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The future of gaming it's here for you lazy ass gamers. This gadget will help your ass get off the couch and do something about it. For fuck sakes : )

I know some of you call of dookie players and first shooter gamers love to sit on the couch and shoot and kill all day..Well, those days will soon be over, because this here gadget will make you loose weight and have shit loads of fun..

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by bichofelix

submitted January 24th 2014

68 comments
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The future of gaming it's here for you lazy ass gamers. This gadget will help your ass get off the couch and do something about it. For fuck sakes : )
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comments (68)
That's not a lawsuit waiting to happen.
4 years ago
i commented to yak when he first showed this to me like a year ago: the waist strap area is not big enough for the current fps players
4 years ago
HAAH1!
4 years ago
Stop sucking up to deja
4 years ago
hello
4 years ago
Hey gg, why arent you out and about at some gay club ? its teh weekend...
4 years ago
GG has all the man-candy he could ever need when sealwasher is in town
4 years ago
It must be a veritable sausage-fest when they get together
4 years ago
Seems unreal
4 years ago
If i build one.... you can buy it...
1 year ago
...or they could just join the arny
4 years ago
Get to do that shit fir real
4 years ago
For
4 years ago
I like the title on this sub
4 years ago
It's informative
4 years ago
Similar titles should be used more often
4 years ago
I for one prefer to sit on my ass playing games all day
4 years ago
I certainly don't need this crap
4 years ago
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4 years ago
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4 years ago
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4 years ago
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4 years ago
:)
4 years ago
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4 years ago
That loos like an attempt to make a holodeck.
4 years ago
^trekkie
4 years ago
*stupid old fart
4 years ago
*senile fuckwit
4 years ago
*first inline for euthanasia
4 years ago
*husband to a Thai tranny
4 years ago
*Vietnam pen pusher
4 years ago
*drain on America's pension system
4 years ago
*Ladas bitch
4 years ago
*reposting tard
4 years ago
shut up
4 years ago
ZEKE are you going to entertain me tonight?
4 years ago
Um.....idk if I'll even be able to get up to go get cigarettes......I'm kind of a waste of space atm.
4 years ago
maybe you should fix that because I'm alone tonight. Mucho will be my only friend
4 years ago
I tried fixing it with pizza and a shower. I still feel like dogshit
4 years ago
Maaaaan I want pizza. Maybe I shall pizza tonight
4 years ago
It was a frozen Sam's Choice pizza. It sucked. If I can move without feeling dizzy I'ma go get some butts and some mixer for a little hair of the dog. But idk if that's gonna happen.
4 years ago
You should totally do that
4 years ago
I think what I should totally do is not move for another couple hours then go to the 24 hour store when I start jonesing.
4 years ago
Well, that could work too. I'm probably going to end up going to 7/11 in my pajamas for a slurpee and chili dog
4 years ago
i just stayed in and ordered thai food after it became obvious that i'm too hungover for grocery shopping...

the thai guy was nice enough to also bring me new smokes.
4 years ago
I wish there was tobacco delivery here
4 years ago
I just need a pack of butts and some mixer
4 years ago
we have one all night delivery service in my city that only does alcohol, mixers, tobacco, drug paraphernalia (rolling papers, lemons, balloons etc...no needles) and packaged snack foods like chips, gummy bears and candy bars, they make bank like motherfuckers!
4 years ago
Toaster is all alone tonight? Oh reeeaaaally....

* smerf puts on a ski mask *
4 years ago
You have a stronger stomach than me smerf. I think she would give you some willingly, honestly.
4 years ago
Dug, you realize I'm making a joke, right?

And yeah, she probably would.
4 years ago
Yeah.... I knew you wasn't serious
4 years ago
Toastee says they only "shook hands" when they met

That mus be some new slang for "putting the wiener in the bun"
4 years ago
the bun?
4 years ago
I wish there was a delivery service like that around here.....if it's legal I'm totally doing it. Though I'd deliver condoms and lube too.
4 years ago
"my anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun!"
4 years ago
so what happens when you get in a vehicle. OH DATS RIGHT, YOU CAN'T
4 years ago
This is the type of gaming technology I thought of about a year ago, but decided somebody else probably already thought of it. Turns out I was right. No effort required on my part.
4 years ago
I thought of inventing a handheld game console
4 years ago
If I had the money I'd invest in developing flexible LED screens so you could cover a room or any surface and plug it to anything you want, games, tv, surround speaker system. Or better yet, combined with holo technology.
4 years ago
i wish you'd think about putting a shotgun with a toe-trigger into your mouth
4 years ago
wallpaper tv screens ftw
4 years ago
It's not like a handheld game has been done...then again LED screens are getting close to what I said, but still too expensive and not made for anybody to use and install
4 years ago
FRIES!!!!!!! You can buy a game boy when I'm done with seagull's!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
who takes such tiny strides when they run? he looks like he's tip-toeing up a staircase.
4 years ago
A gay
4 years ago
*GimmeAFreshie
4 years ago
at least spell it right you nonce
4 years ago
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