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Paul Walker Dead Body - Real

Can't believe none of you found it sooner. Do I have to do everything? Posted this in comments already but I figger this is good for Mucho's SEO.

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by Bono

submitted December 3rd 2013

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Paul Walker Dead Body - Real
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4 years ago
In light of the football-themed link...

Seahawks daaaaaammmmmmn
4 years ago
Dem tear ducts
4 years ago
I never seen a person cry like that before.
4 years ago
Hate to say this.....The Denver Broncos are gonna be Superbowl champions this year.
4 years ago
Bronco's BOOYA!
4 years ago
thatdude420, oh really? I've got $10 sitting here, care to put a wager on it?
4 years ago
I'd bet 10 on the Broncos
4 years ago
Don't worry smerf the Seahawks will be in the Superbowl too. It will be Denver vs Seahawks.
4 years ago
Lions gonna shock the world!
4 years ago
I'll bet $10 the broncos won't make the superbowl
4 years ago
Hey Drums...you cunt!
4 years ago
Looks like smerf just made himself 10 bucks.
4 years ago
inb4 welch
4 years ago
Look at Niggtradamus up there^^^^^^
4 years ago
Negrodamus*
4 years ago
I knew it didn't sound right.
4 years ago
And here's me, still not caring.
4 years ago
you just cant get any deader than that
4 years ago
Why does he look like a beat up meatloaf?
4 years ago
I think they all took turns poking it with a stick.
4 years ago
Could be anyone's charred remains ....
4 years ago
would steal something from his body and sell it over the internet
4 years ago
who the hell is paul walker?
4 years ago
Your dad.
4 years ago
Longest mucho kill in history?
4 years ago
whoever made the last comment before the crash has that title
4 years ago
Crash? Shut up noob.
4 years ago
stoopid noob!
4 years ago
googled his name and found out like you people he was nobody that anyone cares about
4 years ago
I googled Crashninja and then I fell asleep
4 years ago
Hi Barret
4 years ago
Hello there
4 years ago
Tell me something
4 years ago
Barret, did she just scare you off?
4 years ago
Way to break up the conversation.
4 years ago
ok...I'll leave. You two have fun. 8)
4 years ago
* Heather gets popcorn *
4 years ago
*Jezebeth grabs let another twizzler*
4 years ago
what did you want Barret to tell you?!
4 years ago
Indeed
4 years ago
He's so creative, I thought he sling something out.

4 years ago
Sorry;( Well maybe I can tell yall something
4 years ago
I was Jenbirdy all along
4 years ago
ok tell us something
4 years ago
One of these days im gonna tell you guys something.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Let it be today
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjW5rkXiQdc
4 years ago
Worst Christmas ever :(((((

* Barret decorates *
4 years ago
Cool song bro.
4 years ago
thanks, tinski!!!
4 years ago
I used to be a big RUSH fan, and this connects some how. I think it's the synth progressions and time signature
4 years ago
So no story then.
4 years ago
Barret, I'm gonna sock you in the nuts, buddy. hahaha111
4 years ago
*!!!
4 years ago
hahaha!!!
4 years ago
can someone tell me a goddamn story?
4 years ago
Barret's following me. 8(
4 years ago
I will tell one Heather.
4 years ago
ok
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser taps foot, and waits *
4 years ago
Ok, this is about a girl I knew in middle school. Not my friend, but another close friend I had, somehow accepted her as Her friend. Now this chick is poor, dirty & smelly. I swear I don't know if/when she took a bath.
4 years ago
bathing is way overrated
4 years ago
can i get a do-over?
4 years ago
So I would see her around, she lived walking distance from me. So one day I'm walking down the street with my friends, and we see her outside her house on the street. So we go over, and I shit you not, she is wearing some crusty white ish boxers, with stains, and some kind of too big off the shoulder top. For her shoes, they were like these shiny black high heels.
4 years ago
I'm not done, just breaking it down.
4 years ago
oh ok
4 years ago
Im working on an epic tale down there... :(
4 years ago
So here she is in filthy clothes that don't fit and some "fancy" shoes. So we talk, and hear a man yelling. Look over and a man is screaming and trying to throw clothes, stuffed animals, and other things out of a window. We ask, she says "yeah that's my dad, he's drunk and mad" ok then, I think I asked if this was common or normal, and she said yes. He must have been wasted because he had a hard time getting those things out the window.
4 years ago
I remember her laughing, and thinking it odd that she would find it funny to have her things thrown out. So anyway, we see her at school with bruises on her face a couple times. But she had older brothers she blamed it on. So one day I'm over at my friends house, and we are hanging out, and the other girl shows up.
4 years ago
you should know that you're on the fast track to getting a cool story, bro....
4 years ago
yeah, thats the whole point of this thread. a story. keep up.
4 years ago
although I should have just suggested most random places you've had sex
4 years ago
I hope there's a good point to this story
4 years ago
perhaps you should keep up with the slang, sweetmeat...see, giving someone a "cool story, bro," such as this:

http://muchosucko.com/87217/cool-story-bro

is one of those sarcasmastic sorts of things (because the story isn't really cool at all)...but thanks for displaying your ignorance yet again...
4 years ago
i know what you meant... and that outdated meme MIGHT be funny had it not been an obvious, dedicated story time.
4 years ago
here's another way to look at it, blondie...anytime you think you're about to "pwn" someone (or whatever beats around in that noodle of yours, knocking against thoughts of shoes) with the words "keep up," you should rethink it, and think again...ask yourself, is what i'm saying relevant? is it topical?? am i, perhaps, unaware of some key piece of evidence which would totally change my understanding?
4 years ago
tl;dr

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
4 years ago
self pwn.
4 years ago
So the 3 of us just hang for a while talking. Later the girl brings up an odd topic. She starts talking about smelling her underwear, and how her dad and brother even like to smell it! I was like dam girl. Then she proceeds to tell us that she wore a pair of underwear for a week, and did not take a bath for that week either. Says after that week they smelled so good. But I guess it was still not good enough for her, because then she says she put them in between her mattress for I guess a while, and THEN she says they were smelling so good. She even described the crusty crotch of the underwear, how it was different crust, on top of other crust. *gag* I clearly remember her saying- "And I was sniffing them things all day long!" I was surprised that she did it and at the time I didn't know if she was fucking with us, but my other friend said it was true. I have no idea why she told us.
4 years ago
Barret?
4 years ago
Sorry took so long, I had to walk my dog.
4 years ago
you say "dog" but you really mean "dinosaur" don't you?
4 years ago
Yes I do mean that.
4 years ago
Heather, maybe we should go with your idea?
4 years ago
perhaps your face is also spaghetti everywhere?
4 years ago
ok
4 years ago
fucking whunu is funnier than you tr
4 years ago
tell you what, pal...you link just one of his comments that proves that and you'll really have something,
4 years ago
of course, it seems unlikely you could even do something that simple...
4 years ago
why would i?..you know god damn well youre the librarian on this site
4 years ago
the sentiment carries all the weight it needs to
4 years ago
was this meant to be a joke?

you say "dog" but you really mean "dinosaur" don't you?
4 years ago
so, let me get this straight before we proceed...you're implying that your opinion is so worthless that you can't even back it up with any sort of facts?

did i get that right, or do you have yet another excuse?
4 years ago
no..im saying simply by me pointing out that you are an unfunny pile of shit makes it so
4 years ago
Whunu, funnier then TR.

Confirmed.
4 years ago
that's one of those youth things...oftentimes, when someone is telling a fictitious story, they end it with "everybody walked the dinosaur," "spaghetti everywhere," or the fresh prince theme song.
4 years ago
of course, it is even older than "cool story, bro" so it's no surprise that you never heard of it.
4 years ago
youre not young so what gives?
4 years ago
sorry, kid, but it's pointless to discuss things with someone who is incapable of backing their opinions with facts.
4 years ago
just one of these alleged "whunu" comments could do it.
4 years ago
assuming that there ever was such an entity
4 years ago
...oh no!...youre running me off the site.......
noooooooooooooooooooooooo..........
4 years ago
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4 years ago
just think...decades from now when this is being reviewed, the unbiased reader will only take away the simple fact that you couldn't provide any facts to go with your opinion.
4 years ago
..is he gone yet?
4 years ago
Whunu

tr sucks.

some time ago
report spam | like | 300 likes | stfu | -2000 stfus
4 years ago
Yeah that was weird.
4 years ago
Im sad that report that punky's youtube comments are just as violently annoying and sad as his ms comments.

"Kickass!!! I'm very jealous.

I'm currently unemployed, and I'm at the end of my rope when it comes to living in this money driven world. You're a very lucky and talented individual to be running an amazing machine like this. I'm sure you're making great money, and I'm sure your company provides wonderful benefits. Keep up the great work and wish me the best.

All this shit comes to and end one day, the hard part is filling in all the "life gaps" until then.

GodSpeed."

8(
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
maybe if i try to feel sorry for him, i won't hate him so much...
4 years ago
This thread gave me AIDS
4 years ago
Don't blame the thread, blame your cock-hungy anus...
4 years ago
Tongue hungry*
4 years ago
What kind of tongue?
4 years ago
@barret - i just dont get how a 43 year old man can sound so much like a 12 year old girl
4 years ago
thats a squatch
4 years ago
When i was a teenager, i was about to go on a long boat ride on one of our exclusive ferries or whatever its called. (we call it Hurtigruta).
Sadly i get easily seasick when i haven't been on a boat for a while.

Before the boat even left the docks i was starting to feel a little queasy. I also hadn't eaten for a while so i went to the cantina and got myself a plain hamburger with fries. I forgot to get anything to drink and wasn't gonna be arsed to get up to get something.

By the time I was finished devouring my meal, the boat was on its way, I got up, and instantly almost fell over due to being dizzy. Fuck, im going to have to barf, i muttered to myself. That burger tasted like shit by the way....Dry, stale, no salad, spices or sauce or anything.

So I stumbled my way towards the nearest bathroom, literally bouncing off the walls, trying to keep my balance. Scaring the shit out of the people i passed, i must have appeared like a drunken mad bull, about to trample them.

Wow it almost feels like the room is swaying right now just thinking back on this...

I made it to the bathroom, i was hoping to barf in the sink, but i couldn't even stand upright, so i was going to have to get on the floor and shove my face down in that filthy toilet.

I got down on my knees, grabbed the toilets handicap handles with all my might so i wouldn't fall over, yes i was that dizzy.

And then i barfed...or at least attempted to.
Because i didn't drink anything and my stomach was empty before eating, my dinner came up as a solid log, stuck in my throat, it wouldn't come out.
Stuck in my throat, i kept coughing and re-barfing, slowly pushing that fat sausage up my throat.

It felt like i was going to choke and die, i figured, this is it, im going to be found dead here on a public bathroom floor, with a huge vomit-poop sticking out of my mouth.

Finally the thing started to come out, i could see it hanging out of my mouth, while it was still partially stuck in my throat, a yellow brownish mass with bits of un-chewed burger meat and fries pieces in it.

As a final insult, it plopped down into the water, splashing delicious toilet nectar in my face.

and that's the story of how Barret lived to barf another day. Man that turned out a lot longer then expected...
4 years ago
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4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
*Jezebeth wipes laughter tears*
4 years ago
Id tell the story about the time i joined the circus and saved Russia from nuclear disaster but i need a shower...
4 years ago
nice one barret
4 years ago
Thanks poss
4 years ago
that story was fucking hilarious
4 years ago
I hope your team lose tonight.
4 years ago
me too buddy
4 years ago
why is it that i just picture a brown skinned cartman trying to poop out his mouth?
4 years ago
because pop culture has supplanted your imagination
4 years ago
WHAZZZZUUP!
4 years ago
hahahahaha, catchphrases!

i recognize them.
4 years ago
yum! jerky!
4 years ago
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