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by Jenbirdy

submitted January 23rd 2014

296 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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I love you jenbirdy
4 years ago
don't worry......i won't tell you that 20 times or call you a whore like dik does
4 years ago
update: i'm drinkin.......no promises
4 years ago
I love me some jenbirdy
4 years ago
that sounds weird, does it not?
4 years ago
no pedo
4 years ago
Hey freshie get this one
4 years ago
Then you'll really be somebody
4 years ago
you fat asshole
4 years ago
I'm just sayin I love jenbirdy.........I never really payed attention to her before, but no she's talking (don't worry about me jenbirdy--i'm dying)
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjA7Rc21fmI
4 years ago
you missed a couple fat asshole
4 years ago
baby.......baby........baby.............
hahahahahahahahaha
4 years ago
I actually am dying.......slowly but surely.....freshie's an asshole, yak is an asshole, dik is a washed-up human being......I'd like to toast to the forever noobs
and the scandinavians
4 years ago
fuck jones.......he isn't even a real scandinavian anyway
4 years ago
but yeah i'm die sooner than later
4 years ago
big ups god
4 years ago
not soon enough
4 years ago
i miss my fat asshole link
4 years ago
i think i should make another......
4 years ago
if there is a heaven i'ma rat on you bitch
4 years ago
there isn't
4 years ago
religion is for the weak
4 years ago
#yolo
4 years ago
When did I say shit about religion?
4 years ago
You're a fat asshole
4 years ago
I know for a fact there's an afterlife
I'ma put in a bad word for you fattie
4 years ago
there is no afterlife
4 years ago
there most certainly is
which part of it you want to be in is the question
4 years ago
excuse me, i gotta piss and get some beer
i'm dying after all
4 years ago
you die
your consciousness ceases to exist in any form
4 years ago
you're sort of a self-absorbed cunt if you think otherwise
4 years ago
i don't believe in heaven or hell, but i know for a fact there is an afterlife......and it all weighs on your thinking
so keep being a fat asshole
4 years ago
i'll keep being jaded
4 years ago
so i'm going to the theoretical hell......
4 years ago
* xzekiel drinks *
4 years ago
It's quite plain and simple.......Ima die with the choices i made.......i didn't kill anyone or none of that shit but i'm not happy with myself
4 years ago
it's the egotistical ones that are in for a big surprise
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbSkybMuqs
4 years ago
What a whiney faggot
4 years ago
I'll remember that fries
4 years ago
i don't want anything from you faggots cept to be left alone
4 years ago
i am actually dying.......
4 years ago
i'll give big ups to a few
4 years ago
also i don't really want that shit on muchopedia.........that was my meltdown.......i don't want it there
4 years ago
Just remember this zeke ... It's like going to sleep
4 years ago
dude i ain't afraid of death......i'm afraid of the legacy i leave behid......and i've done nothing
4 years ago
(this is why i wanted my shit deleted)
4 years ago
yet deja and freshie were being cunts
4 years ago
to be fair i don't think deja was on when you were flipping out. i believe that was loslobos.
4 years ago
yak: promise me when i die i will be forgotten
4 years ago
i could be wrong though since i was absent the last 4 or 5 days from MP
4 years ago
your name will only be spoken in a negative context
4 years ago
i spammed loslobos and yak and deja got back to me and told me it was some fat asshole
4 years ago
i'm not naiive
4 years ago
must've been a tr proxy then since he was melting down for about a week straight on there
4 years ago
hence the stfu.......
dude you're a fat asshole and no one wants to listen to you
i may be a whiney drunkard but come on now......no one wants to listen to the shit you say
4 years ago
keep clicking buttons you fat asshole
4 years ago
I love you too Zeke.
4 years ago
jesus christ
4 years ago
i may be an attention whore
but i am actually dying
not to say i can't turn it around
4 years ago
I don't need this shit here
4 years ago
fucking.die.already
4 years ago
^this
4 years ago
i'ma battle
4 years ago
as much as i think i don't deserve it, as much as i think i deserve to die, im'a fight death

the grim reaper can lick my nutsack........no wait
4 years ago
of course you'd "fight death" just to spite us all you selfish amoeba-shaped bastard
4 years ago
that's a new one....... +1 for creativity
4 years ago
i'm pretty sure someone already pointed out that you're shaped like an amoeba
4 years ago
i'm pretty sure you're a fat asshole
4 years ago
also: yes
4 years ago
i don't care about much, but some
whether they give a shit about me or not
4 years ago
jesus punky give me a song
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb1WJltGnJw
4 years ago
keep overcompensating you fat asshole
4 years ago
I'm too far gone
4 years ago
i don't see how everyone thinks that life is the bees knees


if you have something to live for like kids i guess


i don't care much
4 years ago
i have not motivation to live
4 years ago
nobody cares
4 years ago
oh god damn it's this fat asshole again and no kind words
i wanted jenbirdy or loslobos cuz i am subject to that
4 years ago
i wanted posititve words
4 years ago
i got a crush on loslobos..........jenbirdy iis just awesome
also, i'm dying......practically all of my organs are failing
soooooo.........fuck you all
4 years ago
here's some positive words:

the only good thing you can do is to exit this life sooner rather than later
4 years ago
"only good thing" - see, positive.
4 years ago
this coming from a fat asshole..........
who's just a bitch boy on a construction site....
4 years ago
i have nothing left to lose
4 years ago
keep clicking those buttons fatty
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9aUzL733g
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtUVxKSHaJw
4 years ago
i really did like y'all at one time or another
4 years ago
i apologize to snap and heather.........and any other fake ass niglet i may have pissed off
4 years ago
So this really is it then zeke
4 years ago
fries you're good in my book
4 years ago
Sup Zeke, what are you doing?
4 years ago
i don't think you want that answer
4 years ago
i'm cleansing myself with the shit that's gonna kill me
4 years ago
I read the threads
4 years ago
and it is........killing me........
4 years ago
Sounds like it's time for going to a hospital or get some help, don't you think?
4 years ago
yeah i'm not sportin so good
4 years ago
i'm in murika!
4 years ago
that shit doesn't happen
4 years ago
what the fuck is happening here?

zeke, what are you doing buddy?
4 years ago
Ya know, emergencies are open for anyone and it's time to go
4 years ago
Just do it man
4 years ago
nothing dude, move on
4 years ago
but i don't have an emergency..........
what am i gonna do......drive there?
4 years ago
You have a phone right? Call someone or call an ambulance. It's not impossible for you to do, you're the only one refusing yourself to get help
4 years ago
i don't think you understand the american system
i get what you're saying.......telling me to go to rehab
it just costs thousands of dollars here
4 years ago
so..........no go
4 years ago
You rather die than get a large bill? Dude...c'mon that's not a valid argument
4 years ago
You know that
4 years ago
i had to shell out a k for an ambulance ride
no fucking thank you
4 years ago
i know i need to change
but i question why
i'm not self-absorbed
so i see no reason to
4 years ago
It's still not a cause to not get help. It's just excuses cause you don't really wanna stop drinking and you really don't want people around to know that you have a problem you can't fix yourself.
If there ever will be a voice of reason you should listen to what I'm telling you and basically follow my advice and do it
4 years ago
give me 4 good reasons why
4 years ago
You're self absorbed enough to tell us you rather die here and now than get help... Why would you do that
4 years ago
cuz you're ruled out
4 years ago
can somebody clue me in?

is zeke in soem real danger or just his usual drunk and depressed self?
4 years ago
The future
Possibilities
Shits n giggles
Summertime and good music
4 years ago
because he's an attention whore to the extreme, LL.
4 years ago
It's real Steven
4 years ago
His drinking is real we all know that
4 years ago
usual drunk AW self
4 years ago
Don't stop drinking cause of me dude or anyone else but yourself
4 years ago
he'll blackout soon enough and then apologize for the spamming when he wakes up

then he'll start drinking heavily again and start spamming again telling everyone to fuck off
4 years ago
seagll: i don't know how to answer that
4 years ago
Crying wolf once to many times will close one door after another. He doesn't get that part
4 years ago
keep talking to that fat asshole.......
4 years ago
Sober up. It's the only advice left for you.
Or be prepared that no one will give a fuck if you die or not. Get it?
4 years ago
I get it.
4 years ago
so it's just alky remorse, not accute liver failure or soemthing?


then i have no pity for you buddy, i've been where you are, i did my rehab, i came out better and stronger, more optimistic and way healthier.... and all it took was some balls. so either grow a pair and change, or grow a pair and kill yourself, either way stop being a pussy faggot self pitying cheap bastard....
4 years ago
Also, fuck you
4 years ago
I don't deserve that
4 years ago
You know I have point bugging you to get help
4 years ago
large caliber, zeke

go with a large caliber.
4 years ago
No Seagull it's me being drunk and the fact i like some of you and i'm basically dying and trying to tell you kids that. There are people here that have made my life......and I can recover from this shit.......but i'm just drinking right now. I love a lot of you, but it's unrequited.
4 years ago
You tell us you're dying but you won't accept help. How is that not selfish of you?
4 years ago
Really. I mean how dare you load your baggage on all of us and then say it's unrequited??
4 years ago
how is that your business?
4 years ago
You're telling us here now!
4 years ago
you already bounced on one dude
4 years ago
You make it everyone's business then tell people to fuck off
4 years ago
holy mother of fuck he's just an attention whore, people. he's not going to get help, he's just going to repeat the cycle, don't bother trying to "help" him because he'll just snap at you and then babble about some emo shit.
4 years ago
like he's done for 5 years.....................
4 years ago
shut up fatty
4 years ago
bro, you know you're my bro, but i have no pity left for addicts that are unwilling to change, i've been there myself and i've seen it too many times.

'waiter, theres shit on my plate'

'well, sir, just stop eating it'


you don't like the taste, stop eating the shit, but as long as you keep on stuffing your mouth with feces you have no right to complain about your bad breath.



that was a veeeeeeeery german simile.
4 years ago
It's useless telling someone that they should get help or even attempt to provide it when all that person really want to do is keep being an addict and involve everyone in their misery
It's selfish and typical addict behavior.
"Pity me, see me, hear me, but never tell me what to do"
One way friendship on the addicts terms and the protocol for such situations for those around him/here is turn your back - we can't fix this for you
4 years ago
..and I can recover from this shit.......but i'm just drinking right now. I love a lot of you, but it's unrequited.
4 years ago
Yea you do that then
4 years ago
shut up i'm reading
4 years ago
three fucking hours holy shit you fucking zilch
4 years ago
i wish bono was here. zeke would have ended it all an hour ago.
4 years ago
truth be told i've never had someone give a shit
4 years ago
bonojuice
bonojuice
bonojuice
4 years ago
Ok cool. I'm gonna get some dinner, do arts n crafts and enjoy my night without feeling like I should care about what's going on here
4 years ago
it's hard to care here
4 years ago
also, you're not gonna do arts n crafts
4 years ago
do arts and crafts??

* Steven_Seagull pictures lobo building an intricate Bosch like orgy piece out of maccaroni and glitter *
4 years ago
and seagull: the one person i'd listen to is defiant
4 years ago
i know i gotta do it for myself blah blah blah
4 years ago
and who's that?

oh and hint: the only voice that matters is your own, you should listen to your own cries of help sometime, instead of drowning them out with torrential alcohol floods
4 years ago
it's hard to care
4 years ago
should i link it?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBJoZKe_lLw
4 years ago
no, turn off the emo music, put down the keyboard, stop drinking for the night, call up a friend and ask for help.
4 years ago
i need another beer
4 years ago
"call up a friend and ask for help"
only friends i have i would not do that to them
cuz they're not actually friends
4 years ago
zeke.

what would your mum say if she saw you like this?
4 years ago
that's why i'm talking to you seagull!
4 years ago
don't talk about my mother
4 years ago
my guess is she's overbearing as fuck and partially responsible for him turning out like this
4 years ago
i'm not. i just conjured her up so her image woudl haunt you and maybe trigger something..... seems like it worked.
4 years ago
she's an alcoholic too, she insists that she remains "in control"
my father drinks four tall gin and tonics a night
my mother drinks vodka and coke
it was this way all my life
now shut the fuck up about my parents
4 years ago
so, how about breaking the cycle, buddy?
4 years ago
zeke's dad is probably the "don't be such a pissy eyed little faggot" type and we all know how emotional and sensitive zeke is so that probably didn't help any growing up
4 years ago
dude, my heart is fucked, my liver is fucked, my lungs are fucked
i know this
i just have no motivation
4 years ago
and yes, my father would probably "be like"
"stop being such a pissey eyed little faggot"
4 years ago
stop using quotes freshie......they're not your forte
4 years ago
zeke, take a look around you, look out the window, just for a minute.

that is you. that is life. you are life. you feel isolated and alone and misunderstood cuz you forgot about that. there's smiles and laughter, dancing and fucking, there's music and kindness. all that shit has been around for 100.000 years just so that you could arrive and revel in it.... and you hide from it like a pussy.

you chose o be miserable, now choose to be happy.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFLdIGNUKuw
4 years ago
you're right seagull
i need a treehouse
4 years ago
i have nothing except hope
4 years ago
and disease......but well
4 years ago
i'ma take a piss and get some butts
4 years ago
you need a good therapist, some carefully dosed antidepressants and something you can commit to... even it's just building a kickass tree house. you need to put in some work. happiness is not a state, its a continuous act.
4 years ago
<3 you too zeke.


I think most muchoers can understand depression, suicidal thoughts, addiction... I do anyway..... but there's really nothing I can say to convince you life is worth living, things will get better, silver lining, blah blah blah....



but I will say, all those moments years ago I wanted to die, when I filled myself with drugs to escape life, when I pushed myself to the edge hoping to fall over blameless..... Today I am glad I didn't, I'm lucky I didn't get what I dreamed of then, life became precious and and fulfilling in spite of myself.


4 years ago
i don't have money for that shit. it's easy in germany.
(sorry jb i haven't read your shit yet)
i'm not doing that. as much as i want to kill myself, i'm not going out like that.
4 years ago
i'm pretty damn fucking sure there's numerous self-help groups, charities or even fucking churches that could help you find a way out without chargung you a dime for it. and as long as you have money to get drunk and buy shit and cigarettes with you dont have an argument anyways
4 years ago
shut up seagull
you're awesome jb
just, rawly?
how do you saw rawly?
entirely great
4 years ago
seagull - that's aa
4 years ago
tbh i never liked jb cuz i thought she was just some attention whore.......recently i started listening to her
4 years ago
i'ma watch this show about treehouses
4 years ago
@Zeke "The GoldRoom"(my band) is going to redo this song for you, Zekey. I'll have to have a meeting with the guys, and we will all have to all agree on it...but it on the table for discussion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9aUzL733g
4 years ago
i gotta find my butts
4 years ago
i couldn't have smoked a whole fucking pack......
4 years ago
*it's
4 years ago
ya, so? AA can work, church groups can work, fuckit, urning amish or mormon or scientologist might work, i'm pretty sure every system ever devised coukd help you somehow, but it all begins with you admitting, stopping, opening and then restarting, in short doing.

as long as you don't do, nothing can or will change.

we all are the sum of our actions, not of our words.

if you really want to get better, start acting. i will help you as best asi can, with words, research, talks, wtfever, drop me a mail.
but as long as you're all words and selfpity, i will refuse to listen any longer.
4 years ago
eh, I'm kinda an attention whore.... can't really argue that..... and it's not like I'm saying anything that's really enlightening....




even though I'd like to..... you know, for the attention...
4 years ago
punky: you may think i'm a faggy piece of shit
it was always about the lyrics for me
4 years ago
jb: i love you
seagull: i'm reading
4 years ago
WTF... I bought some new all natural antiperspirant, and it's making my armpits smell like wet dirty hippy.:(
4 years ago
what i took from that was i should go amish....
4 years ago
so its a dikodorant jb?
4 years ago
natural deodarant tends to do that
4 years ago
i'm sorry seagull i'll commit to reading it this time
it just bores me
4 years ago
no, zeke, you should just GO, the what and where is not that important at this point, just start acting. its your own fucking movie, we're all just supporting cast, but right now, you're just a viewerr...
4 years ago
once you finally start acting, every consecutive action will get easier and easier. longest journey, single step blah blah blah...

i'm done here. if you want my help, you got my e-mail...
4 years ago
well i don't have your email
but i get what you're saying
my itunes isn't playing
and my fingers are cold
but iget what you're saying
even if it's some faggy hippy shit
my stomach's raging
4 years ago
you get the toolman newsletter, i get the toolman newsletter, so you have my mail.

also: steven_seagull@muchosucko.com, duh!
4 years ago
okay, looks like that old hotmail adress of yours is kinda gone.... ah well, muchomail fgt
4 years ago
i think the only person here that i actually want to talk to doesn't want to talk to me

but yeah i got it
4 years ago
miniver321@live.com
4 years ago
oh right, it's live.com now. way to rebrand a turd into a turd with a different name, microsoft!

and whoever it is you actually wanna talk to, "lookitme, i'm drunk and depressed, wanna cam so i can show you my wallowing" sure as hell aint gonna work with her.....

* Steven_Seagull flies away to look at fun stuff for a change *
4 years ago
my itunes is shot
i gotta go to youtube
and as far as who i wanted to talk to
i was gonna be more serious
4 years ago
I would advise both seagull and zeke not to visit muchosucko. Not exactly the best place to nurse depression....
4 years ago
i'd suggest you fuck right off
4 years ago
act like a man for once in your loathsome life
4 years ago
i'm seeing double right now so it's a bad time to talk to me
4 years ago
i'm totally walking sumshine wooz! its the weekend, i got some beers and a fridge full of food, just got a new haircut at a discount cuz the moron cut me in the neck and am looking forward to a nightof drinking and videogames.... its the life!
4 years ago
i got my itunes working......
4 years ago
and seagull, i thank you for your wisdom
4 years ago
i only listen to females though.....
4 years ago
you listen to no one.

but thats okay, just keep on spinning that cycle.

either you will break it, or it will break you...
4 years ago
i got no one and i gotta drastically change if i wanna live.......cuz, i'm like dying and shit......it's not irreversible (<good movie)
i need to turn my life around to save it......i know this
4 years ago
I've got nothing but time, at the hospital waiting on a birth to happen..... probably going to be a while
4 years ago
you having a kid?
4 years ago
congrats bud
4 years ago
oh.....that was jenbirdy........give me time to focus
4 years ago
zekiepuff, we're all dying...

one day at a time.

just like we're all time-travelling.
4 years ago
jenbirdy it's kinda all about me here
4 years ago
give me time to breathe
4 years ago
haha, no, it's a client birthing session
4 years ago
hee hee hoo hoo
hee hee hoo hoo
i'lll coach you through it jenbirdy
hee hee
you want an orgasmic water birth?
cuz i'll take one for the team
4 years ago
i'm flexible
4 years ago
has she explored the option of orgasmic birth?
4 years ago
i just learned about this on workaholics
4 years ago
and it sounds amazing
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/k5YqX7z.jpg
4 years ago
......................................................
4 years ago
holy shit it's noon?
4 years ago
why isn't my itunes working?
4 years ago
hairy smerf makes every thread better!
4 years ago
inb4 cuz you ruined it with faggy music
4 years ago
cuz it's a shitty apple product, you fucking hipster
4 years ago
oh i had the volume turned down on the app
4 years ago
i feel like a douchebag saying "the app"
4 years ago
why not just say "program" ? cuz thats all an app is... its fag code for program.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWrPIju1Lgs
4 years ago
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to yak and deja (deja) and everyone else I offended, threatened or annoyed the last time I drank a fifth. This time I made sure to get more than a fifth so I won't stay conscious when I'm that fucked up.
4 years ago
fuck off possum......and yeah, i'm not THAT drunk
4 years ago
I'd like to take this opportunity to kkick naked possum in the jewels
4 years ago
i haz teh bacon breath...
4 years ago
i can't believd it's noon
4 years ago
* possum limps sideways off to work now *
4 years ago
LOL SO RANDOMZ
4 years ago
dude......seagull.......why didn't you tell me it was nein?
4 years ago
its a quarter to six in ther evening for me.... time for my first beer of the weekend!

you east coast, huh?
4 years ago
everyone hates me for this, but whatever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcNC4oXj1_A
4 years ago
and seagull i'm not gonna off myself, i'm just quite sure i'm killing myself and am not gonna stop
4 years ago
i've rolled with a lot of peopele and lost a lot
i don't put too much stalk in it anymore
4 years ago
my mum's at the drinking and smoking game for over 30 yrs now, she's a wreck and she's miserable, but her body is most likely go for another 30...... does not look like fun. at all. maybe reconsider. you may feel like a wreck right now, but you'll be amazed how much wreck-ier you'll be able to get.

maybe reconsider?
4 years ago
oh, and cabin by the sea is atrocious, link some sugar ray next....
4 years ago
how is this atrocious


;let me know if your mum need a good boning
4 years ago
oh, i'm pretty sure she does....
4 years ago
it's noon dude
4 years ago
u''ma sleep
4 years ago
Only assholes die Zeke, don't be an asshole.
4 years ago
oh the fucking whining!!!!!!
zeke isnt dying he does this all the time ..he thinks people will feel sorry for him..ive seen him do this over and over
4 years ago
Dik, let's catch a ride to Maine. Party with zeek, bro.
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
Don't "no" me, you fuck!
4 years ago
get zeke to pay for the tickets
4 years ago
I remember none of this :/
4 years ago
would you like to take this opportunity to apologize to yak and deja (deja) and everyone else you offended, threatened or annoyed the last time you drank a fifth. This time you made sure to get more than a fifth so you won't stay conscious when you're that fucked up.
4 years ago
Somehow I miraculously stayed conscious anyway....
4 years ago
It seemed like a good plan :/
4 years ago
hmm
4 years ago
poor zeke, poor poor poor zeke.....

but more importantly

WTF IS GOING ON IN THAT PIC?????
4 years ago
whatever......i read your part
about how happiness is a continuous act
i liiked that part
fuck off with the rest
4 years ago
cyclops unicorn blood harvesting?
4 years ago
but dat nosebone, wtf jb? where's its skull?
4 years ago
I'm not 100% on mutant unicorn muzzle anatomy....maybe that's normal.....
4 years ago
nothing about this pic is even remotely normal...
4 years ago
i see claude
4 years ago
i see my light come shining from the west unto the east
4 years ago
I see London, I see France..
4 years ago
i see your pretty face, smashed against the bathroom floor
4 years ago
I see your mouth through the glory hole
4 years ago
not how this game works...
4 years ago
Say AHHHH
4 years ago
I think "she" just admitted to having a dick...
4 years ago
I think you just proved to be a faggot
4 years ago
Ur rude
4 years ago
Awww Flukeycorn
4 years ago
Who nose
4 years ago
recover password
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