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How to correctly pull a truck off a snowy precipice

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by germanguy

submitted January 31st 2014

216 comments
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Boomhauer approves of this sub...
4 years ago
i sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
4 years ago
Serves them right, trying to save a 4 dollar Chevy S-10 in a hillbilly manner.
4 years ago
Serves them right for driving a Chevy.
4 years ago
S-10's were great trucks.
4 years ago
Also, there's no S-10s in this video.
4 years ago
Oh, I guess the red one is. Nevermind.
4 years ago
#zekestrong baby
4 years ago
How are your medications holding out urks?
4 years ago
Just fine. Thanks for asking.
4 years ago
Did you see GM is going to have a new "S-10" sized truck?
4 years ago
Isn't that what the Colorado is? If it gets as good of mpg as the old one, I'm down.
4 years ago
The new one, ya. It is supposed to be pretty sweet.
4 years ago
Wish I still had my '85.
4 years ago
I drive a chevy. You got a problem fgt?
4 years ago
You missed one^^
4 years ago
Nope <3
4 years ago
mr drummond lets you use his car?
4 years ago
hahaha you fucken wigger. And who the hell is mr. drummond? Is that some 60's show?
4 years ago
i ask the questions around here cool whip
4 years ago
Round here? You seem to be mistaken. This isn't chat, you faggot.
4 years ago
just because you're deciding to get "uppity" doesn't mean you're now black
4 years ago
Oh, did dik tag you in? Didn't even notice.
4 years ago
Obviously you did since you're directing that comment at me. C'mon jawz, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt you've got better shit to throw than that.
4 years ago
*puts on his Great White Hype ring gear and starts hulk hogan flexing*
4 years ago
Meh, im tired. This weather made me sick.
4 years ago
sure,,,in other words you just got run off house boy
4 years ago
shine me shoes before you go
4 years ago
Damn, you're official a repetetive being that has no purpose.
4 years ago
You've said those lines over a thousand times and it still isn't funny.
4 years ago
why would i have a porpoise??
4 years ago
I ask the questions around here, wigger.
4 years ago
don't bring up porpoises...barret might try to eat one.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Don't bring up purposes. This thread might need one
4 years ago
your face needs a porpoise!
4 years ago
i can communicate with dolphins
4 years ago
a dolphin killed my dad
4 years ago
stick with what works, dik
4 years ago
yeah, dolphins are usually just a bunch of pricks.
4 years ago
hey look who wasn't invited and will bitch if he gets told to leave.......
4 years ago
Freshie, if you don't like it, LEAVE!
4 years ago
#zekestrong
4 years ago
#fatfuck
4 years ago
Not your turn, zeke.
4 years ago
I do indeed have the talking stick. I've had it all along you mouthy bitch.
4 years ago
You seem to have a problem.
4 years ago
Feel free to take it up with someone who cares.
4 years ago
No worries here
4 years ago
in was an inner city dolphin
4 years ago
well, the inner city dolphin probably didn't have the opportunities other people have like running a driving range.
4 years ago
upbringing...he grew up in a river
4 years ago
i knew zeke would be freaking today since loslobos showed some pics to another guy
4 years ago
Why would I care?
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
when i saw that thread my first thought was, "oh shit...here comes a week long meltdown possibly ending in a suicide."
4 years ago
* xzekiel shrugs and lets dik continue his rant *
4 years ago
how's your brain cancer, zeke? still terminal?
4 years ago
fact....you are the one that came in here begging for attention...again..nobody was even talking about you
4 years ago
i would welcome ass-comments atm tbh
4 years ago
hahahaha click
4 years ago
i like big butts and i cannot lie
4 years ago
You're right dik. I crave your attention.....and acceptance.
4 years ago
everyone does
4 years ago
i finally get the eternal -1 rep

what i dont get is why he's still here...did dik pay yak for an Ed to his Johnny or something?
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
you have only yourself to blame, possbro
4 years ago
this is what happens when you enable welching....
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
hahahaha i cant believe tr comes here either..lack of pride i guess
4 years ago
i have the permanent -1 because yak got pissed when voting was enabled that i downvoted most everything. so i said "meh, i'm going for lowest rep possible" and he then changed it to -1.
4 years ago
it's funny because he's like a clown
4 years ago
clown some more, "dik"
4 years ago
you're a funny guy
4 years ago
funny to laugh at
4 years ago
enable some more welching, possbro...you know you want to....
4 years ago
wow............meltdown!!!!
4 years ago
i'm going to assume punky hijacked the thread now
4 years ago
fucking tweakers
4 years ago
clown some more, dikbot

try the ever popular, "hahahaha"

or, even better, tell us what new and interesting thing killed your father today....
4 years ago
like youre qualified to determine what is funny and what isnt?
4 years ago
i just am butthurt that i worked lotsa hours this week, and whenever i DID have the time to log on to MS, it seems like it's either been super dead and/or a dikfreshtrzeke whocares thingy

* possum drinks mores and watches old self-porn featuring deadwife *



dont mind me, i will be more civil after sleppy time
4 years ago
uh-oh...it's the ding king, coming to make the only comments of interest he makes...comments about the awesome verbosity, of course....
4 years ago
* possum sleppys *
4 years ago
nothing else really needed commenting..funnyguy
4 years ago
poor possum
4 years ago
keep enabling that welching, possbro
4 years ago
fuck - no sleppys to be found yet
4 years ago
possum..you could just do a chutes and ladders right on down on these spamthreads?
4 years ago
billy should comment only in all caps so i can read it in billy mays voice
4 years ago
hahah..i used to do that..but people are all farty and stuff
4 years ago
if you really want to sleep, posspal, just read some of my comments, right?
4 years ago
i love the YELLTALK
4 years ago
fuckin shut up assburgers
4 years ago
you're slipping, pal...that's only 1 out of 3 comments of interest
4 years ago
now, did somebody say "assburger"??
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA
4 years ago
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious
4 years ago
i have never minded the dik-spam threads before - sometimes even some funny stuff in them..but in the last week or so it seems like there are no other threads with even 10-plus comments...

that cant be healthy
4 years ago
other people should start other conversations then
4 years ago
i agree, and i dunno why they dont
4 years ago
for the record...it was zeke and tr that followed me in here possum...so ...dont blame me..if anything im the victim here
4 years ago
This one looks hella more tasty
http://i.imgur.com/8MBa8Be.jpg
4 years ago
i don't either because most seem to die after like 4 or 5 replies.
4 years ago
keep enabling, possbro...and then wonder about the results....
4 years ago
in where?
4 years ago
"this video reminds me of the time i went bobsledding"
"Yeah bobsledding is cool"
"...yeah"
/thread
that's pretty much what happens
4 years ago
dik if you don't like it, ignore it
4 years ago
psst - tr?
4 years ago
used to be barret,jewnob,aka,assface,zeek and others would have a link spam fest..it was not that long ago
4 years ago
sir?
4 years ago
relying on other people to make a conversation..then whining about lack of conversation is ridiculous
4 years ago
no shit dik
4 years ago
xzekiel The Iron Liver
dik if you don't like it, ignore it
32 seconds ago

are you the single biggest hypocrite in mucho right now?
4 years ago
zeke regularly redefines what it means to be fucking retarded.
4 years ago
"on old mucho we used to talk about politics and stuff"

hahahaha
baby.....baby......hahahaha
*click
hahahaha
#zekestrong
4 years ago
good thing the standard for welching remains constant
4 years ago
freshie apparently doesn't get sarcasm or mocking
4 years ago
have you ever actually checked out what comes up for that, zeke?
4 years ago
fuck man im just as happy to sit here blabbing to myself....you crybabies and your complaining makes me want to eat a shark
4 years ago
you should look into it...it's pretty funny
4 years ago
come up for what tr? assburger?
4 years ago
when people reminisce,they always skim all the good stuff and conveniently leave out the shit
4 years ago
the ability to link pics and vids needs to be heavily moderated. most of the time people are fine but i can't even begin to count the amount of threads that end up looking like a 4chan image board vs a comment thread.
4 years ago
surely you're not that dense, zeke
4 years ago
tbh tranimal, if me enabling dik and and fresh kills MS whilst offing your idiot self. i would be good with that
4 years ago
think about it...really mull it over
4 years ago
I haven't really been following the convo.....I'm watching something on neuroactive peptides and cropping pics :/
4 years ago
yup..its being abused by a certain slobbering drummer..some links are fine
4 years ago
like that would happen, possbro...those new guys you mentioned are quite inferior
4 years ago
agreed....cant you fucking monkeys think of things to say on your own?? or do you have to use 4chan memes to communicate
4 years ago
* possum emails zeke a vid of me getting a sloppy blow-job *
4 years ago
just so you know, 4chan killed dik's dad
4 years ago
um...........

tr? come up for what? I'm not seeing it
4 years ago
i only enabled PunkyBlock™ because of his incessant linking of youtube videos and pictures. His comments never bothered me much.
4 years ago
no wonder i punish you noobs
4 years ago
#zekestrong, pal...check that
4 years ago
it's pretty funny considering it is actually used by someone with cancer or some shit.
4 years ago
oh
4 years ago
dik: "cant you fucking monkeys think of things to say on your own??"

hahahahahahahahahahaha
4 years ago
the worst part about dealing with a mentally ill person like zeke is he's brain damaged as hell and thinks he's smart enough to be a hipster.
4 years ago
mucho's own FMJ Pvt Pyle
4 years ago
hopefully your story ends the same way
4 years ago
he is in a world of shit
4 years ago
i like the scene where he ate doughnuts after shooting himself on the toilet.
4 years ago
that made no sense whatsoever caveman
4 years ago
#zekestrong #imapiss
4 years ago
duh, fullmetal jacket, the korean war movie, with patrick swayze and Harrison ford.
4 years ago
I know what Full Metal Jacket is dipshit
I was talking to Flinstone
4 years ago
And it's Vietnam......not Korea
4 years ago
oh...swayze and ford......right
4 years ago
holy shit you're an idiot, zeke.
4 years ago
GimmieAFreshie
the worst part about dealing with a mentally ill person like zeke is he's brain damaged as hell and thinks he's smart enough to be a hipster.
10 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu

^
4 years ago
just trying to string words together haphazardly....
4 years ago
exactly

you're a fucking mentally ill person born with fetal alcohol syndrome
4 years ago
you don't even comprehend what people say to you because of your lack of intelligence.
4 years ago
nope, they fight the dictator of south korea, pol pot. but get captured so they have to escape the snowy jungles to the democratic north. also i was trollin you dumbfuck @ zeke
4 years ago
i figured that out moose
4 years ago
freshie you seem agro
go have a cupcake, cupcake
4 years ago
a young man named zeke woke up one day..lonely as hell and 3 percent gay...hr drank 15 beers and he got retarded...stood up for a minute sneezed and then sharted...he started to cry and called up his ex...said he would die without phone sex...she hung up on him right away like she should ...but he called her again and again (he had wood)...she slammed the phone down 13 more times then he sent her some shitty slam poetry rhymes
4 years ago
zeke doesn't understand when he's being trolled

if he did he probably would have quit coming to mucho years ago
4 years ago
zeke, this will one day become reality, i will remake fmj in my image.
4 years ago
i am a certified mentally ill person mice elf...


serious
4 years ago
#zekestrong
4 years ago
I'm well aware when I'm being "trolled"
though I'm rarely mad
4 years ago
rarely mad ....zeke threatened to kill me like 5 times
4 years ago
* possum shrugs and licks stamps *
4 years ago
* possum lieks stamps *
4 years ago
zeke, just admit that you saw me trollin, and it was in your devient personality to be hatin, then we can get you the help you deserve, please, let me help you.
4 years ago
hahaha.....I "threatened to kill" dik
lol
4 years ago
Moose I glanced at it. I didn't realize at first. I'm watching a lecture on neuropeptides.
4 years ago
I figured out when I reread and saw the swayze part....
4 years ago
possum I'ma post this at some point tonight. It's incredibly boring but worth knowing. Prolly gonna go out for some butts first but it'll come at some point tonight.
4 years ago
zeke, I...we...love you. possum, dick, and i are worried for your well being, we just want you to be well, mabe we can get that robbie the rabbit doll you always wanted at that lakeside place.
4 years ago
it's like an hour.....i'll trim it when I get back
4 years ago
post what now?
4 years ago
are you talking aboot pubic stuff?
4 years ago
just watch my next post, no matter how boring it seems
4 years ago
damn i'm lost now
4 years ago
* possum subs a straya vid *
4 years ago
zekes handicapped brother let zeke look after his neice,,,,a 3 year old girl....imagine that..he cant get to the bathroom without smashing his own face open
4 years ago
flawless timing....
4 years ago
ass- are you sure you're not an alt of of mine that i somehow lost track of?
4 years ago
wait, are you talking about me?
4 years ago
probably?
4 years ago
o...ok?
4 years ago
sleep-deprivation be better than smack, fact
4 years ago
When going out for a rip goes wrong
4 years ago
"watch out Kebin(Kevin)"
4 years ago
hahahaha...
What a bunch of idiots! That's it, stay in the vehicle, ride the storm out. hahahaha...
4 years ago
there rednecks, think of it like natural selection.
4 years ago
think about my foot...greased up with pigs blood, sliding in your noob asshole, "MOOSE". You do like to be called "MOOSE"...RIGHT?
4 years ago
@Moose *they're
4 years ago
that sound positively orgasmic punky, would you like it if i gently caressed your neck while sucking on your nipples, by the way, call me atomic. :)
4 years ago
i know, i just wanted to be punished hard proper by a grammer nazi.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser makes a shy gomer pyle face *
4 years ago
It's all good. Mail me your panties, and we'll be straight, you fuck.
4 years ago
sure, with or without a pee stain?
4 years ago
oh, by the way...I suck at grammer whin I'v ben drinking as well...so, it's oll good, mOosy.
4 years ago
THE PEE STAIN....GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
yeah, with or without?
4 years ago
I've got to have something to scratch n sniff, ya know.
4 years ago
sorry...I meant...WITH PEE STAIN, GOD DAMN IT.
4 years ago
SEE...your not the only one that sucks at grammar, and making sentences.
4 years ago
*you're
4 years ago
^SEE
4 years ago
hi punky
4 years ago
oh shit...


* PunkyBruiser goes to another thread *
4 years ago
right right, so, any other editions you want me to modify your order with?
4 years ago
* possum follows punky *
4 years ago
Moose, are you crazy? RUN...poss just showed up.
4 years ago
HELP!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
dude, im a newfag, i dont know nuthin about anything here, whats wrong with possum?
4 years ago
fuck squealing bitches.
4 years ago
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