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Bono tries to cut his shins

I could literally feel the air escape from my shins. I tried 3 times.

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by Bono

submitted December 8th 2013

184 comments
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LMAO
4 years ago
Best. Sign. Ever!
4 years ago
Worst. Warcrys. Ever. though...
4 years ago
Son...I am disappoint...
4 years ago
But...upvote for effort.
4 years ago
warcry?

"owowowowowow"
4 years ago
"feeyyuuucck"
4 years ago
yeah dude you shoulda just bit a pencil and dug right in........homo
4 years ago
Upvote it zekebro...he tried at least. A valiant effort...kinda...
4 years ago
What would that have accomplished other than scraping bone
4 years ago
scraping bone is always a good thing...
4 years ago
just sayin...
4 years ago
....what?
4 years ago
Chicken butt?
4 years ago
You've taken dicks deeper than this attempt.
and I don't even believe you're gay.
4 years ago
yeah but now I know what women feel like.


with the queefing and whatnot.
4 years ago
Lel.

You still need to stretch your lower lip up over and behind your back to feel the pains of childbirth.
4 years ago
You'll never know what a woman feels like virgin.
4 years ago
* xzekiel sings blaaaack socks.....they never get dirty, the longer you wear them the stronger they get.......soooooometimes, i think i should wash them but something inside me keeps saying not yet *
4 years ago
I put them on as a courtesy to you all.

Guy feet are ugly
4 years ago
feet are feet.....sometimes women's feet are sexy but mostly feet are just feet
they're like boogers or poop
4 years ago
So emo
4 years ago
Morning LL!


* Sporty waves his penis *
4 years ago
Like you can waive your penis
4 years ago
I can put enough in your fatass mouth that you cant say take it out.
4 years ago
Morn'
It's the thought that counts
4 years ago
Besides...it makes me happy. thats all that matters.
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure I still could D: the. Plan was "gif or gtfo" but you've ruined it now
4 years ago
CHRISTMAS RUINED
4 years ago
I think I'm just going for broke here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPDOS8Mb3A
4 years ago
might as well get back to nothing
4 years ago
How you gonna get goat sweaters if youre brokw
4 years ago
shut up you cunt
4 years ago
........i didn't mean that........
4 years ago
* Sporty passes off the cunt flag for the evening *
4 years ago
i was COMPLETELY kidding
4 years ago
I hope all your chickens get tyzzers and die
4 years ago
as if...
4 years ago
I'm going to spray them with merricks :(
4 years ago
toaster listen to the song
it's just about ain't backin down
4 years ago
toaster, i didn't mean that
i have no hatred toward you
4 years ago
Too late, my heart is broke
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy whistles as she breathes *
4 years ago
to be quite honest, you're my fucking rock here
......being all dramatic and shit
4 years ago
Well if its any consolation...I hate all you mother fuckers.
4 years ago
And I was going to send you peppermint licks for goatzeke
4 years ago
hi jenn
4 years ago
toaster is a constant
4 years ago
a constant love
4 years ago
constant fat ass
4 years ago
sporty what's your problem?
4 years ago
do you actually care about the fact that she's big?
4 years ago
I know I do.
4 years ago
He wants to wrassle
4 years ago
i won't ever quit, and i won't ever stop, and i don't give a shit cuz i got the drop
4 years ago
Bono is just sad he gets no sweet sweet lovin
4 years ago
i think none of these people do
i mean, i don't, and thus people call me sad....pathetic
but i don't act up like these fags needin it
4 years ago
Love you zekebro....even though yak has forsaken you...
4 years ago
ha......that was a lie
4 years ago
perfect interpost
4 years ago
leave toasty alone god damn you
4 years ago
Yak and Zeke are bffs
4 years ago
it's a love-hate relationship
4 years ago
I could take sporty, I ain't a scared
4 years ago
play the song ya queers
4 years ago
* Sporty throws it in notch 8 and speeds outta this thread *
4 years ago
there's not much left to play....
i'ma get my ass beat in a dark alley
but i'm never gonna fold
4 years ago
you wanna know what's funny?
i came to play with no money
4 years ago
so yeah, nothing to lose to you folks
4 years ago
i think my fake tooth is falling apart......
4 years ago
* xzekiel beats head against wall *
4 years ago
pfft......like you have any say around here manhands
4 years ago
i'ma keep on keeping on
4 years ago
Making fun of LL's hands ain't fair Zeke, she's your only friend.

* Bono turns to LosLobos. *


I'll cum inside you if it'll make you feel better.
4 years ago
and blacker...
4 years ago
Wonder if they'll sync up...
4 years ago
* Sporty stares *
4 years ago
I wouldn't consider her a friend
I have no friends
no one is constant
maybe molly
but even she played me bunk
4 years ago
would you faggots please stop with that stupid shit
4 years ago
You just said I was constant bro
4 years ago
* Sporty rubs zekes liver *
4 years ago
Lel zeke called los manhands.
* Sinaitis late reactions *
4 years ago
i wasn't talking about you toaster
4 years ago
Hey loslobos

sorry about that whole "cumming inside you" thing.

i just need to feel close to somebody.

my left shin was my closest friend and Sporty made me poke it.
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster goes to bed *
4 years ago
i need a new song........toaster?
4 years ago
I've heard mayonnaise grows healthy livers....
4 years ago
finewhateverfuckyou
4 years ago
jenna are you just taking the piss out of me?
4 years ago
Shutup Zeke, whining cunt
4 years ago
and...Im going to bed on that note. Love y'all!
4 years ago
unless you still want me to cum inside you
4 years ago
girls dig it
4 years ago
I wouldn't just take the piss right out of you.... :/
4 years ago
loslobos......let's not start this

i've always liked you......but keep clear of my hateful side
4 years ago
You're not worth my time today. Keep spamming your shit
/end
4 years ago
I'm just deliriously exhausted but still awake because I ate bad ham :r
4 years ago
I hope you're talking to zeke, LL.

There's still the matter of where to put my cum...
4 years ago
lel......worth your time
4 years ago
that's hot jenbirdy, are you sweating?
4 years ago
Bono The Master of The Games
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4 years ago
jesus bono stop
4 years ago
You said lel first.
4 years ago
Yes, I have ham fever :(
4 years ago
whatever.............
* xzekiel throws on jack johnson *
4 years ago
i'm not gonna fold
4 years ago
I think it's ironic that after ONE comment Zeke could be like "GAWD, stop it!"
4 years ago
Of all people...
4 years ago
Jack Johnson?

* Jenbirdy shudders *
4 years ago
oh shut up
* xzekiel puts on Mr Big *
4 years ago
80's power ballads.....fuck yeah!
4 years ago
* xzekiel puts on whitesnake *
4 years ago
i'm kidding, i put on Scorpions
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy whips hair *
4 years ago
*in slow mo
4 years ago
i'm listening to the winds of change.....
4 years ago
why does loslobos keep telling me to stfu?
4 years ago
Pretty sure that's the European code for "go home zeke, you're drunk... and also Bono please cum inside my mangina"
4 years ago
i try not to read that much into it
4 years ago
but it's fruitless
4 years ago
PMS? Maybe it's Obama's fault :(
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fcRa5Z6LmU
4 years ago
Thanks Obama
4 years ago
yeah thank you fucking towel head
4 years ago
i've always though head banging was pretty gay
4 years ago
and i mean, well, most dance
4 years ago
unless you can breakdance, dancing is just gay
4 years ago
and as for mosh pits.......fucking retards
4 years ago
why am i supposed to jump again?
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy two steps back to the toilet.... *
4 years ago
* xzekiel grabs jenbirdy and does the charleston *
4 years ago
how long will i slide?

i don't believe it's pain
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy puts on the ritz *
4 years ago
you lead?
4 years ago
* xzekiel throws on some big band swing *
4 years ago
jesus why am ilistenign to thin lizzy?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fcRa5Z6LmU
4 years ago
oh that's not what i meant
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP08d4ruZ0g
4 years ago
i don't care anymore......there's little left here to love
4 years ago
do you have this act scripted or do you just wing it each bloody weekend?
4 years ago
zeke how much do you weigh, in U.S. lbs?
4 years ago
18 stone...Im certain
4 years ago
I read 1 stone was 14 lbs... that puts him over 250
4 years ago
yak says 240+ as well
4 years ago
i haven't weighed myslef in years.....i'd guess 200 but i should be around 175
4 years ago
no way, zeke is like 5'10"
4 years ago
i am 5 10.........
4 years ago
so there was air in your shins?
4 years ago
Literally, yes.
4 years ago
thats where you keep your personality bonner
4 years ago
Look at the lowly non-pro, thinking he's people.
4 years ago
hhahhaahaa..boy ya got me there..hows about a sponser ol pal?
ill UV everything you sub..and hearts galore!
4 years ago
Eat a dick faggot
4 years ago
how rude alfred
4 years ago
Besides you got invited to the litecoin association, you should be a millionaire by now.
4 years ago
i need to talk to yak about that..when i am a millionaire,im going to put you on full ignore status
4 years ago
Look at the high 'n' mighty pro-user, thinking he's God for paying 5 bucks a month for a sense of belonging.
4 years ago
I didn't pay for my pro, actually. No idea who did/does/is, and don't care.
4 years ago
Lies. No one likes you enough for that shit. Most users would pay to have you banned.
4 years ago
I'm sorry, I meant killed.
4 years ago
This is about me getting pro for Rish and not for you, isn't it?
4 years ago
wow litecoins never took off
1 year ago
I was satisfied anyway.
4 years ago
You sound like the joker.
4 years ago
And looks like the little retarded kid in Jerry Maguire
4 years ago
You scare me, Bono. I think you just wanted cut yourself on film, and show it to us. Use a ice-cube next time, you noob.
4 years ago
I can't watch, its just too gory.....
4 years ago
from 0-10 bicho gives this post a 4
4 years ago
All that build up for this.
4 years ago
Guess you didn't shave them legs for nothing, you get to enjoy that silky smooth feeling for approx two more days
4 years ago
...you did shave them. Right?
4 years ago
those are worn off from getting railed from behind
4 years ago
weirdo
4 years ago
Pain Olympics for add afflicted faggots.


AW
4 years ago
I tried that once. Turns out it was just cancer.
4 years ago
I expect rectum stretching for Christmas
4 years ago
most obvious alt ever
4 years ago
Have I got a song for you!
4 years ago
HIPCRIME IS AMAZING
4 years ago
BE MY FRIEND
4 years ago
wut
4 years ago
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