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Do Da Urkel Dance!

This genuinely terrifies me

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by Jones

submitted December 29th 2013

221 comments
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oh god, turn your speakers down, protip
4 years ago
Ignore her. Turn that volume up. Dik, especially.
4 years ago
JamesT, honest helpful gentleman.
4 years ago
spoken like a true sotafag
4 years ago
gosh
4 years ago
* possum goes for a drive, into south central MN *
4 years ago
"there wont be no survivors"
4 years ago
Oh god. It hasn't stopped snowing where I'm at. Car's stuck in the parking lot last time I checked. I'm held up in my apartment eating turkey and drinking eggnog, watching movies I've already watched.
4 years ago
Download some new ones faggot!
4 years ago
After hellraiser 2 I'll probably download another movie. What's a good movie from you country barrel?
4 years ago
* xzekiel downloads Eggs *
4 years ago
You're ugly.
4 years ago
I can't answer that :(
4 years ago
like that stupid 3rd world country can afford to make a movie
4 years ago
I need a movie I haven't seen before and like a young fgt with a lot of time I've seen a lot of movies. Also rish where's dik? is he still wearing your shirt from you last date?
4 years ago
You could watch Reisen til julestjernen, but its pretty powerful stuff, you might cry :(
4 years ago
the 76 version or 2012?
4 years ago
I wouldn't watch that without parental supervision.
4 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/list/kQGjXKvN-8o/
4 years ago
Both have their merits.

















(I don't really know what that means.)
4 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/

nazi fucking zombies
4 years ago
On a serious note, i was going to suggest Trollhunter (Trolljegeren) from that list, its not great but its kinda fun and i'm sure it will give you a laugh at the stupid Norwegians.
4 years ago
Yes don't watch the Scandinavian version of the Christmas Story without parental supervision. Also bad list zekebro trollhunter and kon tiki sucked ass
4 years ago
I'm downloading Troll Hunter and Kitchen Stories
4 years ago
I didn't make the list
4 years ago
And Dead Snow is boring as well
looks awesome, but the movie blows
4 years ago
I liked the undubbed version of dead snow. When they dubbed it they fucked up the jokes, the timing, some of the dialogue got lost, etc. :(
4 years ago
norweigians,the only people that could mess up a movie about nazi zombies
4 years ago
Norwegian movies usually suck ass to be honest, i don't pay attention to them, so i had never even heard about most of the films on that list.
4 years ago
baby i love you baby
4 years ago
fucking child
4 years ago
ever heard this song baby> baby it reminds me of you baby.... wwww.shit.com
4 years ago
loslobos baby can i have some pics babt?
4 years ago
Could swear i smelled something moldy, oh, just stans fur.
4 years ago
mmmm baby your vagina baby,,,baby
4 years ago
Imma download Kitchen Stories and watch with Zeke.
4 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
Gayniggers from Outer space, heard good things about it dgaf if it's homo I'm downloading it and watching it tonight.
4 years ago
but baby thats my fav song baby,,,you stupid fat cunt
4 years ago
baby
4 years ago
Enjoy dik guys.

* Barret fucks off *
4 years ago
jrob haha ...the budget michoer
4 years ago
"my head isnt a circle...repeat
4 years ago
So I assume chat is still broken.
4 years ago
Okay never mind on Gayniggers now it's going to be I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
4 years ago
Just Canadian.
4 years ago
no idea who barret is besides slurping heathers dong like a goatling on a teat
4 years ago
What? Im the guy that helped you remember mucho veteran names so you wouldn't look like a noob in front of everyone.
Damn ungrateful Canadians.
4 years ago
Its just 2 days ago i had to explain dik who Jerkstore is, Jerkstore...
4 years ago
nothing he says is ever legit
4 years ago
What a noob.
4 years ago
helped me hahasha
4 years ago
He's a 50 year old child constantly fibbing for attention
4 years ago
if i didnt recall you you didnt mean much to me...you aint my friend barret sio you can fuck off into zeke town
4 years ago
Anyway, im not gonna argue with dik, i don't want him following me around in every thread, repeating the same 2-3 comments for half a year.
4 years ago
ooooo look zeke waked uo
4 years ago
Stay circle headed my friends.
4 years ago
hahahahaha
4 years ago
it would be much longer than half a year
4 years ago
he's a creature of habit
it's all he knows
4 years ago
repetition....
4 years ago
"but what about when i pointed out who to pwb dik?"
hahaha
4 years ago
get fuckin real
4 years ago
what a disgrace
4 years ago
attention whore supreme
4 years ago
man up you pussies
4 years ago
"but dik i told you about some jerks"......you fucking candyass narret
4 years ago
PATHETIC
4 years ago
you fucking babies
4 years ago
this isnt the cub scouts you fucking weaklings
4 years ago
cry baby fuckin bitches..."but dik"....no...suck it barret
4 years ago
how bad does it suck living your life dik?
it's okay, you can open up
4 years ago
* Jones considers installing a new spam filter *
4 years ago
i love my life....im happy every day all day...im almost too happy
4 years ago
right....you're 50 fucking years old acting like a child on the internet, making up lies for attention and begging girls to go to fucking kokomo with you to no avail
who wouldn't love that life?
4 years ago
your overwhelming joy is completely apparent.....
4 years ago
zeke you just spent 16 hours telling loslobos how depressed you are
4 years ago
chicks love greasy depressed snails
4 years ago
You want to know who I miss?


























Jaimee
4 years ago
cue shitstorm.....
4 years ago
"hi im loslobos im 19 ..i work at street bum..im lookinh for a 30 year old depressed alcoholic"
4 years ago
* Barret starts laughing 67 seconds into the movie *
4 years ago
my work here is done
4 years ago
"hey loslobos i happen to be a 30 tear old depressed alcoholic"
4 years ago
67 seconds is oddly specific
4 years ago
Barret, have you watched Klovn yet faggot?
4 years ago
3 weeks later loslobos.."i wish i was anonymopus ..zeke wont leave me alone"
4 years ago
This? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434695/

Never heard of it.
4 years ago
3 weeks later dik.."3 weeks later loslobos.."i wish i was anonymopus ..zeke wont leave me alone""
4 years ago
@jones Clow the sitcom?
4 years ago
Clown*
4 years ago
4 weeks later jones saqys
4 years ago
Yah, but give the movie a watch first to get a taste of what the series is like - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1680136/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
4 years ago
i got nothin
4 years ago
I've seen parts of the sitcom, but not the movie :(
4 years ago
jones white knighting zeke haha
4 years ago
thats outa nowhere
4 years ago
jones doesn't even like me
he just sees what a repetitive annoying sack of shit you are
4 years ago
I can recommend it, as long as you can endure that Danish gibberish talk.
4 years ago
lol, 1 torrent, 13 GB, damn you Jones.
4 years ago
Thats the series nortard.
4 years ago
I'm one of those people that pretends foreign films are automatically more intellectual, but with the way American movies are it's pretty much true.
4 years ago
Oh wait, wtf - 13 GB indeed
4 years ago
cry babies unite
maybe the 3 of you can get tr and fuck zeke in the bum...then have a meeting
4 years ago
not American movies Sinaitis......Hollywood movies
complete garbage
4 years ago
IN THE BUM
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa37RuMxBbY
4 years ago
Sorry North American movies, mostly Canadian, Hollywood, and Mexican movies are pretty bad :(
4 years ago
im on fire
4 years ago
Well, theres a 800mb one if you could only be arsed to search for 'Klovn the Movie' instead.
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
Nah don't worry about it, still have 0.5% space left in that drive.
4 years ago
The subs aren't working on kitchen stories :(
4 years ago
Did you unzip the zip file?
4 years ago
Yeah and renamed the subs......dunno
maybe need to rename the extension srt
4 years ago
still no
I'll have to find subs for it later
4 years ago
can maybe drop the english sub in the video window when playing it. dunno about those fancy mac programs.
4 years ago
with the same name in the same folder they're supposed to work....
i'll have to find some later
4 years ago
Use google translate?
4 years ago
wtf, Trollhunter duh.
4 years ago
(im late)
4 years ago
Call me a horrible person, I didn't like trollhunter that much.
4 years ago
i really liked it. except the end
4 years ago
Agreed.

Kitchen Stories is turning out to be one weird film...

Its Me and Zeke sitting in the kitchen, staring at eachother, that's basically the whole movie.
4 years ago
* jrob2020 downloads *
4 years ago
I bet zeke wishes they were back in the kitchen now eh?
4 years ago
the women i mean
4 years ago
that looks like something that climbed out of a microwave in chernoble
4 years ago
Or an unused prob from Gremlins 3: In Da Hood
4 years ago
* possum resigns from dog *
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdsmuElafSY
4 years ago
i was hoping for something civilized
4 years ago
Awwww He dancin
4 years ago
The end was the scariest part.
4 years ago
Go to bed
4 years ago
I just woke back up. I had a power nap.
4 years ago
Well good morning!
4 years ago
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey
4 years ago
Nope, not morning. My bitch woke me up. Now i'm making her stay awake. Having a few more drinks, watching Big Bang, i'll be asleep in an hour or so.
4 years ago
Only faggots watch "Big Bang"
4 years ago
If watching that big tittied blond ho makes me a fag, then so be it.
4 years ago
Goomba lookin' ass nigga...
4 years ago
Go back and don`t you come back without your neck again!
4 years ago
I feel mislead. Bongwater looked a lot taller in his picture.
4 years ago
Probably the best sub from the last 2 weeks.
4 years ago
not even close you idiot
4 years ago
Yes possum im sure your "newscasters say the same lines over and over again" videos were great.
4 years ago
was that a whoosh?
4 years ago
I drew Heather while you were gone so jen would show festive glitter twat/titties
4 years ago
where is the link of that btw?
4 years ago
stupit barret
4 years ago
And it was a spitting image :/
4 years ago
Yeah nice drawing Sin, made me think of those Heavy Metal Magazine front covers.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/rnPHioO.jpg
Save this. It will get buried. Also you're welcome ungrateful faggots.
4 years ago
meh - ungrateful bannerless twat
4 years ago
green wasnt really the colour to use. Wet zombie vagina.
4 years ago
wtf?!
4 years ago
wet zombie vagina.....that's just makes it hotter
4 years ago
not trying to be a dick, but that ho is ugly
4 years ago
Did she black out her gunt in the bottom pic?
4 years ago
closed circuit to JB - yak got his $, he's still waiting for you to choose yer banner, ma'am
4 years ago
i just noticed... >

too kind man
4 years ago
Jenbirdy
k.... so... I can't really find ANY shade of glitter that is flattering ;/ the red looked like i just had a terrible rash... as evident in the boobie pic.... MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT
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4 years ago
* possum hisses @ everybody now *
4 years ago
Get em.
4 years ago
pink? What a noob
4 years ago
So when exactly do you plan on retiring again old fart, so I know when to sub all the OC?
4 years ago
Now im imagining jurdy spending all day pouring on various glitters and washing it off to find the perfect color.
4 years ago
Hey hows that guy whatshisname doing?

Jurick?
4 years ago
OxyConton?
4 years ago
@ dog - as soon as zeke has spent at least 2 months sober....
4 years ago
yoricK?
4 years ago
Jurick and ossum have problems can't coexist together.
4 years ago
Yes yorICK
4 years ago
thanks barret 8)
4 years ago
it's a speed/acid thing - you wouldnt understand
4 years ago
No worries bromako, the brofist link just isn't the same when you have to click it.
4 years ago
dude cant even control his BMs these days
4 years ago
Hahaha
4 years ago
:( TMI
4 years ago
I just finished a bucket of icecream.. I feel like such a norfag :(
4 years ago
fair warning
4 years ago
speaking of sobriety and shitting oneself
i need to go get some beer
4 years ago
that's the spirit!
4 years ago
i still got a day
4 years ago
here's the deal zeke - you dont need to stop drinking, you just need a fucking JOB


* possum blurps *
4 years ago
That doesn't make any sense, i hardly drink, and i never work!
4 years ago
oops forgive me for revealing mice elf as a bitter old man


- you go start your sandwich shop son....
4 years ago
* Barret joins Jones in eating tubs of icecream *
4 years ago
at barrel - like we both dont know the details
4 years ago
yeah i got a job lined up
but i'ma keep drinkin til 2014
4 years ago
* xzekiel goes out for ice cream and beer *
4 years ago
* possum spams Prince vids *
4 years ago
Such grump.
Much lips.
So belly.

Wow.
4 years ago
As if you ever stopped tubby.
4 years ago
So whose betting on jrob subbing this as soon as he is unbanned?
http://i.imgur.com/K5IbFYT.jpg
4 years ago
is this a dog?
4 years ago
Im afraid we may have seen the last of jorb-o, after overdosing on being a redneck, he has gone full paranoid and refuses to turn of his 7 proxies, and you can't MS without turning them off.
4 years ago
Seahamster
4 years ago
good riidance
4 years ago
or something like that
4 years ago
Where's bono? I was almost starting to like him.
4 years ago
Working on his Christmas sub
4 years ago
what a maroon
4 years ago
could i sub a hipster music vid now?
4 years ago
Maybe...
4 years ago
* possum subs and nods off all at the same damn time *
4 years ago
It better be cool
4 years ago
i have no idea - it's just what i ended up listening to tonight

tldr?

fuck off
4 years ago
ps - lol at fucking throb


4 years ago
Dave Grohl. The baddest motherfucker alive.
4 years ago
thats just what a know-nothing idiot redneck would say ^
4 years ago
I'm not a redneck.
4 years ago
What's all the redneck hate about? Rednecks are the shit
4 years ago
they just need to learn the correct term for crayfish
4 years ago
Crawdads.
4 years ago
what the motherfuck
4 years ago
i had not watched this.....
4 years ago
This guy can do this and jawgs still can't do the gravy or anything else worthwhile.
4 years ago
I tried to laugh, but nothing came out. Sorry, Jones. 8( Maybe if he'd done something else pertaining to his human existence, I might've giggled. Oh well....
4 years ago
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