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Utter Failure

I was shooting to steal Bono's title as "master of the games" but the cheap whiskey just wasn't happening. I'll pick up where I left off soon when I get some Jack.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by xzekiel

submitted December 28th 2013

209 comments
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Why are talking out of my rear left speaker?
4 years ago
it's kinda freakin me out man.
4 years ago
btw...worst. music. ever.
4 years ago
is that Devotchka?
4 years ago
Well wtf did you expect?
4 years ago
Dude its Sparks.....then Flogging Molly.....then Pink Floyd :/
4 years ago
Answer my first question dammit!
4 years ago
PEBCAK
4 years ago
The Sparks was for bono :/
4 years ago
Sporty sounds like he's a Russian too.
4 years ago
911?
4 years ago
I got through 20 pizza rolls without chipmunking then a pint of gravy....I just can't drink cheap whiskey straight. I didn't want to chug a fifth of 'good' whiskey, but I guess I'm going to have to.
4 years ago
when did this happen?
4 years ago
Oh about 20 minutes ago
4 years ago
god you're weird
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
how are you not filling that bucket about now?
4 years ago
I drank about half that cup of whiskey then said fuck that and got a beer....that's how
4 years ago
911 is quite fitting.
4 years ago
hahaha sparks...siousxie and the banshees re-did this song with 88% less gay
4 years ago
I'd say more like 28% less gay. It's still pretty fucking gay.
4 years ago
well ill give ya kudos for attempting such competitive eating challenges..LA Beast probably could have pulled this off.
4 years ago
I may have managed it if I had jack....
4 years ago
http://youtu.be/ttC7KbE_uDo
4 years ago
He's got nothing on Furious Pete
4 years ago
petes a monster...la beast is funnier
4 years ago
He puked, cut the vidya short like a typical nigger.
4 years ago
Furious Pete? No. He did not puke.
Me? No. I just gave up.
4 years ago
is Furious Pete eating sticks of butter? what tha fuck?
4 years ago
The gravy seemed to go down easy enough.
4 years ago
fuck that fake spook who goes to an alt to avoid doing his shit
4 years ago
hey its heisenburgers
walter white castle
4 years ago
don't be knockin white castle
4 years ago
that beard looks like roadkill
4 years ago
fuck off billy
4 years ago
Speaking of fagots...

Did Bono ever submit a Christmas special?
4 years ago
bono who?
4 years ago
oh is he banned again?
that's a shame
4 years ago
WTF!?
4 years ago
will not be missed this time around if so
4 years ago
nah, not banned, just a superfaggit
4 years ago
Serioulsy, CHRISTMAS RUINED!

I look forward to his retarded home made shit :(
4 years ago
Nice trailer Maineneck
4 years ago
You corrected me that it's a manufactured home.......
4 years ago
is there such a thing as a home that is not manufactured?
4 years ago
with a basement and a two car garage and an addition and an acre and a half of land......so I wouldn't really call it a trailer, though I'd proudly wear the trailer trash label
4 years ago
i guess a cave could count as that
4 years ago
it's a mobile home....
4 years ago
I can't even remember what I did 3 days ago let alone comments that have been cast into the muchoblivion
4 years ago
stop making making me liek yer comments
4 years ago
I'd cherish it while it lasts possum.
It's rare that dush says anything worthwhile
4 years ago
he talks about me a lot, that's worthwhile.
4 years ago
* possum washes both paws and checks on crock pot *
4 years ago
I was planning to make beef stew but I'm not nearly drunk enough
4 years ago
I need to be good and drunk to want to play with knives and fire
4 years ago
im gonna roast some cauliflower when I get the energy
4 years ago
i got a 5 qt crock pot for xmas- currently making Pot au Feu, but with a coonass twist
4 years ago
Don't fight it poss...
* DushanMandik presses a finger against poss's lips *

It'll be our little secret ;)
4 years ago
* possum rebarfs *
4 years ago
Bono talks about your stuck up ass way more than I, cuntjelly
4 years ago
no... no he doesn't.
4 years ago
heather are you on pinterest? there's a really good roasted broccoli recipe that i re-pinned (i think it's there)
my name is mud and my pic is a cross-eyed cat in a pirate hat.....I'm like 57% sure the recipe is there
4 years ago
lol

no I'm not on pinterest.. but I've got a pretty kick ass recipe myself
4 years ago
Tr needed for a cross confirmation.

Also...where's Jblob?
4 years ago
* possum sets alarm for 11pm CST *
4 years ago
throb is...either in jail again. or
...being butthurt with the sewer guy
4 years ago
Last seen 3 hours ago.

He must be lurksin.
4 years ago
He's lurking. He's probably formed some solidarity shit with Barrel
4 years ago
well i see you received the obligatory downvote from pooppile
4 years ago
there i cancelled that commie out
4 years ago
pedos get so bitter....
4 years ago
thanks billy.....though.......I downvoted too :/
4 years ago
Zeke, I got to hand it to you, that was a good effort, you should maybe specialise on the gravy challenge, that was impressive.
4 years ago
I hate gravy :(
I'ma get some jack and do the fifth and some egg nog then be done with these challenges.
4 years ago
but thank you, I tried
4 years ago
* possum links that sporty siamese cat thingy *
4 years ago
gravy would be a cake walk on easy street.
4 years ago
even with the beard, you're still a mangina
4 years ago
If having no desire to make chicks suck my toes makes me a mangina, then I'm ok with that.
4 years ago
it doesn't. Nice try with the whisky. That was fucking well ambitious.
4 years ago
hi MD

fuck off
4 years ago
I'll be able to do a fifth of jack and a pint of egg nog tomorrow.....that whiskey is just shit and smelled like paint thinner
4 years ago
yeah I could see you choke upon getting a whiff of it. As soon as you try and breath through your nose when downing liquor, it slaps your gag reflex. Take a deep breath.

Hey poss, maybe I will since i'm not pro anymore
4 years ago
md: 118347
did a pint of jack there no problem
4 years ago
where did yer pro go?
4 years ago
he gave it to me
4 years ago
so, cat vids it is then?
4 years ago
well put away zeke. Did you keep it down? I'm almost tempted to rise to that challenge.

It must have been a years pro, poss. Cheers barret.

I see how you and billy have got a thing going on though. I hope youre happy together.
4 years ago
That last bit was @barret btw.
4 years ago
Yeah I kept it down and kept on drinking
Tomorrow a fifth
I fucked up trying to buy the cheap stuff tonight
4 years ago
what thing is that?
I find the kid funny..as well as a few others
4 years ago
* possum puts MD on full DW status *
4 years ago
So, you are gonna drink a 1/5 of Jack tomorrow Zeke ?
4 years ago
planning on it
4 years ago
barret bought you pro instead of renewing my pro
4 years ago
barret bought me pro?
4 years ago
youre wrong mako..im paying for myself
4 years ago
*playing with
4 years ago
You cut the vid in the middle of a Floyd song? what the hell were you thinking?
4 years ago
I should have just stood there and waited?
4 years ago
Yes Zeke, you should have.
4 years ago
I remember my first beer.
4 years ago
There's no beer in this video....
4 years ago
I remember my first gravy..
4 years ago
god I hate gravy
4 years ago
inb4 1trick with "mangravy"
4 years ago
I hate egg nog.. yeech
4 years ago
The whiskey was the worst. I've never tried drinking that stuff straight before. By far the worst.
4 years ago
Could have mixed it all together and made a smoothie.. (yuck)
4 years ago
Gotta go Zeke, I can get 3 hours sleep before work if I shut up now, have a good night.
4 years ago
He could've not turned into the creepy weird guy that has a barren living space with a couple of shipping pallets to liven it up either.
4 years ago
been living here two months......don't have living room furniture yet
4 years ago
What happened to your old furniture? I usually take mine with me when i move.
4 years ago
Cool story
4 years ago
Black Velvet straight shots are my current liquor of choice
4 years ago
I used to drink Black Velvet. Then I turned 18.
4 years ago
i'm in my 2nd childhood :P
4 years ago
It's always the uber-faggots that insult someone's alcohol preference.....
4 years ago
Except for bono's wine coolers.....that's completely justifiable
4 years ago
I wasn't insulting his choice. I merely mentioned that I used to drink it. I turned 18 started making money and could then afford better stuff. Stop trying to start shit.
4 years ago
Black Velvet is nasty though.
4 years ago
that's why i like it, and also tequila... if it hurts going down, you're less likely to get too drunk too soon
4 years ago
Should I even press play...
4 years ago
Yea...good luck with the New Years resolution mate. If you survived the aftermath of this, um, wreckage
4 years ago
Your beard rocks-ass, Zekey! Don't shave it...just shape it. Beards can actually make a man look younger, ya know.
4 years ago
Sooo.. Zeke's Russian after all...makes sense.
4 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ. You and your Irish(Maine/Northern/Boston) mug slapping music...WOW.
4 years ago
like the beard
4 years ago
are you trying to get some tail?
4 years ago
flogging molly was the only good part of this whole sub
4 years ago
Just for that, I'm going to slay your face. In complaisance with the townspeople....YOUR ASS IS GRASS, NIGGER.
4 years ago
Stfu meth head
4 years ago
someones bored?
4 years ago
the minutes are against you, los
4 years ago
tick-tock, tick-tock....
4 years ago
fuck it.
4 years ago
meth head haha
4 years ago
1 loslobos you have more open sores than a tiger shark feeding gang...2...youre so desperate you led zeke along like a monkey....you are a monster whore sir.....of all people .....the bottom of the humanity barrel....youre a skank
4 years ago
zeke hahahahaha ..."baby ...ill bring polysporin baby"
4 years ago
"nany those sores will heal baby"
4 years ago
hahahahaha skank
4 years ago
dont you ever talk about punky like that again
4 years ago
i can only imagine your malnourished genitals...reeking up your pimps office in a basement somewhere
4 years ago
greasy whore
4 years ago
You really needed 8 comments to sum that up?
Great attempt to pwn dik. Like a sloth in a MMA fight
4 years ago
For the record;
YOU are the one obsessed with Zeke, you talk about him all the time, constantly, the same things over n over.
Zeke and his ex, the range the house he "burned down", the dildoes, the homoerotic tendencies etc etc etc.
I think since you lost everything. The house and your ex gf and your kid hates you, you can't distance yourself from the things that goes on here. You feed on drama like an old hag at the hair salon.
Best part is; it's so enjoyable watching you fail and making yourself look so dam foolish in the process. That's all for now, I'm sure you'll come crawling back for more when Stan has gone to bed
4 years ago
lol you banged zeke yet?
4 years ago
lol, punky owned you lesbos
4 years ago
i bet you can't tell which is worse, when I reappear or your herpes
4 years ago
Harsh comparing yourself to herpes, get some self respect man
4 years ago
Hi los, hi md
How're you on this fine wintery day?
4 years ago
comparison doesn't imply equal to walnut tits
4 years ago
alright sinaitis. Your name sounds like some genital infection lesbos has got
4 years ago
What a try hard and flame follower. Poor MD, seems like his christmas didn't work out too well
4 years ago
I drawed heather, but my didn't turn out as good as your's. :(
Also sinaitis is a surname :(
4 years ago
did you sub it sin?

what did you get for christmas lesbos? HIV?
4 years ago
Good one. *coughs*
I'll let you two compare pens in private, tho you might want or upgrade Stumpy
4 years ago
Ye I drew it in like 2-3 hour for jenbirdy christmas noodz
4 years ago
stop thinking about my penis slutess
4 years ago
Los you seem extra grumpy over the holidays. If you want i'll mail you a candy cane c:
4 years ago
link it sin and i will give you an intelligent critique
4 years ago
ah thats pretty impressive. I was expecting a childish scrawl.
4 years ago
that's quite sophisticated
4 years ago
Thanks md I'm fresh out of college and minored in a fine art degree. I'm still figuring things out
4 years ago
I expected a crumpled piece of paper with a stick figure drawn out of his own shit :/
4 years ago
you're far better than me with tone and colour, I can only block colour with big drops in gradient
4 years ago
Texture gradient? I always thought big drops create a realistic point of view effect.
4 years ago
yeah if you apply it to landscape. But all on the same curved surface, like in manga. Pale to saturated to dark.
4 years ago
Ah yeah I see that now. Do you use photoshop only? I tend to do my line art in paint tool sai then color and detail in cs3.
4 years ago
yeah I just use shop. I'm not really any good with digital techniques. I just work like i would on paper.
4 years ago
I start on paper, but my drawings are very rough I need digital programs to clean up all my unclean lines and such. Plus I have trouble coloring stuff on paper unless I'm using paint.
4 years ago
i sketch and ink in shop
4 years ago
Do you use base shapes a lot? Just looks like it from that punky/dik comment one
4 years ago
not at all to be honest, that was just a quick way of separating the panels. I've thought about it, but I don't really see any aesthetic appeal
4 years ago
Unless you are talking about 3D shapes like cylinders and such to construct a figure, in which case, yes I do.
4 years ago
I draw. Mainly on bar napkins.
4 years ago
You remind me of Eyore when you talk. Also, as a Canadian lady let me just say, I'm digging the plaid/beard combo.
4 years ago
Thanks for noticin'
4 years ago
i miss cuntscab :(
4 years ago
happy muchoday :(
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser emails vid to Zeke's psychiatrist *
4 years ago
Please.......I haven't had a shrink in over ten years
4 years ago
Why do you speak that low in volume?
Is your mother already fallen asleep?
4 years ago
I wasn't super excited to be doing it.
4 years ago
I wouldn't have if I hadn't already said it and knew bono would not shut up about it come january.
4 years ago
I have a new challenge!

Lets see who can call their ex the most times in one night.
4 years ago
No way anyhow can beat Zeke at that.... this fucking contest is rigged
4 years ago
Such gullible followers.....
4 years ago
Anyway, I'm off to get some jack to finish this fucking thing
4 years ago
* DangerousDug starts chant.... Go, Go, Go, Go, Go *
4 years ago
Hey, baby, I'm only calling this *click
4 years ago
There is this contest… *click
4 years ago
I see JAWZ is online. Hope you stocked up on some gravy, welcher
4 years ago
Haha guess that's a no
4 years ago
No ones being a welcher, he will deliver it as promised before january, noob-tits.
4 years ago
Is this alt-accounting and speaking in third person really necessary. I mean we all know it's you JAWZ
4 years ago
It makes for better entertainment. No?
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
it doesn't.....at all
4 years ago
I'm quite contend if it means we can pretend to have one less negro here.
4 years ago
The video may be a fail, but 9 minutes of that amazing shirt? Upvote.
4 years ago
Now that's lobstertainment!
4 years ago
I'm a blueberrynigger not a lobsternigger
4 years ago
It's futurama, boyo. Just a happy coincidence with the place where you live.
4 years ago
Haha, i never noticed you did the gravy challenge as well, was too busy admiring the shirt for 9 minutes i guess.
4 years ago
The video may be long and uneventful, but he does put away an impressive amount of shit.
4 years ago
Coming from Barret, that means a lot.
4 years ago
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