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Ronald Reagan Explains Socialism

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by DangerousDug

submitted January 23rd 2014

300 comments
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Most accurate depiction I have ever seen.
4 years ago
Aannnnnd the knee jerk junkie chimes in with the button.

How enlightened.
4 years ago
retard logic and broadstroke propaganda at it's finest....
4 years ago
Spoken like a good little recovering drug addict liberal
4 years ago
It's in cartoon format so it's gotta be true!
4 years ago
most americans use words like "socialist", "communist", "liberal" or "libertarian" without the slightest clue what they actually mean.
or, in some cases, the constant misuse of those words just made them caricatures that barely resemble the things they mean to signify in the first place.

for example: dangerousdug has no idea how insulting it is to me to be called a liberal because he does not know what that word means, he only knows in which way the political right of his country uses it......

pol sci 101, motherfucker, take it!
4 years ago
and just to be clear, i'm a social democrat with fairly leftist views.

a concept entirely to complex for the level on which political discussion is held in the US.
4 years ago
Yawn.... the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, Stevie you know that.
4 years ago
and there's the ad-hominem....

arguing like a well-bred little fox news sheep
4 years ago
LOL @ social democrat with leftist view. Can't just accept your liberal title. You know what you are.
4 years ago
wtf has my past life to do with the issue at hand here? that ad hominem shit is not only weak and transparent, it hinders actual discussion.
4 years ago
Have not watched Fox in years, except when they have UFC fights on
4 years ago
the fact remains, you use words without knowing their meaning...
4 years ago
So stop discussing
4 years ago
or, in short, you are an idiot.
4 years ago
oh, okay, you get called on your idiot rethoric, and your reaction

"OH WELL GUESS DONT TALK TO ME THEN, BITCH"

awesome!

you're right, we're done here.
4 years ago
You were more fun as a raging drug addict
4 years ago
My point is you are not going to change my mind.... just as I am not gonna change yours. So this bullshit babble back and forth is pointless.
4 years ago
you never were any fun, you started out as a subpar incest product and you will end as one, and in between you will achieve nothing, amount to nothing and understand nothing.

but at least you have a kick ass pickup, a gun and fridge full of junk....

/end
4 years ago
Don't forget having my house paid for and enough money now to retire. Fuck you
4 years ago
your wealth means nothing to me. it does not impress me at all. what does it amount to? you can buy more shit you dont need, produce more waste, eat more processed food, waste more gas than 4/5 of the world and probably 1/2 of your own country, wow.

you will never understand, that agnew/ nixon/ reagan/ bush bullshit has been drilled so deep into you, your grandkids are gonna be morons.... and live in a world a mindset like yours will have rendered largely inhospitable.

USA USA USA!!
4 years ago
Put back on your Rally's hat and get back to work and make me some of those seasoned french fries.... Love those things.
4 years ago
i hold a steady job that serves a purpose, am well-respected by colleagues, friends and family, do good in my community and have a quarter million dollars in the bank, nothing you say will ever get me riled up or envious or jealous in any way.
4 years ago
Discussing politics with a guy that thinks pretending to support Obama is trolling.
4 years ago
Steven waves arms and yells loudly " Look at me, I am so smart " Overlook my past horrible decisions I am not a druggie anymore, I am evolved
4 years ago
yeah, it's called "changing for the better", what is bad about it?

also, another really nice ad hominem. just focus on the messenger instead of the message, that way you never have to actually answer or refute anything.

but you will also never understand anything.
4 years ago
do you even see that you get owned every single time you come at me?
4 years ago
Absolutely a change for the better.... If it lasts. There is no point in defending myself to who ? AKA and Toolman are the only other 2 people on here that are not far left.
4 years ago
DangerousDug
Don't forget having my house paid for and enough money now to retire. Fuck you

When you have to resort to bragging about your income, you've already lost the argument.
4 years ago
I didn't come at you just talking about some recent history
4 years ago
Keep reading Urkel Stevie has 1/4 Million.
4 years ago
Nothing like a Conservative / Capitalism post to get the natives all fired up.
4 years ago
He was making a point after you attempted to use income as leverage....
4 years ago
I never said how much I have... just house is paid for and I could retire. He brought $ amounts in play
4 years ago
Steven, Can I borrow $100 ?
4 years ago
So?
4 years ago
depends tinski, what for?
4 years ago
Was kidding. Congrats on doing well.
4 years ago
the money thing was luck really, i did nothing to earn that money.

thats why i use it to do good, got a college fund set up for my little brother and invested in some local projects in farming and renewable energy, lend money to friends in need and donate regularly to social causes.... i'm the epitome of "communism".
4 years ago
but thanks.
4 years ago
Sorry, touchscreen stfu :(
4 years ago
That is pretty cool of you Seagull
4 years ago
i'm just kidding....



I BOUGHT A FUCKING BOAT!!
4 years ago
I struggle living day to day and most of my savings goes to a fund for my son. I live in the middle to low class today in hopes he will live better when he gets older. I am happy though, money means nothing to me. I went from $77,000 a year from an action sports job that I had but drugs,alcohol and bad choices ended it after a good run. I am pretty much poor but at the same time am the richest man alive because of my family. I respect people and know that everyone is living a battle or has gone through a battle so their beliefs are not what I am interested in but, how they carry themselves and if they have the mutual respect is what I base my opinion on. Why am I saying this, I have no idea. Maybe to switch the gears on this discussion.
4 years ago
After reading this I have a different opinion of you Seagull. We will never agree on politics but I think you are genuinely you are a good person. Same with you tinski. I had it rough after college moved away from home and supported my wife and my two kids on only my income which wasn't much. Rented for 17 years and saved as much as I could and spent almost all of it on a down payment on the house I live in now.
4 years ago
the problem with you Dug is you actually have no clue what's going on
4 years ago
You'd think someone who has struggled themselves would be more sympathic to others
4 years ago
and "liberal" can refer to many different things
4 years ago
I guess when you still have a pager, wear walmart mom jeans and a $3 flat top, it's easy to save.
4 years ago
Well it is good to know that 90 percent of Mucho knows exactly what is going on in the world and only the lowly redneck hicks like myself are clueless
4 years ago
no, i even get that dug, it's what formed some kinda "by my own bootstraps" mentality in you.... but imagine a system in which people who have to struggle like that or have it even worse, get actual help, instead of a "you're the master of your own destiny, if it sucks it means you must too" rethoric, a system in which a sudden illness or accident does not mean you lose your house and your savings. believe me, that system exists, in many countries all over the world, and it's as far removed from communism or socialism as you can imagine, but certain powers in the US wanna hide that truth or distort it as hard as they can, just so everything stays the same for them and gets gradually worse for everyone else.....
4 years ago
so, what would a perfect world be to you Dug?
4 years ago
this parroted nonsense about socialism and welfare is ridiculous, I'd like to know what the "lowly redneck's" great solution is
4 years ago
All white men.
4 years ago
"I love my country!.. Except the people living in it, they can go fuck themselves,"
4 years ago
Helping the people who actually need help is fine in my book. But in the USA most of the good hearted help goes to people who don't need it and gobbled up by the government.
4 years ago
oh and btw, those powers are hard at work over here as well, but they face more difficulties than in the US, because our political discussions are held on different levels.... which gradually decline because the powers that be do everything they can to keep people uninformed, powerless and frightened. everything you have over there - a 2 party democracy, votes on personality rather then on programs, televised galdiatorial candidate discussions, policies dictated by big business- are seeping into our political and media day to day more each year.
4 years ago
so who decides? you realize hiring more people to ensure abuse.of social programs isn't happening actually costs money too.....
4 years ago
I know Jen.... there really isn't a good answer to your question. It is a mindset in the United States of some to take from the government because you are owed something. There is too little of I am gonna go work my ass off to get what I want in life attitude.
4 years ago
the world isn't black and white dug, there is a lot of gray area...


Do you know how much money is actually spent yearly in the federal budget for social welfare programs?
4 years ago
... as opposed to building and buying military craft you will never ever ever ever need?
4 years ago
Way more than there should be Jen
4 years ago
well, who needs numbers when we've got dug :p
4 years ago
the cost of one sherman or abrams or whatever tanks you guys keep on building is enough to keep an entire inner city block, fed clothed and educated for a lifetime.
4 years ago
But something has to change and change really fucking soon or there will be no USA as we know it. The US does alot of good things along with some bad I admit, but this debt we have is unsustainable. http://www.usdebtclock.org/
4 years ago
but who wants all those negroes to actually have a shot at success... they just have to look at kanye or condoleeza, those miserable lazy monkeys... you're all the masters of your own destiny!
4 years ago
except you totally aren't.
4 years ago
It is a mindset here Seagull. I believe anyone who wants success bad enough here that isn't disabled can have it. They just have to work an go for it.
4 years ago
You can get your numbers here Jen
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
4 years ago
what about corporate welfare and government subsidies? any clue how those numbers add up Dug?
4 years ago
you see, and thats just not true dug. some people will never have the chances you had. i know, you had it bad and you had to toil, but you were given possibilities that some inner city or ghetto or rust belt kids will never have.
4 years ago
point in case: you're white.

4 years ago
Minorities and the poor get huge grants from government to go to college, but most don't go or drop out anyhow.
4 years ago
again, that is just not true.

and i'm not even talking about college, just look at the state some inner-city public high schools are in, having to turn to corporations for financing and advertising pizza hut pepsi and such bullshit to adolescents in return.... that's brain-washing, exchanging education for instilling a consumerist mind-set.
4 years ago
This country made it back in the WW2 era with out all the government assistance / welfare / prescription drugs / etc. There has to be some significant cuts made or this system will collapse from its own weight
4 years ago
the state of your educational system is a bigger thread than eny "evil" country in the world, yet the US spend much more money on military than on education, how is that possible?

maybe because intelligent and informed citizens are a danger to the status quo?
4 years ago
again, simply not true. WWII was the biggest boost your economy ever saw...
4 years ago
But spending more does not make it better. I think the education system was better when I went to school than it is now at pennies on the dollar of what is spent today. Why is that ?
4 years ago
Throwing money at a problem rarely makes it go away
4 years ago
the tech, the patents and the talent you brought back from europe, the oil and weapons that were sold to both sides of the conflict, WWII was one of the best things to ever happen to the US.

thats why you guys are so eager on wars, but korea, vietnam iraq 1 and iraq 2 were not enough to convince you that theres a difference between conquering a first world nation with awesome tech and talent you can claim and waging war on a bunch of have-nothing peasants.
4 years ago
There has been a war on poverty in this country since the invention of welfare. Has it worked ? No, there are more and more people going towards gov. assistance every day. Sad truth is alot of it is generational. Their parent were on gov. assistance and now they are. That goes for the whites as well as everyone else.
4 years ago
yes dug, because they dont have any other perspectives, not because that's what they want.
4 years ago
* loslobos walks in, loslobos walks out *
4 years ago
Well something has to change or there won't be anything left for the next generations
4 years ago
Steven is talking about the same thing you are dug but he's talking about TREATING the wound rather than cleaning up the blood
4 years ago
I got that but throwing more money at the problem has fixed nothing so far. I don't see a solution that falls short of cutting money.
4 years ago
I get lots of STFU's from people.... Honestly who here thinks I am truly an evil hateful bastard ?
4 years ago
I don't think you're an evil hateful bastard, I think you're misinformed, shortsighted and honestly...... not that bright
4 years ago
You're on the internet. Educate yourself.
4 years ago
Well that is better than evil and hateful :)
4 years ago
The only evil thing in you is Puppynuts cock on a Friday night, but your reasoning is more tangled than spaghetti, and witnessing that can be quite irritating.
4 years ago
I'm not being hateful, you preach and whine about subjects you've avoiding researching yourself, you are angry with ideas you didn't come up with on your own, you repeat what the propaganda machine spouted out and forget to think for yourself
4 years ago
yeah, maybe it's not fox news, but you get your info and your beliefs from the wrong sources, dug.
i'm not saying fox is always wrong and msnbc is always right, but the trick is to try and see both sides of a story, and not just the one that is spoon-fed to you over and over. reality isd a very complex and frightening thing, so the people that are there to explain it to you will do everything to simplify, vilify, distort and lie however it fits their agenda, and that goes for the left and the right.

but the right is way more aggressive about it, because they have more to lose if things really DO change...
4 years ago
Things really have changed since Obama, but I don't see any upsides. The stockmarket is high but I believe it is about to crash. Unemployment is off the charts. Bad days are upon us
4 years ago
Thats Americas biggest problem. They've streamlined their politics and polarized it into two ultimatum extremes - which is pretty undemocratic, since you get no say in what their policies are since they just know you wont vote for the other extreme.
Over here we've got 8 parties, each having their own agenda and politic focus. Then their influence is decided by the votes they get - they have to actually compete and listen to what the people want, if they want influence.
4 years ago
Now that sound like something worthwhile Jones.... but no one gets elected over here unless there is a D or R after there names
4 years ago
yeah, and then the executive and legislative process is dictated by a little thing called "compromise", a highly democratic concept that went out the american window by the early 70's.

referring to jones post which is three up from here right about now cuz im slow as fuck
4 years ago
or not, 'twas just jaws spam....
4 years ago
Nah Seagull. True democracy is when the victor of the gladiatorial battle gets absolute power for 4 years.
4 years ago
I am a big fan of cutting money from budgets, I don't care if the cuts come from the military. I would love to see about a 10 percent cut off of all programs across the board. We are spend money we don't have. The youth of this country will have to suffer for the reckless spending we are making today.
4 years ago
suffer how? what do you think debt is? or even simpler: do you think there ever was or ever will be a time in which any country in the world will not have some form of monetary deficit?
4 years ago
it dawns on me that pol sci 101 is the least of our problems in this thread...
4 years ago
Liechtenstein
4 years ago
The government should run like a business, you don't spend more than you take in or you go out of business, not just go deeper in debt
4 years ago
humph, yeah, and maybe switzerland, luxembourg and some islands in the pacific, but i was talking about real countries, not international bank vaults that have their own flags.
4 years ago
Financial collapse is inevitable if something isn't done soon.
4 years ago
okay, and what is that collapse gonna look like?
4 years ago
http://thinkbynumbers.org/government-spending/corporate-welfare/corporate-welfare-statistics-vs-social-welfare-statistics/
4 years ago
Like stock market crash of early 1900's. Imagine all the wealth lost if stockmarket goes belly up just looking at the retirement programs.
4 years ago
dude, the new market crashed in the early 2000's, the housing market crashed in 2008, your governemnt was on shut-down not too long ago... how did any of that affect you? powerouttages, no water? no tv? no internet? people driving their cars less, buying less crap?? empty stores?? anything????

no, because that are just paranoia scenarios that are used as diversions from the real problems...
4 years ago
WHICH, I think we all know is just the fault of the poor people and their "mindsets"
4 years ago
i'll order pizza and beers now and ask em to write a dirty joke on the pizza carton... i'll keep you posted!
4 years ago
True nothing happened during recent crashes but I fear debt and inflation is going to cause a collapse like never seen in this country
4 years ago
and thats exactly what they want you to fear, but they keep it so abstract and vague, you cant even picture what this financial catastrophe might even look like....

it's the newsroom equivalent of the bogeyman, and you believe in it.
4 years ago
Do we agree the stock market collapse of the late 1920's really had a bad effect on the people of this country. I fear more of the same in the future
4 years ago
Corporations will be fine but the money will be robbed from the little man like myself.
4 years ago
how????? will there be poh-lice, or chih-nese, with guns, knocking at your do, taking your paycheck???
4 years ago
door*

but if they'd knock at your sweet-ass flat-top do', that would be awesome!!
4 years ago
A. B-52s need places to go.
B. Dug, stop while you are ahead.
C. This is dumb.
D. Heather is gay.
4 years ago
"hello, macfly, anybody home, hello? gimme that moneys, i'm your government"
4 years ago
E. I came to this thread from loslobos' triple anal dildo vid.....classy.
4 years ago
you're mucho's bonvivant, kjirk
4 years ago
I aim to please, bird.
4 years ago
Lets just hope everything works out for the best. I am done with this thread for now.
* DangerousDug out *
4 years ago
update: not only was there no dirty joke on my pizza carton, they even brought the wrong beer :(
4 years ago
I'm not sure where dug was ever ahead, and if by gay you mean happy, I AM!
4 years ago
except for the fact I have to go run errands in these hurricane force winds.
4 years ago
kjirk, have you bought yaks pro banner now?
4 years ago
Bird, no, but that is mine.

Heather, it's cold here too.
4 years ago
i can deal with cold, but I'm going to blow away :(
4 years ago
its cold windy snow here...and thats just my heart
4 years ago
poor dik
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/IcuAi6L.png
4 years ago
FOFF urks

* Steven_Seagull turns up heat *
4 years ago
i wish i was still in bed. damn responsibilities
4 years ago
79 degrees?!
You must be burning up Urkel!
4 years ago
Fahrenheit, metrinigger.
4 years ago
* Jones wooshes *
4 years ago
*sigh*

*face-palm*







NVM bro
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/UZxt6KO.jpg
4 years ago
Barf
4 years ago
the awkard cut at the end makes it seem like this is just a segment of some kinda show/ doc, i would really like to see the rest of it, i gotta feeling that shit is a proper mindfuck for every person with at least half a brain.
4 years ago
also, lol at making reagan, one of the biggest stooges to ever sit in the oval office, into some kinda educational figure.

"next up: carrot top on why evolution is a lie!"
4 years ago
if anyone feels like brain-puking tonite, here's the entire doc this clip is from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlJDnaZChaU
4 years ago

This video is not available in your country. :(
4 years ago
Oh the ironing
4 years ago
it's available in my country and I live in the US.
4 years ago
But do you live in redneckland?
4 years ago
yup he does
3 years ago
I love youuuu bunny cakes!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
<33333333333333333333333333
4 years ago
“Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love – for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment is it perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you from misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labours and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.”

― Max Ehrmann
4 years ago
this is water, this is water, this is water
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/CCZ5Jxa.jpg
4 years ago
Look at that delicious hanging









pepsi
4 years ago
So strange how Repubs worship Reagan so much. He was the worst president ever. Even armed the terrorists in Iran and put the Natl Debt into the trillions.
4 years ago
Your boy Obama has taken the national debt from just under 10 trillion to over 17 trillion so far. That is something to be proud of
4 years ago
dug. the numbers. they mean nothing. there's no creditor. it's all just an abstraction. the surplus of the clinton years was as unreal as the debt of the obama years, those are nothing but PR tools. scare tactics. but there's no reason to be scared buddy, none whatsoever.
4 years ago
Stock market took a dump today ... lost a small fortune. Was that not real either. I take the debt just as serious
4 years ago
yes, that was not real. randomly assigned numerical values were changed based on algorithms no single human understands anymore, but none of those numbers represented a real tangible valuable or article in the real world. you went gambling, you lost, but you would never pretend there's an inherent logic to the way a roullette ball bounces, so why do you think there's logic in the way a free, mostly unregulated, international and purely virtual market behaves?
4 years ago
True but if you have money in it like I do when your stock drops you lose money... real money down the crapper
4 years ago
I don't like to see myself lose 25 percent of what I make in a year in one day from my investments and retirement. Makes me nervous to say the least.
4 years ago
you call it savings cuz you save em, you don't call it "indian casino-ings". so why do you treat 'em as such?

and still, no, no money was lost, no real life value got somehow diminished, its just numbers in computer systems that changed to your disadvantage.... which begs the question, if you're so dependent on those numbers, why do you put them in a system you do not understand and have no control over?

because of greed.

you wanted your money to work for you, to somehow become more on its own. thats like sitting in front of a gold nugget and shouting "grow already".

not one cent of my money is put into that system, cuz the system is made specifically so that the people who put money in it dont understand it.

but one simple truth remains. its never the market, its never the stocks that are to blame. its always human greed.
4 years ago
I am not greedy in the slightest but I want to live comfortably and have something to leave my kids when I die. I don't put all my money in the market but with interest rates so horrible I don't put it in the bank either.
4 years ago
Thinking lately that more money in cash in my safe and less in the stock market might be the smartest thing I could do.
4 years ago
buy land. not houses, no developments, actual land, fertile soil is best. some gold. rare earths. maybe oil, but thats a gamble too atm. putting it in a safe is not good cuz of inflation, buy tangible, real-life stuff that won't lose its value and cant spoil. buy ideas. patents. but stop believing in unreal numbers games.
4 years ago
Obama would just steal his land from him and give it to the poor or something
4 years ago
That's why you defend the land. With machine guns.
4 years ago
Moonshine mines
4 years ago
Now there's a patent to invest money in
4 years ago
Here's a thought dug: instead of worrying so much about money, why don't you focus on passing down skills that are sustainably valuable, like accountability, empathy and critical thinking? Oh wait, my bad, you're a stupid bigot who disowned his own daughter for loving a black man. You already fucked over your children in all the ways that actually matter, so you try to compensate with material comforts. Until you realize that compassion is what sustains the human species, not survivalism, you'll always be afraid. No matter how much money or creature comforts you accumulate.
4 years ago
Glad you got that all straight Gottlos.... My daughter got in trouble with a white guy.... wait does that still make me a bigot. Get your shit together before you start throwing it.
4 years ago
THATS the thing you took out of that paragraph? :(
4 years ago
I would love to show you all my sons Salutatorian speech for his graduation, but it wouldn't change any minds here.
4 years ago
Not gonna argue anymore about this shit.... not gonna change anyones mind anyhow so it is pointless and I am bored with it. Plus I could really care less what Gottlos thinks
4 years ago
he IS pretty right though...
4 years ago
No not really. I have never been closer to my daughter than I am right now and she has her life straightened around.
4 years ago
forget about the daughter part and read everything else.
4 years ago
I did... Like I said you people don't know me like you think you do.
4 years ago
Someone didn't read my comment above.

You know, the thing about heathers gayness.
4 years ago
i got liked like 70 times on this sub, you guys are awesballs!

and so am i, apparently.

* Steven_Seagull waits for willk to do the actual counting. *
4 years ago
my e-peen is so hard right now.
4 years ago
72 times!!

* Steven_Seagull e-cums.... hard *
4 years ago
now i know how sexlord 66 must feel...
4 years ago
I got 3 likes .... yea me
4 years ago
here's one.
4 years ago
* DangerousDug feels the love *
4 years ago
i just wanna say that apart from like one or two OT attacks that were uncalled for, all of those likes were for me sensibly trying to explain my POV and changing your perspective in some smal way, and all that without any trace of "verbosity"
4 years ago
You did well.... You didn't change my mind but you made me think and my view of you has changed for the better.
4 years ago
its not my job to change your mind, you have to do that yourself, but if you did take some things away from this to mull over and maybe start trying to see both sides of a story once in a while, then i did good and all this wasnt for nothing.
4 years ago
We live in a flawed system. It is a no win situation both parties have there own best interests at heart. Not those of the people.
4 years ago
thats actually true, but that makes it your job to find that middle ground yourself, claim it and defend it, not adhere blindly to either side...
4 years ago
You are both wrong, this country needs to do away with the left and the right and return to a Constitutional Republic from the glory days of the USA. We can start by ending the Federal Reserve.
4 years ago
Good luck with all that.... It is not about what the people want or what is good for them.
4 years ago
That is why I said "start"
4 years ago
people need predict who socialism is supposed to benefit, then really investigate who is really benefitting.
4 years ago
what the world needs is lots more Benevolent Dictatorships
4 years ago
...and a Five Guys with a drive-thru
4 years ago
otherwise known as patriarchy
4 years ago
with cajun fries, yes
4 years ago
Virtue and social contract, noobs
4 years ago
when i was in london last summer i went to five guys....

those cajun fries are pretty good, the burgers are average.
4 years ago
they have five guys in london??
4 years ago
yupyup
4 years ago
its only been open like 2 weeks when i was there at the end of auguist.
4 years ago
five guys is the place you want to take people allergic to peanuts
4 years ago
i hate charles m. schulz!!!!
4 years ago
^ha ha a joke
4 years ago
dammit bird
4 years ago
even uncle adolph cracked wise from time to time
4 years ago
but the peanuts did come in handy cuz the wait on the burgers was like 10 minutes... people were lining up inh front of the 5 guys like it was a '95 planet hollywood......... or happy hour at willks mums house
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU
4 years ago
Ich bin ein Berliner--JFK
4 years ago
like presidents or their opinions or speeches matter
4 years ago
Hitler gave great speeches.
4 years ago
not really, he was borderline incomprehensible, overly verbose, tried tosound smarter than he was and always assumed the worst about the intelligence of his audiences................

now who does that remind me of?
4 years ago
so did jim jones and jim carter and jim bob
4 years ago
whos jim bob?
4 years ago
bill o'reilly?
4 years ago
doh- i meant joe-bob
4 years ago
But the emotion he put into them was infectious to those who listened. I didn't say I agreed with him but his speeches and his belief in what he thought was right is what made people follow him.
4 years ago
Same with Jim jones.
4 years ago
jim jones is actually really fascinating.

i watched numerous docs about jonestown in the last couple weeks, heavy stuff!
4 years ago
I think i saw the same documentary on the history channel or something out here. Pure craziness. Was it half actor portrayal and half real? That's the one I saw.
4 years ago
this happened when i was in high-school...all i remember about it is that it made for a lot of great high-school-type jokes
4 years ago
Don't drink the kool aid
4 years ago
nah, mine was all archive footage and testimonials and voice-overs, no re-eanactments whatsoever, then another one that was really dry, and then i listened to the complete massacre tapes....

and then ive had enough jonestown for one lifetime.
4 years ago
worse than hitler, yup.
4 years ago
where did you even get that from you moron? we were talking about charismatic speakers.

once again your uncalled for input serves no purpose apart from refuting a point that wasnt made so you can seem to seem intelligent
4 years ago
i'd put manson and gandhi on the short list also
4 years ago
manson is one charismatic fuck, thats fer sure.
4 years ago
let's see here...little stevie tried to be what passes in his mind for clever by likening me to hitler up in that first reply; then, when i notice it and mention it, he again totally fails and flails about verbally showing a distinct lack of knowledge.

keep in mind that pathetic punk just commanded (as if he could command a commode) someone the other day to lurk more, yet he doesn't even get the worse than hitler reference...it's not like it's hard to type "worse than hitler" into that little search box or anything.

good thing i noticed that foojuice character right now and came to check out his 2 comments or i might never have seen and corrected yet another error.
3 years ago
mummy never told you she loved you? thats so sad....
3 years ago
*hawt
3 years ago
can YOU spot the logical fallacy stevie is using in this exchange?

if you aren't familiar with the list by now, then don't even bother thinking about this, just head on back to the pretty pictures, both moving and static.
3 years ago
rambling to an imaginary audience,

like a manic street preacher.....
3 years ago
you should read that mit article i linked the other day, kid.

it actually answers that point you just made right there.

incidentally, since you're clearly just a bobby, you should probably avoid claiming to be a subgenius in the future...
3 years ago
oh, so its about delusions of grandeur in middle-aged life-failures?
3 years ago
if you knew how to read then you wouldn't need to ask, would you, junior?
3 years ago
wow, zing! obviously its my lack of literacy thats is to blame, and not your lack of interestingness.

good one.
3 years ago
yes, i must have authored that paper.
3 years ago
is consistently showing how often wrong have a deleterious effect on you, kid?

there's still clowning and other such irrelevancies...perhaps you should stick to that and leave the critical thought to those few equipped for it.
3 years ago
oops, that should have been, "is consistently showing how often you're wrong have a deleterious effect etc..."
3 years ago
that's a bad sign when i start slacking on proof reading my replies to a particular user...it means you're getting classified as "barely worth the bother"
3 years ago
better known as "butt hurt rage"
3 years ago
wow, i even got the verb tense wrong...not a good sign.

see, here's a good example....clawed has been barely worth the bother all this time, from the first notice i took of him (way back when he was new and whining like a little bitch about me) up until now...not even worth the bother. it's obvious he's just doing it to suck up anyway, but what do i care?
3 years ago
Let's see that citation
3 years ago
can't remember your own comments?

not surprising, they're usually pretty forgettable.

i particularly enjoyed noticing, years later, how you used to slink around and make the last comment on submissions about to roll off the site to build up your comment count.

the citation is 27066
3 years ago
You mean when everyone threw out two or three comments right after the release of posts...then repeated that process the next day? Back when nobody cared about comment comment counts? Back when you set up an account...lurked for years, then returned to revise history? THAT citation...?
3 years ago
Lurking don't count for shit, new guy...I subbed long before you did.
3 years ago
your diatribe is so wrong, kid.

too bad you're not worth correcting, though.

if anything, i encourage you to persuade other weak minded individuals such as yourself to follow that train of thought.
3 years ago
it must kill you that my account is older than yours, right?
3 years ago
Let me correct you, fuckwit, since you are so keen on the "facts":

tr_Iplaywithdicks first post: 04/27/2007
CatBallZ first post: 03/13/2007

I won't even bother with the 2 years you took off and were a complete zero here. Now you are less than zero, but i digress...
3 years ago
That kills you, right? See how pointless that is?
3 years ago
Also, fuck off for making me type that twice due to an errant 'backspace'.
3 years ago
fuck you yak
3 years ago
* possum happies *
3 years ago
snap.
3 years ago
this is when he ignores the fact he's been owned, and comes back in 5 hours to reply when everyone is asleep.
3 years ago
* possum snorts Vivarin *
3 years ago
* JamesTKirk giggles at the old Vivarin reference *
3 years ago
just dont
3 years ago
*we've secretly switched Midol with possum's Vivarin. Let's watch*
3 years ago
Hey! You fuck!
3 years ago
**out**
3 years ago
* possum researches logical fallacies in cat's midol statement now *
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz looks for stuff in the sandbox *
3 years ago
*scritch.....scratch...scu-ratch scu-ratch-scuratch
3 years ago
Hey! a Vivarin! ....I'll just put that back in the bottle.
3 years ago
specks of poop are highly over-rated
3 years ago
shhh.
* ClaudeBallz assumes quarterback position *
3 years ago
that's cute how you have your little buddies jumping in to help you, kid. too bad the deception is fairly obvious.

as to the actual stats, your sign up date (which is what people used to argue over) is february 26th, 2007. mine is december 15, 2006. your first comment was right away, on a post from february 14, 2007, whereas mine showed some restraint, waiting until a post from january 7, 2007 (what with not reading the comments prior to being invited by the site to make an account).

it's even funnier that my account is also older than your number cruncher's, too, but that's old news.
3 years ago
heath-tradamus, right on the fucking spot....
3 years ago
Past behavior is a pretty good indicator of future behavior
3 years ago
As predicted.
3 years ago
I bet when tr puts his head down next to that thing he calls a "girlfriend" he takes great pride in telling "it", "yep, I got that old Kirk on the account age thing again. What's that? No, I made zero money. Come on, but that Kirk guy...I sure got him". Meanwhile....
3 years ago
you think they still together?

that poor poor thing...
3 years ago
Oh? I dunno. Nor do I much care.
3 years ago
so, just to review, the theory here is that i'm constantly online, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and when i don't respond, it's because i'm cowering in fear, waiting to respond until "everyone is asleep" even though we know, from personal experience, that there is no longer a 2 day time cap on these conversations (although you were busy not being a user of this site when that was happening, bb)

that's the theory, right, sweetmeat?

do you ever stop to consider how ridiculous some of these notions might sound to someone new that has no prejudiced opinions? no, you probably don't since that would require critical thought and logical thinking, which is sorely lacking around these parts.
do you ever stop to imagine how ridicu
3 years ago
incidentally, new guy, much like yourself, i make money simply with the passage of time...but that's old news.
3 years ago
Do you ever stop to consider how ridiculous all of your account age notions sound to everyone? No, clearly you don't since that would require thought and logical thinking, which you sorely lack.
3 years ago
It is "ridicu"
3 years ago
I'd actually work my goods on your mum and give you a little bastard brother.
3 years ago
yes, jimmy, they are "my" notions.

never before, in the history of this site, did users argue about whose account was older. also, in the event that they did dispute account age, they would have (hypothetically, of course, since you are implying with your derision that it never happened) not been concerned with the sign up date, but rather with the first submission of content.

oh, wait, that's all a crock of shit...users have previously argued about whose account was older based on sign up date and not first submission.
3 years ago
You fucking retard. Since you cannot seem to let go the stupidest thing here and constantly whine about it. You are oblivious to the fact that I responded to your denial that Claude posted before you. Its right up there, intended or not, black and white. I just cajooled you into continuing your stupid and ridiculous crusade about fucking sign up dates. Don't you get that? Fuck. Now I'm tired of hearing about it when it used to just make me laugh.

YOU, yes, YOU are the only dumbfuck here that ever brings up sign-up dates. EVER. Noobs are just noobs. Get over it.

If I see you bring up account sign-ups again as any reference to your "superiority" here, I'm going to just start deleting your comments. I know I won't get them all, but I don't care. You are a negative zero here, just like everyone else, myself included.

Also, don't imply anything from what I write here, you fucking idiot. I never said anything didn't happen, you yeasty-cunt.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
You really can't shut the fuck up, can you?

I already deleted what you wrote above, but can't see it from my iPad.

1. Try convincing me of data from this decade.
2. Calling me newguy is an example of said "superiority" and all further references to that will be deleted. Not because I care, but because you are now being singled out.
3. Seacrest, out!
3 years ago
Oops, there's deadbabies....
3 years ago
Haha it leaves your URL link...ah well, this decade would be nicer, but whatever.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
best get a big spoon if you wanna digest this bullshit people! BE AFRAID!!! SHARING WILL ULTIMATELY DESTROY US ALL!!! lol
4 years ago
eff off punky.
4 years ago
bitches be crazy :D
4 years ago
Dug sucks.
3 years ago
yeah...he's not even on steam....
3 years ago
That was random Barret.
3 years ago
Tourettes
3 years ago
recover password
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