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Butt Pain

Taken from 30000 feet altitude around Boston. Most of you fuckers around here need to visit this site. Fuck off. I hate yak.

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by JamesTKirk

submitted December 5th 2013

350 comments
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Soooo...what's mixed in with that coke bitch?
4 years ago
I fuckin hate US-Airways. But, to their credit, the pour the best diet Coke... Oh, and they got me home 5 hours ahead of the snow.
4 years ago
And who the fuck are you calling a bitch?
4 years ago
http://supportmybutt.com/
4 years ago
It says that in the ad, tr_ther.
4 years ago
Sweet jebus...I cant fly unless Im intoxicated. Especially on US Air.


* Sporty shudders *
4 years ago
its disappointing :(
4 years ago
Sporto, if I fly east-bound I almost always have to ride these fuckers. Its like riding low on 8-mile ghetto disguised nicely as something you might want to ride, but know something awful is going to happen.
4 years ago
^that's funny...I don't care who you are...
4 years ago
Why don't you get a real job and quit flying around like a little bitch
4 years ago
what tiny, soft, lil fingers
4 years ago
Thats 25 years plus of no manual labor right there.
4 years ago
um, never?
4 years ago
what a candyass
4 years ago
Fuck you possum, you cock-gobbling shirt-lifter.
4 years ago
psst - throb?
4 years ago
MSmail me
4 years ago
okeedokee
4 years ago
Cute little fingers tehehehehe!
4 years ago
At least I know now that you is a cracka..
4 years ago
Like that wasn't obvious, retard.
4 years ago
look who's in the freezer!
4 years ago
I can put my beer on my windowsill with the window open towards the wind and my room temperature beer will be cold in 3 minutes.
#MNLifeHacks
4 years ago
Sometimes i stick my foot out from under my blanky, and it gets cold. Then i put it back under, and it gets warm again.
4 years ago
#firstworldproblems
4 years ago
D'aww that's cute. (No homo)







(okay a little homo)
4 years ago
Sticking your foot out from under your blanket is just inviting monsters to grab you and pull you under. Noob.
4 years ago
Dammit Heather, interposting. :(
4 years ago
;)
4 years ago
Its not a problem, i do it on purpose, it gets warm under this thing.
4 years ago
Ok firstworldproblems
4 years ago
Is yak on here?
I HAVE $100 DOLLARS US NO CANADIAN IN MY PAYPAL I WANT TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF FINACIALLY.
* Sinaitis waits *
4 years ago
like norway is 1st world
4 years ago
Norway is 1.5th world.
4 years ago
Put it in the punkyban fond Sin.
4 years ago
owh wow sinus
4 years ago
or buy yourself something pretty.


Something in Flannel?
4 years ago
dipped in skim milk?
4 years ago
I have a Christmas list...
4 years ago
fuck off
4 years ago
If I get flannel I have to regrow my beard so I can be a bad ass hunter lumberjack like all the other guys pretend to be here.
4 years ago
That's the look I'm working on....
4 years ago
Since I'm "off the grid" and everything
4 years ago
i would be okay with that
4 years ago
obviously Outside Of The Tradition Of Criticism And Review
4 years ago
Heather I need to make one, but it will not be a long list.
4 years ago
^perfect
4 years ago
Yorick what's going on?
4 years ago
Heather I'll cut you a deal. I'll buy you lingerie from Good Will.
4 years ago
better be an open front bra
4 years ago
I'm not picky
4 years ago
lol - jeze thinks i is talking to her
4 years ago
Zeke, is it cuz she's fat bro?
4 years ago
I believe what "yorick" meant was that I'm not "off the grid" rather disconnected from society's judgements.....that's the way I took it, though he could have meant himself.
4 years ago
I guess that is funny.
Well I know better now.
4 years ago
You think I'm that low to make a fat joke to anyone other than tr?

Ok......maybe jasper
4 years ago
Oh my response was to yorick.
4 years ago
mine too
4 years ago
and heather's not fat, she's voluptuous
4 years ago
If you were in room full of women, Zeke...you'd be fucked, sir.
4 years ago
Zeke- lol
Who said Heather is fat? She beautiful.
4 years ago
^kinky
4 years ago
Fucked in the good way or fucked in the other way?
4 years ago
BOTH
4 years ago
@Punky Yes I can be.
4 years ago
can be what?
4 years ago
meeting of the minds here
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser taps foot, and waits. *
4 years ago
PunkyBruiser
^kinky
3 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu

jesus h christ
4 years ago
What do you want to know?
4 years ago
I've gotta pee-pee...be right back. sorry. 8(
4 years ago
kek
4 years ago
Ted Talks: The Muchosucko Sessions
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Qrue9cw.gif
4 years ago
I'mma need photographic proof of nude Heather with sign to justify the "voluptuous" claim. ;)
4 years ago
I don't need proof, would like it, but no I don't need it.
4 years ago
Maybe she'd consider it in exchange for a naked nixon?
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
@jez I don't need proof either, but I'd fap to it.
4 years ago
@Sinaitis Heather gets kinky at times, buddy. She loves her some gas-masks. 8P


http://i.imgur.com/OuCdCqF.jpg
4 years ago
PB I really like this, I like the little girl one too.
4 years ago
Thank you, Jezebeth.
4 years ago
Do you know someone that is into art?
4 years ago
That's my baby-doll, in the photo by the way. She's my golden fuck-cake...and I love her to death. If she knew I was linking this photo...





....I WOULD BE A SINGLE MAN.
4 years ago
yea putting shitty filters on to pictures is awesome can we talk about art now?
4 years ago
that was my impression about being a vapid cunt
4 years ago
talking to a vapid cunt
4 years ago
Yak is here, do want a screen cap of my paypal yak?
4 years ago
I'm intending to finish my basement and turn it into a pub style game room....pool table, dart board etc.....part of it at least. It's definitely gonna be like an art gallery as well.
4 years ago
why would i want that?
4 years ago
"yea putting shitty filters on to pictures" Was that at me, yak?
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago

Sinaitis
Is yak on here?
I HAVE $100 DOLLARS US NO CANADIAN IN MY PAYPAL I WANT TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF FINACIALLY.
* Sinaitis waits *
That's why^
4 years ago
that was his impression about being a vapid cunt, punky
4 years ago
"yea putting shitty filters on to pictures" Was that at me, yak?
4 years ago
yup it still was
4 years ago
@ yak....





fuck you!!!!!!!
4 years ago
sorry.. busted
4 years ago
give me the original ill compose a 1million x better picture and it will take me only about 10 minutes...


its horrible but true
4 years ago
@YAK BUSTED? WHAT DID YOU BUST? YOUR NUT, ON HEATHER'S CHEST?
4 years ago
good one punky
4 years ago
well... no
4 years ago
I'm scared of this thread and am now leaving
Have fun punkyyak.
4 years ago
DON'T FUCK WITH SOMETHING I LOVE, GOD.
4 years ago
no punky... i said you are busted
because i called you out on a shitty picture... and rightfully so
4 years ago
That's right sin, spare that money for someone that deserves it.
4 years ago
like i said
post the original... give me 10 minutes and ill compose a 1million x better picture than you could ever do...
fair game?
4 years ago
meh, whatever...






...GOD.
4 years ago
that was just yak's impression about being a vapid cunt
4 years ago
@Barrel
Who deserves the money? :(
4 years ago
I like your pic.s Punky.
4 years ago
Yak we have the original right here
http://muchosucko.com/81011/punky-photagraphy
4 years ago
SOOO...I SMELL A "PHOTO" CHALLENGE????????????
4 years ago
Barrel.......lel
4 years ago
The efukt guy
4 years ago
say me.... oh
4 years ago
how about I submit an original pic that neither of you have ever seen and you both have 20 minutes......fair?
4 years ago
fair
4 years ago
punky v yak photoshoop challenge
4 years ago
My money is on Yak, not because of superior skills but because the rival won't understand what's going on.
4 years ago
i need word from you both
4 years ago
I couldn't give it to you Heather (giggidity)
It would seem so desperate and stuffs :(
4 years ago
im going to make a jiffy pop, ill be back
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser cracks his fucking gorilla knuckles *
4 years ago
Zeke how will you know they have never seen it?
4 years ago
because it's a pic i took......

link's ready......you game yak?
i don't have all night
4 years ago
Oh. That would be perfect:)
4 years ago
One time I had all night.
Lemme tell ya it was a sweaty night.
I'm thinking maybe more story time though I better not spill too much.
4 years ago
it seems to me that someone has gone silent
4 years ago
yeah, my filters suck on this one as well.


http://i.imgur.com/4fHSt4y.jpg
4 years ago
Did you read "Story Time" with Barret the other day? :(
4 years ago
I guess punky wins
4 years ago
I'm into story time:) After they do this Sin?
4 years ago
where you pulled a cartman and shit out your mouth?

i did.....
4 years ago
i got the imgur link whenever you're ready yak
4 years ago
oh, wait...



http://i.imgur.com/VInV5ar.jpg
4 years ago
Punky I think he chickened out.....talking out of his ass again
4 years ago
WHERE WAS THE STORY TIME WITH BARREL?





Sorry utmost importance needed caps
4 years ago
This is gonna get fun...



REMOTE FLASH SHOT....JAPAN...




http://i.imgur.com/2FWXnLA.jpg

4 years ago
hahaha...
4 years ago
What are you laughing at you imbecile
4 years ago
This...


http://i.imgur.com/6OtFSN5.jpg
4 years ago
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BayOs9pCQAAGQPW.jpg

ready
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/uiMkRLk.jpg
4 years ago
Welcome back, im pleased you didn't die.
4 years ago
whats going on?

besides punky posting horribly composed shitty photos?
4 years ago
You lost the shop-off with punky
4 years ago
Punky, that is what you were laughing at? I don't believe.
4 years ago
i almost did, and probably will after i eat that mound of popcorn
4 years ago
I have an original photo that you both have 20 minutes to apply filters to and post........you game yak?
4 years ago
It's not a great picture, but you both gotta make it great
4 years ago
sure.. not 20 minutes tho... cuz im going to go to sleep soon
say like 24 hours or something
4 years ago
punky you accept? 24 hours....
4 years ago
11/10 Barret. Would puke logs with you anytime.
4 years ago
and is it at least fairly high resolution?
4 years ago
he has dreamy long hair now
4 years ago
Ha ha.

Dreamy...
4 years ago
I giggled.
4 years ago
thats one word for it :(
4 years ago
fairly.....idk the specs
4 years ago
jesus now punky's wandered off
4 years ago
i love long hair
4 years ago
* yak imagines heather playing with barrets hair *

4 years ago
yak, fuck you. I don't have any of my photos loaded in imgur, so fuck off, you Grizzly Adams lookin mother fucker.
4 years ago
You gotta keep sentences short, and link lots of pictures. To keep his attention. or let him talk to himself.
4 years ago
it's super high resolution.....idk what imgur does to it
4 years ago
so thats a win then?
4 years ago
i would
4 years ago
since punky cant actually do shit on shit?
4 years ago
.....what does having photos loaded into imgur have to do with anything?
4 years ago
punky.......read damn you

24 hours to do what you will with this pic
4 years ago
@yak I'LL SHIT ON YOUR FACE, BUDDY.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
original is 2272 x 1704
4 years ago
so................................
i win?
4 years ago
punky you have 24 hours.....

http://i.imgur.com/k1vztWT.jpg
4 years ago
he's an evil Brick Tamland
4 years ago
I love... lamp, I love FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS HOMOS
4 years ago
thats the picture? wtf do we do with that shitty thing
4 years ago
Ok...done.
4 years ago
8)
4 years ago
you make it a million times better than punky's yak
4 years ago
I kinda agree with yak... I think the pic should have an actual subject
4 years ago
(Spelling it out for punky)

Hey P U N K Y B R U I S E R!

You have to :

1. Save that picture that Xzekiel just linked.

2. Try to make it super awesome, to show you are a better shopper then that nerd Yak.

3. You have 24 hours to sub the new shop to mucho under the Awesomeness category.

4. Good luck you glorious fucktard.



http://i.imgur.com/k1vztWT.jpg
4 years ago
it has multiple subjects heather
4 years ago
yea...
im going to say this is a shitty photo with absolutely no subject matter
no artistic value.. and an overally shitty photograph
i bow down to punky
4 years ago
alright.....go with heather's bowl of popcorn then
let's see how you weasel out of that one
4 years ago
you dont really understand composition huh?
4 years ago
@yak this is where your imagination comes into play, sir.
4 years ago
You know what that cow picture is missing to make this interesting?
Possum penii on all the cows.
4 years ago
You've already got me beat, yak. My shit is so fucked up. All I see is a rainbow wheel. 8(
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/usVUT3J.jpg
4 years ago
better?
4 years ago
NOPE
4 years ago
Just let Heather pic something
4 years ago
* Barret gets to work on the cow picture *
4 years ago
Barret wins....I swear to god. He's right, let someone that has nothing to do with art, pick something to manipulate.
4 years ago
xzekiel The Iron Liver
It's not a great picture, but you both gotta make it great
17 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
wait...that came out wrong. Sorry. Heather 8(
4 years ago
meh, fuck you all

I was trying to make yak put up or shut up
FOR YOUR SAKE DIPSHIT
4 years ago
Heather please pick a giant hairy uncut wang for them to stare at and edit for the contest.
4 years ago
hahaha...<<<<dik comment
4 years ago
I gave you two options of run of the mill, unspectacular nature pics
you can suck each others' 9ers
4 years ago
I'll have you know I went to the David Bowie exhibit TWICE fyvm.
4 years ago
I know, I stuck my foot in my mouth. Sorry. 8(
4 years ago
It....it is my life's greatest work....

http://i.imgur.com/474wfjG.gif
4 years ago
zeke all that anyone (even punky) would do to those pictures is just edit the levels on them (beause they dont really make everything pop) but there isnt actually anything else 'to do' to them
the fact that you dont get that there isnt really much to do with those pictures kinda says that maybe like.... you dont get it :(
4 years ago
Barret, I've seen better from you.
4 years ago
But never more possum penii
4 years ago
I don't "get it", no
I picked the two most bland pics i had
4 years ago
im working on mine
4 years ago
i think any true artiste would work with what they had and not just be a bitch about it and duck out
4 years ago
I'm signing out, this is super boring. Tomorrow, my friends...mañana.
4 years ago
now you know how we feel
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/lKLio3e.jpg?1
4 years ago
huehuehuehue
4 years ago
lol heather
4 years ago
Good job, Heather.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
its too small, i suggest opening another tab to get the full effect
4 years ago
Needs more tits
4 years ago
dont talk about Helen Hunt like that
4 years ago
Only needs a ufo and a lazor bear
4 years ago
I was gonna add more stuff but cutting in pant is tedious man
4 years ago
Germanguy would approve.
4 years ago
now what
4 years ago
when I do arts, I prefer classic techniques
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5KczmlY.jpg
4 years ago
I think i really made it "pop"
4 years ago
Hahahahaha
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LmiPEWh.jpg
4 years ago
and the two fucks that call themselves photoshop pros don't even try
4 years ago
Yeah so far its Punky/Yak sharing 4th and 5th spot.
4 years ago
zeke you gotta do a cow one
4 years ago
i did it but i didn't like it.....and that was without adding other pics
the waterfall one I had screwed with the colours/filters/whatever on just in iphoto, but i reverted it :/
4 years ago
i'll try the cow one again...
4 years ago
oh this is what i had done to it but it's kinda weak
http://i.imgur.com/pCplUBB.jpg
4 years ago
needs more background work and less foreground darkness or w/e
i'm no expert
4 years ago
lol^^

one more for zeke
http://i.imgur.com/io4GS2N.jpg
4 years ago
i'm motherfuckin tron, bitches!
4 years ago
needs more vigneitte barret
4 years ago
Really taking my art to the next level here
http://i.imgur.com/Xfyce9m.jpg
4 years ago
Wow we spammed that much, and still only second most discussed.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3ce318O.jpg



I couldn't figure out how to do a halo
in retrospect I maybe should have given her angel wings
4 years ago
That, is, beautiful work Zeke. Bravo.
Im dead serious.
4 years ago
Needs more white paint and angel wings
4 years ago
.....wet angel wings
4 years ago
No.

* Barret touches zeke's lips *


Its perfect the way it is.
4 years ago
worstroom.com

in case you ever thought you hated your apt.
4 years ago
I think some sopping wet angel wings would really make it "pop"
4 years ago
I hate to ask this where people can see...
Did chat go down? It got slower and slower and now i can't connect.
4 years ago
yeah yak broke it. i had to share the link here because im in awe
4 years ago
Hi
4 years ago
I liked the multilevel, a little expensive though.
4 years ago
the button doesn't work for me so fuck it

and heather i looked at an apt in downtown portland that was pretty fucking bad.....$700 or so from this huge company and it was like a kitchen the size of a bathroom, a bedroom about the size of a california king bed and a bathroom like a small closet
4 years ago
hi loslobos
4 years ago
Hi
4 years ago
Blonde dayshift has arrived!
4 years ago
in unbelievable some of these apartments.... some of them are like 4 feet ceilings!
4 years ago
finally!

* Heather zzzzzzzzzzzz *
4 years ago
I'm playing hooky from work, terrible connection. Just waving an hello
4 years ago
Damn those tiny pictures.
4 years ago
i need to try to sleep but i don't think that's gonna happen
are all you chatfags retreating back to chat?
4 years ago
Nah chat is down, ive been on my way to bed for 12 hours but think im gonna force myself now.
* Barret eats food instead *
4 years ago
Midget having much more than 4ft ceiling is just wasteful
4 years ago
there were normie sized apts in college that these midgets were living in, and i agree. they must have spent a fortune furnishing the step-stools. it's nice when architects/engineers think of the little people.
4 years ago
soon...
4 years ago
Damn, you guys need jesus..
4 years ago
"there's no way to make it pop"

http://i.imgur.com/Bec4Ghs.jpg
4 years ago
fuckin noobs
4 years ago
i may have stretched it a bit much, but you get my drift
4 years ago
"WAAH THE PICTURES AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH"
"DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND COMPOSITION"

you fake ass faggots
4 years ago
Calm down
4 years ago
Tell me how to add users on that muchopedia bullshit
4 years ago
ok, go to muchopedia, and close the page
then ask yourself
why the fuck you're on there in the first fucking place
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Gotcha
4 years ago
Hey, Animal
Type [[TheAnimal]] to make it embed
4 years ago
Can you do it for me?
4 years ago
Sure. Just write whatever you want and I can edit it when you're done
4 years ago
Zeke.. You make me laugh
4 years ago
i seem to make a lot of people laugh.....
i never know if they're laughing at me or with me
guess either way works
4 years ago
This time it was with you
4 years ago
What's a semantic search? It it some jew shit?
4 years ago
i wasn't laughing this time though.....
4 years ago
Yea, stay away from that
4 years ago
You made a funny, now leave it
4 years ago
i make funnies all the fucking time
people just don't understand when i'm considering it funny
4 years ago
Many you're not as funny as you think you are?
4 years ago
Best funnies are when people don't know when they are funny.
4 years ago
I'm funny. I read over my old comments and giggle like hell. No one else ever seems to think so though.
4 years ago
lol now that's funny
4 years ago
*giggles*
4 years ago
I took this poetry class in college, before i took too many shrooms and went nuts and dropped out......and the teacher went around the room, asking people why do you write? Is it for you or for other people? Everyone seemed to have the same answer 'I write to express myself to the world.......I write in hopes that other people can relate'.....blah blah fucking blah. It got around to me and I said, tbh, I write cuz I want to, because I feel like doing it, because it makes me happy. If other people like it, great, if they don't, well, it was never for you anyway.
4 years ago
like i carefully construct every comment here for the good of others.....fuck that
4 years ago
Poetry is for fags
4 years ago
Zeke the poet..
That's what I ment by best funnies are not planned to be funny.
Writing stuff at the top of your head is to me what's most intrestesting to read. Even the failed stuff
4 years ago
Write me a poem. Include a nudie pic with it
4 years ago
(Open invitation)
4 years ago
nowadays it seems to be, but i've heard some good slam poets, who i haven't been able to find since. a century ago though no one would have said poetry is for fags. nowadays it's hip hop....it's all poetry just in a different form, and no one likes the og way
4 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'll fuck you dead and eat your poo.
4 years ago
Where's the nudie pic, fgt
loslobos@muchosucko.com
4 years ago
i haven't written poetry in years...
i'll get on that.....you may not like the outcome though
4 years ago
Some poetry is cool I guess, when it's not sounding forced
4 years ago
Meh, I'm not a poetry critic. I used to write a lot myself, not poetry but lyrics
4 years ago
Do I have a mucho email too?
4 years ago
here's some slam poetry for you loslobos
http://muchosucko.com/75035/
4 years ago
If you want, you have to email admin@muchosucko.com and tell yak you want one and include a password. And if you want it forwarded to your private email
4 years ago
animal you gotta email admin@muchosucko.com
4 years ago
Too slow fucker
4 years ago
So if I want one I have to communicate with yak? Not worth it
4 years ago
It's one way communication anyways, he won't reply unless you pay him. But he'll set that up for you
4 years ago
i'ma work on something for you loslobos.....maybe after i get my bathmate.....til then......
http://muchosucko.com/104531
4 years ago
If I get one will you send me pics of your bhole?
4 years ago
Yea how about that, Zeke. Will you?
My butthole is already on MS, enjoy
4 years ago
Lol, bathmate. Pumping action eh?
4 years ago
Haha no. I wish
4 years ago
That did happen once tho. One of those drunken stupors. Sadly no pics where taken
4 years ago
I wrote some slam on here somewhere......

hank said it was shit
4 years ago
Link it
4 years ago
I miss Hank:(
4 years ago
i also explained the life of siddartha gautama and his enlightenment and the sects of buddhism on here somewhere......people just said it was shit
and now dik says "we used to have political discussions here, why has it changed"
fucking waah
4 years ago
fuck hank, find it yourself
4 years ago
*siddhartha
4 years ago
Key words "used to". Dik haven't said anything intellectual in years
4 years ago
He mainly complains on how much Mucho has changed yet he's just another whining faggot that is best off hiding in chat
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
but hank killed it for me......the intellectual talk that is
with him trying to constantly one up people and all that niggering
4 years ago
I'm just in it for the freakporn and the free parking
4 years ago
That's the spirit
4 years ago
hank was the ultimate attention whore
4 years ago
Minus the nudes. That fucker left without submitting one single nakkie:(
4 years ago
I used to think Hank was bad until i saw the Germans
4 years ago
It's a "we lost the war" kinda thing. They never got over it
4 years ago
hank was just an asshat
the germans are just trolls
if you realize that they're trolls they're funny
if you realize that hank's a troll he's still an asshat
4 years ago
Nice slam poem dude
4 years ago
thanks..
4 years ago
Oh so that's what it was
4 years ago
Dude, it stats with five.
Has seven in the middle.
Then ends with five again.
4 years ago
it was not haiku
if it was you'd know it
lick my balls dog
4 years ago
also, haikus aren't always 5-7-5
don't limit me bro
4 years ago
bullshit they are so, zeke
4 years ago
Get a decent camera ya cheapskate
4 years ago
I give this 3/5 mehs.
4 years ago
Were you Reading the Herald? I've seen those ads before.
4 years ago
That was in the USA Today...
4 years ago
recover password
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