points: 10

Cervical Cancer Metastasis

To the hand.

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by thatdude420

submitted December 11th 2013

159 comments
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Cervical Cancer Metastasis
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comments (159)
Wait, it's contagious?
4 years ago
Shake his hand and find out.
4 years ago
You massive idiot
4 years ago
So that's a man then?
4 years ago
Scalpel.........,
Sponge.........
Shamwow.....
Torch............

all better
4 years ago
I just want to know how you have cervical cancer if it isn't on your cervix
4 years ago
that shit spreads ya noob
4 years ago
your cervix does spread, but like normally to deliver babies, not infect your hand
4 years ago
stop acting like you're some kind of expert on cervixes
4 years ago
I have had one for a few years now
4 years ago
And I have a penis.........doesn't make me a penis expert
4 years ago
do you think your penis can spread to your hand
4 years ago
that would be awesome.. you should go for it zekebro
4 years ago
it does all the time
4 years ago
So you are claiming to be a penis expert?
4 years ago
cancer cells spread through lymph nodes, and appear in other places on the body... called metastasis... so those are cervical cells
4 years ago
Don't ruin this for me heather
4 years ago
I'm just saying I've seen it happen
I'm not ruling anything out
4 years ago
just sayin :/
4 years ago
* xzekiel pinches heather's cheeks *

thanks doll
4 years ago
blah blah blah yackidy-schmackidy
4 years ago
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001895/ they say it can't be on your hand :(
4 years ago
man im too high for this thread... i feel like Towely
4 years ago
wait......that's the tune to Funky Town!
4 years ago
alright... maybe ill just get a little high...
4 years ago
Don't forget your towel
4 years ago
k thanks guys... im gonna go chill out and relax in my hump day post for a little bit
4 years ago
You're leaving us to hump your pillow aren't you :(
4 years ago
JERKSTORE oster says he waves back
4 years ago
woa man... trippy.... can he see me now ??
4 years ago
yep, he's stalking you. Or so he says
4 years ago
he says to check your mucho mail
4 years ago
noice... i bet its some fresh nudes
4 years ago
Why would you want nudes of Oster :(
4 years ago
I'm fairly certain yak just remotely shut down my internet access
4 years ago
yak......is.......EVERYWHERE!
4 years ago
I'd say that is 100% plausible and I would know since I'm in the inner circle
4 years ago
* xzekiel cowers and hisses at hexagon *
4 years ago
i wonder what yak is gonna get me for yolomas
4 years ago
he'll probably say he's gonna get you a t-shirt.....
4 years ago
probably muchoaids :(
4 years ago
Muchoaids infested tshirts
4 years ago
see the settlers actually did give the natives blankets tho :/
4 years ago
This isn't thanksgiving zeke, this is yolomas
4 years ago
like smallpox blankets were exchanged at thanksgiving....
4 years ago
they got turkeys at thanksgiving zeke JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST you're bad at this
4 years ago
and thanksgiving is a depression era holiday anyway
there were probably many times that the natives shared their food with the settlers, and taught them how to farm and fish
"thanksgiving" was a gov't copout after the market crashed and they declared a holiday saying "don't worry america, don't think about what we just took from you, be thankful for what you still have left" and everyone ate it up
4 years ago
Lets not even start on the gifts of Pelormas
4 years ago
start........cuz idk what that is
4 years ago
also, there was more than likely not turkeys at "thanksgiving"....
4 years ago
JerkStore
i wonder what yak is gonna get me for yolomas
13 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure they hand turkey and candied yams. That is just facts Zeke
4 years ago
And I was once resurrected by the ghost of pelormas from a pit of never ending goo thanks be to pelor
4 years ago
think of the supply of food in the northeast when the settlers arrived......sure there were turkeys, but there were also deer and fish and pheasants and all kinds of shit. what was in supply? turkeys? turkeys weren't running rampant simply because they're stupid birds that make a lot of noise, can't fly and just wander around blindly. They were not in high supply at that time.
4 years ago
they made sense to domesticate, but i swear there were plenty of coyotes and cougars up around these parts that picked turkeys apart
4 years ago
Next you're going to say they didn't have marshmallows for their yams
4 years ago
i think what you call a yam is a sweet potato.....there is a difference
4 years ago
Not as much as you might think
4 years ago
zeke you're tr-ing out, here
4 years ago
and i don't think sweet potatoes grow naturally abundant up in the northeast, where this "Thanksgiving" was said to take place
4 years ago
listen sweetmeat, I'm just stating the facts
4 years ago
now you can choose to be ignorant, but i encourage you to embrace sciencism
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure yams grow like wildfire in the NE
4 years ago
dont
4 years ago
yams? toaster tell me what a yam is....
4 years ago
*hint* they're from africa
4 years ago
Yam is like a sweet potato but not quite. They're like a fucking weedzZeke growing all over the place
4 years ago
so it makes plenty of sense that they were here when the settlers arrived........and no they don't grow like weeds around here....
4 years ago
if they did it would make the perfect refuge in a zombie apocalypse tho
4 years ago
Totally makes sense.. they would have never eaten them if someone didn't trip carrying a bag of marshmallows
4 years ago
yams are not sweet potatoes.......and neither are.....jesus toaster is trolling me
4 years ago
:D
4 years ago
<3 you zeke
4 years ago
* xzekiel pisses on toaster's marshmallows *


make some "yams" now, bitch
4 years ago
i think it only took 20 minutes
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
I don't even like candied yams :(
4 years ago
yeah theyre gross... yams are sweet, why add loads more sugar?
4 years ago
They're pretty yucky to begin with
4 years ago
I will eat the shit out of a bag of marshmallows though
4 years ago
you faggots are still talking about thanksgiving... yet the yolodays are soon upon us
4 years ago
Yams are yellow and fibrous......they're not really sweet.......
they should be treated more like a squash than anything
Sweet potatoes are versatile......in between a yam and a potato
and you fat american bastards cover them with marshmallows
4 years ago
........
4 years ago
* JerkStore storms off back to hump day post *
4 years ago
Tell your bro I said hi!

kiss my nuts

but honestly i wish my older brother was as cool as you jerkstore
4 years ago
He basically just beat me up a lot then went forward.
4 years ago
Well I WANTED to talk about pelormas but this dick over here doesn't know what it is
4 years ago
ive never understood the marshmallow thing
4 years ago
nor have i, and idk what pelormas are
4 years ago
Marshmallows are a super food. They help with free radicals
4 years ago
ahh.... youre making me get a warm fuzzy for you zekey. im sorry your bro was a dick.
4 years ago
we don't really do the marshmallow thing up here
4 years ago
Pelormas is when you get the gifts of Pelor. Everyone knows that
4 years ago
dude, if anyone brings marshamllow covered sweet potatoes to my hypothetical thanksgiving, they're getting a hypothetical casserole in the face and will hypothetically be kicked out
4 years ago
OHW HI THATFAGGOT420..... ready for your nightly pwning ??
4 years ago
ill never understand cranberry sauce in a can either... cranberry sauce is probably the easiest thing you can make on thanksgiving
4 years ago
I don't do thanksgiving
4 years ago
dude, it's jelly
......by dude i mean heather
4 years ago
its gross
4 years ago
lol Knew i would get you to comment. what a fag.
4 years ago
ahh... youre here. welcome back. now bend over cockboy...
4 years ago
my mother........all her life........bought a butterball turkey and went to kfc for gravy, now uses the nuke in bag vegetables and the 12 minute crescent rolls........my father was the kind that would come home and say "where's my dinner"

that's why I learned to cook
4 years ago
shut up thatdud
4 years ago
youre so butthurt from getting reamed last night.. so you sat quietly in the dark stalking my moves, jealous of my real tangible interactions with people on this site. something youve never been able to achieve. your life is pretty sad bro.
4 years ago
I made the best fucking gravy when I made a turkey tit some weeks back
4 years ago
wait for it.......
4 years ago
funny i only write one thing and i get a paragraph from you lol.
4 years ago
never gets old
4 years ago
i know how to cook now......
i just don't
4 years ago
owning your stupid ass never gets old, youre right... thank you for that.
4 years ago
could you both kindly get off our thread about food?
4 years ago
it would be much appreciated
4 years ago
jerkface loves me so much he dreams about me at night.





dawwwwwwwwwwww......
4 years ago
lifes owns you pretty hard on its own though.... i really dont have to put too much effort into it
4 years ago
Meh I'm going to bed any way. Nini
4 years ago
lol he keeps saying he owns me like it really matters.
4 years ago
wow, youre going into full blown oblivious faggot mode quicker than usual....
4 years ago
This bowl hit is for you jerkface
4 years ago
the ole rubber and glue technique again i see....
4 years ago
sometimes i worry about you jerkface. so much hatred for one person. you should spread the hate around.
4 years ago
jerkstore.......why you care?
he's beneath you
4 years ago
i don't get why you care......
4 years ago
rubber glue works well for your butthurtness














burn
4 years ago
tbh i don't mind the guy
but come on now, did he really make you this irate?
4 years ago
nice line break faggot... you learn that in second grade last year?
4 years ago
zeke then gets down on his knees and blows jerkface until jizz chokes him and he throws up. jerkface smiles.
4 years ago
* xzekiel shrugs and walks off *
4 years ago
im bi-polar tho.. so ive gotta snap on someone... if not him, i might take it out on the ones i truly care about.. like my zekey and toasty
4 years ago
jerkface bends zeke over and rams his butthole until it bleeds.
4 years ago
i don't get why anyone pays attention to you td....
4 years ago
then zeke takes his thumb and shoves it straight up jerkface ass while calling him a pretty girl.
4 years ago
jerkstore you're not bipolar.....
4 years ago
idk, perhaps you are, i'm not judging

td, you're more repetitve thandik
4 years ago
Then a midget comes in the room and shits on zeke's chest. and that angers jerkface. Jerkface anger goes up to the midget and punts him out the window. and then returns to zeke laying on the bed covered in shit and licks his chest clean.
4 years ago
TD, youre not even using the " ** " action asterisks.... god youre fucking dumb
4 years ago
THE ARISTOCRATS!
4 years ago
all of a sudden shit got real.
4 years ago
thanks for sharing your penthouse letters submissions tho... cute
4 years ago
HAHAHA.... perfect timing zeke... I KNEW IT!!
4 years ago
yeah i may not have been as sick as i let on to be
4 years ago
don't know how jerkface was able to handle what would happen next. as fries comes in with his British fucked up teeth asking if he could join. Zeke said no but of course faggot jerkface said hell yea i want some fries up my anus. so fries gave him what he wanted.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjvgSHK0f0
4 years ago
i AM an honorary FAPS associate... so its probable
4 years ago
<---- has not refreshed the page once just keep on writing until i get bored.
4 years ago
zeke then stabbed fries in the back as he fucked jerkface anus until it look like a tunnel. fries then crys and runs away.
4 years ago
zeke then put on emo music and him a jerkfaced danced the night away.
4 years ago
zeke hate it when i crys :'(
4 years ago
THE END.

<---- Bored now

until next time fags :)
4 years ago
lol @tunnel anus
4 years ago
huehuehue
4 years ago
TD, you went down some dark avenues to conjure up all that erotic stuff about me.... im semi impressed.
4 years ago
it's just laughable really
4 years ago
lol.... says he's not refreshing page, thus looking at his own comments, gets bored and leaves.... thats fucking priceless
4 years ago
i dont blame you, TD... you ARE pretty boring
4 years ago
i just got shot down and i still hurt
but come on, buck up buddy
4 years ago
hes afraid to take anyone head-on... thats why he stfus from the shadows.... and takes the oblivious noob, la-la-la-la cant hear you, im rubber youre glue technique
4 years ago
RUNNOFT
4 years ago
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