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Dead Man Walking

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by thatdude420

submitted January 2nd 2014

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Dead Man Walking
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Looks alive to me
4 years ago
was this filmed by michael j fox?
4 years ago
you have to wait longer than two minutes to link the crickets thing you ignorant cocktard
4 years ago
can't we all just get along!


http://i.imgur.com/DTt1v3A.jpg
4 years ago
* jrob2020 umms again *
4 years ago
Sticking up for your lame comment makes it even more lame. Good job jnoob.
4 years ago
yeah... I don't know.... I'm delirious from blood loss and lack of sleep due to my megaloperiod :/
4 years ago
INTERESTING FACT 800mg of ibuprofen every 6hours for 3days will slow/stop uterine contractions stopping your period ... best and easiest fix ever after a 26day long period
4 years ago
* jrob2020 writes down in notepad *
4 years ago
* Sinaitis eats chunky spaghetti sauce *

Please talk more about your periods
4 years ago
I would but it shouldnt start exploding again for a few days
4 years ago
can we get some pics when it does?
4 years ago
Well no probably not
4 years ago
Least your not pregnant
4 years ago
Nah I take pills for that
4 years ago
just go anal and save your moneys
4 years ago
Got to have sex first
4 years ago
now that's just smart
4 years ago
Nothing goes in my butt yo
4 years ago
fries we're talking about toaster not you
4 years ago
I'm currently standing in line at the grocery store and a chunk.of my uterus just slithered its way out that felt as big as a gold ball :(
4 years ago
throw it at somebody!
4 years ago
That's the worst man. You can just feel it. Jiggling its way out :(
4 years ago
put it on the little conveyor belt thing
4 years ago
and put a barcode on it
4 years ago
sorry im bored
4 years ago
golf....
4 years ago
jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle.....yeah!
4 years ago
Least it wasn't a sudden gush of liquids and then you have to stand there wondering if you have red exploded down your legg
4 years ago
yeah, that just happened at the cart return Toast :p
4 years ago
hot!
4 years ago
good thing I wore black pants
4 years ago
Eewww you are disgusting
4 years ago
Heavy flow days is a tampon & pad for safety kind of day
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDUq9BBr3bA
4 years ago
I don't get upset on my period but I do require a lot of sex :(
4 years ago
there are too many women around here
4 years ago
* fries-please suddenly pays attention to what toaster said *
4 years ago
I just marathon masturbate, sex is too messy :p
4 years ago
and I never use tampons, I've got this ocd texture thing...
4 years ago
although I left a murdery puddle on the bathroom floor last night
4 years ago
I'm allergic to tampons but for the safety of my bed I sometimes need them and sex is never too messy :(
4 years ago
Towels or the shower seem to contain it just fine
4 years ago
this thread is starting to gross me out now
4 years ago
Good
4 years ago
I'm thinking of using my menstrual cup contents for fertilizer...
4 years ago
i miss barret :(
4 years ago
i thought you did that already jb
do you compost?
4 years ago
i wonder if the N s A logs everytime we type jb
4 years ago
* jrob2020 readjusts foil helmet *
4 years ago
Ooo the femcup or w/e? I want one of those. Tried the ones that are like a diaphragm but they're too big
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3QuXYYh.jpg
4 years ago
looks like snowbarrets
4 years ago
the femcup, I love it but I didn't put it in before I left, just a pad and some hope :(
4 years ago
I do compost but the bin is in the backyard, strutting with the delivery of said contents
4 years ago
Siamese snow barrets
4 years ago
The hell is going on in this thread?
4 years ago
Leaking vaginas and love of barret
4 years ago
Did possum quit yet?
4 years ago
not golf ball size..... but pretty fucking close :(


http://i.imgur.com/DQEQnPM.jpg
4 years ago
mmmm strawberry jam
4 years ago
groovy
4 years ago
that looks more like a fetus
4 years ago
Paging Dr. Bono
4 years ago
Ya shouldn'ta dun that he was just a boy
4 years ago
Coming from you....

That was priceless.
4 years ago
jesus fuck

4 years ago
looks like you miscarried something there ffs
4 years ago
You would all die if you had to deal with having a uterus
4 years ago
OMG, I would JUST die!
4 years ago
Try living with the thing that's attached to the uterus for that one week a month
4 years ago
You just got told off by a retarded! BUUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!
4 years ago
.....yea, fuck u.
4 years ago
I'm pretty much the best gf ever, I'm not hard to live with. My uterus exploding massive amounts of sploosh for nearly a month was thougj
4 years ago
Say What !!!
4 years ago
"I'm pretty much the best gf ever, I'm not hard to live with."

That's usually what shitty girlfriend would say... not accusin', just sayin'...
4 years ago
you shouldve slapped a sign on that and subbed it
4 years ago
I've had the month long before too :/ fucking awful
4 years ago
For Mr Birdie...
4 years ago
I went to the Dr and she was all "oh it could be up to 3mo on the birth control you're on" I was all fuck no it won't be you make this stop now
4 years ago
I don't even think that ones that impressive.....
4 years ago
it does kinda look like a baby, if I hadn't recently taken a test I'd wonder....
4 years ago
Yet, I still eat the pussy even though this happens once a month and the thing discharges daily unannounced. This is why we are disgusting pigs.
4 years ago
Dr.s are such assholes...... I had an ovarian cyst that fucked up my cycles, I had a 6 week period..... 6 WEEKS..... when the cyst burst the Dr. was all "well, you ARE in executing pain, but, at least your cycles should be more regular" ...... gee thanks......
4 years ago
I always have cysts in my ovaries YAY FUN
4 years ago
fucking ovary shenanigans! They suck
4 years ago
Toaster, This is my fantasy with you. You eat 2 cans of bbq'd baked beans you go to shit and I am so tongue deep that i am licking your ovarian cyst while you are droppin a deuce
4 years ago
i came
4 years ago
i went
4 years ago
wow...
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/4ltEwLE.jpg
4 years ago
that made me laugh for some reason
4 years ago
*thatdude upvotes his own reposts
4 years ago
i just found out im not preggo guys :)

* Heather wants in on the girltalk *
4 years ago
lol barret
4 years ago
*thatdude likes his own comment
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Someone sub this
4 years ago
I can see a baby arm in that koolade jam.
4 years ago
yeah Heather!

* Jenbirdy high fives *
4 years ago
* Heather mega high fives *
4 years ago
So what kind of hair products do you gals use to make your hair look so great?
* Barret wants in on the girl talk *
4 years ago
that deserves a celebratory drink, and maybe some cake
4 years ago
B, what do you think we do with the period blood?
4 years ago
Jen i drank my face off and smoked a pack of cigarettes, it was my middle finger to mother nature
4 years ago
atta girl!
4 years ago
few feelings as awesome as a negative pregnancy test...
4 years ago
i took two tests... both neg, but I just wasnt getting my period...

I was thinking fuck, I'm gonna be one of those fuckheads on 'I didnt know I was pregnant'' fetal alcohol syndrome and all..
4 years ago
I was right there with you! 6 WEEKS late :( I think it was just holiday stress...
4 years ago
yes, quite possibly.
4 years ago
anyway, CHEERS!
4 years ago
CHEERS!
4 years ago
This is by far one of my favorite threads on mucho ever.
4 years ago
Jesus fuck...
4 years ago
I was just waiting for the turn and catwalk back into the fire. Attention whore.
4 years ago
Did he fried?
4 years ago
Lightly seared
4 years ago
juices sealed in
4 years ago
Somebody kill him.
4 years ago
he drank too much gravy
4 years ago
For those that want to know but are lazy, its from when an LPG tanker exploded in india on the Mangalore - Bangalore national highway at pernein april last year. It decimated anything within a 300m radius of the tanker. The road was closed for 8 hours and 10 fire engines / trucks responded. That is all
4 years ago
This person doesn't look decimated
4 years ago
You sure you got your facts straight ?
4 years ago
What's your source ?
4 years ago
I don't think he understands what "decimated" means.
4 years ago
Oh yes google it, and you'll see what the area was like after the fire had been put out. He just happened to be caught up in the fireball. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=005_1365572161
4 years ago
I'd say decimated was highly accurate in this case
decimate
ˈdɛsɪmeɪt/
verb
past tense: decimated; past participle: decimated

1.
kill, destroy, or remove a large proportion of.
"the inhabitants of the country had been decimated"
drastically reduce the strength or effectiveness of (something).
"public transport has been decimated"
2.
historical
kill one in every ten of (a group of people, originally a mutinous Roman legion) as a punishment for the whole group.
"the man who is to determine whether it be necessary to decimate a large body of mutineers"
4 years ago
I'd say STFU
4 years ago
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