points: 17

fourlegs

Better than two

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by fries-please

submitted January 13th 2014

701 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (701)
Does it have two vaginas?
3 years ago
Yes but you can only have sex with one of them.
3 years ago
squirtley..cant you think outside the box?
3 years ago
she should have three vaginas... I'll wait while you count them.
3 years ago
Buying shoes must get expensive
3 years ago
Not as much as she's spending on hair gel
3 years ago
I like yours better, clearer pic
3 years ago
backing a repost...it's obviously true love
3 years ago
i ran off all your friends
3 years ago
remember before that, when you proved they don't exist?
3 years ago
that was fun, right?
3 years ago
back before you burned your house down
3 years ago
and got laid off
3 years ago
Fell for a chick on mucho bwahahahahaha Biggest loser in this fuckin place.
3 years ago
but, he did run off my friends who he proved don't exist after she left him.
3 years ago
except that he didn't run them off.
3 years ago
don't leave me baby.....baby.... CLICK!
3 years ago
if anything, dik was too interested in slipshot...let's look at that submission:

http://muchosucko.com/102211/Dik-Likes-Man-Ass
3 years ago
if anything, dikless gets so enraged about zeke calling his "ex" because he wants that man ass for himself.
3 years ago
Actually, he wanted her number
3 years ago
that's just so he can find out about that man ass of yours, baby
3 years ago
*click
3 years ago
think about it...how many comments has dik made about your ass, zeke?
3 years ago
at least a hundred, right?
3 years ago
maybe a thousand....
3 years ago
At least........about me in general.......thousands
3 years ago
it's because he wants to see the sweat lubricating your anus
3 years ago
i mean, he is a total fag....
3 years ago
about me and my ex between here and chat........probably 5k.....no joke
3 years ago
there was never sweat or lubrication :/
just a lubed condom
sorry to disappoint
3 years ago
wow hahahaha that was easy
3 years ago
i would always recommend that the perverts get condoms to go with their sex toys
3 years ago
not that we sold them as sex toys
3 years ago
uh-oh...richarliess just got totally owned, but here he comes to claim victory...just like he's been doing for 7 years now.
3 years ago
cant we all just get along?
3 years ago
a long what?
3 years ago
condoms can be pretty fun. I'd like to re-market them as children's toys to sell in those toy machines outside of department stores....maybe with a little plastic slingshot, and instead of lube put something sticky on them. I could be a millionaire.
3 years ago
i remember the first time he did that (since my account is older than his, i obviously had the opportunity to see everything he's ever done here)

he'd get schooled (just like he's getting schooled right now) and then he'd just type "pwned" and "hahahaahah" and so on until he bored people off.
3 years ago
omg...it's the "illuminati"
3 years ago
he still does the same old shit......spams comments til he bores people off then claims victory
3 years ago
meltdown
3 years ago
i was hoping that 23 meant what i thought it meant...until i saw the explanation and realized a key facet of the book was overlooked...
3 years ago
then he says "hahaha that was easy" like he's baited me in.......after literally thousands of comments about me
3 years ago
why do the noobs get so mad...i mean jesus..you guys are freaking out man
3 years ago
it's ok, less, there are people here that are more interesting than you now, so you can just shuffle back to the chat and complain about the weather
3 years ago
dik no one's talking to you, shut up
3 years ago
its not like you can win..so why bother?
3 years ago
what did you think it meant?

in the end its just a numerological prank and an illustration for synchronicity and causation fallacies.
3 years ago
"win"

if you feel the need to "win" anything here, I suggest you reevaluate your life
3 years ago
um, newsflash, new guy...when you tell me that i've won, like you do so often in chat, that means that i already did win.
3 years ago
i just won!
3 years ago
thats how easy it is..
3 years ago
<-- bi-winning!
3 years ago
fact is ...i ran off all your friends..i won every bet..exposed all your lies..its all there on the site..i already won..i mean ..wheres your friends tr? i chased them away like little gophers
3 years ago
truth hurts
3 years ago
i was hoping that it meant that you read illuminatus, seagull...and then you said you did...and then you totally misused the plural form in latin, which means you missed the whole point of the book.
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HUvTp8ZcJs
3 years ago
oh, dikky wants some more?

yeah, i'm pretty sure that jrob "ran off" doomkittyj (in the sense that she can have guys beg for her tits anywhere)
3 years ago
explain
3 years ago
let's see...you did "bore off" slipshot, but it was really yak that chapped his ass so much he stopped coming here.
3 years ago
jrob's ran off twice as many noobs as dik has in half the time on mucho. fact.
3 years ago
and, finally, poor jackie ran herself off after that chat performance where she was finished with me...notice how that didn't come to pass?
3 years ago
stop paying attention to dik, and explain how you think i got the book wrong, dammit!
3 years ago
Soon dik will claim he ran me out of chat when really it was everyone but him that made me not want to go in there. If anyone should claim the solitary victory it should be tr.
3 years ago
if i didnt bother you you would just ignore me
3 years ago
as to "illuminatus", considering that it is integral to the story to understand the difference between latin singular and plural...you're a real "illuminati" alright.
3 years ago
You run around begging for peoples' attention dik.....that's all there is to it.
3 years ago
notice how just my mere presence here vexes dik so much that he can't help but comment to me, zeke.
3 years ago
i guess i bother him so much he can't ignore me.
3 years ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 years ago
tr doesnt read books dude ..he googles stuff all the time because he thinks it sounds smart....google how i ran off all your friends
3 years ago
sounds like dikky is melting down
3 years ago
am i still not bothering you?
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
wrap your head around the fact that i've been telling you how it is from your first day here, new guy
3 years ago
If I laugh at everything I say too do you think people will find me funny?
3 years ago
i know it kills you
3 years ago
wait, is charlie claiming he ran off seagull's friends, or zeke's friends or what up there?
3 years ago
oh, maybe he can't keep his comments straight...yeah, that's way more likely.
3 years ago
you're tap-dancing around the issue....

in which way is the difference between latin singular and plural crucial to the understanding of the book???

and no, i'm no illuminati, but i AM illuminated..... and that shit was what drove me into rehab. the human brain is not ready for certain explanations.
3 years ago
omfg...all you had to say the other day was "i'm an illuminatus"
3 years ago
considering that one of the characters being the primus illuminatus was a key part of the book.

as an aside, i have a shirt that reads "primus illuminatus"
3 years ago
so basically, this is just you being a grammar nazi then?
3 years ago
well, the guy who made it misspelled illuminatus on mine, but who notices latin misspellings these days?
3 years ago
i won't say it is being a grammar nazi...i'm just speculating that, if the book was that important, you would have mentioned that you were an illuminatus.
3 years ago
what with it being the title

and a key component of the story

and proper latin.
3 years ago
oh and as a matter of fact, several of my freinds have been run of this site, but that was them fleeing from bullshit like this, not from any one person in particular.
3 years ago
bullshit like what?

reading comments?
3 years ago
well, if we postulate the fact that there is secret shadow elite that rules from the shadows and that they're called "the illuminati", i'd say that being "an illuminati" to announce membership of that group, while not grammatically correct in the classic latin way, is still acceptable.

being an "illuminatus" to me means having mastered a certain mysterium and attained a secret knowledge.

i am neither, i am "illuminated" in the sense of "i've seen things.... mayn"
3 years ago
bullshit like endless selfreferential circlejerking devoid of wit, humour or warmth.
3 years ago
its what drove oj away, twobit away, hill away, fugs away.... the list goes on, but those were people i cared about.
3 years ago
very flamboyant indeed, seagull
3 years ago
and they were pretty much all faggots
3 years ago
linking wikipedia, ratting on people, talking about star wars and claiming to be dixie in england.....
3 years ago
huh, doesnt yak check the rainbow license anyway when you sign up?

i thought we're all faggots anyways.
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull scrolls up, scrolls down *




i think i just ran dik off!
3 years ago
personally, i thought foucault's pendulum was a better treatment of "postulat(ing) the fact that there is secret shadow elite that rules from the shadows" but that could be because i read it first...it was more commercially successful, which is the standard by which any author should be measured.
3 years ago
I think the mistake that a lot of people make is somehow thinking they're important around here....
3 years ago
although the tres was even more unbelievable than the illuminati
3 years ago
holy hell the big mouth bass bit again
3 years ago
*welch
3 years ago
By that standard tr you're saying that J.K. Rowling is a better author than Kipling or Lovecraft or Coleridge
3 years ago
let's get your opinion on something, seagull...what would you say if a user on this site made a wager and then refused to pay when he lost?
3 years ago
do you realize there's no such thing as a "big mouth bass"
3 years ago
it was more commercially successful, which is the standard by which any author should be measured.





i hope you're trolling. if not, please just die. now.
3 years ago
blubblub hahahaha
3 years ago
not even close, zekebro...you have to take the market into account...there was no walmart to sell the new lovecraft and kipling at midnight when it was new.
3 years ago
whos waging on what with whom? whats the debt?
3 years ago
well, seagull, some time back there was a wager as to whether or not i qualified for mensa...
3 years ago
tr, in all fairness, it started as whether or not you WERE a member of mensa
3 years ago
now, I'm not sayin that's the wager that you and poopinfresh made, because frankly, I don't pay attention unless it concerns me or is of interest
3 years ago
all you do is stick your nose in other peoples shit, zeke. jesus.
3 years ago
that's me alright........
3 years ago
the church lady of mucho........uh huh
3 years ago
fun fact: in german schools and universitites the cafeteria is called "Mensa", so reading this i first thought the bet would be wether tr would qualify for bussing the tables of entitled snotty trusfund students.....

my conclusion was: no, hes not.
3 years ago
poor snap had to go into WITSEC because of you.
3 years ago
anyways, what was the wager?
3 years ago
not even tr_pedo has caused women on mucho to change identities....
3 years ago
anyway, there were actually 2 wagers: one for $200 pertaining to me producing mensa credentials, then one for $500 pertaining to me producing sat scores that qualified me for mensa.
3 years ago
both items are readily visible online, yet the individual who made the wager still has failed to satisfy this debt...what do you think about that?
3 years ago
and we all know that mensa means table in latin.
3 years ago
where are they visible?
3 years ago
keep fabricating lies, fatty
3 years ago
(sorry not you tr)
3 years ago
zeke still uses the 4 year old logic of "if i can't see them with my eyes covered they can't see me sitting in my own filth."
3 years ago
and i think thats too large a sum to bet with some random dude on the web.....

you cant seriously expect anyone to follow through on shit like thAT, s ridiculous.

last bet i had on mucho was for ass pics, and i won that one, now that is a reasonable wager.
3 years ago
that's why i wasn't too concerned about tr paying up. the ridicule he's suffered as a result was payment enough.
3 years ago
it was obvious he had no intention of ever paying because no matter how many times myself or someone else spelled out the simple way to win he'd refuse to do so.
3 years ago
but he just said he produced proof. ?
3 years ago
he did
3 years ago
he blanked out the most basic form of verification (full name) even after being told not to (because everyone knew his name and didn't care about doxxing him) and then proclaimed victory.
3 years ago
it was rather amusing watching him try to squirm out of being wrong. putting more effort into not doing it than just getting it over with like a lazy child and a simple chore.
3 years ago
He provided proof that he was eligible for mensa
http://muchosucko.com/108637
3 years ago
you'll notice by reviewing comments surrounding the initial wager and subsequent "proof" that the only few people backing tr at the time did so in an obvious troll-like manner.
3 years ago
He provided proof welchie
3 years ago
though I think it's funny he ever tried to wager with a fat lying loudmouth such as yourself
3 years ago
what resulted was arguably more annoying for the average ms user than my crusade against tr for his pedophilia.
3 years ago
zeke, you're doing it again.
3 years ago
doing what? telling you what a fat lying asshole you are?
yeah
3 years ago
photo of an actual pedophile:

http://muchosucko.com/92245/GimmieAFreshie
3 years ago
you're doing that thing where you sit there in an empty room with a borderline handicapped expression on your face spewing nonsense.
3 years ago
have you showered yet btw? changed clothes in the last week? stopped disappointing your father?
3 years ago
zeke's dad drinks because he's a homophobe who "can't believe my son is a 3% fag"
3 years ago
hahahaha......look at that tubby feminine bastard
3 years ago
make sense, big mouth bass.
3 years ago
which one, zeke?

the pictures could very easily be the same guy...
3 years ago
did anybody play the new super mario bros 2 for 3ds?
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
biggest fucking disappointment in forever....why are all mainstream entertainment so fucked up and devoid of innovation nowadays? triple a games, triple a movies, triple a movies, everything thats made for mass market just sucks.... why?
3 years ago
my english is really fucked up as well tonite
3 years ago
so, what's your opinion about the welching, seagull?
3 years ago
you cant be serious
3 years ago
but i am.
3 years ago
either you support the welching or you don't.
3 years ago
this is the internet. you would not bet that large a sum in real life and expect both parties to go through with it, so how can you expect some random stranger on the web to follow through? especially with proof as shaky as this.
3 years ago
shaky?
3 years ago
the party of the first part went through with it...in fact, the second bet was because the welcher wouldn't wait for the credentials to show up, so he made the $500 over the sat scores...said he'd airmail that $500 as soon as the scores were up.
3 years ago
shaky.

random photocopies, dubious MS signage, those 2 pics have no RL rapport whatsoever.

as i said, shaky.
3 years ago
if you think they're fake, you should definitely contact the attorney general of the great state of texas...that would be a rather serious offense to fraudulently perpetrate a notary public seal.
3 years ago
notice that it's been over 2 years, though, so it seems likely they are real...in fact, the mensa credentials which have also been provided would indicate that they are.
3 years ago
more to the point, welchie had a chance to back out of the $500 before this was submitted, since i put it on imgur first. his exact words were to put it up on mucho without the blur and he'd airmail that money. the image is up, there is no blur, and he didn't send the money. so, what's your opinion on his welching?
3 years ago
omg stfu already with this shit
3 years ago
willk.

dont mistake me for someone who cares.
3 years ago
you don't have to care, birdbro...all you have to do is express an opinion.
3 years ago
specifically, an opinion on the reasonable expectation of the veracity of comments.
3 years ago
of course, if you're really of the opinion that comments shouldn't be taken seriously, that kind of puts a new perspective on your 18243 body of work...
3 years ago
my opinion is this:

if you really expect freshness to pay you 700$ based on a couple of comments and two digital pictures of dubious photocopies, you fail at not just muchoing and/ or internetting, you fail at life.
3 years ago
and do not call me birdbro.

i'm not your bro.
3 years ago
let's see if there's a comment extant that shows my expectation, birdbro.
3 years ago
its either steven, seagull, gull, seags or bird. but i'm not your birdbro.

also, wtf is your point right now?
3 years ago
the point is whether or not there is an existing comment by me which addresses your criticism, birdbro...and there is:

tr_willk
tr_willk

i'm not sure which will be more satisfying: when you pay, or when you don't pay.
16 hours ago
12 months ago
3 years ago
Almost everyone here doesn't have $500 to give to anyone, let alone to a fucking idiot on the internet. Stop bitching and move on, faggots.
3 years ago
^and this is coming from one of the five guys who'd have the money.

* Steven_Seagull gives kirjk the secret rich people high five *
3 years ago
wow, i never thought that jamestkirk would agree that gimmieafreshie is a welcher, but there's no getting around that comment.
3 years ago
incidentally, had i lost, i would have owed $2500...good thing i didn't lose, right?
3 years ago
so, tr if what is happening here with you and fresher is your idea of satisfaction, you're even more fucked up than i thought.
3 years ago
thats bono level trollery right there, willks.

proud, are you now?
3 years ago
i'm not going to hold that against you, birdbro, since that is a subtle nuance of the english as she is spoken; however, something being more satisfying than something else does not necessitate any satisfaction involved at all.
3 years ago
here's something for you to muse over, birdbro:

http://muchosucko.com/112979/trwillk--A-SelfPortrait
3 years ago
that does not make sense.

please take 500 words to explain the BS away, while i go hang in another thread.

* Steven_Seagull waves *
3 years ago
GimmieAFreshie, is a quick witted mother fucker. SUCK MY BALL-SAC.

tr, I still luv ya, broseph. you're quick and witty as well, sir. 8)

JTK pwn, 9 lines up....


NOW ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, WITH YOUR DRAMAS!
3 years ago
perhaps to you he's quick-witted, but he just rehashes the same old tired shit over and over. He doesn't have an intelligent thing to say about anything here so he just tries to 'pwn' people by being a fat loud-mouth and fabricating shit when he has nothing to say. He's the typical 8 year old pathological liar who tries to bully people on the playground and gets his ass handed to him.
3 years ago
Freshie went to the dik school of mucho where everything's about trying to make yourself look good by trying to "pwn" people as opposed to having anything interesting or funny to say. But of course, to you punky that's "quick-witted"
3 years ago
sorry I'm repetitive.........
3 years ago
the difference is dik can be funny, freshie is the chubby kid following him around saying "Yeah! what he said!"
3 years ago
dik can be funny when he's not trying to make himself feel better by calling a new random girl a slut or trying to "run people off"
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser makes a HUGE fart sound. *
3 years ago
granted, I call old random girls sluts and whores but he's said far more disparaging things
3 years ago
* xzekiel 's pee break is over *

back to The Warriors
3 years ago
a difference between dikless and welchie is that dikky at least had the sense to back out of the poop mouth challenge. of course, he had welchie's fine example to guide him on that.
3 years ago
the movie or the game?
3 years ago
here's something to consider about the warriors, the movie...imagine if the leaders of the rogues were really under cover cops...
3 years ago
You fucks could make up some amateur challenges, to settle the score, but you all are too chicken shit. This "he said, she said" bullshit gets really old here, and needs to be dismissed..
3 years ago
omg, that's a fantastic idea...i wonder if anyone else has ever advanced that notion and what happened if it were advanced?
3 years ago
welcome to mucho, pb
3 years ago
8(
3 years ago
wow, look at this, punky:

tr_willk
anytime you want to airmail me that money, you little fucking bitch, you know my address...don't hold back.


3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
yak
maybe double or nothing.. settled with the 6 in 60 challenge
3 months ago
report spam | unlike | 5 likes | stfu
DangerousDug
excellent idea
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
GimmieAFreshie
wtf would i be double or nothing'ing?
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
yak
you win you owe tr nothing tr wins you owe him 1400$.. this isnt complex

3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
GimmieAFreshie
Where the fuck did that come from?
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
GimmieAFreshie
and I already don't owe tr shit.
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
yak
? you already owe tr 700$ for when you bet him 700$ he couldnt provide a mensa card
so this would even it up... or youd owe him 700$ more
its called a chance to get out of your debt
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
tr_willk
i

am

down
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
GimmieAFreshie
You're either an idiot who can't comprehend the wager tr lost to me or (the option I'll choose) you're attempting a half-assed troll on me.

Either way you fail.
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
tr_willk
of course, i only have 5 beers out of 18 left, but what's the rush, right?
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
yak
so this is freshie being a pussy :(

surprisent
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
tr_willk
oh, i see what's happening...welchie thinks he's danny mcbride and he can just slop around like he's somebody....yeah, he isn't.
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
tr_willk
step up, punk, right now.
3 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
squatface
It's rare that I'd side with tr but...
3 months ago

http://muchosucko.com/117960/Bonos-2beer-Challenge#comment2319548
3 years ago
jesus fucking christ, you just gave me a migraine, tr. lol
3 years ago
i'm like hans clodhopper: an answer for everything.
3 years ago
Bono's thumbnail, is like a horror flick, captured in time. His facial expression, is GOD AWFUL.
3 years ago
Punky, Why is jenbirdy hating on you so much? Maybe something to do with mentioning her kids being proud of her photos here but, not too sure.
3 years ago
she's got a crush on me, tin. When someone is "in love" with another person, things tend to get outta hand..don't know what else to say. She'll come around...one day....ONE DAY. 8(
3 years ago
Funny how the crowd follows the vagina even when there is no chance in hell they will get the vagina.
3 years ago
yes, this website is pure politics
3 years ago
how do you answer the charge that you are an unfunny pile of shit?
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
BILLY!!!!!!
3 years ago
who's following "the vagina"?
3 years ago
I'm retarded at the moment, so please forgive me. I've got a new job, and I'm gonna shave my yak beard. It's really long(that's what she said), and it's getting on my fucking nerves. I can't have facial hair with the new job.
3 years ago
one person with a vagina made one comment in this thread......how is everyone "following" her?

#misplacedquotes
3 years ago
PunkyBruiser
I'm retarded at the moment, so please forgive me.


...............................................................................
3 years ago
I type like Stephen King. 8(
3 years ago
no you don't
3 years ago
like Stephen king the accomplished author?.......
3 years ago
Zeke...bad karma will find you, buddy. Keep up the egotistical work, brah.
3 years ago
tinski just wants to pretend his stfu was.based solely on my possession of a vagina instead of his stupid comment...
3 years ago
naw punky, I'm good. I always have been. I'm like Herman Hesse.....you know......the way I type.........
3 years ago
*n
3 years ago
Nah, that's not it Jenbirdy.
3 years ago
then what is it tinski?
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS3aBYTe2eM
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it is...
3 years ago
shut up punky

tinski.....what makes you think everyone here is "following the vagina"?
3 years ago
it seems like king types with 2 fingers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-iXJ0E_WDE
3 years ago
no Jenbird..Steve King the honey wagon driver in elkins,west va
3 years ago
would you faggots knock it off with the links?
3 years ago
My point is simple Punky said something rude in the middle of a fight with Jenbirdy and although we're all supposed to leave this shit here and not care she took it personal. She started hating on him and the crowd followed
3 years ago
* xzekiel stares *
3 years ago
really?
3 years ago
is that what happened?
3 years ago
i hate all of you.

way easier
3 years ago
i hate you too seagull
* xzekiel rubs seagull's leg *
3 years ago
Zeke, you really suck, and you're a lonely man. Your time spent here, tells me this. Thanks for being a fuck wad, buddy. GET SOME PUSSY....ASAP!!!
3 years ago
lurk more wrinkles, I don't even know.what you're talking about
3 years ago
"wrinkles"? me?
3 years ago
Punky does this mean you're going to stop telling me how much you love me? Here and on facebook?
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull purrs *
3 years ago
She means me and wow, My feelings are hurt.
3 years ago
I've been stfu stalking punky for longer than your account has been active, it's cathartic.
3 years ago
I think what happened was that tinski was only paying attention to the vagina and didn't realize that there was a thread going on before the vagina popped in.
3 years ago
I asked Jen a question...
3 years ago
you're all fools
cept maybe for the german and the vagina
I'ma go do something else
3 years ago
@Zeke I only talk to oster now. You've been stricken from "the book"...SORRY.
3 years ago
jen, answer my question, you fuck-wad!!
3 years ago
I like fried chicken.
Discuss.
3 years ago
^future fat ass.
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull does the secret precrash handshake with zeke *
3 years ago
^history in the making.
3 years ago
* Jenbirdy goes back to watching Wilfred *
3 years ago
*drilling out her ass-hole with a 2 liter.
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull plays some more disappointing mario bros *
3 years ago
*Donkey Kong?
3 years ago
the problem i had with wilfred is that it was never adequately explained if elijah wood sees the dog as a guy in a dog suit but it is a real dog, or if it really is a guy in a dog suit and everyone is just pretending it is a real dog.
3 years ago
my problem was just "why?". the premise is never explained properly. is wood delusional? is the dog magic? are the interactions between the dog and wood real? how can they toke together? it all makes no sense.
3 years ago
my problem with wilfred is that it's a dude dressed in a dog suit
but why you gotta keep questioning it?
3 years ago
I just have a crush on the dog
3 years ago
Jesus y'all over think things :/
3 years ago
um -

* possum overthinks JB and dog-crush now *
3 years ago
well wow
3 years ago
ruff ruff
3 years ago
in the words of justin beieber..."baby baby baby"
3 years ago
baby jenbirdy baby youre so pretty baby baby
3 years ago
baby
3 years ago
baby im not like the others
3 years ago
hey dik..do that one about the ex gf and the candy cane in the arse bit
3 years ago
baby?
3 years ago
you mean #42?
3 years ago
baby look baby ..id never do that baby
3 years ago
Look baby, just let me have mucho baby
3 years ago
im just trying to help baby
3 years ago
Look baby, I have nothing else baby
3 years ago
jenbirdy wants to do it doggy style with wilfred
3 years ago
bit like a smoked trout
3 years ago
baby......baby.........just let me have mucho baby.......baby..........hahahahhahahaha
3 years ago
ooooh dik diks a jerk fuck dik i hate dik....hey dik dik dik !
3 years ago
hahahahaha
3 years ago
um
3 years ago
fubking idiots have no idea when youre getting served
3 years ago
YAK FIX FUCKING CHAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
baby look baby baby im sorry baby
3 years ago
Shutup
3 years ago
baby......baby.......let me have mucho baby
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xBxJ805Vp0
3 years ago
YOU GOT SERVED!
3 years ago
awwww loslobos is whiteknighting xeke thats so adorable!
3 years ago
"i see something in you zeke...youre different baby"
3 years ago
Stop being so butthurt. No one is white knighting
3 years ago
I highly doubt she's "whiteknighting" me
she's probalby just sick of you like everyone else here
she just has the balls to say it
3 years ago
do you have any hrroin baby?"
3 years ago
Jaimee.........jaimme.........please jaimee.......let me have mucho
3 years ago
hahahahahaha
3 years ago
hey hooker youre the one whiteknighting the biggest fuckup in mucho history
3 years ago
Just shutup
3 years ago
Back in chat
3 years ago
zeke baby i can see youre real baby...do you want to see my vagina zeke? 15 dollars baby
3 years ago
Gees, even Punky makes more sense
* loslobos gives up *
3 years ago
haggle zeke!
3 years ago
the biggest fuckup in mucho history would be you dik.......failed relationship, begged your ex to stay off this site, she burned you for thousands, layed off, burned "your" house down, what you got left dik? a fat kid who's like really good at magic and your claim to fame of "pwning" people on this site
3 years ago
erroneous!
3 years ago
why are you following me around mucho defending zeke? dufe....you do not know him.....however junkie ill give it to you to if you like
3 years ago
you have nothing.......try to keep telling others how desperate they are
3 years ago
and the fat sidekick steps in......
3 years ago
zeke calling someone else the biggest fuckup in muchohistory....that's rich.
3 years ago
mm, really bad.....like, horrendous......
3 years ago
well i mean loslobos was the one that claimed to want your desperate candy cane ass off her case.....
3 years ago
calling me the fat sidekick is quite hypocritical on one hand when you get uppity while defending LL whiteknighting you.
3 years ago
did you send her money or something zeke?
3 years ago
yep no doubt thats it zeke sent her heroin money
3 years ago
zeke bought female attention?
3 years ago
no doubt
3 years ago
no fucking way! hahahah
3 years ago
freshie's still mad that dan showed up before he could buy heather her wishlist
3 years ago
sending a junkie money for nude pics....classy stuff zeke
3 years ago
hahaha blubblub
3 years ago
"what"? "black dan is her boyfriend?" then why do i have all this shit in my amazon shopping cart?
gaaaaaahhhhhhh
3 years ago
you tried to buy a girl shit on her amazon wishlist?

you really have hit rock bottom, zeke.
3 years ago
ummm....

hold the phone.
3 years ago
loslobos has more tracks than nascar..now zekes funding it
3 years ago
seriously you two have allowed yourselves to get played harder than anyone here......
3 years ago
oh shit. now you fucked up zeke.
3 years ago
zeke you're the only one whos bought me anything on here. just sayin.
3 years ago
BY people here
3 years ago
just when i think zeke can't make a bigger ass out of himself...he figures a way to do just that.
3 years ago
Zeke bought me my triangle thing. What a fag.
3 years ago
no other way shed defend him...hes funding her habit...she wanted a restraining order like 3 days ago
3 years ago
which is appreciated, and i know you're jst tryng to find things to argue about, but i dont have a wishlist and ive been dating dan well before my mucho days
3 years ago
*the state rests its case*
3 years ago
oh I know heather, I bought you pro
but freshie was ready to buy you that hockey jersey before he realized that "black dan" was actually your bf..........i'm just sayin
3 years ago
would make sense, dik.
3 years ago
she already has a jersey
3 years ago
you have an amazon wishlist heather......
3 years ago
zeke's that guy who can't differentiate between shit he dreamed in a blackout and real life.
3 years ago
kind of sad, really.
3 years ago
he thought heather was in love with him
3 years ago
i need to get me a new one though since the sharks updated their shit this year >:\
3 years ago
deny, deny, deny
3 years ago
IF I have a wishlist, its shit i put on there years ago and can;t remember, but no Ive never purposefully made a wishlist nor have I shown anyone
3 years ago
of fucking course
3 years ago
zeke, you buy mucho people shit for attention

buy me a new hockey sweater bb.
3 years ago
speaking of arguing - at the dinner table, should food be passed around clockwise or counterclockwise?
3 years ago
"I need a new hockey jersey since they changed colours"
3 years ago
jesus fucking christ
3 years ago
clockwise
3 years ago
loslobos baby why do you need more money baby?"...."I JUST NEED IT DONT YOU LOVE ME?"
3 years ago
possum typically it's clockwise to the host
3 years ago
they didn't change colors they changed the look you momo.

gotta keep up with the joneses
3 years ago
I could MAKE a wishlist if anyone is interested.........................................
3 years ago
only kirk could afford anything on it though
3 years ago
I'm pretty certain that loslobos has far more money than me
3 years ago
but then it turns into an Indecent Proposal situation and it's odd for everyone.
3 years ago
i think most people do

even the homeless like oster
3 years ago
well, no, they don't

you probably don't

but I won't begin to make assumptions about your wallet or bank account you fat bastard
3 years ago
i cannot believe you were so idiotic to give her money zeke
3 years ago
"downtown sewer alley barbie"
3 years ago
money your parents give you doesn't count at your age zeke

maybe when you were 10
3 years ago
and what for your uptown african girlfriend dik?
what ever became of her?
3 years ago
zeke's the guy who falls in love with a stripper
3 years ago
"you said i was special baby"
3 years ago
i hate strippers
3 years ago
soulless empty blobs in highheels
3 years ago
...so you have a lot in common?
3 years ago
uncle fester meets buffalo bill......hahahaha
3 years ago
like freshie.......only with a vagina and actually becoming
3 years ago
the difference between you and I, is that I don't laugh at my own jokes to try to make myself look better; and that speaks volumes
3 years ago
...
3 years ago
one of the many differences between is us i don't fake being intellectually superior

i just am
3 years ago
i'm offended you think there's only one difference between a gentleman and a scholar such as myself and a complete waste of human existence and drain on society such as yourself.
3 years ago
"a dalla makes me holla barbie"...bleeding tracck marks
3 years ago
you give junkies money so they'll give you attention...wtf
3 years ago
the only real difference is that I'm secure in who I am
3 years ago
why wold you send her money zeke?????
3 years ago
no you're not

that's one of the many reasons why you repeatedly drink yourself into a coma.
3 years ago
you both try to "pwn" people online for a sense of self-worth
3 years ago
zekes secure hahahahahahahahaha
3 years ago
you're confusing a complete lack of self respect for being secure.
3 years ago
nobody is trying to "pwn" anyone you fucking child.
3 years ago
quit talking like one of the 4chan kids and act like a man
3 years ago
*slaps zeke* YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!
3 years ago
hey humpty dumpty you and the underwhore were the ones insulting me...so cope
3 years ago
zeke never owns his shit. he just puts it on others.
3 years ago
but remember

he's secure.
3 years ago
-quotes the godfather
-welches on a wager
3 years ago
NOTHING CAN BOTHER HIM
3 years ago
trs whiteknigfhting zeke cause the hooker dumped him!
3 years ago
nothing bothers these guys!
3 years ago
i'd forgotten about tr until i'm assuming that's who seagull was talking to earlier
3 years ago
thanks to tr my investment in best foods mayo stock has paid for my early retirement.
3 years ago
i wonder if tr ever got both hands stuck in individual mayo jars
3 years ago
i wonder if welchie has ever been a man and paid a wager he lost?
3 years ago
i forgot him too...to be honest i never think about people like tr and xeke and that crackjunkie till they show up out of the blue complaining
3 years ago
i'm just kidding
3 years ago
i know he isn't a man
3 years ago
tr_claven
3 years ago
hey zeek..have you ever considered not responding?..ever?
3 years ago
billy, that's the beauty of it all.

he.fucking.can't.
3 years ago
now, here's something for the reading audience out there...take a gander sometime at dik and gimmieafreshie's comments...notice the rather high ratio of comments about the awesome verbosity that is tr_willk and then consider their claims right now that they've "forgotten" about me.
3 years ago
if anything he can't not respond. even if he doesn't respond in the moment he'll wait a few hours til you're gone and do it.
3 years ago
its a little known fact that you are sincerely the most boring shitstain this site could possibly ever muster
3 years ago
eh nommie
3 years ago
its the same as one of those little fuckin schnauzers that barks when the wind blows...just cant not bark..CANT
3 years ago
it's just like how a welcher has got to got to got to welch
3 years ago
can't help himself
3 years ago
he could literally type anything now and it is always tainted by his welching.
3 years ago
it's quite fun for me to watch.
3 years ago
very satisfying, but very little satisfatcion.
3 years ago
I could have sworn somewhere up there ^^^ that you fags should move on. I leave for a few hours and this is just getting silly.

I have to be in Toronto Wednesday night. If this shit doesn't stop, Heather goes missing. Along with black-dan. All of you, fuck off.

(not you dik)
3 years ago
jackies forehead is the only place mammoths could live
3 years ago
come on over buy im warning you...stan has been on a bender
3 years ago
jackies hairline reminds me of those feudal japan hairstyles.
3 years ago
i put away his humidor and he pulled a switchblade
3 years ago
freshie's girlfriend reminds me of dik's girlfriend.
3 years ago
do you know why freshie's girlfriend reminds me of dik's girlfriend?
3 years ago
because neither of them have a girlfriend
3 years ago
oh, and plus, they were both hot for heather until she shot them down...so, they have that in common with zeke, i guess
3 years ago
i don't normally make fun of women...unless they have blown-out vaginas they insist on showing everyone and horrible parenting skills...but i make an exception for jackie
3 years ago
GimmieAFreshie
i'd forgotten about tr until i'm assuming that's who seagull was talking to earlier
19 minutes ago

then makes a dozen comments about me.
3 years ago
tr doesnt care what you say!
3 years ago
haha tr's as secure as zeke
3 years ago
really, if they just admitted their inferiority, we could move on....
3 years ago
i remember when i'd school him before i blocked him and he'd wait til i left to talk shit.

kind of like zeke.
3 years ago
most of the people in this thread are insecure as far as I'm concerned.
3 years ago
i mean, they think i'm an idiot, i think they're an idiot...the problem is, only i'm right in this scenario.
3 years ago
pasty, balding, fat, exes who shove things in their butts, insecure, horrible glasses....they might be long lost twins.
3 years ago
of all noobs ever on this site..tr is by far the easiest to get mad..you dont even have to try...like when i ran off all trs friends and won every bet and exposed his liues and got his pic on mucho
3 years ago
they both hate women...yeah they're cut from the same cloth.
3 years ago
remember that time that i told everyone how you burned your house down, dikky?

that was fun.
3 years ago
did the guy that owned the duplex sue you yet?
3 years ago
you know that he's seen all your comments about it on here, right?
3 years ago
see?
3 years ago
well, if you didn't know, you know now.
3 years ago
you're right about tr being the easiest noob to rile up. it used to be jorb but now he quits fairly easily.
3 years ago
of course, chances are that any jury who read your comments would deem you incompetent, so you have that going for you...
3 years ago
by far the easiest
3 years ago
he doesnt even know hes getting my fist up his ebutt
3 years ago
second has to be zeke
3 years ago
what a shock, dik thinking about man ass again..
3 years ago
maybe you should have invited welchie to go to cuba with you, dikky
3 years ago
two bros, just hanging out, drinking cuba libres...sharing a room
3 years ago
the only reason tr beats zeke is because zeke eventually blacks out and can't continue. so it's almost a war of attrition between the two.
3 years ago
they spend their days reliving their glory days from muchosucko, but their nights belong to the love that dares not speak its name.
3 years ago
i literally ran off all trs friends,,,all of them....he insists it was a coincidence they happened to decide to leave while my foot was up their asses
3 years ago
hahaha "coincidence"
3 years ago
tHEY LEFT BY CHOICE!
3 years ago
remember that time you ran off the newspaper?
3 years ago
it's funny because his job was literally running off the newspaper on the presses...until he got laid off.
3 years ago
neither zeke nor tr can just own their misfortunes. it's sad.
3 years ago
GimmieAFreshie
i'd forgotten about tr until i'm assuming that's who seagull was talking to earlier
19 minutes ago

makes another dozen comments...but it's ok, because he's so hardcore he claims to have me ignored.
3 years ago
i'm not unemployed and mooching off a woman i physically and psychologically abuse...i'm retired

you didn't run off my friends...they left at the exact moment you happened to be harassing them!
3 years ago
wheres your friends tr? wheres jackie..you shamed her so hard even she wont back you...we all saw jackies rant.....you live on your parents and cant make her cum...its all on here
3 years ago
really, every comment this little welcher makes where he isn't roundly attacked for being a welcher just kills the comments a little bit more...but that's ok, since the comments are the least interesting part about this site.
3 years ago
jackie's rant was hilarious.
3 years ago
oh, here we go...now, dikky, you mean that time that she went on and on about how she was done with me and how she was throwing me out, is that what you mean?
3 years ago
you're talking about the time when i told her she was wrong and i'd tell her how it really was...yeah, pretty much that's what happened.
3 years ago
i told her how it was and she realized that i was right.
3 years ago
the best part was how everything she said was wrong...but that's ok, she was just mad about something else.
3 years ago
yep it was degrading as hell to him......zeke has it ..i do too somewhere...she laughed at him...said he was impotent..a bum and a liar that steals from her and his parents..hasnt worked in a decade
3 years ago
abuses her, eats all her mayo, breaks all her furniture, stinks up the hovel....wtf
3 years ago
he couldnt bring her to orgasm
3 years ago
kind of like you, pal...see, you're bent out of shape because the love of your life didn't follow through with the marriage, then you lost your job, and then you lost a duplex that you couldn't even afford, so it's no wonder that you spend your time spewing vitriol from the comfort of your new apartment....
3 years ago
she must not have any family because no parent would allow their daughter to be held hostage by a creep like that.
3 years ago
no jury would convict if a father put two in his head.
3 years ago
dik did you ever ask jaimee why she left you?
3 years ago
fuck i'm so sick of trying to spell that wonky name
3 years ago
and he's back! hahahaha
3 years ago
"i'm not getting attention elsewhere, back to dik and freshie!"
3 years ago
this is all according to jackie
3 years ago
hi
* xzekiel waves *
3 years ago
blubblub
3 years ago
wonky is better used to describe your face
3 years ago
as i recall, less, according to her she was throwing me out...how'd that work out?
3 years ago
I'm dealing with a fat asshole who can't get pussy
and an old asshole that just is a pussy
why would I stay away?
3 years ago
such a rough life i have, living on the streets, no home, no internet, can't even comment on muchosucko...
3 years ago
zeke you just described you and tr in a nutshell.
3 years ago
in a fucking nutshell. do you do ANYTHING but project your insecurities onto others?
3 years ago
tr comes on to every chick in here...so does zeke..if anyone knew the history.....hahahahaha
3 years ago
"baby im different baby"
3 years ago
you caught me, less...i asked every woman here to go with me to cuba...
3 years ago
it must be like having a zombie horde shuffling towards you with how these rejects come onto every female
3 years ago
Actually, zeek not working in a decade and still having a roof over his head is rather impressive. Like, real impressive. Although, I'm not sure I'd buy that he hasn't worked in a decade.
3 years ago
and then they get mad when you don't join in or you criticize the object of their desire.
3 years ago
last week loslobos was ready to call the mexican equivalant to the police...thats why i think he sent her some heroin money
3 years ago
hahahah, just like tinychat used to be, right, fresh?

heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathur....heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathur
3 years ago
he meant me, jimbro...zeke just had a job.
3 years ago
i wonder if he got her number
3 years ago
at least a decade kirk
3 years ago
"could you call my phone baby i cant find it baby" hahaha calls every 5 mins after
3 years ago
hes got a trust fund
3 years ago
hahaha ya
3 years ago
16 new comments.......can't wait to read them.........
3 years ago
o my god i think i asked heather to call me once
3 years ago
i'm kidding, i didn't read them
3 years ago
im so calling her to clear this up
3 years ago
kirk has a nice paying job - not retired
tr worked in a porn shop for a week - retired

yeah sounds like tr got fired for offering blowjobs in the viewing booths.
3 years ago
heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathur, come to tiny and cam up so i can drunkenly talk about fake ass bitches and how much i hate tr...i'll even make a new room so we can keep out that terrible tr, because i'm not man enough to deal with him....
3 years ago
AHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA,,,

*POOF*
3 years ago
tr isnt retired hes living off his parents
3 years ago
even will smith called jawz an uncle tom.
3 years ago
except for my retirement fund, right, less?
3 years ago
Please dont start taking after dik, freshie. You're actually likeable.
3 years ago
except for his welching
3 years ago
oh, ok. if it means you'll still like me i'll stop.
3 years ago
retired costs a lot of money..he had a minimum wage job..thats not retired..hes a bum living off his parents and jackie
3 years ago
go fuck yourself and your 4chan shit.
3 years ago
well, there are other things wrong with tho fresh, but the welching is definitely his greatest character defect.
3 years ago
financial planning with dik
3 years ago
lesson 1: wings

order them to be delivered.
3 years ago
I miss those drunken tinychat nights with you just insulting people left and right. Good times.
3 years ago
lesson 2: calamari

order it to be delivered
3 years ago
had he put up proof of a huge lottery win i'd believe he's retired. but he is just mooching to survive.
3 years ago
lesson 3: insurance

who needs insurance, noob? just buy some beer
3 years ago
lesson 4: savings

only noobs can even spell savings...wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
3 years ago
wellll actually did you tell your boy scout jawa you lost all the bets and according to jackie were charged with molesting a young black boy about three years ago?..i bet you didnt mention that to jawlz
3 years ago
yeah, freshie
3 years ago
did you tell jawz you molested a young black boy, you welcher??
3 years ago
he molested a young black kid? hahahaha
3 years ago
apparently tr had some badges of his own
3 years ago
i didn't want to say anything, because freshie told her privately when he was trying to steal her away from me, but dik let the cat out of the bag now.
3 years ago
i remember when i called him out on being a pedophile...that was day one of a years long meltdown by tr.
3 years ago
those financial lessons must have really cut dik to the quick if he's bringing that up....
3 years ago
according to jackie yes ....there was questions..police were called etc
3 years ago
i mean, freshie didn't leave san francisco by choice...
3 years ago
Whoa...dik just let the cat out the bag. If this is true..iono bro. I need proof of this.
3 years ago
he went batshit actually. classic case of "methinks the pedo dost protest too much."
3 years ago
i don't actually have proof, jawz...just what i got second hand.
3 years ago
tr was fucked anyways since he looks like a classic pedophile. and anyone secure in the fact they aren't one wouldn't spend the time and effort on it that he has.
3 years ago
it does seem suspicious that freshie would just up and leave sf for the sticks in oregon for no reason though...
3 years ago
i just figured he welched one too many times and had to run out of town ahead of a mob that wanted their money.
3 years ago
What kind of morons do you have to be to believe that he was charged with molesting a child? If he were charged he certainly wouldn't be on mucho every goddamn second for the last 3 years. He lives in TX for Christ's sake, they would have put him to death on the spot. Noobs.
3 years ago
fucking stan peed on the floor...i guess loslobos does it too huh zeke
3 years ago
For what its worth, SFO is probably the best place in the world, with possibly the exception of parts of Mexico, to hide as a pedo on the run.
3 years ago
i'm pretty sure they mean the welchie is the molestor, dushbro
3 years ago
I'm helping here.
3 years ago
his picture is already on perverted justice...it's been posted here already.
3 years ago
the airport?
3 years ago
whats sfo
3 years ago
i'm thinking sf is the home to nambla, but i'd have to check....
3 years ago
SFO is san fran international airport.
3 years ago
ahahahahh
3 years ago
SFO == San FranciscO
3 years ago
what idiots
3 years ago
ok
3 years ago
you should have googled that, less...christ, man, a world of knowledge at your fingertips and you're blown away by a little information.
3 years ago
kirk are you down there now?
3 years ago
this whole area is a river flodeed mucky hellscaoe
3 years ago
No, I'm at home. I fly to Pearson (aka YYZ) on Wednesday.
3 years ago
i had like 5 inches of ice on my balcxony..started throwing chunks off on the weekend....turned out it souned like a cannon ..had to stop or get arrested
3 years ago
WHOOMP!.... was the sound
3 years ago
so loud..i did it again twice before common sense took over
3 years ago
come see me
3 years ago
ill make you supper
3 years ago
I think he just asked you out kirk
3 years ago
normally i dont like older people but kirks ok
3 years ago
is it over?
3 years ago
is what over?
3 years ago
dik, you are too fuckin far away! Plus, I won't have a car. Maybe in Feb when I'm back.

Heather will drive me.
3 years ago
IT'S GONNA BE OVER YOUR DEAD BODY IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER.
3 years ago
rent one
3 years ago
a nigger?
3 years ago
hmmm...I never thought of that.
3 years ago
well if you can..kingstons a fun city and i have clean sheets and lots of food...anytime
3 years ago
drive you to the train station on my bike maybe
3 years ago
looks like I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns....
3 years ago
heather doesnt drive and im blind....maybe you should drive!
3 years ago
Did someone call me a nigger up there?
3 years ago
I've been drinking....no thanks...
3 years ago
@JTK nope...




* PunkyBruiser runs(rides)like the wind. *


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9-ljaJpSC4


3 years ago
who's that bald headed faggot singing????????
3 years ago
he looks like George Costanza...
3 years ago
lol..
3 years ago
That was way too much effort to scroll past all of that.
3 years ago
* smerf rests his scrolling finger. *
3 years ago
pull yourself together punky
3 years ago
funny you should say that, dik. I'm restarting my piece of shit computer NOW... 8(
3 years ago
c ya in 5 mins.
3 years ago
FUCK MY LOSER FACE, GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
im calling your mom
3 years ago
that would actually be wonderful, dik. PLEASE DO..
3 years ago
...dik has Hell's phone number?











Whoa.
3 years ago
he's adopted.
3 years ago
shut the fuck up, punky.
3 years ago
smerf, go find a glory-hole, and shut your fat face, FAGGOT.
3 years ago
I'M A DRUNK NIGGER BITCH RIGHT NOW, AND IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT.....LET'S FIGHT, YOU CREEPY LOOKING GINGER!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
*crickets*..8(
3 years ago
on second thought...fuck you, smerf. You're not worth my fucking time, you blob!!!!!
3 years ago
Fuck off, chunky.
3 years ago
call your mother and apologize... acordinbg to punkys mom he went into the kitchen on a 2 day cocaine bing screaming "I NEED OATMEAL I NEED OATMEAL"
3 years ago
@smerf COMMENT FAIL
3 years ago
then he tried making pancakes right on the burner
3 years ago
haha wtf
3 years ago
REAL....



http://i.imgur.com/FK6WHL4.png
3 years ago
PWND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
like the duplex he rented was even close to that
3 years ago
Fuck off, chunky.
3 years ago
dik had a nice house...PAST TENSE.
3 years ago
it was never his house, he just rented. in fact, he was interviewed while the ashes were still hot and he told the reporter that he couldn't even afford the rent. even more pathetic is the fact that the interviewer worked for the newspaper that had just laid him off.
3 years ago
smerf, I can't wait to cum in your butt-hole, BUDDY, 8)
3 years ago
Fuck off, chunky.
3 years ago
8|
3 years ago
well then....



* PunkyBruiser drives to the "ManHole", and plays pool. *
3 years ago
haha i was only gone a few minutes!
3 years ago
hahaha...
3 years ago
another thing jackie said was he beat up a toddler and has a restraining order against jackies first born .."the monkey"
3 years ago
It's not a few minutes, dik....IT'S MUCHO LIGHT YEARS....
3 years ago
ha
3 years ago
i hate toddlers too but according to shamu hes not allowed near them anymore
3 years ago
shamu, is dead...dik.....DEAD.
3 years ago
jackie didnt say he was a sex offender and i would never put words in her mouth but jackie said tr was a sex offender ...registered sex offender and it was kids
3 years ago
its not my style to put words in peoples mouths but according to jackie some toddler bits went in trs mouth
3 years ago
I'm super wasted...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djcJI8NcC2c&list=FLGnF5ul6G5OtWzSrwaZ3jBg



3 years ago
im not saying he sexually assaulted children
3 years ago
jackie said hes not alowwed near kids
3 years ago
put 2 and 2 rogether
3 years ago
you get ..............about 4
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
i shouldn't laugh. pedophilia isn't a joking matter.
3 years ago
welching isn't a laughing matter
3 years ago
the difference is, gimmieafreshie is actually a welcher and bears quite a resemblance to a known pedophile
3 years ago
subject change
3 years ago
he doesnt even fucking deny it
3 years ago
you belong in prison
3 years ago
jackie says some shit i cant even repeat
3 years ago
he belongs under the prison.
3 years ago
3 words cub scouts anal
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
"hi im tr the cubmaster ...well lets get into some panties"
3 years ago
iys disgisting i know...jackie wanted to call the cops but accidentally ate the phone
3 years ago
it was covered in mayo
3 years ago
jackie ate a full plastic tub of mayo in one sitting...she burped slapped tr in the face and forced him to make pancakes
3 years ago
all before 7 am
3 years ago
get it right, new guy...i'm a cubemaster.

hot babes love the rubik's.
3 years ago
the best part of this (for me) is that i've so obviously owned both of these bitches so much that they're reduced to this.
3 years ago
the welcher and the clown.
3 years ago
looking for love online.
3 years ago
jackies kids refer to her as "The Beast"
3 years ago
at lunch she raped him with a zukeni kicked him in the balls and made him eat her diaper
3 years ago
all before noon
3 years ago
HAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAB,JHZVXHC VASHVC .
3 years ago
WHO THE FUCK IS JACKIE BABY???
3 years ago
steve martins brother
3 years ago
ukelele player
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwz8-EfFYE
3 years ago
i cant watch it
3 years ago
"HE HATES THE CANS!
3 years ago
hahaha...
3 years ago
atay away from the cans!
3 years ago
"all i need is this chair..."
3 years ago
funny movie
3 years ago
lol!!!
3 years ago
"i was born a poor black child"
3 years ago
and this lamp
3 years ago
the way he couldnt dance?...gold
3 years ago
like jawlz
3 years ago
he couldnt work a ball and an elastic string bat
3 years ago
sad thing is his character has more rhythm than i do
3 years ago
"The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!"
3 years ago
hahahahas
3 years ago
on the topic of steve martin characters...i do think punky is Mucho's Ruprecht The Monkey Boy.
3 years ago
"OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA!"
3 years ago
STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!
3 years ago
steve martin has some great bluegrass albums out these days
3 years ago
these cans are defective!
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
jawlz will have to google this ..then still not get it...hes that white
3 years ago
he probably kicked his parents door in one night though to show them he could snap and stomp on beat though.
3 years ago
i better not say anymore though or he might not like me and i'll lose all my street cred in the burbs.
3 years ago
I just realized something...Zeke said "fuck off with your links"....


Zeke...you're a piece of shit, you faggot. I mean...YOU LISTEN TO BRIGHT EYES, FOR GOD'S SAKE.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aZh261KZWI
3 years ago
I've spent my whole entire life loving music...and I don't need you to tell me how to enjoy jams, and enjoy what brings me happiness. As for your existence...good luck with your future endeavors, you melodramatic attention whore.
3 years ago
I knew it was too good to be true. I was thinking "at last, a good sub from fries". Sad, very sad.
3 years ago
holy fucking abba zabba's!!!!
listen to your goddamn yammerin
pot--meet kettle

inb4 you dont sub shit so you cant talk
3 years ago
you 2 elderly bastards are trying to have a suck-off
3 years ago
and i have respect for my elders..but you sir are cruisin for a bruisin
3 years ago
she is sitting on her little sister!
3 years ago
or is she keistering her?
3 years ago
so she must have a big ....mind thinking about that the little ....girl.
3 years ago
fake
3 years ago
Fuck off, noob cunt.
3 years ago
pinkpanda? huh...
3 years ago
one of my better posts
2 years ago
*reposts
2 years ago
link ?
2 years ago
LL already posted it in the comments above.
2 years ago
meh , fuck her and her repost seeking abilities
2 years ago
Not her fault that you didn't search.
2 years ago
im asking you for a link
2 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/93919/Olivia-Munn Here's your fuckin link, alky.
2 years ago
:)
2 years ago
also fuck you mako
2 years ago
Still a repost :)
2 years ago
this was a good sub
2 years ago
A TURD BETWEEN TWO SLICES OF OF BREAD IS A GOOD SUB TO YOU
2 years ago
would you be offended if I told you to go fuck yourself ?
2 years ago
NO YOU FUCK YOURSELF, MONO-HOMO!
2 years ago
who is this fucking tard
2 years ago
I'M PUNKYPIDAREVPUTIN, DESTROYER OF SMILES AND SPHINCTERS.
2 years ago
(I DESTROY BOTH WITH MY FISTS BY THE WAY)
2 years ago
bitch.
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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