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Ikea prank

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by Jones

submitted November 16th 2013

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Story time with Animal....
I moved in with this chick about 5 years ago who decided we needed a shit load of new stuff to cram into our tiny little 1 bedroom apartment. The bitch dragged me to ikea 3 Saturdays in a row! I went into one of the display bathrooms, pulled my pants down and sat on the fake dunny waiting for someone to come in so I could yell fuck off, gimme some privacy or something along those lines. The curtain flings open, I yell fuck off as I look up and see this fucking little kid standing there starring at me like she'd seen a ghost. She fucked off crying so I hid out in the cafe eating Swedish meatballs and fries till it all blew over. Best ikea trip ever.
4 years ago
better than Squidleytime
4 years ago
bullshit. squids stories are the best
4 years ago
stories, in order of coolness:
1 - Tool
2 - Squate
3 - Jerks
4 - Dug
5 - Alex13
6 - Zeke
7 - Dik
8 - Yorick
9 - 1rish1
10 - Onlinecriticchick
4 years ago
97 - Crashninja
98 - Punkybruiser
99 - Possum
4 years ago
dude, i am cooler than crash
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3dXFhmd.jpg
4 years ago
yu bastard
4 years ago
im laughing at crashninja whilst i poop

i love technology
4 years ago
so, done any editing worth looking at on 'pedia?
4 years ago
I got feed up with Hakansex having more content than me, so I went a little haywire. http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Jones
4 years ago
now i'm afraid to look
4 years ago
* possum subs another music vid, then looks *
4 years ago
* possum faces the peril now *
4 years ago
Hahaha, good job. I wish i could like lines on the wiki.

Also.

"insert meme picture here"

Signs up on wiki.

Writes his own article.
4 years ago
I mostly did it to spite Loslobos.
4 years ago
If theres anything that bitch hates, its worthwhile content.
4 years ago
You figured it out quick...
4 years ago
If only she'd remove the "User" categorization of all the pointless nude photos, and put them in the AWs instead, it might actually be a bearable user experience.
4 years ago
Yeah the user list is about 3 times too long.
4 years ago
fyi - yak...
4 years ago
still havent looked tbh
4 years ago
that thing's still around?
4 years ago
ylvis is god damn adorable. i want to snuggle them.
4 years ago
they are not dik!
4 years ago
thank goodness they arent!
4 years ago
and i cant snuggle dik. ill get pink eye
4 years ago
fuck off dikskank
4 years ago
poss is so cute when he gets rowdy
4 years ago
We need toaster here to put him in his place
4 years ago
shes probably off in one of her other many many chatrooms
4 years ago
Not sure if :) or :(
4 years ago
* possum blurps at heatherbot *
4 years ago
:)
4 years ago
weirdest site ever
4 years ago
Dahoo dahoo, flurgen jergen mergen glergun.
4 years ago
recover password
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