points: 35

Whipped Asscunt

NSFW

With Balls Tied To Ankles

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by Heybooger

submitted December 3rd 2013

128 comments
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4 years ago
^^All of my this.
4 years ago
Typical republican.
4 years ago
* jrob2020 slaps sportys asscunt *
4 years ago
* Sporty giggles *
4 years ago
????
4 years ago
Shit, that was HILARIOUS!
4 years ago
I wonder how he gets his balls so shiny?
4 years ago
When the professor gets involved in Frat hazing?
4 years ago
Sorry felt like I was playing Jeopardy for a second.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Is it Sin-ay-shus or Sin-ay-tis or Sin-ay-tee-us
4 years ago
yeah, I've tried to pronounce it, and it's like a fucking nightmare.
4 years ago
His avy rocks ass, though.
4 years ago
It's a surname with many different pronunciations. The most common being Sin-nay-itis
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser looks in the mirror, and says..."Sin-nay-itis" *
4 years ago
Legend goes if you say it 53 times while looking in a mirror at night with a full moon while you have your shower running on hot water only you'll wake up with jrob's glowing/grey jizz in your mouth
4 years ago
It's also good luck too.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser turns shower on, puts duct-tape over mouth, and heads back to the mirror. *
4 years ago
It didn't work, DUDE. Am I doing something wrong?
4 years ago
So I was on /b/ and I rolled during a fap roulette. I'm supposed to fap into a sock to only bestiality vidz involving jap women for the whole night without cumming for 3 hours. I haven't gotten hard for 4 hours. I think I'm doing something wrong too PB.
4 years ago
The only time I use mirrors, is when I'm trying to say your user name, or I'm doing blow.
4 years ago
I'm not going to call you a liar, but I thought most people do blow on plain tables?
4 years ago
other than that, mirrors are useless.
4 years ago
*SMOOTH...plain tables.
4 years ago
My buddy never did blow, but we called his table the cocaine table because it had 6 or 7 grooves in it perfect length and thickness for a good line.
4 years ago
I kid, I haven't touched that shit in two days...really...I haven't.
4 years ago
Two days is a record?
4 years ago
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SHROOMS, "SIN-NAY-ITIS"!!
4 years ago
hahaha...
4 years ago
I did shrooms in college my roommate gave me for free. Didn't do shrooms after college, but I did meth for about 3 years which was bad.
4 years ago
^8O
4 years ago
WHAT THA FUCK????
4 years ago
Jrob, go clean your house, you stinky cockroach.
4 years ago
PB you would like this movie, especially on shrooms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1ertVYn750
4 years ago
Yes I would, sir....and thanks for the link.
4 years ago
It's on netflix if you have that. Some crazy mad trips/throwback to the 80's/other drug stuff. It's from like 2009 or 2010. Underrated.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8vaRVwF0xA
4 years ago
^I should've subbed it. 8(
4 years ago
damn, Sinaitis...you didn't dig my link? meh, oh well. Life goes on in a beautiful way, whilst on the magic mushroom. 8)
4 years ago
I'm still watching it it's like 21 minutes long dude.
4 years ago
hahaha....sorry. hahaha....
4 years ago
I'm cleaning up my apartment and watching it, and commenting on here. I'm like 10 minutes in and it's interesting to say the least.
4 years ago
I'm usually multitasking as well, whilst on Mucho. It gets difficult at times...to say the least. 8(
4 years ago
Making popcorn is not multitasking, Punky. 8(
4 years ago
Unless it's Jiffy pop.
4 years ago
LOL!!
4 years ago
Claude has a point :c
4 years ago
I love you, CB...I really do. hahaha...
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz leaves the JP on the stove and backs out of kitchen. *
4 years ago
*knife
4 years ago
I'm actually only 7 minutes 'cuz my internet sucks. Never get Century Link. It's shit internet, but at least they advertised their shit correctly. I get like 1.5 mbps upload which is what they said I would. Meh.
4 years ago
7 min in the shroom vid*
4 years ago
got any?
4 years ago
If so, I have a PO BOX.
4 years ago
*poop box 8(
4 years ago
Meh. I've used one of those for years.
4 years ago
No one likes my comments...are they that fucking bad? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
Yes.
4 years ago
No'nt.
4 years ago
Claude double negative'd I don't understand. Most folks don't like every comment they like PB unless it's really good...
4 years ago
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, YOU FAGGOTS!! I'M FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW, GOD DAMN IT!!!
4 years ago
It's not the quality, it's the quantity.
4 years ago
I can't stop laughing, god damn it!!!!!
4 years ago
* Bono covers his eyes with his hands. *


Where is he?

* Bono uncovers his eyes *


PEEKABOO
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz slams Punky's hand into the steaming Jiffy Pop bag. *
4 years ago
8( ouch
4 years ago
* Sinaitis jingles keys for his own amusement *

Sorry if jrob feels like I'm stealing from him :(
4 years ago
???? I hate keys, Sinaitis.
4 years ago
I HAVE 30 SOMETHING KEYS, YOU FUCKER. I HATE THEM.
4 years ago
WTF I DIDNT KNOW WHY ARE WE USING ALL CAPS?
4 years ago
IT'S CAP-DAY...DAMN IT. d8)
4 years ago
FYNW....







I mean fynw.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Goddamn...I would love to watch this sittin in a lawn chair havin a beer and just LOL'ing through the entire process.
4 years ago
another awesome sub ruined by punky
4 years ago
^BUTTHURT
4 years ago
You gonna take that jurb?
4 years ago
Sorry no ones paying any attention to you, Gayrob.
4 years ago
H'es gonna take that, punky.
4 years ago
HE IS TAKING IT
4 years ago
YEAH, HE TAKES IT IN THE NUTT.....





....LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP.
4 years ago
*BUTT
4 years ago
hi
4 years ago
8)
4 years ago
*bye
4 years ago
VVVV
4 years ago
Hiii
4 years ago
oh look im down here now
4 years ago
YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!!
4 years ago
Cut you off
4 years ago
you're trapped in a Bono sandwich now
4 years ago
MMMMMMM
4 years ago
TASTY
4 years ago
FAG
4 years ago
sorry, didn't mean to stuff you, Bono. I thought you were jrob, and I'm DRUNK.
4 years ago
What the hell is wrong with Jrob? He's spiraling outta control. 8)
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDlC7oG_2W4
4 years ago
Let that be a warning about what drugs will do to you.
4 years ago
Story time with Sin nay itis.
I was fapping and I felt a sneeze come on and I wasn't feeling that sick so I just kept fapping, but then I got that tickle in my nose. I kept fapping anyway and eventually I achooed all over my fapstick. I continued anyways using the sneeze as lube. I sneezed again about 5 minutes later, but this time when I sneezed I looked down and I came right at that moment into my open sneeze mouth and I got fap goo (sneeze+jizz) in my mouth, on my face, etc it made me throw up on my fapstick the second I realized it.

/end story time
4 years ago
and on that note im going to bed...
4 years ago
Tomorrow chapter 2...did I stop? did I clean up? I know I'm a literary scholar leaving that ingenious cliffhanger there.
4 years ago
Should have quit while you were ahead
4 years ago
It was a learning experience. That's for sure.
4 years ago
So what did you learn?
4 years ago
Sneezes make good lube.
4 years ago
1) Don't do drugs
2) Do drugs, just don't let anyone know about it.
3) Buy drugs, at a reasonable price..not from the cheeky guy.
4) Go to church, and to drugs in the bathroom.
5) I would type more, but I'm slow at typing. 8(
4 years ago
I can't do drugs at church or go to church, but the rest of that list is alright with me.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
That was about as smooth as Tennessee ditch weed.
4 years ago
YAY!!! I got a "like"...and it was from a cool ass user!!!!
4 years ago
@Claude I sure did done thinked so.
4 years ago
CB, I'm mad at you, because you didn't upvote any of my challenges. }8|
4 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
here, you might like this.


http://muchosucko.com/118670/JAKE
4 years ago
^That's a beautiful cat.
4 years ago
^That's a beautiful cat.
4 years ago
8)
4 years ago
CB, were you drunk in that gif?
4 years ago
Kidney stone.
4 years ago
I can tell. Drink some beer, inhale some duster, and when you pass your stone, it will be like xanadu. Trust me on this one...
4 years ago
"duster"? Christ, I don't want to fire it out like a goddam BB...
4 years ago
hahaha!!! Why not? People are afraid of Kidney stones, but if you work with it, and your sexually creative, it can be bliss.
4 years ago
*could
4 years ago
this is the first and probably only time I've seen 'kidney stones' and 'sexual' in the same sentence. I'm actually impressed
4 years ago
recover password
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