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MEGA BLISTER

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by Jenbirdy

submitted January 22nd 2014

417 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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hand yolk
4 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmm
its popcorn time with melty butter
4 years ago
Ugh, overdone....
4 years ago
I'd like to drain the blister and fill it back up again with iodine.
4 years ago
I'd like to see you drown in a vat of iodine.
4 years ago
thats one furious jacker offer
4 years ago
He has his own lubricant now.
4 years ago
Evolution is amazing.
4 years ago
only God could have created a blister so glorious
4 years ago
ohw, HAI GUISE! :)
4 years ago
Hey! I had you marked down for a dirt nap.
4 years ago
ah hell naw my niggah... im still kicking
4 years ago
I threatened to kill your brother if he didn't do a welfare check on you. Sorry about that. It had to be done.
4 years ago
haha... everything Kool and the Gang man. All i can really say about my brief absence is.......... drugs man. Drugs.
4 years ago
welcome back jerkypoo ;)
4 years ago
thanks jerby... missed you boo :)
4 years ago
<3


any good stories from your absence?
4 years ago
haha you gotta cut back on that shit, Jerks.
4 years ago
caught hepatitis from a dirty needle....
4 years ago
my buddy was ODing on klonopin and heroin and i was fixing him a saltwater shot to bring him out... was poking around in his arm trying to hit a vein when he dude suddenly snaps out of it and starts jerking around... caught the needle right in my finger :/
4 years ago
true story unfortunately.....
4 years ago
Sorry to hear.
4 years ago
meh.... its nothing a little more heroin cant fix
4 years ago
Which Hep? C?
4 years ago
yeah... looks to be that way. i still havent found out for sure.
4 years ago
oh man :( that's way more depressing than I anticipated
4 years ago
just goes to show you, being nice never does you any favors
4 years ago
Sorry Jerky...
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
someone link him The Life of Brian ending scene on the crosses
4 years ago
WTF Jenbirdy!? What is wrong with you!

http://i.imgur.com/RAjM8t6.jpg
4 years ago
I thought he was joking :(
4 years ago
Wow.... Jerkstore and I never really got along, but I would wish what happened to him on anyone.
4 years ago
You guys are sick
4 years ago
dug sounds mean
4 years ago
"may your first born die of SIDS and may you all contract Hep C!"

dick
4 years ago
fuck * wouldn't
4 years ago
He definitely wants me to catch some life threatening disease for sure.
4 years ago
its ok JB, I thought he was joking too. I am eating soup so I couldn't click anything :(
4 years ago
My first born was long ago Freshie
4 years ago
*wooshes*
4 years ago
megawhoosh
4 years ago
and.... I don't think more heroin fixed it :(
4 years ago
*fixes
4 years ago
Jerkstore, Being serious right now. My brother has been on the shit since he was 18 (he is 44 now) he is fucked my man, hep c wears a colostomy bag and has to live with our mom cause he can;t take care of himself. The fucked up thing, he still uses. Get off the shit, my brother could have done a lot of things but the junk killed any chance of that. Not preaching just letting you know from experience but, seeing people od and catching a needle to the finger you probably already know. Good luck!
4 years ago
but, I've never tried it so what do I know anyway
4 years ago
If heroin fixed hep C then everyone who has it would get cured
4 years ago
The Wire never made heroin look fun

r.i.p. bubbles
4 years ago
thanks dug..... always helpful.....
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
I heard anal sex cures AIDS too.
4 years ago
pregnancy*
4 years ago
that CANT be true Heather, tell her why dug....
4 years ago
I've known my share of people that were heroin addicts, nothing good ever came from any of it. As far as I know every single one of them are dead and have fucked up their families lives big time while on their "journey".
4 years ago
I have had several discussions with Jerkstore about the drugs but he didn't wanna here it. All that came out of it was I lived a boring life because beer and moonshine was enough for me. I remember Jen and several others joining in on the Dug is a square bandwagon. Does it still sound square ?
4 years ago
Shut up Squarehair
4 years ago
Hepatitis C is too exciting for Dug, he'd rather settle for a common cold.
4 years ago
yep, pretty square
4 years ago
agreed
4 years ago
I bet Dug never had a cool and exotic disease in his life
4 years ago
The only exotic things in his life, are the alpacas he fucks.
4 years ago
So you all are going to Colorado to shoot up with Jerkstore then. Enjoy
4 years ago
2 needles up!
4 years ago
YOLO
4 years ago
I don't believe you do drugs Barret, nor Jones but you wanna act like to do to hang with the "cool crowd". So carryon
4 years ago
* Barret does the bucket *
4 years ago
stop being an uptight prick
4 years ago
yeah barret what jrob said
4 years ago
I had malaria once...


in your face, Dug!
4 years ago
From dirty needles ? No.... I didn't think so.
4 years ago
I see Dug has been taking PWNing lessons from ThatDude
4 years ago
If you don't do drugs Barret you have nothing to say here
4 years ago
You could be a cokehead and still be a square, Dug
4 years ago
That mosquito's needle was fucking filthy
4 years ago
You could be a sober bar whore and still be a tramp, Heather
4 years ago
* Barret shoots up some concentrated apple/lemon tea to impress the crowd *
4 years ago
hahahahhaha

I could be a whore AND a tramp?! you don't say....
4 years ago
*vapid tramp
4 years ago
I got faith in you Heather... YOLO
4 years ago
your square shape is showing.
4 years ago
I'm getting the impression that Dug is as dangerous as tapioca puddin'...
4 years ago
next i'll be a floozie and a strumpet
4 years ago
If doing drugs is the only way to make you "un-square" then I guess you are right Sprinkles & Heather
4 years ago
Dug is so square that he can't even have a ball in Muskogee...
4 years ago
I don't think you are either one for the record.... but glorifying doing iv drugs is just stupid.
4 years ago
well, no, I said you could do drugs and still be square.

portioning out your cocaine in weekly labelled pill boxes
4 years ago
I never said such a thing...
4 years ago
who the hell is glorifying iv drugs?
4 years ago
was @ Heather Sprinkles
4 years ago
Every time I read the word cocaine I fart.
4 years ago
So no Clapton for you then?
4 years ago
so silly. Dug the reason people think you're such a square is the fact you take everyone seriously and you're trolled easier than zeke.
4 years ago
There's no shame in being square, Dug; you are what you is. Furthermore, I think tha... zzzzzzzzz
4 years ago
Don't get me wrong I couldn't give 3 shits if you do iv drugs or not. But just because I have enough sense to not to doesn't make me a square
4 years ago
Doesn't care if anyone does drugs.

Argues about people not even doing drugs, just talking about it.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
I am not mad Heather... just disgusted that another person I somewhat know has thrown there life down the shitter. It sickens me actually. It is a sad thing but no one sees it the way I do apparently
4 years ago
yeah, you wanna be serious on mucho? look how well that works out for zeke.
4 years ago
stop preaching and contact him if you feel like you have a worthwhile point of view.
4 years ago
Don't be a strumpet, Heather...
4 years ago
Ok.... I call first dibs on Jerkstores crack pipe when he kicks the can
4 years ago
I thought you had no interest in drugs,dug
4 years ago
I see pedia got an updated main page... wow.
4 years ago
It is a buddys crack pipe... it has sentimental value
4 years ago
Now that jerkstore made an appearance I am starting to worry about brownwings.
4 years ago
meh - brownwings is fine





London Yelling!
4 years ago
ps - i did many many many drugs - way too many
i still do quite a few, way too often, and most of them are probably not a good idea
i still plan to do them though, whenever i feel like it...


the only place i ever drew the line was using needles...
not from any moral high ground or smartyness - i just hate needles
4 years ago
Hate of needles is a healthy phobia
4 years ago
Enjoy your drugs possum.
4 years ago
"if i cant eat em or drink em or smoke em i dont want em"
4 years ago
As long as you don't OD you will be fine that way
4 years ago
hate is never healthy, dug
4 years ago
I don't hate anyone for the record... I might hate some things like sharks but other than that I am a lover not a hater
4 years ago
fuck you

go sharks
4 years ago
Sharks?
4 years ago
Don't make me say it.
4 years ago
SAY EEET
4 years ago
BRONCOS BOYAA!!!
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
wtf do the broncos have to do with anything
4 years ago
Everything....
4 years ago
I hope they can stop Lynch, Barret! Wilson is nowhere near manning skill but, a good run game can kill the broncos and i am a fan.
4 years ago
handegg is worse than jones not drawing whunu
4 years ago
^ya. that will worknt
4 years ago
Lunch? Wilson? I don't know anything about those guys....I just know BRONCOS BOOYAH!
4 years ago
Pretty much, except those danes don't wear girlymen armor.
4 years ago
icelandic handball guys, booyah!
4 years ago
I tried watching a game of "foot"ball, after 30 minutes of nothing but commercials i gave up.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/nrcaGgD.png
4 years ago
Say what you will about our sports, but at least we actually get to watch a game.
4 years ago
Real football is pretty boring too, but if they tried breaking up the match to show advertisement, there would be riots in the streets.
Hell sometimes they riot on the streets anyway...
4 years ago
my boyfriend is a soccer fanatic, when I tried to explain to him the commercial breaks in hockey, he didn't believe me. 'That would NEVER happen in EPL'
4 years ago
the forced tv breaks in hockey are bullshit
4 years ago
I didn't believe Jrob when he tried to explain it to me either.

I like that companies can pay to have stadiums named after them though, i hope there is a Pepsi Stadium out there.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnURaqTIt-4
4 years ago
I think he also said people would be rioting in the streets....

are you my boyfriend?
4 years ago
blown acl possibly blown mcl

the fuck is your point tinkski
4 years ago
i like jai alai
4 years ago
This is why they wear the pads. Soccer players slide tackle and these dudes are in shape 200 plus lbs and hitting each other pretty damn hard. the only other people taking these hits worse is rugby players and hockey players and for way less money.
4 years ago
I dont know what your point is, but i'd watch 3 EPL games before I enjoyed a football game
4 years ago
I actually watch all sports but hockey being 100+ games i wait for the actual cup series and basketball I wait for the finals as well.
4 years ago
pads protected bowman from that leg injury

good point
4 years ago
* Barret googles EPL *
4 years ago
hockey is 82 games

another good point
4 years ago
speaking of basketball - GO GOPHERS!
4 years ago
I enjoy watching sports and sportsmanship as well, very few sports i actually give a damn about though.
4 years ago
eat it cheeseheads!
4 years ago
Freshie, do you wanna just suck my dick now or continue with the foreplay?
4 years ago
isn't the dicksucking the foreplay?
4 years ago
holy fuck i've been doing it wrong.
4 years ago
I would watch a game of Canadian Hockey, id even eat some diarrhea inducing sausages for the full experience, but other then that meh.
4 years ago
From lubrication, to evolution, to jerk getting Hep C, to football and hockey. Nice.
4 years ago
cute kitties naow?
4 years ago
No Sealbasher No!
4 years ago
okay
4 years ago
Some women aren't as easy,Heather
4 years ago
ooh - tinski calls out sleather
4 years ago
so like, the BJ is the main attraction and the foreplay is... ? glancing at it?
4 years ago
No, there is ass licking, tittty twisting, nipple licking. I think it;s great you go straight to the blowjob, It wasn't a dig.
4 years ago
im only kidding anyway, you people are too uptight.
4 years ago
tits?
4 years ago
'i'd really love to give you a BJ, but do you mind if i lick your ass first?'
4 years ago
done here my is my work
4 years ago
Foreplay is any kind of sensual contact prior to the event.
4 years ago
Noobs....
4 years ago
I consider motorboating foreplay.
4 years ago
That was my point metal face. Ass licking, a back rub,a foot rub whatever the chick is into up until the bj and pussy eating is foreplay
4 years ago
Oh and the almighty insertion
4 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
Oral can count as foreplay....
4 years ago
Of course it can.
4 years ago
But so can ass licking.
4 years ago
You said "up until the bj and pussy eating is foreplay"
4 years ago
Well, you got me there metalface.
4 years ago
'sweetie, would you like a foot massage, back massage? rim job?'

4 years ago
Hahahahaha I would love that, heather. Try it with your man. see if he says no .
4 years ago
He would say 'You have been hanging out on that strange website too much again, try to limit your time on the internet to 3 hours a day' then go back to having sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
4 years ago
or maybe just "suck my dick smores"?
4 years ago
is it Dogpile Sunday already?
4 years ago
Fake not polite enough
4 years ago
oops. nvr mind
4 years ago
I've been having sex with the same person for a long time, JUST SAYIN.
4 years ago
golf clap for heatherbot, no troll
4 years ago
And its been great so far.
4 years ago
So who here'd like to see a Jerkstore/Dug/Possum sandwich?
4 years ago
i heart dog homo
4 years ago
I think you mispelled Dug.
4 years ago
*resign
4 years ago
How did I get thrown into this faggotry
4 years ago
Hey, guess what?













Go Seahawks!
4 years ago
it's the hair, dug
4 years ago
* DangerousDug puts on PBR ME ASAP hat *
4 years ago
* smerf puts on a Guinness hat. *


What now, duggy?
4 years ago
* MetalFace puts on cashmere tuque *


Sorry...
4 years ago
* DangerousDug puts big dip of Copenhagen in and says " You boys ain't from around these parts are ya ? " *
4 years ago
* smerf lights pipe *


Been here longer than you, sonny-boy.
4 years ago
* Barret puts on leather mask *
4 years ago
* possum edits muchopedia *
4 years ago
Add something to my page. It looks like crap....
4 years ago
* smerf ties the Ribbon. *


* smerf glitters at Dug. *
4 years ago
* Heather add picture of herself to MF wiki *


PERFECT
4 years ago
* DangerousDug realizes he has no Muchopedia page and sheds 1 single tear *
4 years ago
MF wiki?

....
4 years ago
I guess I should actually look at my muchopedia page.
4 years ago
* DangerousDug rages and sprays acid on smerf ribbon and smerfs manhood *
4 years ago
Barret: she's Canadian. Don't ask.
4 years ago
MetalFace's wiki page... ctfo.
4 years ago
What's your acid of choice, muriatic?
4 years ago
he already gotcha with the homosexual disease, dug
4 years ago
you'll be posting gay-themed pictures in no time
4 years ago
Sulfuric
4 years ago
hydrocyanic
4 years ago
My page looks the same? Thanks heathum...
4 years ago
maybe ill take one sometime
4 years ago
Remember sharpie in pooper for 5 minutes so we know its you.
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
that would be nice, yes
4 years ago
sorry -
* possum out *
4 years ago
i skipped all that. hi guys :)
4 years ago
Hey mom
4 years ago
Hi Deja.... let me summarize Jerkstore has Hep C and I am a square. All you need to know
4 years ago
And the thing about foreplay.
4 years ago
American Football sucks.
4 years ago
i skipped all that. so what's up guys?
4 years ago
Umm, that?
4 years ago
Good evening, Deja.
4 years ago
Hi Dejapoo!!!
4 years ago
Wasting the last week of vacation here on mucho, refinding the joy of ridiculing people through photoshop to make me feel better about myself.
4 years ago
Sunday night was shitty eurotrash music video night.... it was kinda cool
4 years ago
i got nothing. my work week just ended though, so woo!
4 years ago
apparently heather likes to lick her dudes Bhole too
4 years ago
On the bright side TR, Punky and Dik have not over taken this thread yet.... Something to smile about :)
4 years ago
you forgot zeek
4 years ago
no one said I liked anything
4 years ago
Deja, stop removing my muchopedia page!!! I created that!
4 years ago
Oh, and please :D
4 years ago
create it properly then
4 years ago
Zeke is interesting at least most of the time
4 years ago
interesting?
4 years ago
I'd love to join in on this conversation, but my internet connection has decided to slow way the fuck down and take forever to load everything.

Hello, Deja.
4 years ago
Deja, I DID! I was expressing myself!
4 years ago
Svunk time i guess...
4 years ago
your internet is revolting against mucho, smerf. hi!

james, james, james....
4 years ago
Zeke is cool unless he get repeatedly fucked with by the people I am thankful are not in this thread
4 years ago
if that's your reality, then so be it
4 years ago
Mucho is revolting.... period.
4 years ago
Can't blame him, thats just how he sees Zeke through his Elton John rose-colored glasses.
4 years ago
It's been pretty Lord of the Flies lately.
4 years ago
Better not talk shit about Zeke or he will hit you with his Iron Liver
4 years ago
what is the deal with Bono ? he banned ?
4 years ago
I don't think zeke is so bad, he can be a shitass when he gets too drunk, which happens to be alot...

But still, he has to get pretty drunk to be on the same level as other muchoers that doesn't catch nearly as much shit.
4 years ago
Zeke goes by the adage 'ho's before bros'
4 years ago
and thats why he cops a lot of shit
4 years ago
so who watched ghost mine?
4 years ago
Hey, Deja…you should check out "The Conjuring", if you haven't already. I give it a strong 8 outta 10. It's hard to find a good horror flick these days, but The Conjuring is quite satisfying…just a heads up. Good to see ya around.
4 years ago
Deja: you should pretty much ignore any recommendation Punky gives.

Even if (by blind chance) he's right, you still should on general principle.
4 years ago
punky - we watched it. i don't remember if i liked it or not.

smerf - i'm not a punky hater atm. currently my hate list only has 2 on it i think.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser gives smerf the Mucho hand salute, and goes back to editing photos. *
4 years ago
Deja: out of curiosity, who?

I don't actually hate Punky either. He's just an annoying idiot.
4 years ago
3 guesses
4 years ago
Fluffernutter.

JenBirdy.

Yak.
4 years ago
Sporty, Possum, and Freshie.
4 years ago
Tr and Jreese
4 years ago
you guys suck at guessing...

and i guess i hate 3 people... jones reminded me of one
4 years ago
barret got one

who can hate jreese though? c'mon!
4 years ago
I don't hate him either, but its been a fun couple of days lately and I'm finally feeling invested and creative again, which for some reason has correlated with Punkys absence - go figure.
4 years ago
Well, everyone hates possum, so that was a given.
4 years ago
What I "wooden" give for a wood-pecker...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzarAzCFU-8
4 years ago
tr and zeke and lucid for good measure
4 years ago
holy shit it's like heather knows me or something! does lucid even count any more?
4 years ago
xoxo
4 years ago
sure!
4 years ago
Hold the presses! Someone being annoyed by tr, freshie and zeke?! Thats ludicrous!
4 years ago
Meh, I was going for the funnier option.

How is Yak not on that list?
4 years ago
anyone annoyed by me has serious issues with where they focus their attention
4 years ago
yak's one of those givens that doesn't need to actually be listed
4 years ago
Anyone defended by Freshie you know is an annoying faggot, including himself.
4 years ago
By the way, have you been looking at the subs Deja? Theres been some pretty good music videos lately.
4 years ago
* Barret scampflees *
4 years ago
deedeenanana
4 years ago
naw... i haven't been paying attention since i quit months ago. decided to come back to try again at repelling stupidity. :( (glutton for punishment)
4 years ago
i so wish deja had the banhammer
4 years ago
Gotta say, you have more faith in us than I do.
4 years ago
heather - me too :(

jones - not really... but i need more things to procrastinate important things with ;)
4 years ago
* Jones bites his tongue *
4 years ago
oh c'mon... no one bites their tongues around here
4 years ago
i should get yak to ban me anytime i have housework to do
4 years ago
Ask jrob nicely and he may infect you with his aids.
4 years ago
jrob aids.... i dunno....
4 years ago
Warning may or may not be curable
4 years ago
why is it you dont have the banhammer?
4 years ago
I bite my tongue.

Sometimes it tries to sneak out and that's the only way to stop it.
4 years ago
Heather: yak wont ban you if you ask him to. I know, I tried.
4 years ago
yak doesn't trust her not to ban the entire mucho population
4 years ago
how could you not bite your tongue..this is like a ping pong paddle
4 years ago
...that's the point I was trying to make, Billy.
4 years ago
Jrob not only has AIDS, but he also has a wad of Levi Garrett in his "cum-cave". Do the fucking math.

http://i.imgur.com/KXd65Ab.jpg
4 years ago
AND..he's holding an empty Miller-Lite can so he can spit in it...
4 years ago
Good god, you're an annoying idiot.
4 years ago
^comment fail. faggot. Go lift some donuts, you pussy.
4 years ago
smerf, you need to simmer down, you pixie. You're more annoying than herpes.
4 years ago
Ain't no comment fail there, cumquat. You are an annoying idiot.
4 years ago
dude, could you come up with something new, and not redundant?
4 years ago
you keep on trying, and keep on failing. Try something new....LIKE WINNING.
4 years ago
Oh boy, looks like Punky is back. Guess 'Mucho Drawings part tres' will have to wait before I finish it.
4 years ago
I'm just a patsy, Jones. I dig you fucks, but you faggots are very annoying at times...almost worse than me.
4 years ago
You're right: you are punkybruiser. Calling you an annoying idiot is redundant.

How about you fuck off back to whatever rock you crawled out from under?
4 years ago
Take a look back at the week you've been gone, and notice how the place flourished in your absence comment and subwise. Then consider the saying 'if you love something, you should let it go.'
4 years ago
@smerf comment fail...AGAIN. SEE...this is what I mean.
4 years ago
i really just don't see how thats a bad or embarrassing pic of jrob
4 years ago
Jones. I have a job, you're mediocre, and my absence means nothing in this conversation, dog.
4 years ago
...He's trying to Bono me, isn't he?

Failing miserably, though. Poor punky.
4 years ago
wow...what a bunch of fruit cakes.
4 years ago
when dik looks cooler than you, smerf....YOU'RE FUCKED..BUDDY.


http://i.imgur.com/jYtX2nL.jpg
4 years ago
YOUR FACE IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH, SMERF.
4 years ago
Kek almost made me comment
4 years ago
...you realize that at the time that picture was taken, I had a tumor producing hormones that caused body-wide swelling, right?

When you're as retarded as punky is... YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING RETARDED.
4 years ago
cute pic
4 years ago
Hormone producing tumors, i gotta remember that one.
4 years ago
EVERYONE HERE ON MUCHO....PLEASE OBSERVE THE BUTT-HURT REFERENCE SMERF DISPLAYS, WITH HIS STUFFS, AND STABS. PLEASE FORGIVE HIM, BECAUSE HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE DOES. IT'S ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC.
4 years ago
Yeah smerf, ignore assface like the rest of us
4 years ago
im not sure theres anyone else online right now that doesn't have you on ignore, Punky
4 years ago
Hey, don't make me cum.
4 years ago
Hmmm... such hypocrisy
4 years ago
Oh hey, looks like I forgot to turn something on.
* Jones *click* *
4 years ago
=bam
4 years ago
HAI PUNKY
4 years ago
FUCK YOU(MF), YOU NIGGER!!!!!
4 years ago
JK<<< 8)
4 years ago
Fuck you too, buddy. Fuck you too.
4 years ago
MF, ask off work for the 7th. I'm hoping that will be a fun day, sir. Bridge Stone Arena.
4 years ago
*February
4 years ago
Feb? The company I work for is actually working on the bridgestone.
4 years ago
^WIN
4 years ago
See? Punky is awesome.
4 years ago
well, I try to be. But the faggots here cock block me all the fucking time. It gets very cumbersome, and frustrating at times. 8(
4 years ago
-times 8|
4 years ago
What's up PunkyFace and MetalBruiser?
4 years ago
fuck beer, and fuck my face, Lucille.
4 years ago
Sin, I'm done. I've got an "Easter-egg" to work on, then I'm cashed. Glad to see you're still alive, sir. Rock on...NEGRO!!!!
4 years ago
HEY FUCK YOU PUNKY!!!!
4 years ago
Good Heavens....
4 years ago
Can punky be the new whunu?
4 years ago
NEVER
4 years ago
HOWS IT GOING MY LITTLE COCK DROPLET?!?!
!
4 years ago
lol cock droplet
4 years ago
smerf, remember..I DON'T KNOW WHO MY FATHER WAS. So..whunu could be my dad. 8(
4 years ago
^GROSS!!!
4 years ago
man, I've got photos to work on. Love you faggots, forever.
4 years ago
if there was ever anyone who I thought would rape me and lock me in their sex dungeon, it was whunu.
4 years ago
you'd be pretty dissatisfied, I'm sure of it.
4 years ago
i bet you thought about it a lot huh
4 years ago
but those valentines days just came and went
4 years ago
what...Heather, and whunu?
4 years ago
i think it was the time he said 'i wanna rape you and lock you in my sex dungeon'
4 years ago
yeah
4 years ago
ive said worse to you. Kinda
4 years ago
But who hasn't thought about that, honestly?
4 years ago
uh but are you whunu?
4 years ago
think of a giant, racist, vulgar blob
4 years ago
I can crouch like a mofo.
4 years ago
racist and raising black children
4 years ago
no, are you giving consent?
4 years ago
Heather and whunu, having sex...would be like Abbot and Costello, trying to change a lightbulb.
4 years ago
i think he got fluffer to show his kids her boobs.
4 years ago
That's kinda depressing, but not very shocking. :(
4 years ago
how did that even work?
4 years ago
i dont even know.
4 years ago
I never got fluffer to show me her boobs...
4 years ago
im slightly impressed alongside puzzled
4 years ago
it might have been someone else. I think it was her though
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser zips up body bag *
4 years ago
Maybe zombee?
4 years ago
maybe. fluffer did get naked though.
4 years ago
"the blackness", is black. Don't ever experience "the blackness". It will make your hairs stand on end. 8(
4 years ago
Heather.... What? How the hell did I miss out on this?
4 years ago
her and alana had a nakkie-off
4 years ago
lol you cant make this shit up
4 years ago
@Heather you didn't miss a fucking thing...TRUST ME.
4 years ago
punky i have no idea what youre talking about
4 years ago
Me neither. But you will one day, princes.
4 years ago
um, ok
4 years ago
it's sweetmeat right heather?
4 years ago
"um, ok"? hahahahahaha.......
4 years ago
O_O what are you talking about...
4 years ago
nothing....nothing at all. C ya.
4 years ago
yeah ok bye
4 years ago
that was enlightening
4 years ago
indeed
4 years ago
i actually havent slept in 2 days
4 years ago
lol

fuck i love mucho sometimes
4 years ago
go to bed!
4 years ago
if you insist treacle
4 years ago
lol "treacle"
4 years ago
lol, im gonna pretend i planned that
4 years ago
oops thining aloud
4 years ago
did you just call me molassas?
4 years ago
well colloquially, treacle is golden syrup
4 years ago
* smerf pours heather on pancakes *
4 years ago
technically yes treacle is molasses.
4 years ago
treacle
n.Sweetheart.

From the cockney rhyming slang 'treacle tart'.
4 years ago
i am pretty sweet...
4 years ago
Also somewhat sticky.
4 years ago
* smerf goes to bed now. *
4 years ago
* smerf svunks *
4 years ago
laters
4 years ago
i prefer fake aunt jemima syrup my own damn self

http://i.imgur.com/C9vayFM.jpg
4 years ago
This guy is a pussy.

Also if he clears his throat again, I'm gonna shoot him.
4 years ago
I don't think he is clearing his throat the way your thinking.
I think he is swallowing the bile that is creeping up the back of his throat.
4 years ago
* smerf clears his throat. *
4 years ago
Fapping addiction, clearly.
4 years ago
Someone just give him a high five and be done with it.
4 years ago
I wanna sop up the yolk with some bacon.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser hands tinski a slice of Texas toast *
4 years ago
* smerf reconsiders the amount he masturbates. *
4 years ago
recover password