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Utter Failure Part Deux

I talk a big game but I couldn't do it. The record stands at 8 shots since I didn't measure it out. Sorry kids, no puke.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by xzekiel

submitted December 29th 2013

315 comments
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comments (315)
^this is what I want right now
4 years ago
I just ate the cheese off the top of a pizza so I'm not far off
4 years ago
That was probably for the best.
4 years ago
mm......I got jack and cokes for the rest of the night and i'm not puking whiskey out my nose.....
4 years ago
that preview freezeframe is unfortunate
4 years ago
fuck you my niggernose is sexy
4 years ago
wait.....what?
4 years ago
nice effort anyhow zeke
4 years ago
Huh....
4 years ago
what?
4 years ago
Fake! That eggnog bottle had clearly already been opened.
4 years ago
What was that weird, Come as You Are song?
4 years ago
All apologies
4 years ago
Yeah! But what was it?
4 years ago
Is that a music box?
4 years ago
It's called Rock-a-bye
It's popular bands put to lullabies for babies

I considered the bluegrass versions of caring is creepy and nothing else matters, then I considered the Tool - sober rockabye
I settled on this, cuz well, it's fitting.
4 years ago
The most fitting
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZYgsMXHY_w
4 years ago
The Nirvana thing was cool. I wasn't even paying attention to it at first, then I was like where do I know this from? Then I realized what it was and was even more confused.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dfoRHGFSZs
4 years ago
wow, ignore that. wrong one.
4 years ago
Yeah, anyway.....it was rockabye All Apologies
4 years ago
It was cool.
4 years ago
I came back down. I gave it a second listen. It wasn't as cool as I thought. Interesting, but not as cool as it was an hour or so ago.
4 years ago
One day Zeke does a suicide video..
4 years ago
nah, aint gonna happen
4 years ago
do i need to link that thingy again?
4 years ago
link away
4 years ago
You kinda look like walter white.
4 years ago
I think that was said on part 1
4 years ago
I was not really giving it that much attention.
4 years ago
WALTER WHITE CASTLE
4 years ago
Zeke, you look like you're being held hostage.
4 years ago
nah, it's just me being fat and getting drunk the one last time
4 years ago
you're not that fat, broseph. I've seen FAT, buddy. 8(
4 years ago
when you going on the wagon Zeke?
4 years ago
broseph>buddy
4 years ago
I know I'm not super fat, but I have more fat on my body then I want.....
4 years ago
*falling off
4 years ago
besides, i just want to drink and eat right now and link musice
4 years ago
^@BW
4 years ago
not you punky.....
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnT4tToP2Oo
4 years ago
brownwings.....new year
4 years ago
Im not sure I can think of anything worse than a bluegrass tribute to the shins
4 years ago
a polka tribute to bon iver?
4 years ago
maybe a Shins tribute to bluegrass
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik-RYOy7nME
4 years ago
thanks for that punky
4 years ago
but heather.....it works.........
like lullaby ac/dc
or jaydiohead
it fucking works
4 years ago
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
4 years ago
stop being such a superficial c-word
4 years ago
it makes for good music, fuck it
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1aEo4SkOWg
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc6H2azeBGI
4 years ago
dude..you dont fucking know good music..stop blowing smoke up your own skirt
4 years ago
you also hate radiohead and think the beatles are overrated zeke, I'm quite not superficial for disliking bluegrass :/
4 years ago
Damn.....I was being so serious too.......
4 years ago
hey I like Faithless the Wonder Boy and Rocky Raccoon
4 years ago
heather, settle down.....no qualms
4 years ago
Wait, what, The Beatles were overrated? Which fucker said that?
4 years ago
emokiel
4 years ago
I wish Wesley willis was still alive. Suck a cheetahs dick is a classic.
4 years ago
i think billymayshere said that....
4 years ago
the beatles overrated?..nah..but i would say paul was the most talented of the lot
4 years ago
I'm a George kinda girl
4 years ago
Burns?
4 years ago
of the Harrison varitAY
4 years ago
the beatles blow
4 years ago
well im a pete fan
4 years ago
^WHAT A BUNCH OF BRATS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWaFVvVoj4o
4 years ago
^BRATS
4 years ago
not watching your fucking links momo..you have to lay off the faggyfuckness
4 years ago
*fags
4 years ago
If you're talking to me I'm going to embrace the "faggyfuckness" and put on some Cat Stevens now
4 years ago
I WILL LINK WHAT I WANT, BILLY...FUCK YOUR HEART. (love ya)
4 years ago
punky........you can't just go around saying you love everyone randomly
4 years ago
I have crushed on a couple, granted, but I wasn't like a fucking dog running around sniffing everyone's crotch
4 years ago
zeke i told you the exact same thing, more than once.
4 years ago
exact same o what?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2084nQbmvk&list=PLgAM56BJH0cfp_wUFq-Qv2Z2Vx6z9j8wC
4 years ago
'you cant just go around telling people you love them'
4 years ago
oh you mean I can't just say I love people at random?
well, I do.....
4 years ago
well so can punky. dont be a hypocrite.
4 years ago
I think that's all bullshit
if i care about someone i'm going to say it
it's easy for me to care
now, if i say i care and she backs away
well that's just being over-emotional
i have no shame telling people here i love them, guys or girls whether it's true or not
4 years ago
oh I was trying to tell punky that all these frigid bitches would hate him for it.....he's my boy
4 years ago
Who doesn't love a little Pumpky now and then?
4 years ago
amirite?
4 years ago
I for one want some punky in my life
4 years ago
a little Pumpky never hurt no one...
4 years ago
he's the most original member on this site.

Fact.
4 years ago
and he speaks openly with no worry of repercussions
that's why i love him
4 years ago
sprinks link me a song
4 years ago
hang on...
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Boots or hearts...

http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CDEQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DuER0SS6bJpw&ei=NNXAUsTmL_KkyAGjrYD4Cw&usg=AFQjCNG8Yhke17FWOCXIVBFl0y4_1KCVCg&bvm=bv.58187178,d.aWc&cad=rja
4 years ago
do we really need to hash this out here heather?
4 years ago
That Iron Horse version of Enter Sandman is pretty cool too.
4 years ago
that's one long-assed link...
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser hands Sprinkles "the mirror". *

Don't do all of it, Sprinks, I owe my guy 60 bucks, and it has to do till the New Year. 8(
4 years ago
boots
4 years ago
hash what out?
4 years ago
Oh, wait a minute! Heather! Now that you're here. How bad wa the zeke thing? Please tell me.
4 years ago
Yeah, zeke. Hash what out?
4 years ago
i liked her.......i got drunk and told her i loved her
then i got over it
then some time passed
then i started calling her names
and everyone else (white-knights) took offense to me calling her names
4 years ago
Here you go zeke...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uER0SS6bJpw
4 years ago
i don't even think i told her i loved her......
cuz, well, i didn't
I just told her she was beautiful

and sprinkles that looks awful
i'm not even clicking play
4 years ago
no you most definitely said i love you, over and over
4 years ago
but i dont even care about that
4 years ago
Quit that shit two decades ago PB...
4 years ago
how is that such a bad thing? I love sprinkles here too
I just don't say it
4 years ago
How bad was it? Heather?
4 years ago
the worst was/is you being an asshole (for no reason) while drunk, apologizing when sober, then repeating the cycle pretty much every time you drink.
4 years ago
Answer me, bitch!
4 years ago
I didn't mean to call you names.
4 years ago
stop spamming and take a pill, shit.
4 years ago
I already apologized.
4 years ago
He needs to get out more.
4 years ago
oh stfu heather you stupid cunt i still think you're beautiful and love you as a person......now quit running your mouth you vapid cunt
4 years ago
Whoa! Thats a little uncalled for, zeke.
4 years ago
hey zeke, you answered the question first, not me. remember that?
4 years ago
you started talking about hashing things out and you brought it up, I really dont give a fuck.
4 years ago
I remember that. I doubt he does.
4 years ago
GOD, I'M ALONE HERE, ON THIS PILE OF SHIT. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF, AND ROT IN HELL FOREVER. SPRINKS, YOU WILL DO SOME BLOW, AND LIKE IT, FAGGOT. I WILL DUCK-TAPE YOUR HANDS AND FEET, AND POUR THE COKE INTO YOUR BUTT-HOLE, VIA A FUNNEL I BOUGHT AT HOME DEPOT, YOU BAG OF NOTHING(love ya)
4 years ago
what are you even talking about?
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
you answered rish's question, then told ME to stop running my mouth. thats what
4 years ago
* 1rish1 makes popcorn *
4 years ago
That is what.
4 years ago
Were all of his "attacks" as random as this?
4 years ago
Zeke, you got to work on your smooth talk mate, you are a tad rusty.
4 years ago
He's got me all wet...
4 years ago

xzekiel The Iron Liver
goes from calling her the cunt, whore of mucho right back to sugar plum in a matter of minutes.......classy
1 day agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 2 stfus

KURUPT
Why do you always stick your big malnourished head in where it's not wanted. Fuck off zeke.
1 day agoreport spam | like | stfu

xzekiel The Iron Liver
because i don't particularly care what you want
does that answer the question?
1 day agoreport spam | like | stfu

DushanMandik
LMFAO @ zx criticizing anyone for doing what he does oh so well...
1 day agoreport spam | like | stfu

xzekiel The Iron Liver
oh when i call someone a cunt whore i mean it
i don't revert right back to calling them a delicate flower
1 day agoreport spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
Hahaha!!!
4 years ago
Did he just get run off?
4 years ago
zeke! Where are you?
4 years ago
dude.......
that's from hours ago
catch up rish
4 years ago
I'm right here, baby.
4 years ago
hipsters
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/1GVFylY.jpg
4 years ago
Heather, this(the above image)could be used in thread fights, ya know...
4 years ago
how long you been collecting ear-bogies punks?
4 years ago
why did you save a picture of my bowl of popcorn :(
4 years ago
ear-bogies? I think you meant..."head-boogers", MD. So, you think I'm a dumb-ass, MD. If so, fuck your face, buddy. If I'm mistaken, please forgive me, and I love you, broseph.
4 years ago
@Heather BECAUSE I WANT TO BE NEAR YOU, YOU SILLY-BUTT. 8)
4 years ago
^CREEPY?
4 years ago
oh, ok
4 years ago
so we're cool?
4 years ago
I'll take your silence as a "NO". 8(
4 years ago
Looks more like a plate, as opposed to a bowl...
4 years ago
commit to one or the other punky ffs. Dont bottle up the rage man. Set it free like monkey jizz
4 years ago
Heather, I would like to apologize for zeke. This isn't the kind of behavior Mucho condones.
4 years ago
like Dush has any "PULL" here....



http://muchosucko.com/119043/Dirt-Road-Anthem
4 years ago
....................what....does that.....have to do with me talking about the credentials of a bowl?
4 years ago
its a shallow bowl
4 years ago
So it's a salad bowl then
4 years ago
rapping, combined with country music.....



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4 years ago
Punky, combined with Cocaine...



Stfu
4 years ago
I wish bONO wOuld sHow me How To copy n paste.
4 years ago
Maybe he WOULD if you hadn't run him off....jerk.
4 years ago
I was just trying to be nice. I'm a good man, Dush.
4 years ago
shallow bowl aka bowl
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/1GVFylY.jpg
4 years ago
^WOULD EAT
4 years ago
I'd eat out of Heather's bowl any day.

* DushanMandik jabs flunkyloser and winks *
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser records event *
4 years ago
Notice I said bowl, not bowel brolanda
4 years ago
ya know Dush, It's just gonna be me and you from here on out, broesph. Nobody likes us, and they're not going to join in on the comment fun. So, yes...let the ugly truth be known...we're fucked....BUDDY.
4 years ago
You're both a couple of fags.
4 years ago
^creative?
4 years ago
How many times are you gonna use the word "FAG" rish? Do your homework, and "cum" up with something new, buddy.
4 years ago
rish, I will fly you to my door-step, if you promise to give me a back rub, after you cum in my guts, you faggot.
4 years ago
thats the best looking thing ive seen on MS in a while..big fluffy plate of popped corn
4 years ago
He should sub it.
4 years ago
you guys are spammy fucks
love you pumpky (and heather)
afterthought...
4 years ago
Like I give a fuck who likes me or not...

* DushanMandik whistles Dixie *
4 years ago
you used tocare......
4 years ago
That was a long time ago zeke.
4 years ago
liar
4 years ago
I care a great deal
bit i'ma pass out
4 years ago
i just had this dream where some dirty brith was robbing the shit outta hether.....that was my dream
4 years ago
i'm pretty drunk.....
4 years ago
this is for heather and fuck dik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6QDjDPRF5c
4 years ago
i'm about to vomit eggnog
4 years ago
worth it
4 years ago
there was this town in Cananada.....and a town in Montana......both picturesque.......i wanted to stop at both, but i thought I had somewhere to go........christ i was wrong
4 years ago
So I'm back here in a not-so-picturesque town
4 years ago
Ummm:

A. Why are you wasting good whiskey by drinking eggnog?
B. Why are we fucking dik?
C. Why is there a pallet in your livingroom?
4 years ago
A) If I'm going to chug I need good whiskey
B) What? Fuck dik
C) It's actually not a pallet but long story short cuz I don't have a couch or tv yet
4 years ago
it's a chair without hardware that i have no desire to put together
and so i have no desire to throw it in the basement yet
4 years ago
<3 you kirk
4 years ago
Fair enough. Carry-on. If you puke, a video would certainly be appreciated.
4 years ago
I'm not gonna puke......it's been a couple hours
4 years ago
and I'm rarely serious
4 years ago
Give that eggnog-goodness some time to do its magic. All curdling with the whiskey and whatnot.
4 years ago
i've had two beers and eaten the tops off of pizzas
i'm ok.
I didn't manage the fifth cuz i knew i'd puke
i don't really vomit
ever
4 years ago
To recap: I do love you heather. I also love Toaster and gg and jrob and believe it or not Barrel. Unfortunately dush as well. I love a lot of people, stop being so emo about it and thinking you're special. Punky's just a methhead.
4 years ago
I told drumrave he could come live with me......and I was serious.....
4 years ago
it's love or hate with me
4 years ago
fuck i'm drunk..
4 years ago
how many hours left, sir?
4 years ago
oh idk.....less than 24
the zeke experience will be gone for good
4 years ago
* xzekiel drinks up *
4 years ago
i suggest joining a lot of book clubs and stuff
4 years ago
it might hep
4 years ago
there are lots of books i want to read
i also want to get into woodworking and shit
maybe painting too
i don't really want to stop drinking
but there's so many activities to do
4 years ago
also I need chickens and vagina
4 years ago
I mean, I could get chickens and vagina while continuing drinking, but i'd prolly kill the poor bastards and the vag just wouldn't be pristine.
4 years ago
any chick that would get with a drunk zeke is not the kind of girl I want
4 years ago
i also need to find a new Mr. Plow
4 years ago
I need a kid to do shit for me
4 years ago
I know i'm just talking to myself here but whatever
4 years ago
you know what I hate?
people who describe themselves as "chill" or "laid back"
they never are
they're always the most uptight motherfuckers you'll ever meet



and this has been zeke's pet peeves....on jd
4 years ago
well, i've been listening, zeke - however, i gotta go to work now so carrion
4 years ago
and self-proclamations just irritate me
"i'm so cool and laid back"
no you're not you fucking poser
4 years ago
i think I'm done.....I think
4 years ago
i'm gonna like......figure out how to build solar panels and shit
to warm the rabbits
SO MANY ACTIVITIES!

* xzekiel keeps trying to convince himself that this is a wise idea *
4 years ago
Who said Jawz wasn't going to deliver?
4 years ago
jawz did.....
4 years ago
That's false information, buddy. There's two days left.
4 years ago
so you're going to deliver in the next two days?
4 years ago
He is, im not. Im redsun.
4 years ago
I swear, your fucken taste in music. Do you wear your fucken onsie and suck your thumb in bed listening to this?
4 years ago
Nice Crazy Zeke.. http://i.imgur.com/cQUmK7r.png
4 years ago
i'm really a nice guy if you get to know me and don't cross me
4 years ago
I know you are Zeke.. My neighbors say the same about me.
4 years ago
stfu idiot..cross you?..who the fuck are you,tony soprano?
So i guess using the word fag and nigger crosses you?
4 years ago
why would the word fag or nigger "cross" me
i love fags and niggers
4 years ago
hahaha...I just caught the Nirvana thingy.
4 years ago
that song made a lot of units. To bad Kirk sucked a shotgun off.
4 years ago
fuck him..lets all talk about overrated music acts some more
4 years ago
NO, BILLY....DUSH THINKS YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT HIM, GOD DAMN IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUuDPNbkJk
4 years ago
^SUPER LAME
4 years ago
Loslobos hates me.....
4 years ago
That's alright, I hate loslobos.
4 years ago
nah dude she's good......just swedish so she seems super lame
4 years ago
I'm trying to help here.
4 years ago
I know. but no reason to hate.
4 years ago
Oh geez
4 years ago
I don't hate you
4 years ago
I never said that.....
4 years ago
O_o
4 years ago
but I know you're not a fan of me......sooo.....move on
4 years ago
Is this about the downvote then yea, move on
4 years ago
no fuck you
upvote this shit
4 years ago
i tried way too hard to do this shit
4 years ago
I'll upvote just to spare Mucho your whining, this is agonizing
4 years ago
Don't ever tell me what to do again
4 years ago
holy catty
4 years ago
like I give a fuck about your "vote"
4 years ago
vote how you want, why are you letting what i say or do sway your opinion? seems pretty weak to me.......jussayin
4 years ago
Careful LL. He is not very stable today.
4 years ago
I'm gonna down vote just on his attitude alone.
4 years ago
i'm actually pretty stable
stable = quiet
4 years ago
You are verbally abusive, I for one, do not appreciate it.
4 years ago
it's mucho, faggot
4 years ago
stop being such a hooker
4 years ago
"It's Mucho" that seems to be your excuse to just act like a douchebag. Have some standards, man.
4 years ago
Standards such as what?
Tool on the guy that tried to help you out?
Females are off limits?
What are your 'standards' here?
4 years ago
nvm, i'm bored again
i don't care what you have to say
4 years ago
Yes, you do.
4 years ago
Thanks 1rish1 but I'm glad Zeke showed what a hypocrite he is. Spared me a future meltdown
4 years ago
I'm here for you.
4 years ago
Haha.. Um
Cool
4 years ago
Goodness, you're pathetic zeke.
4 years ago
Attention craving much?

4 years ago
Like I was being entirely serious with a shitload of whiskey in me....
4 years ago
Lay off the whiskey
4 years ago
tomorrow
4 years ago




4 years ago
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4 years ago
ya um........1 zeke youre a gig oily attention whore...2..im pretty sure youre only doing this to get people to listen to your fucking music
4 years ago
I liked the music. I was really stoned though. I came down and didn't like it so much. I love Nirvana. I liked it because it took a second to realize what it was. Then I relistened to it.
4 years ago
I actually chose that so people wouldn't have to listen to my music
and I was only doing it cuz I said I would.....I really didn't want to
but it's over with now
4 years ago
i never wayched it...no need to watch another fake video..i just guessed thered be some music
4 years ago
It was fake as fauck.
4 years ago
I'm seriously over zeke. He's "that guy".
4 years ago
I'd hit him.
4 years ago
"over" me?

I never knew....
4 years ago
I dislike harming people, so that means a lot.
4 years ago
you're only talking big to impress dik
you're the most closeted faggot i've ever encountered
4 years ago
I bet my idea of over and your's are not the same thing.
4 years ago
Yeah, if dik didn't like me, I'd be crushed.
4 years ago
dik!!! Do you like me?
4 years ago
apostrophes: just throw them anywhere
4 years ago
Woop Woop! Thats the sound of the police.
4 years ago
I believe those are rape commas.
4 years ago
Commas, apostrophes! What is going on? This shit is fucked yup.
4 years ago
it's called the english language.....that's what's going on
4 years ago
Fuck the language. You're a fag.
4 years ago
No you.....
4 years ago
I don't like ou.
4 years ago
e? like i give a fuck.....
4 years ago
You have a pussy ass beard.
4 years ago
I know :(
4 years ago
My ass hair is thicker.
4 years ago
that's disgusting
4 years ago
You're facial hair is embarrassing.
4 years ago
just let me know when you feel like crying again in between these little spouts of acting tough......i'll be there for you buddy
4 years ago
Acting tough? I don't consider myself tough. I know exactly where I stand.
4 years ago
with dik......because you're a latent homosexual and need a big bad chickenhawk
4 years ago
Don't pretend to know the depth of me and dik's relationship.
4 years ago
I'm guessing it's about five inches
4 years ago
If he clinches.
4 years ago
.....................
4 years ago
I actually lol'd a little zeke, good job.
4 years ago
shut up dush
4 years ago
n0
4 years ago
zeke leave irish alone....
4 years ago
bully
4 years ago
Yeh
4 years ago
Jesus. 3rd saddest thing I've ever seen. But impressive, I can't even drink that much water in one sitting.
4 years ago
recover password
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