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Happy Jeebusmus

HEY YOU GUIZE!!! I have returned from my 9 month absence to wish ye merry fellows a shitty puppetmas

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by chrisxmassacre

submitted December 17th 2013

160 comments
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Happy Jeebusmus
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comments (160)
nice sign
4 years ago
nice ear lobes
4 years ago
Hi man
4 years ago
You look different.
4 years ago
looks like oly with a beard
4 years ago
im calling shenanigans
4 years ago
Oly does have a beard you fool
4 years ago
if you call that patchy travesty a beard
4 years ago
that was over a year ago D: ID POST ONE but he'd probably get butthurt about it, dunno if I'd blame him
4 years ago
eeuuughhh i don't look like that. i am MUCHO more pretty-errer
4 years ago
You look like a fat-errer Yak.
4 years ago
its alllll muscle bru
4 years ago
I don't see much difference besides a Christmas hat and a slightly thicker beard?
http://muchosucko.com/106065/For-Chrisexorcistika
4 years ago
^^That makes me sad on the inside
4 years ago
hah gotta love it. What ever happened to Chrisexorstika/ShitLeash??
4 years ago
Looks like you ate him...
4 years ago
don't be a dick bro
4 years ago
i'm fat. that does not mean i eat humans
4 years ago
yes it does
4 years ago
Toaster just wants you to eat her

Bowchickawowwow
4 years ago
I miss Oly, he was a swell guy.
4 years ago
http://i.lvme.me/tqnl5vl.jpg
4 years ago
shit
4 years ago
meh, o well
4 years ago
So you're chrisexorstika and shitleash too?
4 years ago
god no
4 years ago
Hey Zeke?, (sorry to interrupt ) how much snow have you got so far?
4 years ago
We got like 14 inches Saturday night and supposed to get another 5-8 tonight. Maybe an inch so far right now.
4 years ago
I still haven't shoveled or plowed my driveway. Just spinning in and out of it. Gonna get someone to plow in the morning.
4 years ago
Wow, way ahead of me, got about 6 Saturday night, and right now we have gotten maybe 31/2 more, fucking pussies cancelled school today before it even started..
4 years ago
Yeah getting way more snow here inland than used to get on the coast.
4 years ago
I'd come up and do it for you but it's just a bit out of the way gas wise.
4 years ago
There are neighbors with plows on both sides. Just gotta go talk to them. Ugh.
4 years ago
My Father plows for people, and I help, but nobody is getting done til tomorrow morning, we each got a bag today and we aint going anywhere..
4 years ago
* Akameldon blaze's *
4 years ago
I'm hoping by next winter I'll get a plow hookup for my 4-wheeler, if I can get the damn thing to start reliably.
4 years ago
I was hoping people would be being mean when I got back, but no, fucking snow talk
4 years ago
Don't worry your pretty bulbous head toaster, I'm about to start drinking.
4 years ago
Hello Toaster, and what the fuck is stuck up your cunt? .. Is that better?
4 years ago
Fuck off cunt, so your presence inspires boring conversation, what else is new.
4 years ago
* Barret gets out leftover sambuca *
4 years ago
Not really no, something being in my cunt isn't much of a dig now is it :(
4 years ago
Barret has more of the right idea
4 years ago
toaster how many guys have you had sex with?
Idc if you mind me asking or not....
4 years ago
10
4 years ago
how many enjoyed it ?
4 years ago
So .36
Interesting
4 years ago
It is if it's a circular saw blade Toaster.
4 years ago
Dug all of them, my vagina has near magical powers. Two are still stalking me
4 years ago
Like I've said, I'm pretty sure all vaginas are magic.
No, not magic like flubber.
4 years ago
It's just a matter of the mouth and mind that goes along with it.
4 years ago
Vaginal Flubber? Hmm.
4 years ago
And let me guess you are too good for them and you won't let them back .... right ? Big girls are supposed to be easy.... get with the fucking program toaster
4 years ago
Vaginas can conform to small penises if the owman isn't lazy and works her pelvic floor muscles
4 years ago
owman,.. new term for fat girl.
4 years ago
well that is how this fat girl spelled it
4 years ago
Could you shitbags just exchange phone numbers already?
4 years ago
I have a feeling there would just be a lot of heavy breathing
like when tr called me
4 years ago
Not allowed too, probably already said too much. Sorry guys
4 years ago
I was referring to you and aka, zeke. Although I suppose that would involve heavy breathing as well.
4 years ago
I think this is just your sly way of getting my digits.
4 years ago
I'm not easy, totally not Akas style
4 years ago
Now that's just being mean Toaster, I have very discerning taste.
4 years ago

TheAllMightyToaster
Not really no, something being in my cunt isn't much of a dig now is it :(
28 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu

Well, I'm sure it would take a great deal of digging to get to the bottom of that cavernous waste land you call a vagina.
4 years ago
Dingle berries
4 years ago
Merry Christmas to you too.
4 years ago
thanks bitch
4 years ago
What a tool.
4 years ago
Do you have a moment to sit and talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ almighty?
4 years ago
Me? Sure, go ahead.
4 years ago
* Akameldon slides pistol into back of pants and say's; "I'm listening.." *
4 years ago
2 make an audience, better not let us down..
4 years ago
* severum clears throat and stretches shirt collar *


So apparently this guy was black. If he was black wouldn't be have turned water into Old Englishe instead of wine?

What's the deaalll with that?
4 years ago
* Akameldon slides a pistol down the pew to Zeke and say's; " This boy better put the fear of God in me even if I have to kill him to make him do it.." *
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2_MvTkdVLo
4 years ago
Take the pill now
Makes you sane
Ruins the face-line
Like to care

Couldn’t sleep late
Couldn’t be on time if I tried
Obligation
Is a world that inviting when you can't control

I give in to promise
I can see
What a useless man I’ve become

Love to beg with existence
Ask myself and I know

Not give answers
I’d rather be blind
Had a big tear
Seems like days

Had to come now
But I can’t
Makes a circle
Restlessness made out of

Had to come now
But I won’t
I'd like to get closer to you
From the words that we share
Spent a lifetime
Giving out
Obligation
Is a world that inviting when you can't control

I give in to promise
I can see
What a useless man I’ve become
Love to beg with existence
Ask myself and I know

Don’t believe
I’ve ever had the pleasure
I’m not careful

Wish I could say
I was a whore
I was a whore

I don’t get it
4 years ago
Punky can you go one day without linking youtube music?

I mean, I do it when I'm shitfaced......but it's incessant with you
4 years ago
well, I'm always shit-faced, and I like good music...so do the math, sir. kek
4 years ago
everything adds up.
4 years ago
Damn it Punky! We were supposed to be talking about how I'm a tool and Jesus is lord! Not a music video.

Bad Punky, bad!
4 years ago
Sev= attention whore
4 years ago
-2...


you're welcome, you "Tool" slut. 8)
4 years ago
ha
4 years ago
^YES...I KNOW THIS.
4 years ago
Don't fuck with me, Chris.


http://muchosucko.com/99913/For-xzekiel
4 years ago
hahaha!!!
4 years ago
Hey play flight of the bumblebee on those
4 years ago
-14 HELL YEAH! downvote king!
4 years ago
well, no, you're not
but these bitches are hard to please
sign would have helped
4 years ago
Not sure if muchokill or assface effect...
4 years ago
pretty sure it's the "ass-face" effect...



http://muchosucko.com/99913/For-xzekiel
4 years ago
am I now assface?
cuz I seem to kill mucho a lot :(
4 years ago
nn










also fuck off.
4 years ago
^REFRESH FAIL
4 years ago
No i meant assface assface
4 years ago
*ass to mouth
4 years ago
*Rimshot
4 years ago
@Zeke: thanks for the bump, buddy. 8)
4 years ago
I didn't mean for it to be flattering
4 years ago
well....DUH. Your face is falling in line, as well, sir. I mean, you do look like a cereal-killer, ya know.
4 years ago
I'm not trying to be rude, just sharing the facts, buddy.
4 years ago
I don't get what you mean by cereal killer........is that just your cutesie way of saying I look like a serial killer or do you mean I'm a cartoon-cereal-box version of a serial killer?
4 years ago
I'm drunk, and I'm trying to say you eat "COCO-PUFFS(nigger-balls), you retard? lol
4 years ago
...............
4 years ago
I can do that to, ya know..



...............................
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMv_noiaqEE
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/4D0VWyL.jpg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/4D0VWyL.jpg
4 years ago
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
yeah, B-Dog...I'M A RETARD! FUCK YOUR LIFE, BUDDY! LOL!!


http://muchosucko.com/118664/That-Barret-420
4 years ago
So punky, what'd you get me for christmas?
(without answering in link form)
4 years ago
two of my favorite albums. No tickets. But I can make that happen, if you really need them.
4 years ago
I'd rather get coal in my stocking.
4 years ago
Thank you. But you know, you could just tell me and I could pirate them :/

And no I don't need tickets. I was kinda hoping to go with someone but I think it fell through.
4 years ago
and you will, Vom.


* PunkyBruiser emails Santa *
4 years ago
@Zeke WHAT IF I WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON YOU?
4 years ago
If you really want to? Idk.....
I won't refuse your gifts punky, but I feel awkward accepting them.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser gives Zeke's gifts to Goodwill. 8( *
4 years ago
I'm not tryin to be a prick but I'd say save them and gift them to some bangable females punky......the gift that keeps on giving. Tell me what they are and I'll find them.
4 years ago
He's always telling people he's going to buy them or send them shit, what is it about drunk people and doing that? Not that i saw zeke do that...

4 years ago
Let the homeless love good music. FUCK YOU, SIR!!!
4 years ago
You saw me do that?
4 years ago
When have I ever done that?
4 years ago
No i said the opposite of that....
4 years ago
the ellipses denote sarcasm
4 years ago
Barret, I offered to help you out, when you were sharing your problems with the community, past-tense wise . I'm to lazy to search for it, SO SUCK MY 9ER, SIR.
4 years ago
I see...
4 years ago
And to tell you what is up with that, drunk people are usually empathetic and giving. They want to offer others happiness because they generally can't find it themselves. That's what's up with that.
4 years ago
Ive offered to buy a couple people things, but I need an address, duh.
4 years ago
^pot calling the Bruiser black.
4 years ago
I still don't get why you wanted my paypal punky.....
4 years ago
If I can pay my debts of with Jrob, I can do anything, when it comes to my monies. 8P
4 years ago
i bought yak a birthday pressie last year now I'm gonna have to get one every year :(
4 years ago
I was fucked up, Zeke. I meant your personal email addy. I wanted you to send it to me....VIA, FAGBOOK.
4 years ago
Punky I will gladly accept your gifts and give you my address, but I think it would be wiser for you to hold onto them and gift to someone else.....random acts of kindness.
4 years ago
dude, you're being a pretentious douche. Stop being a crippled scholar at the moment.
4 years ago
How am I being pretentious?
I'm saying gift them to some females that you want to bang and I'll find the albums and listen to them.
4 years ago
YOU TOLD ME TO GIVE YOUR GIFTS TO SOMEONE ELSE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.....





.....FUCK YOU!!!!!!
4 years ago
Zeke, this is why you are a single man, sir. GO FIGURE.
4 years ago
I'm saying you can have your cake and eat it too, SIR!
4 years ago
iS IT ReD-VeLVET CAKE?
4 years ago
Punky I don't mean to be insulting........I'm just sayin tell me the albums and I'll find them. Keep those for someone more deserving than me.
4 years ago
ok...here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGv5O7Mr6Ww
4 years ago
But yeah I know what it's like when you try to give someone something and they refuse it. It's shitty, and I'm sorry for doing it. I'm just sayin you could make better use of it. I'll give you my address.
4 years ago
and here's the other one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRuoqNlYmJ0
4 years ago
Stop posting that shitty band.
4 years ago
That one too.
4 years ago
link something you like, urks.....OR SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PUSSY!!!
4 years ago
I'll leave the spamming to you.
4 years ago
I got them. Will import to itunes.
Thanks punky.
Now use the cd's to get laid......or just.....brighten someone's day........whatever
4 years ago
@urks thank you, sir.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e61G7bZG0K4
4 years ago
Fuck off.
4 years ago
hahahaha....
4 years ago
HI!
4 years ago
hahaha....you bastard. lol
4 years ago
I love ya, broseph. 8)
4 years ago
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