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BONO'S DAD LOVES THE POPOP

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Thanks for teaching me about Amyl Nitrate jrob.

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by Barret

submitted November 13th 2013

252 comments
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GOD DAMN YOU, BARRET!!!!!!
4 years ago
I didn't know there was a such thing as a Zombie-Faggot?
4 years ago
He has to be using a chocolate based form of food. There's no way dude's this shitty.
4 years ago
200 points. 8(
4 years ago
The fuck are you on about you babbling retard? No Angry.
4 years ago
Anyway, sweet avy bro.
4 years ago
Keep on trying, Big Boy...keep on trying. 8)
4 years ago
“
4 years ago
4 years ago
Wut
4 years ago
@Barret: By the way, this is your best sub...




...unfortunately. 8(
4 years ago
Funny stuff SportyBruiser.
4 years ago
I got my hopes up for a second
4 years ago
flattery, will get you no where?
4 years ago
Poop.““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““

Step 1) Copy poop.
Step 2) Paste it into a new comment.
Step 3) Place the cursor behind it.
Step 4) Try to delete it with backspace
Step 5) Fail :(
4 years ago
lollipoops!!
4 years ago
Kirk Douglas has really gone downhill..
4 years ago
more like son Michael Douglas
4 years ago
Dat description. d8\
4 years ago
@Barret I'm no "gif" king like you, sir. I'm a "CS" kinda guy. But your avy raises my concern with your creativity. Why can't you layer a big huge horse cock, in place of one of the beers I'm chugging? I mean, it would be super proper, with syncing up with me puking. Just trying to help out, Buddy. 8)
4 years ago
In the infinitely wise words of jrob.That sounds like work.
4 years ago
^LAZY
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser watches Barret's video again, 8( *
4 years ago
Jrob, do you even know how lame you look, acting like cryax?
4 years ago
So punky...how are you doing? Honestly.
4 years ago
pretty good, actually. As long as you don't link that photo of me sucking my own dick. Then, things are gonna get outta hand.
4 years ago
Can't remember a photo like that, sounds hilarious though.
4 years ago
I'll link it in five, just to help you out, eh?
4 years ago
better late than never, right?
4 years ago
YES
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser can feel Barret tapping his foot on floor, and waiting for link. *
4 years ago
Where...

Is....

MY

LINK FAGGOT!!!




Pretty please...
4 years ago
/punky furiously photographs himself sucking cock
4 years ago
No, No...it was an accident...I SWEAR. I'm 6-2, and I passed out one night, and my mouth ended up sucking my own cock by accident. I wasn't even awake when it happened. I was sleep sucking. 8(
4 years ago
Hahaha.
4 years ago
* Barret takes another sip of orange tea, it still tastes like shit. *
4 years ago
wtf is orange tea :(
4 years ago
you don't wanna know. 8(
4 years ago
aka...





pee-pee 8(
4 years ago
/heather googles the fruit orange.
4 years ago
lol!
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser googles Heather *
4 years ago
I mean... the first thing I considered was tea made from orange peels, but that sounds awful :(
4 years ago
In all fairness i did say it tastes like shit.


Yup, still does.
4 years ago
*orange penises
4 years ago
Hahahaha
4 years ago
I don;t know what it tastes like. Fill(feel)us in, Barret. 8)
4 years ago
Like, Shit.
4 years ago
* Heather sends Barret some earl grey and a webcam *
4 years ago
I'm drinking King Cobra right now. It tastes pretty yummy.




I DON'T FUCK AROUND, PEOPLE.
4 years ago
ATTN: Barret
Somewhere in Norway
Norway, Earth
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/UnDYcya.jpg
4 years ago
Heather is seducing barret ._.
4 years ago
*running off
4 years ago
oh stop it.
4 years ago
Running off to pick up his webcam
4 years ago
that passport looks like a parody of itself
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser makes fart sound *
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster makes real fart sound *
4 years ago
NOOOO!!!
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser puts on gas-mask *
4 years ago
"WE THE PEOPLE" 8(
4 years ago
1984...
4 years ago
and no i dont mean orwel
4 years ago
IT'S ZEKE'S MIRTHDAY!!!!
3 years ago
I wonder if he is still alive..
3 years ago
he's in a shiny hospital room...doing just fine, Aka.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVdUsgYA_D4

3 years ago
Good to know, so when does his straightjacket come off?
3 years ago
i should have seen this a year ago... passport photo? identity theft here I come...
3 years ago
yet more comments I don't remember. fking wine.
3 years ago
With close to 20,000 comments in a 4 year span what do you expect... wine or not...
3 years ago
don't make me feel worse than I already do
3 years ago
* Heather chugs *
3 years ago
I think you're supposed to sip the wine....
3 years ago
I've BEEN sipping
3 years ago
lmao
3 years ago
What wine are you drinking? Maybe time to switch brands...
3 years ago
It's from a box, isn't it?
3 years ago
no! who do you think I am?!?!??!
3 years ago
there is a cork....made of CORK
3 years ago
synthetic corks are for amateurs
3 years ago
yeah and they're a bitch to pull out of the bottle
3 years ago
Push them in... it's faster.
3 years ago
Need a strong finger though...
3 years ago
the sexual innuendos are strong in this one
3 years ago
Success!!!
3 years ago
It's a shame you don't live down the street from me.... you'd make a great drinking buddy...
3 years ago
I am VERY good at drinking and decent at being a buddy, thank you for noticing
3 years ago
if you have cheese, my buddy rate goes up significantly
3 years ago
Cheddar, Gouda, Gorgonzola, Brie.... I got you covered.
3 years ago
high five
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCm-FSPy0bA
3 years ago
what's your age?
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost pours Heather a drink and passes the cheese tray *
3 years ago
37
3 years ago
do you like Interpol?
3 years ago
good stuff!!
3 years ago
I guessed well. They're one of my fav bands
3 years ago
We really need to go out for drinks
3 years ago
what other bands?
3 years ago
the last few bands that played on my mp3 player were 30 Seconds To Mars, Addicts, foo fighters, pj harvey, and portishead
3 years ago
def tones are up now...
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4MGwlZuAc
3 years ago
you like the strokes then?
3 years ago
They're in my playlist...
3 years ago
lol SHOCKED
3 years ago
I love them, they're on my 'to see' list.
3 years ago
I'm lucky that list has been narrowed down to a very short few bands
3 years ago
nice!!
3 years ago
who else is on that list?
3 years ago
radiohead is #1, I had tickets.. then there was a stage collapse a few summer back, their drumtech died and we were left in the parking lot staring in disbelief
3 years ago
a couple other of those bands I will see this summer, 'future islands' I cant wait. And The Beatles, man, they're stellar..
3 years ago
I remember the stage collapse...
3 years ago
yeah it was one of the most disappointing moments of my life lol
3 years ago
yeah... we for sure need to meet up for drinks and tunes....
3 years ago
oh... and cheese
3 years ago
that is quite literally the summation of my existence lol
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ee4bfu_t3c this guy...
3 years ago
I can feel the passion from here....
3 years ago
yes he's intense lol I love it
3 years ago
Fucking Letterman... "I'll take all of that you got"
3 years ago
Brilliant
3 years ago
What about Blue October or Snow Patrol?
3 years ago
I like snow patrol a lot and Blue October had that one song..into the ocean and then I stopped
3 years ago
Need to do a little more research but we may be music soul mates....
3 years ago
lol FINALLY
3 years ago
nice non-working link
3 years ago
pleather
3 years ago
which one/. the letterman one? I just watched it!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZvTbMkcf0c this is good
3 years ago
I watched it twice!!
3 years ago
yak turned off the links for me again
3 years ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE is finally watching the gays of thorns *
3 years ago
don't talk about GRRM like that
3 years ago
game of thrones should have been the title of a jap gameshow where the squeeky girls took turns sitting on a pooper,dookin on the show's host
3 years ago
hmmm how about a little Imogen Heap?
3 years ago
she has some good songs... if you like the genre, listen to zero 7
3 years ago
They're in my playlist too
3 years ago
lat time I listened to them via random play they were sandwiched between Warren Zevon and Nirvana
3 years ago
It was an interesting few minutes
3 years ago
zero 7 is great, especially when Jose Gonzalez sings... I have tickets to see him but I cant go anymore :/
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxJhYpTIrl8&list=PLgZ8JvBMwAkNSipgxhCrRcpiZ1rBbzvWG
3 years ago
There is no greater pain in this world than having tickets to a show and not being able to go...
3 years ago
lucky for my wallet they were cheap but he is wonderful
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=423pbDqgsjc
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYDpWqxoDPQ
3 years ago
k.
3 years ago
That's good shit
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost throws a curve ball *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCvRT2sy5FE
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
lol hey i'm in highschool again
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmX5c7HoUw
I thought it was this at first
3 years ago
now that's funny
3 years ago
Here's a curve ball.... left handed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uiYp8xKjLM
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElqRhtSEa4g
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpz_gUyImhw
3 years ago
now I cant stop
3 years ago
It's like drinking, isn't it?
3 years ago
yeah I should stop that too
3 years ago
As soon as one bottle gets opened you know your gonna be in it for more... lots more...
3 years ago
yeah I never understood those 'ill just have one drink' people
3 years ago
They lack ambition, drive, and tenacity...
3 years ago
They will never be successful
3 years ago
like Dean Martin said..
3 years ago
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
3 years ago
classic!!
3 years ago
You may like Brazilian Girls...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aVUB0nIONo
3 years ago
I do like a few Brazilian girls
3 years ago
Ahhhhhh here it is....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aV5PbWixGo
3 years ago
while I would like nothing more to stay up and link youtube videos (seriously), I have to work tomorrow... have a good night NG
3 years ago
You to Heather... I'll catch you on the flip side
3 years ago
Wtf's going on here
3 years ago
You missed it... We're done.
3 years ago
Facking hell.. i always miss all tge fun
3 years ago
Frank Sinatra said that Heather, not Dean Martin.
3 years ago
Frank Sinatra said "That Heather" , not Dean Martin
3 years ago
It's attributed to both of them, seems no one can agree.
3 years ago
They were both too drunk to remember who said it so they decided to share the credit...
3 years ago
The debate lives on...
3 years ago
Turns out neither one of them said it. Jack Lemmon said it in Under The Yum Yum Tree.
3 years ago
today hurt.
3 years ago
Fire bad.
3 years ago
fun read
2 months ago
bleh..those cabinets are gay
4 years ago
Yeah, that dude has NO FRIENDS...and even if he did, they would keep "stick-ups" in their pockets, just for a casual visit.
4 years ago
Dude is SUPER GEEKED. It takes some "fire-fire" drugs, to get a human to this level of fucking filth.
4 years ago
Its right there in the description/tags, Amyl Nitrate, i think you would like it.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser goggles Amyl Nitrate *
4 years ago
oh, that shit. I was doing that back in high school. So that's what mister shit fags sniffing, wow.
4 years ago
I haven't seen that shit in years.



* PunkyBruiser cracks open a new bottle of Amyl Nitrate 8( *





hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
Hahaha
4 years ago
sigh-made-me-laugh.gif
4 years ago
HEY!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!
4 years ago
poppers are disgusting...all the perverts that used to want their precious "video head cleaner" filled me with disgust...i still would take their money, of course, unless they fucked up and i couldn't legally sell to them.
4 years ago
^expert 8P
4 years ago
*popper
4 years ago
Wait a minute. My dumb-ass just caught something here. Why were you selling poppers/Rush to pervs, tr? Did you work at a porn store/head-shop? wtf?
4 years ago

tr_willk
I used to sell blow up dolls at the porno shop. The guys that would actually break down and buy a doll just didn't give a damn. It was always a challenge not to bust a gut laughing, or at least snicker a little...but those dolls were expensive items and I got a cut of some of that action. One guy in particular stands out...he bought his doll, took "her" to the sleazy-mart next door and inflated her at the air pump. He put her on the back of his bike (bicycle) and rode down the street with his lady, naked as the day she was manufactured.
6 years ago

tr_willk
probably the best thing about the job was that i ended up getting together with the one girl that worked our shift. she was, by default, the hotest girl at the porn shop, the stuff of fantasies of alot of men (being the actual girl that sold them the porn causes that). not all the pervs knew that i was having my way with her on a daily basis, but it wasn't hard to find out. and, it was 4:20 at that job more than once a night...some days it seemed like the clock was stuck at twenty after four...good times...and, one of the other guys who worked with us was outrageously in love with her (which i was oblivious to) and i would tell him stories along the lines of how she would get all mad because i would play video games instead of spend time with her, but i would give her the option to suck my dick while i was playing and if she did a good enough job i'd stop playing (alas, i never stopped). plus, i could have banged that guy's baby mama anytime i wanted.
6 years ago
4 years ago
^I blame Barret.
4 years ago
I used to respect you TR, but now, knowing that you looked down upon your loyal customers, and even considered snickering at them, all that respect turned to ash.

ASH!
4 years ago
well, the man show had an interesting point back then...jimmy kimmel explained that, no matter how bad you might feel about buying some crazy crap at the porno shop, the guy who works there is that much worse (which is true).
4 years ago
what i found most risible about the blow up dolls is that, for the cost of even the cheapest model, a prostitute could be procured.
4 years ago
Obviously you missed out on a promising career as a pimp.
4 years ago
TR's Hot Babe District.
4 years ago
now, i was forced to "look down" on the customers, but only because the counter was on an elevated stage...the only guys who were even close to eye level were the occasional professional basketball players who would come in to buy dvds.
4 years ago
i miss tha good'ol days. 8(
1 year ago
I really do.
1 year ago
fun read
2 months ago
second most fucked up thing on mucho ever
4 years ago
i can't help but think if this man was forced into this weird sex game. The old guy looks like he hates this.
4 years ago
I have to know what the most fucked up thing is.
4 years ago
The prison rape video, well to my recollection.
4 years ago
Punky stop STFUing people, its chaffing people's butts.
4 years ago
@OhGayMe It's kinda funny how you user name makes everything work really well, with Barret's sub.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser puts in, "Pacific Rim"......AGAIN. 8) *
4 years ago
I'm taking it back tomorrow. I'll end up paying for it, if I don't 8(
4 years ago
Is there a day where you will ever shut up?
4 years ago
Nope. The day I'll shut up, will be the day you get a proper face, FAGGOT. Hence, we're both fucked. 8)
4 years ago
Hey punky if you throw your keyboard across the room on the eleventh hour while whispering a hail mary it will give you good luck
4 years ago
go to bed, you beaner. 8)
4 years ago
jesus, someone pull punky's tongue out of barret's ass
4 years ago
Or just smash his fucking fingers so typing is impossible
4 years ago
He would find a way :(
4 years ago
He'd use his typing wand
4 years ago
lol@heather touching my "typing wand"


what a dirty tranny-slut.
3 years ago
Wonder what he does for a living
4 years ago
DOOKIE EVERYWHERE!!!


http://i.imgur.com/UnDYcya.jpg
3 years ago
lol wtf
3 years ago
Wow those American passports are certainly up your arse
3 years ago
Darin brent ?? What sort of gay names are those...
3 years ago
Why was Punky even linking that here?
And what does it have to do with Heather?
And why does he keep linking this sub?

Fucking. Punky.



Also Makobrosky you should totally have a look at this sub :O
3 years ago
Whose knows with punky
3 years ago
He makes little to no sense
3 years ago
This is how people unexpectedly take a trip to the emergency room...
3 years ago
and end up on shows like "what the fuck were they thinking" , "did you know the colon had so much room?" , and "you never knew this would get you rock hard..."
3 years ago
Speaking of shows... Chris Hansen should hire this guy as the decoy. When the predators enter the house this is the first thing they see.... followed by Chris' lovely voice "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC... why don't you have a seat right over there?
3 years ago
Toopoop/didn't read
3 years ago
It's like I have my own personal playgound here...
3 years ago
all alone...
3 years ago
Commenting to myself....
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VXnvbc1c0
3 years ago
One of the worst covers of my teen years
3 years ago
if only you could impregnate me with your swede-spit/piss juice.

* PunkyBruiser opens the lost book of Enoch. *
3 years ago
JENBIRDY!!!! WHUT UP, MAMA BITCH?!?!?!!! 8)
3 years ago
Well this is shit
3 years ago
wow...I was on fire in the post. hahaha
3 years ago
HEY!!! SHITHEAD!!!! WILL YOU TALK TO ME?? EVERYONE HERE ON "MUCHO SUCKO"(WWW.BUTTHURT.COM) HAS GOT THIS "ANTI PUNKY CAMPAIGN" THINGY GOIN' ON! PLEASE TALK TO ME, DOOKIE GUY!!!!
3 years ago
FUCK YOU..THEEEN!!!!
3 years ago
recover password
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