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Laser Eye Surgery Gone Wrong

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by thatdude420

submitted December 11th 2013

230 comments
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Laser Eye Surgery Gone Wrong
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Looks ok to me...
5 years ago
laser surgery?
5 years ago
If we ignore him he might go away
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy swings imaginary light saber *
5 years ago
* MetalFace makes sound effects that perfectly match jird's movements *
5 years ago
so - what do you want your banner to be?
5 years ago
hmm, I'm not sure..... suggestions welcome!
5 years ago
give squidley his hat
5 years ago
or just take it.......whichever
5 years ago
Give Jones my face as a tag, so he has to look at it every time he comments
5 years ago
Or possums penis
5 years ago
I was thinking a.ginger banner
5 years ago
ginger vag pubes would be hot
5 years ago
(I mean banner--not yours)
5 years ago
I thought about it, It's gotta be a taint tag
5 years ago
ginger taint?
5 years ago
would that even fit?
5 years ago
idk...how big is said taint?
5 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/94C82of.jpg
5 years ago
jrob, foff
5 years ago
NO YOU F OFF
5 years ago
NO U
5 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/eiSAzgO.jpg
5 years ago
don't disturb me I"m facebooking
5 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/A4wHKzW.png
5 years ago
looks like a deformed eyelid haha
5 years ago
fucking barret always gotta one up me!
5 years ago
now make it a gif,and make it blink!
5 years ago
lol nice avy zeke
5 years ago
i still have whiskey burps :(
5 years ago
lol nice avy barret :(
5 years ago
*cum
5 years ago
God damn it, possum. Fuck off!
5 years ago
you're a one trick pony

1trick1
5 years ago
yeah but thats a hell of a trick..to be able to stuff 12 cocks up his shit chute
5 years ago
Calling bullshit on laser eye surgery. That wound had nothing to do with a laser.
5 years ago
Imagine the lawsuit though!
5 years ago
imagine the lack of blood due to the cauterization.

just sayin
5 years ago
where's tati?
5 years ago
yeah crashy, wheres tati... she got you on a long leash tonight ah ?
5 years ago
she is at work, she should be home in a couple of hours
5 years ago
the wound looks like a penguin
5 years ago
cant unsee
5 years ago
way to research your subject faggot.... definitely a butterfingers surgeon missed while giving this kid lasik.
5 years ago
HI JERK! I'M DRUNK?
my hypocrasy goes only so far
5 years ago
* xzekiel looks up possums vids *
5 years ago
HAI ZEKE! im not drunk tho.... but ive been smoking h and drinking camomile... i feel drunk kinda
5 years ago
you cansmoke h?
5 years ago
this is news to me
5 years ago
oh ya. definitely
5 years ago
elchris was big into smoking that shit... if im not mistaken, he is still in rehab for it
5 years ago
* xzekiel tries *
5 years ago
haha... go for it bro, its totally safe
5 years ago
nah dude, leave crash alone
it used to be funny to fuck with him
5 years ago
i guess you didn't get the memo
5 years ago
wrong thread zekey
5 years ago
i knew what i was saying
i was hardly serious though
5 years ago
im more laid back now, especially since i got the blood clots outa my brain
5 years ago
yay for you.........where's tati?
5 years ago
ahh yeah, the bloodclots'll get ya
5 years ago
thats cute that you are whiteknighting for crashy zeke... like i was really fucking with him anyway tho
5 years ago
healthy dose of blood thinners helped my body break them down
5 years ago
* xzekiel rolls eyes *
5 years ago
like i'm sticking up for anyone......
5 years ago
nobody ever said you had to zeke
5 years ago
yeah-yeah... so NE WAYS..... blood clots eh crashy.... anything else going on lately?
5 years ago
* xzekiel throws on rhcp.....whatevs *
5 years ago
but if you scroll up to the previous a thread you will find out where tati is
5 years ago
don't give me a fucking scavenger hunt
5 years ago
i got this one... shes at work bro, be home in a few hrs....
5 years ago
wait a min.. what is she doing out so late, huh??? what line of work is she in.... im sure youve told us before...
5 years ago
guess i dont know what time zone you are in either
5 years ago
she is in the tech field ( making micro chips for medical equipment ) she works the swing shift ( 12 hour shifts )
5 years ago
hate me, i don't care
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7MhpFF1vv0
5 years ago
why would i hate you zeke
5 years ago
besides i like this song
5 years ago
im not gonna watch it bro... but i dont hatecha all the same
5 years ago
only the song plays the picture is static
5 years ago
youtube works like that sometimes
5 years ago
look at what i say....
5 years ago
you're lucky i didn't get totally out of control
5 years ago
are you still singing or is this real talk now
5 years ago
uhh ok. anyhow, take it easy. im off to go cook something to eat. im thinking mango chutney chicken sounds good right now
5 years ago
this guy makes me not want to
5 years ago
i'm sorry, i'm dumbs........
5 years ago
ask again why i'm such an emo pussy......
5 years ago
what you want from me?
5 years ago
i miss loslobos :(
5 years ago
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr06/11/12/enhanced-buzz-7706-1386784616-6.jpg

i just laughed so hard i cried... I might be tired, i dont know
5 years ago
yeah you're just being a dumb bint again
5 years ago
well thats nice.
5 years ago
watch the video heather
5 years ago
not after that comment zeke, nope.
5 years ago
that's mostly the general consensus
5 years ago
"not after that"
rabblerabble rable
5 years ago
i'ma sleep

but you realize now how ameriva i s an industrialwar machine?
idk, goin to sleep......
5 years ago
i'm pretty drunk and people think they don't like me like this
yet i've been straight up all along
5 years ago
meh, whatever
5 years ago
oh ffs
5 years ago
I'll just place this box of Kleenex here in case anyone needs them
5 years ago
made sense at the time......
5 years ago
and shiiiittt.......look i'm up at 7 am
5 years ago
and all i was saying was that the american military industry sucks
jesus fucking christ why won't you people just lend me an ear?
5 years ago
suck my dick both of you faggots
5 years ago
Whip it out BIG BOY!!!!!!! 8)
5 years ago
I just wish people would listen to me :(
I'll take those tissues now
5 years ago
* xzekiel shoves handfuls of cinnamon mini wheats in his mouth *


fuck you
5 years ago
loslobos
Whip it out BIG BOY!!!!!!! 8)
22 minutes ago
report spam | unlike | stfu

Zeke, If I was in your(jerusalem cruisers)shoes, I'd start whip'n out some cockage, buddy.
5 years ago
bye
5 years ago
she's not worthy of what I got
5 years ago
unlike that you wretched heap of scum and villainy
5 years ago
quit being mean to fries,asshole
5 years ago
oh im in the wrong thread :(
5 years ago
wrong thread circle head
5 years ago
also.......he started with me
as did lobos
5 years ago
don't start shit you don't intend on finishing
5 years ago
if we were really going fisticuffs it wouldn't be pretty....
5 years ago
Fite me irl, nancy
5 years ago
stop
5 years ago
think it over
do you really wanna start with me?
5 years ago
cuz it won't stop
5 years ago
Really? That's gotta be a first
Can't play, meeting my "doctor" soon
5 years ago
I'm just saying I know you're taking jabs
and I don't want to start with you
5 years ago
Don't take it so godamn serious bro
It's just Mucho
5 years ago
it is just mucho, but a fight's a fight
5 years ago
youre both a couple of faggots
* jrob2020 runs *
5 years ago
I've always liked you lobos, just stop......please?
5 years ago
What fight
* loslobos shrugs *

Gtg
5 years ago
i get a little butthurt when people i like fuck with me :(
5 years ago
even if its in the asshole?
5 years ago
nice runof
5 years ago
thank you
5 years ago
" L A S E R "
5 years ago
"B L A S E R"
5 years ago
"TURBO LOVER"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4
5 years ago
thanks for the input punky
5 years ago
No problemo. Watch that gay ass video though...it's pretty amusing
5 years ago
Maybe later, but this sub is retarded anyway
5 years ago
want some crab meat, Zeke?
5 years ago
yes :(
5 years ago
damn, you're right...this is a retarded sub. DOWNVOTE.
5 years ago
do you think I'd spam up a good post without a reason?
5 years ago
like I know noting about spam...whatever.
5 years ago
I mean, it's ok.......and there was a reason it was here, but.....
5 years ago
*nothing
5 years ago
The Mucho Logo is all japped out, and the title sucks ass.
5 years ago
it's td420......what do you expect?
it's mass-produced shitsubs
5 years ago
I'm getting ready to walk out the door, Zekey. I'll leave with a tasty fossil, sir.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
5 years ago
*you GOD DAMN CRAB MEAT.
5 years ago
put that link up your butt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRY3aKx8bKg
5 years ago
8(
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNV-IW-WLYc
5 years ago
Just go punky........
5 years ago
crab meat...ruined. 8|
5 years ago
ok..ok.
5 years ago
I've actually never had crab out of the shell
it's just not a northern thing
5 years ago
I want to try blue crab
5 years ago
If I die without trying softshell crab my life will have no meaning.
5 years ago
It has no meaning now you loser
5 years ago
says the 50 something chinese delivery driver....
5 years ago
Wtf
5 years ago
fries would you like to try a Hurtz donut?
5 years ago
cuz I got plenty.
5 years ago
Both of those status' will be changing in the new year
5 years ago
yeah? you turning 60?
5 years ago
or are you just a dolt?
5 years ago
Your 'hurt' was only 50% correct anyway
5 years ago
Nah, it was spot on, you're just a dipshit
5 years ago
sstop being mean to fries,asshole!
5 years ago
Fries is a useless faggot and so are his fans
5 years ago
I didn't start it.
5 years ago
* xzekiel hoists Squidley on his shoulders and chants *

Squidley! Squidley! Squidley!
5 years ago
better hope he wore his diaper :(
5 years ago
GG is a useless faggot and so is his fan
5 years ago
who pissed in barrets lerpostei this morning?
5 years ago
Squidley would go down in a battle with me
5 years ago
fries the only person that would go down in battle is you
you'd drop to your knees before any fight even started
5 years ago
You wish he'd go down on you
5 years ago
if two guys have trouble and they are both straight they could grab each others dick and jerk them off till one of them cums the one who cum will lose so even they aren't gay they would try their best to please the other
5 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/FWIVpTc.gif
5 years ago
Dunno about that fires. For an old bastard I'm pretty damn tough. I definitely know how to use my hands.

5 years ago
Idk if that was unfortunate timing barret or what.....but it made me giggle
5 years ago
inb4 gay gg comment about Squidleys abilities with his hands

inb4 jrob stfu
5 years ago
Inb4 Punky YouTube
5 years ago
I got a Squidley like, i win.
5 years ago
*and killed Mucho
Nice going Pepsihat
5 years ago
5 minutes at this hour is like 30 seconds in primetime, its nothing.
5 years ago
* xzekiel poops on this post and squat-walks away *
5 years ago
Drumrave! I need your assistance. Or your advice. It'll be fun, I promise.
5 years ago
I promise it's nowhere near as gay as that sounded.
5 years ago
drumwho?
5 years ago
Is he no longer here? I wanted to handle this like a pro. Or I wanted him to, if you wanna be a dick about it.
5 years ago
he only shows up every month or so nowadays - and is a punk-ass bitch when he's here
5 years ago
you could always email him.....
5 years ago
you know instead of putting it in a thread he'll never read...
5 years ago
or you could just try craigslist
5 years ago
He was cool with me. How would I email him?
5 years ago
This is gonna be fun. I'm gonna need anyone who's willings help, too.
5 years ago
I just know what he's capable of.
5 years ago
drumrave@muchosucko.com
5 years ago
his pro ran out
you need his gmail
i don't remember it
5 years ago
jrob knows it
best way to contact him is through craigslist
like i said
5 years ago
How the fuck would I do that, dipshit?
5 years ago
Geezus

Drumrave@gmail.com
Don't ask
5 years ago
I'm also sick of the orange pro thing. How do I get something different? Like a shamrock?
5 years ago
I should get payed to help your noob ass, 1rish1
5 years ago
Don't ask what!?!? I'm just trying to be hospitable.
5 years ago
Pay yak 30 bux and you can get whatever the fuck you want for banner
5 years ago
Don't ask how I know his private email lol
5 years ago
I can't help it that I'm not as well educated on computer shit as I should be.
5 years ago
or you could guess how many pennies are in possum's coffee can
5 years ago
loslobos how do you know drumrave's private email?
5 years ago
you a fan of the leopard-print?
5 years ago
Luckily, I have an old mucho gmail account. Hehehe! This is gonna be so fun I have a boner.
5 years ago
He sent me nakkies back in the day
5 years ago
that's hot
5 years ago
When everyone thought I was a dude
Hahahha
5 years ago
Just joking. I read it here somewhere
5 years ago
Are you really a bitch?
5 years ago
we still do :(
5 years ago
I meant lady, sorry.
5 years ago
Bitch. Sometimes.
5 years ago
you probably read it on the fantasy football thread
5 years ago
Lady?? How dare you
5 years ago
Correct jrob
5 years ago
what do i win?
5 years ago
Soooo… Hey, baby.
5 years ago
Idk. The glory?
Fuck off rish
5 years ago
It doesn't have to be that way. I only hit you because I love you.
5 years ago