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Machete To The Head

Man dies instantly after being hit in the head with a machete.

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by thatdude420

submitted December 4th 2013

32 comments
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Machete To The Head
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Cleanup in aisle 1
4 years ago
lol blood
4 years ago
fake, no danny trejo
4 years ago
Why is not one upvoting this genius comment?!?!
4 years ago
Because we can't upvote comments maybe?
4 years ago
And it's not genius.
4 years ago
The Machete movies suck. And the next one they are gonna put out, the one with him in space is gonna suck too.
4 years ago
heh, the classic "gonna stfu on principle"

wtg bono, big ups!
4 years ago
That fellow doesn't know what to do
4 years ago
fellow?
4 years ago
AE: fella

hey toolya! hows the wife?
4 years ago
Bird! What's up? The wife an I are going X-mas shopping as soon as my hair dries. How's life treating you?
4 years ago
fucking great! apprenticeship is coming along nicely, new place is cozy, wallet's full cuz i won the "grandpa died and left me shit" lottery, i'm off the anti-depressants, still drug-clean.

i just need to lose a couple pounds and find a girl, then i'm golden!
4 years ago
Were they dead before they hit the floor ?
4 years ago
I think that's what instantly means.
4 years ago
Falls momentarily then kinda goes stiff for rest of the fall
4 years ago
I thought he was pop lockin
4 years ago
I'm gonna call fake .... looks like a prank
4 years ago
the video looks pretty real
4 years ago
what a horrible accident
4 years ago
I hope he at least got the fly he was trying to hit.
4 years ago
He got something, I'll say that.
4 years ago
How do you not see that coming? If I see a man with a big knife coming towards me, I'm the fuck out of there!
4 years ago
He clearly yelled at him "LOOK OUT THERE IS A FLY ON YOUR HEAD"
4 years ago
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butthurt
4 years ago
When I was a kid my best friends mother had just resigned from her job and a month later her former company fired one of their workers. The black guy came back with a machete like knife and killed everyone in the small office. Three people I believe.
4 years ago
"The black guy"....lol
4 years ago
"Machete To The Head"? 420, clearly…your title is inaccurate. A blow to a humans head, doesn't produce the amount of blood being spewed onto the floor, in this gif. Dude got his neck slashed, that's why his blood appears within a millisecond of the actual "swing". I was gonna downvote this because of you stupidity, but I have no desire to hang out with retpile at the moment.
4 years ago
not to mention, a sharp machete(which I assume it is) would penetrate the skull, and be somewhat difficult to retract.
4 years ago
*your
4 years ago
I wish you were the one with the Machete to the head in this gif.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bNNpAu4Ss
4 years ago
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