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North Korean Weather Report

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by xzekiel

submitted January 7th 2014

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Upvote only because 30 rock. Not muchoworthy though
4 years ago
OK black partner?
4 years ago
I was laffed
4 years ago
And no I don't watch 30 rock
4 years ago
I'm dangerously close to changing my vote now...
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
It's too popular for his liking.
4 years ago
I just didn't like it.
4 years ago
I read Kim Jong Un shot a 38 under par, complete with 11 holes-in-one, his first time golfing.
Our great leader.
4 years ago
That was Kim Jong IL, he also invented the hamburger, controlled the weather with his moods and never defecated.
4 years ago
All asians look the same.
4 years ago
thats what zeke told loslobos to get nude pics
4 years ago
baby i invented the burger baby
4 years ago
Maybe she was embarrassed by her horizontal vagina.
4 years ago
beby when you eat a hamburger baby..youre eating a piece of me baby
4 years ago
I would have tried if I thought it would work
4 years ago
Here goes another dikbaby rant.
4 years ago
Seriously, it looks pretty fucking desperate coming with this shit out of nowhere.
4 years ago
He says mucho isn't intelligent anymore.......yet we're talking about North Korea's dictators and he turns it back into "baby baby baby hahahahahaaha"
4 years ago
but baby....
4 years ago
im sorry baby
4 years ago
dik let's have an intelligent conversation. How do you feel about the U.N.s decision to cease calculating the Syrian death toll?
4 years ago
"baby......baby......syria.......baby........hahahahahahaha"
4 years ago
hahahahahaha like you know a thing about syria or the un...you cant walk to the bathroom without falling down
4 years ago
point proven
4 years ago
Does your ex like Syria?
4 years ago
baby i was just talking about syria baby.....whammo...you fall down smash your face and piss your spiderman jammies....then call your ex to whine
4 years ago
same old shit from the both of you

always
4 years ago
I bet his pajamas have the footies.
4 years ago
footie pjs hahaha baby
4 years ago
Baby, I just got theses new pi's… *click
4 years ago
baby hi baby...i miss you baby...i was just schooling dik on syria baby then i fell down baby......click
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Baby, I miss you… *click
4 years ago
Baby, these guys are making fun of me again… *click
4 years ago
hi zeke!
4 years ago
baby what do you mean restraining order baby?..click
4 years ago
zeke?
4 years ago
baby?
4 years ago
I'm still 100 feet away… *click
4 years ago
hi there circle head
4 years ago
click
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/58aHyKE.png
4 years ago
baby baby baby OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4 years ago
It doesn't say I can't park in the street and call you… *click
4 years ago
Heather, he's been through enough.
4 years ago
*click
4 years ago
mr zeke this is is the police baby
4 years ago
I'm watching Ultimate Survival Alsaka......that's about it
4 years ago
oh and I'm knocking over beers apparently
4 years ago
You're watching the bathroom floor rise up to meet you.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ruGGAoS.jpg
4 years ago
Upvotes for Korean version of Fries.
4 years ago
Now that you mentioned it...8o
4 years ago
Upvote for Margaret Cho.
4 years ago
Americans are softies - we are hard and dominant
We work in the fields gathering 4 harvests a year and are happy, happy, oh so happy
While Americans eat snow and starve

We have the Dear Leader who is very hard
And very dominant, oh so dominant, so dominant
America has a man from Africa

Da di dah do dah (repeated)

Our women toil in the factories
Our men tell them how to work, how to work, oh how to work
Americans are softies - we are hard and dominant

Da di dah do dah (repeated)

Our fields are bountiful
So is the Dear Leader, the Dear Leader, oh the Dear Leader
Americans starve in fields and we rejoice in Juche

Da di dah do dah (repeated)
Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=70d_1389097042#Rc5F0W1PORPybadB.99
4 years ago
I miss assface...
4 years ago
Just sub the video
4 years ago
* Vomitcircus da di dah do dahs *
4 years ago
you couldnt handle the video
4 years ago
TRY ME BITCH
4 years ago
nice avy barret - is that Cliff?
4 years ago
nobody outstaches cliff
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/eiSAzgO.jpg
4 years ago
hahahahaha
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Ps2urhj.jpg
4 years ago
*click
4 years ago
* possum is sorry *
4 years ago
* possum fucks off to muchopedia now *
4 years ago
You know...if you guys keep throwing peanuts at the monkeys, they will keep eating them...or something.
4 years ago
yep
4 years ago
like ignoring folks ever works
4 years ago
oops
4 years ago
somethin about that elizabeth banks
4 years ago
she's a filthy whore



must remind you of your mom
4 years ago
B
A
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4 years ago
Dennis Rodman should stay in North Korea.
4 years ago
He was right though, despite his delivery.
4 years ago
He is causing more problems being there.
4 years ago
How so? He's playing basketball which is the one thing the Kims love about america.
4 years ago
Trust when i say him being there is a bad thing.
4 years ago
Why?
4 years ago
"I'm going to try and interact with him (Kim Jong Un) on that point of love for sports. He loves sports. I like the guy, and he's an awesome guy to me," Rodman said. "One thing is about showing people we can actually get along. Let's get along as human beings, not politicians."
4 years ago
Yea like America needs this guy going over there and trying to create the peace between both countrys.
[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/1gMUk15.jpg)
4 years ago
He's not the only former NBA player going over there you know....
4 years ago
The Globetrotters played there
4 years ago
But he is the only American that seems to be best friends with the leader.
4 years ago
He been over there more than once.
4 years ago
He's the only one that's spoken publicly, and he spoke about their hospitality
4 years ago
I'm aware.....are you?
4 years ago
I'm aware that he might one day say or do something stupid and fuck us all.
4 years ago
Kim was a fan of the Chicago Bulls team. He wanted the whole team to go and visit his country. Rodman was the only one to agree to be there. Then they became best friends.
4 years ago
I'd put my faith in him being cordial before any foreign affairs committee
4 years ago
I would feel more comfortable if Michael Jordan showed up instead. Even Peyton Manning would have been better.
4 years ago
They didn't become "best friends"
Rodman said after having dinner with him that he liked the guy, and he had a 'friend for life'
4 years ago
And Jordan is basically the Bill Cosby of basketball these days
4 years ago
This is one of those times when you don't bet on black.
4 years ago
Jordan is the best Athlete this country has ever seen. The world has ever seen.
4 years ago
No shit...what's your point? I'm saying he refuses the limelight and is a crotchety old guy these days
4 years ago
If Rodman had refused to go there and smooth shit over with an obvious dictator it'd be more of a problem than if none of them had gone.
4 years ago
For some reason I don't think Dennis Rodman is going to be the death of us all......
4 years ago
I guess we have to wait and see huh.
4 years ago
Like you said, it's not his first time there, they're "friends" (or at least on good terms.) I don't see why he can't be a spokesman for the American people.

Nothing is going to change overnight. But considering they're starting to let their 'idols' into the country now it's a step in the right direction.
4 years ago
That is.....as long as the Globetrotters don't beat them.
4 years ago
The American Government does not want that retard over there. Even the NBA said they have nothing to do with Rodman and other ex players that went over there. The other players only went over there for the money. Cause i mean half of them aint doing shit right now anyways.
4 years ago
They'll still do a lot more good that the gov't will.
4 years ago
than....
4 years ago
Also why are you calling him a retard?
4 years ago
It's been a long time since I read his book but he's no dummy.
4 years ago
The best was the press conference he did defending his and the other players visit to the country.
4 years ago
xzekiel The Iron Liver
He was right though, despite his delivery.
45 minutes ago
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4 years ago
His delivery was classic. That was the best part.
4 years ago
He looked like he was bout to choke someone.
4 years ago
Holding a cigar in his hand. I can never take that guy serious.
4 years ago
Colorado Marijuana Legalization 2014
4 years ago
^ Now that is something to talk about.
4 years ago
* thatdude420 cross fingers for California to do the same thing *
4 years ago
can't you just get the medical marijuana?
4 years ago
Yea but it's not the same.
4 years ago
Well, no, let's stay on the topic at hand. Rodman's acting like he knows why that dude Kenneth Bae or w/e is there, but what he said is, "if you understand politics, you tell me why he's here"
4 years ago
how is it not the same?
4 years ago
go into a store, pay money, and leave with the product.

it's not like you don't need a card to buy it in colorado, either.
4 years ago
shut up tr
4 years ago
are you sure you don't mean "click" zekebro?
4 years ago
go start a new thread to talk about weed faggots
4 years ago
#420BLAZIT
4 years ago
fuckers, let's try to stay on topic
4 years ago
Brought up the subject because i am watching the Daily show right now.
4 years ago
And they are talking about it right now.
4 years ago
i missed it tonight...sounds like that was a mistake.
4 years ago
you brought up the subject because you're a stupid stoner and got argued into a corner td, face it
4 years ago
how long before they sell a billion?
4 years ago
the real question is, will it be legal nationwide before colorado sells a billion?
4 years ago
Rodman is a joke period.
4 years ago
Rodman is a bisexual, and a cross dresser, and an outspoken person, and tries to rebel at every opportunity.......but he's not a retard or a joke.
4 years ago
And it was all that former shit that lead you to your judgements
4 years ago
Read his book. Like I said, he's no dummy.
4 years ago
rodman is an attention whore and a fucking moron
4 years ago
And he's completely right in what he's saying, but wrong in his delivery because he got mad.
4 years ago
jrob try reading the thread before taking out your aggressions over barret pwning you in vidya games
4 years ago
north koreas leader executed a group of men,by wild hungry dogs........yet he's still backing them beacause.....ATTENTION
4 years ago
like im sober enough to read this thread,i know all about dennis rodman and his silly shenanigans though
4 years ago
link me that story jrob........cuz I think you're confusing it with Uday Hussein
4 years ago
according to the 85 year old dude that was just released he was being detained in a hotel room, not a jail cell
4 years ago
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/01/03/north-korean-leader-feeds-uncle-to-starving-dogs-reports-say/
4 years ago
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/kim-jong-release-hounds-article-1.1567604
4 years ago
Never trust a guy who wears a wedding dress for fun.
4 years ago
The story of Jang Song Thaek being ravaged by 120 hounds originated from a Chinese satirist. English media ran with the story after The Straits Times of Singapore wrote the first English account of his death by hounds, but experts say North Korea's human right's track record is so tarnished that the story was completely plausible.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/kim-jong-release-hounds-article-1.1567604#ixzz2pn0KyR2L
4 years ago
reading is for nerds
4 years ago
I'm really not trying to argue for North Korea here, but I kinda am Rodman......he's not just a lunatic. Read his book.
4 years ago
^^
4 years ago
jrob2020
reading is for nerds
52 seconds ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
got it
4 years ago
[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/MeJZdnf.gif)
4 years ago
* xzekiel is sticking with the Worm over the media *
4 years ago
wait til kim jung un benches rodman for acting like a spazz...off go dennis' shoes
4 years ago
seriously..we should park a sub or 2 off that sawed little pig's coast and then just launch a couple for shits and giggles
4 years ago
yeah.....because we definitely want to start a nuclear war with North Korea "for shits and giggles"




dipshit
4 years ago
*click
4 years ago
Hahaha!
4 years ago
Thats how its done...
4 years ago
Athletes have been unofficial diplomats for ages......just let that freaky tall black guy deal with it.
4 years ago
1trick stop being suck a fucking retard
4 years ago
*click
4 years ago
Whammy!
4 years ago
"mucho used to be intelligent, we'd have political debates all the time"
-dik
4 years ago
Scorchio !
4 years ago
Why have Roy Orbison do the weather ?
4 years ago
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