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German wannabe Rappers

Some wannabe rappers from a Cologne suburb-ghetto("Porz") made their own musicvideo, this shit is hilarious, enjoy, but don't piss your pants :D

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by _Sleepwalker_

submitted June 5th 2006

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NEIN!
11 years ago
Verdammte Scheisse.
11 years ago
wow!!!! that was quiet impressive, someone give them a record deal!! i´m relieved that
most of them are of turkish origin, they are a disgrace to cologne (my hometown at the moment btw) and they don´t rap, they rape!! the german and the english language that is!!!

verdammte scheiße seit diesen sonnenlicht idioten ist nichts so schlimmes mehr passiert!! wer auf sowas steht, sollte im netz mal nach "rapkiller" suchen, eine crew aus freiburg, die ihrem namen echt gerecht wird, und "porzellan", die zweite porzer crew ist auch echt mies, deutscher hiphop weiter so!!
11 years ago
Oh my god. Haha what a bunch of loosers, seriously. Man that was lame. Haha. Beeing an editor, that part was fuckin hilarious too.
11 years ago
they ARE better than William Hung
11 years ago
wo0dy, that subject I woudnt touch with a 60-foot pole.
11 years ago
Although it sounds like they borrowed a few lyrics from US pop rappers, they neglected to borrow expensive clothes, standard music video girls in bikinis and a neighborhood that is not a total pile of crap. I liked the part at the end where "The Lion" pulls out a gun and shoots at the camera man.
11 years ago
Ummm P-boy? Thats what he would be doing in his pants if he tried that shit in my neighborhood. I've got the hispanic biker gang and the teen drug gang across the street, and I couldnt see one of them being intimidated by any of these pretenders. Sorry, but German is one of the least romantic languages, you cant flow with those words like you can in English or Spanish, not that it matters because 90% of it is bullshit anyway..........

I would like to fight everyone in that video at once.
11 years ago
das ist schlecht genug. ich wette das gibt platin
11 years ago
NIGG-HIEL!
11 years ago
Wannabees? Hardly, ive seen worse. this was actually pretty good, the music i mean, video sucked, but the beat was tight. Ive listen to alot of german and french rappers and this was not all that bad.
11 years ago
^ Yeah, but you're into cosplay, so what do you know?
11 years ago
All this does is expose the obvious stupidity of gangsta rap everywhere in the world, including America. It's just holding a mirror up to a billion dollar industry of inane, shallow, violent imagery. When I see German's pretending to criminal badasses, all I see is Americans pretending to be criminal badasses.
11 years ago
P-boy: "Du bist kein gangster, du bist noch ein wannabe"
Uuuh, I believe it's the other way around.
11 years ago
AAAAAAAAAH! NIGGERS!
11 years ago
uhh.... ryogavee, i t hink that beat comes from one of lil jons songs? not sure if thats right
but that first queer criminal-g stold lyrics from "lil flip" song LOL
and wtf i thought "gangsters" wear baggy clothes? not lil ass clothes
and nothings wrong with rap, all of you just aint open minded
11 years ago
@Quankers1: that´s soo true.

@ryogavee: you wouldn´t say that if you had understood the lyrics, oh and out of interest, which german and french rappers/crews do you like? and why? can´t be for the lyrics...
11 years ago
I like old school. Back when the words were laced together to near perfection.

Now it's just "add an 'A' at the end of the last word in a sentence so that it rhymes with nigga" and "set it to atari sound fx" garbage.
11 years ago
P-Boy and "The Lion" Can probaly beat most of your guys asses. Don't act like you are all tuff and can take them out, or that you live in a tuff neighborhood. You don't know what tuff is. These guys would take your money, beat you down and run for the hills because they CAN, and thats all there is to it.

That will be all.
11 years ago
Snivvle... just shut the fuck up already...
11 years ago
ok, this is tough, but I've to agree with Snivvle on this one! These kind of ppl exist in almost all western countries not just in germany, and you are exactly the ones that get their asses kicked and money stolen by them every day !! :P

but I guess on teh Inet everyone is Dirty Harry huh?! ^_^
11 years ago
snivvle you wanker
11 years ago
quankers, my thoughts exactly. The only difference I see between those little fag white boys, and our little fag white boys here in America, is that those ones actually live in the projects, and ours live with mommy and daddy in the suburbs. White boy ain't got no soul!!! And why is it thet were soooo off beat? LOL, That was too fucking funny, good post.
11 years ago
If you think I'm in fear of a bunch of German faggots, you guys had better think again. Yeah, thugs are present in every culture and country, but this is just an attempt to make money...a poor one @ that. If you think these guys would last even 5 minutes in the south Bronx, you needs to get a fuckin' clue lol.
11 years ago
thought everyone hated america, yet they imitate us?
man the lyrics and video clips were from slim thug - still tippin vid
beat from t.i.
and they couldnt get atleast one german chick to be in the vid?
11 years ago
lol. first they are bad..very bad...but hey...they`re kids...around 13-16 years old...so what ? let them play harcore-gangster..
porz isn`t that kind of ghetto "real" gangster-rapper they´re coming from. ist not a nice like the city-core of cologne but definitely no real ghetto.
"and they couldnt get atleast one german chick to be in the vid?" <---- come on...what for...they havent any pubic-hair...lol
btw...there´s a very cool band from porz..it´s the "ai-team"...no gangster-shit but a nice "ftw-attitude"...i like them.
11 years ago
uuuuh...it should be : "porz isn`t that kind of ghetto "real" gangster-rapper SAY they´re coming from. "
11 years ago
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