funny
4 years ago
i wasnt trying to be funny
4 years ago
Don't you dare call me oily dik, i shower every day.
4 years ago
"Tons of fun"? Is that a fat joke? You asshole.
4 years ago
why shouldnt i mock you for being fat sharkeater..yopu call people ugly
4 years ago
cope
4 years ago
Hahaha

Barret ate shark fin soup
Shark!
Can you believe it....this is worth commenting on for weeks, wow
4 years ago
excuse me youre having an affair with zeke....youyr opinion doesnt count in real earth
4 years ago
loslobos if you don't like it, LEAVE!
4 years ago
Why can't you be like jenbirdy, LL? =[
4 years ago
uh oh youre boyfriends here
4 years ago
hehe
4 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha



































































































































*click
4 years ago
jawls you are so incredibly stupid
4 years ago
Good timing zeke, i think you left just enough space to make it funny, but not so much it got tedious.
4 years ago
thank you

* xzekiel curtsies *
4 years ago
i actually feel sorry for loslobos to be sucked into skes pathetic me me me world
4 years ago
though I'm thinking I should have left about 20x more space to fuck up all future comments on this sub
4 years ago
are you still even dying zeke? can you even recall the last fatal disease you said you had....loslobos....baby....get away from him......
4 years ago
"i forget the exact disease dik but ya..its fatal"
4 years ago
years hes done this
4 years ago
4 days ago he had 2 days to live.....one hell of a way to get pussy zeke
4 years ago
run off
4 years ago
i wouldnt fuck with me either
4 years ago
there is no possible way a verbal war can be won by anyone but me
4 years ago
especially you babies
4 years ago
dik you're the biggest fucking baby here. You whine about shit everyone else does constantly and complain to yak. "Zeke called heather a cunt.....what do you think about that yak?" "Barret ate shark fin soup......what an immoral fatty" "toolman killed a rodent in his garden.....I'm not talking to him anymore"

You act like you're on some moral high horse at all times and just want to bitch and moan and spam about everything everyone else does. You're a hypocrite, but I don't even care about that part.....you're the biggest fucking whiner and rat here, and you say other people are attention whores yet your comments on every thread outnumber all others 2:1

You sir, are a motherfucking faggot.
4 years ago
Worse, dik eats omelets, imagine all the baby chickens that dies every year because of that hungry hippie.
4 years ago
Now bitch about how faggot isn't p.c. you needy waste of space.
4 years ago
He tries to make use of his internet connection at the mcdonalds across the street from his hotel worth it. So i just ignore em.
4 years ago
i would play the shit out of "hungry hungry hippie"
4 years ago
hehehehe
4 years ago
Right barret. Calls himself an animal lover then eats chicken wings or squid every other night...
4 years ago
but baby
4 years ago
Fuck you Jawz. You aren't even a Seahawks fan.
4 years ago
then when cornered reverts to the same old repetitive shit

over and over and over again
4 years ago
Exactly Zeke, what a hippiecrate
4 years ago
so zeke to clarify....youre equating me eating wings with barret eating shark fin soup?
4 years ago
dik to clarify: fuck off you needy old crumudgeon
4 years ago
Only got a jaws like on hippiecrate :(
That's it I'm out.
4 years ago
well, to be fair: a fin is kinda like a wing for fish, and shark is also known as 'the chicken of the sea'... so there...
4 years ago
barrel going the jones route now!

'one measly like? I QUIT!'

flamboyant...
4 years ago
theres no equating a man eating wings to a man eating shark fin soup at all
4 years ago
read some shit
4 years ago
To be fair, im sure only 3-4 sharks died in order for me to have chicken soup, while dik probably killed dozens of chickens so he could have his wings. I think we all know who is the true monster here.
4 years ago
lol chicken soup...
4 years ago
just shut the fuck up about it dik
you've already said yourself he didn't know it was a "bad thing"
why do you give a fuck anyway? what have you done to help ANY environmental or humane cause whatsoever in your life?
4 years ago
jesus...how old are you barret? do you really think what youre saying?
4 years ago
bitching and moaning on muchosucko and ratting on people is really going to raise awareness dik......saving the world, one bad joke at a time.......
4 years ago
is it me?
4 years ago
fuck man i was nearly a vegetarion a few years back...i agree im a hypocrite to eat meat at all....but shark fin soup...no way you greedbag...
4 years ago
shark fin fucking soup.......how greedy and filthy you are...id love to punish you
4 years ago
greedy hungry piglet
4 years ago
Nearly a vegetarian......I was vegan for two years because of the treatment of animals, but I don't bitch and moan and try to act like a bleeding heart animal lover on here and criticize everyone else for their choices (which you yourself said was done out of ignorance)
Just fucking drop it and move on. If you really care so much open a new tab and sign up with PETA or fucking Green Peace shithead
4 years ago
That's hot dik
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/zzlgDQ9.jpg
4 years ago
yep smerf, that's all you seem to be doing these days.........tis true
4 years ago
you stupid ignorant jowl....shark fin soup....like the asians....you heartlitt moobfactory
4 years ago
do you eat dolphins too you imbecile?
4 years ago
yep, here comes the patented dik meltdown where he blames everyone else........everything is wrong with mucho and the world as a whole because more people aren't like dik......
4 years ago
dont you have parents to teach you?
4 years ago
Only when they get caught up in my tuna net.
4 years ago
Oh for fuck's sake...


















Go to chat, you fruitcakes!
4 years ago
im glad you find it funny ...see how funny it gets glutton
4 years ago
that spamburger looks so repulsive, gets me everytime,,

* Steven_Seagull gags *
4 years ago
Spam is pretty fucking disgusting.
4 years ago
Hey seagull, what's your muchomail?
4 years ago
baret you are so greedy...so fat and hungry you eat the posterchild of "do not eat this"...did you use a gorrilla hand as a bowl?
4 years ago
ignores everything everyone else says

keeps on bitching
4 years ago
smerf,surprisingly enough it's steven_seagull@muchosucko.com
4 years ago
zeke cant ignore anything
4 years ago
That's what I was guessing. INCOMING!
4 years ago
don't bother smerf
he won't respond
4 years ago
Sad part is i never really ate shark fin soup, dik knows it too, but any excuse to spam and try to get a rise out of me.
4 years ago
did you actually write me zeke? never got anything...
4 years ago
i did
or i tried to :/
4 years ago
Well, I just sent something off to you.
4 years ago
oh shit, theres jones, zeke and smerf in my spam folder...WTF???
4 years ago
lolwut?
4 years ago
***WARNING..WARNING..WARNING!!!*** IMPENDING DIK MELTDOWN IN 3 MINUTES AND COUNTING.
4 years ago
i read him sayin "i never ate shark fin soup" and stopped............hes lying
4 years ago
dik is a talking, talking, polygraph....
4 years ago
no possum spam?
4 years ago
No worries dik, lets keep pretending, together...Flamboyantly.
4 years ago
possum, check your muchomail as well.
4 years ago
i saw it, smerf

*WINK*
4 years ago
can i do it tomollow nip?
i am seriously fucked up atm
4 years ago
I see that you saw it, seagull.

Possum: you may.
4 years ago
* possum drives for a go *
4 years ago
loslobas broke zekes heart....and right while he has heart disease
4 years ago
For gods sakes dik, WHAT ABOUT THE SHARKS?!?!

Who's going to stick up for them?
4 years ago
or did you just get backed into a corner and decide to shift your attention to repetitive nonsense as usual?
4 years ago
She does tend to break hearts. And balls, I've heard.
4 years ago
san jose sharks ftw
4 years ago
I'm surprised and frankly kinda disappointed he didn't care about the 7 pounds of Cod Tongues i bought :(
4 years ago
to be honest the only reason im so nice to zeke is i know for a fact hes 3 comments from fake suicide"...as in he will fake try..them live..then blame........thats a fact
4 years ago
Freshie, fuck off with your mumbojumbo about stick-biscuit.
4 years ago
Free the sharks!

4 years ago
Nothing intelligent to say?

Make up some egregous lies!
4 years ago
wasn't there some sort of extremely overrated handegg game on today?
4 years ago
Is there a Sharks American football team? I need a new team to root for next year after the filthy Broncos let me down.
4 years ago
i seem to have missed it...what happened? did one team take 4 hours to score 3 times and have it count as 800 points?

because cool sports count one score as multiple points.
4 years ago
Barret: nope. Dolphins are the closest you're gonna get.
4 years ago
Barret: The Nashville Predators

They're a shoe-in next year
4 years ago
i got arrested at 15 in an alley for giving a handegg
4 years ago
hockey is an olympic sport

handegg is for people with extremely short attention spans
4 years ago
Ah, well screw that, Dolphins are gay.
4 years ago
even futbol, baseball/softball at one point and basketball are olympic sports

not handegg though...
4 years ago
Wrong sport Zeke.
4 years ago
They also have another upcoming Chris Hanson special
4 years ago
that sharks/hawks game last night was awesome

even that amazing comeback by the leafs over the sens
4 years ago
I usually dig super low scoring games where the players take turns punching each other in the face and throwing weird shit onto the playing surface for various odd reasons... said nobody ever.
4 years ago
todays super handegg game? yeah nobody of importance cares.
4 years ago
i get barrets angle ..he told heather he was joking...he was not joking...but he doesnt want the only hot girl that didnt use him for toilet paper to let it go
4 years ago
Barret: 94089
pick whichever you think is pretty
4 years ago
he wasnt joking
4 years ago
I'mma go with the Chicago Bears.








Chicago Bears....BOOM!!
4 years ago
roland: counting a single score as anything more than one point is a fools invention.
4 years ago
Ops guess dik read my comment after all
4 years ago
the chili peppers were awesome
4 years ago
like basketball is literally a contest of first one to 45-50pts
4 years ago
not 118 - 98
4 years ago
sorry bout that mail zeke, got dropped in my spam folder, i'll answer you tomorrow, birdy be beddy bye now!
4 years ago
yeah barret, he reads them, it just takes a while for him to catch up sounding out the words
4 years ago
#zekestrong
4 years ago
no big deal seagull, i'm committed
4 years ago
givvita flea!...i cranked it.......finally a great halftime show
4 years ago
But some weirdo fan who carries a dead squid in his pocket to a sporting event "just in case" isn't??
4 years ago
Anthony looked pretty damn good for a 50 year old junky.
4 years ago
wha? if i had a dead awuid id run away
4 years ago
Barret, if you want "Boom" go with the Seahawks (bottom row, 3rd from the right). Their defense is called the Legion of Boom.
4 years ago
legion of boom.....wtf

in 2 seasons it'll be completely dismantled
4 years ago
ya..he looks good they all do but i miss john...
4 years ago
stupid handegg fans always have to nickname shit even though it wont be relevant in a year or twos time.
4 years ago
"We're building a dynasty....we'll be in 3 superbowls in 18 years brahhhhhhhhh"
4 years ago
great band...great musicians
4 years ago
Yeah I guess should work some on the battlecry.
4 years ago
did they wear socks on their dicks and freak out religious white america?
4 years ago
you know, the uptight cunts who ruin everything for everyone else in the name of an invisible space zombie?
4 years ago
chad is one of the best drummers i ever heard...and ive fuckin heard a lot
4 years ago
will ferrell
4 years ago
stan has a tube sock on his disgisting pachage right now...hes had like 5 martinis
4 years ago
Freshie: no socks on cocks, but a distinct lack in the shirt department.
4 years ago
The only city where dead animals are snuck into games is Detroit. Octopus.

Well, I did see a gerbil at Candlestick park in Frisco once......
4 years ago
Smerf, yeah they did a long time ago.

4 years ago
hi kirk
4 years ago
was that when you were picking out which one to use like a suppository cap'n?
4 years ago
im just punishing the noobs
4 years ago
i showed zeke a chili peppers video once and he started fawning over dave navarro.....it was so awkward
4 years ago
Roland: I was talking about tonights performance.
4 years ago
3 percent
4 years ago
don't bring up cilantro
4 years ago
Good evening dik. I see you have been using your senior citizen keyboard this evening.
4 years ago
i was just getting into the song seke was jackin it....mmmm dave bavarro
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vwftjIxPgA
4 years ago
Fresh, no I was just remembering the old park that will soon face the wrecking ball.
4 years ago
I'd like to see that just once in a football game, like Adrian Peterson scores, and a hundred asshole fans simultaneously pull a hundred dead muskrats out of their collective underoos and throw them on the field.
4 years ago
the stick should have been demoed the second the giants left
4 years ago
But if they scored 1 instead of 6......
4 years ago
Gotcha Smerf.
4 years ago
fan traditions have nothing to do with sports

otherwise lets bring in all of the crimes committed during a typical handegg game vs the lack of crimes committed during a hockey game
4 years ago
handegg has some of the shittiest "fans" of any sport.

i mean just look at the admitted handegg fans on this site

98% degenerates
4 years ago
I went to Wings games at the old Olympia arena in Detroit as a kid. There you could almost openly bring octopus in to throw on the ice. That and they served beer to anyone. ANYONE.
4 years ago
i carry a dead octopus at all times
4 years ago
its strapped to my leg beside my flashlight
4 years ago
I have one in my asshole right now.
4 years ago
now im calling the cops
4 years ago
Assaults carried out in stands=bad.
Assaults carried out on the field of play=good.

C'mon man!
4 years ago
You kind of have a point fresh, but you're leaving wrestling and nascar out of the equation.
4 years ago
I once saw Bob Probert hit someone so hard on open ice that I thought the guy died. Later he beat the guy up.
4 years ago
all the noobs got run off haha ..
4 years ago
i cant decide whether i should have one more adult beverage
4 years ago
odd topic but i can reach my beard to my nipple
4 years ago
When I sit my hair goes to my belly button
4 years ago
Prove it, both of you.
4 years ago
really actually want to shave it off but imagine the mess
4 years ago
You could just light it... on... fire.







Nevermind.
4 years ago
Yeah, pics are in order here.
4 years ago
my hair only goes to about my bellybutton then stops growing
4 years ago
im soooo sick of having a beard..my beard is crazy..like a monky....but the hassle of actually shaving
4 years ago
When I stand it's almost at the small of my back
4 years ago
i look like a duck dynasy guy
4 years ago
i love long hair on women
4 years ago
just plain normal hair but long
4 years ago
no colour or curls
4 years ago
i dont even like makeup on women at all
4 years ago
i know most men likely do
4 years ago
although! dik jrs mothers friend put on makeup once and despite personally not liking it i see why she did
4 years ago
like a different person
4 years ago
Some makeup is okay. So women really overdo it though
4 years ago
"not since oj simpson has america been so disappoinred in a slow white bronco
4 years ago
BA BAM!
4 years ago
i did not make that up....pretty good one though
4 years ago
frankly i regret not making it up
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Sw9BdhIPQ
4 years ago
best half time show since the who...at least thems musicians
4 years ago
This is right up there with a fries sub. How the fuck is this getting upvoted?
4 years ago
tbh - i dont even remember this guy - guess he had a bit part in some coen bros movie?
4 years ago
or was it a terry gilliam thing?
4 years ago
I mostly only remember him from the movie Happiness
4 years ago
Not a pretty picture
4 years ago
But it's not about that it's just a lame ass pun and not even fagbook worthy
4 years ago
was he the guy who did the thing with the thing?
4 years ago
No he was not.
4 years ago
damn
4 years ago
Meh.
4 years ago
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