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Someone's Favorite Sex Toy

We won't say who uses this for pleasure....

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by tr_willk

submitted November 19th 2013

99 comments
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Someone's Favorite Sex Toy
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Down vote because heather linked it in chat
4 years ago
way to give it away
4 years ago
the secret is out now....
4 years ago
it could even be a repost....
4 years ago
not the first time he's taken material from chat
4 years ago
not even the second or third.
4 years ago
you snooze, you lose, sweetmeat.
4 years ago
Thats where tr gets all his material
4 years ago
like you would know, zekebro.
4 years ago
what with you being scared to go in the mean old chat....
4 years ago
I'm not sure Ive seen him form a unique thought.. he just parrots the people around him.
4 years ago
this is where heather admits that she scrutinizes every word i type, because the awesome verbosity that is tr_willk necessitates her needing new panties....
4 years ago
Yeah..im scared to go in the mean old chat WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
4 years ago
if nothing ever happens in there, then where did this come from?
4 years ago
we actually speculated how long it would take tr to adopt certain nicknames for people in chat... made guesses... it wasn't long at all
4 years ago
i had no idea you were so obsessed with me, blondie...you're breaking their hearts now, you should realize...
4 years ago
i'm just kidding...your obsession is palpable.
4 years ago
it wasn't me who had the idea, I wasn't even online at the time actually.
4 years ago
nice backpedal.

>we actually speculated

> I wasn't even online at the time actually.
4 years ago
just think, in a few more years everyone will be treating you like this.
4 years ago
well it was more than once, I was notified when I got online. But anyway it doesn't matter anyway, it's private... I shouldn't be discussing it.
4 years ago
after insinuating something that may or may not be true, backpeddals even more:

>I shouldn't be discussing it.

4 years ago
She said too much already.
4 years ago
exactly
4 years ago
are you saving a looney from every plate of fries you schlep out?

you may need it sooner than you think, since your "brains" aren't even going to get you to the shoe store without taking two wrong turns....
4 years ago
not that you'll be able to afford shoes soon....
4 years ago
lol! you sound mad. and it's loonie.
4 years ago
if i sound mad, it's because you're reading the awesome verbosity aloud with the wrong tone.

if you aren't reading it aloud at all, then you should probably seek medical help sooner rather than later.
4 years ago
I've got more than enough money, don't you worry your giant deformed noggin.

4 years ago
it's easy to tell when you're butthurt though, you should work on that.
4 years ago
are you storing that largess in your cheeks, like a squirrel with some nuts?
4 years ago
Well this thread went from amusing to sad quick...
4 years ago
also, work on your insults.... cause that was bad.
4 years ago
if i were really butthurt, bb, i'd just invite you to kiss my ass and make the booboo feel better.
4 years ago
you're so bad at this. ok.. heres some advice. maybe if you stopped being so boring and predictable, people wouldn't make wagers on your behavior, ok?
4 years ago
I did win $25 though, so thank you
4 years ago
let's review:

the awesome verbosity that is tr_willk is such a dominating force that you're reduced to wagering on my behavior...just like the fans wager on their favorite sporting teams and such.
4 years ago
He ended with verbosity. Pay up.
4 years ago
And here are the results:

Heather: 1
Tr_willk: 0
4 years ago
it's nice to see the fans offer their armchair analysis.
4 years ago
I ask in all sincerity.. If YOU have to keep pointing out your awesome verbosity..really,how awesome could it be?
Oh let me hazard a guess...less awesome then cryass hitting on jenbirdy
4 years ago
nice mention of my awesome verbosity
4 years ago
Its no sport club symbols
4 years ago
pwned
4 years ago
upvote for trinidad moruga scorpion peppers
4 years ago
meh.. jealousy
4 years ago
+says he can't be bought out
-gets bought out with food
4 years ago
Those peppers were.supposed to be sent to me a year ago
4 years ago
fucking tr...
4 years ago
what a welcher
4 years ago
I doubt I'd send you bromail either if you likened my gf to a hungry hungry hippo....just sayin....
4 years ago
I never called her that...i for some reason had a shop of him in a hippo suit....but i never called her a hippo
4 years ago
I'm not searching for it.

But, you did on numerous occasions tell him to search for cheetoh dust in the cracks of her stomach.
4 years ago
Or maybe that was her couch, same difference really.
4 years ago
Youre probably thinking dik....the only thing i ever called her was the walking forehead
4 years ago
That reminds me I need to get the new Walking Dead. Ty sir.
4 years ago
meh lets just say you dont deserve the hottest peppers in the world and leave it at that.

and what are you talking about dush? i have never said i cant be bought out
ever...
if anything the opposite :P

4 years ago
So...when Jaws offered to buy mod privys?....
4 years ago
Last I checked the hottest pepper was the bhut jolokia..
4 years ago
xzekiel bhut jolokia isnt the hottest and hasnt been since 2012 ;/
trinidad moruga scorpion pepper is the hottest by over 2x

why would i sell mod privs.. that makes no sense....
4 years ago
incidentally, zeke, if you recall, you moved and never gave me your address, so how could i send you anything?
4 years ago
I don't get it. Upvote...because that Teddy bear's got some serious issues.
4 years ago
Upvote because Toaster downvoted and most of her votes are absolutely bad.
4 years ago
Hey, Bono. Look over to the left. Someone signed up with the user name, "retpile". Hahaha!!! What a faggot.
4 years ago
I find that if you call people faggots indiscriminately, it lessens the effect of the word.

BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED ME
4 years ago
damn..I said that. Is that why you just said that?
4 years ago
faggot
4 years ago
well...I didn't say the last part.
4 years ago
hey!! you cheated!!!
4 years ago
ME AND PUNKY VS THE WORLD
4 years ago
if you notice, "reptile" has downvoted 87 out of 88 total votes.
4 years ago
Who said I was retpile, tr?
4 years ago
I have noticed that. He's like Hogmaster on steroids.
4 years ago
Is that how you spell reptile? (retpile)
4 years ago
chances are that idiot misspelled reptile...but we'll probably never know because it is unlike they will ever make a comment.
4 years ago
sooo...we just busted cryax trying to make a new alt?.....





SWEET.
4 years ago
if you look at the voting record of all the downvoters, they are all pretty much haters...and that isn't even adding in the fact that they hate me specifically.
4 years ago
yeah, haters get on my fucking nerves, tr.



* PunkyBruiser stares at possum *
4 years ago
let's just look at the numbers, since numbers don't lie:

"retpile" 88 votes 87 down
"heather" 585 votes 196 down
"theallmightytoaster" 11690 votes 4802 down
"magawd" 17193 votes 7104 down
"xzekiel" 8598 votes 2686 down
4 years ago
General, you have way too much time on your hands, sir.
4 years ago
if you look at the time stamps (while it is still visible) it only took me 5 minutes...and i was doing other stuff while i wrote that comment, too.
4 years ago
It's all good, tr. wAIT fOr iT....

HOOOLD.....




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH3Uv4C-ihM




4 years ago
i have a higher downvote to upvote ratio..however i dont downvote based on the subber..and i only upvote things i think are funny are titties
4 years ago
*and
4 years ago
jrob..you are worse than cryass at his STFU'ing worst..fuckin deliverance
4 years ago
See what happens when you wear your heart on the outside. Your fucking face ends up like this.




* PunkyBruiser slams mic *
4 years ago
That's the coolest looking upvote list I've seen in awhile. 8P
4 years ago
Yak
4 years ago
Check your mail pls
4 years ago
It helps if you add $$ to whatever you write when trying to reach him.
4 years ago
Explains the automatic reply from PayPal
4 years ago
always put in the subject "$$$"
4 years ago
AND FOR THE RECORD I WOULD HAVE RESPONDED SOONER IF I WASNT SLEEPING
4 years ago
if you put "$$$" in the subject tho the bed starts to vibrate...




its a sex thing.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles swats yak with a yamaka... oy vey... *
4 years ago
God what a hook nose
4 years ago
Yamaka? Is that a jap thing?
4 years ago
it sure is xweakiel..they make pianos and motorcycles
4 years ago
recover password
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