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Stretchy Statue

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by DangerousDug

submitted December 28th 2013

19 comments
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comments (19)
my penis can do this
4 years ago
but your boyfriend prefers it didnt
4 years ago
Not after he met your limp dick
4 years ago
Coolest thing I have seen all day.
4 years ago
wow, lots of paper. That's a really shit statue just so you know. And I would know.
4 years ago
very stretch
4 years ago
hey to us simpletons it's pretty damn cool
and tbh I would never have even looked at this if not for tinski's comment down there
4 years ago
<<< King of the simpletons
4 years ago
it's just a fancy slinky.
4 years ago
And I like slinkys, don't get me wrong
4 years ago
you wouldn't like a slinky if a slinky killed your dad
4 years ago
it's a wonderful toy
fun for a girl, fun for a boy
4 years ago
tr stop kissing up to dik
4 years ago
would you stretch her arse out zeke? Or would you be to afraid to hurt the poor little flower?

Sorry, am I hurting you precious? Ok, honeysuckle, I'll try to get less aroused and more flaccid, is that ok cupcake? No? Shall I just kiss it gently while I rub one out? Is my erection frightening you snowflake?
4 years ago
it's sad that there are really "men" like that
4 years ago
I just don't get why she's wearing gloves. Tons of people fuck around with those paper sculpts without them on
4 years ago
theres a significant risk of papercut and abrasion. Poor thing should be paid more, right zeke?
4 years ago
I wanna stretch her asshole out.
4 years ago
Now lift it complete (with base) and we`ll se....
4 years ago
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