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Sugar Gliders In Slow Motion

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by thatdude420

submitted January 24th 2014

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Sugar Gliders In Slow Motion
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These are pterodactyls aren't they?
4 years ago
[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/zXo0bey.gif)
4 years ago
I want one. Or two.
4 years ago
You need to have at least two. They are very social animals and need companionship or they get depressed and die.
4 years ago
That is the same shit i heard about Ferrets. My best friend had someone at pet smart tell him that so he got two of them. One died a year ago for got why. And the other one is still alive and not depressed at all.
4 years ago
Pretty sure it is sad that the other one is gone. But i never saw it try to kill it self with pills or the wrist slash while no one is looking.
4 years ago
Petsmart doesn't sell ferrets. I am not Petsmart either. Do some extensive research and I'll bet you come up with the info I just served. Word is bo'n yo.
4 years ago
Very cool but I'm happy with the bats that I have.
4 years ago
They look like the inspiration for the wingsuit.
4 years ago
You don't have bats.
4 years ago
Louisville Slugger doesn't count.
4 years ago
Repost? Not really, but close enough
http://muchosucko.com/115736/Sugar-Gliders
4 years ago
good enough for me!
4 years ago
^ is what a fag would say.
4 years ago
So where can I buy them?
I hope they don't eat meat
4 years ago
Okay, so here's what you do... Go to Denmark, specifically Copenhagen. Find Kafe Mensch on Skindergade, and order the 7th and 9th items on the left of the menu. Ask the guy working there about the price of his shoes.

By the time you've finished eating, there'll be a guy in the alley across the street wearing a homburg and army boots. Speak to him about joining the Danish army. When you've finish training, they'll order you to the Den Kongelige Livgarde armored infantry under Sergent Agner, then the Jydske Dragonregiment, armored infantry battalion under Sergent Bjorn Kassel. After 2 years there, he will recommend you to the Gardehusarregimentet reccon battalion. If you do well, after a year you can apply to the Jægerkorpset. Provided you survive training and 3 years there, you will be provided an ornamental back-scratcher by Major Rokos.

If you take that to Riga, in Latvia, to the Kronvalda parks and trade it to Karl, he'll take you to his ship and give you 3 of them that he breeds down in the bilge.

He'll try to rape you while your distracted by the cuddly things, so be ready.
4 years ago
*you're
4 years ago
...motherfuck!
4 years ago
I better level up before I attempt this mission. Wish me luck
4 years ago
wtf smerf?
4 years ago
Well, she asked.
4 years ago
That is cool.
4 years ago
I owned a mating pair of these little critters - awesome pets but not for beginners.
Cute as all hell though.
4 years ago
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