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Asshole Basketball

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by thatdude420

submitted December 30th 2013

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Heather, do you not like basketball?
4 years ago
She doesn't like mismatched nail polish
4 years ago
I don't like multiple gifs of the same subject matter, this basketballsinass chick is on here many times
4 years ago
Actual basketballs I might upvote. Or regulation baseballs. Not this tired shit.
4 years ago
that's a regualtion nerf ball
if you're steppin to nerf you're steppin to zeke
4 years ago
Foul.
4 years ago
That's a flagrant 2.
4 years ago
I dribble in my asshole.
4 years ago
ok...
4 years ago
Stop being so orafaced.
4 years ago
At what point in her life did she decide that licking feces off a novelty basketball was the thing for her? Maggie, can you tell us why you enjoy such things?
4 years ago
You forgot to stop typing when talking to your wife
4 years ago
Maggie is my mucho whore... she'll suck a dick dry -especially if that dick is attachedbto someone ofvauthority lile a boss, web site owner, etc
4 years ago
i think you're sorely mistaken about magawd, lady
he's a stand-up guy
4 years ago
stop being such a butthurt noob
4 years ago
hooker
4 years ago
there are an awful lot of complete, utter faggots on this site
magawd isn't one of them
4 years ago
you're welcome.
4 years ago
*wecome
4 years ago
oh and fuck yak
4 years ago
Mind your business zeke... this is between me and my lady Maggie.
4 years ago
looks like someone got to you
for real
4 years ago
i feel vomitous
4 years ago
Cut the bullshit sprinkles, you're like dik is to Zeke, a sticky smelly bandaid. I recommend a swift pull and you'll heal up in no time
4 years ago
Fucking drama queens multiplying by the minute around here...
* loslobos mumbles off *
4 years ago
i wouldn't compare sprinkles to dik
he's just butthurt about some trolling
dik is butthurt about life in general
4 years ago
kinda negates what you're saying about drama queens when you get your panties in a bunch yourself
jussayin....
4 years ago
seriously.....she tries to act hard and gets so worked up over the littlest shit
4 years ago
Tbh, when I first joined up I had no plans on sticking around, thus I was in hyper, retarded troll mode.

Now that I've been around a bit and got to know some people, I decided to stick around and toned down the trolling quite a bit.

So instead of a shotgun approach, I decided to zero in on a select few because, well, fuck them, that's why...

I may dislike quite a few around here, but at the same time I have respect for anyone who can stand his/her own ground ALONE and take on anyone head-up, so I guess that's why Maggie has become one of my pet projects.
4 years ago
Loslobos tries so hard to be like a man and talk shit like one, but at the end of the day, like Maggie, she'll always be a little girl.
4 years ago
I'm going to be drunk and retarded and emo right now.....
I've taken more shit on this site than anyone
but the shit you faggots try to give me is nothing compared to the real shit I've taken in life. I may get drunk and act stupid and get agro sometimes, but this is just an outlet. It's the fucking internet people, it's not real life. Take from it what you want.
4 years ago
Loslobos is cool as fuck but she does try too hard at times.
4 years ago
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
4 years ago
yes...

I think...
4 years ago
I have three fingers......I have four fingers
4 years ago
is this real life?
4 years ago
fuck, I hope not... otherwise is time for napalm rain
4 years ago
i've been misspelling napalm for years......
* xzekiel hangs head *
4 years ago
* Sprinkles ha-ha's *
4 years ago
I thought it was nepalm :/
4 years ago
oh look.....loslobos is suggesting I shut the fuck up........that's precious
4 years ago
Yea how about that
4 years ago
I saw that... seems a bit... butthurt, dont'ya think?
4 years ago
a bit tinkle, yeah
4 years ago
Just a sign of disagreement
4 years ago
the funny part is that you "disagreed" with me saying you're cool....
4 years ago
I rather prefer if you didn't mention me at all
4 years ago
deep down, she doesn't think so...
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
Don't be mean, Ll
4 years ago
And to be honest lately you've become more annoying that usual
4 years ago
zeke has been on your side since day 1
4 years ago
and I'd prefer it if you didn't comment about me on old-ass posts, but, do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
4 years ago
Is loyalty just a word nowadays???
4 years ago
So when I press the stfu button, it's mean I don't agree with something in that statement or simply that you should shut the fuck up.
4 years ago
Now, both of you - shake hands and make up
4 years ago
Anything else your majesty requests?
4 years ago
don't make me take off my belt...


'cos it's gonna get weird if I do
4 years ago
I am on her side. She just doesn't get that a little banter means fuck-all. She likes to deal it out but can't take it.
4 years ago
Disrespect and loyalty. Such lose words aren't they
4 years ago
a lot of people here can dish it out, but are shit at taking it...
4 years ago
Don't speak for me like I'm not here. I can type too
4 years ago
Atta girl...
4 years ago
It sucks being on the brunt end.
Way more fun to look like the "big dog"
4 years ago
I'm in the mood for some pie...
4 years ago
And no I've never tried to disrespect you
If I really wanted to disrespect you, you'd know.
4 years ago
^that's true
4 years ago
You're a hypocrite. One second you're crying about me not paying you attention and the next you're calling me a hooker. Stop dragging me into your world of shit. Dishing out and recieveing are all part of the fun and games, you use my name around here like I'm yours
4 years ago
You've actually been pretty good with her since day one...
4 years ago
Lol, sprinkles.... You have no idea have you
4 years ago
comparatively speaking...
4 years ago
welcome to zeke!
4 years ago
ruh-roh...
4 years ago
I'm done.
1. Not butthurt
2. Carry on
3. "It's just mucho, man"
4 years ago
Yeah.....welcome to me.......it's all a joke, a big fucking game.
4 years ago
"baby i love you baby....youre so special baby....you slut"
4 years ago
I'm shitfaced....I didn't mean the hooker bit, and I don't mean to disrespect you loslobos......at least, not more than anyone else.
4 years ago
don't hold back zeke, she doesn't...
4 years ago
I know she doesn't
I try to show a little restraint though
4 years ago
Hell, I like the girl
4 years ago
I don't want any apologies.
4 years ago
tyoure just being brutally honest right zeke?
4 years ago
and on that note......I"m out of coke
gonna have to drink Evan Williams and eggnog :(
4 years ago
I bet you could turn her around with the right approach
4 years ago
Like what, get sober?
4 years ago
the ones with the toughest shells have the sweetest meat
4 years ago
See ya in 2014 mate
4 years ago
just turn on the charm zeke
4 years ago
Honestly tho, I wish for the best. The sober Zeke is far better company than the drunk sad one
4 years ago
that's not true sprinkles......softshells are way more succulent
4 years ago
Dik. Just fuck off you leech, no one invited you here
4 years ago
loslobos you don't know sober zeke.....he's a depressed, sardonic asshole......at least here I'm being lighthearted
4 years ago
maybe the hard shell theory only applies turtles...
4 years ago
You're even worse than tr, with that slimy half witted commenting
4 years ago
^she mad
4 years ago
get in the kitchen and make me a pie!
4 years ago
no, she's right
4 years ago
I might a fucking attitude but I have a heart aswell. Otherwise I wouldn't give a shit about this current circus
4 years ago
It was ment for dik, noob interposter
4 years ago
apologize to Dik...
4 years ago
he never did you no wrong Ll
4 years ago
I like your attitude lobos, don't change baby don't change
4 years ago
hey, that hurt...
4 years ago
i still want that pie
4 years ago
time for a drinky-poo
4 years ago
Don't give me that bs, Sprink. When tigers fight, you don't want to get caught in the middle
4 years ago
When you're a tasty morsel such as myself, it's the place to be.. RAWR!
4 years ago
and btw... interposter, did you not jump in to this here convo between me & Zeke, WITHOUT an invite, just a few minutes ago, hmmmm?

loslobos
Cut the bullshit sprinkles, you're like dik is to Zeke, a sticky smelly bandaid. I recommend a swift pull and you'll heal up in no time
48 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
Hahahha
4 years ago
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
4 years ago
Rule applies only to dik.
4 years ago
beauty of an online public forum....
4 years ago
See this isn't about him
4 years ago
It's just mucho, man
4 years ago
so, that pie I asked for... can I get an ETA?
4 years ago
what is it about?
4 years ago
cuz i'm kinda lost right now
4 years ago
and I'm down to one cigarette
4 years ago
Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole of the Law
4 years ago
Pie is pie, man... no more, no less... don't over think it
4 years ago
So bring out your drugs and bottles, fill your eyes with tears and your hearts with a stones. Type till your fingers bleed and the blood pours from your ears
Tomorrow ladies and germs, is fucking new years
4 years ago
thinking causes wrinkles ya know...
4 years ago
You must have great skin
*tee hee*
4 years ago
I lel'ed.
4 years ago
Zeke is my mucho pal. I hate his drunk ass but he's been relativity nice. For being mucho.
The past week has been a sad saga indeed and yea as you might get by now I'm a tinsy bitty irritated by it.
4 years ago
Thirst !
Not the thirst of the throat
Though that be the wildest and worst
of physical pangs_ that smote
Alone to the heart of Christ,
Wringing the one wild cry
“I thirst !” from His agony,
While the soldiers drank and diced :
Not the thirst benign
That calls the worker to wine ;
Not the bodily thirst
(Though that be frenzy accurst )
When the mouth is full of sand,
And the eyes are gummed up, and the ears
Trick the soul till it hears
Water, water at hand,
When a man will dig his nails
In his breast, and drink the blood
Already that clots and stales
Ere its tongue can tip its flood,
When the sun is a living devil
Vomiting vats of evil, and the moon and night but mock
The wretch on hiss barren rock,
And the dome of heaven high-arched
Like his mouth is arid and parched,
And the caves of his hearth high-spanned
Are choked with alkali sand !

Not this ! but a thirst uncharted ;
Body and soul alike
Traitors turned black-hearted,
Seeking a space to strike
In a victim already attuned
To one vast chord of wound ;
Every separate bone
Cold, an incarnate groan
Distilled from the icy sperm
Of hells implacable worm ;
Every drop of the river
Of blood aflame and a-quiver
With poison sweet and sour_
With a sudden twitch at the last
Like certain jagged daggers.
(With bloodshot eyes dull-glassed
The screaming Malay staggers
Trough his village aghast).
So blood wrenches its pain
Sardonic through heart and brain.
Every separate nerve
Awake and alert, on a curve
Whose asymptote’s name is “never”
In a hyperbolic “for ever !”
A bitten and burning snake
Striking its venom within it,
As if it might serve to slake
The pain for the tithe of a minute.

Awake, for ever awake !
Awake as one never is
While sleep is a possible end,
Awake in the void, the abyss
Whose thirst is an echo of this
That martyrs, world without end,
(World without end, Amen !)
The man that falters and yields
For the proverb’s “month and an hour”
To the lure of the snow-starred fields
Where the opium poppy’s aflower.

Only the prick of a needle
Charged from a wizard well !
Is this sufficient to wheedle
A soul from heaven to hell ?
Was mans spirit weaned
From fear of its ghosts and gods
To fawn at the feet of a fiend ?
Is it such terrible odds_
The heir of ages of wonder,
The crown of earth for an hour,
The master of tide and thunder
Against the juice of a flower ?
Ay ! in the roar and rattle
Of all the armies of sin,
This was the only battle
He was never known to win.

Slave to the thirst _ not thirst
As here it is weakly written,
Not thirst in the brain black-bitten,
In the soul more sorely smitten !
One dare not think of the worst !
Beyond the raging and raving
Hell of the physical craving
Lies, in the brain benumbed,
At the end of time and space,
An abyss, unmeasured, unplumbed_
The haunt of a face !

She is it, she, that found me
In the morphia honeymoon ;
With silk and steel she bound me,
In her poisonous milk she drowned me,
Even now her arms surround me,
Stifling me into her swoon
That still _ but oh, how rarely !_
Comes at the thrust of the needle,
Steadily stares and squarely,
Nor needs to fondle and wheedle
Her slave agasp for a kiss,
Hers whose horror is his
That knows that viper womb,
Speckled and barred with black
On its rusty amber scales,
In his tomb_
The straining, groaning, rack
On which he wails _ he wails !

Her cranial dome is vaulted,
Her mad Mongolian eyes
Aslant with the ecstacies
Of things immune, exalted
Far beyond stars and skies,
Slits of amber and jet_
Her snout for the quarry set
Fleshy and heavy and gross,
Bestial, broken across,
And below it her mouth that drips
Blood from the lips
That hide the fangs of a snake,
Drips on venomous udders
Mountainous flanks that fret,
And the spirit sickens and shudders
At the hint of worse thing yet.

Olya ! the golden bait
Barbed with infinite pain,
Fatal, fanatical mate
Of a poisoned body and brain !
Olya, the name that leers
Its lecherous longing and knavery,
Whispers in crazing ears
The secret spell of her slavery.

Horror indeed intense,
Seduction ever intenser
Swinging the smoke of sense
From the bowl of a smouldering censer !
Behind me, behind and above,
She stands that mirror of love.
Her fingers are supple-jointed ;
Her nails are polished and pointed,
And tipped with spurs of gold :
With them she rowels the brain.
Her lust is critical, cold ;
And her Chinese cheeks are pale,
As she daintily picks, profane
With her octopus lips, and the teeth
Jagged and black beneath,
Pulp and blood from a nail.
One swift prick was enough
In days gone by to invoke her :
She was incarnate love
In the hours when I first awoke her.
Little by little I found
The truth of her, stripped of clothing,
Bitter beyond all bound,
Leprous beyond all loathing.
Black, the plague of the pit,
Her pustules visibly fester,
Cancerous kisses that bit
As the asp caressed her.

Dragon of lure and dread,
Tiger of fury and lust,
The quick in chains to the dead,
The slime alive in the dust,
Brazen shame like a flame,
An orgy of pregnant pollution
With hate beyond aim or name_
Orgasm, death, dissolution !
Know you now why her eyes
So fearfully glaze, beholding
Terrors and infamies
Like filthy flowers unfolding ?
Laughter widowed of ease,
Agony barred from sadness,
Death defeated of peace,
Is she not madness ?

She waits for me, lazily leering,
As moon goes murdering moon ;
The moon of her triumph is nearing ;
She will have me wholly soon.

And you, you puritan others,
Who have missed the morphia craving,
Cry scorn if I call you brothers,
Curl lip at my maniac raving,
Fools, seven times beguiled,
You have not known her ? Well !
There was never a need she smiled
To harry you into hell !

Morphia is but one
Spark of its secular fire
She is the single sun_
The type of all desire !
All that you would , you are_
And that is the crown of a craving.
You are slaver of the wormwood star.
Analysed, reason is raving.
Feeling, examined, is pain.
What heaven were to hope for a doubt of it !
Life is anguish, insane ;
And death is _ not a way out of it !

from the Diary Of A Drug Fiend
By Aleister Crowley
4 years ago
Also, hitler......
4 years ago
It's when I get on and I see my name and some sad story and countless comments on thread about Zeke and me and Zeke and that and so on it makes me miss my anonmymous days. I could get on, have a laugh, watch some disturbing things without all this attention. I loved it. That's it
4 years ago
I said Hitler you hooker!
4 years ago
Not reading all that...
4 years ago
you know.....you could go back to anonymous by simply not commenting
4 years ago
Heil Hitler
4 years ago
What banished to lurking, pffft hell no
4 years ago
Heil Godwin
4 years ago
Do you know what the Jews did at auschwitz for fun?
4 years ago
no, what?
4 years ago
They had a gas
4 years ago
Get it
;)
4 years ago
yeah......i got it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdqEbdglqhI
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iAIM02kv0g
4 years ago
Only way to kill a thread I guess
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zPkE5Kuym8
4 years ago
Ok dik. You came come back now, I'm leaving
4 years ago
who, would you say, was the least nice to you lesbos?

4 years ago
fuck off makodragon
i regret ever asking you to come back here
4 years ago
I regret ever ... errr, I regret nothing
4 years ago
I hope your mother does
4 years ago
me too. lol I feel like david attenborough approaching a gorilla's alpha female
4 years ago
only, zeke doesnt get to pound the female
4 years ago
are you saying I'm the bottom bitch?
I'll take that as a compliment
4 years ago
I'd say you're at least a power bottom.
4 years ago
that's not what I meant, but it was badly written
4 years ago
the bottom bitch is the #1 trick......
it means i'm special :3
4 years ago
8)
4 years ago
I'm still trying to figure out who the fuck this "Maggie" is...
4 years ago
magawdaggie
4 years ago
Make some sense, candyassfaggot.
4 years ago
ahem - sprinkles, and i think boner also, refer to magawd as maggiie


did i do good?
4 years ago
No. Go for a nice drive and let me know how that goes.
4 years ago
* possum drives and brings along cassette tapes *
4 years ago
I need some mothafuckin butts
4 years ago
remember zeke how you said the other day that it was ohsnap that kept calling yoiu? well i just talked to her and she said that the real story is exactly what i said...she called you because you were so desperate you gave your number out..then you kept the numbers abd yopu called her like a week later all the time at all hours
4 years ago
LIKE I SAID
4 years ago
I talked to jrob earlier and he said you were fugly dik, and also that your hair is greasy.
4 years ago
Doc Brown would be ashamed of Dik's hair is what he said.
4 years ago
that's more or less what i said......she called me then a week or so later i called her back, but no it wasn't at "all hours"
I have a hard time believing that you're seriously this fucking retarded dik
4 years ago
not at all what you said you ape....."wouldnt stop calling so i had to get mean: thats the truth...the fact you recorded the numbers to call later....wtf guy
4 years ago
"naby loslobos baby just give me your number baby"
4 years ago
sandwick fucking shop
4 years ago
50+ years old and still making up lies like a fucking 8 year old
can't simply repeat something without making up shit to sound more eniticing
it's quite sad
4 years ago
"recorded the numbers"
hahaha
what a fucking idiot
4 years ago
"wouldn't stop calling"
i called her like twice in a row
no answer
4 years ago
are you calling ohsnap a liar?
4 years ago
i'm calling you a fucking child
4 years ago
you got women to call you to get their numbers to call back....weeks later...you did that
4 years ago
what be blacker than pots and kettles?
4 years ago
seriously.....50+ years old
when are you thinking about growing up dik?
4 years ago
its true.....you cant deny it....
4 years ago
yeah she called me and the number was in my phone
i called her a couple times, no answer
then she flipped her bitch switch on me for calling
how is that any different then what i said originally
fucking manchild......
4 years ago
you got women to call you to save their number to call them hammered in the future...i bet you did it to los lobos
4 years ago
you're pathetic dik
4 years ago
"called her a couple of times"....hahahahahaha i know you and i know her..youre called her a couple of times is more like her "would not stop calling"
4 years ago
she mearly had to change her number man
4 years ago
how do you think its ok
4 years ago
i called her a couple times in a row.....one night
at 8 pm
4 years ago
zeke - when and if you remain kinda sorta sober - dont be a fucking jerk


that is all
4 years ago
i most likely will be :/
when....
4 years ago
so tr_zeke in other words every thing i said was true
4 years ago
christ you're a fucking child
4 years ago
whats your phone number
baby i wont abuse it baby,,im not like that baby..youre so beauriful baby..omg baby can i have some nude pics baby
4 years ago
baby im differen baby
4 years ago
is that what you said to try to get her to jamaica?
4 years ago
zeke, you're a joke
4 years ago
haha.....enemas
4 years ago
You stupid spade. Love and Basketball would have been a much better title.
4 years ago
Above the rim
4 years ago
agreed
4 years ago
Air Whoredan
4 years ago
That title is redundant.
4 years ago
recover password