points: 18

Instant Adoring Boyfriend

So appartenly someone actually made and sold this video for lonely women

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by Jones

submitted November 30th 2013

63 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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http://i.imgur.com/JQ7cz9a.jpg
4 years ago
Too good to be true

He must be gay
4 years ago
So you like gay-ish men?

I'm pretty sure most chicks don't like guys who sit around the house reading tabloid magazines, ironing, and doing dishes. Pretty much three of the least manly things a man could ever be caught doing.
4 years ago
LL, any man with an accent like that is obviously gay.
4 years ago
Not my type
4 years ago
Looks too Swedish.
4 years ago
I hate swedes
4 years ago
he looks like sealbasher
4 years ago
* Sealbasher flexes his muscles *
4 years ago
Confirmed for not my type then
4 years ago
isn't your type teenage girls, alskling?
4 years ago
so, what kind of man do you prefer? the gay looking ones?
4 years ago
Try elskling, i think she'd like that.
4 years ago
I just said he looked gay and isn't the type of man I'm into. Tr is just filling in random shit as usual
4 years ago
random shit, huh?
4 years ago
so, you're denying molesting teenaged girls now?
4 years ago
I fingered a 16 year old girl once. Don't make me gay :3
4 years ago
She approached me. U jelly?
4 years ago
first of all, you just contradicted yourself, eslkling.
4 years ago
you are a faggot
4 years ago
disgusting
4 years ago
what with you relating the story about how you crashed a house party and fingered/molested 2 young girls.
4 years ago
did she approach you and tell you how sweet your nose was?
4 years ago
So much right in this thread...yet so much wrong.
4 years ago
How did I contradict myself... Tr can never keep to the topic the thread starts with, anything he then adds is random info
4 years ago
She came up to me and said she wanted to fuck and I compromised by rubbing one out for her. Geez, it's not a big deal
4 years ago
let's review.

lospedos claimed that this gay was not her type. she has already revealed her type to be drunk teenage girls. this is a typical attention whore move.
4 years ago
Seal, I bet you fapped to some lesbo porn in your time, shush your mouth
4 years ago
Not really, one time is no time. And it wasn't me who brought this up to begin with.
4 years ago
Just realized i haven't even fapped in 3 days, and there's still no activity down there, wtf penis?
4 years ago
Oh Barret :(
4 years ago
since you have socialized medicine, you should go see a specialist about that...the ol' rub and tug doctor....
4 years ago
"doctor, i'm still flaccid after tranny scat porn...what can i do?"
4 years ago
*the sound of latex slapping on a wrist*
4 years ago
*the sound of ky jelly being squeezed from a tube*
4 years ago
I don't think you're helping with Barrets boner, quite the contrary...:/
4 years ago
I'm gonna sub something for Barret now. Hope you like it
4 years ago
Barret, currently seen browsing freakporn.
4 years ago
Barret do they not have sewer prostidudes where you are?
4 years ago
Sadly no, there were some gypsies in town for a while, but they all looked like Yak.
4 years ago
I would have thought that would have been a bonus for you?
4 years ago
Aw, that sounded mean after I read it back, sorry dude.
4 years ago
lol
8 months ago
I liked this motherly nurturing side of LL. I can see what the stalkers see in her.
8 months ago
lol who are the stalkers?
8 months ago
I forget.
8 months ago
Good boy
* cryax laughs in sewer with barrett and drinks some pepsi *
8 months ago
I don't understand how you've all been pussified...

"Lol, this is just a joke, because sewer rat hahaha"
8 months ago
You people fucking sicken me.
8 months ago
Have some fucking balls cryax

I liked you better before
8 months ago
I need slippers.
8 months ago
Here's a lifeprotip: If they talk shit about others to you..

They're gonna talk shit about you to others.

LPT
8 months ago
And that's when I check out.
8 months ago
Mud
8 months ago
scrawny
4 years ago
does he even lift?
4 years ago
I wonder who the sick fuck who searched dik is :(
4 years ago
This guy sucks at putting whip cream on stuff.
4 years ago
I wish my English was as good as Jones.
8 months ago
sub your engrish
8 months ago
Sounds like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlkk3JhzwAo
8 months ago
liar!

dont worry i still like you despite your sami handicap
8 months ago
Should have ended in some pov rape fetish porn.
8 months ago
recover password