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All my friends dig and burrow.

Two of my critters during an enclosure inspection.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by severum

submitted January 8th 2014

107 comments
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All my friends dig and burrow.
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I'm strangely turned on by this
4 years ago
Is it because it's a very real possibility he'll die?
4 years ago
that turns me on^
4 years ago
No possibilities of me dying. Sorry to disappoint.
4 years ago
FYI

You have girl hands
4 years ago
Most guitar players aesthetically pleasing hands.
4 years ago
+have
4 years ago
No they don't, you just made that up.

But most losers bring up the fact they play guitar for attention.
4 years ago
It's what an ex of mine told me. She had a hand fetish. After that I payed attention to it and she is right. Do your own research if you don't want to believe me.

4 years ago
I'm a loser and I play guitar.
4 years ago
Hey MetalFace, how many chicks liked your hands?
4 years ago
None that have said anything about it.
4 years ago
You have aesthetically pleasing hands, MF.
4 years ago
Everyone said my hands were feminine and I had sausage fingers :(
4 years ago
It appears that way because I have rather large palms
4 years ago
All the better to grip you with my penis
4 years ago
I play guitar. Let's just leave the aesthetics of my hands out of this.

I'm also a loser, yet women tend to love my hands.
4 years ago
With scorpions, the bigger the better. But if you get stung by a small one, kid, don't keep it to yourself
4 years ago
That's a popular misconception with scorpions and venomous snakes.
4 years ago
Don't baby rattlers have less control over then venom output?
4 years ago
They are born with the proper instincts to survive. They control it well.
4 years ago
^says most herpetologists I've discussed the topic with.
4 years ago
Are you calling the croc hunter a liar??
4 years ago
Yes.
4 years ago
Fair enough
4 years ago
Read about it.
http://lethalapp.com/news/2009/04/rattler-misconceptions/
4 years ago
Succinct. I like it.
4 years ago
fuck klaus meine
4 years ago
i wanna like this comment a hundred times over....

that seagull guy is hilariousaurus rex!
4 years ago
you have soft hands
4 years ago
I do.
4 years ago
wow...


http://i.imgur.com/5gd54jL.jpg
4 years ago
holy fuck Punky how many people do you think i'm marrying
4 years ago
As many as the Mormon church will allow
4 years ago
To be fair, I was going to go to Heather's wedding in April...
4 years ago
^^ None so far will marry you it seems
3 years ago
Stop chewing on your fingernails, sev. You'll get laid one day, buddy. Your finger nails are one of the nastiest parts of your body...along with your butt-hole. 8(
4 years ago
I don't chew on them. I keep em trimmed with fingernail clippers. I carry them around everywhere because I'm obsessed with hygiene.
4 years ago
good.
4 years ago
for.
4 years ago
you.
4 years ago
now.
4 years ago
come.
4 years ago
over.
4 years ago
here.
4 years ago
and.
4 years ago
suck.
4 years ago
my/
4 years ago
cock.
4 years ago
HEY!
4 years ago
ahhh....losbirdy.
4 years ago
sev, I'm just having fun, bro. Great sub, man!!!!
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/c624Dgs.jpg
4 years ago
Meh...I didn't feel like subbing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C22Fshhe-Q
4 years ago
1:25 androctonus bicolor, leiurus quinquestriatus, pandinus imperator
4 years ago
@666 Super cala fragalistic expialidocious.
4 years ago
did I spell that right?
4 years ago
fuck you punky, you should have subbed that you prick
4 years ago
never mind. That editing gave me a fucking headache. Pair of cunts
4 years ago
The smart guy in the white coat said "poison". It's venom guy, venom.

Also they should've at least gotten a full grown female to do the sting, pussies.
4 years ago
No one cares. Its a fucking bug.
4 years ago
fuck, you attention whore, poison is synonymous with venom.
4 years ago
Arachnids aren't bugs.

Venom and poison are two different things.
4 years ago
webster's dictionary:

poison that is produced by an animal (such as a snake) and used to kill or injure another animal usually through biting or stinging
4 years ago
thats the definition of VENOM
4 years ago
Snakes don't possess poison.
4 years ago
better fucking call Webster and get them to change the fucking definition then!
4 years ago
Here is the full definition for VENOM

poisonous matter normally secreted by some animals (as snakes, scorpions, or bees) and transmitted to prey or an enemy chiefly by biting or stinging; broadly : material that is poisonous
4 years ago
Venom is a poison, but poison is not necessarily a venom.

MFKB™
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSzfRRNoGD8
4 years ago
We are both right and wrong but mostly you are wrong.

Read about it.
http://www.snakeman1982.com/Venomous%20vs.%20Poisonous.asp
4 years ago
No, you are totally wrong to say venom is not poison.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU
4 years ago
I think that website came out the same day the internet did
4 years ago
Read about it Duckie.
4 years ago
AND RIGHT FROM YOUR FUCKING LINK:

"Well technically all venoms are a poison however not all poisons are venoms."
4 years ago
fuck you really are dumb, thanks for the link
4 years ago
That's why I said we are both right and wrong. Then he digs deeper into the subject and basically defines them as not the same.
4 years ago
you said I was more wrong, when in fact I was right the whole fucking time.
4 years ago
Nope, more wrong, you are.
4 years ago
so, what you are saying is venom is not a poison, right?
4 years ago
even though your link just said it is a poison....
4 years ago
again

"Well technically all venoms are a poison however not all poisons are venoms."
4 years ago
just admit it, you were mistaken trying to look smart while calling out the Doctor in the video
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/2MQ3ONt.jpg
4 years ago
I'm saying not all poisons are venom. ;P
4 years ago
but are all venoms poison?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCChxBSRo1Y
4 years ago
No. They aren't the same.

http://www.preservevenomous.com/Venom_Vs_Poison/Venom_Vs_Poison.htm
4 years ago
Sev, you're retarded.

We're both know-it-alls, the difference is you make shit up, while I use things like the fucking dictionary when proving a point
4 years ago
Read about it.
4 years ago
I'm done.

Till next time, keep fit and have fun.
4 years ago
Duck, U R MOAR WRUNG!
4 years ago
* severum turns on the Tr signal *
4 years ago
Toilet duck is awesome.
4 years ago
Is he gone yet? I can admit I was wrong if he waddled away now.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e0VvHZMaTs
4 years ago
That's the longest conversation I've ever seen from ToiletDuck.
4 years ago
She-Hands really ruffled my feathers
4 years ago
So, are you ever worried about getting stung?
4 years ago
Only with the fat tail because I would be in a lot of pain if it did. Luckily that one is the most docile and never puts up a defensive posture or shows any signs of aggression.
4 years ago
Btw nice avi.
4 years ago
Thanks. Is the fat tail the brown one? Those things glow in the dark, thats dope!
4 years ago
Yellow, brown and black, yes. All scorpions illuminate only under a backlight due to a chemical reaction in their exoskeleton and the uv wavelength.
4 years ago
You should submit a 'feeding time' video of your pets. Would watch/10.
4 years ago
I'd rather see him stick them down his pants and twerk
4 years ago
What, you couldn't get a picture of them with a blacklight or UV light?
4 years ago
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