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For Gererman guy and sealbash

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by Squidley

submitted December 29th 2013

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Squidley maybe you should take a break from posting for a few days.....
4 years ago
Good idea
4 years ago
Yeah go on fuck off
4 years ago
fries you should be right behind him
4 years ago
You miss me if i did
4 years ago
I'd miss Squidley
4 years ago
Cant see why
4 years ago
fries is slow as usual
4 years ago
Damn I gotta watch my typos.
4 years ago
Get auto spell or something
4 years ago
Cant you get your nurse/carer to type for you ?
4 years ago
* 1rish1 unzips pants *
4 years ago
Gay
4 years ago
Who is Gererman?
4 years ago
Sealbash's lover
4 years ago
That candy cane offer is still good los.
4 years ago
You're so creepy
4 years ago
Stalker
4 years ago
Not as stalkerish as zeke though. Thats a plus.
4 years ago
It's one of those mint candy canes.
4 years ago
So it's going to taste like rape or something
4 years ago
I'm not surprised you know what rape taste like. Hope he didn't rearrange your teeth to bad
4 years ago
1trick learned a new insult.....we'll be seeing this for the next 5 years
4 years ago
I guess that makes me 2trick now?
4 years ago
I don't know what rape tastes like los I just have an idea.
4 years ago
I really thought dik was kidding about the whole Snap thing. You really should be ashamed of yourself.
4 years ago
Well no, it seems you've dropped all the gay shit and moved onto this. Still 1trick.
4 years ago
For getting drunk and calling her? Nah....not really. I shouldn't have done it but I have no reason to be "ashamed"
4 years ago
This is just frightening. I really am concerned. You're gonna end up getting arrested if you keep this shit up.
4 years ago
Keep what up? That was like 2 years ago....
4 years ago
They have an app for that. You have to do these brain teasers to unlock your phone. If you're too drunk it's more trouble than its worth.
4 years ago
Everyone makes such a big deal about zeke, honestly he's no different than 90% of the users on here, in fact he's probably slightly better since he does food/drinking challenges and such
4 years ago
I do bunk shit when I'm drunk. I readily admit that.
4 years ago
I'm going to down a fifth in an hour or so and that will be that.
4 years ago
So, you're gonna cry and drunk dial hos today?
4 years ago
If I'm drunk and a thought pops in my head, I'm not going to stop myself from acting on it. So I need to stop myself before I get to that point.
4 years ago
I'm not Dr. Phil.
4 years ago
There's no one I want to call and I have nothing to cry about.
4 years ago
You should seek help. It's a degenerative disease.
4 years ago
What is?
4 years ago
Alcoholism? If you remember, the first time you came back it was me having to counsel you through shit....
4 years ago
I thank you for that. That was bad withdrawal.
4 years ago
I have to do the whole AA thing, here in about 2 weeks.
4 years ago
AA is depressing, but make the most of it. When it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
4 years ago
I think it's the right time for me to lay the fuck off the sauce and change my ways.
4 years ago
there's a big difference between aa by choice and aa by force
4 years ago
you should embrace sciencism, zeke...it could be your only hope
4 years ago
I'm not going to aa......and I still don't even know wtf sciencism is. Piss off tr.
4 years ago
exactly...you don't know, yet you reject it instantly
4 years ago
that is why you need it
4 years ago
Define it for me.
4 years ago
probably what you need is the 23 part introductory course in sciencism...it is normally free, but for you it will be $57...that's not even $2 per lesson!!!
4 years ago
you can utilize the sub-tech and explore your neo-genius potential
4 years ago
No thanks, I'll pass.
4 years ago
it could be your only hope
4 years ago
Is this what you're doing nowadays? Trying to pedal another pseudo-religion?
4 years ago
no religion is pseudo, junior
4 years ago
it's like you don't even know what the words you're using mean sometimes
4 years ago
.....peddle......
4 years ago
i knew a guy once who said something was "pseudo-crowley quasi-kabbalistic necronomicon type of bullshit"

he was really serious, too
4 years ago
This def AA by force. I'm gonna take the meat and leave the bone. I gotta sober up for at least a year, who better to get advice from than a bunch of exdrunks.
4 years ago
the problem with aa by force is that the people who are compelled just spend the time thinking about getting drunk again
4 years ago
I told the guy at the eval that I really liked hanging out in shitty smokey bars. He said I could still do that, I'd just have to drink coke or something. That kinda defeats the purpose.
4 years ago
Yeah.....those types say some pretty dumb shit.
4 years ago
I know it's going to be a struggle for me, because it's not like I want to stop drinking.....I feel I need to stop drinking if I want the kind of life I want.
4 years ago
bars aren't even "smokey" any more
4 years ago
there are some, but they are definitely in the minority
4 years ago
In the tobacco states they are
4 years ago
sciencism, zeke...sciencism is the life you want
4 years ago
only $91 for the first 17 lessons
4 years ago
You can still smoke in most bars down here.
4 years ago
My favorite bar is like a mile from my place, I can light a cigarette at the bar pay my tab, go home, and finish it in my driveway. It's an Irish pub next to a tattoo shop. Pretty cool mix of people and regulars. I'll miss it.
4 years ago
I used to live across the street from a bar, you may miss it but it definitely has its pros when you get out of the habit of going.
4 years ago
The money I'm gonna save on alcohol is gone be great.
4 years ago
yeah...i'm excited to actually put money into things that won't be gone and making me feel like shit the next day
4 years ago
Now I don't even feel like drinking that fifth
4 years ago
I think tr got a thesaurus for Christmas.
4 years ago
go for it big boy hit me with some of dem big words..
4 years ago
such floccinaucinihilpilification is not very antidisestablishmentarianistic
4 years ago
Big words don't make you smart.
4 years ago
Neither does it make him funny
4 years ago
Erect
4 years ago
Clitoris
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
Uh-hum
4 years ago
hmmm
4 years ago
Who is Gererman guy?
4 years ago
Shut up
4 years ago
yeah tell him friey
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
was sagst du so zu schumacher?
4 years ago
http://4fuckr.com/image_4885524.htm mein bild auf 4ficker xd
da gehts schon den ganzen tag nur um seinen tod xD
4 years ago
http://4fuckr.com/image_4885555.htm xD
4 years ago
das ist nicht witzig. die lage ist äußerst ernst
4 years ago
piss dich xD
wie die ganzen facebook und twitter spastis mit ihrem #kämpfenfürschumi scheiß, sonst interessiert es auch keinen wenn menschen sterben aber wenn ein "promi" am abkratzen ist ticken sie alle aus und bekunden ihr mitleid
4 years ago
der typ hat ja auch was erreicht und hat viele motorsport fans über jahre begleitet. natürlich ist das wichtiger als wenn irgend son hartz4 spasti um den sich keiner kümmert abkratzt
4 years ago
English, faggots
4 years ago
or at the very least, type in Dutch... anything but those fart noises made with that god-awful language
4 years ago
be quiet. this is serious german stuff. michael schumacher is in hospital. hes an national hero
4 years ago
no offense
4 years ago
English... do it.
4 years ago
"serious german stuff"
4 years ago
learn german.
4 years ago
David Hasselhoff > Michael schumacher

Elmo > David Hasselhoff
4 years ago
noone gives a fuck about david hasselhoff over here. and we never did
4 years ago
yeah and like always when a celebrity is dying facebook and twitter is going crazy, writing stuff like "oh this is so horrible, hope he will be well soon #fightforschumi*
man sollte es halt nicht übertreifen, vorallem weil in 2 wochen sich kein schwein mehr dafür interessiert, dann gibt es den nächsten "wichtigen" zwischenfall über den auf facebook geredet wird, wenn die menschen nur mal so viel anteil an dem leid, welches auf der welt passiert, haben würden, wäres die welt um einiges besser
4 years ago
just putting your german concerns in perspective
4 years ago
English on Mucho... if you want to kraut, kraut via email
4 years ago
I hope he dies
4 years ago
shut your whore mouth sprinkles
4 years ago
knight rider was the shit
4 years ago
Make me.
4 years ago
Ok, ok.... I'll allow it. Hasselhoff + knightrider = ok
4 years ago
otherwise, no.
4 years ago
Rawr
4 years ago
How can anyone resist THAT!
4 years ago
so anyway.....germanguy......tell us more about your muscles
4 years ago
meanwhile, the sounds of GG and SB fapping furiously to these pics causes them both to go deaf.
4 years ago
trained today, had oatmeal for breakfast, a shake after workout, and im having a oatmeal, milk, nut and raspberries shake right now
4 years ago
Too soon?

http://i.imgur.com/pzisLjd.png
4 years ago
also ich mach mir sorgen um michael und ich bin mir sicher ganz vielen geht es genauso. klar sind genug arschgesichter dabei die nur twittern um auf der welle mit zu schwimmen, aber ich bin mir sicher das es auch ganz viele ehrlich meinen
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/gxzCMCi.png
4 years ago
hawt
4 years ago
i mean the car
4 years ago
* Sprinkles blushes *
4 years ago
hihi made me giggle sprinkles xD
4 years ago
ist mir jedenfalls wichtiger als diese ganzen schwarzen menschen da unten in afrika
4 years ago
du penner xd
4 years ago
no shame sprinkles
nothing wrong with a man-crush on the hoff
there's really nothing more hetero
4 years ago
SB, englisch sprechen Sie shithead
4 years ago
is doch so, was haben die je geleistet, außer rum zu jammern weil sie nichts zu fressen haben. selber schuld, könnten sich ja mal anstrengen und ne wirtschaft aufbauen. der hart arbeitende weiße mann soll wieder dafür aufkommen
4 years ago
sprechen zie deutsch bb?
4 years ago
google translate is your friend
4 years ago
mit ner wüste kannst halt wenig anfangen, und wieso sollten sie überhaupt, als ob es uns mit all dem scheiß den wir nicht brauchen besser geht
4 years ago
i for one am thankful they spare us this faggotry by speaking in other languages.....they're talking about their muscles and actors and shit
4 years ago
why that god damn mucho chat doesn't work grrr
4 years ago
what I personally can't stand is when barret or loslobos or one of those other scandinavian fucks use one word that doesn't translate
4 years ago
pidgen
4 years ago
is for fags
4 years ago
not worth translating
4 years ago
what you use, xz?
4 years ago
i can get the gist of seal-gg convos
i can't translate one word
4 years ago
ThunderFuckPussyKickAsser?
4 years ago
xd
4 years ago
i don't use chat clients
i just go str8 thru chatfags
like a boss
4 years ago
st8 + chatfags = lel

4 years ago
also ich möchte nicht mit den affen da unten tauschen. bin schon ganz zufrieden hier mit meinem PC und meinen marken klamotten
4 years ago
str8...
4 years ago
kp. ich wette wenn der weiße mann da unten leben müsste, würde er sich schon was gescheites einfallen lassen
4 years ago
Fuck you, SB...

GG, I actually like you...



4 years ago
we were talking about people caring about dead celebrities and not giving a shit about other people dying, I saied I didn't like it and seal said he didn't care about children in africa then we were talking if its usefull to use anal balls instead of dildos
4 years ago
SB is superdouche
gg is supercute
4 years ago
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
4 years ago
you know, some aged wise man in India just dieded
I think I'll mourn for a while
4 years ago
someone just got raped.....
4 years ago
i dont need brands on my clothes, from a objective view it is the most stupid thing on earth, clothes are there to keep you warm, and the cold doesn't care if there is a brand on it, and I dont like people carying about brands and stuff like this xd
4 years ago
but how are you supposed to look fly if you're not sporting a label?
4 years ago
yeah, that might be true, but in the end i am the dude tht takes the hot chick home
4 years ago
this conversation will make zero sense for everyon eelse, if you keep talking german seal and Im anwering in englisch xd
4 years ago
fuck you with your kik klamotten
4 years ago
xD
4 years ago
i get the gist.....when I care to figure it out
4 years ago
ne kik geht auch gar nicht, aber es muss auch kein ralph lauren sein und jeden tag etwas anderen an und sich darüber profilieren
und andere menschen anhand ihrer kleidung zu beurteilen
4 years ago
I'll translate for you guys
seal is admiring gg's new muscles and asking him to flash a smile
4 years ago
gg is blushing and putting on tight shorts
4 years ago
and I'm pretty damn drunk....
4 years ago
im wearing my moms thights atm
seal is taking his fathers dirty underwear on
4 years ago
i thought you wanted to stop zeke....
4 years ago
when i was like 8 years old i got into my mom's underwear drawer........
4 years ago
i'm gonna stop.....but i woke up drunk and had to finish this jack and coke
4 years ago
I didn't put them on or anything but they were super soft
4 years ago
and super huge
4 years ago
such soft....so large
4 years ago
don't tell me guys you didn't mastubated with your friends together
i remember 2 friesnds and me sitting infront of the pc and trying to mastubate on some crappy porn. later we touched each other a little was kinda weird but I think its usally that you have you first sexual experience with boys
4 years ago
usual
4 years ago
your*
4 years ago
I had this friend over for a sleepover or w/e and he said we should compare penises.....just to see what each other looked like. I was like "that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard in my life" and he laughed it off. What a gaybo
4 years ago
I later got a bj from his girlfriend
4 years ago
I'm not saying that your story about joint-jacking in front of the computer is gay gg, but just looking at each others' penises.....that's super fucking gay
4 years ago
we just sat next to each other and everyone had the hand on the others penis
we did this in school alot too
like during art class we could walk around so we just grabed our dicks for fun and stuff,
4 years ago
I think its normal at a young age to try out some silly stuff with your friends
4 years ago
"during art class we could walk around so we just grabed our dicks for fun and stuff"
l o fucking l
4 years ago
we acted gay like one would come from behind and just grab your dick xd
it was in the 7th grade I think after that we never did it again
4 years ago
in 7th grade my friends and i were trying to build an airplane....not goosing each other :/
4 years ago
time to fill up
4 years ago
cheers
4 years ago
cheers means thanks :/
4 years ago
actually it was more like 5th grade.....we were trying to build a plane with an old lawn mower.....then realized it wasn't feasible because we didn't have the parts
4 years ago
we also built a giant antenna and took over the am radio in a 10 mile radius
I was such a fucking nerd
4 years ago
I also broke and entered a lot...
4 years ago
sorry tangent.....i be drunk
4 years ago
cool
4 years ago
we never did stuff like that
4 years ago
even I'd like to drink all the time
Im trying to be strong and wait till I finished my school and studies and shit,
4 years ago
we used to pla truth or dare with the girls
4 years ago
*play
4 years ago
everyone did that seal xD
its normal
4 years ago
one time i had to fuck another girl. but we were still wearing or clothes and my peni was not outside
4 years ago
yea till the bottle was on you and you had to suck your best friends dick xd
4 years ago
we guys did this all the time xd
4 years ago
no i never did that. but i saw how two boys did that during our game
4 years ago
we thought a blow job is about literaly "blowing" the cock, so the one guy did that and the forskin of the other boy blew up like a baloon
4 years ago
and deep in your brain you was jelous on them
4 years ago
xD
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
yeah yeah,we were young and didn't care anbout anything xd
4 years ago
those two boys were so fucking gay. but like i said. i was just in the same room
4 years ago
sure
4 years ago
hi guize
i'm back
4 years ago
do you know that guys when you haven't had a shower for a long time and your balls smell so weird that you can't stop from rubbing your hands on them and smell it?
4 years ago
continue on your germanic tongue
fuck these faggots
4 years ago
gg when I drink a lot my balls smell like stale beer
even if i'm drinking whiskey
it's awfully weird
4 years ago
vinegary....
4 years ago
i dont believe you,
i bet they don't
but how we can find out
mmh
:)
4 years ago
:)
4 years ago
i'll rub a sock on it and send it to you
4 years ago
eau de stale ballsweat
4 years ago
im out guyw. im going to the shopping mall now
4 years ago
the smel probably would be off when it arrives in krautland
4 years ago
i need something new to wear for sylvester and i have to cut my hair too
4 years ago
CONSUM victim xd
4 years ago
i just want to be pretty tomorow
4 years ago
go naked
4 years ago
to cold
4 years ago
dann sollte ich vielleicht auch mal nackt vorbeischneien, dann wird dir warm ;)
4 years ago
fang garnicht erst mit so einer scheiße an, ich werde da sowieso nicht drauf eingehen und nu piss dich
4 years ago
irgendwann treffen ma uns aber mal xd
4 years ago
ne, nachher biste voll der psycho oder so
4 years ago
oder klaust mir meine sachen
4 years ago
dann können wir ein foto für mucho machen wo wir beide mit nackten oberkörper drauf sind xD
4 years ago
ja, das wäre scon cool, aber lieber nicht.....
4 years ago
ich würde privates und mucho nie miteinander mischen
4 years ago
xD
4 years ago
gefahrlicht :(
4 years ago
i look so sexy in my new outfit : )
4 years ago
do you guys want a picture of me in my new dress?
4 years ago
Yea I want to see your sexy dress, post a pic
4 years ago
I second that.
4 years ago
With a sign. Don't forget pretty sealie
4 years ago
Pretty sure sealbasher in a dress is gonna be recognizable without a sign
4 years ago
fuck...i thought you guys gonna say no...
4 years ago
Aw c'mon Seal. You got us all excited to see it now
4 years ago
whos all? all you wanne do is makeing fun out of me if i do so
4 years ago
Me and Zeke want to see it. After all you made it's sound like you had already planned to show us. I promise I'll be nice
4 years ago
sealbasher......this whole site is about makeing fun out of people
we'll respect you for it
4 years ago
well i just noticed that my camera is broke : ( sorry guys
4 years ago
That's cold man
4 years ago
you filthy fucking liar
4 years ago
I'm kinda disappointed now
4 years ago
Awwww sealie
4 years ago
i just imagine him in a sailor suit sashaying his new duds...
4 years ago
*Sailor dress
4 years ago
What a tease...
4 years ago
Don't forget to wear concealing underwear sealbasher , don't wanna see the lines ruined
4 years ago
Post the god damned picture you silly kraut cunt
4 years ago
He's an attention seeker like all good queens
4 years ago
His camera worked fine a few days ago
http://muchosucko.com/119693/MY-NEW-BITCH
4 years ago
I'm just gonna leave this here......
http://muchosucko.com/99711
4 years ago
That was my gift to you all
4 years ago
the stupid whore must have broke it while i was banging her
4 years ago
I skimmed over this...

gg was talking about grabbing dicks as usual

but did I catch seal admitting he cross dresses pretty?
4 years ago
^^^
http://i.imgur.com/NkTE8Zb.png
4 years ago
piqued your interest did it?
4 years ago
i don't see how that's a scummy thing if you upvote someone's "selfie" despite their ugliness.......it's not a beauty contest you fucking queen
4 years ago
Well yea, pretty mucho worthy
4 years ago
zeke that's good guy greg, not scumbag steve or whatever.
4 years ago
memenoob
4 years ago
well I don't see the point in it
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5YFaCGU.jpg
4 years ago
Should i read this? ....
4 years ago
* Jones looks at the usernames involved *

.. Sure, go ahead Barret.
4 years ago
you should only read the parts in german
4 years ago
I don't see dikrish or akakurupt in there.
Worth the risk.
4 years ago
Is Punky in it?.. I can't tell.
4 years ago
Aww Michael schumacher is in trouble? I always used to pick him when i played Formula 1 for the PSone...
4 years ago
in trouble? i think he's dead....
4 years ago
Fuck Formula 1 - Tom Kristensen in Le Mans is where its at.
4 years ago
Naw man, he can't be dead, he can't be!
4 years ago
I would sense it if he died.
4 years ago
i thought gg said he was dead somewhere....
4 years ago
Well GG made me giggle with the ball scratching comment.

4/germanfaggots, would read on a slow day.
4 years ago
Better than most princehamlet/yorick threads at least.
4 years ago
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