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Retard Puppets

Just like you and me

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by Vomitcircus

submitted November 12th 2013

103 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (103)
That strikes home more then you can imagine.
4 years ago
Dushan, oh Dushan.
4 years ago
Predictable.
4 years ago
He is about as broken of a record as dik
4 years ago
^ fat
4 years ago
Nope, fuck you.
4 years ago
Nope, FUCK YOU...BUDDY.
4 years ago
How about fuck both of you
4 years ago
ok, I'm down with that.
4 years ago
wait...wut?
4 years ago
Smerf, I think Punky wants you
4 years ago
only in a friendly way, toasty.
4 years ago
That's what you say now! No reason to be shy Punky, he'll be gentle I'm sure
4 years ago
still not allowed
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
To punky? Fuuuuuuck no.
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure I'm sensing a mucho love connection. Why fight it so hard boys?
4 years ago
DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME, MOTHER FUCKER. I WILL CATCH YOU, AND CUM IN YOUR GUTS, YOU PIXIE!!!!
4 years ago
Toaster, because he doesn't have tits and because he has a penis and because he is a he.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Smerf, I love ya, brah?
4 years ago
Well maybe you could take turns pretending to be the girl. I'm not really a details man, I'm the ideas man
4 years ago
^bollocks
4 years ago
* smerf is the big spoon. *
4 years ago
???? 8|
4 years ago
Smerf..can I make you a new avy? I'm pretty sick of looking at your present one.
4 years ago
see, punky, him being the "big spoon" means that he would be behind you when you were "spooning"
4 years ago
NOOOOOOO!!!
4 years ago
way to run me off, Smerf. 8(
4 years ago
I wonder if yak's watching us right now? That dude hates me sooo much. 8(
4 years ago
most here do
4 years ago
I feel a mucho relationship blossoming here
4 years ago
Zeke....





it's link time....BUDDY. Prepare your anus, SIR.
4 years ago
I got no links. 8(
4 years ago
nah i think ill just go to sleep instead
4 years ago
No, you may not make me a new avy.
4 years ago
Oh its link time alright Punky.
http://muchosucko.com/88723/
4 years ago
^8o
4 years ago
It worries me that you have that saved somewhere.
4 years ago
* d8o
4 years ago
d8)€3==D~
4 years ago
I think that turned Punky on :( he better take you to dinner first
4 years ago
He can't afford me.
4 years ago
that picture kills me
4 years ago
join us, toasty. d8)€3==D~
4 years ago
@Heather that picture kills me too.
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
A hard on, would've made it much better?



But really, no.
4 years ago
The fact that he even subbed it....




...IS AMAZING. 8)
4 years ago
No woody for you!

Even if I was attracted to men, you'd only rate a halfie (tops)
4 years ago
well, hell.
4 years ago
you want him to be the top? interesting
4 years ago
hahaha..
4 years ago
i dont think we're talk about the same things here, punky
4 years ago
Does Naked Possum help soothe you Heather? http://i.imgur.com/HUrUJ6Y.gif
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
oh my ...
4 years ago
yes indeed. 8(
4 years ago
i think its the fact that smerf is straddling the bed
4 years ago
i just envision the whole picture... tying of the bow, sexy playboy-esque bed straddle...
4 years ago
*kneeling

Sure as fuck wasn't going to take that pic on the floor. What kind of person do you take me for?
4 years ago
Heather
i think its the fact that Punky is in my bed.
10 seconds ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
^^ that actually made me laugh
4 years ago
i doubt you qualify or a passport punky, let alone manage to make your way to my house
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
Would like to see my credentials?
4 years ago
I'll have them loaded in 5 minutes. 8P
4 years ago
I don't have a passport :(
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser buys toasty a passport. 8) *
4 years ago
I'm just waiting on the passport people to hurry up and process my passport application.
4 years ago
Apparently Smerf doesn't think I should be allowed to leave the country. Rude.
4 years ago
my passport is my main form of identification at the moment
4 years ago
I was going to get an enhanced license but then decided I don't really want to go to Canada $95 worth
4 years ago
Toaster, my stfu of punky has nothing to do with your passport and everything to do with that stupid 8) smiley.
4 years ago
That's what you say now, but from what I know you want Punky to be a top. What can I really believe these days?
4 years ago
I shall rephrase my previous comment: "Even if I was attracted to men, you'd only rate a halfie (at most)"
4 years ago
@Smerf funny how MY STUPID "8)" is getting used all the time here. I created that shit, and it will rule the internet one day. Also, it all started on MUCHO SUCKO, SO SUCK IT, BUDDY,
4 years ago
oh, you're right there. 8(
4 years ago
You didn't create shit. That's been around for a long ass time.
4 years ago
I created the internet, it's a series of tubes
4 years ago
PROOF/LINK/PHOTO...OR ROT IN HELL. I've searched for it, and it doesn't exist. MetalFace said the same thing, but couldn't find proof either. I swear to GOD ON MY MOTHERS BONES, I DIDN'T RIP IT OFF. If it's somewhere on the web, I didn't see it.....





^^^^THE FUCKING TRUTH
4 years ago
it just looks like cookie monster to me
4 years ago
^8)
4 years ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emoticon

That was added to the urban dictionary in 2005. It was old then.
4 years ago
Isn't it Sometimes Cookie Monster now?
4 years ago
smerf, I swear to god on my fucking life, I didn't rip that from the urbandictionary. I'm sure you don't believe me, but I could give a fuck. As for you Heather...



http://i.imgur.com/UnDYcya.jpg
4 years ago
so many things i want to say, so little time
4 years ago
I didn't say you had ripped it from urban dictionary. I just said that you didn't invent it.
4 years ago
well, IN MY MIND, I INVENTED IT, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.
4 years ago
^^1970.
4 years ago
SquidleyBruiser
4 years ago
you fucker. lol
4 years ago
hahaha...
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
HEY! WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
4 years ago
oh nothing
4 years ago
ok, keep it that way.8)
4 years ago
And on that note, I'm going to bed. Later, bitches
4 years ago
C ya 8)
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser fluffs smerf's pillow. 8| *


^^that was a tongue twister
4 years ago
I leave for a few minutes and Punky is fluffing Smerf
4 years ago
Punky is a gay fluffer!!!
4 years ago
recover password