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Double Dick Dude

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Apparently this guy went on Reddit's "ask me anything" and it made national news. Btw.....one is circumcised, the other not.

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by xzekiel

submitted February 1st 2014

98 comments
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Double Dick Dude
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comments (98)
Maybe they're both uncut.....I got my info from Chris Hardwick
4 years ago
Looks like swede cock to me
4 years ago
*Hemi penis
Don't ask
4 years ago
First question:
Are you single?
4 years ago
And if so, are you clean?
4 years ago
Yes and no
4 years ago
Sorry LL, it's all dusty down there from lack of use..
4 years ago
Apparently this dude's bi and in a relationship with a couple.....I shit you not
4 years ago
Who, aka?
4 years ago
Yes, I am single and clean.
4 years ago
"Clean" is relative.
4 years ago
I just want to watch pornographic experiments with this guy to see what kind of stuff he can do. No homo.
4 years ago
he said he wont do porn :(
4 years ago
What a waste
4 years ago
And the massively good luck goes to.. anyone but me, lucky double fucking bastard.
4 years ago
maybe you should call some escort agencies and throw a pitty party
4 years ago
Follow him on twitter... He talks all about the shit he does, including having to 'milk his prostate' :( he's actually quite awesome.
4 years ago
DP galore.
4 years ago
Plus wayyyyyy more mucho worthy pics
4 years ago
Sorry, I'm not a hemipenis aficionado like some others here apparently
4 years ago
Too bad for you
4 years ago
seems this has got Heather a little frisky..
4 years ago
Los is the hot and bothered one.
4 years ago
but how does he pee?
4 years ago
Lies on his back on the front lawn?
4 years ago
tinkle sprinkler?
4 years ago
and hiw does he orgasm/ cum? can he have like two orgasms in succession, alternate between his cocks during fuck sessions and just keep on going forever? are they equally sensitive? so many questions...
4 years ago
too bad there wasn't some kind of forum where this double dicked dude could be asked anything...someone should make a website like that....
4 years ago
Think of it like a Y tube, unless one ball is dedicated to one shaft and in that case does it work like the brain whereas the left ball would feed the right shaft and vice versa..
4 years ago
[–]DoubleDickDude[S] 4808 points 1 month ago

My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.
4 years ago
so he's just a normal guy??
4 years ago
[–]DoubleDickDude[S] 2733 points 1 month ago

always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both been equally rock hard.
4 years ago
[–]DoubleDickDude[S] 3482 points 1 month ago

I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There've been times where I've had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.
4 years ago
Ok I'm done
4 years ago
cool, thanks.

still not sure if this is soemthing to be jelly of..
4 years ago
I wouldn't be jealous of it, but it would be sweet to have. Kinda like a tall hat.
4 years ago
what kinda fucked-up comparison is that?
4 years ago
Don't you see those guys in old movies and think "man that's a sweet hat"
4 years ago
It would be nice to have, that's all
4 years ago
holy crap what a bloviating retard..he'd be a perfect friend for you zeek
4 years ago
Who's zeek?
4 years ago
where's F.A.P.S. now?
4 years ago
Here....
4 years ago
Happy now ?
4 years ago
whats the verdict?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7hwvWIK1eM
4 years ago
Wonder if he can choose which one to pee out off
4 years ago
just read the other comments, crumpet-nigger
4 years ago
What comment
4 years ago
Also zeke .... Fuck off back to reddit
4 years ago
are you drunk again?
4 years ago
I don't go to reddit unless I'm doing research. I learned about this guy on an old episode of @midnight
4 years ago
This shits a month old an you only just thought to bring it here now ?
4 years ago
This shit's a month old and no one else brought it here?
4 years ago
Like I said, I learned about this guy watching an old episode of @midnight today.
4 years ago
it must have been an old episode
4 years ago
YEP, IT WAS AN OLD EPISODE
4 years ago
Very old
4 years ago
One month old to be precise.
4 years ago
Double the pleasure
4 years ago
so thats a yes on the being drunk, huh?
4 years ago
I'm working on it x
4 years ago
did he just leave a "kiss"?
4 years ago
Jealous ?
4 years ago
a little
* xzekiel hangs head and scuffs sand *
4 years ago
maybe i should have a drink as well...
4 years ago
Wanna join me ?
4 years ago
* fries-please drinks to zeke but not with him ... *
4 years ago
whatcha drinkin foofs?
4 years ago
Vodka
4 years ago
Neat
4 years ago
chilled or luke-y? which brand?
4 years ago
Room temp....
4 years ago
Lidl brand
4 years ago
that sounds doubly terrible...
4 years ago
I like my Vodka,.. To remain on the shelf at the liquor store..
4 years ago
Yeah have to admit that lidl brand vodka gives me headache in the morning
4 years ago
me and my classy morgan and coke on the rocks with limeslices do not wanna join you and your shitty ASBO bullshit drink
4 years ago
I've been at work all night and I just want a quick buzz before bed
4 years ago
Nothing fancy
4 years ago
still wheeling around chinese food?
4 years ago
* Akameldon imagines fries does it this way; he shoves some teabags in the bottle, shakes it up and calls it " putt'n on the kettle" *
4 years ago
You can't miss elevensies no matter how much you suck at making tea
4 years ago
Vodk, Lidl brand. Classy shit, fries
4 years ago
Thought this was a blast from the past for a second.
4 years ago
Would be more functional stacked one above the other rather than side by side.
4 years ago
that's an amazing picture....3 dickheads in one shot.
4 years ago
I think this is the same guy who took these pics.
http://muchosucko.com/119952/Man-With-2-Penises
4 years ago
Who's Reddit? Obviously, he's a homo.
4 years ago
Obviously
4 years ago
I wish Reddit would sub a selfie, so I could shop it.
4 years ago
I'M THE OWNER OF REDDIT.


^^^^MAXIMUM PWN
4 years ago
^FACT
4 years ago
shhhhh.....don't tell yak.
4 years ago
* loslobos rage quits *
4 years ago
GOOD.
4 years ago
Sweet dreams with your future endeavors, you tranny.
4 years ago
DOUBLE FAP!!!
4 years ago
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