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Toilet Rat

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by DangerousDug

submitted January 26th 2014

49 comments
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Flush that fucker down.
4 years ago
or poor a pot of boiling water on it.

* toolman961 hopes dik doesn't read that *
4 years ago
Or do like dik does and burn the whole house down.... problem solved
4 years ago
I was waiting for you to put a bullet through the porcelain
.....this is you right dug?
4 years ago
I wouldn't have ran off like this pussy in the video did.
4 years ago
oh
4 years ago
You fucking pussies.
4 years ago
At least he tried.
4 years ago
*mouse
4 years ago
someone might not think it is a rat
4 years ago
Cammode?
4 years ago
My family called the toilet "the cammode" sometimes. What can you say, Hicks will be Hicks
4 years ago
*commode
4 years ago
you aint dead yet zeke
4 years ago
so who was the "Commodore" ?
4 years ago
This is like one of my biggest fears.......a rat or a snake or a cayman or some shit crawling up from the sewer while I'm pinching one out and biting my ballsack.
4 years ago
*shark
4 years ago
psst - zeke?
4 years ago
hi
4 years ago
hi....
4 years ago
i think we're alone now...
4 years ago
there doesn't seem to be anyone aroun-ound
4 years ago
this is why still like xeke
4 years ago
no homo
4 years ago
Tiffany song from the 80's
* DangerousDug vomits *
4 years ago
dug be a youngin
4 years ago
I remember that song.... just never liked it
4 years ago
Older than Zeke
4 years ago
looking out a dirty old window
down below the cars in the city go rushing by....
4 years ago
stuck in your heads yet?
4 years ago
Yes..... Thanks alot Zeke !!!
* DangerousDug shakes fist at Zeke *
4 years ago
* possum subs the i'm you're venus remake thingy now out of spite *
4 years ago
I like that song possum.... way better than Tiffany garbage
4 years ago
Plus the chicks were kinda hot
4 years ago
Yeah flesh for your romeo
Ah yeah baby
I hear you moan
It's easy y'know how to please me yeah

This love starts my rollin train
You can't stop it
It ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever you do
4 years ago
Billy Idol.... how did we get here ?
4 years ago
meh it's all lumped into the cheesy 80s category in my head
4 years ago
Don't be talkin' shit about the 80's zeke
4 years ago
i'm not. that music video was the first time i ever got a boner
4 years ago
jeebus zeke
4 years ago
The Tiffany video ?
4 years ago
no this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZuYS-9qaw
4 years ago
it still gives me a stiffy to this day
4 years ago
So you're telling me you dont like foreplay? Whats wrong with your ball sacks getting bit? Thats fap worthy.
4 years ago
maybe in cali
4 years ago
You get a small zing for that.
4 years ago
Feed him and raise him as a beloved pet.
4 years ago
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