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How to Fight a Baby

if yak ever breeds.

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by Heather

submitted November 26th 2013

110 comments
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Vanilla youtube trash
5 years ago
loslobos agrees.

What else did you find on the front page of Youtube heather?
5 years ago
I saw some dope guitar videos.
5 years ago
why don't you just vote and move on Bono? You've got an awful lot of shit in your repertoire I'd rather not rehash.
5 years ago
I do have rather "a lot of shit in my repertoire", don't I?

(That's the opposite of vapid)
5 years ago
Although many people would contest I'm still a cunt, I'm fine with that, considering I'm original.
5 years ago
Original > Vapid, you see dear.
5 years ago
well, 'dear', you've been saying the same shit for weeks now, see, that's the opposite of original.
5 years ago
call him "lambchop" now
5 years ago
There are a select few on Mucho who fall into a special category of "unhelpable" - meaning quite simply they are too dumb, boring, an unfunny type of insane, some combination of the three, or just aren't a team player.


My point is I don't waste OC on people who fall into these categories.

You aren't a team player, Heather.

5 years ago
You're in good company though.

* Bono looks at dik, tr, and punky. *
5 years ago
no tr, theres a difference between repeating yourself and parroting other people... you just happen to do both.
5 years ago
Heather:
http://gph.is/IrVNzZ
5 years ago
no tr, theres a difference between repeating yourself and parroting other people... you just happen to do both.
5 years ago
* Bono shrugs. *


I just wanted you to know that even though I repeat myself a lot, I am trying to convey that I truly dislike you.

Do something more exciting.
5 years ago
so, let me get this straight...
5 years ago
Ooo, let's review!
5 years ago
sweetmeat is repeating her claim that i both repeat myself and allegedly "parrot" other people.
5 years ago
I'm gonna let TR take the wheel on this one. Later....




(vapid cunt)
5 years ago
oh you do. not simultaneously, of course.
5 years ago
Claude: that drained my laptop battery in about 10 seconds :( but lol
5 years ago
http://gph.is/IrWGbN
5 years ago
thanks :(
5 years ago
http://gph.is/IRWLfL
5 years ago
mainpage
5 years ago
what...
5 years ago
that link just went to the mainpage
5 years ago
hm
5 years ago
you can submit one, but Ive not done it...
5 years ago
I don't know what happens when you do.
5 years ago
I SUSPECT it uploads to the site
5 years ago
ya, but does that make it interactive...
5 years ago
do it
5 years ago
http://gph.is/IrXjlQ
5 years ago
hahahha

you're sick.
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
hold on, I'm a perfectionist.
5 years ago
http://gph.is/1aTCESB
5 years ago
http://gph.is/IrYxNN
5 years ago
hahahahha
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
pretty much sums up any, and all of my early 20s.
5 years ago
...getting punched in the face by a bear?
5 years ago
at least witnessing it
5 years ago
This is obvious Bono bait
5 years ago
No. It's not.
5 years ago
....

I'll take your word for it.

But only this once.
5 years ago
* Bono uses two fingers to point at his eyes, and then at Claude *
5 years ago
Move along, tween.
5 years ago
* Bono repeats last movement *
5 years ago
http://gph.is/1aXtmEc
5 years ago
Here, JT:
http://gph.is/Igti98
5 years ago
When is the last time you saw your PO, cat?
5 years ago
Right after the AB charge:
http://gph.is/IgtncJ
5 years ago
jesus.
5 years ago
Fair enough, carry on.

The bear is a nice touch.
5 years ago
I wanna go to that party....
5 years ago
Gotta have the password. It's like Eyes Wide Shut in here.
5 years ago
If I could only remember Beethoven's only opera...
5 years ago
looks *preeeettty* exclusive
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38xqgBy12eM
5 years ago
a tad bit less sexy though.
5 years ago
okay, im out. maybe on a flight in morn.
5 years ago
* JamesTKirk Calls airlines to warn them. *
5 years ago
I dropped my girl off at the airport today and as she walked in I yelled, "Stay clear of the drug dogs!".
5 years ago
haha, that is a TSA guard's wet dream right there.
5 years ago
We were just in the drop off lane, but I did get more than a few looks.
5 years ago
why you such an idiot?
5 years ago
,,,
5 years ago
just on the news today...
5 years ago
fuck you no way!
5 years ago
* MetalFace clicks beard tag for fun *
5 years ago
yu sick fuck
5 years ago
Surprisingly few wives of gays
5 years ago
* possum re- reads "Brothers Should Fuck" *



(actual title)
5 years ago
it was a pretty good read, up until the gay stuff
5 years ago
Felt like a slight at the jerks like....
5 years ago
the only thing i hadn't seen on the first page of "beard":

http://muchosucko.com/107376/Fatty-Fap
5 years ago
Couple revolutions in the dryer will take care of this little fucker.
5 years ago
pfft.
5 years ago
Heather's right. Better set it to permanent press just to be safe.
5 years ago
YOU SICK FUCK
5 years ago
Who said I was talking about the baby?
5 years ago
Leave that poor hipster alone!
5 years ago
i really really really hate babies
5 years ago
ohh they're so cute
ohh so adorable
ohh - they shit on you , piss on you, spitup on you and it's all CUTE!
5 years ago
fuck babies
5 years ago
um
5 years ago
haha....
5 years ago
I'd beat that baby's ass worse than I'd beat JerkStore.
5 years ago
babies suck!
5 years ago
re- um
5 years ago
so rage. such badass.
5 years ago
im sure youre feeling disappointed about not being able to get felt up in jail... blue balls and shit
5 years ago
I didn't have to go. My lawyer is a beast. Got me a great plea deal, and a continuance till January so I'll still be able to drive over the holidays. I got time served and he got my fines cut in half and a couple of charges dropped.
5 years ago
Dude, he hooked it the fuck up! I was trying really hard not be a grinning ass fool in front of the judge. I was so happy, but had to look like I was sorry for what I did.
5 years ago
You know I've always thought maybe me and Rish would get along
5 years ago
Hahaha! I get along with most people IRL. My lawyer seems fascinated with what I got charged with and then after he met me and realized I wasn't a piece of shit. He also said the cop liked me and failed to file some paperwork that he needed to.
5 years ago
Everybody likes me. Except bartenders. Most places I'm a regular at I'm either banned from or the bartenders hate me.
5 years ago
geez, having fun sucking yourself off there rish ?
5 years ago
that explains it..
5 years ago
Yep, I'm kinda drunk too.
5 years ago
I'm basically a pretty cool motherfucker, pretty much.
5 years ago
Confidence is sexy
5 years ago
self deprecation has a more subtle allure i feel
5 years ago
I'm pretty sexy either way.
5 years ago
Wow bucky could you try any harder to suck 1rish1's dick?
5 years ago
...That depends,

Does he want me to try harder?
5 years ago
This would've been better had the baby been naked.
5 years ago
* MetalFace reports to the fbi *
5 years ago
recover password
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