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The Best News Bloopers-2013

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by PunkyBruiser

submitted December 29th 2013

621 comments
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@01:21 LMAO!
4 years ago
Nice self bump, noob.
4 years ago
hey, I'm on a diet.
4 years ago
5:45
"I have plenty to eat at home"
lol
4 years ago
My tuna salad rocks ass, Zekey.
4 years ago
you mean you have an actual diet of edible food instead of cocaine?
4 years ago
MAKO-D!!!!!! WHATS UP, FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
I'M WASTED.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Punky please don't talk to me about your "tuna salad"
4 years ago
sup punky
4 years ago
^MEGA SELF-BUMP
4 years ago
I work too many hours, and I'm worried about my social life. 8(
4 years ago
that's an album cover right there
4 years ago
eh...NO. But thanks anyways.
4 years ago
it is, i would know
4 years ago
yes, you would know, sir. You're a talented fuck.

http://muchosucko.com/116438/The-Punky-Chronicles-Episode-4

4 years ago
I acknowledge great talent, and humor, MD. It's in my fucking blood, buddy.


http://muchosucko.com/117736/For-Dik-and-Makodragon
4 years ago
have you started plucking your eyebrows? Your eyebrows dont look as full as they used to
4 years ago
.....and this guy says *I'M* a mangina
4 years ago
I'M GOING FULL SPAM NOW!!!! GOD DAMN YOU MD!!!!!!!
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
punky don't do it
hold back bro
4 years ago
ok
4 years ago
can I sub just one link, Zekey...JUST ONE?
4 years ago
-sub
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser searches for a link *
4 years ago
sub it
4 years ago
ok, give me a sec...
4 years ago
I'VE BEEN SMOKING METH.....LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU ASS HOLE!!!!
4 years ago
can't a guy observe a change in a guy's eyebrow hair without being called a mangina?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF_C7BvAf_A
4 years ago
punky you're not serious......
you're smoking meth?
4 years ago
Am I going to have to travel down there and kick the shit out of you before you go full on junkie?
4 years ago
addiction advice from zeke
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
shut the fuck up dik
4 years ago
crayola has a color based on his complexion
4 years ago
dik, for real, fuck off
go be a spammy fuck on another thread
4 years ago
"punky ..brah...you got to take it easy on the drugs brah.....(sips)....
4 years ago
ZEKE....I DON'T SMOKE METH, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN IT....SWEAR TO GOD. I WAS JUST BEING SILLY.
4 years ago
there's a bit of a difference between alcohol and meth
4 years ago
what are you going to do zeke?
4 years ago
Punky I swear to fucking god if you're on meth I'm going to travel down there and kill you with my bare hands just to save you the joy of having a few highs
4 years ago
no zeke.......no theres not...at all
4 years ago
dik.......you drink every night
you're drunk right now
4 years ago
METH IS BAD.....







VERY BAD? I wouldn't know....BECAUSE I'VE NEVER DEALT WITH IT.
4 years ago
Don't scare me like that punky
4 years ago
even if i do zeke youre the one giving advice you cant take
4 years ago
* xzekiel awkwardly wraps arm around punky *
4 years ago
dik isn't it time to empty the bed pan?
4 years ago
catheter.....colostomy bag.....however you old people control yourselves
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser hands zeke a New Castle *
4 years ago
and that sluggy is hypocritical....thats why i hate when you try to pass yourself as something youre not........and you do all the time...thats why you left chat..because the truth hurt you..so now you wander in here saying the same shit you said to us ...except we already know its bullshit
4 years ago
I'm not a fan of new castles
4 years ago
that was a lot of words with absolutely no point to it dik
4 years ago
hey, wait a minute. I just noticed that urks stuffed me on my link. Give me a second to find something for him.
4 years ago
what am I trying to "pass myself off as" that I am not, dik?
4 years ago
oh you got it and its totally true....you say some shit ive read...judging noobs..councelling them for the shit you do every day
4 years ago
give me some specific examples.....
4 years ago
punky if your music won't fit that album cover, then pro-tip:

It's shit music.
4 years ago
because here you're saying that because I drink a lot Im a hypocrite for overreacting to someone saying they're smoking meth
4 years ago
if punkys using that me and mako get royalties
4 years ago
dik you're just wandering in here begging for attention again

same old shit, different day
4 years ago
what tha fuck? I can't find urks gift!!!!!
4 years ago
did you come up with the idea dik?
4 years ago
was it one of your fish-up-the-arse ideas?
4 years ago
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT!!!!!!!



http://muchosucko.com/103677/Dropkick-The-Punks
4 years ago
the cartoon?
4 years ago
oh right, I was talking about the santa pic. But yeah the cartoon too. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
4 years ago
of course i did...i literally thought it up while i wrote it,,,like always
4 years ago
ya we need to protect oueselves!
4 years ago
did you literally think that up as you wrote it too?
4 years ago
haha the thread is too funny I need to sleep man
4 years ago
no...i knew what i was going to say then
4 years ago
go back to chat old man
4 years ago
I literally just thought that up as I wrote it!
4 years ago
i think it works differently for punky. His fingers type shit out and hit comment before he's thought it up fully
4 years ago
^YES
4 years ago
I just pwnd this whole entire website. That was awesome!
4 years ago
im calling your dad
4 years ago
You pwnd them good punky
4 years ago
are you patronizing me, zeke?
4 years ago
zeke you are way more embarrassing and pathetic than punky
4 years ago
aruba.....jamaica......ooooo I wanna take ya
to bermuda.....bahamas....come on pretty momma
4 years ago
punky never posted a fake drinking video...you did ...its not like noone notices your bottles go off cam zeke...
4 years ago
key largo....montego.....baby why don't we go
down to the kokomos
we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
THAT'S WHERE I WANNA GO-O-O
4 years ago
only real drinking video i saw on here was that beard guy
4 years ago
I'll just leave this on your door-step, buddy.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEQCsiBMoqs
4 years ago
I'm not watching that
and no punky i wasn't patronizing you
I was joking.....laughing with you, faggot
4 years ago
ok, I'm leaving now. You folks have a great night/morning. 8)
4 years ago
the only bonafide drinking video i saw was jerkstores
4 years ago
really dik? go on.......
4 years ago
oh ya......punkys was real too
4 years ago
zekes was all about "oh ya heres the bottle"...then it goes off cam...like come on
4 years ago
try that shit in the 70s
4 years ago
i can drink a lot of apple juice too
4 years ago
punkys got more balls than you zeke,,,,i bet in fact...i bet you seke had your bottles disappear from view again..despite the fact i called you on it before...which makes me believe for sure its fake
4 years ago
Now I'm really leaving. Apple juice, dik....REALLY? Come on, bro...DO A CHALLENGE, SIR. Love ya, broseph, sweet dreams, dik.
4 years ago
Hahaha! Apple Juice!!!
4 years ago
not you punky you hairless fuckin baboon
4 years ago
zekes videos are fake
4 years ago
bunch of other noobs posted drinking videos...no sealed bottles..cameras shut off...i could post an "i ate a live elephant " video like that
4 years ago
*elewphant on cam...cam cuts off...dik sits there and says he ate the thing
4 years ago
Come to think of it, didn't zeke's bottle of Jack go off screen too?
4 years ago
i never watched the new one but the old one ya every bottle off screen....only ones that did it all on cam were punky and........wtfs his name
..fuck
jerkface
4 years ago
and i bet zeke did the same thing in the new one
4 years ago
i drank an entire swimming pool....just not on cam
4 years ago
get real you fucking noobs
4 years ago
zeke really is a poser fag.
4 years ago
I wonder if thats why his girl left him.
4 years ago
1 bragging abut drinking is what teenagers do..because teenagers are full of shit..2..i forget what 2 was
4 years ago
that puts you at what....like 24 dik?
4 years ago
no less than that
4 years ago
He just posted another one! I just was gonna watch it, but I saw it was 9min long, and his apartment looked very lonely.
4 years ago
oh they brag about drugs too...oh my god they think thatys so cool
4 years ago
I remember my first beer.
4 years ago
hahahahahaha
4 years ago
I gotta say that on his new vid. Wait for it...
4 years ago
have you ever seen a sea cucumber...well imagine a single sea cucumber alone in the deepest darkest part of the ocean...then give that sea cucumber the internet...this is how i see zeke
4 years ago
Hahahaha!
4 years ago
I just posted it. Go look!
4 years ago
ok
posted what
4 years ago
ill look
4 years ago
I just said, "I remember my first beer" on his new video.
4 years ago
Hahaha!
4 years ago
ill never find it
4 years ago
ROFL!
4 years ago
faggots.....
4 years ago
my niece fake laughs at people's jokes too
4 years ago
I've made it about 3 and half minutes in and nothing has happened.
4 years ago
welll...
i mean..zeke.....im pretty sure you were willingly anally raped then confessed you were attracted to a man...
4 years ago
not how it happened dik
4 years ago
so i mean what exactly is your definition of gay....you admitted you were sexually attracted to men...after santa whore forced a candy cane up your chimney
4 years ago
besides, that has nothing to do with me saying it's pathetic to watch you two tools fake laughing at each others' "jokes"
4 years ago
The pizza rolls looked like some of the stuffing had been squeezed out. They weren't very plump.
4 years ago
I said that sexuality is a spectrum and I have found one guy attractive before. That was long before the anal dildo.....So, does that make me gay? Not really. Does it make you a compulsive liar? Yeah.
4 years ago
Next challenge for zeke: he's gonna paint a beer funnel red and white striped, insert into his rectum, them buttchug a gallon of eggnog.
4 years ago
So, you found the guy attractive, then had anal play later. Yeah, that doesn't sound gay at all.
4 years ago
Catch up 1trick.....stop acting like such a fucking noob
4 years ago
zeke needs to redeem his phony challenge videos with something that doesnt cut out or go off cam...he wont.....he cant
4 years ago
ya no .....zekes not gay ITS EVERYONE ELSE
4 years ago
Yep. Everyone else is gay.
4 years ago
His ex was like, what the hell did I get myself into?
4 years ago
Then she let yak get into her.
4 years ago
Everyone other than myself is a raging homosexual.
That's entirely my point dik.
4 years ago
like ..shit..ive never seen a more fucked up human in my life i swear...and he calls out other noobs on mucho that dont know him....fuck man i could go on about the fucked up shit hes done..
4 years ago
yet you never give any examples without grossly exaggerating things
4 years ago
7min in, still nothing to speak of. My beard is much manlier and he has the worst taste in clothing I've ever seen.
4 years ago
"thats no way to treat a lady" he said the other day...ask snap or heather or endless amounts of chicks hes treated like shit...im not even exagerrating
4 years ago
What can I say? I believe in equal rights
4 years ago
once he doesnt get their undivided attention theyre "fat ugly sluts"
4 years ago
and 1trick.....please.....anything but my clothing. Insult me but not my fashion sense.....
4 years ago
I never called ohsnap fat
4 years ago
yes you did you called her greasy and ugly too zeke...then you even kissed up to her fucking husband
4 years ago
She does have a banging body. I wouldn't call at 3am and piss her man off though.
4 years ago
"i need help waa waa"
4 years ago
more exaggerations......i said her hair looked greasy in one pic....
4 years ago
What did he say to her guy?
4 years ago
rish if you seriously believe the shit dik says.....idk what to say to you
it is all based on truth, i'll give him that
but he's like a six year old embellishing stories
4 years ago
and they seem to blend together as well
4 years ago
I've never known dik to lie. He's a straight shooter, as far as I'm concerned.
4 years ago
im not exaggerating or making shit up..its true...i cant say exactly what he said to her husband it might be private...its true everything i said
4 years ago
I believe you.
4 years ago
dik you always exaggerate and make shit up and meld stories together
4 years ago
i swear on stans life its true
4 years ago
His stories seem pretty consistent every time though. Your's do not.
4 years ago
shit ask heather the abuse she took after he told her how much he loved her
4 years ago
I'm not denying that what you say is based on truth.......it's just......not the story.......
4 years ago
Hahaha!
4 years ago
ask snap
4 years ago
ask yak
4 years ago
I had a crush on heather, yeah. I got over it. Somewhere along the way she started pissing me off......then I called her names. Big fucking deal
4 years ago
zeke, you need to meet a "real" girl. Stop harassing the Mucho girls. I mean, it's all good online but when you start getting involved in their lives, thats over the line.
4 years ago
Like heather doesn't fire back at me
4 years ago
the truth hurts sea cucumber
4 years ago
dik used to have a crush on me, but it never turned into an abusive thing. You need to reevaluate some of your actions, dude.
4 years ago
There's been no "involvement" in their lives save the one time I called snap.....it's fucking mucho anyway
4 years ago
see thats the thing zeke...heather never "fired back"...you professed love to her..hounded her..then you got rejected and she was a "fat ugly slut"
4 years ago
It isn't "Mucho" when you call some chicks house in the middle of the night. What if her guy was a prick and had gotten mad and hit her or something? Not your fault, right?
4 years ago
no dik, that's wrong again. I told her I thought she was beautiful and blah blah blah while I was drunk. I got rejected. It was a while after that I called her a whore......called her fat once about a year later, never called her ugly.
4 years ago
same as snap..loslobos..your ex..the chick from the store etc
4 years ago
rish it wasn't the middle of the night.....it was 8 pm
4 years ago
and what about loslobos dik?
4 years ago
Yeah, man. You need to talk to someone. Like a professional.
4 years ago
The time of day isn't the issue here, bro.
4 years ago
he does the same thing on cam4 too from what i hear...."baby im different baby"....etc
4 years ago
whatever.....
4 years ago
There isn't a good time of day for triggering domestic violence.
4 years ago
hahhaha
4 years ago
"baby but baby ..dont hang up ba...click
4 years ago
Hahaha!
4 years ago
like imagine that 5 times a night
4 years ago
Perhaps I should have begged them to just let me have this site, huh dik?
4 years ago
Hey, baby. It's me again. I'm really sorry.


Hello?
4 years ago
theres plenty of fish in the swamp
4 years ago
Please don't hang up! Just listen!

"The number you have reached has been disconnected…"
4 years ago
"YOU SAID YOU LOVED M....." click
4 years ago
that was never the way it went down.....but whatever
you kids have your fun
I need to sleep
4 years ago
no it is exactly what happened
4 years ago
Good lcm with that. Your pillow is probably still wet with last nights tears.
4 years ago
jes 1 step from a serial stalker
4 years ago
With those social skills, combined with those looks, she couldn't have been much of a catch anyway.
4 years ago
imagine the normal arguments over dishes,,,zeke wakes her up every 10 minutes trying to clarify things
4 years ago
"baby you asleep baby??"
4 years ago
a needy little turd
4 years ago
Hahaha!
4 years ago
"fine baby...fine baby ok you need to sleep"....4 minutes later...."baby you asleep?"
4 years ago
Look, I'm really, sor… *click
4 years ago
I didn't mean to wak… *click
4 years ago
hahaha what a way to live
4 years ago
The next morning…

I know I was out of line last night. Can we please just get coffee or something?

Hello?

Hello?
4 years ago
"i just called back this once mor"...click
4 years ago
It's not you, it's me. I've chang… *click
4 years ago
its been like 7 years dude...he still calls her
4 years ago
hahahaha ...i stopped drinking baby for you baby...hic"
4 years ago
Good Lord! 7 years? He needs to go to AA. There are plenty of needy hos there. At least, thats what I've heard.
4 years ago
well it was as long as ive ever known him so ya
4 years ago
I've fucked up everything I've ever touched. Please? I'm sorry. Just give me one more shot.

Hello?
4 years ago
im still friends with every girlfriend ive ever had....likely because i dont call them drunk every goddamned night
4 years ago
I kinda feel bad for him now. I hope snap's guy doesn't decide to beat him up too. He doesn't look like he could take a beating very well.
4 years ago
I'm friends with a few of them. I don't drunk dial on a regular basis either though.
4 years ago
once akai described zeke as "he looks like he could throw up at any time"
4 years ago
That is pretty accurate.
4 years ago
it is
4 years ago
It must suck to be so socially inept.
4 years ago
zeke was saying shit like "i think i founf the one" just like 2 weeks ago
it was loslobos.........
4 years ago
No! For real? What weirdo.
4 years ago
Why would Snap give him her #?
4 years ago
pretty sure loslobos is a mexican heroin addict
4 years ago
I hope she is ok.
4 years ago
I am pretty sure "she" is a dude. I called it out on being Mexican a while back though.
4 years ago
she called him..i forget why ..then he called her over and over..he just wanted her number
4 years ago
I don't know about any drug problems though.
4 years ago
Well, not "hers".
4 years ago
So, he lured her in and then got all "zeke", huh?
4 years ago
i talk to ohsnap all the time..ill ask her what actually happened
4 years ago
i forget exactly what happened but ya..i think thats what it was
4 years ago
I'm gonna ask her too. I really hope she didn't get hurt over this.
4 years ago
What a dick...
4 years ago
naaaaaaa shes pretty happy as far as i know now but he really pushed it
4 years ago
ya ask her
4 years ago
I kinda blame yak too. Not only does he allow such miscreants around here, but he provoked him too.
4 years ago
I guess it's not his responsibility, but all the signs are there.
4 years ago
ya i mean..i gave up on expecting anything out of yak as a person..hes funny and as loing as you dont expect anything else its ok
4 years ago
Safety should be his first concern. I know I'd rather know that members were safe, than concern myself with lying about tshirts and shit.
4 years ago
safe?
4 years ago
Well, zeke has taken things to whole new level. yak is the first line of defense. If he can't handle this kinda stuff, he should pass the reigns.
4 years ago
I'm just saying, zeke exhibits all the signs that something worse is bound to happen. He needs to be handled. I'd report him myself, if I knew which agency to contact.
4 years ago
tr is way worse..heather had to private her facebook..snap too...numerous other people
4 years ago
Wow. I knew this was gonna happen one day.
4 years ago
Remember the old days, when everyone was at least somewhat normal?
4 years ago
tr is the biggest stalker and by far more creepy...and he lives in his giantheaded gfs apt for free living off his parents...according to her...unemployed for years
4 years ago
it was funnier back like 4 5 years ago no?
4 years ago
I can't say shit. I'm living with my girl, living off 401K.
4 years ago
My girl doesn't have giant head though.
4 years ago
She snores like a fucking freight train though.
4 years ago
plus there was better politrical discussions..i think its miostly kids now..or idiots
4 years ago
Yeah, much funnier. Less creepy too.
4 years ago
I laughed so hard over LSD and that guy drumrave made gay craigslist ads for.
4 years ago
ya im not judging the unemployment i got laid off too..im judging he calls himself "retired" and has never even had a real job..he ran a cash register.,..accordibg to his gf he gets money off his parents every month
4 years ago
omg the drumrave rape scare...hahaha ya
4 years ago
he was terrified
4 years ago
I kinda miss Tyronne too. He was funny.
4 years ago
remember getting people to call the donkey sacuary?
4 years ago
For black guy.
4 years ago
Yeah, in Tehachappi.
4 years ago
oh ya??? if you got the gits call me now bitch!!!!...."good afternoon canadian donkey sancuary"
4 years ago
Elpiss was fun to fuck with too.
4 years ago
the donkey house stopped posting their number after a while
4 years ago
Did shit get less funny or did I get older?
4 years ago
maybe a bit of both
4 years ago
I used to think drumrave was scary for hi stalking skills. These guys take it to a whole new level though.
4 years ago
i just think its pathetic personally...whats the pint in creepin out some chick
4 years ago
i dont get it
4 years ago
if i want to creep out a chick ill phone sex your mother
4 years ago
old school
4 years ago
At least I know that you'd not be mean to her. Calling bitches fat and ugly is just uncalled for.
4 years ago
I wouldn't stoop that low.
4 years ago
Even if they are, they already know it. No point in rubbing it in.
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
where are you livin now
4 years ago
actually better not even say
4 years ago
you were a dick actually...it never bothered me but id have to run interference between you and jamie hahaha
4 years ago
Like I said, I knew this day was coming. Thats why I have tried to be as secretive as possible.
4 years ago
"im telling dik"...dik: sigh
4 years ago
It's kinda scary.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Yeah, i was.

I was funny about it though.
4 years ago
I never crossed the line.
4 years ago
ya haha
4 years ago
I certainly wouldn't have tried to get some girl beat up by her man.
4 years ago
i never had to stick up for her...she never needed it..unlike these crybaby noobs...i always said the only people id ever stick up for dont need anyone to stick up for them
4 years ago
even that rotten deja...ive never seen yak stick up for her
4 years ago
Either you can hang. Or you can't.
4 years ago
if you camt hanfle it gtfo...not now...these is some crybabies last few years
4 years ago
ooooohhh diks mean....fuck me....ive never seen such babies...im not mentioning names but what a sack of weak
4 years ago
I agree.
4 years ago
ive only been here for like 6 years or something so its not like its me just getting older...these people are crybabies
4 years ago
I was gone for a while. I didn't "see" it happen. I just showed up and was like, WTF?
4 years ago
I wouldn't let these fags scrub my toilet.
4 years ago
dude i swear..i get get these bitches riled up with 1 sentence,,,it used to be challenging
4 years ago
I might. It certainly needs it.
4 years ago
Yeah, it really is almost too easy now. I really liked the old school flame wars.
4 years ago
rhing is theres nobody witty to pwn so you end up in a thing with zeke or some other guy that just doesnt spark your funnybone....i just want to laigh....thats all!! haha
4 years ago
I miss the midnight update too. Everyone was on all at once.
4 years ago
ya me too that was part of the charm...
4 years ago
Even though we had cliches (or however you spell that), we still al pretty much got along. It was really fun.
4 years ago
that aint comin back ever
4 years ago
Now, you gotta wonder if some fag is gonna try to really call you and solicit sex.
4 years ago
yak did it to me while back but I knew he was joking.
4 years ago
theres still a few nice smart guys here...but to me personally like if im not online and see a jrobthread or something......i just am not seeing the golden ticket
4 years ago
Now he's actually banging users girls and stuff.
4 years ago
watch out for tr especially dude serious
4 years ago
There are certain people, I have never bothered reading and I really seem to not be missing much. I know nothing about that tr guy, or jrob for that matter.
4 years ago
Give me a quick rundown. Whats the tr guys deal?
4 years ago
well....he showed up here like maybe 2 years ago...calling himself a vet after a lurk accvoubt,,,i never heard of him...then one day he pops into chat...claims he can get tons of hot babes to come to mucho...of course i called bullshit.....2 years later i proved every weird thing he said wreingf...exposed him as a freeloader and got pics of his gf that support him...and when i look at her the words "hot babe " are not exactly what comes to mind
4 years ago
more like a potato
4 years ago
freshie put her pic all over the internet on dating sites
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
tr asked for it
4 years ago
Scary, bro. It's just plain scary.
4 years ago
I'm laughing about the gay craigslist shit agin.
4 years ago
hahaha ....you know i warned tr if he kept stalking people it would happen to him ...i cited the drum incident...before his time i guess but i warned him and so it did
4 years ago
Where's is your butt buddy hank dik?
4 years ago
Ahh, the innocence of youth.
4 years ago
nobody listens to me!!!
4 years ago
I miss hank too.
4 years ago
you can bet your ass drum will never do that again
4 years ago
He was scared.
4 years ago
I was laughed.
4 years ago
haaha ya i was too
4 years ago
i think i may have suggested calling the police
4 years ago
He got straight set up. The guy responde to his own gay ad, then tracked it back, got all his info, then poseted it, then called him.
4 years ago
Hahahaha!
4 years ago
this is what i told tr willk.......irs only a matter of time before he stalks the wrong person dude
4 years ago
Some people only learn the hard way.
4 years ago
serious.......at least 5 chicks i know have neen stalked by tr...like creepy stalkin......not kidding
4 years ago
pathetic
4 years ago
So, who would rank as the top 5 creepiest theses days? In order.
4 years ago
sends messages on facebook...posts pics of their facebook pics on other sites...
4 years ago
Freak show. Kids these days...
4 years ago
tr is the creepiest....zehes creepy...i like to consider myself as a solid 3
4 years ago
I'm outta the loop. I'd go zeke, the tr guy (from what you've told me), I'll give you #3, then I'd go punky, then SILLYGAYSQUEER.
4 years ago
thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me
4 years ago
You've earned it.
4 years ago
trust me ...zekes hella creeoy but tr made basically every chick private their facebook....
4 years ago
I really wish I could've seen it.
4 years ago
zeke is an embarrassment.
4 years ago
his gf looks like muhammed ali at 75 and shes white,,,he called snap ugly
4 years ago
He's obviously stupid.
4 years ago
Ugly is not a word I'd use towards any bitch, her especially.
4 years ago
I take that back. There are some ugly bitches out there.
4 years ago
ill say anything if its funny
4 years ago
you seemed to have mellowed a lot over the years
4 years ago
how the fuck am i creepy?..im like the honest person on this site
4 years ago
As will I. The jamiee thing was funny. You were just too close to appreciate it.
4 years ago
I just wanted to make fun of your name.
4 years ago
You are dismissed now.
4 years ago
Move along.
4 years ago
well i guess i had it coming
4 years ago
noooo i appreciated it...
4 years ago
nope..im here to hang with my MS buds
4 years ago
Good. You got mad there for a minute though.
4 years ago
it never ever bothered me..i never once got even further than hey dont call her that...if even
4 years ago
Hahaha! I just ripped a fart and my girl punched me without even waking up.
4 years ago
you 2 fags invest too much emotion into this site..this is the place to go for some gore and freakporn..and to call each other fags
4 years ago
No, you said some pretty hurtful things.
4 years ago
sometimes i wonder why stan doesnt fart.........seriously,,,what the fuck
4 years ago
wow!..zeek lecturing punky has less emotion than you 2
4 years ago
He doesn't? What kinda dog doesn't fart?
4 years ago
I just had to wake Bradley a while ago because he was howling in his sleep.
4 years ago
maybe i did....its possible vut you were a handfull
4 years ago
true
4 years ago
we worked it out i was never mad for long if ever..i dont even recall being mad so it mustnt have been too bad
4 years ago
My ex used to get pissed over my Mucho time. She never banged yak though.
4 years ago
No, wasn't bad. You were mad for a minute though. I remember that. It came, it passed. No love lost.
4 years ago
WHY DONT YOU CAll her!!!!!!!
4 years ago
She changed her number on me.
4 years ago
I called her more then a few times. She would hang up, then she changed it.
4 years ago
i have to wake stan in his sleep...he gets so carried away its like hes going to stroke out
4 years ago
The west part was, when she changed it, I couldn't listen to her voice mail message anymore.
4 years ago
I snuck up on Brad earlier and started petting him and he was twitching like a epileptic. He woke up and was like, I need water, fuck off.
4 years ago
sometimes ill hear a soft whoop whoop whoop...then look over and hes doing a fucking angus youg floor guitar solo in his sleep
4 years ago
Yeah, he does that too.
4 years ago
im like "WAKE UP CURLY STOOGE!"
4 years ago
He fucking hates certain songs too. I can put them on in the car and he just starts howling. He cracks me up.
4 years ago
funny...stan hatyes certain kinds of music
4 years ago
He has this cold nose trick he does in the morning to wake me up. He digs through the covers and shocks me awake and looks at me like, "Hey buddy, Time to get up". I wanna hit him, sometimes.
4 years ago
sometimes like late at night like now i know exactly what not to put on or fatboy will be buhhin me
4 years ago
Bubba Sparx, Ugly. He will howl like a bitch over that song.
4 years ago
I call Bradley "fatass". Weird.
4 years ago
We take him out to poop and we'll grab our smokes. "i'm like come one fatass… you too, bradley". I get hit for that one, usually.
4 years ago
No, I call him "fatboy". I use the "fatass" joke a lot though.
4 years ago
at the least convenient time possible ..stan thinks its play time
4 years ago
imagine bad timing...then double it
4 years ago
he will go right up to my face the scream "DIK DIK DIK DIK HEY DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK
4 years ago
motherfucker......its not like we didnt have all day to wrestle
4 years ago
i still get up to fight him
4 years ago
Bradley is too old for that shit these days. My girls neighbor just got this 6 month old chow akiita mix, she pawns him off on us when she goes out. He is like playtime! Brad just puts him down and is like, fuck you.
4 years ago
i always wanted to record the sounds he makes when hes playin...like a baboon dude
4 years ago
My dad had this german sheppard that used to fight with all the time. One day, i got too rough, she grip pen my arm and gave me this look. It said, all right bitch, we're playing, but I could seriously hurt you right now.
4 years ago
stans old too like 12...no teeth...still a violent fucking kerk if you dont know him...how olds brad?
4 years ago
About 11 or 12.
4 years ago
He is really chill considering, the dumbassedness he's been exposed too. Like if I start arguing with someone, he just leaves the room. He is a pussy.
4 years ago
stans still like a puppy for like2 hours a day...like plays chase //oys almost like no difference...he will likelt outlive me
4 years ago
If someone were to break in and start beating on me, he'd hide and then show them where the treats where before they left.
4 years ago
Everyone is afraid of him though. He's a big boy.
4 years ago
i wish stan would chill out..after moving here its like impossible to leave him alone
he freaks..i could go to work for 12 bhours at my old place he was fine,,here hes just barks the whole time im gone
4 years ago
I used to take him to work. There were 4 other dogs in my office. He was entertained, the secretaries took him out. He just sleeps a lot these days though.
4 years ago
He has this weird habit of staring at me all judgmental like.
4 years ago
fubk its so bad i put up a "dogsitter needed " sign...the one call i got...she comes over...total retard...stan hated her so much...there was no way i coulf lesve him with her,,,i mean hate...usually after 2 minutes hes fine...i even gave her cheeese to give him..he was like "GIVE ME THE CJEESE!!!!"
4 years ago
ya i wish stan was like that
4 years ago
Dog sitter as in, you left him with her, or she stayed with him at your place?
4 years ago
he is really gentle friendly once he lnows you...usually takes 2 3 minutes then hes your cyddle pal....not this lady....
4 years ago
no i never left her with him i just hads her here to see if he would flip
4 years ago
pretty sure if id have left her here with him id get a call from the fire dept asking me why theres a retard locjed in my goddamned bathroom
4 years ago
About 7 years ago, I took him camping in the Okeefenokee Swamp. He killed a 7 foot alligator. No lie. I was scared I was gonna get fined or some shit.
4 years ago
Hahaha! Was this a "professional" dog sitter or just some teenager?
4 years ago
put it this way...as she was leaving the "interview" stan fill on attacked her...serious attack...he has no teeth now but he almost knocked her over ..she says .."ohhhh he wants to play"
4 years ago
mo lady...he wants to kill you
4 years ago
She had no clue how close her shins were coming to getting gummed?
4 years ago
sude i grabbed this meathead from falling
4 years ago
Huh?
4 years ago
i could not handpick a worse qualigied person...sadly she was the onlu applicant!
4 years ago
Bradley has claimed this lounge chair here, His bed is literally touching it. He will defend that chair to no end though. Not actually "defend" it, but he'll bark a few times. Then goes to sleep.
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
dogs are the best
4 years ago
as much as stan is a giant expensive hassle man theres these moments that its just all worth it....stan really really fucking loves me
4 years ago
like a lot
4 years ago
Yep. My buddy. He's been a trip since day one. I saw him outside of a PetSmart. they always do this adoption thing on the weekend. I was looking at the dogs. Petting him, I already knew I was gonna take him, I asked how much the fee was, the lady said she wasn't with the adoption people and had found him and couldn't take care of him. I said I'd take him, went in, bought a leash, By the time Icame back he had 3 kids on him begging their mom to let them have him. The lady said she'd told me I could have him and it was between us, the kids all looked me, I clipped the leash on and walked away.
4 years ago
Bradley is the most expensive free dog ever. My sister is a veterinarian, so it's not too bad these days.
4 years ago
awwww
4 years ago
ive spent so much on stan its crazy..i dont regret it at all
4 years ago
Yep. 11 years later, here we are. Those kids woulda played with him for while moved on and he'd be living in a backyard somewhere.
4 years ago
i just wish hed be more careful with his cigars and stop downloading scat porn
4 years ago
We had too put that bulldog of mine down last year. I posted a pic of her once. I cried like a bitch.
4 years ago
bummer. im not looking forward to that day
4 years ago
I've had to do it more than a few times. I'm gonna need therapy after Bradley though. He's in great shape though. i'd give him 5 more years easy.
4 years ago
stans really healthy aspparently according to the vet...really ebergetic still plays like a puppy...
4 years ago
theyll likely outlive us
4 years ago
I hope so.
4 years ago
my sister had ti get a dog put down a few months ago
4 years ago
He gets so fired up over my dad. It's like he knows who family is. I can talk to my dad on my phone with the speaker on, he goes nuts.
4 years ago
ya lets change the subject
4 years ago
You pick.
4 years ago
What kinda cigarettes do you smoke?
4 years ago
whered you meet that whore of a girlfriend?
4 years ago
i get smokes from the indian reserve....like 12 dollars a carton
4 years ago
youre basically saving money to smoke
4 years ago
Which girlfriend?
4 years ago
We ran all the injuns out.
4 years ago
She was my usual waitress at my local. One thing led to another.
4 years ago
up here the indians make smokes...sell them to guys like me and basically every smoker in ontario...
4 years ago
One of the worst decisions i've ever made.
4 years ago
noone buys them at a store
4 years ago
$5 a pack down here.
4 years ago
no i meant your present gf
4 years ago
Yeah that one.
4 years ago
ive had to buy smokes at a store in desperate situations like once a year,,,an 11 dollar pack ..heartbreaking when the injuns sell cartons for that
4 years ago
She's a fucking mess. We're perfect together.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
youre too good for her
4 years ago
I have gotten locked up with her. She's perfect, I wouldn't have it any other way.
4 years ago
"baby..i love you baby
4 years ago
I was in the back off the car. She was fighting the officers. The perfect storm.
4 years ago
i got pretty used to being single...i totally like being alone..
4 years ago
hehehe ya you told me about that hahaha
4 years ago
She plays rugby. Wrecks hos. Broke a bitches leg, straight up. Doesn't give a fuck.
4 years ago
Mine.
4 years ago
"wrecks hos"...hahahahaha i like her already
4 years ago
I'm not kidding you. She hits like a dude.
4 years ago
I have never been scared of a girl before. She has even been stabbed by another chick before. hardcore
4 years ago
Don't be alone, dude. You are not getting any younger. Your looks are fading. i didn't want to say anything, but it's true.
4 years ago
im so non violent but im pretty sure every chick ive evbedr been with can beat me up
4 years ago
I'd really take her in as backup in a fight. Scrappy bitch, no doubt.
4 years ago
haha do you still fight in the underwear wars?
4 years ago
Huh?
4 years ago
MMA? No, I'm good with that shit.
4 years ago
boxing ..i love boxing ...but its dead now
4 years ago
We talked about this the other night.
4 years ago
Dude, tonights UFC was fucking great.
4 years ago
I wanna finish what i started with Jiu-Jitsu, but I have no desire to get punched in the face ever again.
4 years ago
dloyd mayweather is ubbeaten...that guys a possy...but noone but a chump gets to fight him..
4 years ago
i dont like the wrestling........it gets boring on the floor
4 years ago
Are you drunk? Do you really not remember having this conversation the other night?
4 years ago
Almost word for word.
4 years ago
hahaha i have this convo a lot ...and no im not drunk
4 years ago
ok im slightly drunk
4 years ago
WHY DONT YOU GET OFF MY BACK!
4 years ago
Tonight shit was awesome. You know Anderson Silva right? He hadn't been beat in forever, was the champ, got KO'd showboating last time, lost the title. Tonight he was trying to get his belt back, wasn't being rel impressive, came out second round, threw a leg kick. Other guy checking it and his fucking leg snapped. It was nasty!!!!!
4 years ago
He's done. he's like 38. His leg broke, flopping around, I wanted to cry for him. Thats it.
4 years ago
ya i know him
4 years ago
i dont like the elbows to the head stuff
4 years ago
Yeah, you said that the other night.
4 years ago
i guess that canadian gsp has retired
4 years ago
Maybe you should go call your ex.
4 years ago
hahahahahaha
4 years ago
Yeah, he is punch drunk. Or at least on the way to.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
i suppose possibly mma fighters might last lon ger
4 years ago
The sun is coming up. I'm not even near done drinking.
4 years ago
At least he's smart enough to know when to walk away.
4 years ago
i just took tons of fun for a squirt on the balcony
its getting light out here too...i couldnt care less...its my day off
4 years ago
Every day is my day of. Hahaha!!!
4 years ago
ever hear evander jolyfield talk lately?
4 years ago
hes a mess
4 years ago
I took fatass out an hour or two ago. He's out cold right now. My bitch is too. Taking up more than her portion of the couch too. I'm getting a little riled up, to be honest.
4 years ago
whos the best heavyweight pro boxer ever?
4 years ago
Are you copy and pasting from the other nights convo?
4 years ago
Have you ever seen that documentary about Tyson?
4 years ago
fuck dude my lardass chooses my pillow as his bed...his ass to my face......every timer
4 years ago
i cant remember what i said 2 days ago
4 years ago
obviously
4 years ago
no homo
4 years ago
ya i have it!!! but i guess we discussed it!
4 years ago
You said you liked to watch boxing while wearing flip-flops.
4 years ago
You invited me to come stay with you. Even offered to supply the ladies under garments.
4 years ago
mighty hospitable
4 years ago
i do have flip flops now...two right feet so when i wear them i just walk in circles
4 years ago
ya i meant that.. i am pretty nice
4 years ago
I hate sqircles. I like to pace in squares.
4 years ago
I'd wear your panties any day, buddy.
4 years ago
usuallu i just hop on one foot in case of badgers
4 years ago
fuck badgers
4 years ago
thats just what badgers want you to think
4 years ago
Who would win in a fight? Stan, a badger, or Barney?
4 years ago
stan for sure....not kidding....hes got no teeth but i never told him...hes a violent monster
4 years ago
barney the dianasaur?
4 years ago
Sounds like it.
4 years ago
or rubble
4 years ago
The drunk guy from the Simpsons.
4 years ago
aaaahahahahahahaha
4 years ago
now thats funny
4 years ago
I know.
4 years ago
I'm picturing the altercation now.
4 years ago
simpsons barney is an insiration..an icon
4 years ago
(blllluuurfp)
4 years ago
theres a survivorman episode on the outdoor life betwork
4 years ago
Bear Grylls!?!?
4 years ago
bear grylls ? no bear grylls is a transexualo bologna sandwich of fuck
4 years ago
las strou
4 years ago
If he doesn't drink pee, then fuck him.
4 years ago
Bear drank his own pee out of a fresh snake skin. It doesn't get manlier than that.
4 years ago
hahaha remember bear drinkin pee out of a snake sack? jesus
4 years ago
hahahahsa
4 years ago
Go home. You're drunk.
4 years ago
That Les guy is Canadian, right? He can't be that tough by definition.
4 years ago
well les was the ony one that went out alone
4 years ago
Whatever helps you sleep at night...
4 years ago
He was also the only one arrested for toddler fondling.
4 years ago
he went out just him,,bo camera crew...bear gads a trailer so he could puke his own pee up
4 years ago
once les set his own lean to on fire
4 years ago
Liar! He never throws it up.
4 years ago
If Bear's shit was on fire, he'd just pee it out. then drink it.
4 years ago
i hear you cant drink pee...like its poison........
4 years ago
les stroud made an entire village out of 2 days poo
4 years ago
I actually heard you can do it 3 times in a row before it gets poisonous.
4 years ago
Bear made an entire apartment complex out of a pinecone.
4 years ago
You gays are getting wetter than a Justin beiber fan
4 years ago
Bear made a public apology for being British.
4 years ago
No one accepted. He at least put in the effort though.
4 years ago
He even agreed to go to a dental hygienist.
4 years ago
i thgink the jurys out on drinkin pee to survive
4 years ago
I'd rather have Gatorade.
4 years ago
The green kind.
4 years ago
Ok, who would win in a fight? Bear Grylls, that guy from Bar Rescue, or Chris Angel?
4 years ago
i drink water or beer...although once in a while i like a tea
4 years ago
Hot or iced?
4 years ago
hhahaha ..cgris angel
4 years ago
hes not even a male
4 years ago
No shit. What a bitch.
4 years ago
i cant stand that blow dried bitch
4 years ago
chris angel is a gutless pussy
4 years ago
dont even get me started on him
4 years ago
I bet he'd beat you up.
4 years ago
imagine how long it takes for chris angel to do a magic trick...he has to was his brows get highlighhts,, eyeliner
4 years ago
I heard he made his dick disappear into uour ass, repeatedly.
4 years ago
im scarier than chris angel...all id have to do is look him in the contact lkenses he calls eyes
4 years ago
that wasnt a trick...that was 35 bucks
4 years ago
Look into his eyes. You'll fall in love.
4 years ago
3 cartons. Thats better than the inmate price.
4 years ago
bloody hell it's like no country for old men in here
4 years ago
i always want "magicians" to do it in fronbt of me
4 years ago
i know 1 good card trick....thats it
4 years ago
i always wanted to open the separared chick box
4 years ago
but im pretty sure i know how its done
4 years ago
make a gorrilla come out of my butt ill ner impreessed
4 years ago
hopefully not a crazy gorilla
4 years ago
then again,,
4 years ago
MINDFREAK
4 years ago
ill freak you out in vegas too
4 years ago
i did crazier stuff in the bathroom 20 minutes ago
4 years ago
I managed to get a full nights sleep in between this thread
4 years ago
I was wondering if on this date....dik went back to rish's place or vice versa this time around
4 years ago
* Sinaitis hopes that^ was a mucho kill *
4 years ago
i didnt even get it justin beiber
4 years ago
i suspect you just want to mouth off...well go ahead one direction
4 years ago
youre a boy
4 years ago
do I still have access to muchomail if not pro?
4 years ago
ask yak
4 years ago
im the spiritual advisor,,,,thats all
4 years ago
I passed out.
4 years ago
So did I trying to read all this bullshit this morning :(
4 years ago
I'm sure it is worth the read. I was laughing my ass off last night. I was pretty intoxicated though. I invented a new drink last night.
4 years ago
beerpiss?
4 years ago
mixing dik's cum with your kool-aid lipstick doesn't constitute a drink, rish
4 years ago
Red wine, Warhead/Kool-aid stuff, with a popsicle floater. It was really good. I made it as a joke but it turned out really yummy.
4 years ago
I like kool-aid. I have purple and red.
4 years ago
wow, you "invented" krunk juice.
4 years ago
is this turning into a cocktail thread?
4 years ago
rip dik
12 months ago
7:22 Germantown lol
2 gay dogs xD
4 years ago
stfu you twit
4 years ago
ha, that one dog is chained up now, errr nope lol
1 year ago
lol@poss's vote. those were the days.
11 months ago
recover password
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