points: 11

Dad's A Dick

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by DangerousDug

submitted January 3rd 2014

50 comments
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Awwww... jrob jr's first words
4 years ago
when I have a child I will teach him English right from the beginning, so he will be a super child speaking two languages :)
4 years ago
*gay lover
4 years ago
Babysitting with daddy really payed off
4 years ago
This was obviously learned from mommy .
4 years ago
Hahaha, oh baby, please hahaha baby
4 years ago
I kept waiting for the guy to run up and scare the kid or knock his bouncer over :( this wasn't funny at all
4 years ago
You're a cold hearted creature toasty...
4 years ago
You cannot tell me if the guy walked up and knocked the bouncer over while his sperm blossom was learning to say Daddy you wouldn't have laughed
4 years ago
Get a snickers toasty, You get a little mean when you're hungry
4 years ago
I can tell you what I want and you'll listen, then do what you are told.
4 years ago
I'm already eating baked potato soup :( I am pretty good with requests but rarely do what told
4 years ago
You're a cruel woman for wanting harm to befall a baby...
4 years ago
ohhhh they must be supermodels! what do you model? gloves?!
4 years ago
Heather's drunk again... :(
4 years ago
When isn't heather drunk!
4 years ago
ALSO YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE FUNNY

Babies are kinda rubbery, it would have been fine. Not like it's old enough to remember it happening any way
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKb9UDkgoHU
4 years ago
only the best commercial ever
4 years ago
Jrob and Sprinkles, such haters I think we know who actually needs the snickers
4 years ago
or maybe we just dont hate babies. you baby hater
4 years ago
I don't hate babies
4 years ago
You should.....they're pretty fucking useless.
4 years ago
Babies are pretty awesome and I hope to squeeze one out of my fun tunnel in a couple years. It would still be funny if the Dad scared the kid or knocked him over or something. This is just a boring ugly baby, nothing funny at all
4 years ago
Why the stfu? Is that statement false? What can a baby do jrob?
4 years ago
babies can projectile vomit and shit more than their body weight. I'd say those are pretty impressive feats
4 years ago
No I mean useful things....other than being a doorstop or a paperweight
4 years ago
The intense need us wimin folk feel to squirt one out gets you men folk sexy time, does that count
4 years ago
No
4 years ago
Way to fucking kill the site Zeke
4 years ago
Babies are awesome they do funny stuff without knowing it.
Like take off their clothes, crawl off high places, fall down stairs, knock shit over/off, etc.
4 years ago
So you think it's funny when they get naked and hurt themselves

Man that's sick
4 years ago
They can never get their diaper off by themselves.
Also yeah I do.
4 years ago
Babies so can get their diapers off by themselves, maybe you just know dumb ones
4 years ago
I have a kid sister that was an diaper escape artist. Used to catch her wiggling her way out of that thing and/or eating her own poo
4 years ago
Funny for me, not so much for the parents
4 years ago
I've only ever taken care of my sister's kid and my roommate's kid. They're both almost a year old, but neither can get their diapers off.
4 years ago
Find moar kids, most all of my neices/nephews (I'm youngest of 10 so there's quite a few) have gotten out of and smeared shit on the wall at least once
4 years ago
But then I'll seem like some weird young pedo. :(
4 years ago
"I need to find me some kids"
4 years ago
Probably, I can't say I'd hire a male babysitter :(
4 years ago
"excuse me I haven't had the pleasure of seeing a kid remove their own diaper, would you be willing to offer your kid to me so I can enjoy such a wonder in life?"
But I mean I've only babysat for family/friends so yeah... :P
4 years ago
Though I don't know how picky people are about who watches their kids. When I was in high school I use to get calls from strangers "oh yeah I know so'n'so and they said you could babysit?" Not a fucking clue who they were and they'd leave me alone with their chillins
4 years ago
You could borrow my kid sister but she's well over 25 by now
4 years ago
Does she still wear a diaper?
4 years ago
Is she good looking and that^
* Sinaitis feels like this is turning into weird fetish real fast *
4 years ago
into that whole adult baby thing are you?
4 years ago
I don't know, I haven't checked her for a few years now.
4 years ago
Don't worry bro, I don't judge
4 years ago
:( Don't get the wrong idea
4 years ago
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