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my youth

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my friends and me always compared our dicks it always was a lot of fun to see how big the penis of our best friend had grown

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by germanguy

submitted November 19th 2013

67 comments
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my youth
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I still do this
4 years ago
Penis
4 years ago
Boys in Sweden have a game where they circle jerk over a cinnamon roll (don't ask why) and the loser has to eat it. I'm wondering if other countries have this kind of male culture aswell
4 years ago
uh... who exactly is the 'loser' :(
4 years ago
The guy that is the last to cum
4 years ago
i mean.. obviously the dude who is eating it... but how do they determine who loses ;/
4 years ago
wtf ;/
4 years ago
fucking swedes
4 years ago
Haha too slow
4 years ago
Yea that game is weird, mostly teens do it.
4 years ago
i dont know whats worse...
the fact that they are circle jerking over a perfectly good cinnamon roll.... or that they are circle jerking at all.... or that someone has to eat it..... or the fact that the loser is the dude who 'lasts' the longest... or the fact that they are actually able to fap while being in a circle of dudes around a cinnamon roll :(
4 years ago
So many levels of wtf, I know
* loslobos goes back to work *
4 years ago
so like... this 'game' is like... a well known game?
like.... ... ... just like... the fact that some dudes out there years later are like 'yea remember when we all circle jerked and ejaculated onto that cinnamon roll and you had to eat it?... good times good times...'
4 years ago
We have the same in germany with cookies, and the one who doesn't hit the cookie with his load has to eat it.
4 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU EUROS????
4 years ago
well that pretty much explains hitler...
4 years ago
It's a known game but nobody really does it. There was a scene about it in some german movie, i think it got popular by that movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21_zv_IHtjE
4 years ago
Over here, that game is called "Soggy Bisquit".
4 years ago
The Swedish game is called "Runka bulle" or "Fap a cinnamon roll"...
Hah, I was almost certain other Euros would have similar games
4 years ago
I'm an American.
4 years ago
It's something ppl talk about but I never heard anyone admit they have done it. It's probably more common with guys doing military service than the average gang of friends
4 years ago
O rly. Gotta be a Canadian version too then
4 years ago
I just figured it was a joke thing. Like snipe hunting.
4 years ago
I hope it is
4 years ago
The Canadian version involves beating off on yak and the last guy licks him clean.
4 years ago
Sounds more like your masturbatory fantasy, lobos, than anything that actually happens.
4 years ago
Now that you mention it, it's not a bad idea
* loslobos saves for later *
4 years ago
Yeah, pretty sure its a joke/myth thing. It's called "kiks" overhere and involves a cracker.
4 years ago
here it involves corn
4 years ago
They just call it "dinner" in Norway :/
4 years ago
well, their food IS white and bland...
4 years ago
Real men play lutefisk.
4 years ago
I knew i sensed people making fun of Norwegians over here...
4 years ago
When aren't people making fun of Norwegians?
4 years ago
* Jones goes out scrounging for lost tennis balls *
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
This has got to be an urban legend, for fucks sakes.
4 years ago
No shit Sherlock.
4 years ago
not in germany
4 years ago
I hear the Canadian version, as previously described, is pretty popular.
4 years ago
I've heard 'soggy biscuit' as a frat initiation game....along with the elephant walk
4 years ago
The game is called Limp Biscuit in America....hence the name of Fred Durst's Band...Limp Bizkit....noobs.
4 years ago
except it was alway with a cookie
4 years ago
I did it all for the nookie
4 years ago
shut up dush
4 years ago
So you can take that cookie and shove it up your ass, shove it up your ass, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
4 years ago
Im pretty sure there are many names for it and many versions, all equally delicious






What did I just say?
4 years ago
Playing doctor is fun
4 years ago
Yeah I remember playing some fucked up games.
4 years ago
Go on...
4 years ago
Yeah really, please share with the group.
4 years ago
One of the baby sitters I went to had 2 teenage sons, they were probably 14, 15 yrs. This bitch never really watched us, and they were strong fuckers, always fighting, always had hard dicks. So they would make games or "judge" the younger kids. So we would do flips or cartwheels, really anything, and they would rate it. Or if they shoved you, and you fell over- then you loose. Just a bunch of stupid stuff like that, designed for us to fail. Loosing involved pretty messed up stuff. Grinding, dry humping. God they smelled so bad. Getting your hand pushed down their pants. If you didn't "play right" then the bastards would knock the wind out of you, or give you a body hit, and you Always got called a pussy, wimp etc. No rape, well at least I know I didn't but I'm pretty sure it never went that far with the others too, and nothing too advanced.... The adults were always in the bedroom with the door shut, I think meth. But I was not there for too long thankfully. It could have been a lot worse, but still fucked up.
4 years ago
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR GODDAMN PARAGRAPH OF BORING SHIT
FUCK OFF
4 years ago
BOING!
4 years ago
She probably asked for it the slut
4 years ago
No jrob you should read it, it's pretty hot
4 years ago
Ecept someone please link my grammar nazi psa
4 years ago
"Oh no I fell" "guess I have to touch your boner" "oh rats" ;)
4 years ago
Yeah they could probably not knock you over...... So you would be safe.
4 years ago
I was just paraphrasing for jrob
4 years ago
Well at least your comments are funny, jrob just caps and yells fuck off.
4 years ago
You figured it out.

Toaster>Jrob
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Dat punky laugh :(
4 years ago
Someone's a big boy
3 years ago
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