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Hey kids, let's make a fort

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by KURUPT

submitted December 8th 2013

113 comments
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Will Grello is available for kids parties. Just make sure you have extra pairs of pants, and no holes in your belt.
4 years ago
Otherwise kind of like you on any given night.
4 years ago
* Bono snores *
4 years ago
* Akameldon farts.. *
4 years ago
Only Tuesday and Thursday, otherwise my dry cleaning bill would be through the roof.
4 years ago
Buy a fucking washing machine then, that way you have a second toilet also..
4 years ago
I'm not Will Grello, And i have no daddy issues, And i have holes in my belts. So it's all good Aka.
4 years ago
You don't have a washing machine do you? you could have just said it, ..
4 years ago
I have a zanussi washing machine, but that's irrelevant. also i have one of the largest collection of couch forts in Ireland.
4 years ago
I haven't drank in close to a month but today I decided, because tomorrow is my day off that I would have maybe.. a couple of beers tonight, I figure just a couple would be ok.. So when I got out of work today I bought a 30 pak.. ...
4 years ago
I think you mean "Couch Farts.."
4 years ago
That's the job aka. I'm drinking my brains out at the moment, and taking painkillers. The only thing i'm missing is enough for a few joints? But hey you can't have it all.
4 years ago
I got me some halfway decent weed, and a nice club sammich for later, I say this because every once in awhile I get really happy about sandwich.. this one is beautiful.. And I'm stoned.. and I almost forgot how beer makes almost everything better..
4 years ago
I know all about a good sammich, i had a ciabatta earlier, with ham, turkey, cheddar cheese, smokey bacon and mayo, it was fuckin delish
4 years ago
I got me a smoked ham and swiss club on rye with mustard and mayo, and maple flavored bacon..
4 years ago
I never tried maple flavored bacon? The saltiness of bacon mixing with the sweetness of maple syrup, i understand the concept.
4 years ago
why do you use question marks in innapropriate places?
4 years ago
:just throw "punctuation" anywhere you want?
4 years ago
i think so!
4 years ago
it"s not like there are any fixed? rules to the, english language!
4 years ago
O'K i was' never@ good At^ punctiation~ I Hope! I'm Forgiven+
4 years ago
you're not?
4 years ago
Don't worry about it KURUPT, this is about maple flavored bacon, not punksiation..
4 years ago
And fucking sammiches..
4 years ago
On Rye..
4 years ago
Toasted..
4 years ago
I'm iside a couch fort eating a ham sammich, with 3 pairs of pants.
4 years ago
Yeah let's keep talking about sandwiches for another 30 or so comments....
4 years ago
Now you know how the rest of the site feels about you,Zeke.
4 years ago
im making some cornish game hens,corn,crescent rolls and some broccoli chedar rice....fuck sammiches
4 years ago
at least I don't have lengthy conversations about bread....
4 years ago
I ate peas and corn with jalapeno hot sauce and honey :/
I need to go shopping.
4 years ago
I don't believe that shit jrob, are you sure your not just hallucinating from too many E's
4 years ago
you're*

ill take a pic when its done
4 years ago
That sounds pretty damn good jrob.
4 years ago
I'll take a pic of my sandwich before I eat it.. just to be annoying..
4 years ago
Go for it Aka, Sammich, Sammich, Sammich.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/qN6NxCj.png
4 years ago
im gonna neeed another plate
4 years ago
I'm fucking starving :(
4 years ago
Very nice jrob..
* Akameldon thinks about throwing sandwich away.. *
4 years ago
I thought you were joking jrob, yes you need a bigger plate, what is that a pheasant?
4 years ago
It's a pigeon kurupt, he just said that.
4 years ago
Cornish Game Hen KURUPT, our version of a really fucking small chicken..
4 years ago
Holy shit jrob can cook? Hawt.
4 years ago
* xzekiel eats peanut butter off knife and has a sad *
4 years ago
Cool, i never tried it
4 years ago
im gonna make someone a nice wife one day
4 years ago
yes but can you sew?
4 years ago
The cool thing about Cornish Game Hens is that you can stuff them and then take and stuff them into a normal sized chicken, so first stuffing the game hen with broccoli and sharp cheddar and lemon and then stuffing it into a roasting chicken will make for a very nice meal..
4 years ago
It's called upholstering. And yes.
4 years ago
@ Metalface.. jrob is mexican?
4 years ago
Creole.
4 years ago
Oh, ok, what we call "Scrapeaters"..
4 years ago
Scrapeatahs*
4 years ago
IM A TEXAN FUCK ALL OF YOU
4 years ago
Well whaddya know... like fucken magic or something
4 years ago
Hey Aka, where's the sammich pic?
4 years ago
Due to arrive within the hour KURUPT, ahma gettin hungry.. Hey jrob, I hope the fuck you made gravy, tell me you didn't piss that awesome meal away without gravy..
4 years ago
im not gonna cover up the awesome seasoning job i did with some shitty gravy
4 years ago
Aren't they rather greasy to begin with?
4 years ago
Then learn how to make good gravy..
4 years ago
Not so much Zeke, not like duck persay..
4 years ago
im waiting till im done drinking to eat it but i sampled it and the meat is juicy as fuck
4 years ago
I've had cornish hen once, and duck once. Duck is greasy as fuck, but cornish hen isn't a dry meat like turkey. Who the fuck puts gravy on chicken?
4 years ago
Your mother
4 years ago
a water animal having more fat than a land animal....

/mind blown
4 years ago
Korupt, I think you mean you're mother
4 years ago
Well, no......my mother doesn't put gravy on chicken.
4 years ago
Yep that's exactly what i wrote, and it's KURUPT bitch.
4 years ago
zeke calling your ex gf a cornish hen is pretty insulting... even for her.... tho i see the resemblance

4 years ago
more birdlike than a real cornish hen tho
way worse hair too
4 years ago
keep trying little man
4 years ago
why.. its true
4 years ago
I've never seen anyone try harder
4 years ago
im pretty sure you have a mirror
4 years ago
ill be back in a few hours for the full on zeke obsessed treatment

make it good wormy
4 years ago
"look in the mirror"
is this a 5th grader trying to pwn me?
4 years ago
you said you havent seen someone try harder... not a hard concept.... im telling you to look in a mirror and you will see one... maybe you dont have a mirror... just make your monitor dark and get close to it?
who knows
4 years ago
* yak waits for it *

4 years ago
* jrob2020 dances akwardly *
4 years ago
I think oster may have hijacked yak's account.
Learn to tie your shoelaces
4 years ago
oster wouldnt be able to ban people


* yak drops mic *

4 years ago
OFFS!
4 years ago
Dammit is zeke banned?
4 years ago
Guess not. He did shut me up for fifteen minutes though
4 years ago
Sammich.. http://i.imgur.com/05rpZe7.jpg
4 years ago
* Sporty wipes his brow *
4 years ago
on fucking pump/rye? gtfo!!
4 years ago
A picture really IS worth a thousand words, AKA
4 years ago
Who the hell eats that bread on that sammich though?? Taste ruined...
4 years ago
Meh jrob's was better. Jrob 9/10, Aka 7/10 but still would
4 years ago
I'd take the sandwich atm
4 years ago
Zeke you poor sad bastard. When's the last time you had a hot meal?
4 years ago
the peas and corn was hot :(
4 years ago
I'm actually craving an Amato's salad
but can't drive right now
4 years ago
I guess Amato's is only in Maine...
4 years ago
wouldnt you rather have something sweet?...you know ..for your chimney
4 years ago
chimney? you think about this way too much dik
4 years ago
i doubt he does..
4 years ago
think about what??
4 years ago
Think??
4 years ago
guess i'm gonna make some quinoa
4 years ago
a lot of guys like some "wood in the furnace" zeke...its just that you were raped then turned bisexual
4 years ago
Sandwich.. done.
4 years ago
I love Tim and Eric, but then again, I'm a casualfag.
4 years ago
I fucken hate the tim and eric show.
4 years ago
I'm ambivalent towards Tim and Eric
4 years ago
He dresses to the right
4 years ago
good morning darling
4 years ago
Morning .... honey .... ?
4 years ago
guys how can I send someone on mucho a privet message? :/
4 years ago
recover password