points: 25

Make Me An Offer

I'll give this sticker to anyone who can offer me something worthwhile. The only twist is money is not accepted. NOTE: I reserve the right not to award the sticker to anyone if no adequate offer is made. Payment must be upfront (I'm good for it)

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by MetalFace

submitted December 10th 2013

1374 comments
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Make Me An Offer
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How about you go suck a donkey dick and shove that sticker up your ass fagmo?
3 years ago
Aww, shorty's mad.
3 years ago
I'll trade you a new keyboard. That one looks like it came with a commador 64.
3 years ago
Psh, that thing's got the variable backlit keys. No dice.
3 years ago
frankly,the keyboard that came with the commodore most likely was a mechanical keyboard which are mostly better than any piece of shit you can buy today.
3 years ago
I thought you said frankly?
3 years ago
confirmed for macfag
3 years ago
you shut yer gooberhole alfred E
3 years ago
Frankly, (that is, to be frank) as well as concisely, I'd like to say that I simply and with no further adieu have nothing to say that is long, arduous, or otherwise difficult to convey. Yes, succinct, clear language is for me. No rambling here, frankly.
3 years ago
calm down billy blanks
3 years ago
to be frank means to be sincere
3 years ago
Oh, you know frank?
3 years ago
To be frank means to be short, you faggot
3 years ago
frankly,no
3 years ago
BECAUSE USING INDIRECT LANGUAGE IS NOT SINCERE
3 years ago
fuck you it does you fag attention whore
3 years ago
KEEP IT SHORT AND HONEST FAGWAD
3 years ago
1frank adjective \ˈfraŋk\
—used to say that someone is speaking or writing in a very direct and honest way
3 years ago
direct
3 years ago
Franky, <insert run-on sentence>
3 years ago
Rtard
3 years ago
Good.... GOOOOD... I'm coming for you Jones!
3 years ago
dont ever speak to me again clumps
3 years ago
ill give you about three fiddy
3 years ago
*tree
3 years ago
God damn lock ness monster
3 years ago
Read the rules jorb, gall!
3 years ago
Yeah jroob...the rules...
3 years ago
jrob's comment is vastly underappreciated.
3 years ago
I'll give you 10 more stickers if you post a vid of you giving punky a wedgie.
3 years ago
I'll double that, with some Euros I have left from my last tour-run. I'd like to see any of you attempt that. I would take flight, and drop-kick a mother fucker in his throat if he tried to give me a wedgie, without asking me first.
3 years ago
You couldn't beat snow off a rope skinny pete.
3 years ago
Punky would kill a man with his buttcheek power.
3 years ago
fuck this, I'm going ice-skating.
3 years ago
you're going swimming with the fishes
3 years ago
They don't want him.
3 years ago
Im saving my stickers for the distant feature, when they become expensive collectables.
3 years ago
Well let me tell you that this thing's mint. A great addition for any serious collector.
3 years ago
No way bro, you took it out of its original packing. The envelope.
3 years ago
Mine is pristine, complete with deja spit.
3 years ago
and a little Barret spit, don't ask...
3 years ago
haha,i wonder how many people relicked the envelope
3 years ago
......
3 years ago
I shoulda saved mine... Succubus spit has been climbing on the black market lately
3 years ago
mine got sent to my old address :(
i wonder what the people who moved in did with them
3 years ago
joined
3 years ago
searched for you on the local sex offender register.
3 years ago
If i could mail you weed without getting in trouble that would be what i offer.
3 years ago
use FedEx
3 years ago
Yeah, send me some "coffee"
3 years ago
too be fair since i lost my sticker in the fire zeke started ..i should get it
3 years ago
A compelling argument.
3 years ago
zeke really needs to answer for his crimes
3 years ago
Well, I still have mine, but I'm thinking I'll burn those too just to spite you.
3 years ago
That's how I atone, motherfucker.
3 years ago
i misread that as "bum those"..i thought you were going to put them in your bum like a candy cane
3 years ago
repetitive fuck
3 years ago
What happened to Barret? He disappeared as soon as we mentioned retpile. That seems like a guilty man to me.
3 years ago
Dik stop thinking about all the things that could be stuck up my butt. There has been nothing in my butt since.
3 years ago
He's still lurking about...
3 years ago
I see why this guy is friends with Aka...
3 years ago
I see why your alias is retpile, you snake in the grass.
3 years ago
the fact that youre denying it means its true....
3 years ago
Dik, I promise you, the next time a girl sticks something up my ass you'll be the first to know.
3 years ago
its not a big deal zeke...youre a bisexual man....so what
3 years ago
I DID try to see if I could suck my own dick recently. (I licked just the tip)
3 years ago
I call BS, just like the carlton dance.
3 years ago
thats not gay and no you didnt
3 years ago
orove it firestarter
3 years ago
oh the lies
3 years ago
.........
3 years ago
I'll get right on that video of me swinging my arms around like a faggot then showing you how close I can come to fellating myself....
3 years ago
There's leg motion and a head bob you corner cutter.
3 years ago
Yeah I should really take up yoga
3 years ago
theres no may your chubby dumpy body can bend over that far..despite your slug appearance you have bones
3 years ago
tr_zeke 42
3 years ago
oh the lies
3 years ago
The only thing that matters is the flexibility of your spine, though it's true I need to lose weight if I really want to polish my knob (which I'm not completely sure I do.)
3 years ago
you have more skin than a 30 ft chicken
3 years ago
Where is punky when you need him
3 years ago
Punky come talk to dik, he's lonely.
3 years ago
when i was younger i could get past the head but it hurt my back so bad it really wasnt pleasurable...
3 years ago
Yeah that on the back, legs over yoga pose is supposed to help, but I have trouble breathing. I really haven't put much effort into it at all since my first attempt.
3 years ago
what is this the bullshit club? you noob twits with your fake drinking vids....wtf is with you punks....prove it or stfu
3 years ago
Is this bowling ball headed guy talking to us?
3 years ago
ever tried banging your own asshole?
if its too hard you cant bend it down there but if its too soft it wont reach...its tricky as fuck
3 years ago
All these gay comments that dik directs toward me and we now see the truth. He wants to watch both of us self-fellate.
3 years ago
I have never tried that.
3 years ago
yes i do.....but you cant....prove it zeke..it isnt like you have pride to lose
3 years ago
Post a vid on mucho of me doing some stupid house nigger dance then licking the tip of my dick...........i think i'll pass.
3 years ago
fact 1...zeke your penis is pretty small
2....you cant bend over that far
3...youre a known liar
3 years ago
Of all the things to lie about, this is what I choose.....
3 years ago
Your a nigger licking your japs eye, are you a mongrel zeke?
3 years ago
im calling 100 percent total lie...ya
3 years ago
you lie every time you claim you'll stop drinking, zekebro...you're almost as full of shit as charlie
3 years ago
zik
3 years ago
basically, that's your future, assuming you survive the constant drunkenness.
3 years ago
Notice how its always the biggest liars always accusing people of lying...
3 years ago
I'll just leave you three pondering the real truth
3 years ago
exactly barret
3 years ago
oh the lies
3 years ago
Zeke, prove these fuckers wrong
3 years ago
you shouldnt tell tall tales zeke ...look where it got tr
3 years ago
(Barret is Retpile) Spread the word.
3 years ago
you should elaborate on that theme, zik.

it sounds very fresh and new and completely believable.
3 years ago
Makes sense doesn't it jrob, notice how Aryan Reptile got added to retpiles wiki right after you mentioned his name on Steam...
3 years ago
Barett is a two faced troll, don't trust him he'll stab you in the back.This is a copy of one of his comments Notice how its always the biggest liars always accusing people of lying..The ramblings of a guilty person.
3 years ago
zeke took the high road and abandoned this thread thus depriving you of your target.....move along folks
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
im not one to start shit but dik is right
3 years ago
maybe that could be the new challenge....really raise the bar
3 years ago
or lower it...whatever
3 years ago
ok,ill send you a bottle of slap 'ya mamma seasoning....final offer
3 years ago
I'll send you a rare cassette of Yo Yo Ma's cousin, little nepatiz.
3 years ago
It will be seriously considered, although sporty's offer is still tempting
3 years ago
What sucking off a donkey?
3 years ago
I offer you my soul.
3 years ago
I believe that already belongs to yak...
3 years ago
I got plenty, when i went to school and had some candy/chewing gum or other stuff and people wanted one, i always traded it for their souls.
3 years ago
A used soul eh?
3 years ago
Milhouse vanhouten will buy it off you for 10 bucks.
3 years ago
Does anyone know who's alias retpile? That cunt is really bugging me.
3 years ago
Gotta be cryax's butthurt ass.
3 years ago
its zekes alt account
3 years ago
no its actually puma.....
3 years ago
alt accounts are GAF
3 years ago
It really is pumapiderev tough, and this tiny attention he gets is probably why he still bothers to stick around.
3 years ago
Russian kid? What happened to him?
3 years ago
banhammered
3 years ago
He hasn't left any comments, just down voted over a thousand subs. What a prick.
3 years ago
He probably just went back to the ync then. It's gotta be cryax's dyslexic ass.
3 years ago
nah its puma....
3 years ago
proof or gtfo
3 years ago
I think it might be Barret? He just STFU all of us as soon as we mentioned Retpile?
3 years ago
his steam name is aryan reptile
3 years ago
yeah we're steam besties
f u
3 years ago
Yeah, I thought that meant something but you're just a steam whore

* MetalFace runs off sobbing *
3 years ago
MAYBE IF YOU PLAYED A GAME WITH ME EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WOULDNT HAVE TO LOOK FOR ACTION ON THE SIDE
3 years ago
Wow, possible the gayest comment ever
3 years ago
Play counter strike fgt
3 years ago
i think it was on sale a few days ago.....ill see
3 years ago
http://store.steampowered.com/app/10/?snr=1_7_15__13
3 years ago
is that the right one?
3 years ago
That's the one. Esspensive....
3 years ago
alright...........
3 years ago
Wait, the first Counterstrike? Id play that with you.
3 years ago
I sucked at it in 98, im sure il be even suckier now.
3 years ago
V. 1.6!
3 years ago
ive never played it but i can gaurantee ill suck
3 years ago
We can take MetalFace, together...
3 years ago
Yeah, the tricky thing is understanding the guns. They all have unique recoil that are true to real life. Spraying rarely works.
3 years ago
But, that Metalfag guy is never online anyway, lets just go do something else...
3 years ago
Same with that ungarmax ninny
3 years ago
and that faggot wizardsleeves
3 years ago
Steam is being a faggot. It's been "connecting" for 10 minutes...
3 years ago
Its on your end...
3 years ago
I already emailed yak about it.
3 years ago
I used to have that problem, can't remember how i fixed it

Something about deleting certain files in the steam folder
3 years ago
*all of them other then steamapps
3 years ago
@jrob? Yes...@jrob.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7AgpaeTaVw
3 years ago
Jrob says : Indeed
3 years ago
Fuck it I'll just play my gameboy emulator

* MetalFace boots up firered *
3 years ago
well i bought it,you better play with me sometimes boy
3 years ago
He can only afford one game every two months, you should feel bad...
3 years ago
Tricks Jrob into buying a game.

Doesn't even log in.
3 years ago
i think he works for steam or something
3 years ago
I wonder how many of jrobs buckets will be neglected this Christmas because of Metal
3 years ago
I'm using le google to try and fix it....
3 years ago
i dont plan on playing gamez tonight anyway
3 years ago
Still want to figure it out.
3 years ago
yeah ill get on that jewrobe
3 years ago
nobody ever wants to play with me :(
not even conky
3 years ago
Typical steam forum:

"I am running windows 8 64bit blah blah and I have X problem"

"me too also windows 8 64 bit"

"same windows 8 64 bit"

"i have same problem windoge 8 64 bit"

....

and so on
3 years ago
macfag problems.......
3 years ago
Winfags have the same problems.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/g48a6li.png
3 years ago
No...its on your end...
3 years ago
that was my wallpaper for like a month :(
3 years ago
for reals
3 years ago
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
I've had my mac for like 7 years now.....one power chord replaced, ram upgraded once, need a new fan and battery. I have been to the four corners of the internet and seen unspeakable things, and have never had a virus. I'm pretty glad I can't play WoW.
3 years ago
Since you missed the point, jorby, it's that all people want to do on those forums is brag about their software/components instead of offer solutions.
3 years ago
And they all have windows.
3 years ago
Did you try the 'deleting everything in your steam folder except steamapps' method? Works for almost everything.
3 years ago
*5 1/2
3 years ago
the premium price that apple charges for shit like ram is beyond faggoty
3 years ago
yeah im the last one you want to ask for tech support...barret is pretty reliable
3 years ago
* Barret goes to bed *


(no punky)
3 years ago
I don't want tech support...
3 years ago
who is this punky fellow you keep reffering to?
3 years ago
Some beautiful genius I think.
3 years ago
xzekiel The Iron Liver
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
I've had my mac for like 7 years now.....one power chord replaced, ram upgraded once, need a new fan and battery. I have been to the four corners of the internet and seen unspeakable things, and have never had a virus. I'm pretty glad I can't play WoW.
6 minutes ago

Faggot, half the world is still using Windows XP
report spam | like | stfu
3 years ago
NICE SPELLING CREOLE FAG
3 years ago
...
3 years ago
Speling bea winrar!
3 years ago
......and then my computer died.....
3 years ago
im sure the 100 a year i spend on norton is still cheaper than buying a mac
3 years ago
"mac" was he name zekes ex used for the candy cane dildo she raped him with
3 years ago
true
3 years ago
sigh
3 years ago
repetitive unfunny fuck
3 years ago
come up with some new material old man........
3 years ago
jrobs white knighting zeke.....hahahaha the 2 guys that claim to be able to mouth their own organ....you guys are "sticking together"
3 years ago
HEY ZEKE CANDY CANE IN YOUR ANUS HUEHUEHUEHEU
3 years ago
new material is what your ex needed for the bed after anally raping you with a candy cane
3 years ago
You take candy cane's in the anus after burning down my house then call your ex
HUEHUE
3 years ago
this shit is getting pretty pathetic old man
3 years ago
hahahahaha...whats getting old is you crying because you cant take it
3 years ago
you're right,the boredom is killing me
3 years ago
Does your ex ever come visit you on the swamp that you created and stick candy canes up your ass liar? Does she know you burned down my house?
3 years ago
your ex candy cane is burnt swamp dik has spokenHEUEHUEHUE
3 years ago
its only funny when i do it
3 years ago
fucking crybabues
3 years ago
its like when my grandpa had alzheimers and told the same story over and over and i had to humor him and act like i was paying attention
3 years ago
never have i seen noobs so easy to pwn
3 years ago
hey dik

remember that time candy candy?

remember that time fire?

remember that time ex?

good times
3 years ago
exz fire candy swmap crbyabiess
3 years ago
pwned
3 years ago
swmap crbyabiess is gonna be my new alt
3 years ago
Aaaaaand....



Runoff?
3 years ago
seems like it
3 years ago
/dik retreats to chat
3 years ago
took longer than I thought.
3 years ago
inb4 4chan kid

inb4 zeke ex/swamp/candycandy/fire

inb4 noobs
3 years ago
it is impossible to run me off...i dont really see the reason why youre upset
3 years ago
candycandy zeke fire ex swamp 4chan kid noobs
3 years ago
inb4 circle head
3 years ago
if anything im the victim here
3 years ago
^literally have seen that half a dozen times
3 years ago
repetitive nonsense
3 years ago
So what's the story with the swamp?
3 years ago
half dozen is being generous as fuck
3 years ago
/dik gets run off

/dik reads that people know he has been run off

/dik goes into maximum damage control mode
3 years ago
zeke left the hose running and fell asleep drubk while the range was open...flooded it...
true
3 years ago
dik has been run off

by Bono
3 years ago
haha pwned
3 years ago
say something that you havent said a thousand times before dik
3 years ago
basically we tried to help zeke run the driving range but he was too drunk
3 years ago
flooded five acres with a garden hose
dik physics
3 years ago
such a sad sad old man
3 years ago
Sounds to me like he was just trying to make an ice skating rink for all the cherldren.
3 years ago
we tried harder than zeke tried..zeke used it as a free ride on his fathers dime...he turned away customers in mid day because he was drunk.....true
3 years ago
youve said that before....but thats what you do
3 years ago
notice how dik is skating around accusations of repetition... so that he can repeat himself.
3 years ago
"used it as a free ride"
that's why I'm sitting in a new house...
3 years ago
repitition is the key....i think thats tr's catch phrase
3 years ago
well he does like skating
3 years ago
* Bono looks at yak. *


Well man, I have to offer you my congratulations, you've done some fucking AMAZING work man.

dik is the most realistic bot I've ever seen
3 years ago
It's almost like we're chatting with a REAL user!
3 years ago
we suggested he get a bigfoot statue and put it in the parking lot to atract tourists.....great idea..he refused...we suggested glow in the dark balls...totally doable..he refused...we suggested getting off his ass and cleaning once in a whiler..refused
3 years ago
more deflection
3 years ago
classic dik
3 years ago
i almost feel bad for him
3 years ago
its all true
3 years ago
it is true....a bigfoot statue is thousands of dollars and I need to paint a shitload of balls this winter
3 years ago
the best bigfoot statue I could muster is a stuffed suit
3 years ago
zeke cym
3 years ago
oh hi..whats goin on in this thread?..holy shit,this thread is from march,2011
3 years ago
just taking out the trash,nothing to see here
3 years ago
dik never lies...unlike you pussies with your fake fucking videos...you make me want to puke...then eat the puke
3 years ago
i was about to call you "candy asses" but i guess onlyy one of you little bitches is a real candy ass!
3 years ago
diks true colors are shining through in this thread
3 years ago
hahahahaha
3 years ago
repetitive bag of precanned insults
3 years ago
jrob has spoken
3 years ago
yeah hes really circling the drain about now
3 years ago
pwned
3 years ago
you said i was repetitive like 4 times jiffy pop...know what im gettin at?
pwned
3 years ago
nice try hasbeen
3 years ago
wait..he hasnt trotted out a squatch reference yet
3 years ago
yesterdays news
3 years ago
remember when dik was a respected member?
3 years ago
i dont
3 years ago
your mothers a squatch!
3 years ago
i think he made that up
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
well you know jwow you could just ignore me.........
3 years ago
I just took a massive dump. What did I miss?
3 years ago
why would i ignore someone i can so easily pwn?
3 years ago
jwow....dug deep for that one
3 years ago
CYM
3 years ago
I did, right before I let the kraken loose
3 years ago
you have titles for your turds?
3 years ago
thats so repetative..the kracken.........
3 years ago
hey i have an idea why dont you repeat some shit i say back to me
3 years ago
this is starting to get kinda sad
3 years ago
"circle" of life Pi
3 years ago
only the exceptional ones Billy
3 years ago
GET IT??????
3 years ago
wow, dik never actually responds to input, he just sees names and starts talking.

i think the fact that he's coherent is enough to prove that he's rattled. he's mad. he's afraid.


he's lost.
3 years ago
i get it,but its just not funny anymore :(
3 years ago
This is getting rape-etitive.
3 years ago
you had a good run dik,time to move on buddy
3 years ago
fact.....you stupid bitches repeat the shit we said years ago....almost all of you do...i cant think of one single original idea any of you thought up.....prove me wrong
3 years ago
hahah,hes said that at least a thousand times
3 years ago
prove me wrong
3 years ago
he's like a retarded parrot
3 years ago
That's not true


FUCK YOU WHUNU

......so "original"
3 years ago
are you calling me repetative AGAIN?
3 years ago
i mean basically i shoved your face so far in the dirt you popped up just aniother tr....
3 years ago
your game is so transparent and weak
3 years ago
wanko invented fuck you whunu
3 years ago
and you thought it was so hilarious you couldn't stop parroting it.....
3 years ago
seems to be working on you jploop
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
Really, it's a very crafty comment......gold
3 years ago
hahahhaahhahahah
he's litterally trembling with rage right now
3 years ago
say something new dik
3 years ago
now's your chance to be original
3 years ago
(we all know thats not possible)
3 years ago
are you saying im repetative?
3 years ago
again?
3 years ago
that is what we're purporting, yes
3 years ago
im saying youre a hasbeen and you cant compete with me you old worthless bitch
3 years ago
new mucho is to bright and shiny for you old man
3 years ago
go back to chat
3 years ago
one more chance for you to come up with a new insult...
3 years ago
GO!
3 years ago
DAMN! Jrob is runnin shit
3 years ago
well i wish you guys had mentioned before that i was being repetative...i would have stopped
3 years ago
i had no idea
3 years ago
i dont run shit around here i just like exposing fake people
3 years ago
ohw weird hes repeating himself again
3 years ago
first im hearing of this
3 years ago
i hope this thread has at least opened some eyes
3 years ago
hahahahaha
3 years ago
hahahahahaJAHA
3 years ago
...............
3 years ago
xzekiel The Iron Liver
i agree, dik is funny
4 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
jrob2020
when he's not being a repetitive faggot
4 months ago
3 years ago
^nvr funy man
3 years ago
did you count the coins yet you fuck?
3 years ago
so are you saying this isnt the first time ive been called repetative???
3 years ago
It's either loslobos, me, jenbirdy or toaster
it's right in that range
3 years ago
CruelHM
Before I put you on full ignore...you really are a cocky, deluded fuck, huh? There you go again trying to tell the site owners who they should ban. This is NOT your site dik...do you know that yet?
YOU got Wanko banned indirectly...nobody else. Deal with that fact.
And when it comes to originality? You are the absolute last person to pass comment. You repeat the same 15 words and phrases...just alter their order...you dirty bitch yappy bucket of fuck. (See how easy it is to be you?).
5 years ago
3 years ago
of course not some people are more receptive than others
3 years ago
or....was jrob hust saying im repetative over and over and over?
3 years ago
nickles are ready for counting....
3 years ago
keep grasping at straws you sad little man
3 years ago
im calling the irony police!..in zekes case the ironing police because thats what he will be doing to pay off the booze bill at the flooded driving range!
3 years ago
rerun
3 years ago
Do ironing? People do that?
3 years ago
Who the fuck irons for a living? I think you're out of touch, dik. This isn't the 50's anymore.
3 years ago
mexicans?
3 years ago
look at the sad, broken down old man.
3 years ago
how can one be both vain and homeless?
3 years ago
I think Asians have a monopoly on the laundromats
3 years ago
What I don't get is why mexicans are all housekeepers.....whose bright idea was it to trust a mexican to make things clean?
3 years ago
I digress...
3 years ago
fabuloso son
3 years ago
any of you calling someone else repetitive....
hahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
3 years ago
the mexican pinesol
3 years ago
how much OC have you posted yak?

oh.
3 years ago
* possum regrins and rescampers *
3 years ago
i guess the fact of the matter is if i hadnt actually made mucho you would still be on 4chan spamming desudesudesu

so i will have to live with that shame forever
3 years ago
you mean, if you hadn't paid a bunch of indians.
3 years ago
no.. i mean what i said
3 years ago
Boners got the stink of 4chan all over him
3 years ago
do you niggers only come here,are we supposed to be faithful to mucho and not cheat on this greasy whore?
3 years ago
you act like that's a bad thing.

4chan is where to get all the fresh content before it's recycled into vanilla sputum by reddit, tumblr, imgur, facebook, twitter, 9gag, and every other piece of shit content-driven cesspool.
3 years ago
i just thought it was funny all the people in this thread trying to 'bother' dik (who i am 100% sure doesnt gaf) by saying he is repetitive, when.. well.. yea..........
its just really funny
3 years ago
oh... and keep calling him repetitive over and over...

get it?


hilarious
3 years ago
I'll bet you a good portion of jrob's gore comes from 4chan.

Lots of my .gifs do.

Hell, even possum's posts originate there.
3 years ago
BEFORE liveleak
3 years ago
why are you so mad dik finally got exposed for the fraud he is?
3 years ago
>implying it was a secret
3 years ago
i still dont get how im repetitive ...its news to me
3 years ago
lol @ 'sticking up' for 4chan

hahahaha

see dik... its like effortless
3 years ago
haha dik told on us
3 years ago
Squidley thinks everything he posts is new too.
3 years ago
YAK THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME
3 years ago
yeah, dik told on us and yak is gonna do his best dik impression until we're bored right out of this thread.

goodnight everybody
3 years ago
i actually did say you guys were ganging up on me
3 years ago
its mean
3 years ago
i came here to rescue dik to be honest... cuz he needed it
3 years ago
thats a run off richie cunningham
3 years ago
he did honestly
3 years ago
poor guy
3 years ago
yakdik runoff #1 for the night
3 years ago
THIS IS ALL HE HAS GUYS
3 years ago
i just cant believe jrob thinks i repetitive...at first..but after he kept telling me over and over it started to hit home...like hit home like the home zeke burned down
3 years ago
do you even type anymore or do you have random words you just copypaste to form sentences?
3 years ago
xzekiel The Iron Liver
Squidley thinks everything he posts is new too.
5 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
3 years ago
zekes favorite movie "the hunger games ..catching fire (like when i burned diks house down"
3 years ago
funny stuff
3 years ago
original too
3 years ago
when zeke watches the towering inferno he roots for the fire
3 years ago
what? are you saying?
3 years ago
i repeat myself?
3 years ago
i thought what i said was pretty straightforward buddy
3 years ago
zeke has backdraft on his kindle
3 years ago
bare with him... hes old and confused jrob.. explain it to him one more time
3 years ago
this thread owned you even yaks zekehate cant save you
3 years ago
hey you can take a horse to water but you shouldnt burn the barn fown
3 years ago
and for the record me and zeke are bffs jrob
so suck it
3 years ago
i remember when you guys were actually bffs :(
good times
3 years ago
yea.. i remember now
3 years ago
he was my bff till he started talking about candy canes in july...then i found out about his bum orgies
3 years ago
r u n n o f t
3 years ago
hey look, he's never put a t on the end of it before......who says dik's not original?
3 years ago
actually i have greasybutt
3 years ago
gone nearly an hour and comes back with greasybutt
3 years ago
my butts not greasy
3 years ago
oh your butt...ya well i hope she greased it..
3 years ago
if she didnt i guess your scars arent just emotional
3 years ago
ba donk !
3 years ago
yep, bacon grease....
3 years ago
looks like i put the erved in served here
3 years ago
only after you went crying to yak and I bounced
3 years ago
well i bet you bounce a lot considering your alcoholism and flab
3 years ago
hahahaha
3 years ago
Most of you fags in this thread say the same things because you're here every moment of every day, how could you not?

Fucking diseased layabouts!
3 years ago
Man the roundheadedness of this thread is astounding.
3 years ago
How about 2 shits or a rat's ass?
3 years ago
One or the other huh...
3 years ago
yahhh
3 years ago
I have a unopened copy of Mrs. Doubtfire on VHS somewhere.
3 years ago
If it was patch adams you'd have a deal.
3 years ago
^FAG...




....GUT
3 years ago
IDGARA
3 years ago
A kiss
3 years ago
WINNER
3 years ago
^LOSER
3 years ago
Metal, meet me in Hillsboro Village, SON. I will smack your face, BOY. lol
3 years ago
LOL

Punky just called you a loser.

HAHAHAHA.
3 years ago
^awkward I was just kidding, Barret. 8(
3 years ago
Notice that he didn't stfu you, i think you are growing on him.
3 years ago
wat?
3 years ago
lol! Metal loves me. (hehehe)
3 years ago
Punky, you realize Metal isn't in this thread right?
3 years ago
yes, but he will be remembered, sir.
3 years ago
no.... he didn't realize
3 years ago
Bitcoins
3 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
I'm going to allow this.
3 years ago
Really? Because I have 2.5 bitcoins at the moment and they're flirting with $1000 each
3 years ago
I think I win.
3 years ago
Is your keyboard in 3D?
3 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
It's in like....6D
3 years ago
*9er-D
3 years ago
Designated Punky Thread, under this line.




----------------------------------------------------


Sup Punky?
3 years ago
sup bro
3 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
SUP


PUNKY
3 years ago
NOTTA, JUST DOING SOME CAP-LOCKS, WHILE TOUCHING MYSELF. 8)
3 years ago
>>> d8)
3 years ago
Oh.

Real men use the shift key.

* Bono says sup to jorb *
3 years ago
BUT CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR KEWL
3 years ago
stop saying that, Bono. You repetitive fuck. 8P
3 years ago
I would stop saying things if they ever sank in.

You'll forget it by the time you comment again.
3 years ago
JORB SUCKS OVER ())) COCKS
3 years ago
Real men have caps always on, then use shift to type in small letters.
3 years ago
@Bono *My butt-hole 8)
3 years ago
touche
3 years ago
Press Ctrl Alt while rubbing your helmet, it's wonderful.
3 years ago
Real men use macs.

* MetalFace dodges exploding thread *
3 years ago
I'll offer you a PC for your sticker.
3 years ago
You poor thing.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/6uvgSQ3.png
3 years ago
Very funny but you already used that one.
3 years ago
doesnt count if its in super secret threads
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/kNBLboP.png
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/558xzFA.png
3 years ago
PC FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"PC" >>>>"PIECE OF CRAP".
3 years ago
Anti virus?

Nope, mac
3 years ago
Would you trade his skid marked undies?
3 years ago
@jorb

that shit pic is already on Mucho, tagged Bono
3 years ago
I can't think of a post that hasn't been dedicated to me, actually
3 years ago
@MF Preach on, brother...preach on....
3 years ago
True. I wrote "for Bono" on my sign in my guitar vid. It's written super small
3 years ago
$600 for a phone we didn't improve?

YUP

APPLE
3 years ago
BUT ITS NEW
3 years ago
The 5 was an improvement. 5S and you're just paying for gold plating. And my battery lasts all fucking day tyvm
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slf3GgxqusI
3 years ago
>lasts for a day being used sporadically every couple minutes

>my gameboy can stay on for 48 hours straight using a pair of double A batteries
3 years ago
Yeah, still no gb emulator for app store :(
3 years ago
my iphone4 battery lasts all day as long as i dont make the screen light up :(
3 years ago
hahaha! I feel ya, jrob?
3 years ago
Psh, I can talk all day and fap all night on my 5
3 years ago
@jrob *long as
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ps99Ngn.jpg
3 years ago
ii was wondering why you were so quiet
3 years ago
Also im pretty sure that was freshie not bono.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/TWPgn6b.jpg
3 years ago
I was wondering why you're such an alligator killer?
3 years ago
hhahahahah
3 years ago
TAKE YOUR "HAHAHAHAHA'S" SOME WHERE ELSE, YOU FAGGOT-BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER!!!
3 years ago
punkypwnd
3 years ago
who?
3 years ago
hehehe....




....BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
Punkybruiser, the guy that just pwnd you.
3 years ago
Your punkyblocker must being running at max capacity jorb.
3 years ago
Take your caps lock off, you meth smoking,skinny pete looking mother fucker
3 years ago
its so nice having a punkyblock
3 years ago
You gonna take that from Kurupt jrob?
3 years ago
the false new comment notifications will take some getting used to though
3 years ago
he was talking to metalface n00b!
3 years ago
Pretty sure metalface didn't resort to caps in this thread.
3 years ago
Only the punkylevel faggots.
3 years ago
he had caps on and used shift for lowecase noob
3 years ago
SUCK MY JUICY COCK, YOU BITCH-ASS MOTHER FUCKERS.
3 years ago
I was talking to punky, alright retpile
3 years ago
retpile?!?!?! WHERE??? SHOW YOUR FACE, SON!!!!
3 years ago
Kurupt tips his cap and bids farewell until tomorrow. And to answer your question punky, Barret is etpile.
3 years ago
this dude isn't even a pro fag ^
3 years ago
* MetalFace tips his caps lock *
3 years ago
Hmmm...
3 years ago
5)
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/BSUn3HG.jpg
3 years ago
2013 in pictures by Barret Sewerdude
3 years ago
too far bro
3 years ago
oh that was side-splitting
3 years ago
you know you love the attention gaytor biter
3 years ago
his comments are shit....so it works
3 years ago
I just laughed so hard I nearly lost my boner
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
I'll give you my sticker for yours.
3 years ago
Best. Offer. Yet.
3 years ago
I'll make you a sandwich..
3 years ago
You have to fold the meat all pretty.
3 years ago
Always..
3 years ago
You didn't on this one :(

http://i.imgur.com/05rpZe7.jpg
3 years ago
It's folded.
3 years ago
You must be thinking of what we call "bunching"
3 years ago
Ahh, yes that's it. Like a subway commercial.
3 years ago
Yeah I can do that, can't guarantee your going to want to eat the sandwich by the time it gets to you..
3 years ago
Not making a strong case for yourself here...
3 years ago
I'm just saying that this is the holiday season and mail runs slower. I can seal it in a plastic bag before I put it in a shipping box and sent it to you if you would like.
3 years ago
Why is Aka's bread full of black spots? :(

It looks pretty tasty though.

8/10 would run tongue over then serve to a noob.
3 years ago
pumpernickel and rye swirl bread
3 years ago
marbled barret
3 years ago
The fuck did you just call me?
3 years ago
not now......cereal
3 years ago
Ill suck your dick but I'm not going to tickle your balls, that'd just be gay.
3 years ago
You have to fold the meat all pretty.
3 years ago
i will shave my moustache and send it to you
3 years ago
I'll trade you for a care package including a mystery item ...... (Not underwear...)
3 years ago
yeah, right
3 years ago
* Sporty high fives himself *
3 years ago
Deal of a lifetime
3 years ago
tough choice but id go for the possum stache if i were you bro
3 years ago
i'll even throw in a few pubes
3 years ago
Be careful though...her panties smell like balls for some odd reason...
3 years ago
^knows what balls smell like
3 years ago
Like you dont...
3 years ago
* possum sniffs finger *
3 years ago
I mean what guy hasnt scratched em and smelled his fingers :-P
3 years ago
everyone loves their own flavor
3 years ago
A quadriplegic
3 years ago
Mystery linen, eh? Like a pillowcase? Also, is the whole package a mystery?
3 years ago
Dont you know that would suck zeke?
3 years ago
how about if i include everything i find while counting spare change that isnt money?
3 years ago
speaking of which
3 years ago
I will send you a week's supply of mystery canned foods MF
3 years ago
Yes, the whole package is a mystery....

* Jenbirdy looks all mysterious like *
3 years ago
(that's canned goods minus the labels)
3 years ago
Can you give me an estimated size and weight of the package?
3 years ago
It will fit in a passenger seat.....


And weigh less than 20lb.
3 years ago
it's a globe :(
3 years ago
worst mystery package ever
3 years ago
lol I read item as linen... WHAT A RETARD
3 years ago
It is NOT a globe
3 years ago
I actually wouldn't mind a globe.... Final question: would you give it to your favorite child as a gift?
3 years ago
hahahahahaa
3 years ago
now I think I will include a mystery linen.....
3 years ago
But you didn't answer my question...
3 years ago
hmmmm, that's tricky..... as a gift now? No. Maybe when they were grown
3 years ago
So it's an adult themed gift eh...
3 years ago
nope, not r rated
3 years ago
Hmm...I'll pray on that. Kind of wish it was a globe
3 years ago
its a large paper bag full of dog shit
3 years ago
a few more hints...

it's not bodily fluid or shit :p


It might make you chuckle


it's definitely not underwear (poss....)
3 years ago
If it's not jb fluids what's the point?
3 years ago
interesting trades considered? how about for screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt....
3 years ago
What no heroin?
3 years ago
hey man... its heroin, not shareoin!
3 years ago
hey man dont bogart that tar
3 years ago
So, I got a new.laptop last week that runs windows.8..... I literally hate it's face.... I think I'm going to return it tomorrow
3 years ago
i always took you for a macfag jerby :(
3 years ago
my studio software only runs pc :p
3 years ago
I got one two weeks ago... 8 is a heap of shit.
3 years ago
the thing crashed today! for no.fucking reason, updated to 8.1 and immediately had dll errors. I hate it, fucking hate it.


Windows 8 : forget everything you've ever known about Windows



I felt like an 80 year old first touching a computer :(
3 years ago
Fucking noob....8.1 is the shit! ;-)
3 years ago
no, no sir, I don't like it :(
3 years ago
Has anyone tried "classic shell"? Supposed to convert it more to a 7 format.
3 years ago
Yeah, there are tons of good Start Button Getter Backer Plugins.
3 years ago
But 8.1 might be a good idea too.
3 years ago
I'll make you a sweet mixtape
3 years ago
How about some sweet tits on a pic or something?
3 years ago
you can shove that tape up your ass sideways...
3 years ago
thats the cover of the mixtape
3 years ago
I assumed you'd be just drowning in stickers as yak's bestie.
3 years ago
I have stickers :( You can never have too many, though. And squat would have to be my bestie for that to happen, really.
3 years ago
Well I'd never say no to a mixtape from you. Nudity or otherwise.
3 years ago
another one bites the dust
3 years ago
jeebus dude
3 years ago
What poss? SHE GETS ME OK?
3 years ago
^metalcat
3 years ago
More nonsense.
3 years ago
I had a possum try to attack me yesterday when I left my office, stop sending your minions.
3 years ago
I may have given up on Heather nudes but that doesn't mean I've ruled out sending her mine.
3 years ago
* MetalFace does pushups....cock pushups *
3 years ago
Heather@muchosucko.com
3 years ago
No doy :P
3 years ago
just.... making sure
3 years ago
The only question is how fast would the inner circle be laughing and sharing lewd photos of meatface?
3 years ago
what inner circle :(
3 years ago
You, toaster, yak, other canadians...
3 years ago
I'm a one man wolf pack
3 years ago
I better get that mixtape....
3 years ago
hah
3 years ago
Way to blow my gumption
3 years ago
hexagon, not circle
3 years ago
I'm not Canadian :(
3 years ago
You're still a part of the inner circle.
3 years ago
pacific northwest / canada....what's the diff?
3 years ago
My muchomail is legitimately on the fritz. The outgoing mail server will not send mail... Sorry Heather :(
3 years ago
that is legitimately a lie
3 years ago
I had the same problem at first, then it worked for a spell, but now it's back to it's old tricks
3 years ago
outgoing server mail.muchosucko.com, custom port 25... should I use ssl?
3 years ago
MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE THE FUCKING EMAIL THAT WAS SENT TO YOU WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS
3 years ago
outgoing:
smtp server: smtp.muchosucko.com
port 25, security starttls
normal password authentication method
username metalface@muchosucko.com
3 years ago
I obviously followed the instructions if it worked at some point... I don't have a starttls option for my mail app however...
3 years ago
IT'S OBVIOUSLY ON MY END
3 years ago
WTF is this inner circle business? Do I get another shirt or something
3 years ago
ill do the gravy challenge.
3 years ago
Dafuq is that?
3 years ago
Everyone knows about it....do some lurking...=]
3 years ago
* MetalFace muchopedia's gravy challenge *
3 years ago
dont gimmie that bullshit lobos and zeke. Im going to fucking deliver.
3 years ago
i have to down 2 pints of gravy under 60 seconds.
3 years ago
meh - boner challenges are pre-mooted
3 years ago
S'posed to do that two months ago, js
3 years ago
You were supposed to do it a month ago, Toby
3 years ago
Hehe, oops
3 years ago
If you actually post the gravy challenge I'll nigger you right the fuck out of the top spot.
3 years ago
month and a half...
3 years ago
What the fuck does that even mean bono?
3 years ago
What the nigger do you nigger it niggers, nigger?
3 years ago
oooooo. Nah bro. You aint gonna beat it.
3 years ago
You arent THAT LEET. Calm your tits.
3 years ago
repetition is the key
3 years ago
Gravy
3 years ago
I fear I'm going to have to end up setting the bar for the gravy challenge in between my next prc and sambuca challenge :(
3 years ago
Hell no, let that welcher finish what he started
3 years ago
Geez is there no standards anymore. Me thinks it's time to step it up on holding people to their words
3 years ago
It's pretty sad, but the only muchoer who doesn't welch on promises is Obono.
3 years ago
Most don't make promises, Toby did.
3 years ago
Yak...

1. No t-shirt
2. No sticker
3. No beer challenge
4. Fucking lying gypsy.
3 years ago
DRANK YO GRAVY, BOAH!
3 years ago
No t-shirt and no beer challenge...
Biggest welcher of them all
3 years ago
Not to mention hypocrite
3 years ago
and he's short
3 years ago
Heather coming in with the cold jab to the heart
3 years ago
it was coming anyway
3 years ago
I was focusing specifically on his welching
3 years ago
Maybe maybe not, haven't seen freshie here in a while
3 years ago
Most expensive invisible t-shirt I ever bought.
3 years ago
It still looks good on me, I just wish Squidcafe was closer so I could drop in to say hello.
3 years ago
i did the beer challenge i just refuse to be puppetmastered by yak
everyone who sent their address when they were emailed got stickers
i am a lying fucking gypsy
and the tshirt.. well.. blame zeke
3 years ago
literally... im being brutally honest here...
it actually is his fault
3 years ago
well, i made several requests for a sticker... i even offered to pay via paypal... no response from you guys. i attempted to send you an email via yak@muchosucko, but it kept bouncing back for some reason. gave up.
3 years ago
the reason is thats not my email (that would be my guess, i'll assume the error says as much)
admin@muchosucko.com is the email...

* yak eats a muchosnack *

another mystery solved
3 years ago
* possum waves at clinton and jillian *
3 years ago
and scampers
3 years ago
Are muchosnacks part of this months inner circle care package .... or have I said too much?
3 years ago
* MetalFace emails admin about getting a muchosnack *
3 years ago
you have been excommunicated
leave your robe at the door
3 years ago
At least I got my shirt and you can't take that back!
3 years ago
* yak takes it back *

3 years ago
You'll have to pry it off my cold dead (but luscious) chest
3 years ago
toaster rape-whistles
3 years ago
women can't be raped silly, I was probably asking for it
3 years ago
Legitimate rape.
3 years ago
But anyway, let's talk more about your luscious chest.
3 years ago
what about it :( I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about it outside of the inner circle. I'm not quite sure of the rules since I just learned that I'm in it
3 years ago
You're such a rebel.
3 years ago
You don't even know man
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster burns her bra *
3 years ago
Pics plz. metalface@muchosucko.com
3 years ago
I would never actually burn my bra :( they're too expensive
3 years ago
Custom ordered g-cups?
3 years ago
not custom ordered, but hard to find and spendy yo
3 years ago
Wait, did I guess the cup size correctly?
3 years ago
Nope :( cup size is negotiable though depending on what company you go through. Some measure large, some small. I'm 40 under and 53 around, so the bra I'm wearing is a special DDD but some places I'd be an H. It all just really depends
3 years ago
* MetalFace takes notes *


but some visual aids would be helpful ;)
3 years ago
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2hzlc2v.jpg[/IMG]
3 years ago
*sigh* ignore the [IMG] bs I'm bad at internetting
3 years ago
......
3 years ago
I thought a diagram would help
3 years ago
I was more looking for a personal example.
3 years ago
http://imgur.com/H2DKnUg
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/H2DKnUg.jpg
3 years ago
there ya go brother
3 years ago
Nice link fail noob.
3 years ago
stfu and move along fgt
3 years ago
FAKE NO SIGN
3 years ago
its just for perspective man. youre being rude brother
3 years ago
she has nice boobies
3 years ago
Rude on mucho??
3 years ago
i also like the glasses
3 years ago
* possum motorboats *
3 years ago
If you made her a lot fatter + 1/2 sasquatch it would be fitting
3 years ago
can i trade mine too?
3 years ago
so far the best offer is a mystery box (presumably full of mismatched linens)
but if you'd like to, go right ahead
3 years ago
cup of cum
3 years ago
Fuck up semen demon!
3 years ago
Oy lovespray ow ya goin' ya cunt?
3 years ago
Good as gold bud ya self?… I've been flat out atm but trying to make more time to get on here.
3 years ago
That's what everyone says when they wanna let us down easy.
3 years ago
Need more lovespray mayhem around here
3 years ago
Yeah we'll it's the truth 13hr days and shit… Really starting to make my cock curl… Getting over it.
3 years ago
I'll make a period blood painting by sitting on a piece of paper. Vag print n all
3 years ago
Frame included
3 years ago
With sign.
3 years ago
Of course
3 years ago
I have two stickers for that
3 years ago
Plenty of blood to go around
3 years ago
You will be the sticker queen!
3 years ago
I hope it's a scratch and sniff sticker/painting.
3 years ago
Let's start by winning this shit first
* loslobos holds thumbs *
3 years ago
Eh it can be
3 years ago
^sweet
3 years ago
Later fags
* loslobos goes back to work *
3 years ago
Catch ya cunt!
3 years ago
Well that wasn't very nice
3 years ago
She love's it!
3 years ago
I meant her
3 years ago
Righto.
3 years ago
I'l trade you a box of hermetic mackerel in tomato sauce.
3 years ago
Fake no pickled herring
3 years ago
F U im not a Swedefaggot
3 years ago
pippa min snop barret.
3 years ago
Burn in hell, Quisling
3 years ago
^helsling
3 years ago
....
3 years ago
lycka till barret
3 years ago
Im going out for more mackerel, see ya later ya pack a cunts
3 years ago
Go slice a cheese norcunt.
3 years ago
catch ya next pudding.
3 years ago
*time
3 years ago
quiz my thig on a pick.
3 years ago
I'm having problems breathing.
The room is spinning.
My chest hurts.
My head feels like its going to burst.

Are you sick Barret? Nope, just carrying in the groceries.
3 years ago
* Barret vomits logs and falls asleep *
3 years ago
You should maybe consider giving up the Pepsi
3 years ago
I know that's ironic coming from me, but....
3 years ago
Liquid carbs are a bitch
3 years ago
* xzekiel sleeps with Barret *
3 years ago
I moved on to tea now,

Tea. Hot. Earl Grey. YEAH.
3 years ago
iced tea ftw
3 years ago
I rubbed a couple out then was wide awake again.
3 years ago
Oh were we talking about beverages?
3 years ago
* Barret finally catches breath again *
3 years ago
Your very own 'Make a MetalFace'
3 years ago
I'l do a Naked MetalFace
3 years ago
You would, faggot.
3 years ago
Nice avi's cunts.
3 years ago
Top offers so far (in no particular order):

Period blood painting - loslobos
Make a MetalFace - Jones
Make a Naked MetalFace - Barret
Mystery Box with mystery linen - Jenbirdy
Mixtape with boobies on the cover - Heather
Slap ya mama seasoning - Jrob
3 years ago
Erh i actually just meant a regular naked possum shop
3 years ago
Fine, you're off the list.
3 years ago
no room for mediocrity here
3 years ago
thats basically my christmas wishlist right there
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/u89t40J.jpg
3 years ago
Barret you sick fuck
3 years ago
I simply made her sexy
3 years ago
hahahha
3 years ago
Ok, I can get you like one thing from that list.
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r75BFcH4u2k
3 years ago
That's the creepiest video
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABzh6hTYpb8
3 years ago
y u no comment on my vid!
3 years ago
wont play for me :/
3 years ago
Not available in your country?
3 years ago
unsupported format
3 years ago
What a waste a perfect song and video
3 years ago
OK, MetalFace, my 2nt offer, 2 boxes of stinkbombs and a Swastika patch.. Or three boxes of stinkbombs and no patch.. http://i.imgur.com/Lc12O0t.jpg
3 years ago
How fucking random is that? I would definitely accept.
3 years ago
I think it's a fair and unique trade.
3 years ago
It's a damn fine offer
3 years ago
meh
3 years ago
So do we have a deal?
3 years ago
Bro, no one wants your mustache remnants. Maybe just a pic without it...
3 years ago
* Akameldon sweepkicks Poss off porch.. *
3 years ago
Get him to throw in a can of his patented Aka spinach, And it's deal time.
3 years ago
Watch it KURUPT, don't up the postal rate on me..
3 years ago
* possum cries *
3 years ago
My bad petal.
3 years ago
Sorry Poss.. here..
* Akameldon gives Poss day old Chinese leftovers.. *
3 years ago
* Akameldon begins to set up offer #3 *
3 years ago
And throw in a towel so he can cover himself up for fuck sake. I have naked possum burned on my retinas.
3 years ago
Poss, for Gods sake put something on..
3 years ago
poss who is the damn winner!
3 years ago
9 PM CST
3 years ago
So whats offer 3 Aka, A pack of whistlers and a DVD of Romper Stomper?
3 years ago
OK MetalFace, Offer #3.. a pair of 3D glasses.. http://i.imgur.com/8L5kO65.jpg
3 years ago
For all you anaglyth porn needs.. and old 3D movies..
3 years ago
They look kinda pricey? You do remember this is all for a sticker.
3 years ago
They were only a couple of bucks on -bay..
3 years ago
offer #2 looks pretty good to me... damn, is all this shit worth it for a measly little MS sticker ? you could make one of equal or better quality for less hassle.......
3 years ago
Don't knock the sticker
3 years ago
After careful deliberation and no new offers I've decided to go with Akameldon's 2nd offer. Email me brotha, and we'll make the swap.
3 years ago
Christmas has come early for you Aka
3 years ago
good, i couldn't find any blank tapes anyway
3 years ago
Ok MetalFace, you got yourself a deal..
3 years ago
Plus you already have stickers, heather
3 years ago
I wonder what the postal price on that will set you back MF?
3 years ago
The price of a stamp KURUPT.
3 years ago
I was fuckin wit cha.
3 years ago
Have you any Idea how fucking much stamps are here?
3 years ago
Email on it's way in a few MetalFace.
3 years ago
No idea? There only something like 60 cent to post anywhere in the country over here. I hope your going to frame the fucking sticker, after all the bartering and 24 hours of suspenseful waiting?
3 years ago
I was fuckin wit cha.
3 years ago
And I will find a suitable place for the sticker KURUPT
3 years ago
Email sent MetalFace..
3 years ago
Blam! Turnaround
3 years ago
anything sent to my house by akameldon i would open in a hazmat suit...just sayin
3 years ago
Anything i sent to your house jrob I would personally deliver.. hehehe..
3 years ago
And to all that lost I have this to say.. http://muchosucko.com/88271/The-Price-is-Right-Fail-Horn
3 years ago
as long as you bring a sammich and some good bud id let you in
3 years ago
you do realize youre severely over paying for a twenty cent sticker right?
3 years ago
not even the whole sticker...
3 years ago
That's a bit harsh on Aka, jrob about the hazard suit. He just dusted the stink bombs with Ricin for fun, not to hurt anyone.
3 years ago
Limited edition collectable, jorb. That's like saying a Mickey Mantle rookie card is just a 20¢ piece of cardstock.
3 years ago
SAMMMICHES FOR EVERYBODY!!
3 years ago
You don't need to big up that shitty stcker anymore MF. The transaction is completed.
3 years ago
Sore losers all of you.
3 years ago
* jrob2020 kicks rocks *
3 years ago
YOU R LOSS BITCH NEXT TIME YOU GO TO MAKE A NICE STEAK AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY SEASONING I HOPE YOU THINK OF ME
3 years ago
Whatcha got for seasoning jsteak?
3 years ago
i ofered him some slap ya mama seasoning for the sticker
3 years ago
SO GOOD ITLL MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YA MAMA
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/qS0Wow1.png
3 years ago
Hmm, Steak seasoning..
* Akameldon smells another trade and wonders what he has that jrob would be interested in.. *
3 years ago
its not really steak seasoning.....just like some all season.....like tony chacheres but better
3 years ago
Btw MetalFace , thanks, in looking for a proper box to ship said items I found a $20 winner on a scratch ticket that I had forgot about, day's just getting better..
3 years ago
Is it anything like blackened catfish seasoning? because I use that shit on everything.. even good on toast.
3 years ago
i put it on everything :(
i wouldnt recommend the "hot" like in my pic
its hot as fuck
thats why i still have some left :(
3 years ago
I thought this was just made up for the movie Friday after next? When Willie Jones bitch slaps his mother into the eye?
3 years ago
I have some customers that I make french toast for with the cajun seasoning on it, they say the mix of spice and the sweet from maple syrup is a very pleasant combination.
3 years ago
Shit just got real KURUPT.. literally..
3 years ago
How did shit just get real Aka? I can't keep reloading this fucking huge thread, it's taking forever and using up all my top up.
3 years ago
It's probably just a spicy old bay seasoning. And only noobs put anything but salt and cracked pepper on their steaks.
3 years ago
get a better computer?
3 years ago
You didn't think the spice was real KURUPT..
3 years ago
yeah thats all i put on my steaks......its good on fries and pork chops and basically any other meat though
3 years ago
Top up? are you on a fucking phone?
3 years ago
its bomb on popcorn too
3 years ago
As long as you're cooking it with propane...
3 years ago
taste the meat not the heat!
3 years ago
I actually dont spice my steaks that much, I prefer to cook them in a pan with fresh onions, peppers and thick cut mushrooms for extra flavor..+ salt & pepper.
3 years ago
i salt peeper,sear,cook to medium rare...eat
3 years ago
Popcorn, nice one jrob.
3 years ago
good shit,try it with some tony chachere's been doing that for years
3 years ago
I just take a bite of a cow and pop whole peppercorns in my mouth.
3 years ago
MetalFace eats like a real man..
3 years ago
then chase it with salt like a tequila shot?
3 years ago
No using a dongle Aka, Slap your MaMa seasoning sounds like some good shit. Did you go looking for stuff to bid with?
3 years ago
Damn now I'm hungry

* MetalFace makes a bacon grilled cheese *
3 years ago
I have one or 2 items jrob might or might not be interested in..
3 years ago
if he paypals me the cost of the product and postage ill send him some free of charge
3 years ago
Are you talking to me jrob? because that's easily doable.
3 years ago
yeah,wait till after christmas ill hook you up
3 years ago
Thats sounds good to me jrob, I'll remind you after the first of the year.
3 years ago
Hint to jrob, spice mixes like this do wonders for meatloaf.. Makes you actually want to eat it..
3 years ago
That's practically a pro-tip.
3 years ago
It looks like it's a couple of KG weight? Probably cost a fucking small fortune to post? I sent a Christmas hamper to my cousin in Australia with things from home. Crisps, tea bags, chocolate, bottle of whiskey, strong irish mustard and biscuits. Hamper cost €49.99, postage cost €70.
3 years ago
Let me know if it's too much to send and I'll work something out with you, aka.
3 years ago
just drive halfway and meet
3 years ago
What MetalFace? my package to you? Pffffft, it isn't going to cost me shit to sent it to you, besides, A Mucho deal is a Mucho Deal, in addition, if I thought the postage was going to outweigh the principal I would have not had made the offer.
3 years ago
cant be more than ten bucks to send if that
3 years ago
Are you kidding me jrob? the postage isn't going to be I bet over $3.00, the box weighs under 10oz...
3 years ago
yeah,but going to the post office surrounded by old ladies has to be worth at least 7.50
3 years ago
* Akameldon shudders.. *
3 years ago
True, get you a flat-rate box.
3 years ago
After all tis talk of food i have to ask,what do you do for Christmas dinner? I'm looking forward to turkey, ham, roast potatoes, carrots, sprouts, Potato croquettes and gravy. Fuckin delish.
3 years ago
christmas dinner in merka is basically another thanksgiving
3 years ago
It must take the good out of it, having the same big dinner so close to each other? I look forward to it all year round. And of course a reason to get shit faced in the middle of the afternoon.
3 years ago
jrob is right, but 2 good meals inside of a month is fine with me.
3 years ago
The meals don't have to be the same KURUPT, just big and good.
3 years ago
Compare your grilled cheese to mine then kill yourself

http://i.imgur.com/tNDTrV6.jpg
3 years ago
FUCKIN' A METALFACE!!
3 years ago
Who can resist Bacon and Cheese..
3 years ago
Only commies.
3 years ago
You burned the fucking toast
3 years ago
That's golden brown, noob.
3 years ago
it's grilled.. dumbass..
3 years ago
Game recognize game

* MetalFace fist bump explosions aka *
3 years ago
Seems my malware likes your grilled cheese.. http://i.imgur.com/9ac6Lj2.png
3 years ago
Fuckin hell sorry Aka, i forgot how serious you take sammiches.
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
It is kinda funny, reading his comment then reading the ad.
3 years ago
Who's comment you talking bout Aka, and what ad?
3 years ago
i had that virus too aka,i googled it and resolved it in ten minutes...
3 years ago
i forgot the name of it or i would help you with it
3 years ago
It's called "being dumb enough to use Microsoft security" jrob.. at least in my case.
3 years ago
Do a system restore to a couple of hours ago, and then run a full anti virus scan. Hope it works. I'm off to bed.
3 years ago
Goodnight KURUPT..
3 years ago
nah i had it and i have norton which i usually pretty foolproof,i googled it and had it gone in a few minutes
3 years ago
AKA: Download and run Malwarebytes (http://www.malwarebytes.org) - odds are good it will find & remove any malware in your system...
3 years ago
hai tinkles
3 years ago
I have never had a problem with norton, just gonna do a factory restore and install norton
3 years ago
Hey hey
3 years ago
Thanks Sprinkles.
3 years ago
i have norton/cc cleaner/spybot and never have any problems
3 years ago
ive never done any of that kind of shit on my macbook... its probably pretty dirty man
3 years ago
yeah, CC cleaner is good
3 years ago
I have windows 8.1 and nothing...and I never have any problems at all.
3 years ago
HAI JROB
3 years ago
windows 7 ftw
3 years ago
last time I ran it it cleaned out 2Gigs of crap from my pc...
3 years ago
HAY BEEFJERK
3 years ago
WHEN IS YOLOMAS GONNA START?
3 years ago
saturday is the the first day of yolomas :)
3 years ago
ive been waiting patiently :(
3 years ago
Do I even wanna know?..
3 years ago
weren't you here last christmas?
3 years ago
i hope bongwater makes a new poem
3 years ago
I think I suppressed these memories jrob..
3 years ago
its the most terrible time of the year :)
3 years ago
Ahh yes, the Holidays, drinking excessively, getting depressed, and fighting with your family.. funny how religious Holidays always bring out the best in people..
3 years ago
thats why ole poppa jerkstores gonna be spreading yoloday cheer buddy
3 years ago
Ok MetalFace, I shipped your package at 2:30 today first class mail so you should get it by Monday..
3 years ago
^^^ see above MetalFace ^^^
3 years ago
Hey Aka if MF fucks you over with the sticker? I have a solution, i spoke with a technician earlier who can print, Mucho Sucko. Com onto sticky back plastic, for around 6c. I'll gladly post it to you for free?
3 years ago
I pretty sure you have to pay yak royalties for that
3 years ago
Thanks KURUPT but I really don't think hes going to fuck me over.
3 years ago
um.....did he ever agree that he actually wanted the sandwich or whatever the fuck you sent him? Pretty sure he wanted heather's mix tape or jenbirdy's mystery box....
3 years ago
If he does, I will post his address as a "used condom recycling plant" and to please feel free to send as many as you want..
3 years ago
Read above Zeke, it's all here..
3 years ago
Fucking hell Aka. Like i went and spoke to fuckin technician.
3 years ago
Then be nice KURUPT and send us all a xmas present then.
3 years ago
Nah I'll pass
3 years ago
Yak is going to put Kurupt in Jew prison :(
3 years ago
I'll send you a complaint box zeke, since that's all you seem to do.
3 years ago
what the fuck was i complaining about you retard?
3 years ago
Stop complaining, zeke
3 years ago
See, even fuckhead knows what i'm on about.
3 years ago
he was being.........fuck it you're too stupid to explain shit to
3 years ago
Kurupt, It's almost like you blackout and just type shit.
3 years ago
Muchowitz?

No wait, come back to me I can do better
3 years ago
HI MF

* TheAllMightyToaster waves *
3 years ago
Yep. It's called being drunk and Irish disease.
3 years ago
hey HEY hey!
3 years ago
What cha up to there buddy
3 years ago
Not much, just feeling punny today so look out for that! How's tricks?
3 years ago
Puns are my favorite
3 years ago
Here's a short list of some of the camps for you to choose from Metal..
Abterode (BMW Eisenach)
Adorf
Allendorf (Gmbh zur Verwertung chem. Erzeugnisse)
Altenburg (HASAG)
Annaburg (Siebel-Flugzeugwerke)
Arnstadt (Poltewerke - aircraft engines)
Artern
Arolsen (SS officer school)
Ascherleben (Junker)
Baalberg
Bad Berja
Bad Handersheim (Bruns Apparatebau Gmbh)
Bad Godesberg
Bad Salzungen
Ballenstadt
Baubrigade I-X
Bensberg (Napola Bensberg)
Berga am Elster
Berlstedt (Deutsche Erd- und Steinwerke Dest)
Bernburg (Schacht Plömnitz-Solvay)
Billroda (Schacht Burggraf Billroda)
Birkhan-motzlich
Bischofferode
Blankenburg (Organisation Todt)
Blankenheim (sand)
Bleicherode
Bochum (Eisen- und Huttenwerke AG)
Bochum (Guszstahl Fabrikat. AG)
Bodtenberg
Böhlen (Brabag Braunkohlen- Benzin AG)
Braunschweig (SS-Junkerschule)
Buttelstedt (Fa. Schlosser)
Clus
Colditz (Hasag)
Crawinkel
Coblence- "rebstock"
Cologne (for the mayor)
Cologne (Wagonfab. Köln-Deutz)
Cologne (Messegelände)
Dernau (Fa. Gollnow Sohn)
Dessau (Junker)
Dessau (Dessauer Waggonfabrik)
Dornburg
Dortmund (Dortmund - Hoerder - Hutten - Verein AG)
Duderstadt (Polte-Werke)
Dusseldorf (Rheinmatall-Borsig AG - 2 kommandos)
Dusseldorf (déminage)
Dusseldorf (Dess)
Eisenach (BMW)
Elsnig (Wasag - Westfälisch- Anhaltische Sprengstoff AG)
Ellrich
Eschenhausen (SS-kommando Hecht)
Escherhausen
Essen (Krupp)
Essen (Dest)
Floeszberg (Hasag)
Freitheit-Osterode
Gandersheim
Gelsenkirchen (Gelsenberg Benzin AG)
Giessen (Sanität-Ersatz und Ausbildungabteilung)
Gleina-"willy"
Goettingen (SS cavalry school)
Goslar
Grasleben-"gazelle"
Grosswerther
Gunzerode
Hadmersleben
Halberstadt
Halberstadt-zwieberge
Hardehausen
Hasserode (Mech. Ind. Wernigwerke)
Harzungen (Wirtschaftsforschungs- geselschaft WIFI)
Herzberg/Elster (Hasag)
Hessich-Lichtenau (Munition factory)
Hinzert (Special SS camp with 23 kommandos)
Hohlstedt
Holzen
Ilfeld
Ilsenburg
Jena
Kassel
Kelbra
Klein bodungen
Klein bischofferode
Klein niedergerba
Kleinnoshersleben "ago"
Köln fordwerke
Köln hansestadt
Köln westwagen
Kranichfeld (2 kommandos)
Langensalsa (Junker)
Langenstein (2 kommandos, 1 for the "Organisation Todt")
Lauenberg "Laura"
Lehensten "Laura"
Leimbach
Leipzig (Hasag)
Leipzig Lindenthal
Leipzig Markkleeberg
Leipzig Sconau
Leopoldshall (Junker)
Lippstadt (Eisen- und Metallwerke AG)
Lohausen (déminage)
Luetzkendorf (Wintershall AG)
Magdeburg (Braunkohlen und Benzin Brabag)
Magdeburg (Polte-Werke)
Markkleeberg (Junker)
Merseburg
Meuselwitz (Hasag)
Muhlhausen "Martha"
Neustadt (kabel- und Leitungswerke AG)
Niederorshel (Langenwerke AG)
Niedersachswerfen (Ammoniakwerke GmbH)
Nordhausen (Schidt)
Nordhausen (Fliegerhorst-Komandantur)
Nordhausen (Mittelbau II of B II Mittelwerke GmbH)
3 years ago
I will give someone $5 US dollars to go out to my truck and get a gift bag I forgot
3 years ago
Well, 5 bucks is 5 bucks..
* Akameldon wanders outside *
3 years ago
You forgot to stop in and get my keys :(
3 years ago
Now your just making this difficult..
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/HWf64tZ.jpg
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster goes back to wrapping presents *
3 years ago
Whaddya get me? Huh? Huh?
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reHnz__eo40
3 years ago
Since Jrob and Heather are chatfags with me I'm knitting them hats. Yak is a dick and DIDNT WANT ONE ... Maybe you should have made it onto my list earlier :(
3 years ago
* xzekiel throws toaster's gift in the trash *
3 years ago
I'm sending dik a box of matches
3 years ago
Lol, way to out jrob. We were chat butt buddies once :( Sorry I haven't been around.
3 years ago
A scarf would be nice, preferably Worsted wool in a grey or dark blue, and don't be tightfisted with the length or width..
3 years ago
That's fine Zeke, all I asked for for Christmas this year was hugs
3 years ago
well you're not getting any hugs from me either


bitch
3 years ago
Hey Toaster, Can you knit plaid? because that would be really cool.
3 years ago
I wanted to spin my own yarn this year but some moth'thing got into all of my angora TIS RUINED ...also no? I dunno I only taught myself to knit a few weeks ago to make some Christmas gifts
3 years ago
Angels we have heard on high has always been my favorite hymn. I play a solo guitar arrangement of it a christmas gigs.
3 years ago
Toaster! Is me saying I would eat oatmeal out of your shit hole taking it a little too far?
3 years ago
oatmeal doesn't seem like the best choice to top on a salad
3 years ago
Aka I shall see what my knitting skills have developed into by next Christmas and keep you on my list
3 years ago
I like Angels on horseback myself, Scallops and bacon is a damn good combination.
3 years ago
Try it with a pinch of brown sugar, Zeke
3 years ago
I would opt for pb&j.....and smush it all between the buttcheeks
3 years ago
Well thank you very much Toaster, but to be honest the plaid thing was a joke, I don't think it's possible to knit plaid.. Flannel is another story though..
3 years ago
but i would aslo opt for someone other than toaster
cuz that skanky cunt isn't knitting me a hat
3 years ago
Plaid is a color pattern, so of course you could knit it. Flannel is a type of material, not a color pattern
3 years ago
Yeah, at least she talks to you. I guess she's not down for the oatmeal.
3 years ago
Zeke, you were in chat when I asked who wanted hats. I asked like four times :(
3 years ago
um, I've been in chat like once in the past year
3 years ago
and no you did not
3 years ago
You've been in more than that :( but you're drunk so maybe you don't remember
3 years ago
* Akameldon mind blown by Toaster,. Lint everywhere.. *
3 years ago
don't worry, it's fine
i'm not getting anything for christmas anyway
3 years ago
YOU USUALLY just call me a diseased slut bag
3 years ago
I thought you were buying you're self a +/- $25 gift? I recommend you splurge and buy the Roku HD on amazon for $30
3 years ago
Also Zeke, dik is talking about you in chat :(
3 years ago
yeah I'm buying myself something for secret santa...but no one else is shopping for me
3 years ago
dik is a fucking dipshit
3 years ago
You and jrob need to make friends :( or not complain about not getting gifts
3 years ago
welll apparently jrob's GETTING A HAT
3 years ago
Maybe some of you should chat it up so I'm not so bored THEN YOU COULD GET HATS TOO
3 years ago
Jrob also only gets a hat if he's nice to me :(
3 years ago
not worth it
3 years ago
Exactly why you don't get a hat
3 years ago
Maybe next year I'll knit you a thong, if you promise to take a pic in it and put it on mucho
3 years ago
Actually, that goes for anyone. If you will post a pic of you wearing it, I will knit and mail you a thong. A toasty original
3 years ago
i'll do it...next year
but it's gotta have a pocket for my junk
3 years ago
ooo......i want an elephant.......

fine......a baby elephant
3 years ago
Gives me a few months practice, I'm holding you to that Zeke
3 years ago
Here Zeke, I got a hat for you, you would look swell in it.. http://i.imgur.com/MjXgPSg.jpg
3 years ago
I don't need a present from you toasty. I'm just glad to have a friend like you.
3 years ago
that's a lie, but sweet MF. Thanks
3 years ago
i don't think i could do a shriner's hat justice
3 years ago
I got it MetalFace.. MUCHENVALD..
3 years ago
But if you got a little car Zeke..
3 years ago
Nice site kill Aka
3 years ago
* Akameldon thumbs nose at Toaster. *
3 years ago
This is my Friday night entertainment plans AKA, try not to break it kthnx
3 years ago
That was way too good aka. Hence bad. If you can't think of it right away the moments ruined.
3 years ago
You have to admit though, it is kind of catchy.
3 years ago
I could totally see it spoken by some angry ranting german guy. 10 internets to the first fluent german speaker to sub a video using it angrily!
3 years ago
Ok Toaster, could you make me a pair of these? http://muchosucko.com/102614/hitlers-tank-slippers
3 years ago
Probably not no :( I'm in like Touk stage
3 years ago
don't worry, your graduation to doily's is eminent.
3 years ago
Do you mean Tuque?
3 years ago
Fuck you with your "qu" shit this is "merica" dammit.. A fucking K will do..
3 years ago
* MetalFace french canadians outta this thread *
3 years ago
Mebbe, urban dictionary spells it touk :(
3 years ago
I'm only going by whether or not the little red squiggly shows up under the word.
3 years ago
it's toque
it's also doilies and imminent
3 years ago
It's an eminent front, zeke.
3 years ago
You mail my shit yet MetalFace?
3 years ago
Shit. Tomorrow man. Didn't get home until the post office closed and I started work at 7.
3 years ago
No problem.
3 years ago
Don't you have those flat rate mailers with automated shippers? I don't have to wait for shit to be open
3 years ago
up to 6th most discussed...
3 years ago
should be in the "most Negotiated" catagory.
3 years ago
Not really, there's no negotiation going on? Metalface seems to have fucked off about a half an hour ago?
3 years ago
Too bad. I got quality stuff for him.. Who can resist stink bombs?.
3 years ago
I do like your 2nd offer.
3 years ago
High quality glass stinkbombs, and they are awful to say the least.
3 years ago
I'll never beat Most Interesting Muchoer.... or will I? Quick, everybody gang up on dik again
3 years ago
Putrid..
* Akameldon meant Putrid. *
3 years ago
That doesn't sound like a person who wants to part with his sticker? This has all been one big tease.
3 years ago
You better not have done this for attention whoring MetalFace.
3 years ago
* MetalFace looks at the tags then back at Aka *


Hmm, nope.
3 years ago
that reminds me... i still have both stickers. UP FOR BIDS
3 years ago
Refer to offer #2 Heather.
3 years ago
USURPER!
3 years ago
Well then MetalFace, Counteroffer?
3 years ago
Heather and I can work out I deal. I take her offer and she takes yours and she'll still have both stickers.
3 years ago
sike they're mine.
3 years ago
unless someone has cash
3 years ago
And there it is^^^^
3 years ago
Well then close the deal, and you could be basking in the smell of stink bombs while sowing a swastika to your favorite jacket.
3 years ago
Heather should put a sticker over her gaping axe wound, fucking whore.
3 years ago
No cash, I thought this was strictly bartering..
3 years ago
try harder, rish.
3 years ago
it is aka, in Metals case, not mine
3 years ago
Try what?
3 years ago
Ok Heather, understood.
3 years ago
So how much then?..
3 years ago
100 Million dollhairs!
3 years ago
hmmm i'll think about it. after Metal is done with his
3 years ago
Kinda cheap for a sticker..
3 years ago
Me thinks those stickers will be remaining in Metalface and Heathers house. And you have been played like a fiddle. This is attention whoring at it's lowest.
3 years ago
*best
3 years ago
And Awww, we have a house together heather
3 years ago
i said sike.........
3 years ago
* Akameldon takes his stinkbombs and goes home.. *
3 years ago
Fuck it Aka, we can go stitch a swastika to a homless person and then throw some stink bombs at him, while watching it in 3D. Fuck stickers.
3 years ago
last
3 years ago
Nobody comment below him!

Wait DAMMIT
3 years ago
^AW
3 years ago
9 PM CST!!!!
3 years ago
lol

naptime
3 years ago
I learned from the best
3 years ago
Its bar trivia time in 25 minutes!!!
3 years ago
What's the total on that change Poss!?!?
3 years ago
What a bunch sticker noobs.
3 years ago
Suck it pinup vicsin!
3 years ago
YEE HAW MOTHRFUCKER!!
3 years ago
Why don't you just stick it on toaster's ass next to the wide load sign?
3 years ago
Because she's a prude.
3 years ago
I'm pretty much exactly not a prude
3 years ago
MetalFace, do not fuck with the virtue that Toaster does not have..
3 years ago
Thanks Aka
3 years ago
Always willing to help..
3 years ago
People tend to confuse gullible with prude on here :(
3 years ago
I'm not exactly sure I follow what you mean Toaster, not to sound stupid but.. "to confuse gullible with prude" makes no fucking sense to me, even after various angles of thought on the matter.
3 years ago
She just gulliblized you!
3 years ago
And did it well..
3 years ago
I missed a word(s) in there. Some of us less gullible ladies (myself, heather) who do not post nakkies for you gents are sometimes called prudes :(
3 years ago
*shitty AWs
3 years ago
I was just joshing you, gall!
3 years ago
Nakkies? I thought this was about knitting??
3 years ago
like people knit while wearing clothes
3 years ago
OK Fine then, can you knit me a hat (touk) that looks like one of your boobs?
3 years ago
I know my grandma didn't

* MetalFace shudders fondly *
3 years ago
"A knitted boob touk" just think of it..
3 years ago
A sock would probably be a better depiction of my boobs :(
3 years ago
You got any nakkies of your Grandma MetalFace?
* Akameldon shudders.. *
3 years ago
Oh, Cool Then Toaster.. A Ski Mask It Is..
3 years ago
Just her boob socks she knitted me.
3 years ago
When my Dad dies and I get to go through all his shit I'll post pics of my Great Gramma. She was a "fan dancer"
3 years ago
Is that a fancy word for stripper?
3 years ago
I always figured so. The only picture of her I ever saw was her sitting in a chair wearing nothing but a strand of pearls :(
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Gv2qWIM.gif
3 years ago
Lazy Motherfucker..
3 years ago
ohhh ..i thought it said "make me an otter"
3 years ago
owh that dik
3 years ago
#3 with a bullet
3 years ago
I can't believe this shit knocked Vivian off no3 spot
3 years ago
maybe she'll come back because of that
3 years ago
Last
3 years ago
I would have gave you my beard after I shaved. Dick.
3 years ago
Fuck off.
3 years ago
Hi "Konky"
3 years ago
Fuck off.
3 years ago
Who's this Konky fagot?

* DushanMandik waves at "Konky" *


Nice avy noobert
3 years ago
this is oster alt, im out of town so I decided to stop by.


Hi friends.
3 years ago
but yes before I shaved my beard I would have mailed it to MF.


Good shit aka.
3 years ago
The stink bombs? can't go wrong with stink bombs.
3 years ago
For real, I haven't seen glass stink bombs in years.
3 years ago
A buddy of mine gave me 3 boxes a few moths ago, I was surprised to see them also.
3 years ago
So much for playing along

* DushanMandik expected too much and he should have known better coming from Oh Stir *
3 years ago
im looking for some bottle rockets, I have never had any bottle rockets before.
3 years ago
Oh. Then Aka was right, fuck off.
3 years ago
thanks dush.


hi zeke.
3 years ago
You never had any bottle rockets? poor kid..
3 years ago
I live in CA so fireworks are hard to come across if you don't know the right people. While in Florida I shot off a roman candle. I came.
3 years ago
Can get just about anything a few miles across the NH border, but you cant seem to find cherry bombs, m80's or half sticks anymore
3 years ago
I bet I could get some shit from Nevada but id rather not go into Nevada.
3 years ago
Why not, did you kill a man for trying to rape you there?
3 years ago
Why would HE fight it?
3 years ago
yes. I was so sacred and pure.
3 years ago
Hey Zeke, was it foggy as hell up there today?
3 years ago
xzekiels head is always foggy.
3 years ago
We had a blanket of fog this morning and for the rest of the whole fucking day that was so dense at times you couldn't see your hand in front of your face.
3 years ago
We were supposed to get a couple days of solid rain/ice which I was hoping would clear my driveway, but it just misted for a couple days straight.
3 years ago
Is zeek your personal News Anchor or something?
3 years ago
Weather Man zx
3 years ago
I was about to correct you. I think zeke would make a nice weatherman for mucho. "I don't give a fuck, rain is a cunt"
3 years ago
I love rain. Fuck the sun.
3 years ago
/zx looks out window, sambuca in hand, beer cans piled in the corner, breathe fogging up the glass....

"Yup, it's snowing, some fagot kids out playing in the shit. Judging by the snot hanging from their noses I'd say it's about 22 degrees *burp* fuck this, I'ma piss"

/zx stumbles off, loud banging noises in the background followed by a muffled cry of pain.

cue tr's segment on how to furnish your house shabby to chic with dumpster treasures
3 years ago
That was pretty funny.....but actually I just look at weather radar online.
3 years ago
:( thanks for ruining the fun.
3 years ago
I just look at my weather app.

But...

* DushanMandik stares at shop fags... *


There should be a MS Anchor Man parody.
3 years ago
800 more comment to beat the most interesting.
3 years ago
Where is punky when we need him.
3 years ago
Or the ramblings of dik.
3 years ago
ahahaahahah
3 years ago
pwned
3 years ago
noob
3 years ago
hahahhhahahhahah
3 years ago
it has been dead lately, while ive been reading over what's been going nothing exciting yet.
3 years ago
great you say dik and tr comes running.

"ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME"
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
the lies....oh..the lies
3 years ago
... whats up tr.....


/me hangs his head low.
3 years ago
hahahaha
3 years ago
im only talking to you to finish Metal Faces request.

btw who won the "ab-off"
3 years ago
hmmmm...i may have to start studying dikless' comments more carefully...it seems he makes quite a few about me in between the various cacklings.

so, what's up, "konky"?
3 years ago
won the what?
3 years ago
out of town hanging with family for the "holo-days", decided to stop by.
3 years ago
In other words, you went home to use your mothers pc..
3 years ago
fucking right. Her ip is not banned.
3 years ago
for now.
3 years ago
Anonymous international ip addresses not working for you anymore?
3 years ago
Barret told me to tell you you suck.
3 years ago
That tiny heart is for Barret, not you dog.
3 years ago
I don't care who its for. Seeing it next to my name is what gets me hard.
3 years ago
I haven't tried proxys. I read it was a permaban instantly.

Sad how barret needs other dudes to speak for him. He must be bust with his mouth full.
3 years ago
that made me laugh.
3 years ago
His mouth ought'a be full, I just flushed..
3 years ago
Well you know how it is with fat Norfags. They're your best friend until someone else starts feeding them.
3 years ago
I wish I brought bud with me. I would really like to be stoned.
3 years ago
Think ahead next time dumbass, who the hell visits with relatives, during the holiday season no less, and Doesn't bring weed?.. That be you.. Dumbass.
3 years ago
norfags= stray cats.
3 years ago
yo I was in a hurry. I had to like, get dressed and shit.
3 years ago
Hey Konky, thanks for reminding me.
* Akameldon rolls a nice fat one. *
3 years ago
back right is that dude from jackass or something.
3 years ago
that's Frank Zappa
3 years ago
im about to go to the store and get some beer. I went to three different stores to find the smokes I smoke I ended up paying 8.17 for a pack of smokes. Ten cents less than normal.
3 years ago
It's Danny Trejo, he shows up everywhere.
3 years ago
Yup. I took the snippet from Jackass 3 during a bull seesaw thing.
3 years ago
Oh....I thought it was from Toolman's avatar :/
3 years ago
that dude looks as dirty as my beard was.
3 years ago
Why the fuck didn't you buy beer when you were out trying to save ten fucking cents on smokes? how much did it cost you in gas to save that ten cents?
3 years ago
I got smokes two days ago, I wont need any for another day or so. I actually parked and walked around my old neighborhood wondering if I could run into someone I knew so I could get a sack from them. Im almost out of gas or I would have drove.
3 years ago
Your reading comprehension is absolute shit Aka
3 years ago
Too much fog Zeke.
3 years ago
Zeke what ever happened to November 13th?
3 years ago
That was really just a deadline for FEMA to get their shit in place. I still think shit's goin down though.
3 years ago
I mean, I hope it doesn't. I hope we recover from this economic crisis and the gov't never cracks down on guns or declares marshall law or any of that shit, but I think shit's gonna hit the fan.
3 years ago
that wasn't a stab, I am really curious.

Tell me more.
3 years ago
Zekes right, it's gonna hit the fan sooner than we think, or expect.
3 years ago
meh, go on youtube and surf the shit, that will tell you more than I could.
3 years ago
well hasn't every generation said that, so saying that shit is going to hit the fan sooner or later is just a vague speculation. I mean most people believe that the zombie apocalypse is going to happen..
3 years ago
Every generation has believed they would see an apocalypse, yes. I'm not talking about a biblical armageddon, I'm talking about the collapse of America as we know it. It won't be the end of the world.
3 years ago
And I don't think anyone really believes that there will be a zombie apocalypse.....
3 years ago
Don't you think the collapse of America as we know it started with the patriot act. I mean I can speculate that we were or Orwellian police state before but I know we are after.

rebuttal go.
3 years ago
I'm just making my own judgement from the escalating state of affairs in this country, and it's parallel predecessor.
3 years ago
I mean you think media will announce it, no.
3 years ago
In all honestly, I stopped giving a fuck what happens, it's out of our control.
3 years ago
It's ALWAYS been in our control..
3 years ago
that's what we think. The lab rat thinks it has power.
3 years ago
But sheep don't want to control, they want to be controlled.
3 years ago
is that so. So im guess the Gov is the wolf..

NO WAY
3 years ago
Sorry I was making a smoothie.....and yes, shit's underway that's going to lead to the demise, we just haven't seen the big catalyst yet.
3 years ago
I firmly believe that there is still enough of the population of this country that actually still care and will step to the cause to keep America what It was and is supposed to be.. A body of government by the people for the people. and I don't give a fuck how many pieces of shit will have to maim,torture, murder and outright fight to keep it this way.
3 years ago
And media has started announcing it.
3 years ago
Annoucing?
3 years ago
Im waiting for an emp to hit us.
3 years ago
I think the us gov has the best intentions for us all. I mean We finally got healthcare..................
3 years ago
yes aka.......announcing
once again, try to follow the convo
just because you interpost doesn't mean I'm talking to you
3 years ago
Have you any idea how bad that would cripple the general population if one was top be set off? the idea of no cell phone is enough to fuck the average persons mind into a coma nowdays..
3 years ago
Xzekeiel what has the media announced. (since im behind in current events)
3 years ago
Thinking that gov't has the best intentions for the populus is beyond naive
3 years ago
yes I do, That's why I think that would be our downfall. I don't know the numbers but shit, everyone would be in dire trouble.
3 years ago
It was in one of those videos I posted oster.....they were all talking about the financial collapse.......they're titled Nuff Said
3 years ago
I hope you all realize that obamacare is the intentional catalyst.
3 years ago
no way.
3 years ago
for civil unrest, to be clear.
3 years ago
im not for our "universal healthcare" I was using that as a joke, but a catalyst idk yet I would like to do more research on that subject.
3 years ago
I don't think mandatory heathcare is going to be the downfall of america.....more like the devaluation of the dollar
3 years ago
The dollar on the other hard will be gone with in 50 years I assume. Maybe with that other countries will stop trading with us and then due to no exports we would slowly crumble.
3 years ago
Tbh oster.....I have no fucking clue what's going to happen, and I hope nothing does - but look into it for yourself.
3 years ago
do we make it to the tercentennial?
3 years ago
I will when I get bored enough to read about it. I used to care a lot about the situation of our country and the destruction of the fed but honestly now that im a little older I just don't care.
3 years ago
The devaluation of the dollar is going to lead to the NAU, just like the EU. And hell, it may be better for us. What worries me is FEMA and civil unrest and the confiscation of guns.
3 years ago
I'm inclined to think about this like Zeke, I hope like hell nothing like these scenarios will happen but at the same time it would be foolish to not be aware of what could potentially erupt.
3 years ago
Im only scared of a emp. I don't own any fire arms so that doesn't effect me but I do understand the seriousness of that matter.
3 years ago
my penis will potentially erupt.
3 years ago
But so many things could lead to the devastating effects an emp would have. If our oil supply ran out. If the country went bankrupt and there was no gas to be had the country would shut down. Grocery stores would be empty, and soon everything else would follow.
3 years ago
You worry about your emp, and the rest of us will not worry about firearms working after one goes off, because, well, who the fuck you gonna call?
3 years ago
If shit does go down I'm going full on Survivor Man
3 years ago
I'm seriously considering stockpiling beans and rice in the woods.
3 years ago
Don;t forget the crickets
3 years ago
if shit hits the fan im not going to do shit. I will let what ever happens happen. Im not worried.
3 years ago
The crickets would be a mainstay, but I'd find insects out there.
3 years ago
my roommate says deep fried crickets are hella good.
3 years ago
I'm going into the woods and living like motherfucking Robin Hood
3 years ago
I did that for a month in Colorado, then I was like fuck this and got a job.
3 years ago
go freeze dried Zeke, lasts forever.
3 years ago
Can't freeze-dry beans :/
3 years ago
Wearing squirrels as speedos hahahahaha
3 years ago
tell us more
3 years ago
Nah! I save that one for myself
3 years ago
Fuck yeah I'd have a squirrel-pelt cod piece
3 years ago
You know what i'm sayin, Zeke. Rugged man shit. Some Tom hanks Wilson shit
3 years ago
ghillie suit*
3 years ago
And you get winterwear to boot..
3 years ago
Well oster, if shit does go down and the grocery stores are empty, and the power's out, and there's riots in the streets, the most important thing to do is find a fresh water source that people won't be shitting in. And preferably somewhere where people won't find you, and won't try to steal your shit at gunpoint.
3 years ago
^^^^^^..
3 years ago
Somewhere you can somewhat fortify too. Whether that's by cutting off roads or taking high ground......but the more shit you have the more people are going to try to take it.
3 years ago
like I said before, I wont do shit. I might loot and just wait to die, I mean the other side cant be that bad. Im not stock piling, or trying to from a doomsday team. I think postponing death is a waste of time.
3 years ago
Rape. Lots of rape.
3 years ago
Me I'll hang out in the woods with all my shit hidden and wait for things to blow over......or hop a freight to europe.
3 years ago
go bug dik in Canada.
3 years ago
Boiling ramen noodles in your own urine..
3 years ago
I would go steal a boat and live on the ocean. drinking all that salt water...
3 years ago
I'd just shave his dog and piss in all his beer then leave.
3 years ago
hey urine isn't that bad.
3 years ago
Well, the ocean isn't a bad idea if you had a solar-powered hot plate to distill water.
3 years ago
piss on his keyboard so he would always be touching your piss.
3 years ago
maybe you should go look for underground caves.
3 years ago
I'd rub shit in his computer keys.......but there probably is already poop stains all over it.
3 years ago
his fingers poke through toilet paper doesn't wash hands, yolo.
3 years ago
There aren't any caves in Maine. Don't mock me.
3 years ago
I picture dik wiping his ass with a bathmat like in Step Brothers
3 years ago
http://www.pressherald.com/blogs/windowtothewoods/216366961.html
3 years ago
ice caves so much yes.
3 years ago
never seen that movie.
3 years ago
You should watch it..........and ice caves sound like a bad idea......especially when people visit them every day. Besides, I'd be in the DownEast area - less populated.
3 years ago
you just said there were no caves. I didn't believe you.
3 years ago
ice caves do sound like a bad idea. I mean....... What if they Melt!
3 years ago
There aren't many. What you linked is probably the only four there is. Besides, they're shallow caves, not like a cave system or anything.
3 years ago
Yeah I just googled caves in maine. btw I think caves would be checked out first.
3 years ago
We have the same type of caves down here, only the are on a cliff face and some below it, I used to hike there with a bunch of us from town, one of the caves was a bitch to get into but when you got to the bottom it opened up into a huge room with an almost cathedral ceiling with a frozen pond floor that hardly ever really fully thawed out.
3 years ago
did you jump on it? I would have.
3 years ago
I would have bore a hole for a beer cooler and dragged a couch in there and brought some ice skates.
3 years ago
the girls that said no*
3 years ago
jump on it, fuck you could walk on it no problem, it just got a little thawed on the edges and this was in the summertime, you couldn't go into the caves in the spring, you had to wait for them to resettle from the ice melting towards the surface. A cave that was there the year before might not exist after the spring.
3 years ago
it could have been your ice fortress.
3 years ago
Right. I would have bore a hole for the girls that said no and dragged the girls that said no in there and brought the girls that said no.
3 years ago
ouch.
3 years ago
Well, and this is no bullshit, look up "the Hermit of Erving Ma" He lived up on the cliffs.
3 years ago
Guess they shouldn't have said no
3 years ago
no is so negative, I mean if women only said yes there would be no such thing as rape.
3 years ago
here is something to get your end of the world juices flowing

http://survivalblog.com/
3 years ago
go away dickwad
3 years ago
That is no way to speak to zeke you hermaphrodite
3 years ago
here's a real survival site...not that they'd likely let you join:

http://www.alpharubicon.com/
3 years ago
fuck off chuffy
3 years ago
meh.....any of those communities would be the first to get hit
3 years ago
don't cry, zekebro...i'm sure there are plenty of groups that wouldn't have you as a member
3 years ago
or they are set up by the man to keep us down.
3 years ago
inb4 mensa
3 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago
Pretty sure I told yak when he mentioned having a "most discussed" category that it would just lead to endless spam. He never listens to me....
3 years ago
He did the right thing.
3 years ago
When has Yak ever not been right?
3 years ago
When he bans oster.


^ fact
3 years ago
At least he gave us Muchopedia to make up for that.
3 years ago
look at how many people it's attracting.
3 years ago
Los Lobos' one line pages are the only reasons I ever go there.
3 years ago
such description, much depth.
3 years ago
People go there?
3 years ago
shut up
3 years ago
It's as deep as I was in konkys mother last night
3 years ago
so just a one line description? That's hardcore.
3 years ago
She's a pretty hardcore chick.
3 years ago
This shit sucks
3 years ago
You suck
3 years ago
needs more delivery boys huh fries?
3 years ago
almost there.
3 years ago
Nope
3 years ago
rude
3 years ago
i'll give you a pack of xl120s
3 years ago
for free?
3 years ago
no, for the sticker
3 years ago
the sticker is long gone.
3 years ago
You got a sticker Konky?
3 years ago
fuck no, I can make them but I do not have an Official sticker.
3 years ago
how many styles of the stickers are there.
3 years ago
doh...NM
3 years ago
No fake stickers, that's just wrong, scumbagging off the virtue of the Mucho name, You Make Me sick.. Scab.
3 years ago
SCAB!!
3 years ago
I made a treyvon martin sticker. It was sweet. it's sitting on my desk at home.


BTW: #2 Most discussed.
3 years ago
Treyvon is #2 must discussed? when will you fucking people stop talking about that dead piece of shit??
3 years ago
2 styles of the stickers were sent out
the blue muchosucko sign thing and the finger watermark
3 years ago
they're both still in my laptop case :/
3 years ago
no aka this post is #2 most discussed. Holy fuck youre dumb
3 years ago
Holy fuck your stupid for thinking I was serious.
3 years ago
Holy Fuck it's time to get beer. Idiot
3 years ago
I did lol at that comment though.
3 years ago
You still haven't gotten beer yet?.. chop chop monkey boy..
3 years ago
ive been lazy as fuck
3 years ago
Holy fuck you're is a conjunction for you are
Holy fuck your is possessive as in something is yours
3 years ago
holy fuck its bad when I get it right.
3 years ago
Well Metal Face I did what I could, It's number 2 now. You can thank oster later.
3 years ago
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3 years ago
HI TINSKI!
3 years ago
Hi Zeke! How are you today? Are you ready for x mas?
3 years ago
Not at all; and the roads are iced over so I'm gonna have to do some last minute shopping tomorrow.
3 years ago
You?
3 years ago
Yeah, I gotta shop for the lady today! Dreading the crowds but, We got the kid out of the way last month so at least that's done.
3 years ago
This shit has to stop
3 years ago
Not until Aka gets his sticker
3 years ago
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3 years ago
Nope
3 years ago
yep
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
EXACT MIDDLE OF THREAD
3 years ago
Nice try marsupial
3 years ago
* MetalFace takes barret off the lotto list *
3 years ago
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3 years ago
To think, I went through all of this just to have my sticker taken by the police..
3 years ago
hahahaha no wonder metalface has been hiding
2 years ago
Can't a brother just be busy?
2 years ago
sure, but paranoia would be funnier
2 years ago
I sure know how to pick em :/
2 years ago
at least you didnt send him some dope
2 years ago
What happens when a package gets flagged for dope? You've got the insider knowledge, right?
2 years ago
not really - i just work on the machines...
2 years ago
our (unofficial) policy, at least here, is: "we are not the police - who the fuck cares what people ship as long as they dont use UPS?"
2 years ago
I like UPS :( Fedex can never seem to get a package to my door.
2 years ago
^brown noser
2 years ago
fuckit - this sub takes forever to refresh...
2 years ago
Seriously. I've had so many returned to sender and resent through a different carrier. I put "no fedex" on my delivery instructions now...
2 years ago
* possum crosses MF off his xmas list *
2 years ago
:(
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