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Happy Muchoday Junior

Stick around another couple years and you just might be recognized as a vet.

annoying

by xzekiel

submitted December 15th 2013

338 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Happy Muchoday Junior
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comments (338)
That looks pretty good.

But TR is more of a vet than you so...
4 years ago
zeke is just jel
4 years ago
hiatus time counts for shit
4 years ago
Is it true Zeke?

Are you just a hater?
4 years ago
Why would I hate anyone?
4 years ago
Because you're jel.
4 years ago
Happy spirit journey formation anniversary, you encyclopædic faggot.
4 years ago
DEEP WITHIN THE WOMB OF TIIIIME
A SPIRIT THUS BE BORN
4 years ago
*creature......
4 years ago
*muchobirthday..... again, "muchoday" is to represent the birth of Mucho Sucko as a site. Get it right faggots. That is all.

Regards,
JerkStore
4 years ago
it's muchoday, and always will be
4 years ago
Let's consult muchopædia.
4 years ago
fuck muchopedia
4 years ago
muchoday
4 years ago
why dont you fucktards use logic. Muchoday is the birth of MuchoSucko... Muchobirthday is the day that your faggot ass joined the site.
4 years ago
The birth of MuchoSucko is the Muchoversary, fucktard.
4 years ago
you guys are fucking idiots
4 years ago
Individuals have muchodays
4 years ago
no, a Muchoversary would be the anniversary of your joining of the site
4 years ago
The birth of muchosucko is simply known as The Great Creation
4 years ago
a non corporeal entity cannot have an anniversary... it has to be pertinent to a human being
4 years ago
The Big Shebang
4 years ago
get it right or die faggots... krampus will kick your ass in front of your crying mother
4 years ago
I choose death.
4 years ago
The anniversary is of the EVENT wherein yak pushed Mucho live - not of the site itself somehow spawning itself.

You guys are all idiots and I'm always right.
4 years ago
Isn't a relationship non corporeal? It has an anniversary...
4 years ago
the anniversary then, according to that, would be the celebration of YAK pushing it live.
4 years ago
it's yAK you faggots
4 years ago
no, the way it was described, is that Mucho as a site can have its own anniversary...
4 years ago
not without it revolving around a person(s)
4 years ago
We know that JS, it's just that most of us aren't fucking bored enough to break it down to semantics.
4 years ago
You certainly are celebrating the day in the spirit of TR.
4 years ago
YAY..........

* JerkStore grumbles off *
4 years ago
The birth of Mucho, is known as Muchoception.
4 years ago
That's right, sweetmeat.
4 years ago
not the subject matter in question Dush....

THESE ARENT THE DROIDS YOURE LOOKING FOR
4 years ago
Muchoception would be went yAK first thunk it up
4 years ago
........................
4 years ago
in·cep·tion (n-spshn)
n.
The beginning of something, such as an undertaking; a commencement. See Synonyms at origin.
4 years ago
in·cep·tion noun \in-ˈsep-shən\
: the time at which something begins

Full Definition of INCEPTION

: an act, process, or instance of beginning : commencement
4 years ago
* DushanMandik pulls off TR mask *
4 years ago
"such as an undertaking"
* xzekiel throws tr mask in dush's face *
4 years ago
an undertaking just means a task.

don't let a pro wrestler alter your worldview.
4 years ago
Muchoception:
either the conception of mucho (when yAK formulated the thought)
or the inception of mucho (when yAK began developing the site)
either way it's not when mucho was "born"
4 years ago
Muchoversary - Mucho launches.
Muchoday - Any given member's anniversary of sign-up.



Muchoception - A made-up word submitted by a person who does not fully understand the English language.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ifTcPeo.jpg
4 years ago
it would be cooler if we actually had a "muchoday" where we take time to observe the creation of our website... and get shitfaced, of course :)
4 years ago
like anyone gives an actual fuck about someone's insignificant "birth" to a website.... fuck all of you guys tbh :)
4 years ago
cept you Bono <3
4 years ago
i actually love you guys tbh... seriously. im just being hones tho
4 years ago
* possum mumbles something incoherent and goes back to working on Xmas cards *
4 years ago
seriously - this is what i'm doing tonight...mostly to relatives over 9000 years old, but also a few totally non-stalkingesque cards to living exes
4 years ago
so when should i expect mine to arrrive?
4 years ago
right after you get your MS t-shirt
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
it's all good
4 years ago
* xzekiel kicks over his christmas tree *
4 years ago
tbh - i am so full of the xmas spirit right now that i wanna barf
4 years ago
I think I'm just going to tell people I'm a Jehovah's witness from now on.
4 years ago
On a side note.....I just drove out my driveway through 14 inches of snow without shoveling shit. That was fun.
4 years ago
Zeke, it's much better if you just tell people that you've started cutting yourself. I did that and got rid of a shitload of Facebook friends as a result.
4 years ago
I don't think that'll get me out of holiday family bullshit. And who the fuck uses facebook?
4 years ago
(Hit me up on my myspace Mako!)
4 years ago
Myspace still exists?? An I figured it would help ya, but then again my relatives are dead or don't talk to me anymore.
4 years ago
well this thread just put me in the Christmas spirit
4 years ago
DOES IT EVER!
4 years ago
Glad I could help, Heather.
4 years ago
merry fuckn christmas!
4 years ago
Christmas spirit is a marketing ploy. And it's a pagan holiday anyway. Also, there's no such thing as elves.
4 years ago
* xzekiel pees in heather's egg nog *
4 years ago
The real elves heather, are all the child sweatshop laborers overseas that work for pennies an hour to make the worthless shit you covet.
* xzekiel slams door on carolers *
4 years ago
well thats nice
4 years ago
"christmas" by zeke
4 years ago
It's pretty right on
4 years ago
"a pagan holiday" haha
4 years ago
..................................
4 years ago
zeke you hate christmas because youre a drunk hipster and nobody loves you
4 years ago
Christmas sucks and you know it, dik.
4 years ago
dont even get him started about valentines day
4 years ago
You know Jesus Christ was born in early summer right?
Christmas was just a pagan equinox celebration....
4 years ago
haha no it doesnt
4 years ago
Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day I'm ok with
4 years ago
the holiday is christs birthday regardless of the date detective liverfailure
4 years ago
Maybe not for you, dik-you probably get an extra can of beer when they take pity on you at the store or something.
4 years ago
Happy Birthday Jesus!

Yeah, that's what Christmas is all about.....
4 years ago
valentines day... youre ok with...
4 years ago
well the beer delivery people did give me a flashlight keychain
4 years ago
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! wtg dik! I'm so glad my family doesn't celebrate holidays.
4 years ago
I see nothing wrong with Valentine's Day. Sure it's a hallmark holiday, but it's better for people to be reminded to treat the ones they love then to buy random stupid shit for all the people they feel obligated to.
4 years ago
Zeke, stop making sense.
4 years ago
thats such a backwards argument... the fact that people seemingly need a 'reminder' is ridiculous enough, let alone the pressure for flowers and jewelery and dinner reservations
4 years ago
Sorry.......
* xzekiel calls you all fucking whores and wanders off *
4 years ago
people that "hate christmas " are just bitter
4 years ago
Heather, stop trying to be a troll.
4 years ago
if you need a day to treat the person you care about nicely, well just give it up.
4 years ago
Yeah and I bet you're TOTALLY not like that heather.....pressuring someone into showing you how "special" you are..................................................
4 years ago
Oh lord, here we go.
4 years ago
actually no im not, ive never celebrated valentines day
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
in fact I work on valentines day, gladly taking all the miserable suckers money
4 years ago
and they are miserable, believe me.
4 years ago
well, you should start working on Christmas too
4 years ago
Christmas is one of the best days to go to a bar, hands down.
4 years ago
*pants
4 years ago
we're not open on christmas, and besides, I actually enjoy spending time with my family, and being able to spoil my mother.
4 years ago
Christmas is the best day of the year to drink spiked egg nog, eat nothing but chocolate and nuts and watch shitty horror movies. I will give you that.
4 years ago
ya..i like giving people things
4 years ago
"spending time with family?" Why the fuck would anyone wanna do that?
4 years ago
Then why don't you do it the rest of the year?
4 years ago
I do... my family consists of the same 5 people I see all the time.
4 years ago
anymore preconceived notions you care to project on me? orrr
4 years ago
zeke youre a raging alcoholic that just fucked up a business your dad gave you........i guess maybe that dinner would be awkward ..especially when you start knocking over shit at 3 pm and racking up their long distance bill...never mind the vomit stains
4 years ago
Yeah, you also drink heavily, so I'm sure that helps, Heather.
4 years ago
They're just questions heather, relax.
Why is Christmas special?
4 years ago
Im not saying its special, its just like every other time, but its fun... plus lots of food and gift giving, I dont see how these things are bad?
4 years ago
Dik......got a place out of it, planning to go back and don't drink around family ever.
4 years ago
zeke "christmas is bullshit ..dont bother calling"...3 days later..4 am.."why didnt you get me amything>?"
4 years ago
Christmas is special cause it's baby Jesus birthday
4 years ago
Christmas is a crock of shit.
4 years ago
Really, zeke? Shit, alcohol makes my family almost tolerable.
4 years ago
sweet little infant baby jesus
4 years ago
Christmas parties are pretty fun...
4 years ago
that too
4 years ago
Mako I'd be drinking 5 times faster than I normally do. Not a good idea.
4 years ago
Meh, nobody really has Christmas parties around here anymore. My company stopped years ago. Too many damn fights.
4 years ago
You niggers need jesus
4 years ago
Mine still throw some wingdingers. You arrange a cab cuz you expect to be blotto
4 years ago
Not sure how it is in Canada, but here, if you serve someone to the point they get shitfaced and let them drive, if they kill someone, you're liable.
4 years ago
TheAnimal you mean pre-packaged Jesus
4 years ago
you know who hates christmas? the goth kids from south park...thats what you sound like
4 years ago
Well ours are contracted, so it's not really a public bar...but it's in a hotel so a lot of folks just sleep it off
4 years ago
It's funny to me that dik is 50 and watches cartoons for teens.
4 years ago
Nothing wrong with cartoons you heathen
4 years ago
i have an insane christmas party story but too much typing
4 years ago
then uses the insults from them to "pwn" people......
4 years ago
if you get caught driving out of our place after drinking, youre fired
4 years ago
Trey Parker is probably close to 50...
4 years ago
the reason you say you hate christmas zeke is because youre lonely and sad.........
4 years ago
Claude, doesn't matter here. Bar, house, whatever. Still liable. What kills me is that NY DWI laws get tougher every year and all it seems to result in is more arrests of drunk drivers. Obviously doesn't stop the problem at it's source. Plus people think cabs are too expensive here.
4 years ago
Hey look! Most discussed!
It's a Christmas Miracle!
kthxbye
4 years ago
The state provides free cab service on New Years
4 years ago
....and metro
4 years ago
That's pretty sweet. We could do that here, but people would bitch that their tax money is being used for it.
4 years ago
ya, I don't know how it's (funded) but you're supposed to be able to hail a cab...get home and all for free. The states reimburses the cabs
4 years ago
Shit, there's over 13,000 taxis in NYC alone. State would probably go broke lol
4 years ago
Still a great idea though, I admit.
4 years ago
I've never used it but knowing DC, they probably just take you over the river and dump you out on the road, lol
4 years ago
I'd get a cab to Bendigo and back just for the fuck of it
4 years ago
ya free cabs here too..plus around this time of year you can call this organization that will come and pick you up no questions asked
4 years ago
its called 'dik jr.'
4 years ago
We had that dik, but they went bankrupt because of the price of insurance and gas. They basically had to have the same insurance as a taxi.
4 years ago
hahaha heather
4 years ago
thats what jrs are for!
4 years ago
except me... sorry mom
4 years ago
give me your moms address. I want to send her a fruitcake.
4 years ago
hey dont call me a fruitcake
4 years ago
lol. 'here; have dik. merry christmas!'
4 years ago
christmas ruined..im not even crate trained
4 years ago
i'd kinda like a fruitcake though
4 years ago
"heather he keeps asking where the bathroom is..hes been here 3 days"
4 years ago
I'm sure there's at least one lady that would like to get dik for Christmas.
4 years ago
I'll send two cakes with dik I've got all my baking done for the holidays.
4 years ago
'he's asked me 5 times to put on the hockey game... its 10 am'
4 years ago
Wow, you guys go all out. My family doesn't even exchange gifts.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
oh I love sending gifts. That means I'm not there.
4 years ago
I don't have a family...I murdered every single one of them.
4 years ago
I usually get a gas card from my Mom and then she bitches at me for not going to church.Hence the large amount of alcohol, but unfortunately I can't drink anymore.
4 years ago
i only have to buy for 4 people.. plus my secret santa
4 years ago
i didnt know being annoying could be a murder weapon

or do you mean they killed themselves

that i would believe
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
i once killed someone with kindness
might have been a hatchet
4 years ago
whatevs
4 years ago
are you getting snowed on, punky
4 years ago
i just got crazy deja vu
4 years ago
I mean...go outside and look then answer me
4 years ago
oh, I'm sure its always snowing in Punkyland
4 years ago
ya? What'd you get her?
4 years ago
Probably, it's been snowing for three days straight here.
4 years ago
@dik a hatchet? Hands, dik..HANDS. Give them a holiday hug around their neck...A REALLY STRONG HUG.
4 years ago
its a secret
4 years ago
we got so lucky here it skirted us for now. I'm getting the F outta dodge before it comes back
4 years ago
Christmas is not a time for secrets.
4 years ago
we got lucky here too for like a week..storms both north and south..then the other day..fucking 30 below windchills and a half a foot of snow
4 years ago
we got like.... 15 - 20 cms
4 years ago
we got like 30-35 :/
4 years ago
I used to own a Dodge Ram 1500. It caught on fire, and melted. 8(
4 years ago
stan eats snow like ice cream..why i have no idea but you can see that point where he gets an ice cream headache....
4 years ago
I got a foot last night (fuck the metric system) but it hasn't stopped, so add whatever else onto it. Real problem is that it's been too cold for road salt to work, so they don't even bother to plow it.
4 years ago
I have photos, If anyone wants to see?
4 years ago
we got 70cm
4 years ago
And this has been another edition of non-Sequitur theatre
4 years ago
I think Mako lives in hell
4 years ago
Tune in next week, when dik discusses beer.
4 years ago
Yeah, I think North Syracuse means "hell' in Swahili, Heather.
4 years ago
it isnt ever too cold for road salt to work
4 years ago
Shut up, dik.
4 years ago
thats impossible
4 years ago
Yeah, you're right.
4 years ago
the ice was too cold to melt?
4 years ago
sorry... I'm just really turned on Claude said 'theatre'
4 years ago
me too now
4 years ago
You should hear me pronounce "ON-velope"
4 years ago
That reminds me, I should call MUM tomorrow lol
4 years ago
thats hot.
4 years ago
you're hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpVI7_xqZOw
4 years ago
oh that punky
4 years ago
I miss MST 3000. And if think that's hot, joost wait till you hear aboot my Zambooni.
4 years ago
I swore I saw Heather at a Caps game today
4 years ago
dun dun dunnn
4 years ago
I should call Marcel Dionne soon. Miss that fuzzy little hall of famer.
4 years ago
let me get this straight....

where mako lives... (south of basically most of canada) salting and plowing does not remove snow?

is this what im reading?

am i reading that a SNOW PLOW is unable to actually move snow on a snow covered road there?
4 years ago
maybe you did... maybe you did
4 years ago
It's not that, yak. When surface temperatures reach approximately -6°C salt begins losing much of its effectiveness. At such temperatures it takes about 20 minutes or so for it to begin working, but any melting it achieves will likely be cancelled out by further freezing.
4 years ago
yak, I forgot to tell you...you look just like my high-school band director...I shit you not. I'm gonna find an old photo of him, and sub it next to the below image. It's fucking creepy awesome.

http://muchosucko.com/119535/A-Very-Yakky-Christmas

4 years ago
Plus last night we were getting 3 inches an hour, so plow crews just wait for it to stop.
4 years ago
well... in civilized parts of the entire rest of the world... constant snowing means the plows just come and keep going through the ares constantly.......
4 years ago
Yeah, NY doesn't have that kind of money or manpower. Plus every little village, town, and city has their own crews, so services vary.
4 years ago
those kinda plows, are very boring....





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JEkDShKoc
4 years ago
who told you rhis shit mako
4 years ago
can we tone down the unrelated to anything youtube links?
4 years ago
You did, dik.
4 years ago
waiting for the snow to stop is a lot different than salt doesnt work on ice
4 years ago
cold as ice.....syracuse ice
4 years ago
Well, in Canada they add calcium chloride to road salt, dik. Here they claim that it's way too expensive. Plus all these little towns only buy so much salt every year, so once it's gone, they're screwed and have to buy more at an outrageous price.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/6BRKH8t.jpg
4 years ago
that has Claude fantasy written all over it
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtfphBDp-w
4 years ago
there, Heather.....HAPPY??
4 years ago
no.
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
What makes you happy then?
4 years ago
Wearing that Caps sweater, obviously
4 years ago
obviously
4 years ago
punky have you even cleaned your room?
4 years ago
Heather
can we tone down the unrelated to anything youtube links?
7 minutes ago
report spam | like | 1 likes | stfu
4 years ago
CB, I think Heather's avy is better than yours at the moment. I've been collecting everyone's avy, so I can make avy collage. 8) I'm using really old avys as well.
4 years ago
funny you should say that...
4 years ago
hmmm?
4 years ago
Ya, it's pretty good. Heather's quite talented, eh.
4 years ago
needs more filters
4 years ago
I usually dig your avys, CB. But your new holiday avy is kinda...meh.
4 years ago
Yeah Punky, but give the guy credit. Holiday avys aren't usually all that great to begin with.
4 years ago
I'm sure after the holidays pass, you'll have another cool one.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
i like my holiday avatar
4 years ago
zeke jr wishing everyone merry christmas from the grave
4 years ago
we should have a vote. Best holiday avy gets a fruitcake, and a gallon of eggnog. I fucking love me some eggnog, so does my avy.
4 years ago
yak, by chance, the uploaded avatars don't get backed up with the main content, do they....
4 years ago
funny mako..that piece of fuck you call a state taxes its poor shitizens almost as much as the pile of filth where i live...and yet theres never any fucking money for basic level infrastructure
4 years ago
what tha...
4 years ago
i painted my xmas hat on my avy
4 years ago
Too true, Billy.
4 years ago
im so winning this contest
4 years ago
what contesr? largest paws?
4 years ago
ho ho hold the phone..what contest?..avy contest?
4 years ago
Must be the wine talking again.
4 years ago
don't stop, please keep going, I WANT TO FUCKING LAUGH GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!
4 years ago
i wish i could stfu a stfu
4 years ago
That would be like dividing by zero though, wouldn't it?
4 years ago
how the fuck can you people be up so late every night?
4 years ago
It's not late, it's early!
4 years ago
i only got home from work 3 hours ago...
4 years ago
...late for me....
4 years ago
you dont count mako..you are not around all the time..but these other kids
4 years ago
and I'm out so have Happy Kwaanza everyone....see you later
4 years ago
i also dont work again til 5 pm... its basically dinner time.
4 years ago
*says in tattoo voice.."the jar...the jar"

i.imgur.com/04l5cjR.jpg
4 years ago
Well, plus there really is no late/early for me to begin with.
4 years ago
shalom
4 years ago
Later, Claude.
4 years ago
PUnky, tighten your shit up. that salt/pepper combo looks ridiculous
4 years ago
1 punky /1 jar
4 years ago
PunkyBruiser
don't stop, please keep going, I WANT TO FUCKING LAUGH GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!
7 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
what in gods creation...
4 years ago
Hello, sharky.
4 years ago
oh i guess nows a good time to high-tail it
4 years ago
Hiya, smerf.
4 years ago
good one, guys
4 years ago
later all....enjoy the fruitcake.
4 years ago
bye have fun
4 years ago
i just reported this to admin as spam
4 years ago
im not a fruitcake
4 years ago
Nah, you're more like a rumball, dik.
4 years ago
rumballs are awesome
4 years ago
rumballs was what kept me out of the army
4 years ago
I've heard you there's surgery for it now.
4 years ago
An that's what I get for not looking at the keyboard when I type.
4 years ago
so, anyway - i was wondering what to say to my 930yr old aunt in my xmas card....it doesnt really matter cause her mind is like a big old glob of cream cheese nowadays mostly
4 years ago
"The blacks have won."
4 years ago
there are no blacks up here
4 years ago
well, none that she would ever see
4 years ago
Poss, just tell her Johnny Carson finally got elected president and everything will be fine.
4 years ago
And Richard Dawson is the Rightful king of England.. SURVEY SAY'S...
4 years ago
Like anything from you would be considered "special"
4 years ago
Jones made me into a paper sculpture, top that!
4 years ago
nice avy Carlton
4 years ago
Shut up nigger.

Post gravy.
4 years ago
These balls, gulp them.

I will faggot
4 years ago
zzzzz
4 years ago
hi
4 years ago
possum, tell me about hipcrime.
4 years ago
he's like, a crinimal, but he's cool
4 years ago
more, more!
4 years ago
he has long flappy ears...
4 years ago
You lost me
4 years ago
it's all good
4 years ago
so wait, what if you're wrong?

will you gib me money?
4 years ago
i gib u my heart
4 years ago
he should show you the back of the paw. Bitch,
4 years ago
solly for der interpost, carry on...
4 years ago
meh - it's over BW
4 years ago
worthless
4 years ago
xmas ruint
4 years ago
pfft, yeah, fuck you Bono
4 years ago
A "vet." That's funny.
4 years ago
The thought of tr being one? Yeah. HAHAHA!
4 years ago
jel
4 years ago
Tr is more of a vet than you Mako.
4 years ago
he puts in work. you just show up every once in a while.
4 years ago
So he thinks.
4 years ago
Yeah, well, some people on Mucho actually have a life.
4 years ago
haha... classic. the ole "i actually have a real life" bit
4 years ago
rish like to use that one too... we all know you guys are losers.
4 years ago
Says the guy who is also sitting here at 3:15 a.m.
4 years ago
4 years ago
says the guy who is saying to the guy who is also sitting here at 3:16am.....
4 years ago
Says the guy who is saying that to the guy that said to the other guy at 3:17 a.m.
4 years ago
this is technically my living.. so i kind of have a pretty good excuse ;/
4 years ago
Nah, not really. You don't have to actually be here.
4 years ago
i have a leisurely work schedule. im not a 9-5 chump like you Mako
4 years ago
It's more like 12-3, then 9-11, maybe 8-12 sometimes. 7-11 if I'm feeling dangerous.
4 years ago
im not a chump
4 years ago
lol @ tr "putting in work"
4 years ago
Don't ever speak ill of Lord Willk. EVER!
4 years ago
gross
4 years ago
just imagine him working away at it heather
4 years ago
50 wikipedia tabs open
4 years ago
recover password