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by Jones

submitted January 19th 2014

490 comments
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is that weird al?
4 years ago
Not old enough, I think. Sure looks like him, though
4 years ago
Pretty sure that is him. Saw a recent sketch and the guy barely ages.
4 years ago
it is
4 years ago
he's a force of nature
4 years ago
Like Morten Harket.

* Barret subs some Morten Harket *
4 years ago
The poor man's Patrick Swayze
4 years ago
Patrick Swayze.
Dead 2009.

Pwn.
4 years ago
I know, I watch community.
4 years ago
Damnit Barret, change your fuckin avatar. I keep thinking you are heather.
4 years ago
Haha, a common mistake
4 years ago
Weird Al, Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery... They don't age.
4 years ago
they were born middle-aged men
4 years ago
thats yanni!
4 years ago
idk why gifs always take so long to load for me.......my download speed works just fine
but meh, i doubt this is worth watching
4 years ago
probably another camel buying water or funny bunny or some shit
4 years ago
Funny dog fetches ball
4 years ago
welching*
4 years ago
u ment to say, zeke.
4 years ago
Ok so I watched it........less is synonymous with fewer. What's the point. less than 15 is the same as fewer than fifteen...............
4 years ago
this is retarded
4 years ago
it's grammatically appropriate.......idk why germans have to post gifs to correct my language
4 years ago
a "Doctor" and a "teacher" upvoted this........
jesus fucking christ
4 years ago
someone grammatically school me right now on how less doesn't equal fewer
4 years ago
less than fifteen
fewer than this amount

.........................
4 years ago
And if you look out the window on your left, you will see a schizoid man losing his shit and arguing with himself about grammar.
4 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fewer_vs._less
4 years ago
nah no one can see in my windows
however, you're grammatically incorrect and therefor your gif is worhtless.
4 years ago
Read a book man.
4 years ago
so what you're purporting is that "fewer" is quantitative and "less" is the sum of a whole......shit......i'm stuck......less that is a numerical device......so if one was to say i have less than 15 it would be correct.
4 years ago
At this point, my upvote stands for the express purpose of annoying zeke.
4 years ago
I don't remember upvoting or why i did it, i hate grammar nazies.
* Barret changes vote *
4 years ago
it's directed at the consumer
do you have less than 15?
also, smerf, eat a chode
4 years ago
No, the consumer has fewer than 15.
4 years ago
*smaller
4 years ago
you have less items than the guy behind you, but fewer than 15
4 years ago
less than in a cart
4 years ago
*lesslier
4 years ago
you have less items than everyone else
4 years ago
less than 15
4 years ago
that's what they're geared towards.......them lines
not about if you have 15 or 16
4 years ago
also, heather you're a slut
4 years ago
i don't think you're understanding the argument
4 years ago
Just hang on Heather, he'll be done bending reality in a couple of minutes.
4 years ago
yeah I think I'm done here.
4 years ago
* Barret declares Zeke winner *
4 years ago
what a weakling
4 years ago
Maybe he just dislikes Weird Al. Must be hair envy.
4 years ago
* possum looks to A Beautiful Mind for answers *
4 years ago
if anybody can drink his way out of schizophrenia, it would be zeke
4 years ago
i pretty much did.......now i just gotta stop drinking
4 years ago
i think i used that very same argument at my sentencing, sir
4 years ago
I'd use it at mine, too
but the truth is it beat the pills they were putting me on
and it faded with time
4 years ago
"i was all fucked up and crazty and stuff, so i started drinking heavily - next thing you know i'm just a saneass drunk bastard!"

i think it actually helped, along with all the ratting i did
4 years ago
i'm starting to remember why i stopped drinkinking tequila now
4 years ago
why the quotes? you alleging this shit on me?
4 years ago
no, mr paranoid
4 years ago
I haven't eaten today and I'ma go make myself another lemon water and rum sammich.......til i come back how bout you leave me out of shit
4 years ago
let's just settle this dispute right now.

1. people are stupid (for evidence of that, just look at the less vs. fewer argument right here)
2. because people are stupid, they can't think good.
3. because people can't think good, they have trouble with polysyllabic words (those are words with more than one syllable, in case you didn't know)
4. because people have trouble with polysyllabic words, less is used instead of fewer for the ___ items or less line
4 years ago
15 items or fewer, that's not even a real sentence.
4 years ago
exactly
4 years ago
no one ever says that cept canadians and chavs
4 years ago
I don't get it, "Less then 15 items" sounds like a correct sentence, and 15 Items Or Less is the same sentence just different..
4 years ago
there's a reason it's called 60 minutes or less.....
4 years ago
*fewer
4 years ago
instead of "60 minutes or fewer"
4 years ago
I would only use the word few when describing having little of something, not to describe a specific number, that just doesn't make sense.
4 years ago
jones........you're not learning British English here, this is American. We do shit our own way.
4 years ago
* xzekiel hauls on his lemon water and whiskey *
4 years ago
Even peperico downvoted, and we all know he is one of the less brilliant minds on the site.
4 years ago
*rum........i don't even know what this is.......it's amber
i never looked
4 years ago
*few
4 years ago
few would suggest something entirely different than less
4 years ago
i'll shut up now
4 years ago
Salamiguy? Was he the one who said Joey was pretending to be a beard man?
4 years ago
* Jones does a communal woosh in Zeke's honour *
4 years ago
well if you want to count the 15, it would be fewer
but the collective amount of items would be less than
4 years ago
stop making me argue semantics i'm too drunk for this
4 years ago
few is a quantification: there are few good people here
less is a comparison: there are less good people here than assholes
fewer is a comparison: there are fewer good people here than assholes
lesser is also a quantitative word: one is lesser than another

I don't think i proved anything......im pretty drunk......but yeah.....fuck you it's less than
4 years ago
there is less than 15 items in your cart.....
4 years ago
Haha, "is".
4 years ago
makes it a collective and proves my point
4 years ago
pwnd
4 years ago
http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/less-versus-fewer
It should be fewer, but it just doesn't sound right to most people so who cares.
4 years ago
Zeke does.
4 years ago
grammar is important!
4 years ago
Actually what sinaitis was saying was that you in fact shouldn't care jones, since less is the more widely accepted version
4 years ago
* Jones wooshes again *
4 years ago
you're using wooshes wrong.....
4 years ago
* possum watches whooshies and drinks mores *
4 years ago
first person to care was Weird Al
second was zeke

woosh is valid
4 years ago
Why is it when I comment someone has to bend it so it seems like I'm siding with them when I'm not.
Seriously stahp that shit you fuckers.
4 years ago
We don't believe you are capable of having an opinion Sin, so just hush buddy.
4 years ago
My left nut hurts

I blame it on Sinaitis
4 years ago
You better get that checked out.
4 years ago
Could be cancer.
4 years ago
Sin just told you that you are ill and in need of professional help ie. a shrink.
4 years ago
You know that thing Possum hates that you guys do with his penis? Well this is like that, but far less demeaning.
4 years ago
But its just too much fun to do what we do with possum's penis for us to stop.
4 years ago
My ball really hurts though really
4 years ago
Take it and go home.
4 years ago
naah i'ma camp
4 years ago
Zeke what you need to do is start masturbating with sand paper, then you never know if anything down there hurts because of some unknown problem or if it's just because you're a sick fuck who masturbates with sand paper. Works like a charm.
4 years ago
no I'm pretty sure it's cuz one of my balls got sucked into my bathmate penis extending device......thanks for your concern though
4 years ago
You're not suppose to get your balls in the fucking bathmate. Idk if you're being serious or not.
4 years ago
i'm really drunk
4 years ago
get in line you poser
4 years ago
where's the line?
4 years ago
in a peter gabriel song
4 years ago
*eurotrash
4 years ago
I don't care what you say
4 years ago
I like this slam poem
4 years ago
i dont really hate you...
4 years ago
i don't really care.......
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvDezlWNUiM
4 years ago
ohw that was lame
4 years ago
I'd fuck her, but only if she would use a ball gag.
4 years ago
i'm sure she'd stipulate a paper bag smerf
4 years ago
Beauty (or handsomeness, in my case) is only a light-switch away
4 years ago
Beauty (or handsomeness, in my case) is only a light-switch away
4 years ago
i'ma piss
4 years ago
i didn't mean to link that
i'm spitting at the toilet
but mostly that's my existence here
4 years ago
shut.
the.
fuck.
up.
4 years ago
i had.......
4 years ago
The fuck? I hit the comment button and it stall, so I reloaded the page. No comment, try again = OH LOOK, NOW THERE IS TWO OF THE SAME COMMENT.
4 years ago
ok whunu.......
4 years ago
in response to that ginger .........we are only what we display
and i've sat around for too long thinking people would like me for my thoughts.........not for my words or actions......
4 years ago
I have no clue what you're rambling about.
4 years ago
i'm talkin about how the world is governed by actions, less by words
thoughts mean nothing.
4 years ago
if only they were governed by anti-schizophrenia pills.........
4 years ago
and all along i thought i was good
but didn't do anything to prove it
4 years ago
Okay, but why is that directed at me?
4 years ago
and then we have people like freshie who will never try....cept to make another dime for themselves
4 years ago
Beauty (or handsomeness, in my case) is only a light-switch away
4 years ago
And on that note, fuck you all good night
4 years ago
talk is cheap
4 years ago
that's exactly what I just said
4 years ago
thanks for reinstating it......
4 years ago
what you said was "random schizophrenia induced jibberish"
4 years ago
yeah, its not profound. its cliche
4 years ago
I don't care what either of you say
I had a point
4 years ago
whatever you say
4 years ago
you see, the thing is heather, i don't care about you
i don't care about freshie, nor dik, nor kirk, nor yak
nor anyone that tries so hard to try to be "tough"
i'd rather just spill myself and take the "pwnings"
because you're all weak anyway
4 years ago
yeah you've said that before.
4 years ago
it's just that if i say a word against you I'll have a shitstorm coming
yet you can say what you want about me
4 years ago
holy fuck
4 years ago
shut up both of you stupid fucking sluts
4 years ago
I haven't said anything about you, nor do I ever say anything about you until you lash out first.
4 years ago
i'm going back to pretty poetry.......
4 years ago
good
4 years ago
do what you gotta do heather.....i don't care
4 years ago
for someone who doesn't care you sure do comment on everything you don't care about.....a lot
4 years ago
meh, the deal is, keep up with me or i'll leave you alone
it's your choice
4 years ago
move along, stupid. i'll do what i want in regards to you.
4 years ago
so, welcher, by that logic you care about me being in mensa...what a little bitch....
4 years ago
I need to find that great gamma ghetto story
and many others from the ann arbor finalists
4 years ago
oh, also, no.........fuck you
4 years ago
whine..wh...whining sounds
4 years ago
more like schizophrenic sounds.
4 years ago
i am whining........i'm whining that i can't find the ann arbor tapes
4 years ago
which have to sound like that one guy in that retarded poetry video.
4 years ago
bears...
4 years ago
i was referring to tr
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=545-yjOYKuM
4 years ago
oh, i only saw zeke.

*nods @ MD*
4 years ago
dood wut?
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy logs in...... *



* Jenbirdy logs out *

4 years ago
oh this bitch is somethin or other
4 years ago
best JB comment EVER

<3
4 years ago
this is british slam.......
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KKim3HmBk4
4 years ago
that's slam^
4 years ago
it's just some mad black lady but still......
4 years ago
ok, nvm.........bitch needs to stop crying
4 years ago
zeke

they give you those meds you don't like so the rest of us can tolerate you

please go back on them
4 years ago
* xzekiel wipes shit from off his faux beard *
4 years ago
freshie you're a fat asshole
4 years ago
consider how that affects others
4 years ago
you really have no concept of the damage you're doing to society at large......do you?
4 years ago
i'm not really listening, no
4 years ago
do you?
4 years ago
Snailowned
4 years ago
you're kind of a fat piece of shit anyway
4 years ago
We good?
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
ah shit

did it just escalate?
4 years ago
there's only one contest that could settle this dispute between zeke and welchie
4 years ago
we all know what it is
4 years ago
are they man enough to do it?
4 years ago
gut vs. gut
4 years ago
whiskey bloat vs. sheer laziness
4 years ago
tr just let me listen to shit and shut the fuckup
please?
4 years ago
careful zeke, you might cause him to suffer another 24 hour meltdown....
4 years ago
so, makodragon, by that logic you care about my comments....
4 years ago
incidentally, notice how neither of those pussies manned up to settle this...at least zeke has tried and failed more than once...better than being a welcher (but not much)
4 years ago
as if i give a fuck about any of you
4 years ago
also i think my toe is broken
4 years ago
* xzekiel shrugs and limps off *
4 years ago
hey good news......my toe isn't broked
4 years ago
I get what Plato means
how poetry and art are just mere reflections of life
this girl tries to belittle his assumption
but he's rieght.....poetry and aret are just mere reflections
4 years ago
i mean, i could write a long ass sonnet, but it wouldn't do life justice
4 years ago
do you think plato was a girl?
4 years ago
nope
4 years ago
i think he was right on
4 years ago
i love her assertion though
4 years ago
do you think plato could have been a girl and socrates a fictional character she invented?
4 years ago
tr......3 vids up, wait for the second half
4 years ago
poets and artists are supeficial.....
4 years ago
"they know nothing of pure existence and find appearance only"
4 years ago
i think that's funny because that alll anyone shows
4 years ago
i can read deeper but to paint these people deeper is just being a fuckstick
4 years ago
i think plato was a highly intelligent asshole
4 years ago
of course i'm basing this on what she reads and not what i know of the man
4 years ago
just her short version
4 years ago
and about poetry or art.....it's what you make of it
4 years ago
and it's what people make of it
4 years ago
you better get some big boy panties you shitheaded clump
4 years ago
I totally agree. Socrates was DEFO made up
4 years ago
all this fuckin pissing your pants on this site..its truly disgusting..always about how you dont care about what people think..if that were the case..go to H6 or better still..facebook where you belong
4 years ago
i got briefs on chump
i'm just speakin what i believe
i don't need to be thumbed down by you
4 years ago
youre a joke rumy
4 years ago
biggest sack of cry baby shit on mucho
4 years ago
i speak how i will
the real joke is that you're too afraid to speak for yourself
you just try to blah......
4 years ago
what the
4 years ago
link some more of your new wave shit
4 years ago
get hammered.....argue something
4 years ago
no..i wont bother wasting any more links on the likes of a shitfaced baby
4 years ago
stand for something you give a shit about
4 years ago
you dont argue..you just spout nonsense..you oughta aim for the final blackout..the one to rule them all
4 years ago
say something worthwhile billy
4 years ago
you know, you could stop being such a riled up asshole all the tim and say something.......jussayin
4 years ago
why do you bother with booze..surely you're better suited for narcotics
4 years ago
*suicide
4 years ago
why do you care about me? surely you have something more important to say
4 years ago
you should move on to oxycodone and/or dilaudid
4 years ago
stop ruining the site by always making it about you and your feelings and issues you fucking mope.
4 years ago
"yak doesnt like me wahhhhh"
"freshies being mean wahhhh"
"heather always talks shit about me wahhhhh"
"nobody gets me wahhhhh"
"i dont care what you think wahhhhhh"
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/bYSm9gF.png
4 years ago
fucking hell this is why i have very little sympathy for the mentally ill
4 years ago
every time you talk to me this is what you get
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/bYSm9gF.png
4 years ago
i would say that in 10-15 years,when this little girl hits puberty,she looks back at all this pms'n she does here,shes going to shriek in horror
4 years ago
also, I'm a fifth down and i don't want to argue
4 years ago
all is see is a link you walking piece of fail
4 years ago
thats all you want to do you lying asshole
4 years ago
you're implying she'll ever become self aware, billy
4 years ago
thats why i commented
you are like barney on the simpsons..always drunker than shit and spouting off
4 years ago
* xzekiel giggles *
4 years ago
if only zeke was black

then billy would run his ass off the site!
4 years ago
freshie's talkin shit to you billy
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
zeke falls for misdirection all of the time

thinks it'll work on others
4 years ago
*facedesks*
4 years ago
oh and by the way, suck my balls you new wave-lovin swanky piece of shit
4 years ago
less typing

more drinking
4 years ago
we need you in blacked out on the floor state of zeke drunk
4 years ago
freshie you're pathetic without dik around
4 years ago
i think a new challenge is calling your name zeek...
1 bottle of oxy in 1 minute..you can use any hard booze to help them go down that you desire
4 years ago
* xzekiel sighs *
4 years ago
i don't need friends to help me argue like you do zeke
4 years ago
everyone you try to join in with you talked shit about at one point or another you fucking bandwagon sissy
4 years ago
apparently you do
4 years ago
new wave or new age? I'm just imagining billy linking the smiths and flock of seagulls over and over
4 years ago
who have i tried to "join in with"?
4 years ago
do you think anyone takes the opinions and thoughts of an alcoholic schizophrenic seriously?

honestly zeke honestly.........honestly
4 years ago
honestly zeke
4 years ago
honestly
4 years ago
i think a few put more stock in my word than they do yours, yes
4 years ago
its his whole MO
this boozeclown actually says to me one day..hey billy youre alright in my book
pretty soon his ass was chapped like tr's fingers after a super session of rubiking it
4 years ago
O_O
4 years ago
do you want to keep being a fat asshole?
4 years ago
yeah thats what zeke does
4 years ago
he used to talk shit about jrob 24/7 and now he follows him around like a puppy

at least be consistent with your ball-lappery
4 years ago
heather..i listen to smiths and flock of seagulls
4 years ago
what do i do?
4 years ago
and the cure..echo and the bunnymen..peter murphy etc
4 years ago
i've never talked shit about jrob
4 years ago
what do i do heather?
4 years ago
once i figure out how to comment link, zeke's MP is going to be epic.
4 years ago
he's so starved for heathers attention it's almost creepy

like tr_creepy
4 years ago
i've never talked shit about jrob.....link it
4 years ago
holy fuck batman really?
4 years ago
well, i have, but not publicly.......
4 years ago
you used to talk shit about him all of the time in tiny when he would leave

never mind all of the shit you'd say when he was a noob-noob
4 years ago
you probably do it everyday but cant recall
4 years ago
you have a complete inability to remember things properly

burden of proof is on you not us
4 years ago
that's a lie fleshie
4 years ago
i've never talked smack about jrob
4 years ago
billy I love all that shit too, ive just never seen you link it
4 years ago
cept privately sayin some shit
4 years ago
billy's probably just a real softy who only plays a badass on tv
4 years ago
because no one else necessarily wants to hear it..and thats not the link i shared with the wino here
4 years ago
like friendly guy in the neighborhood sort of dude
4 years ago
zeke you act ok with someone one day, then lash out at them the next. its what you do.
4 years ago
just like fleshie
4 years ago
tries to play a badass on tv
4 years ago
i sent him some spacey dub type tune..of course being the narrow minded drunken cunt that he is..he called it new age
4 years ago
i'm very nice in person, zeke

i'm complimenting billy if anything you idiot
4 years ago
if its not the pogues or some other god awful noise..its new age to him
4 years ago
heather i'm fine with everyone til they come at me
i think eveyrone who's anyone knows this
4 years ago
freshie you're a fat asshole and we all know this
4 years ago
zeke doesn't do that heather
*remembers how zeke has treated heather specifically*
nvm
4 years ago
heather you're a primodonna cunt also, so fuck you
4 years ago
actually i swear ..i am a lot like i am on here,...i am pretty nice and easy to get along with..i like to laugh..if someone is funny on here..that carries a lot of weight with me
4 years ago
don't forget that he's a welcher
4 years ago
and billy you're an asshat as well
4 years ago
none of you are worth my time
4 years ago
zeke

people don't nervously look for the exits or avoid making eye contact when i walk in a room

those aren't normal things to have happen irregardless of how often it happens to you....
4 years ago
zeke's that guy you see on the subway and immediately know is a problem

you see him and think "fucking hell i just want to get home, he better not start some shit"
4 years ago
well speak of the comedian..its tr_carlin
4 years ago
zeke is obviously challenging tr for his Crown of Butthurt
4 years ago
maybe they should share the title
4 years ago
fuckin tr..always trotting out his tired welcher routine..get some new material you frankenpoof
4 years ago
*welch
4 years ago
that's just it...there's no need for new material
4 years ago
unfunny bucket of vaginas
4 years ago
tr..you ever seen the movie "the cooler"?
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
thats the kind of negative levels you bring into any thread..you just zap it with your worthlessness
4 years ago
in fact i have seen that motion picture.
4 years ago
i went into chat last night for the first time in forever and tr has literally managed to run everyone out of there it seems with his endless bullshit and useless drivel
4 years ago
i swear i saw a fucking tumbleweed
4 years ago
kinda like thatdook
4 years ago
i'm so bored with all of you
i was commenting on plato's words
and it turns into a shitfest
4 years ago
fucking

die
4 years ago
i mean seriously..you are a humorless tumor
the real cliff claven
4 years ago
billy is an asshole
freshie is a fat fuck
heather just giggles behind peoples backs
none of you can speak intelligently
4 years ago
fuck you all
4 years ago
words..words are for people who lack any real talent
4 years ago
he thrives on on dullness and creep factor he brings
4 years ago
*welch
4 years ago
your brand of intelligence is highly overrated
4 years ago
zeke, do you have a drivers license?
4 years ago
i was talking about Plato's assertations you fat fucks
4 years ago
you strike me as more of a "only allowed to have an ID card" type of guy
4 years ago
yeah..to and from school and thats it mister!
4 years ago
because dik has pointed out that you dont have a job
4 years ago
i don't, and nor does dik
4 years ago
zeek rides a schwinn beach cruiser
4 years ago
why are you bringing dik into this? hahaha wtf
4 years ago
what are you presupposing?
4 years ago
i did
4 years ago
are you ALLOWED to have a drivers license?
4 years ago
* xzekiel returns to poetry *
4 years ago
really in touch with them feeling arent ya little buddy
4 years ago
you hit someone while drunk driving once on the way home from a failed reconciliation with some ex or some woman you thought was your ex

didn't you?
4 years ago
is that why you self medicate to the point of constant belligerence?
4 years ago
wow is that true?
i didnt think it could get any lower
4 years ago
something traumatic happened and we have to deal with it

i fucking know it
4 years ago
it's easy when it's two against one isn't it fatty?
4 years ago
because he wont put his big boy pants on and deal with it
4 years ago
holy fuck zeke you join in all of the time when multiple persons talk shit to someone you dont like
4 years ago
this isnt a fist fight chester..you dont have to reply at all..to anyone..you are free to blackout
4 years ago
stop being such a hypocrite and deal with your fucking issues so we dont have to
4 years ago
1) i make my own money
2) i wear big boy pants
3) judge me how you want
4 years ago
i remember once..i went into chat..and this little napolean tried desperately to run me off
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/bYSm9gF.png
4 years ago
thats funny..i thought we already were
4 years ago
what tha fuck is going on here, gentlemen?
4 years ago
"little napolean"
4 years ago
evening lunky
4 years ago
yeah billy, i don't like you
surprise surprise
4 years ago
mooching isn't making your own money you fucking waste
4 years ago
wut up, Billy!
4 years ago
hahahaha..you dont like anyone groucho
4 years ago
zeke doesn't like anyone who won't powder his ass like mommy and tell him everything will be alright
4 years ago
im just telling zeek here that soon he will be dead from a great big liver and no one is going to miss him..NO ONE
4 years ago
billy.......like i'm not aware of that
4 years ago
Freshie, stop picking on Zeke, you tyrant. lol
4 years ago
i feel bad for wishing his premature death comes sooner rather than later
4 years ago
wait.....no that was a fart

i don't feel bad at all
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
is there a person on MS who has nothing but a smooth relationship with this ape?
4 years ago
you should feel bad for the fact that you're a fat asshole and just leave it at that you popcorn-spittin motherfucker
4 years ago
i don't think anyone has a non-abusive relationship with zeke

online or off
4 years ago
Is Freshie fat? He doesn't look that fat. I've seen fatter.
4 years ago
its the only thing zeek has to cling onto..youre right punky
4 years ago
a smooth relationship on ms?
like you have any form of "relationship" on ms billy.....
4 years ago
for lack of a better term
4 years ago
at the very least i just hope he never manages to procreate
4 years ago
but you go ahead and parse it out tr_liverdamage
4 years ago
holy fuck what a little burden of issues that kid would be
4 years ago
oh well, i'm goin back to poetry now
you kids have fun
4 years ago
yeah and fetal alcohol syndrome is just for starters
4 years ago
I can tell Freshie's got his Punky-Blocker on. 8(
4 years ago
i dont think zeke understands most of what he types

he's "gone back" several times the last 30 mins............
4 years ago
go back and stay you fuck
4 years ago
well you brought it on yourself then
4 years ago
he cant resist..remember..hes like a little barking dog..just cant seem to call it a day
4 years ago
night buddies
4 years ago
nini billy
4 years ago
nini
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsVZUJVVaIE
4 years ago
what are you guys talkin about?
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Night punky!
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iziuvkci4yM&list=FLGnF5ul6G5OtWzSrwaZ3jBg
4 years ago
well, that's not the right link. 8(
4 years ago
Weird Al is the man. I have all his albums.
4 years ago
you're a dipshit
4 years ago
And you are a loser.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM_hIwvI7uU
4 years ago
think what you want
4 years ago
* xzekiel grows tired of all you fake ass bitches *
4 years ago
* xzekiel reverts to poetry *
4 years ago
really though i been listening to this shit for years
4 years ago
and you all call me emo for doing so....
4 years ago
awesome
4 years ago
I still think I'm better than all of you
4 years ago
maybe not tinski......
4 years ago
or nemesis james.....
i'm probably not a better man than him
4 years ago
Calm down dik
4 years ago
zeke, you might like this...

4 years ago
oops...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZLF6tL7Sco
4 years ago
shut up punky
4 years ago
give me poetry
4 years ago
wow, you're a blazing cock sucker at the moment, you egoistical faggot.
4 years ago
i'm lyrical, faggot
4 years ago
keep up that bad karma, buddy. It seems to work well for you, sir.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6LB8Hzzid0
4 years ago
this guy's a faggot
4 years ago
sorry
4 years ago
it's all good, broesph. You're only human. 8)
4 years ago
shut up punky
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser smacks Zeke in the face with a Shipping News CD. *
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser shoves a June of 44 CD up Zeke's ass, as well. *



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsToqOEZnxQ
4 years ago
no this guy's a faggot
4 years ago
That's OUR word. Only WE can say it
4 years ago
* MetalFace points to the banner *
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSHnnPunShg
4 years ago
entertain me whore
4 years ago
ok
4 years ago
i'm a fifth down
4 years ago
IT'S ON, LIKE DONKEY KONG.
4 years ago
let me get this outta the way...I'm drunk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b9BpunsVmo&list=FLGnF5ul6G5OtWzSrwaZ3jBg
4 years ago
* xzekiel opens utorrent and stares blankly *
4 years ago
shit.....it's 5 am......
4 years ago
i'm a fifth down
4 years ago
so youve said
4 years ago
shut up you vapid bitch
4 years ago
Pulling an all nighter?
4 years ago
someone put him back in chat where he belongs
4 years ago
be nice, Zeke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0cvTmo7Nfg
4 years ago
If you side with others when people are ragging on me don't fake nicey-nice afterward. fuck off.
4 years ago
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppp
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/bYSm9gF.png
4 years ago
What sides? Geez. Calm down
4 years ago
as far as I'm concerned all of you can fuck right off
4 years ago
zeke proves yet again why that sub of mine was 100 comments or so from being most discussed
4 years ago
Oh boy. Have a good night
4 years ago
and people sharing a similar viewpoint (that you're a waste) isn't people siding with each other you paranoid fuck.
4 years ago
nini!
4 years ago
I'm not sharing that opinion fyi
4 years ago
not you but many others
4 years ago
Can't we just get alooong?
4 years ago
most people do

then zeke
4 years ago
I don't Mucho too serious and I don't pick sides. It's the mofo internet for fuck sake lol. Ease up Zeke
4 years ago
*take
4 years ago
there are a handful of people here that don't hop on bandwagons
and I respect them
4 years ago
and no loslobos......i'm not directing that at you
though I'm not NOT directing it at you
4 years ago
Cool, likewise. But you must have misunderstood the situation. I'm not "siding". Get over yourself seriously
4 years ago
? Ok
4 years ago
get over myself?

me?
4 years ago
Yes you. Stop lashing out on those who don't deserve it
4 years ago
* xzekiel returns to poetry *
4 years ago
* loslobos hangs up *
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/bYSm9gF.png
4 years ago
you got banned from chat, didn't you?
4 years ago
this is why the rest of us have to suffer

because you finally managed to piss everyone off in there enough to get banned
4 years ago
c'monnnnnnnnnnn cirrhosis
4 years ago
Nice avy faggot
4 years ago
* Jones has some poetry for zeke *

I believe child abuse is not okay
but to take the side against it, I cannot
since that'd be jumping on a bandwagon
4 years ago
thats the sorta poetry i can get behind^
4 years ago
didnt even rhyme :-(
4 years ago
he's no dr. seuss
4 years ago
See Zeke, Billy can appreciate art and he clearly does not care what others think with his New Age and all. You just pretend to enjoy poetry in an attempt to justify your miserable self as being 'deep'.
4 years ago
oh i definitely appreciate art..i just dont find it artistic when some hairy armpitted bohemian stinko gets up and starts spouting nonsense
4 years ago
That art form is held exclusively by attention whores who never read 'The Emperor's New Clothes'.
4 years ago
i prefer music as an artform..followed by painting/drawing/graphical type art followed by photography/film..i just dont believe poetry is worthy of being called "art"
4 years ago
Personally, I'd put film/pornography, but otherwise I agree with you. I can see the artistic merit in a well thought out piece of text, especially when theres a whole second layer of meaning through symbolism in it, but I'll take that in song lyric or book form, since most poetry is just pompous and pretentious mouthshit.
4 years ago
thats cuz poetry is hard to do, faking it is easy though, results may vary.
4 years ago
Shit, just look at possum's mucho haikus.
4 years ago
you use less for uncountable things and fewer for countable things like penises, 5 penises or fewer
4 years ago
Less than 5 penii
4 years ago
As if any American would know how to use proper English ....
4 years ago
I say ol chap.
4 years ago
Fry's is so jealous of the good ol' US
what an inbred queen fister
4 years ago
recover password
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