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by PunkyBruiser

submitted January 20th 2014

89 comments
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Nice vid nasnasay
4 years ago
I assume nasnasay is a user here?
4 years ago
I also assume, you have a crush on this individual?
4 years ago
to be fair, nasnasay was more of a commenting shill. "she" didn't really submit much.
4 years ago
this would be more like suteadotyu
4 years ago
I'm in LOVE with her bro
4 years ago
"she"?>>>>"tranny"...should make sense after a couple of beers, tr.
4 years ago
A face that no longer sees :))))))
4 years ago
shhhh
4 years ago
but it's thirsty.
4 years ago
MF, why is Heather always telling you to "shhhh"?
4 years ago
* MetalFace shrugs *


Women...
4 years ago
yeah...I know...right?
4 years ago
she's kinda cute though.
4 years ago
hey..at least she wants you to "shut up". This would involve some foreplay, If I'm not mistaken. 8)
4 years ago
Wow, you really don't know what foreplay is do you?
4 years ago
nope. I just turn the lights out, and hope for the best.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaIW0URYK8o
4 years ago
d8)
4 years ago
On a completely unrelated note I do love oral sex.
4 years ago
yes completely unrelated
4 years ago
69 is the best arrangement ever. Each partner motivates the other to work harder.

* MetalFace wipes away a tear *


It's just beautiful
4 years ago
meh... gotta really be in the mood, I find it to be awkward usually... in uncomfortable body position, not otherwise
4 years ago
I like getting my butt hole licked by cheerleaders. Licking is just so awesome anyways.

buhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy468aoZADo
4 years ago
I take you don't care for doggystyle....
4 years ago
no thats not true
4 years ago
It's essentially the same position for you
4 years ago
donkey punching is in this time of year.
4 years ago
not REALLY, 69 is more upperbody strength, which i have none of, btw.. theres more balancing
4 years ago
Psh, you don't donkey punch after labor day.
4 years ago
I never knew the plight of women in the 69
4 years ago
yes, I also think height has something to do with it
4 years ago
FUCK LABOR DAY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk
4 years ago
Penis height or person height?
4 years ago
person
4 years ago
both, I'm 6-1, and I have....never mind. 8|
4 years ago
So, which is worse? he's too short or too tall?
4 years ago
Punky, dick or gtfo
4 years ago
short dudes surprisingly have huge dicks, based off the porn I've watched over the years. Tall skinny dudes are usually packing a horse cock, that would shred any innocent pussy on the fucking spot.
4 years ago
So who doesn't have a big schlong?
4 years ago
not too tall or short, just the wrong combination of heights I guess. Like if the girls head isnt positioned 'perfectly', then she has to either raise herself or lower herself, while balancing on her forearms or whatever bodypart shes using.
4 years ago
EVERY ONES GOT A HUGE COCK, MF...WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN...YOU NOOB?
4 years ago
It goes both ways. Guys have to crane their heads up in a half crunch if she's too short. Like my ex was 5'2" and I'm 6' and it was still worth it for me....
4 years ago
I myself like the girl to be on top. She knows how to work her body, and she cums better. I'm no stud...but I know how to communicate with a woman in bed.
4 years ago
I just looked downstairs and that checks out punky.

* MetalFace fist bumps *
4 years ago
theres a time and a place and I understand the allure, but not my first choice
4 years ago
You'd rather take turns?
4 years ago
yep
4 years ago
Yeah, that's nice too. As long as she puts as much effort into it as I do, because I go all out.
4 years ago
i'd be curious as to see a lazy BJ lol
4 years ago
Lord knows I'VE seen one :/
4 years ago
But I've also seen a girl go for an hour (she wasn't very good but determined)
4 years ago
kudos for lasting an hour. and yeah my jaw would fall off I think
4 years ago
It wasn't a brag, she was just that bad.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser hops to another thread. *
4 years ago
interesting.

punky you love it
4 years ago
Soooo..... tell me something equally interesting. Return the favor so to speak
4 years ago
I personally don't have any bad sex stories, unless you count youth and not knowing wtf you're doing
4 years ago
and one guy who banged like a jackrabbit
4 years ago
In a good way or a spastic short thrusts way?
4 years ago
like not just a jackrabbit, but like he had to basically propel himself into my vagina
4 years ago
like imagine a fish out of water with a penis
4 years ago
Lol nice. Perfect imagery.
4 years ago
lol

I felt like when it was all over I would be inside the mattress
4 years ago
I take it he didn't know about foreplay either
4 years ago
no he was decent at everything else, surprisingly
4 years ago
You must just bring that out in guys
4 years ago
heh, oh you know. it happens
4 years ago
I get a little over zealous at times. No complaints thus far.
4 years ago
nothing wrong with enthusiasm
4 years ago
Sometimes you just have to go for it
4 years ago
hahaha we should give motivational speeches
4 years ago
Sorry I couldn't help it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD6kXHWdeiI
4 years ago
Wow that's bad quality
4 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
So I've been working out. Can you tell?
4 years ago
yeh, weird, I got that vibe...
4 years ago
* MetalFace flexes tendon in bicep *
4 years ago
dont hurt yourself :(
4 years ago
Thanks. I may have pooped a little.
4 years ago
the tendon definition was really noticeable though...
4 years ago
Can't argue with results
4 years ago
Well that was educational...
1 year ago
Just a flesh wound
4 years ago
Hey, nice gun dude *thumbs up*
4 years ago
I miss my FN FAL.
4 years ago
You miss freedom. Period
1 year ago
Wow......
1 year ago
Nice tags you fucking assface
1 year ago
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