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Slo-mo fail-jump

Cliff jumper mishap in slow-mo and at different angles

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by Sprinkles

submitted December 6th 2013

163 comments
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comments (163)
Slo-mo tag fail...
4 years ago
'sokay, we're supposed to have mods to fix honest mistakes. I'll give you permission to upvote this.
4 years ago
No. I will abstain from a self-upvote until they are fixed.
4 years ago
faggot
4 years ago
shut it, dinkus.
4 years ago
MODS.... by that you mean Drumrave and/or Jimbo..... hahaha fat chance they will put tags on this sub. Well unless it is " I like to be throat fucked and gangbanged"
4 years ago
*mouth fucked


get it right
4 years ago
My bad
4 years ago
On a side note....
* DangerousDug waves at Anal_Cranial_Inversion and wonders why he doesn't speak *
4 years ago
Oh yeah....Fuck you downvoting retpile, you piece of shit
4 years ago
You mean cryass²
4 years ago
Is that who that is ? ...... That little fucker
4 years ago
I'm not sure, but that seems to be the consensus. And also the misspelled Mortal Kombat name is evidence.
4 years ago
Look a few threads down.
4 years ago
Anal_Cranial_Inversion sounds like he's got his head up his ass.
4 years ago
that is exactly what the name implies
4 years ago
Well then that answers your question, does it not?
or maybe he's just being a butthead
4 years ago
Sounds like a band Ezophag would listen to.
4 years ago
love the music
4 years ago
The song is called Sail, by AWOLNATION
4 years ago
I will go lifting now
4 years ago
fuck that shitty,overused pile of dung
4 years ago
I guess he was knocked semi-conscious after the first hit because he sure didn't do a very good job of bracing himself.
4 years ago
I'm sure he got the wind knocked out of him at the very least
4 years ago
so I started mastubaiting with my left hand because my right arm and brest gets way to huge compared to my left site
at the beginning it was really hard to do it it just didn't feel the same and my muscles hurt a little bit like the muscles you need for mastubating the muscles you usually dont use but after some time it goes better and better well i will let you know if something new happens
4 years ago
I would start using my left, but my dick hurts too much. I was so bored on Thanksgiving weekend (I had 4 days off in a row) that I jacked off constantly.

My penis curves to my right now.
4 years ago
I am not joking
4 years ago
Pffft.... been two-fisting it since I was 12...
4 years ago
we are not talking about putting our hands in our asses, but well done with your two hands
4 years ago
Ha. If only I could reach with both fists...
4 years ago
what you're supposed to do is sit on your left hand until it goes numb, then jerk off and it feels like a 14 year old girl is doing it
4 years ago
i'm not sure if it would work the same for anal fisting....
4 years ago
Gone in 60 Seconds, first
4 years ago
My hands are big and calloused so it would feel more like re-visiting uncle touchie's fun basement...
4 years ago
who the hell names their kid Touchie?
that's just asking for trouble
4 years ago
I think my mom knew, it's just that his rates were so reasonable...
4 years ago
Your uncle was Tookie Amirault?
4 years ago
Hi retpile! Say hello to PumaButthurt for me
4 years ago
my money is on oscar or cryax...
4 years ago
Ll: I listened to that GG Allin album you recommended the other day... I liked all but two songs - good stuff overall.
4 years ago
nah it's been settled on another thread, she's right
who the hell is oscar though?
4 years ago
wihtout reading the lyrics while listening to gg allin I'd understand nothing
4 years ago
Yea it's Puma, doxing confirmed
And cool you liked it. Another GG fan :)
4 years ago
lol... oster

So, who was it?
4 years ago
PumaPidarev
4 years ago
The link spammer/russian guy
4 years ago
I can't stand the man, but his music is good... :D
4 years ago
^GG that is
4 years ago
I hate Puma's music
4 years ago
and Puma
4 years ago
I don't blame you
4 years ago
But if it was cryax the misspell would be apt.
4 years ago
Ouchies!
4 years ago
A wall nation.
4 years ago
Awolnation
4 years ago
ah, that dry English wit....
4 years ago
butthole and vag (again) or gtfo
4 years ago
BiFF
4 years ago
McFLYYY??
4 years ago
just someone stroking a huge pile of shit in slomo, reminds me of yaks and dejas sexlife, you heard me right.
4 years ago
Well aren't you special?
4 years ago
I guess you are since you have the guts to reply me gorsoon
4 years ago
* Bono scratches head. *


Nah, not even gonna guess.
4 years ago
Hi No_Nick!
4 years ago
xzek...still the same pathetic piece of shit as back then.
and bono you can *scratch* your *head* as long as you fucking pussy *itches*
4 years ago
this doesn't sound like No_Nick......

HI PUDDING!
4 years ago
fuck you and your shitty little knight symbol, I still hate you and you deserve exactly what you are right now. Where is Snitchgull when you need him
4 years ago
Who is this? Mikebeez?
4 years ago
fuck you whunu
4 years ago
hah, the sweat of fear running down your asscrack is the signature of phelsu. feel the power bitch
4 years ago
Phelsu is too obvious......ancoron?
4 years ago
whunu would make less sense and so would cryax
I never knew phelsu had a problem with me, but then again, who wouldn't from time to time?
4 years ago
anchorman is the best spell my diablo3 wizard has, your wrong again
4 years ago
*your'e
almost got me
4 years ago
because i'm totally serious about giving a fuck who you are.....
piss off you whiney fucking noob
4 years ago
that's a bit late for an authentic reaction don't you think lonely boy
4 years ago
You think any of those "guesses" were serious?
I don't give a fuck
4 years ago
It's Seagull.
4 years ago
It's obvious you're a noob, you can't even string together a decent insult toward me and all you've been doing is bitching the entire time.
4 years ago
A noob with a two year old sleeper account...
4 years ago
Oh so the 'same pathetic piece of shit' comment is coming from a former junkie who is now holier than thou......tee hee
4 years ago
You sound pretty upset guy, you know what would take the pain away....
4 years ago
no need for a rage of pitifulness xzek, I bet you still listen to the same shitty music with your thumb up your ass as back in the days.
4 years ago
ng-chk ng-chk ng-chk ng-chk
4 years ago
I like how your infantile avatar and nicknamechoice didn't change at all
4 years ago
infantile? is this really Steven_Seagull?
4 years ago
I think seagull would be a little more refined and understand what my avatar actually means
4 years ago
*hint* you should have never been born you fucking waste of space
4 years ago
He asked where phelsu was yesterday. Now this guy shows up after 2 years and his first comment asks where seagull is.
4 years ago
seagull my ass, what's your tiny knight guy gonna do bitch
4 years ago
no way he did
4 years ago
you see this is the connection bitch
4 years ago
archetypical synchronicty
4 years ago
wroo wroo!
Spelling police!
4 years ago
for a word you never heard ? better call the cops and use the phone the first time in your life lonely pussy
4 years ago
you seem to be regurgitating the same old schtick as everyone else who tries to insult me.....talk about archetypal synchronicity
4 years ago
maybe it would make me look good if I liked all my comments and stfu'd everyone else too.....the oldschool bono approach
4 years ago
oh really. I thought I was the only one who noticed it. Now I can see clearly, you're the archetype of fucking pathetic loneliness, always have been and always will be. I'm out
http://youtu.be/YcPsSCPXkho
4 years ago
and you remain the archetype of a butthurt noob
4 years ago
I don't think so. Feel the power.
4 years ago
It hurts in your case, I know.
4 years ago
I was actually reading some of your comments
archetypal synchronicity indeed
you're still an unfunny raging queer
4 years ago
well, this was fun
* xzekiel fucks off to watch Dick Proenneke *
4 years ago
you won't distract anyone of your miserable fail.
4 years ago
you're right.....I was convinced this was MikeBeez......
4 years ago
how does it feel bro, how does it feel to fail so hard ?
http://www.cliveworld.com/wp-content/uploads/Picture-11.jpg
4 years ago
http://www.cliveworld.com/wp-content/uploads/Picture-11.jpg
4 years ago
Wow, now you're really intimidating me...
4 years ago
Phelsu is back for real?

Fucking finally.
4 years ago
can Luda be far behind?
4 years ago
i miss possum
4 years ago
Who?
4 years ago
fuck possum, Yorick is way cooler
he should get all the computer time from now on
4 years ago
LU DA
4 years ago
Well, it's obvious possum is 100% in control of the account now. it's kinda gay.
4 years ago
I'd rather have the real Yorick.
4 years ago
was there ever a real yorick?
4 years ago
I'm... beginning to question that.
4 years ago
i just figured it for sobriety possum
4 years ago
there is a little yorick in all of us
4 years ago
looks like I have a new fanboy
4 years ago
you can send your fanmail to xzekiel@muchosucko.com phailsu
4 years ago
I fucking hate possum and his family.
4 years ago
That includes the dead ones.
4 years ago
first I'm gonna take your little knight symbol, then I'm gonna make you shut up, then you will have two weeks to think about yourself and your life xzekiel and then we will see.
4 years ago
^ professional
4 years ago
pooman is funny
4 years ago
lol......right
4 years ago
why two weeks though?
4 years ago
Phelsu no needs to like all your own comments, I'll be liking enough of them for you.
4 years ago
i think it is Xmas related
4 years ago
but i'm not sure
4 years ago
looks like someone wants 3 weeks
4 years ago
make it four
4 years ago
and no one here is more deserving of the white knight status
4 years ago
I don't want to kill you bro, I just want to make you suffer
4 years ago
I remember that bitch
4 years ago
steady sport
4 years ago
okay then
4 years ago
Sally is a bit miffed at boner now tbh
4 years ago
Eat a fucking cock.
4 years ago
now mom is mad too
4 years ago
How can you keep talking?

Your mouth is full of cock, or at least it should be.
4 years ago
hey - i missed this one...

No, you!
4 years ago
so the chat is not working, why did you ban me ? you can't hide from the TRUTH
4 years ago
^chicken kiev
4 years ago
Yor-poss...where is that Beez Bus pic......
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
=/
4 years ago
do your own rorshack cat
4 years ago
consider it a peace offering
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
yorick now shuts up for a while
4 years ago
Shut up forever you fucking idiot.
4 years ago
He had to crash into the one worst spot there was.
4 years ago
that jagged chunk was destined to go straight up that guys ass... he went right for it like it was written in the stars
4 years ago
recover password