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America The Great

Merka! Fuck Yea!

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by DushanMandik

submitted December 14th 2013

422 comments
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Is that supposed to be Monica? She's way too thin.
4 years ago
This is just a caricature
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure he never owned an alligator
4 years ago
Just a caricature? I thought it was supposed to be a portrait?
4 years ago
Fuck this stupid shit
4 years ago
".....est pile of dog turds"
4 years ago
The plus side to this is , that looks to be taking place on American soil.... kinda like your asses are getting invaded....
4 years ago
let the butthurt flow buddy
4 years ago
The more I look at this the more I find it laughable
4 years ago
I'm figuring that who ever the artist was they weren't american
4 years ago
*germanguy shakes penis* hi
4 years ago
fries*
4 years ago
The fact that this image alludes to your former pressie being caught in a compromising situation and proceeded to lie his way out is hardly conducive to patriotism
4 years ago
Oh hi germangay
4 years ago
The artist is Jason Heuser and it's part of his series "bad-ass presidents" I'm pretty sure they're all a bit satirical, though not openly mocking. Now, why don't you make another 20 comments about how this is such a joke........
4 years ago
and we like to party dancing with miley
4 years ago
We ?
4 years ago
There's more holes in this paradox than a Swiss cheese
4 years ago
America, love it or LEAVE IT!
4 years ago
shut the fuck up
4 years ago
On a lighter note ... is that Godzilla ?
4 years ago
Patriotic numbskulls
4 years ago
lol, u jelly
4 years ago
What's the alligator supposed to represent..
4 years ago
There's supposedly a military saying "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's difficult to remember that the original objective was to drain the swamp." Clinton said (I think at the height of his scandal) that he was up to his ass in alligators. That being said, the artist also has done these paintings with Lincoln on a bear and Washington on a t-rex. But the alligator (with the ticking time bomb) kind of fits considering there's a joint in his mouth, his fly is open, there's lipstick on his collar, and Ronald McDonald's in the background. (He had a bit of a weakness for hamburgers.)
4 years ago
on the other hand the bomb is nuclear, so it could symbolize the looming nuclear threat that was one of Clinton's bigger issues during his presidency.....but that would basically be the only compliment to his terms in this. Then again, it could just be random shit the guy threw in. I mean we have Ronald McDonald destroying japanese culture......but i have no idea what the ufo is all about.
4 years ago
Apparently he pushed for UFO disclosure......like, wanted confidential Area 51 shit made public.
4 years ago
I should probably stop analyzing this.
4 years ago
That guy was awesome
4 years ago
This is a series. Teddy Roosevelt taking a machine gun to a bear, Washington spearing an Injun in the eye socket...

Also very old and widespread. Likely a repost.
4 years ago
You're a repost
4 years ago
Shut up Iggy
4 years ago
You get stfu'd for being a plonker. happy muchoday.
4 years ago
I knew all ur forners would be buttpained.

* DushanMandik grins *
4 years ago
I just hate saxophones
4 years ago
*freedom
4 years ago
*broke fat warmongers
4 years ago
if i didnt live in the greatest nation on earth id be a little jelly too
4 years ago
I may be a fat warmonger but I ain't broke.

* DushanMandik drops dollars in the club *
4 years ago
pretty sure he meant the country's broke
4 years ago
If the people aren't broke, then the country can't be broke.
4 years ago
Not how it works dush......
4 years ago
Being in debt and being broke are two different things. Especially on a nation wide lvl. America will NEVER be broke. And that's a goddamn fact.
4 years ago
You remember that little tidbit that everyone across the globe believes about us? That we are fat=glutonous. That we are major spenders=glutonous. You ever heard that old saying...

'Don't bite the hand that feeds you'?

Merka!
4 years ago
...............................
4 years ago
We will NEVER go to war on their terms. We will NEVER have to repay a single fucking cent. You ever work in retail bro? You have some faggot that comes in on the daily and asks you for something and pays you back, whether it be on time or not, but that faggot always pays you back. Merka!
4 years ago
It's ok. You're a Maintard. You're practically part of Canada. Cut off from civilization.
4 years ago
.................................
4 years ago
I actually kind of envy you cause you probably can catch a ride to the beer store on an elk. I hope you put some Christmas lights on his antlers.
4 years ago
It's not like other countries have fed USA since the dawn of the nation.......
4 years ago
Ok zx I will allow you terms of speaking. You seemed to know way more about Clinton than I did. Please, inform me, when was the last time that Merka went to war on their terms? And don't fucking tell me 9/11 cause we all know that was bs.
4 years ago
I'm not even going to argue this. You clearly don't understand world economics dush.
4 years ago
I can take that in two ways loslobos.

A. You're being sincere
B. You're being a smart ass.

Let me know how you feel in correct adjuction and I will respond accordingly
4 years ago
Just stating the facts
Speaking of smart asses.. Might wanna read up on your arguments before claiming them to be true
4 years ago
It's simple zeke. Economics=supply and demand.

I DID go to college for business admistration.
4 years ago
business administration does not an understanding of global economics make
* yak unyodas *

4 years ago
saying supply and demand = economics shows how little you actually know what economics is even about...

4 years ago
Are you fucking serious right now?

You can't be.
4 years ago
And since our national debt has surpassed our GDP we have a whole lot more demand from the rest of the world then we do supply, dush.
4 years ago
*than
4 years ago
The entire basis of USA economics is to thrive on other countries by exploitation and multinational trades. Combined with war. It's an fast and effective way to make huge amounts of money but it's an air castle. Cracks have begun to show for awhile. It's only a matter of time before shit hits the fan for real and there will be a severe change for people and the American way of life.
4 years ago
dush i suggest you read some economics books if you think what you are saying is right
4 years ago
No. Remember Los, we still have the 2nd Amendment. There are more people legally armed to the teeth than any other 3rd world country. Just look at Tupac and Biggie. :'(
4 years ago
wrong again dush
4 years ago
And guns will protect you?
Hah...hahahha
4 years ago
And I suggest you shut the fuck up and go back to milking reindeer, faggot.
4 years ago
"The world can be won with a bigass gun"
Then what
4 years ago
I suggest you learn about Sweden too
4 years ago
http://sweden.se/
4 years ago
What should I care about Sweden? Your health care? Your age limits on retirement?
4 years ago
I prefer home economics.
4 years ago
Sweden is full of faggots.
4 years ago
Dush what's going to happen when you want to buy something imported from another country but your paper money (backed by absolutely nothing) isn't good enough for them anymore? Depression, faggot. Loslobos was entirely right in her sarcasm, we are most definitely reliant on resources from other countries around the globe.
4 years ago
I'd prefer to bust tr in the goddamn mouth right about now.
4 years ago
yak is from there. fact
4 years ago
Why not, might learn something about a well functioning system
4 years ago
did you know that 1% of waste in sweden goes to a rubbish dump?
4 years ago
Dush....drink up buddy
4 years ago
Did you know that 100% of the country's jizz ends up in yak's ass?
4 years ago
Sorry again. You have to remember that I'm from the South. The place where we know how to fish and hunt and build. The place where we started that fucking war. The port of Charleston isn't but 3 hours from me. I saw it a few months back. It's a beaut! Fortified to the teeth. I guess you Northerners fags would be fucked while us Southerners would thrive. In all actuality you should understand why Rick Grimes was from GA. lol
4 years ago
South eh?
Say no more. Too hungover for continuing anyways
4 years ago
The South will rise again!!!
4 years ago
The nation is not self sufficient dush. You think the entire population can just turn back to farming and hunting and fishing and everything will be hunky dorey?
4 years ago
the south shall rise again right dush?
4 years ago
yak, quit copying me, you unoriginal butt-bandit.
4 years ago
What a fag yak is. I can't wait until the JAPS cut his heating bill and he dies of frost.
4 years ago
Death by frost!
4 years ago
JAPS?
4 years ago
No, zx, not the entire population. Just us Southerners. And we WILL kill all you faggots that try to come down here.
4 years ago
Nevermind. I got it.
4 years ago
Dush......more drinking, less typing.
4 years ago
LMFAO at zx saying the 'entire nation' as per his ideal isn't self sufficient.

* DushanMandik invites zx to look at his new Savage Arms .22 and multigrain shot ty. *
4 years ago
You should also view my camo gaurd I just got, my camo jacket suit and deer stand I'm making....by hand.
4 years ago
THE FUCK YOU TALKING BOUT MERKA!?
4 years ago
My pellet gun is more powerful than your .22.
4 years ago
* xzekiel pictures dush in a camo onesie *


blergh
4 years ago
We in the South now how to be NATURAL hunters. Do you even understand that shit?
4 years ago
I don't think you understand it dush.......there's a reason why hunting is regulated, dipshit.
4 years ago
Does your pellet gun require a 10 clip? Is it semi auto?
4 years ago
I hunt bitches.

4 years ago
And squirrel.
4 years ago
I don't think you're grasping my convo idiot.
4 years ago
No, it is not. I don't need that many shots to hunt something.
4 years ago
One and done, baby.
4 years ago
While I like that. You hunt squirrel.
4 years ago
I don't need to hunt, I keep things locked in little cages and just smack them in the head when I get hungry.
4 years ago
I'm thinking about this. If I could pick some MS'ers to survive along with.

1. Toolman
2. Dangerousdug
3. 1rish1
4. Toaster
5. Drumrave
4 years ago
I have an RWS 48, 52, and 54. All with Leopold scopes.
4 years ago
Drumrave would eat too much.
4 years ago
I also feed a hawk with those squirrel.
4 years ago
I ONLY picked drums cause he SHOULD have a vast knowledge of the intracoastal waterways of FL. Should be a great escape route.
4 years ago
I'd take yak.
4 years ago
We need something to have sex with.
4 years ago
So this went from "the u.s. will NEVER be broke" to "I'm gonna fantasize about my mucho apocalypse squad"
4 years ago
No. He only complains. We can have vast amounts of sex with Taster.
4 years ago
The zombies don't care about money.
4 years ago
Lrn how to follow again drunk.
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure you're the only one in this conversation drinking right now dush.
4 years ago
...and?
4 years ago
You're wrong.
4 years ago
That only proves I'm smarter than you in any circumstance.

You sure you want to assert that claim?
4 years ago
ha
4 years ago
We can't drink during the Apocalypse though. We gotta stay on our toes. The northern faggots will die pretty quick, but there's gonna be some competition down here. You've seen The Walking Dead.
4 years ago
Actually I retract my claim. No longer #5 would be drums. I select TR.
4 years ago
We should take dik though.
4 years ago
TR might be a know it all faggot. But that's exactly why he'd be on my team.
4 years ago
The only reason I'd take dik as as a sacrifice to the beer store. I mean, we DO need booze!
4 years ago
dik's good at BBQ. Unless he burns the camp down.
4 years ago
Booze, Muchoers, and guns. What could go wrong?
4 years ago
Booze is limited, this about survival. Actually booze doesn't count. This isn't the Governor putting away by the zombie ditch faggot.
4 years ago
My mucho survival plan would to be kill all of you idiots in your sleep and proceed with current shtf plan :(
4 years ago
I could survive. The question is, without booze, would I want to.
4 years ago
Survival booze
*Take a fruit
*Make a hole
*Pour sugar in the hole
*Let it ferment for a week
*Eat and get drunk
You're welcome
4 years ago
Thats jailhouse shit. We can raid liquor stores, dummy.
4 years ago
I hope at least 3 of my 5 have watched The Colony.
4 years ago
I watched all but the last season of Lost.
4 years ago
I guess you could go with one of us doesn't already have caches of shit for end of days :( Exactly why all of you would be killed in your sleep
4 years ago
Liquor stores won't last forever. I foresake toaster for loslobos.
4 years ago
Neither will sugar.
4 years ago
I'm pretty decent with trapping. But I would survive solo, you drunk asses would slow me down
4 years ago
There is a reason I can spin, knit, weave, can, butcher and understand all the growing seasons of my area... it isn't to raid stores if shit goes south. If you wait that long you're as good as dead. Just sayin
4 years ago
Besides, I doubt we'd be able to drink all the liquor stores down here dry. I've been trying for years.
4 years ago
Tree sap=sugar
4 years ago
we go back to midevil times.
4 years ago
We'd need to make molotov cocktails, to take out rival groups, though.
4 years ago
Dush would be dead first day :(
4 years ago
like on cable guy? We don't have that in the UK. :(
4 years ago
You'd be raped first day.
4 years ago
Highly unlikely :(
4 years ago
And the second...
4 years ago
Ok, I keep toaster. I foresake toolman. He's just a show off. I promote Dug to the front of my defenses.
4 years ago
Just kidding, baby. We need to keep up morale. We could just be snuggle bunnies.
4 years ago
I might just LIKE to be raped the first day.

DON'T JUDGE ME!
4 years ago
Real doomsday prepping 1. No one (outsiders) knows you're doing it 2. It takes years 3. You don't go it alone 4. You teach as many people survival/sustainable skills as possible
4 years ago
everyday after that as well....
4 years ago
He's also a yankee. He wouldn't make it this far south.
4 years ago
toolman
4 years ago
5. caches are key
4 years ago
Exactly. My line up is brutal.
4 years ago
You're all bad at all of this, exactly why we'd just kill you
4 years ago
I was a boyscout. I'd be great at this. They did throw me out though. I made it to tenderfoot.
4 years ago
Now she is showing aspects of regression. Don't make me anihilate you taster.
4 years ago
Sounds like a lot of bitching. I think we should rethink this.
4 years ago
Boyscouts, don't make me laugh
4 years ago
4-H is why I picked Taster.
4 years ago
I can make a fire with nothing but dry pine straw and a decent lighter.
4 years ago
Who can't?
4 years ago
Think anyone could make fire with a lighter
4 years ago
4H has nothing to do with why you would pick me... 4H is rule #4 teach as many people survival/sustainable skills as possible :(
4 years ago
go away ferner
4 years ago
4H is EXACTLY why I picked you....
4 years ago
They have lighters at the liquor stores. Just saying.
4 years ago
I also wanna fuck your fat ass but that has nothing to do with it really.


You can provide sex=life.

\BUT, you provide gruesome abilities that provide life as well.
4 years ago
I didn't learn what I learned from 4H. I learned it because my family is full of backwoods government paranoid nut jobs who patrol their compound at night with loaded weapons. Duh..I'm just the nutjob'lite version, since I live in suburbia
4 years ago
4H is gay. Napoleon Dynamite. Nuff said...
4 years ago
Ok. Are you happy you pointed that out? You are part of my line up. Bend over, kill a bunny, get it!?
4 years ago
Napoleon Dynamite was in FFA :( and I'm still annoyed his jacket wasn't zipped up
4 years ago
I'd need an iPad, to play Candy Crush, at least.
4 years ago
ZIP IT OR STRIP IT BRO and tuck your tally-whacker
4 years ago
You are the ONLY woman. Be PROUD. You also have to take all our cocks and give us life. I mean, come on, put yourself aside for a minute and let's repopulate this Earth!
4 years ago
agreed
4 years ago
We also need her to have female babies so we can breed with them too.
4 years ago
Well since my shit is broke, no life would be coming out of me. Again, you're really bad at this
4 years ago
Oh, well. You just signed your own death warrant.
4 years ago
Yes. Just like the bs Bible said that the only children begotten by Adam and Eve were males....SOMEBODY FUCKED THEIR MAMA!!!
4 years ago
Like you wouldn't fuck your own Mother dush :(
4 years ago
Ok. MY BAD! I forgot she was sterile. I still have room for 1 more.
4 years ago
Well I'm not sterile, just broken
4 years ago
To begin the population again. Of course I would.

Just for fun? Of course I would!
4 years ago
We can rape and pillage as we go along. The universe will unfold, as it should.
4 years ago
Ok, I pick Ohsnap, cause she actually takes care of her young.
4 years ago
doomsday prepper talk like this always puts me in mind of steve newman, the world walker...schlepping 70 pounds of survival gear through ohio in august.

the simple fact is that there are a multitude of doomsday scenarios, and you can't plan for them all, except in the most general terms.
4 years ago
I'm good with Snap. I'm catching up to her on Candy Crush pretty quick though.
4 years ago
Ok, This is my FINAL list:

1. Dangerousdug
2. TR
3. 1rish1
4. Toaster
5. Ohsnap
4 years ago
Why do we still have to take Toaster?
4 years ago
You know I would (if you know I didn't kill you all immediately) just kill Snap right?
4 years ago
huh?
4 years ago
Snap's ass is on fire. I'd protect her.
4 years ago
The only mucho ladies I wouldn't be inclined to kill right away would be Heather or Deja
4 years ago
Deja is Canadian.
4 years ago
Oster: tell dush the only way you and him are going to be on a team is if he is your bitch, bitch like cryax
4 years ago
You DO understand you would have 3 mucho guys watching you like a fucking meteor right?
4 years ago
Snaps a yankee. She'd never make it down here.
4 years ago
So is heather, what's your fucking point?
4 years ago
I don't know who heather is.
4 years ago
Snap has kids. That's my fucking point.
4 years ago
You're not maternal. She is. Thus you exist for possible sex and brutal annihilation of bunnies. Other than that. Fuck off.
4 years ago
heather would give you better babies than snap ever could any way
4 years ago
I thought the point was to have a valid plan. She'd never make it across the continent with all the zombies around.
4 years ago
You've no idea where I'm from do you :( None of it matters any way, you idiots would all be dead first day
4 years ago
Snap's kids are both male too. We need someone with a better track record.
4 years ago
1rish1 and I are soulmates. You are a fucking moron toast. Snap would be better at raising young than anyone. Don't you read History?
4 years ago
Canada is a better option than the South if we're talking zombies any way, since it's above the frost line you fucking noob
4 years ago
Toaster, you aren't invited anymore.
4 years ago
Someone doesn't watch Game of Thrones.
4 years ago
The male determines the sex of the baby as well, not the women. You're both so fucking bad at everything.
4 years ago
But, yet another reason not to go to Canada. It's too damn cold up there. I'd rather die.
4 years ago
If this ever happens I could help you out with that request
4 years ago
You must have never seen 30 days of night. No zombies, yet you guys get vampires who can do whatever they want. Good idea.
4 years ago
I saw about 40 seconds of 30 days of night, then the absinthe and beer hit me. Spent the next hour going in and out of consciousness in a stall at the theater...when my friends came in to check on me I was sitting on the floor of the stall, face cut open and my clothes neatly folded outside my door. Rough weekend that was.
4 years ago
Technically, vampires are undead too. Your whole argument just went out the window, Toaster.
4 years ago
That night I learned a lesson about moderation
4 years ago
I took a bunch of Ketamine at the theater once. That was a bad day too.
4 years ago
Ok, here's how I'm gonna fix this scenario. I still want toaster in my top 5. BUT she's gonna be chained down. DangerousDug, 1rish1, and myself only have the keys. Problem solved.
4 years ago
My vision was fuzzy the next day when I woke up. I kinda think I got alcohol poisoning. All I really remember was laying on my brothers bathroom floor just sure I was going to die, while those fuckers were on the back porch getting high. Aaaaahhh youth <3
4 years ago
We still need another chick though. One who isn't broken.
4 years ago
That's where Ohsnap comes in dude.
4 years ago
Snap is seriously the worst female choice in the history of mucho, you'd be better off with Zombee
4 years ago
DushanMandik
1rish1 and I are soulmates. You are a fucking moron toast. Snap would be better at raising young than anyone. Don't you read History?
9 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu

^
4 years ago
She only has male children. I'd probably get jealous too. We need an uglier bitch. This is about survival.
4 years ago
Here's how my plan really works itself out. Me+1rish1=total psychosis.

Tr =sensibilty+ power (he won the 2nd annual ab off of course)

Toaster = sex+killing power

Ohsnap= fermentation.
4 years ago
fermentation?

ew
4 years ago
I'd even be less likely to kill JB than snap
4 years ago
posers
4 years ago
You talk a lot of sense rish, and I'd be willing to fuck any pussy given the right amount of booze, I'm sure TR could instrument that.
4 years ago
Congrats on winning the gayest thread of 2013 award.
4 years ago
/says the guy with the pink guitar....
4 years ago
DushanMandik
1rish1 and I are soulmates.
4 years ago
Talk to Zeke about that.
4 years ago
That one ugly ho. Vicsyn she is ugly enough no one would get jealous and she had birthing hips.
4 years ago
LoL, urkbot is gonna fight them off with a vintage Fender.
4 years ago
I don't know what you're talking about
4 years ago
zeke and urkel are just mad that no one would help thin when the zombies show up.
4 years ago
Fight who off?

Are the tards going to revolt?
4 years ago
so then just.................................................^
4 years ago
No, bitch, the zombies.
4 years ago
Meh, I picked my 5 and I stand firm.

All you AW's that just showed up. fuck off.
4 years ago
Zombies are not physically a thing that is possible.

4 years ago
More likely that tards revolt. Which of course means no ice cream after lunch, right Dush?

Bad.

Bad tards.
4 years ago
Vicsyn is out. She'd eat too much. This is harder than I thought.
4 years ago
Ok, faggot, You wanna go. Let's roll bono.
4 years ago
Huh? Oh no I'm good, just saying that zombies are not a reality and can't be.
4 years ago
We are at the end of the world, anyone could eat as much as they wanted.
4 years ago
Also tards suck, all that. I'm working on some new material, I promise.
4 years ago
DushanMandik
1rish1 and I are soulmates.
4 years ago
No, you suck at all that, plus everything else.fuck off.
4 years ago
Zombies are gonna be what takes us down. It is possible. Obama said so.
4 years ago
A mutated rabies virus is totally a thing :(
4 years ago
1rish1 is the only fucking person on this site that has any goddamn common sense.

Don't be...

http://i.imgur.com/ehTlAsc.jpg
4 years ago
Plus Bono you stfu, this has kept me entertaining while doing boring womanly things
4 years ago
DushanMandik
1rish1 and I are soulmates.
4 years ago
I am.
4 years ago
Say it again zx...You think I won't relike that shit?

I said it in the first place. You moron.
4 years ago
zeke is jelly! What a pussy.
4 years ago
You think a soul mate has to do with sex?

Sorry you are so forelorn that your simple mind would believe that.

Get a prozzy. Open up your mind. Aren't you near 30 now?

You are NOT a child.
4 years ago
Nah, more links would just be spam, but it makes me giggle my ass off every time.
4 years ago
>Zeke is making fun of emotional weakness
>Dushan is calling someone a moron
>Rish is calling people pussy

I didn't know it was opposite day. Let me pick some flowers...
4 years ago
Again....


Let's roll Bono.
4 years ago
>Bono doesn't know wtf he's talking about

everything seems right as rain to me
4 years ago
Sorry Zeke was anything I said not true?
4 years ago
You're making fun of Dush's emotions, he's making fun of your intellect, and Rish is telling people they aren't hard enough.

Come on. It's like a clusterfuck of tragic irony.
4 years ago
Bitchmade shoud be coined.

4310 Mesa drive should be renamed Bonostreet in his honor.
4 years ago
Yep
4 years ago
I'm just laughing at the soulmate comment
4 years ago
oh hey look it's that fake address I posted on Mucho 2 years ago
4 years ago
The fact that you live opposite of a church, the fact your dad has a yellow ford in the backyard, and the fact there is a white pickup in your driveway should say to you something...
4 years ago
* Bono facepalms *


Go on Dush, tell me more about my yard
4 years ago
lol, you know it's yours. I even did property value on your father's name.
4 years ago
I never said anyone wasn't tough enough. Except everyone not from the South. No one else matters anyway though.
4 years ago
Do you even read History?
4 years ago
#dushquotes
4 years ago
Okay so Dush...

I'm looking at 4310 Mesa Drive on Google Maps and I can't even find what you're describing.
4 years ago
U shit in these trash cans.

Either you did

Or you didn't.

Either way you are fucked.
https://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8&q=Hart+Memorial+Park&fb=1&gl=us&hq=4320+mesa+drive+bakersfield+california+hart+park&cid=4505224475356684224&ei=8MusUvuKO8Sq2QXcl4HACQ&ved=0CGYQ_BIwBQ

Which is exactly 2.3 miles from 4320 Mesa Drive.

It also shows on Google maps your dad's rust ass old yellow ford in the back yard, and the church next door you always talk shit about.

4 years ago
And.....



Bono deflects per normal.
4 years ago
https://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8&q=Hart+Memorial+Park&fb=1&gl=us&hq=4320+mesa+drive+bakersfield+california+hart+park&cid=4505224475356684224&ei=8MusUvuKO8Sq2QXcl4HACQ&ved=0CGYQ_BIwBQ
4 years ago
What does any of this prove, other than the fact that I live in Bakersfield?
4 years ago
lol

I can just imagine Dush trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with 2 pieces that don't fit.
4 years ago
Nice link fail tho
4 years ago
It relates. That's all I need to know.

Remember I'm from the South. That place you idiots refer to as backwoods.

I just need a little info. :3
4 years ago
Okay, so now I'm looking up "my" new address, 4320 Mesa Drive - and I still don't see any of the shit you described.
4 years ago
We're natural hunters.
4 years ago
well Dush I have to hand it to you, it literally pains me to see you try so hard to act intelligent.
4 years ago
Just stfu bonoob.
4 years ago
You've trolled me on accident.
4 years ago
Dush don't waste precious bytes by saying STFU, there's a button for it.
4 years ago
Fucking chatfags, amirite?
4 years ago
Chatfags get shit done, asshole
4 years ago
Tho lately chat has been too boring/gay even for me.
4 years ago
No sir, I just need a whiff of your shitty bhole and I can find you.

Sitting with your dad, smoking a joint your sister found for you.

While she fucks some random dude in the next room

Your granny bakes you all some cookies.

I just need a 4 foot vantage point. :)
4 years ago
Who are you calling fag, Jones?
4 years ago
Inappropriate...
4 years ago
Here's a hint:

You're about a mile too far east.
4 years ago
TRIANGULATE ME WITH YOUR SOUTHERN CALCULUS
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/s3mGecJ.png
4 years ago
imgur's "make a meme" thing pisses me off.

it's a fucking image macro.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/wujUVtD.png
4 years ago
1 mile?

I found you out with nothing but good ole fashion detective work?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
4 years ago
Okay, you got me.
4 years ago
Pls send cookies.
4 years ago
Here's a true story:

My brother, who is a noobtard, lost his dog last night. He ran off and was gone for 4 goddamn hours.

I found his dog within 10 minutes.

Pwn'd
4 years ago
It probably smelled your face and got hungry.
4 years ago
I liked that because me and that dog have gone at it. Now wonder he has one eye.
4 years ago
You said a few weeks ago that the dog was still living with you and you have had nothing but love for it.

Trying to be 3dgy, methinks?
4 years ago
Nah, don't twist shit. You mangle me, beast or not, you get handled.
4 years ago
You literally said that.
4 years ago
* DushanMandik has more love for the beasts than humans. fact. *
4 years ago
It's like talking to a 16 year old who has seen 4chan for the first time.

Agonizing.
4 years ago
Exactly. It is.

I said, I cared for the dog.

I never said I didn't maim him back.moron.
4 years ago
careful with the name calling.

You might think you're a budding detective but I already have all your stats, nigger. One phonecall and you're fired.
4 years ago
It's so easy a TR can do it.
4 years ago
get on it then. I hope you do.

cause the second I hear about anything from them over the net, I will sue.
4 years ago
Sue for what?

If I show them something you actually DID do or say, it's not really libel or slander. It's just me dragging what's in the dark, into the light.
4 years ago
Besides, I could just make an anonymous tip.
4 years ago
You know, all sekrtizly.
4 years ago
You have nothing I said about a personal individual or their direct diagnosis. You fuck with me, trust I have them by their balls.
4 years ago
PLEASE! I would love to take all that money!!!!
4 years ago
You said some pretty fucked up shit... something about one of the big nigger guards getting sexual with the tards and you didn't report it.
4 years ago
Seems fire-worthy to me. And I can't be sued for libel since you said it.
4 years ago
Yet, I said no names. LoL
4 years ago
Doesn't really matter now does it?

I know YOUR name.

You could be fired for making up stories or revealing security setup.
4 years ago
BUT I won't even try if you just take back what you said about me being a moron.
4 years ago
Dealsies?
4 years ago
No
4 years ago
You think I don't know YOUR name?

Who fucking cares?

Grow up.
4 years ago
But bring it none the less. The last time you did I had tons of fun!
4 years ago
I never made any attempt to hide my name - I use it openly, sometimes even as a screenname.

The difference is I never did or said anything explicitly illegal or in violation of any terms of agreement I had with a company.
4 years ago
You on da other haynd...
4 years ago
Silenced?
4 years ago
Sorry bro, I sign legal documents all the time. I know what I do.
4 years ago
You faggots settle down. Don't make me turn this car around!
4 years ago
Okeydoke then.
4 years ago
lol "legal documents"
4 years ago
Silenced.
4 years ago
Sorry I was discussing property on the phone.
4 years ago
Carry on.
4 years ago
I think it's kinda funny how eager you were to "roll" just a few minutes ago, now you're trying to think of ways to prevent yourself from getting fired. You little worm.

Don't worry though, I was never really angry, just feelin ya out.

I'm sure now you'll come back with some cheesey southern saying about how tough you are, you fight back, blah blah blah, then invite me to try... but I seriously don't care.

Just know that I hold that power.
4 years ago
That being said TOOLMAN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOOMBOX
4 years ago
No matter, I just bought a $4,000 storage building for $375.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
4 years ago
zzzzzz
4 years ago
$4 grand huh?

So by "building" you mean "collapsible shed"
4 years ago
I meant a fucking storage building as per what I said. Idiot.
4 years ago
Pics?
4 years ago
Soon to come. Let me do the remodeling nigger.
4 years ago
nvm
4 years ago
You can't wait, just like my little brother who I bought that shit off of.

You can't wait for the future.

You can't put time and effort into anything.

Youngpunks.
4 years ago
A $375 storage building that needs remodeling isn't worth $4000.
4 years ago
Bull fucking shit. It was $375 to relocate it....to get a duely to hoist it up and move it.
4 years ago
I predict at tops it will cost me $600 in total. A far stretch from $4,000.
4 years ago
That's new paint and a few new pieces of 2X4.

* DushanMandik laughs hard *
4 years ago
zzzzzzzzz
4 years ago
Oh look, an economics lecture from someone who can't spell cryptocurrency.

http://i.imgur.com/OyJH4GM.jpg
4 years ago
Oh look, an eco tutorial from someone who invests in imaginary currencies....
4 years ago
* Bono waits for yak to get on and scold Dush *
4 years ago
You're gonna upset him if you keep that up.
4 years ago
I told that faggot from the ground up he was idiotic.

Nothing new to him.

Tattletale.
4 years ago
Right, and how has that worked out for him?

Pretty sure he's making tens of thousands off BTC and LTC.
4 years ago
I've made a thousand dollars in the last month off it myself and I am but a novice.
4 years ago
How "idiotic" says the Southerner.
4 years ago
We all know it's about to hit ground. Keep on keeping on with your fantasies bono.
4 years ago
Keep this comment as proof.
4 years ago
Basically like going out West for Gold when you have nothing but a fast mule and a pick axe.
4 years ago
If it's going to crash, it'll be months or years from now... please at least try to have an idea about what's going on.
4 years ago
Besides, there are already a dozen other alternate "coins" around to take its place.
4 years ago
n0
4 years ago
I'm not expecting to become a millionaire by getting in on the ground floor of the next big thing... but you can make decent cash by letting your money work for you.
4 years ago
You don't even need slaves!
4 years ago
As per what I said, you are basing your stocks off of potential futures. None of which are guaranteed. Have fun!
4 years ago
And as I said... please have at least a tiny idea about what's going on or how it works.
4 years ago
I base hard $ on hard proof. Get with it bitch.
4 years ago
People with even a little bit of awareness and anticipate the bigger price fluctuations. A week or so ago they dropped from 1200 to under 700, and I bought 2.5 before they recovered..

It had to do with some mistranslated news headlines coming out of China. It was hilarious.
4 years ago
and = can *
4 years ago
How is this for proof?
http://i.imgur.com/9tEPpwy.jpg
4 years ago
Just sayin Mr. Working Man, if you can get one or two while they are still relatively low (given their potential) this time next year you could earn a few thou.

Nothing huge, but a very nice bonus.
4 years ago
/bono gets last comment.

/bono wins.
4 years ago
Well there goes the chance at intellectual discussion
4 years ago
funny story i make almost a bitcoin a day now ;/
4 years ago
wow!
4 years ago
remember when i asked you guys if you wanted to invest in my mining operation?

youd all be rich now!
have fun with your 375$ shed
4 years ago
Just read a story about a guy in Vegas that's selling a 7.85 million dollar mansion for bitcoin.
4 years ago
yea
did you see the house? its ridiculous
4 years ago
Yeah, that place is off the hook. 25,000 square feet.
4 years ago
yak do you store your BTC offline?
4 years ago
i store my bitcoin in cash :P
as in i dont really keep bitcoin.. especially not at this price of it and how volatile it is... but no i dont use offline paper wallets really... tho i probably will soon once we get our warehouse and stuff set up
4 years ago
...warehouse?
4 years ago
Are you renting a fucking building to store your mining machines?
4 years ago
yes... like i said.. i have a mining operation.. we are looking at buying a warehouse to set it up and expand our computer farm... we are looking at detroit actually cuz we can pick up some dirt cheap buildings for it
4 years ago
no.. looking to outright buy
4 years ago
tho renting would be ok too if the price was right
4 years ago
I was pretty god damn right when I said you'd be a millionaire within 3 years
4 years ago
I'm guessing it's too late at this point to invest any amount that's worth it to you
4 years ago
You've probably got enough right now to just eat the up-front costs.
4 years ago
You should have invited me while I was permbanned you inconsiderate asshole
4 years ago
we are looking at trying to raise 100k capital in the next few months i think, and then from there i think we will do an 'ipo' for around 10-20% of our company to let people buy shares.. probably at around a million dollars if everything works out... but who knows
my python programming is getting pretty badass doing this tho controlling my little botnet of miners :(
4 years ago
yup... right now we are able to basically do it ourselves possibly.. tho getting a nice big cash infusion will be useful as well... we are kind of just playing it by ear at the moment
4 years ago
If and when the time comes, let us know. I'll be up for that shit.
4 years ago
Or down.

Whatever black people say when they mean "willing to participate"
4 years ago
Its gonna take a whole mess of pro possum alts to make that kinda money.
4 years ago
Pretty sure yak is worth that much right now, but the cardinal rule is to not invest more than you can afford to comfortably lose.
4 years ago
yak is a faggot but he's methodical
4 years ago
You guys hogged this whole thread and now i cant even defend myself by saying that i can do all those things toaster can do and more and that i would also boost morale and i would t eat Ll the food and then complain that there's no Taco Bell.
4 years ago
You can be on my team bby.
4 years ago
well at least she's not fat.

or at least she wasn't 7 years ago.
4 years ago
zzzz....
4 years ago
I love getting shitfaced on Mucho :3
4 years ago
upvote for the AA12
4 years ago
saxamaphone.....
4 years ago
I would be proud to frame and hang this on my wall
4 years ago
This would make a good movie.
4 years ago
recover password
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